- I ain't cool. Shawl ain't your friend. Your family's so sweet,
I robbed y'all again. (audience laughing) - Don't you try to throw
shots man. I'm not gon' duck. 'Cause at the end of the day,
I'm still cute as-- (beep) (audience laughing) ♪ Who we introducin' ♪ ♪ Who we introducin' ♪ ♪ This is my brother
and he's never on time ♪ ♪ The only reason she's with him ♪ ♪ 'Cause he's got Drake's hairline ♪ ♪ At the family reunion ♪ ♪ Who we introducin' ♪ ♪ Who we introducin' ♪ ♪ This my aunt and uncle ♪ ♪ And they drove here from Aurora ♪ ♪ After years of trying to smash ♪ ♪ Urkel finally got Laura ♪ ♪ At the family reunion ♪ ♪ Who we introducin' ♪ ♪ Who we introducin' ♪ ♪ This is my family ♪ ♪ That's the truth and it's a fact ♪ ♪ Justina, we're your family ♪ ♪ You are white, not black ♪ ♪ At the family reunion ♪ - I now knight you the
most (beep) white boy in the building. (audience cheering) - Let's get to it. How to
score a date when you're broke. - Oh, I'll do that. Yo, I know this bomb ass vending machine. It's right on the corner,
right by the red box. - Ways to hide from the Feds. - Okay, you got it. All right. (audience laughing) - When sinners go to church. - When the whole crew get baptized. (audience laughing) - No! No! No! (audience laughing) - This is Martin Luther, the King. I can't come to the phone right now. I can't come to the phone right now 'cause I'm busy having a dream that someday some white boy
that look like Vanilla Ice will do an impression of me on TV. (audience laughing) ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ - All right. Your word is hats. ♪ And kill it and kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ I speak this raps and
you know I'm gon' kill it ♪ ♪ I'm like a hack 'cause
I'll always stay fitted ♪ ♪ I don't wear hats ♪ ♪ That's not my swag ♪ ♪ Chance got 10 of those in the same bag ♪ ♪ He got 10 of those and it's
okay wearing hats 'cause it's ♪ - I won a rap battle! - Your topic is interracial relationship. ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill and kill it ♪ ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill and kill it ♪ ♪ Matt, you so fine ♪ ♪ Why you so fine ♪ ♪ Come here white boy ♪ ♪ And please be mine ♪ ♪ Let me be yours ♪ ♪ Don't make me flutter ♪ ♪ You smell like roses and cocoa butter ♪ ♪ Yeah cocoa butter ♪ ♪ I don't play though ♪ ♪ But let me spread this just like mayo ♪ - I'ma go smash. ♪ Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it ♪ (upbeat music) (audience cheering) - Your word is amphibian. - All right, I got it, I got it, I got it. ♪ I'm a earthquake ♪ ♪ I cave your whole village in ♪ ♪ I switch it up like an amphibian ♪ ♪ I take all of your (beep) ♪ ♪ I'm pillaging ♪ ♪ DC has the face of an amphibian ♪ (audience cheering) (audience cheering) I just wanted to say I think
you are real beautiful. - [Iggy] Thank you. - Like really real, beautiful. And myself, my castmates and
I know every dude in here would really like to know
how much of that booty is really real? (audience gasping) - [Iggy] Y'all all wanna
know? These guys over here? - Yes, yes, yes, yes. - All right. I'm gonna put you up on game. It's real in your hands but y'all don't need to
be worrying about booty that's above your weight clothes. (audience cheering) - I'm not good with beats. Hold on. ♪ He from outer space and
that (beep) does amaze me ♪ ♪ His hands light up ♪ ♪ But my finger game is crazy ♪ ♪ When this came out it
was the movie of the year ♪ ♪ If you need me I'll be right here ♪ - "E.T." - My dude Chance is so fly. - [Audience] How fly is he? - He wears a three on his hat 'cause he knew exactly
how many Grammys he'd win. (audience cheering) My girl Tammy is so petty. - [Audience] How petty is she? - I sent her my nudes
and she responded with, "So what did you do today"? (buzzer buzzing) I mean, it's not all that,
but I do what I can with it. - Okay, Matt. Who you
got over there with you? - Oh my word. I can't believe my eyes. Charlie Clips, I know you are a huge fan. This is such a sweet, sweet treat. You've seen her ads all over the mall. Please give it up for the
Cinnabon mascots. Oh my God. (audience cheering) - Hey, Zendaya. I'm Nick Cannon and-- Nah, (beep) that. I'm Matt
mother (beep) Rife, all right? Look, you're mixed. I want to be black. Let's make a Lifestyle movie. Spit that water out so I
can get your number please. I didn't touch her. She can handle herself. - Keep your hands off her, Matt. - Don't be touching on her like that. She too young! - She's 18! He's 19. - So? He got acne and
his fingernails dirty. (audience laughing) (audience cheering) - Big Mac. You left your neck beard. Doja, I heard you date white dues. So the longer you keep
that water in your mouth, the more clothes I'm gonna take off. - And the winner is Justin Bieber. (audience cheering) - Here's good. Here's good. Wow, um... I don't know what to say. I can't believe I, Justin Bieber, am accepting the NAACP award. (audience laughing) I mean I've earned it, right? I've worked really hard to become the blackest
dude from Canada ever. I just wanna give a shout
out to God, of course. My crew and... My Calvins and of course, my rock. The person who holds me down
every night when I go to bed. Usher. (audience cheering) - Jerome. - White on white violence. - Ah, okay. You're the better rapper
and I'm no disputer. But I'm gonna beat your ass
if you don't fix my computer. - I mean, fixing computers but
your girl caught a back shot. As soon as I put it in her apple, 'cause you know she gave me laptop. Because I ain't even knowing and right now I be rapping fresh. This is white on white
crime. I'm cashing checks. You look like Macklemore
became Mackleless. - Talking to me. All them boys you just
spit was whack though. Nick. What's up my (beep). You hired all these white folks, I thought this was a black show. (audience laughing) - DC so mad. Boy, take a vacation. This is season 15 gentrification. - Hold up, hold up, hold up. Hold up. - We love white people. - [DC] I know you ain't talking. Let's go ahead and set this thing clear. Your ass got fired. What the
(beep) are you doing here? - Okay. All right, okay, okay. You think I got fired
but that ain't legit. Like Royce's barber, I said, "I quit". - Wow. (laughs) He said he quit. That sound kinda funny. The (beep) back. I guess
he needed more money. (audience laughing) - One more, one more, one more, one more. Okay, one more. All right. No, no, no. No, no, no. You say I need money. Maybe that's true. Nut at least I didn't do how I do. All right, DC. ♪ We can just do this ♪ ♪ I don't need a buildup ♪ ♪ Why you look like the bad
guy from Captain Phillips ♪ - Check this out. ♪ Look, I never seen that
show and no cop out ♪ ♪ No cop, y'all ♪ ♪ Before this show your whole family ♪ ♪ I would've robbed y'all ♪ ♪ Roy's on the black
squad no matter what ♪ I think that scar on your face
is from Nick Cannon's nuts (audience cheering) ♪ I ain't cool ♪ ♪ Shawl ain't your friend ♪ ♪ Your family's so sweet ♪ ♪ I robbed y'all again ♪ ♪ Won't you try and throw shots man ♪ ♪ I'm not gon' duck ♪ ♪ 'Cause at the end of the
day I'm still cute as fuck ♪ (audience cheering) - I don't know what to do with that one. I don't know what to do with that one. - I gotta get it for that one. ♪ When you talk about
looks, you way outta place ♪ ♪ 'Cause you don't want to go to jail ♪ ♪ With that little pretty ass face ♪ (audience cheering) ♪ You're only on this show
'cause Nick thinks you're funny ♪ ♪ Your only other chance of fame ♪ ♪ Is being Precious' understudy ♪ (audience cheering)
