Asian Animal Rights Activist Wasn’t Ready... | Andrew Schulz | Stand Up Comedy

I want to talk about that what do you really like animals miss you do what's one says you are your favorite every animal that's sweet every single animal they all have life you're right 100% right about that they don't all need to I feel like you haven't experienced enough life-or-death situations with animals you know what I mean do you think an animal cares about your life you think of polar bears going you know what she's probably got backgammon on Tuesday maybe I won't either I'm just gonna sit here with this coca-cola and sip it with my nephews but I understand you like animals because you know you live in the first world and it's boring and we got to care about I get it I would say it I almost thought you said do you see me I'm an animal and I was [Music] I'm proud to be like because you're Asian right so that would make you Panda a little bit right no your third world but your third world but you're from America right you're born and raised here where were you born Philippines when did you come here oh so you had some real and in the Philippines are there any animals that they eat that we don't eat here you're not gonna win it but it's not about win or lose it's not about win or lose it's just about understanding in the Philippines that eat dogs because they don't care as much about dogs right because they don't have cheap Oatley they don't have to pull it they got chihuahua because they'd get too hungry [Applause] [Music] phyto come-come final final copy write it right in their fight on everybody I said warm nice that warm quit rice I'll love some rice out there huh that's all I'm saying we're very lucky that we get to care about that we get to care about these what part of Philippines were you from Sibyl now is that a wealthy region or is that a poor region [Music] it's probably poor right I'm just guessing it's right we don't gotta go into it so it's a poor region where there's probably things there right that they'd be so lucky and grateful to have that we just take for granted right here you know what I'm saying like drinking water right there it may not be the best and maybe there's some people out that don't even have fresh drinking water you know and tonight you're gonna go home and take a into clean water [Applause] that's why I hate the Saab sir I care about my people back home we have to look out of people for third world country

Channel: The Andrew Schulz

Views: 12,018,357

Keywords: andrew schulz, andrew schultz, comedy, comedian, stand up, brilliant idiots, flagrant 2, podcast, sports, entertainment, pop culture, commentary, comedy club, near me, jokes, charlamagne, charlemange, breakfast club, interviews

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Length: 4min 42sec (282 seconds)

Published: Sun Jan 19 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/Umbristopheles]

Never pick a fight with a comedian like this. They're professionals.

[u/Sojio]

I like how Schultz doesn't just shit on people for heckling. He takes them down then brings them back into the audience and gets them back on his side. Mostly.

[u/[deleted]]

I think this is his best one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAzeboD51SA