Michael Bisping & The Chinese Proverb | TigerBelly 177

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Love Tiger Belly, love Bisping. Can’t wait to listen!

Tiger Belly is always talking about MMA, and the seem to know a good amount. I’m sure they were super pumped about this

👍︎︎ 119 👤︎︎ u/asa55 📅︎︎ Jan 17 2019 🗫︎ replies

Bisping is the anti-Shub.

👍︎︎ 200 👤︎︎ u/wharblgarbl_luvcock 📅︎︎ Jan 17 2019 🗫︎ replies

Bisping is by far the best podcaster from the MMA world, you can sit him down with any comedian and you're in for a good time. He was always marketed as an arsehole during his mma career, but in reality he's a very affable person.

Thanks for sharing!

👍︎︎ 207 👤︎︎ u/randomtard1 📅︎︎ Jan 17 2019 🗫︎ replies

MadTV was my jam growing up, can't wait to listen.

👍︎︎ 34 👤︎︎ u/Pride_Neva_Die 📅︎︎ Jan 17 2019 🗫︎ replies

Bobby Lees podcast is fuckin great. One of the good things about the internet is talented guys like him getting exposure to make a comeback.

👍︎︎ 24 👤︎︎ u/[deleted] 📅︎︎ Jan 17 2019 🗫︎ replies

He's had more fights than Hot Dennis.

If you know you know

👍︎︎ 19 👤︎︎ u/donalcarey 📅︎︎ Jan 17 2019 🗫︎ replies

That was a great episode!

👍︎︎ 17 👤︎︎ u/LeBurge 📅︎︎ Jan 17 2019 🗫︎ replies
👍︎︎ 8 👤︎︎ u/ThatMisterOrange 📅︎︎ Jan 17 2019 🗫︎ replies

I remember meeting Bobby Lee in 2004 while he was still on MadTV, long story short he was a pretty cool dude, had a red Mohawk and was with a tall hot blonde. I’m still Heartbroken MadTV went off the air, I’ll never watch SNL

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something I want to keep it right here at the cameras on turn on the [ __ ] flower Michael Mike Michael how about this in this thing I'm gonna introduce you rolling we got broke but I'm gonna do a little intro yeah and then when I say your name then you can say whatever you want to but don't talk until I say your name yeah there's nothing I can do about the fire come on all right you just do you Bob I'm gonna do mine let's go let's go we go towards you ready Rick towards get ready here we go five five four three two Oliver Twist that's English so welcome to another episode of Tiger Bell let me say something before I say the game now I'm not gonna do it yet um how dare you I love everything English I do I love Yorkshire pudding oh wow have you ever had Yorkshire pudding it's like no what are the you d the use of like angel come or something really so [ __ ] good also England has great things like Joy Division comes from England mmm Sir Alex Ferguson comes are you city or United United okay good Sir Alex Ferguson comes from all the gonna sorcerers killing it for you guys by the way yeah I mean I'm not a massive football fan oh you're not you're aware of the game yeah you know who are ollie gonna so sorry of course alright go yeah and as you know you tiger belly fans you guys know that we are gigantic UFC fans mmm-hmm we've been doing it since back in the day tank Abbott yeah dancer Verne yeah I know in my current life I have friends like British I'm shot yeah yeah that guy and that guy sheep is that what you can achieve is a [ __ ] [ __ ] and I'm gonna say that outlet now and [ __ ] that guy really [ __ ] breaking news and we have a very special guest his name is Michael Bisping get Morano applause he's a champ champ a champion no once you're a chair always a [ __ ] champ Mike hey hey I know you don't like talking about if I we're not gonna do it that much but I want to just say a couple things is that not only are you a champ but you're also a journeyman right yeah you're you're literally one of the best guys out there you can beat anyone at any single day well that's good yeah there's no one that you cannot be it I don't you're the best kind of champion yes and you know oh my god oh I feel sorry for him because literally everybody I meet says that yeah most Pacey mafia magic mean the guy on the other end everyone's best thing you ever did was knock out that [ __ ] yeah hey steady on he's a nice guy leave it out of Santa Cruz right escape sarcasm yeah how's that is it good in that fight you know I think with the odds were on him right yeah right ten to one on the right and at the end of the first round correct you [ __ ] knocked him out correct yeah I was [ __ ] amazing yeah and I felt good felt good I was yeah like a ten to one on the dog how often was I want us to want to say to you that first time we ever mad things I said this the only reason I'm here is your little [ __ ] Tiger belly crew IV I've been misinformed yeah what do you call you people the Tiger belly sleepers yeah what is the line go ahead I saw this noclip dude around your little [ __ ] office with sycophants at all first of all Michael very funny very funny but I'll tell you the way it went down keep your version yeah and I'll give mine okay for the what what are they called again sleepers okay so uh every once in a while because you know Joe Rogan is a stand-up he's a longtime friend um I've known him for 20 years 25 years um love them great guy but um so a lot of you know I'm a huge UFC fans so who's that little guy from Sacramento I like right you're our Father man you nice can we hug this and that but then when I saw Bisbing Michael you for this first time there I literally was struck I was just like right and I try to come up to you and I said you were very nice but I said hey man I'm a big fan and you were you know because when I walk I was at the the grocery store and people come up to me and go oh you're very funny and out you want to be cordial right but I also if that person that said hi to me was Josh Groban right and right okay and I blew him off right I bet that Josh Groban would probably be a little mad so he was at the Comedy Store where for the small I don't know who okay so I'm always yeah yeah right so might when Michael's business there he said very nice but he cut just walked away and I wanted some you know man did you ask no I didn't really he did walk away already and here's the reality yeah so and I'm not when I say this yeah by the way massive fan hence why I'm here that's why I drove up from [ __ ] Orange County Thank You audition and I waited for three and a half hours half asleep some coffee now I'm drinking this shy yes there wait I'm very happy to be here hilarious comedian I'd never met you before I don't get into the point yeah yeah the long-suffering missus baseman that's at home bless her she doesn't get out very often yeah you know she's got three kids I travel a lot I took her out we went out for a nice dinner and went to go watch some comics and a lot of the time I'm not trying to say that I'm [ __ ] big deal or anything like that but a lot of time you stop and you take pictures and this and that and then after a while you gotta say okay because I'm here with my wife and I've done about ten pictures in a row while she's standing there like a [ __ ] lump of cheese right doing nothing so then after that I'm that okay all right all right babe let's go in and then you after that sit I'm at now sorry mate we're done picture time is all right you should start doing now let me see some right so when you bear or not fair sorry if I didn't put a random stranger before my wife mm-hmm I'm so sorry yeah I know you're the great and the comedy store is your house and you're totally right it is your house but we've never met and that's the mother of my children right you're in or what and the way it's okay I accept your apology get your [ __ ] ears I'm fine inside [ __ ] paws out of my face right you weren't to know it he was devastated though he called me immediately and he was like you can't but you won't believe what happened I just well for one right but no but could as they say this please can I say this you did give me a photo I did yes afterward I remember Joey yes with the Yeti with Diaz and I walked up because when you were talking to Diaz you know that then I see is my opportunity and we took the photo you know what I was just talking out of my ass right just talking [ __ ] whatever thinking that you're ever gonna [ __ ] hear it it's okay I just say I do it all the time if I was held accountable yeah every piece of [ __ ] that came out of my mouth yeah yeah probably be in prison yeah you know or you know extreme you know yeah you know I want to say this too is is that because I never let the truth get in the way of a good story right that fight right was I don't wanna talk about you but here's what I do want to talk about okay I wanna talk about you but I have a couple of other questions what the [ __ ] happened to you you want a young che check okay first of all that's why I'm here you ask me whatever the [ __ ] you want your show very happy to be here thank you all for having me secondly she got a boob job is that what you're referring to no oh I was talking about but talking about our my podcast you the device you know we broke it down in fine detail yeah this is important to MMA fans his hard-hitting news she's got bigger tits now wait a minute ain't got implants like midway through her career too right yeah and what's your name page and we broke that down on my podcast you know bigoted it's a lot of breakdowns well it's it's you know it's it's technical info right he is though because I had my breast implants removed and I felt really potentially lighter when they were and I was an athlete for most but most of my life but when they were on it didn't seem it put me off ballot and so on just didn't seem right so I took him out but I mean but she's lost three in a row and she knows that's what you mean that's what I [ __ ] mean my god I'm just I just want to ask you is because the thing is that she was so she was the most feared person in that strong weight division yeah there was not a fight that was even room I mean I guess between her and Carolina was a little with Club Caroline yeah but um I mean she went through those Brazilian chicks and and now I just feel like she completely lost it what happened is their confidence no no no so here's the thing I mean she didn't completely lose it you know she she got knocked out as well as number units right now and no shame no shame in there and you find the best people in the world you know generally women no disrespect you know one punch doesn't change everything you know because they're small and they don't generate as much force but in this situation you got caught with a good shot and she got finished god bless her you know it happens to everybody no shame she came back he said a rematch and it was a very very close fight she feels that she won she didn't win she lost clearly in my opinion yeah but still she did a better job it was a close fight Rose namajunas on those two occasions was just a pacifier then she would up a weight class of four shevchenko woman that's already beating that's why it's a woman that's bigger than her for at 135 Johanna went up to 25 she went down to 25 it was just it was never a good matchup for her anyway it wasn't the smartest move whoever a manager is isn't that smart but but there you go you know she's still a very very good world-class fire he turns his back on his favorite fighters oh well yeah cause he's a fickle fair-weather fan that's what we do you know they build you or they make you feel good and then they talk [ __ ] you know it's like have you ever have you ever had a bad set yes I have many bad you know what that's it I know it's not the same because you probably still got paid your money right and you probably didn't get beat see [ __ ] either right as an MMA fight you go there and if you lose your fight the weight generally yeah generally the way it's structured in the UFC if you lose you only get half your money you get half to show and half if you win generally yeah the lower level guys higher level guys it's a little different if you lose you lose half your money and you've got the [ __ ] kicked out of you you've been embarrassed and then you got Bobby Lee talking [ __ ] about oh my god I think I've changed my tune I know all right I don't I don't change my tone all right and I want cuz I want to make a point good I want to make a point okay we took because and n gone oh is that his name yeah I call Mangano I don't know what the guy you know what you know he's a big Benjamin had no idea what we talked about in the locker room with the performers Institute massive [ __ ] we're swinging about what you saw Serena say something to me blinded by the light now let me ask about your penis yeah please far away is it proportional and what do you three proportional to your body and everything yeah well smaller than you know chicks look when your wife looks at it's a little smaller than she thought you know I could do with improvement okay okay she's never complained right she's never been like well I think I think what it is is she's you just used to it yeah probably right there a long time yeah children together it's got no idea you know yeah grass is greener though do you do you guys um amongst each other have like locker room rumors or like talk about who has a smallest dick and who has big dish yeah no there's four if you know this but I'm very popular in the u.s. see who I surely don't share locker rooms with the defias bring down the [ __ ] but no one's like oh he's hung like a field mouse did you now yeah and if they would yeah I probably wouldn't be in a locker room with him we should talk about MMA for his penis I'll tell you what dick I have a very small dick out everyone in the room knows I think it's it's it for my body size it's fair I think that it's good for your body size right with the quickie still small I'll admit it's small but I feel like my penis is bigger than Henry saludos your penis is bigger than a gold medalist possible yeah no but whatever I see soon who died guys I bet yeah but you know I mean I don't think I'll be able to prove it you know you can just pick on a guy that's like that he's kind of religious he seems religious yeah but you know what so you're also good at is you're good commentator as well well I've never commentary to the UFC you're gonna be okay a lot of people get that wrong yeah yeah back in the day my manager was commentating gig and I get all excited I'm commentating sick yeah and then dude stop saying [ __ ] commentating cuz every time you say it I think sick I'm gonna be commentating right enough somewhere but I'm not I'm doing the same [ __ ] but that for a long time I think you would be the best you would be yeah one in a couple of weeks yeah yeah which one are you doing what fight deal man dad in Brazil a little town called port delays in the news recently because somebody got attacked with the grenade I'm told we got told when you in Brazil the new Fortaleza do not leave the hotel okay it's very unsafe Wow the problem is with my personality me I'm like I'm definitely having four or five beers and going for a walk yeah I want to check it out I might we'll see what all the [ __ ] fuss is about but if I get murdered in Brazil you know why but in Brazil you people know you in Brazil right which makes it even worse right you know because enemies be one of the biggest things that are correct I don't know if he's one of the biggest things but he's definitely very popular yeah yeah he beat their God Anderson yeah that's right you did you know my I had another encounter with an MMA guy years ago coiler Gracie and I sat next time on a plane how was he he didn't say anything very quiet charming easy charming sounds like a dick yeah you sat down but I pretty tried to sell your black belt oh no but I kept staring at his ankles because he had these pants on it is ankle you could only see his ankles and they're really tiny yeah yeah it was is that gay or well I know it's not gay you know yeah yeah yeah if you ever say if you ever see somebody really big and muscular but they've got tiny ankles and wrists yeah they're probably taking steroids cuz you that's a reflection of their body you know oh hey before we get to that we're take a quick pause for a wonderful sponsor rich wallet rich wallet my favorite wallet in the whole wide world hey guys there is a reason why that rich while the sponsors tiger belly is because we are all customers if I look at my pocket right now right I have a ridge wallet in my pocket my card to perfectly fit like that and make money it's only the coolest future people yeah we're from the future right yeah yeah right are you from the future 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fight same weight right well we could have done if I wasn't retired yeah oh you're done yeah I've retired at what Marsh is worried after Gastelum right there you go yeah yeah for your family no my family for me I'm singing getting punched in the face ya know I've done it forever did it for a long time you can't do it forever yeah point you're gonna say you know I know see now if I had a good career made some money won the Bell yeah lotta fights you know what are you gonna do but you're dead horse but it's amazing that you're still even more deeply entrenched in a sport now yeah because of you yeah I'm happy about that I mean a lot of guys don't get to do that so it's a no bigger heartbreak for them to leave the sport cuz then they're like okay well I'm gone from it forever yeah for sure absolutely nice I'm happy to still be involved for sure I mean you know I never went to school or left school at 16 and fortunately I'm an expert in this and I can make money off it yeah it wasn't if mixed martial arts or the UFC wasn't so popular you know yeah oh this fight knowledge of martial arts [ __ ] wouldn't do anything for me you know right now fortunately with the UFC being so big I can you know I can talk about it and pretend to know everything and get you dollars yeah so you know you know a lot of our little bit but I want to say this too what I like about you please go ahead I can tell that you're a good dad I'm a terrible dad no no just hear me out no [ __ ] [ __ ] I know but I you know I'd see your family sometimes going to goes in the ring you know I mean I remember a couple of times I've seen your son and your daughter correct yeah and then I can I also follow you on social media sure so I know that you go to your son's wrestling matches yeah it's very good by the way he's awesome he's a champion is it not state Chubby's ranked for I think it's day yeah yeah he's doing good yeah good yeah but if he wanted to get into it would he wins a lot of tournaments yeah yeah but if he wanted to go into MMA would you support him or no I mean if he wanted to go into MMA then yes I would support him my dad supported me so yeah of course I wasn't for my dad I wouldn't be here now doing this you know but I don't want him to he's a very very smart kid yeah clever he's guy's head switched on I always say I fought so he doesn't have to you know yeah you know so you know my background that was going nowhere fast and then fortunately you know I was able to turn it around through mixed martial arts you know but if you wanted to of course I'll support him 100 but I feel like he can do something better with his life yeah I don't want to equate you with noe but I'm gonna say this that what you just said strong as it sparked something in my mind where I hated it that's the word it resonated it's okay thank you you're welcome I'm learning every day from you hey every day the qin qiong say what did the qin qiong say about the last thing he said that's a the Chinese proper yeah I told you to [ __ ] write it down [ __ ] you right yeah but the thing is is that I you know it's not like I you know was like I want to be a stand-up comic it was just at 23 I was just I work next to a comedy club and had no future I didn't know what I want to do with my life I had no I did I didn't go to college I was like kind of looking up at the heavens going what the [ __ ] am I gonna do why me yeah yeah why am I so short Michael you could say whatever you want about me don't I like you a lot I love you I want to be friends with you if you like The Odd Couple yeah that's a good show idea great show idea being visiting in a sitcom I'm being real because I have I want to show now but I no one's watching it helps splitting up together two ABC Family show thank you and spent on for two years and no one's watching it I like to show a lot but how you getting paid I am getting paid so my hand um but yeah I'm joking but that would be a great I'm being real but would you just single camera or a live audience single live audience probably multicam would be interesting multicam would be fun would you do in front of a live audience a TV show I've never done something like that but yeah I mean I would yeah let's do it let's write the show yeah but is it an interesting thing you know media maybe we're brother let's talk about yeah wait yeah we're adopted brothers okay and how old are you Michael 39 39 what about younger bro we were the first first okay here's a what is 40 47 so this is the show right Wow you're okay so your parents right they that's the problem what is your background though what is your in I can do a [ __ ] American accent so well you can yeah and be judged by the [ __ ] what is it they're the followers or something yeah yeah yeah what do you call the Reapers the sleepers yeah or it could be that he was adopted it's a cryin family no to an English family right and he came back I don't know and they were murdered but I was the first our parents didn't think that they could have a biological kid yeah they adopted me first and then years later our mother got pregnant with him right and he went out and he lived a great life he was like maybe some military thing he was in the Navy or whatever right you see a war hero okay but I'm the loser stationed in England you're a hikikomori or a shut-in I'm a gamer I'm a gamer loser and you have to move yeah I'm a loser you play that yeah I think there's something there yeah together that'd be funny let's do yeah we'll talk about that later you know I mean but you grew up in Manchester I didn't grow up in Manchester I grew up in a small town called clear out which is just there no further cotton that's why I say that's why I say Manchester right nobody's right it's like 30 minutes outside of Manchester it's so funny we went anywhere we go to Manchester for a night out or shop you know how far is it if you wanted to walk from Clitheroe 25 mile 25 miles yes not far exactly but it's so funny how small England is and yet there's a thousand football clubs and different every city has one yeah every town has one yeah so man from Manchester to Liverpool is that far down the m62 30 minutes you'll be in Liverpool Wow 45 minutes tops yeah yeah yeah yeah I've always loved you know I talk I'm a huge Arsenal fan yeah say football plays yeah your own self respect all right you know the end of the day you do kick a ball with your foot yeah that is why do we call feel like I mean a little aggressive on here no I'm not trust me this Michael you've got it it's football Mike it down you don't [ __ ] scare me I want you to be scary I know you're not but I'm scared of that really know you don't like my man [ __ ] they're home late yeah you should see the lips on that thing man yeah if I support him open dude yeah yeah did your son have a girlfriend he does actually he's in love yeah oh my god 17 with a Vietnamese girl what made you wait on beating me all right they're different over there I know that part of the world I think it's the difference between chopsticks do you use chopsticks yeah we do noodles we do noodles yeah but it's a different kind of vibe I think you know I've never been to Vietnam and I've never been to Korea so do you like her oh she's amazing she's great yeah the whole family are amazing the racist against white people though Oh her grandparents aren't actually allowed to know that he's with her so when he goes round to the house they have to pretend that he's just a friend they're old school to set in the way sure maybe I shouldn't be talking about this sorry calendar yeah we were just I was talking to a buddy of mine and he's been married to his wife for 15 years right and still it's just looked down upon when they go to a Chinese restaurant together they get a really good service because they don't like that a Chinese girl is with waeco yeah I think the Asians are the most racist people are yeah because there's really a hidden like hierarchy in certain people's amongst themselves yeah okay like for instance um growing up even just within the family since I got bad grades and since I went to drug rehabs and institutions because I've been sober for a very long time and I've always had a problem with the drink and drugs and um that my family um never talked about me they they looked at me as they shunned you yeah they shunned me and I felt it at family reunions or family gatherings what about now what about now that you're a big star on ABC now hey Bobby come over here I think I think in 2000 I've talked about this before when in the year 2000 I did The Tonight Show let's stand up yeah and that night was the night where I I told my I showed my family you know it yes yeah this is working Jay Leno interview you after did they do that yeah they did they pet he paddled me and I didn't interview and then I stayed for the whole thing Stevie Nicks play was great nice and my parents called me the next day apologizing for not supporting me but I think that their disapproval motivated me to keep going yeah well I mean obvi say I just met you but it would you know anytime anybody says you know you're doing the wrong thing you want to prove them wrong yeah I'm a nature thing you know with what I did and what I do or what I did I never had that my dad always supported me 100% cuz he knew I had to tell him for he knew I could do it you know III had history you know the many martial arts tournaments and unfortunately when I was a kid you know fighting came second nature to me so he knew I could do it but yeah of course in that circumstance so what why they would be motivated why did you fighting become second nature is that the way you were I mean yeah you're firemen yeah for sure there's a lot of violence in my house growing up you know there was a yeah yeah a lot of violence and when I was a kid I I thought it was natural to get into a fight because I saw there was a lot of violence it was a it was a [ __ ] madhouse we were known to the police it was a crazy crazy [ __ ] a lot of violence ya know you know just within the family there was about oh sure yeah got beaten the [ __ ] out of everybody [ __ ] out of me yeah and then so yeah you know but um but you but you're new you're not like that towards your kids I mean now you know yeah only I was born 20 years earlier get away with it in the eighties ya know but you've changed that cycle know for sure yes people say that they say that that history repeats itself right cycle perpetuates but uh yeah it's bollocks absolute bollocks you know if you know well my dad was an alcoholic and I'd and that's one of the prime reasons why hmm I want to be sober is because if I ever have kids firm antiquated so romantic yeah ever want kids you know I want to give them an experience that's a little different for someone like who's grown up in as much violence as you have yeah you're a really tender guy yeah and for someone who has murderous family members yeah yeah I think that I'm a pretty tender yeah tender person as well yeah we came out of it all of us I think pretty unscathed and you know I you know I think it's society to though I think our society I mean you know I mean I know that the me to movement and there's certain words that are forbidden you can't see it [ __ ] you can't say I'm just a [ __ ] [ __ ] if you get offended now listen of course I'm my dad is six foot six yeah but his best friend is a [ __ ] yeah they're like [ __ ] celebrities on the UFC circuit Wow Park up at the bar and everyone knows this thing's dad and his best mate little Mick yeah that's what he calls himself an Instagram little Mick yeah he doesn't get offended by it I know and he's like because he's [ __ ] cool right if you're looking to be offended of course you can be offended by anything yeah generally you know people might use an ignorant ignorant term but they're not trying to be offensive yeah yeah you're the [ __ ] [ __ ] that's looking to be offended right I've been offended twenty times in here tonight if I wanted to be well this is ridiculous I came up here by myself and [ __ ] Bobby Lee was talking [ __ ] I'd be a [ __ ] [ __ ] wouldn't that Rhino these little pricks and these [ __ ] little yeah the world's gone crazy and I can't stand because I don't fit in here it's crazy how that's something that's recreational now that's people those are people's hobbies to look for things like that right it's getting out of control no even for me if I if I see an old an older white guy from the South right who was raised a certain way he's allowed a certain MOT racism yeah give him allowance Yeah right so if he does like an Asian accent just to calm the detention right if it's a millennial no yeah it's if it's a 20 year old kid no you should know better right but you have to put things into context I think yeah well I guess it depends by the front as well certainly a 20 year old kid in LA or New York yeah yeah yeah 2000 kids in [ __ ] Alaska yeah did you know that you're not allowed to say you you have to call them anyway you can't say Eskimo that's it Eskimo you can't say Eskimo anymore really yeah yeah I'm never gonna stop saying you have a problem yeah yeah I'm 39 years old you've always been a [ __ ] Eskimo to me never go to Eskimo lot of commands yeah wait like it but no offense already [ __ ] asked me to but sure you [ __ ] great people and I'll give you a little nose kiss to do it yeah but you still the [ __ ] asking I know my bad I know sorry old Inuits I know there Inuits now [ __ ] eejit right yeah but it's like um but let's suppose let's say let's suppose this is an interesting thing right let's say let's suppose you know [ __ ] you know I mean people are still using people use [ __ ] in the 60s 50s 60s right 70s and they still use it and they still had that justification like you know why I said [ __ ] in the 60s so I'm not cuz you know do people still say that I know there's a term that I hear ya sure yeah just like blah people might say the n-word you know yeah yeah yeah but but but I don't think that [ __ ] is a derogatory thing I guess I mean if you're on the receiving end of it yeah it depends how it's said as well you know it depends how they say right right like the term you know it's not a word you can use out here in America [ __ ] don't say that love that word people say things all the time yeah there's two ways of saying it you know you sure that we can't you know and you say see you when it'll be done and that's like my mate he's a good con or whatever if you say [ __ ] and you pronounce the tea parties excuse me call me [ __ ] [ __ ] right you know and then it's two different things you know so it's how you say it yeah hey guys we're take a quick pause for another sponsor him James yeah tricked us you guys back in the day if I had this website I'd be going on all the time listen guys this solved if you're a man this is gonna solve so many of your problemas all right if you have 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I mean what are they called the followers sleepers what the sleep maybe the sleepers don't know mister [ __ ] little net so you go to bed at night you know you sleep like whether or not you're on a TV show you still need to sleep you got sleep and then says you can't sleep you start talking running with a camera straight away you know so I'm like I'm letting bed and I can't sleep on my Kendall Grove sleep then we're just chatting away next minute boom Oh lights on camera crew in filming as I'm like what the [ __ ] man get the [ __ ] out they're like no no I'm sorry you're talking we've got to film it am i [ __ ] off I said we trying to get to sleep we just having a little a little chat you know get the [ __ ] out and the good walk on So You cheeky bastard and anyway so we walk out next day [ __ ] the head producers like yo Mike We Need to Talk all right what's up says you can't use racial terms to our camera man what and what what the [ __ ] are you talking about they said well you called him a kinky bastard he was the cameraman Asian I said oh yeah just like you yeah yeah it was me Michael that was my previous job how dare you Wow so used to cheeky bastard and then the that means he complained he complained right I'm gonna show him okay [ __ ] ha ha that's what he said and the producers like you [ __ ] little [ __ ] [ __ ] out you fired so did nothing happen right he was resolved no I said shut the [ __ ] up I said cheeky bastard yeah yeah because we don't say that in the mirror no you don't say what does it mean chi-chi's the best word ever it can mean it could mean so many things that you can have achieved what you want I'm having a cheeky kind of monster here doing a cheeky podcast or if someone's being that rude and a little forthcoming a little but you know like helping themselves all your cheeky bastard they're mine there's a lot of different meanings let me see I can say with my America yeah come on ask me for some candy hey can I get some of those two it's you know you cheeky bastard are you all cheeky touch nothing ge ge yeah I like it a lot I may use hey you okay why'd you laugh at that towards while you left so [ __ ] hard at me saying cheeky bro excuse me why the [ __ ] did you do that does your face got all red yeah left right in my [ __ ] face bro all right but watch it did I'm gonna run to the restroom go talk amongst you say I really have to go to the bathroom right here talk [ __ ] about me we're gonna pee though yeah you're welcome to close the door Thank You Michael Bisping English English fair no I did you see his lips dude what about his lips yeah I saw dried come on the tip on his lip what a cheeky buggers taking it bastard no but he is he is like really weird huh his eyes this is a weird looking why did it's like did you just get hit by a car right Renzo read the do grab me around oh it's the ugliest white dude I've ever seen it's like it's like somebody drew him like a heart in yeah like a freakin white Franken white he's great nippy he's been running that's the show called NBC Bobby Lee has nips right gonna be a great show so what so when you were in England those who you but your your your why are you a United fan and not a City fan I just want to you cuz I've always wondered how that happens how do you choose if you're born in well generally yeah yeah wherever you're born that's that's like that the team that you like right from clithero our football team sucks it's not even really a real team and we ever stadium and what is not a stadium we have a ground do you play in the FA Cup do I play oh they do the every every football team start in the FN right Whittle it down to the finals but yeah they suck you know they're like division 7000 and Manchester is close by and in those days in the 80s Manchester United was the team so that was you know a glory hunt or whatever but I'm not the biggest football fan a common claim to be I'd be full of [ __ ] if I could sit here and say that I'm the most I just want to enjoy it that team yeah with Giggs right that's right yeah but Nikki but yeah all Agana Beckham was there's a pulse goals Cantona can turn on dude that team was [ __ ] and know back in the day they were killing it but Arsenal was good back then - yeah a lot of good teams yeah now it's all about man Suzie that's all I know so like if you get into a cab in London a black cab first thing they say cuz everybody's obsessed with football anything sorry soccer yeah first question what seem you support mate and then you know you got to start you know [ __ ] you had a hard one this week did you pal and they start getting into an arrive you know you see the headlines you know a little bit a little bit of surface knowledge and then they got deep into it okay stop right there I'm sorry but we've exhausted my knowledge okay I know who wanted the weekend then I don't really give a [ __ ] about anything else but why don't you give a [ __ ] I was never it's the same reason you don't watch a basketball match enforce that's right I like I like combats boys I was always obsessed with martial arts yeah start martial arts when I was eight years old and which one Japanese jujitsu yeah it's worth stems from right it really does that's why all martial arts stem from from Japan yep really yes the Chinese don't have anything to do with it they [ __ ] might do a lot of [ __ ] Chinese martial art over in the UFC yeah young man it is oh no that's a Japanese you Jitsu yeah over 5,000 years old and all them I won't say all a lot of martial art so part of me you're right we're taking from that so for example judo took the throws and accentuated them made them better karate took the strike it made it better Brazilian jiu-jitsu took the ground element and made that so much better so on and so forth no love for Taekwondo say this though you [ __ ] [ __ ] all right cuz you stole these [ __ ] no no that's not it what is it I'm going to tell you something right now wait is that Korea is I'm gonna say a half a peninsula we're so small right and yet we have some great stars in the UFC no I know you do I'm tryin saw he's a beast that guy what's his then that little the super boy was yeah Koreans ami just lost I know he did but it was a great that was a great yeah and you know Koreans you know we recalled gun stone yeah it's bad right so I'm kind of proud of and he was gone because he was in the military for that was a Korean Zombie a smashing machine yes no no sorry the recognition of Filipino what Brandon Vera but how many boxers do we have talking about thing I'm just saying there's a combat we what are you doing with your feet Manny you guys want to hear something crazy I just found out Manny Pacquiao is running for the for president hold on 2022 politics for a long time yeah but that I don't think he even when to elementary school yeah yeah he was on the Fox Sports the other day so obviously yeah did you see that no so the UFC was on fs1 Fox and obviously you switch to ESPN now and they've got PBC which is supposed to fill in that void for FS 1 which is premier boxing champions or something like that and there's a big fight this weekend that Adrien Broner taking on Manny Pacquiao and they've got like their boxing version of UFC tonight so they got a few boxing guys on there they got version of Karen Bryan and they had Manny Pacquiao on there I stumbled across the dad watches oh [ __ ] because I used to work on that show so I want to see it and it's very very similar to UFC tonight same kind of feel everything was just boxing not UFC yeah and as I say Manny Pacquiao was on there and he said basketball times in a roll but like it was even relevant that's why like he was so beloved in the country because everyone wants to hear is we're a third world country the Philippines we are the best I'm telling your day that my next-door neighbors make me hate myself because they're so good they're so nice and why I'm a [ __ ] eyes yeah they come over every time with gifts presents and you [ __ ] name any time out of fight that bring things all the flowers and this at Christmas they come up with gift cards for the kids thoughtful presents and stuff and we have nothing again you my bought from a wife or my this is open so you have no they're awesome you're like that too when we go to a party she's like we got to stop by and get wine crackers and all that's something I'm lying Filipinos know our profession is hospitality come to the Philippines the red carpet will be rolled out for you in a way that's different from any other country you'll ever step foot in it's just what we do we're hospital we land that's nice yeah it's Cebu when we landed you had a whole band and dance and people are dancing and then when we left they just packed up and left well we left hold on that dance skirt was not for us sweetie they're just always dancing there for anybody all right I'm saying I know I know that but where do you see that ever it's true but on that same note this is why Manny Pacquiao is sort of dangerous because he is so beloved for being the sweet kind of simple guy sure you don't elect a man like that in two years crazy ideas he has religion he's a good guy I believe the gate what does he think of gay people he's a good guy probably not a good thing yeah just [ __ ] idiots yeah yeah yeah I'm sorry yeah every religious person in the world it's like well my next-door neighbors are very religious and they're not [ __ ] idiots the Filipinos yeah yeah yeah in England I don't know a single person that goes to church come on that's where it comes from oh really yeah are you [ __ ] English right just man I'm from there I don't know a single [ __ ] person that goes to church you gotta be kidding me oh my god you know why because it's all a made-up load of nonsense I know that already we've realized that already I don't know a single person that goes to yes swear to god I'm not exaggerating England yeah falling apart oh my god I'm exaggerating a little bit but but in terms of not knowing a single person that goes to church but do you know a single person it had because America is still a young country and we don't I don't know if that's the reason but I'll tell you I'm certainly religion is that much much bigger like a look at look at countries though that's been around for way longer than America their views on sex is completely different they're more open to it what country or not yes I'm only talking about first world countries oh okay sorry we're out you know I honestly and I and I come across like an elitist piece of [ __ ] talking about other open wound and I want to say sleepers and I'm being completely honest with you okay a lot of terms I could do my shows and I have all kinds of people come and I love everybody okay I don't when I call junglu certain Asians jungle Asians I don't mean it yeah I don't mean it in a derogatory way I love you okay go [ __ ] yourself that's you know I've learned so much from you because in my head I'm like everybody says that Wow you got the English so insightful yeah not being real though like the church thing it was like yeah well no it's it's it doesn't play a big factor honestly everybody I know they go to church for two reasons when for christening and they don't believe in God every just cause it gets hammered yeah it's a party you know even get dressed up and he celebrate the birth of the child but it's not really a religious thing or a wedding you know and the same thing again and with our children my wife she didn't want to have a christening I'm like come on get the kids christen yeah she said well no we're not religious I'm like yeah gives a [ __ ] I'm technically a Catholic everybody has a christening I'm one and she's like no and I thought about I thought no I actually I respect what you saying they're you right we shouldn't do that we be hypocrites so so we never did that but genuinely that's all people do in England but do you believe in God no I don't I I wish I did I'm sure it's a lovely feeling I'm sure it makes you feel nice warm and fuzzy inside and I would love to think that when I die I go up there to a nice beautiful little place yeah called heaven and all my loved ones are there I would love that I would love that and it's weird that in times of loss perhaps you do obviously I share the exact same sentiment I know that you think about these things when I say religious people and I see them really like you know they leave it up to somebody else I always just I can imagine what a great feeling that is but I just don't have I wish I did and another say I mean I you know I respect them and I try and try and not be offensive yeah because if I said what I really thought I'd be I would offend them I don't understand how you can honestly believe that there's a man up there the worst thing is [ __ ] MMA fighters ok number one if there is a God you think he gives a [ __ ] about this little pet MMA fight yeah he's got bigger things to do this [ __ ] earthquakes and tsunamis happen all over the place but no I'm gonna take time out there to make sure a [ __ ] dick weasel from Brazil wins he's fine Romero he's what oh yeah Big Ben Hansen it's it's it's oh you don't want my least favorite words are first and foremost first and foremost I like you less you knew who really believes in God is that kid that we just saw what's he he fought max Holloway what's his name Brian will take is very religious and after every match he goes I want to thank Jesus what happened on the night loss I was like I know that night when his face [ __ ] right yes what a man for you buddy daddy max get in it hard enough you know why cuz max Holloway's name is blessed so God favored him what a fighter huh he's amazing one of the most responsible thing I ever heard of anybody is when you call that max in my families and has a medical background right and when they heard that they told me they're like look he actually pointed it out when no one else would yeah it was weird because I mean I I've had a lot of injuries throughout my career and if I was training for a fight and somebody called me out on live TV about one of my injuries I'd be pissed you know because you train and you want to fight you want to get paid you've done all that hard work as I say you want to get paid so we were doing UFC tonight we have a production meeting and of course you don't we go over the questions what we're gonna ask so we have cards there and we're doing the interview and he's slurring his words and he's all over the place and I'm like [ __ ] what he says on the cards I'm like yo max you got there buddy yeah you sound like you're half-asleep and anyway I flew to Vegas that night to cover the fight and when I got to Vegas I started getting tweets and messages fights off max been pulled from the card oh my oh [ __ ] I hope I wasn't the catalyst of that so I text him I said listen max I'm sorry man and he text back said no thank you thank you he said I needed somebody to say that you know all right all right well I appreciate that but it was it though do you know I just had a concussion you know the hard thing is you know it mixed martial arts you got to Train the way you fight so you know you train hard you spar hard you get hit you know it's but he's good yeah yeah oh good he came back yeah cuz that night we showed it and he's an easy how this is how you're a fair-weathered fan to that night before this he was a max Holloway fan but you know was so sure about or take a hundred percent and it was just Renzo and I sure so who were super for max right what's the deal with Renzo man when Joe freaks me out are gonna be in the bag is judging everything us a leather jacket Michael Michael check it out is that this mother for my hair yeah cousin head transition so isn't our camera normal cameraman he asked to be here he's never left egg mix Martinez how much right that he is like Joe cameraman wrens is your biggest [ __ ] you want to suck your dick Michael finally yeah don't [ __ ] around it's always good to know parental every week because we as a family we this is a this is cultural that what we do yeah yeah yeah we love it you know the caps and everything you know I cats I'm more of a dog person but whatever we have three dogs there what kind of dogs they're all we don't go tell them it's no my dog was here those cats really what a dog dude I'm joking I got Apple no no stereotypical cliched dog choice that you picked there for me now I'm a German Shepherd man I love driving I got to yeah Alfie and Harry yeah I was a little layer what is he a yorkie poo or Shih Tzu he's a little [ __ ] we have a Yorkie a Maltipoo no mark and he just bolted multiple poos on the [ __ ] yeah okay you love them the same no of course I love the German Shepherd my I'm sorry he's got my president how he just put the stroking he just comes up and he does nothing else wanting to be strong you know it gets a little old Alf he's got personality but we got Alfie because dito he was my other German Shepherd he died prior to Harry being around we got my daughter Ellie a pug Charlie sweet little thing you've ever seen in your life you've got it from my daughter and I was going to the Fox Studios one day and as I'm walking in I got a phone call from the wife she's that uh Michael bagel bagel I'm like what Herot charlie was eating details food and the German Shepherd got the POG and shocked him so he's not moving in his I take it to the vets take him to the vet her to the vet she's yet we're on our way there so I walk into the Fox Studios and Brian Stann you know Brian Stann yeah he's there and I'm freaking out I'm not holy [ __ ] dude this was littler literally as I was walking in and I'm walking I'm out fog and it was like what's wrong I'm like my [ __ ] dog Charlie he might be dying she might be dying you know blah blah blah blah blah tell the whole story and bran sounds like are you [ __ ] serious I've got brothers dying in Afghanistan and you expect me to give a [ __ ] about your dark eye my palm when you put it like that yeah get it yeah yeah it's my daughter's [ __ ] POG and she's cute it's also not listen to me dude I want to see that's [ __ ] [ __ ] he did that who my dog no Brian sandy some people have worse things going on in their life but that doesn't mean what you're going I know is less than I know I know I know when he said yeah I know I don't know no his photo because he's gonna be on my [ __ ] death wish he's a good guy strong he's a good guy I was too hard to father I don't want that sorry I get emotional kids here that was all Michael stay away what's his name Brian rhymes dance and I love you sorry my bad right he's Charlie he sees it times when a dog dies he like your dog died oh yeah we had to put it down let's put it down God your daughter devastated well she was really mature about it because I on the phone I said you know because this bet said we need to put Charlie down that's ok let me speak to my daughter first so I got her on the phone I said listen Ellie you know it's not looking good I explained the whole situation I said so what they're gonna do is they're gonna give you an injection and she won't feel any pain and she'll actually feel kind of nice you know that's how it works and you'll fall asleep and she'll just never wake up you know as you got into college no no she was 12 it's out well or 11 even oh my and she was trying not to cry so okay okay and that was the word that set me off I'm not oh my god because she was so mature about it you know but he was trying not to cry it broke my heart so then we got Harry like a little replace her you know you shouldn't do but whatever you know Lucas wanted a dog that's my youngest yeah yes anything happened to Harry but he survived but he's only got one eye so Wow two dog balls detail Charlie they were on the floor the German the little guy waiting the big guy the big guy said [ __ ] you so we got this thing where the German chefs food is up high and the little dogs food is down low so they can't get it won and it was working a treat we obviously kept an eye on it for a while and then it was working so we're all good but then there was a leak okay and there was a leak in the house I'm here to [ __ ] take everything out the laundry and put it outside and when we put everything outside we put it on the floor because there was water going everywhere and as was doing that oh [ __ ] so let me get this he survived Michael let me hurry one I think is about let me get this straight and he's happy what was the dog that died what was her name Charlie so Charlie right we like to get very very bit Charlie right Nieto Bianco Vito Beach Fitbit Charlie Charlie died right then Vito was that's a name yeah you got another dog yeah by the name of what Harry Harry Vito did the same thing to the new dog yeah you didn't learn from the first time [ __ ] nut what did I just say I said he learns that the first time learned we already know that the died I said we got different things W you should have done that you should no no no I now right he's happy you know no way to know that by the way okay there was a dog I communicated with them and I said yo what's up with your Isaac I don't know my [ __ ] owners or [ __ ] [ __ ] up there was a guy that died earlier it's not gonna help me look [ __ ] happy that was looking sideways he's like where's the camera but that's that's the new dog that's the new one that's Alfie the big one okay right okay the biter passed away I was doing a movie in Thailand we love triple threat comes out next and next this year March is another karate movie that you were in what movies have you been in just rattled me up to a few but not too many martial art movies like that so no fighting movies not too many no okay not see many now I think want back in the day long long long time ago called beatdown Robbie sure yeah this one's called triple threat who's in it Tony Jaa ego weighs Tiger Chen me Michel Jarre white Scott Adkins is the best martial arts can get right now movies gonna be sick just meant was there a lot of like coordination and of course yes [ __ ] martial arts me what do you think we just winged it we did off the top of what do you reckon I thought I'll just go for it and maybe I'll look good yes there was coordination it was highly choreographed just stop there go save your thing I just got to defend myself real quick ok alright I'm just saying that there's different kinds right there's like you know John I'm John weeks pretty coordinated but anyway let's write your movie there's a lot of people down it's like a movie it's like millions and millions and millions of dollars they plot it out ok I've been in the mood today all right just wing it I'm all right my god no so anyway so when the dog died when my German Shepherd that my best friend in the whole world yeah so it was the first it was the last day on set but it was the first scene in the movie that you'll see me right and we go into this village in Thailand Myanmar two of the bad guys and [ __ ] cute everyone below the village job typical [ __ ] something like out of Rambo or whatever anyway we're rescuing my brother and he's in like this makeshift cell if you will in the ground and anyway break you know you know whatever cut and we have a little time you know the second of the next shot so I get my phone out and I look at my phone and I've got a text message from my wife call me ASAP detail not good I'm like [ __ ] so I call and say yeah he's you know really bad way we've take we're at the vets right now the vet says you know we've got to put him down Oh what the [ __ ] so I get on the phone to the vet and the vet tells me it explains all the problems so we had to put him down it was it was free song so anyway so I'm we were filming by the River Kwai in Thailand right and I stopped bother me I said I'm crying for [ __ ] eyes out right and I'm like I'm walking off more and more into the forest you know I'd like to be left alone about half an hour passes in that the little one is that oh my god my god director say about whether if I or you know I'm crying and stuff and anyway so your Asian accents dead on sound like that's what he sounded like but that's what he sounded like my god so so so I go back [ __ ] I'm gonna be a badass in this scene have just been bawling my eyes out right do this scene it was a bit [ __ ] in my opinion cuz I've been crying anyway we sit down I'm not in the next shot so we're sitting down they got this big fan going because he's very humid in Thailand I'm Michel Jarre whites they're you know Michel Jarre way is of course and a great guy a great guy this is it throwing in a shade but I assume he's more of a cat lover than a dog lover because we're sitting there and I'm [ __ ] I'm heartbroken I'm devastated right and I'm a [ __ ] my dog you know what I mean so I want to talk to someone I'm not your mic is I was up on my [ __ ] dog down he goes okay sounds like him that's her anyway about three hours later were in the same situation again just me and him sitting there and it's still on my mind I'm [ __ ] devastated and I'm thinking I need to talk to someone maybe because of my accident he didn't quite understand me so I try it again yeah hey Mike is that what am i yeah you told me yeah shut the [ __ ] up then all right my bad great you know you should've told is that Chinese guy that went to God get you which Chinese guy there's no one that the guy that you did the impression of right you know what he would have said can I eat him now that was my wife your friend's mother baby I do a joke if I do a joke and it doesn't work you let me view that face like that but it's a dog eating one will cut it out it's the same way like you don't like wait they have a dog eating trade in Korea as they do in China and the Philippines yeah absolutely what I want to say to you Michael is it just talking to you for this brief moment yes I hate guy I've gotten a lot of feelings yeah you do I'm trying to hide them yeah I'm hiding way I know I'm failing me too I'm drooling but what I want to say to you is that a years ago I did a there was just this MMA awards show that Randy Couture hosted okay right I don't know where this is no you know I'm gonna tell you and he was [ __ ] terrible I think that Randy gets her is a legend but why the [ __ ] I don't know staged like a [ __ ] Frankenstein right and he had no personality but you honestly I feel that you could probably do not that I want you to or you wouldn't but you could even do comedy I think Stan yeah a lot of people say that yeah I think I could do it Brendon did it and he's successful now I I don't want force you to do anything that you don't want to do but you are charismatic you very much and you're just a funny guy well thank you that's very kind yeah you know people do staying strong do you part amazing because because you know when you look at you know you look past that yeah you look past the exterior see what's on the inside and there's still nothing no of course you're strong though yeah yeah no I appreciate that since I've been doing my podcast believe you may check it out people yeah yeah you know we get a lot of good what's the call you back believe you me believe you mean anyway sleepers listen to me you gonna check it out it's check out Michael Bivins podcast believe you me and and and believe me to you mmm that it is gonna be you're gonna love it it's okay it's great it's alright I can already tell it's correct it's okay yeah we have fun have you done Rogen's podcast I have yeah did it about a month ago yeah I get him to minuted by him oh really a little bit why because because he's an alpha male and and any you know yeah I mean he's not just that is it that when I started doing comedy was already a headliner of course so I just have this you know you know when I see guys like him or you know older guys like Kevin Nealon even or something like that I just kind of have this like yeah I mean I guess I mean I think I understand what you say you know I'm it's a respect thing right it's a respect yeah of course it is yeah I mean I was like that when I first came into the UFC and these guys that you watched like like a Randy Couture or something like wow you know [ __ ] this guy's a legend or I like to note down yeah people like that when I first came in I was a kid you know fresh face you've seen them on TV you know so there's a little bit of you know but I think that's healthy is a healthy attitude to have and and the support I mean back in the day that sport was the Wild West but now it's a bona fide legitimate mmm sport that's like it could be in the Olympics a lot of the way light you looked around the room telling everyone like you were making a big announcement yeah we know I know I'm just saying sorry mobile it's a global legitimate sport that's just improving and growing and it's elite athletes and it's just just just an amazing we fly to Brooklyn on Thursday with the first ever ESPN card ESPN plus cause I mean it's a big deal you know they moved they from class they left they announced it on the last card not see wait wait UFC is no longer with Fox the Fox ESPN Hawaiian money predominantly let's be honest what they don't did they weren't making money I don't get no no no they were making money so I mean come on you're in the entertainment you know you know you know how it works you know the paper writes Fox pays UFC provides I sell to the highest bidder yeah ESPN came in with a massive Rs 1.5 billion oh my god for five years right yeah and and Fox wasn't willing to match that yeah they went to ESPN which is exciting for myself excited for everyone involved with the sport certainly is the next logical progression for the sport no disrespect to Fox Sports they were an amazing platform AZ helped bring the sport to a whole nother level you really did you know but yeah but ESPN is the top yeah it's the [ __ ] top right now here's the one thing when Reebok took over right did you like that no because you kind of lost you kind of lost people you know yeah yeah I get it so um how will we have time Michael Bisping over an hour I can't [ __ ] believe it it's crazy it's crazy we're not done we're almost done though but I got and dragged me all this way you pay for a [ __ ] hour yeah took me long not to drive here not to mention the three-and-a-half-hour sound very cold sandwich it's your [ __ ] fault that you live in Orange County tell you to move to Orange County [ __ ] what you did was yeah I did you know you baby [ __ ] gang roll with it I love you thank you I do thank you I deeply appreciate it why can it be through my can it be forever I'm gonna see what we can do let him guess for you before I show if you ever did stand yeah Michael oh yeah just hear me out I'm hearing you because I played the Irvine improv and places in February in February are you gonna be there yeah honestly I'm not just saying this because I'm here with you me and my wife we came my wife and I yeah we laughed our [ __ ] asses off I swear to god it was so funny that now yeah it was incredible it really was I laughed my face was hurting it was it was we've been trying to see you ever since well I I met that Ravana Empire in February right if you wanted to do time you could do it I've got a show coming up in Toronto but it's not like stand-up but it's gonna be funny yeah yeah it's like a one-man show yeah yeah but if you ever have the itch never ever wanted a time in front of a crowd the thing is but I can be you know in my humble opinion I could be so more entertaining in a platform like this or in a setting like this doing a set you gotta sit down you're gonna write that I'm more off the top of my head you know what I'm saying you're gonna write Joe stream of conscience yeah yeah no no no because there's just justifications because of the fear no absolutely you're walking into an arena that you're comfortable with you know which does excite me if I'm honest you know I I do like to test myself a challenge myself I can't imagine what it would be like to enter the Octagon especially in a big night you know what's a big card in that thrill that you get you know I can't imagine that I'm sure it's something that I'll never experience but you know I think stand up you would get a similar feeling I'm sure it is I'm sure there's no better feeling than going out there if you get a packed house and making everyone piss their pants laughing yeah sure it's amazing yeah you know and and it's probably very similar because you know you as a comic that's your passion that you love that's what you aspire to do so when you're succeeding in that that brings you joy as a fighter same thing you know we're trying to win we're trying to get ahead we're trying to succeed so so you know it in many ways they're very similar you know that's what Gomez my Lussier gamma is my podcast partner he that he says the same thing there's a lot of similarities between being a fire and a comedian you know if you break it down okay at the end here we do a thing called unhelpful advice with a male who is that Kym contents boyfriend yes we have emails and they have problems we give them advice and okay all right a little agony on session yeah I'm hopeful vice with Michael the champ Bisby hold on he's stop stop stop was that your real voices yeah no or was that like some kind of modulator I don't care your dog died all right this is entitled losing attraction to the mother of my kids I'm a 35 year old Hispanic guy born and raised in East LA I've been with my girl for over 10 years and we have three kids our relationship is good we get along and have fights like a normal couple she was the first hip chick I ever dated and I found her her little quirkiness adorable but over the years I find something she does very unattractive she skipped showers for days all soaps and lotions she uses our fragrance fragrance free so even when she does shower I never get that pretty girl smell sometimes a girl walks by and I get a tiny whiff of strawberries or a pretty lotion I really missed that smell we recently went to a cousin's wedding and she looked amazing I know with three kids she doesn't have time to get dressed up every day she usually doesn't brush her hair uh it looks like Garth from the Wayne's World I'm not a big fan of makeup but a little would help every now and then lately she won't wear anything that shows her figure mostly baggy t-shirts thick denim jeans now I'm [ __ ] going all-in here yeah no loser right now I'm a dude now I'm a dude who like sex I still like no with her I still like to do it I don't like the way you said that just the way you get that line in a little different than your other voice I still like to do it as often as we can but because of the shower situation I usually never go down on I enjoy going down I like the button all used to love doing it I told her in nice ways that these things are unattractive me but she would seem to bar doesn't seem to bother her I don't want to end a relationship with her but the thought of my life being like this forever really bums me out any advice you give me would be appreciated thank you guys first off your guys called the sleepers my guys are called the believers right they they they do not put in nearly as much effort into their email now there believe is step you [ __ ] game I feel like you just read me a book a lot of details fair play to this guy I mean I really do sympathize with the situation okay advice I mean you gotta talk to this lady let's be honest at the end of the day you gotta pride in yourself feels like she's let herself go she's given up on pride she doesn't see herself as a sexual being I mean [ __ ] hygiene and cleanliness come on there's no excuse for poor hygiene which is what it sounds like he's just suffering from or she's suffering from so yeah get a [ __ ] grip say I don't have a word I wonder how much load she takes on though around the house that's my question cuz if she's doing everything and he's not helping her along she really might not have time at all it's not about every day doesn't make up she [ __ ] looks beautiful by 7:00 a.m. every morning you know maybe Schmidt we don't know this maybe she fatigues easy I don't know her situation you know I mean you know just needs to sit down and say listen babe look V large as a person but you know when I met you you were this and now you don't resemble them you know but you've got to pick the word yeah of course you can't be insulting but it's I think it's a fair comment to say whatever whatever a name is yeah you've let yourself go a little bit you would think that he probably gave her hints though and I think that you have to have full transparency about the kepi birthday and it's a whole kid of like perfumes and like lotions and stuff yeah but hold on you know what's he look like what's he sitting there scratching his balls in the same chair is that on for [ __ ] days doesn't had a shower himself he's guys work boots on you know he's hammered drunk [ __ ] [ __ ] did a violin but a miniskirt on what about him what's he look like yeah you know yeah man you're right she has to say something he's out there he has had that have a talk and or or in for children but they've got children if they want to make it work for the kids then you gotta say listen this is an issue to me alright if it really is an issue which it sounds like it is then you got to address it you gotta at least have open dialogue and a mature adult discussion if if you deliver it in the right way and say listen babe yeah I'd like it if you put a bit of [ __ ] foundation or maybe had a shower I mean that's what I don't stinky before he gets into bed I mean sometimes he comes at me a little bit aggressive weird and wash your [ __ ] feet because he has foot fungus and brush your [ __ ] teeth because he has only two two teeth left I really the only got a tragedy I like 19 but he doesn't take it you know too hard he's like okay I gotta wash my feet and do that or else he doesn't get to be close to me yeah it's just my rules I'm really really weird about dental hygiene yes yes I got an electric toothbrush the whole thing well I bought you that I know that's why yeah but I do work in progress but you can't be right about us he has to be taught everything you're telling us you have to tell her nicely mm-hmm yeah for sure you cuz hey you dirty smelly [ __ ] yeah let's make a bomb but I know a lot of girls though in like that won't work what no the way I said he didn't put a name but some girls go oh yeah you use natural creams like some girls go I want to use natural creams I want you know they get into this bohemian kind of a thing is that what she's going through uh-uh kind of like what was she called Alicia Keys oh yeah no makeup well she's just beautiful it doesn't yeah to be put together ya know what I'm a make it effort yeah you know yeah I quit what not yeah why the [ __ ] do we have to put it on every goddamn day for you but sprayed onto you your wife would call you out a problem but that's awesome oh my ass that you wash your feet but that's the way it is you know oh my god you've just hit the nail on the head this is gonna be the next movement for women isn't it you know women empowerment now they don't wear makeup or [ __ ] put dresses on or anything we can't do anything men are inferior why do you equate wearing natural products to being unhygenic no no sometimes natural products is it smell earthy like the soil and it's like you know how like bohemian people like people a woman that goes to Burning Man she grows her like your friend Shandy she smells great hairy pits yes she does [ __ ] like coconuts ends like hippy oil yeah I don't like hippy oil that bad no it's a woman I like if you if you put some cool water what's the old yeah they've reinvented their thing spice yeah if good uh body wash anyway but all right so that's that talk to your wife yeah talk your wife told she watch anything else is that it yeah yesterday I got drunk with an own and only friend and end up fooling around I spoke beforehand a big game about my sex drive but when it came down to it I couldn't get it up I am twin class three and I feel quite embarrassed what's the worst is that I what's worse as I like the girl I'm afraid she might see me as less of a man how do you think I should go about this how many yeah come on Bobby speaking from experience you've been there a few times on I think it's porn erectile dysfunction I read an article in Men's Journal that there's a phenomenon called erectile important what because they're so used to see you and I want to live up to that and it makes them well they stated it's over stature when we were young in high school right we didn't have the internet I don't know if you did but I didn't write know so you and I if we wanted to watch any kind of pornography we don't see you trade magazines or there would be a field and you'd open up oh lift up a rock yeah yeah uh slurry weirdos wolf kid that I hung out with and I went around to his house yeah I'm Jerusalem I want you tell me I'm knock on the door oh yeah weirdo this room and watch it open though Oh Andrew Michael's here and floor-to-ceiling porno Wow everyone yeah in the world crazy so if I want him a porn thigs yeah I just went round to Ozzy's house but now kids right have everything yeah push of a button yeah it's crazy right high school kids can watch its wiring up pornography that they can watch and they're so inundated with it that it [ __ ] with them psychologically and then when they're with a real woman sometimes they can't get a regular the experience is just not up to par yeah you know they present sex is like this super it meant sex in real life especially when you're young kid is super awkward it's clumsy it's just don't really know how your body moves in that way and when you're watching you know you can't live up to that expectation of what you see yeah but if you like the girl enough I know it would take off without feeling of awkwardness yeah the little man takes over the big man but years ago I was in Toronto way before you better remember the story you told me all your sexual acts yeah and there was a woman in my hotel room she was beautiful and beautiful she completely naked laying on my bed and I could take my clothes off and I read but that month had been just just jerking off to every kind of [ __ ] porn you know I mean all J old you know young all kinds of stuff right wrinkly wrinkly vaginas all that stuff right and let me just do it right I can see your hands I know yourself so hard no I was doing this bit longer this time a whole month and when I finally you know when this girl was in front of me in this hotel room I just couldn't get it up you know and um I just think that the head that has a lot to do with it yeah I mean I mean what kind of man are we talking about here I know what kind of man are we talking proper man are we talking about someone that might be you know you know maybe say well no I was talking about an alpha male I've never had a problem with anything like that in my life and I'm not trying to sound hard or at all for [ __ ] mr. Todd man yeah you know but I want to say this not everybody has the same amount of testosterone running through the body I would assume you mean that's why some people like myself fight in the UFC and challenge themselves and do things like that because we're driven and we're built a certain way you know and this young man here you know maybe he's more what's the office like in jail oh man and his cats I'm gonna prove that theory I don't know there's this guy that I did remember before you that guy from England yeah and young boxer right oh he could get it up and not because it was it not it was he just couldn't get it up I don't know why or how or maybe he was on subs supplements and I don't know what but he was an alpha male yeah but what does alpha male tell me what an alpha male is and he's like he's I don't know the scientific what am i beta here's a dictionary yeah yeah go ahead the dominant male animal in a particular group yeah so when you coyotes they have the head guy sure a leader of the pack leader of the pack that's the Alpha man he likes the [ __ ] well because he's the alpha male he yeah I could [ __ ] he gets the Bobby hey little guy you want to [ __ ] to the little one don't do this a little oh yeah let the Autorama is alpha yeah I don't think I'm an alpha male but I feel like it in certain circles anymore you are you are in your own way I'm not talking physicalities because that's not important you know no no for sure thank you no you are the alpha male of this group 100% you you're the namesake of the podcast you're the [ __ ] fancy comedian yes this big swinging dick buddy's bound alpha-male until a real alpha male walks in you know and then you know I'm not the new leader I'm alone yeah so maybe he's not an alpha male no no what he's saying maybe he's not maybe he's not highly sexed but we also don't know what he's like that's what I'm saying what if he was using alpha man but he was molested brutally as a kid yeah you don't know its history you don't know also how much sometimes like I feel like he would have learned the question it's anonymous he doesn't know faces yeah yeah I was raped as a child but a lot of people don't say it yeah a lot of people don't say even if it's anonymous they've hidden it so deep right that you know they don't they don't even know they can't cause they're not aware of a memory but it happened at 23 were you able to talk about like your sexual like mala stations and all of that to people you are oh yeah so you were just out there with it why were you were you a victim of sexual assault stands to reason out of this one alive I was weirdly sexual growing up and you know I don't know I you know I don't want to doubt tell us to Mike but you know I've even had you know yeah appearances with the opposite the same sex sure okay as a kid yeah but um but yeah I mean but I am i thing is porn definitely so I'm just saying to this guy I know what my when I have issues like that it has to do with porn and yeah so he's put too much well you're saying too much strange do you watch porn yeah I mean occasionally you know when you're on the Rob got wife and three kids probably watch there's all my gonna sit here and [ __ ] break down my porn huh you know I saw and loved you so Michael say your part gigs are what a plug stuff so you have a movie coming out yeah I guess I'm not really one of those guys you know you have to know I don't I don't know you don't have to you don't have to give me podcasts check it out yeah yeah you know oh wow I like that I'm not gonna beg yeah hey guys I'll do it for you all right please check him out his podcast he's got a move to come out and if you don't it a lot of people that listen to our podcast don't even know anything about the UFC if you ever carry us seriously check his [ __ ] out because he he's not only you heard him on this podcast he sounds like a comedian he's a very funny guy you're an open book very good dude and but you're also a beast in the [ __ ] Octagon and you're very good at what you do well thank you I own up to that my friend but I really had a very good time with you here well thank you very good had a fantastic time wasn't quite sure what I was walking into but you guys are awesome pleasure having me thank you no it is every night but yeah we'll just show what I was walking into about a great time thank you all right give over our applause all right back with some housekeeping cool wow what an episode oh man first our first MMA champ in this room rina vez George I I was a little nervous like it just like even like greeting him on the street I knew he's a nice guy he was like so warm but I was like you so this is how it works you guys George has to walk downstairs and greet our guests and then he has to be an elevator with him and you warm them up and go through the awkward if they're if they're not super friendly or warm then you go through the awkward silence of being elevator trying to fill in the empty try to fill in the silence right yeah and they're like static communities usually just want silence so you're just like you always have to offer a little conversation just to be nice yeah you're not just like but no annoying small talk yeah well that's the hard like art ones the wins the small talk done and it wins it annoying yeah Remy Remy oh yeah this big so yeah so casual so nice just warm as soon as he showed up yeah I usually can gauge it cuz then I'm like oh god cliff Cleland Barbie on here and George means that guess okay now I'm the next defensive yeah spreading it out I go I usually go on Wikipedia go that's a good story right now talk about but you're a really good you you can warm a room very quickly guild you've a very you're a natural yeah you are your array of sunshine I always say that that's why I always invite you to all my family gathering since everyone's always like where's Gilbert if there's any like awkwardness you're always the breaker of that ice yeah so what did Tom you should be a wedding DJ I was like my family member was so serious about you Lucy on the side while you're trying to do acting gotta be wedding do I feel like you would actually like be one of those like hey Remy Remy by the way Brad mise in the room guys in case you're wondering he doesn't like the he doesn't like Julio very much cuz his leg he has a bum leg well he's healing and Julio likes to trample all over him he has physical therapy to your update update for the sleepers about Remy Remy had a his cruciate ligament fixed because it was completely torn and he has a two-month recovery process he's still limping I'm taking him to physical therapy tomorrow he still seems pretty uncomfortable if I don't medicate him but um I'm all of my fingers crossed that he gets there he's such a small little tiny fragile dog you know I'm so used to like Kobe or Julio where they're not toy breeds mm-hmm so they're so just hearty dogs yeah Remy is a little fluffball he's small and you have to be gentle yeah they're like Campbell's Chunky and he's like Campbell's yeah logo basics a legit mountain goat you throw it like when I when I hike with her and we go off flee she just she's a little mountain goat and she falls in tumbles and she just is fine but yeah what were we saying let's get back to that episode crazy that was fun oh so fine also we guys you guys are wondering yeah Renza was in the room no big be tonight Renzo my brother-in-law big fan at this Bank was wonderful and I thought he did a great job Michael Disney shouted him out in the middle of the podcast Renzi got so nervous I walked it here in the Rennes I was like what's up B cam he's like I don't want to shake his hand wrong you literally tackle people a taser them it was a respecting who I am he watched someone their entire career like that crazy he really is the best kind of champion though yeah it's like later on in his career and when he's older but he takes down someone young like a young child yeah we didn't even bring up that Bobby was cheering for Oh Luke Rockhold not well Bobby just has a [ __ ] man crush in San Diego yeah no but wasn't he cheering for GSP I don't know I forget that one cuz we've logged the one where he's cheering for raucous footage of hand footage of him footage of ste go like ha ha ha yeah Bisbing bob bobbi's like he's gonna break every bone in his body and he's just doing like the kicks like it's gonna break this he's gonna walk your business footage so I'm surprised Michael didn't fight back I feel like I don't want to bring it out I don't want to break it but I don't think he would have taken that to heart because that's just like watching like you can respect them but beyond opposing that it's just not your team like if you think you can like a soccer player but he's not on your team you're gonna hate him yeah you know what I mean it's I feel like even though it's like an individual sport there's something like that you just have your favorites so Mikey at that pay-per-view they get that pay-per-view money so he doesn't care what else guilt I just want to thank shout out couple of the sleepers out there I had a show in San Francisco and then I heard people yell in this otras papaya out in the show I got to meet a lot of them all came out to me and said they wanted to scream George has a big dick but they thought that would be inappropriate wait you guys were in San Francisco San Francisco oh yeah you did tell me about San Francisco it was good I'm going back again this weekend but this time with Asian AFS this so if you saw the show I'm still doing all the Filipino bits George George has a big dick after the show please yes and I want to shout out someone in our Instagram we posted a video of Bobby singing with Nikki Glaser so shout out to rich and Mary rich and Mary music he did a nice rendition of me and my friends and a lot of you guys been putting these up so we'll start posting them in a you know sharing they're so good they're really good that's a great song me there's an acoustic version I'm so disappointed he only posted it on reddit and didn't do like it's an unlisted YouTube why don't you track them down and have them send it to us it was really good yeah really good no need to listen today's episode let's let's just put that out there guys there's I you can skip an episode oh if you're a pink dick a steady a seventh day pick tickets although no need I love speaking of patreon or just trying to make Bryce feel better even though it was the truth don't believe it so fine now is baked you know we've got a lot of great episodes planned for like February you know those are the best kyla coming in with the hot and you know if you like this we got some good episodes coming up like you know year you know I think that about maybe February or March good times to join do it now guys it's a new year I'm willing to start some fires whoo patron comms I'm not a fire put her out or anymore I'm a fire starter sorry guys I'm 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is no way like the thought when I I went to when we were in Portland you know sandy danto yeah he likes doing that he's actually really good at it really and even just watching him like my I just my hand started to perfuse Lee sweat it was really sad chalk and then shout-out to PM or MP I'm sorry I can't go don't remember the exact order of your name but shout outs to you too and I think we are getting too big I ordered I bought my god no here's why here's why I I'm not impatient okay go ahead with my you know the Georges quarter that doesn't usually get chef we're getting too big because I I've got a microphone on Craigslist yeah and I was planning to like offer you know 300 ollar microphone okay let's it's Craigslist let's offer 260 I get to the parking lot behind stories the guy comes up to my car he's like I gotta ask are you George from Tiger belly the guy sending you this stuff no the guy that I bought the mic from Craigslist I was like god dammit here's the 260 I had in one pocket and here's the extra 40 from another pocket I'm not gonna rip off somebody who's Lissa's the Tiger belly or like even offer like less price you're getting the full price know what that brings up another thing we it is crazy how far the Kingdom stretches yeah last week I was at an audition the casting directors associate knew who I was like I'm like trying to prep for the role and as soon as I walk up he goes I'm like what how did you react to that you know ray of sunshine thanks man I'm like and I'm not thinking about my lines like I'm just getting in the zone trying to get you butt out - Jason thank you for bringing me in and he also said he was called to bring Bobby but this isn't coming for the road I was like do you listen to podcast just go in for it here oh yeah I'd like to send a shout-out to James turn Lee he's a friend of a friend and I think he's from New York or his friends from New York but shout-out to you anyways I sound like a perfume commercial you know I'd be a friend from New York or is he not a friend from New York she's killing it guys everyone thank you for listening I hope you enjoyed that episode and we'll see you next week oh I wanted to brag about my brush in with royalty don't tell don'ts don't say where I saw her but I was shown shoulder with Malia Obama and I was like whoa she's she's so tall yeah and pretty and I was seriously starstruck and I wanted to run out of there - like brag to my sister right away loser I'm curious was there security with her yeah she okay yeah but still like they still have to be discreet they have to let her like live her life you can't just like surround her all the time plus it was like a safe place and I'm pretty sure it was [ __ ] you know restraint and whatnot but there was also someone else there to who Vanessa Hudgens an eighth of our people oh yeah she was but Malia Obama was the one I was a guys
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Length: 116min 4sec (6964 seconds)
Published: Thu Jan 17 2019
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