Happy's Humble Burger Barn

Happy's humble burger barn Happy's humble burger barn any likeness is purely coincidental ah Happy's humble burger barn happy sambal burger barn Happy's humble burger barn Happy's humble burger barn Happy's humble burger barn Happy's humble burger barn Happy's humble burger barn boink yay Jesus Christmas what is happening how did I get here I can spin my head 360 drive to work and park on the side oh all right sure sure sure sure that musics loud alright where are what happened to that bus oh if you know I whoa whoa wait what I've seen many driving intro sequences I've never had one where I actually drive and this road is a bumping alright oh my goodness Oh park on the side Oh yogi ok arced nailed it captain you don't need to worry about me I've got it parked better than you ever believe boss boss boss Oh grab your timecard and clock in this reminds me of that Japanese convenience store game I got happy sambal burger barn employees only all employees must clock in upon entering premises happy humble burger barn and affiliates accept no responsibility or liability upon accident injury or even death only employees and/or parties given prior consent are able to enter the premises from this door patrons man are on the other side of the building thank you for your cooperation happy songul Berger Barnes mochas I've combined my abilities here hmm follow instructions displayed on the top right the top right of what slap the base Oh [Laughter] no-one's ever slapped like I'm slapping right now oh I gotta hold it down alright well that was fun heute [ __ ] those are some cute [ __ ] I you know you're gonna write what about the Saudi I don't find that whoa that is a time card all right boom box do nothing I'm Clark telephone I did it I did the thing interact with objects around environment oh my it's beautiful in here that roof needs a little work very crooked oh my goodness chilled patties onions tomatoes pickles lettuce what happy the humble heifer looks like a cow from kung pow enter the fist all right well I'm already disconcerted this seems old employee notice all employees must wash hands before returning to work well there's not exactly a toilet well I don't think I'm gonna have any trouble with that how to make a Happy's deluxe grab a frozen patty from the freezer and throw it on the grill place it bought and lettuce tomato onion pickles on the assembly board please to cook patty on the assembly board watches the burger magically constructs itself serve it to the customer with a big Happy's humble smile here's my humble smile you ready for it it's coming it's almost here you're gonna love it there it was hope you enjoyed it thank you so much for being who you are those don't look like salmon look it's YUM strawberry jacuzzi I thought that's Italy cold beverages icicle marriages whoa I guess there's a Berkshire [Music] let's call that cow well I suppose I have to go turn on the open side it's not wet anymore open her up open for business open for bidding is open open for business okay fine I should stop digging around let's just do what it tells me to do hate it hate that Oh manage customers that come in well I don't see nobody so I'm assuming there's no butter heel is it it's like the Sun never gonna come up or do I just constantly work at the darkest dark oh oh yeah oh oh hey hi how's it going you on a big hat for smile huh I'll go the extra half a mile you know what I'm saying yeah come on up here you're horrible Oh God salmon nuggets you got it all right one order of salmon Doug's coming up if you want your salmon nugs there you go that'll be 225 think you take that within there all right shake you got it buddy boo there's a happy heifer shake good job thank you did you pay do you want more salmon nugs yep there you go congratulations thank you wasn't there someone else that just came in didn't I see that someone else came in didn't I see someone else came in low five hip hop Street I mean it's a pretty good stream hey welcome to the happy after humble ombré burger store oh how oh your eye your eyes horrible soft drink you got it baby all right you got it soft drink Happy's deluxe all right so soft drink here's your drink holy string serves it easier there's my smile you want a happy heaven Oh horrible horrible everything's getting delivered with a happy after smile maybe I should cook a few more patties eh I don't know should I okay Kedavra I mean like they'll be a little old but you know happy effort is about efficiency well that's sir ma'am oh there we go alright food prep board am okay okay okay [ __ ] okay alright that's not good okay oh my other one ah maybe this wasn't such a good idea okay uh pickles did is that oh my my onion oh oh it took it this is a double oh it's a double deluxe cow what have I done damn it dagnabbit dang do bit dang ding alright whatever so far so good I mean it seems really net wasn't there a burger right there really I'm gonna do these one at times a real [ __ ] and a half hi hi diddly ho hey handsome beautiful table dream shake happy lucky you got it alright don't want this to burn all right here's your Happy's deluxe say here you go sand soft drink that's it's like I'm really working at a fast food restaurant eh there you go take all the trash out of the kitchen I didn't know you had any I guess we got trash GoGet take it out the back sure sure sure sure sure oops I can't throw very far whoa [ __ ] baby don't know it sounds like I'm shooting it anybody else coming in oh I was a customer ah I got time I got time I got time I got that Top Trumps hey how's it going happy happy happy okay salmon nugs two orders of salmon Doug's coming right up thank you really weird I mean I bet salmon snow gets would face pretty good to be perfectly honest you know no whoa hi happy the humble heifer all right Happy's humble heifer heifer hi happy investigate the noise wait that was actually a noise I thought that was just random [ __ ] that you were pulling on me [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] hello hello hello hello this is turn that off for a second oh there's a drive-through oh I see oh all good now everything is a-okay perfectly fine here that was normal that was greatly normal that's that's fun hi you might not want to be here it's first place of death hey also it's self-serve drink why am I have to get you drink hey how's your eyeball great good salmon Doug's fries Happy's deluxe you got it baby all right you go Sam nuggets oh I gotta make fries god damn it don't I I bet I do I have to pop fries nope fries all right you're Happy's Luck's gonna take a minute we make them fret here we make them fresh never frozen only chilled so don't you worry about a thing I'll get you your fresh burger you'll watch me make it you're gonna look me right with your stupid stinky eye and a half transparent face as I make it hold on hold on oh you're so beautiful from this distance your features are so polygonal uh-huh glad I don't have to stare at you anymore here you go gobble this down they have a happy every day in every happy half away okay bye see ya you could close the other door to amuse your pan aye [Music] oh that's it Oh making it easy on me come on [Music] okay all right I'll check the speaker outside yeah it seems pretty good I don't what a call your boss in the office phone also what happened a customer that was just there there was a customer people gonna drive if that's in the way [Applause] [Music] [Applause] Sol saw his cow so Kogi is beef okay Oh God right it's looked good also what happened to the half the raw wood there was a road that went in here at one point in time what's going on over here oh hey the humble happy effort is that gone over there oh is it gone it's gone isn't it oh no you're not going okay never mind I thought you were gone lovely music really a bob I like it a lot gotta turn it right off hey boss there's a bit of a problem heard a bit from bloom hey boss you ever have an experience where like the whole nightmare of a place comes alive and I feel like I'm gonna die never get that boss trouble hi boss boss please you got to believe me I would never cause trouble I'm your best employee hope you stop Hoople you're my mr. Miyagi I'm your whatever the guys name was Kahn I'm Han you gotta believe me just I'm just honking fries it's all I ever do it's all you ever taught me to do Hakan Huck off the fries the Berg's the shakes the slammin humble shakes you Buckley's son of a [ __ ] why is your head so jiggly all right shake shake Oh shake shake yeah sure was it my burger my burgers gonna burn BLAP got one of those ready all right let's pop that right there just in case someone wants a piece of the looks I've completely forgotten all about my troubles so you know who needs to worry about haunted cows it's nothing it's great love this cheap high also say oh come on in are you I'm suddenly duh Happy's deluxe you are in luck freshly made you want to talk about fresh stuff that in your gob well it's my time and I would rather I shouldn't come to you Doug Lee son of a [ __ ] hooba hooba hooba ohoo ohoo me are you Anson devil here we go no mama whoa hey okay here I go Oh into the other world [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] oh you tipos in me you son-of-a-bitch I need a cigarette Oh take away the cigarettes Oh No oh hey happy ever this is weird oh wow oh wow oh wow this facility has been condemned it is no longer safe for any and all living things to any and all access beyond this point will be considered just passing there is nothing beyond this point worth dying for Paragon genetic technology Paragon security systems I'm sorry [Music] Oh oh hi are you those handsome bevels I've heard so much about oh I bet this is messed up this is so messed up this is so weird Oh what is happening to them what is happening them what's happening to you what kind of minecraft villager are you what's going on with your face and body what's happening to you are you metamorphosizing oh what's wrong with your face oh nothing's wrong with your face that's just the way it's always been right except that it moves and you move and tonight technology wing 13 in the event of an emergency follow the evacuation protocol the entire facility has been marked with path indicators on the floor as depicted below remain calm and leave in an orderly fashion I'm sorry what is this for why is this why would you do this what is what is I don't understand why oh happy heifer had seen better days it's dork very dork very dork it's dork dork and narrow door narrow and dork dork and narrow is nothing here oh there's something here Wade slave simulation scenario wool living paycheck-to-paycheck audio-visual brain under and trained mint trauma-based climax light drugging what maple overlook hospital nurse aid continual trauma medium drugging legacy lawn burial grounds gravedigger visual brain and Trainmen theatrical trauma heavy drugging seven banners theme park ride operator forced trauma peripheral trauma why that seemed fun about to give my longest hello baby you've ever seen hello alright cool bye I love you son I'm hey hi not as much no not as visceral reaction there are you mister paragon just a paragon of virtue the cheese maze initiative okay in this series of experiments we will attempt to influence or control the minds of our test subjects through themed auditory and visual cues these cues will be intensified to a dramatic conclusion at which time the subjects should theoretically be under our complete control whenever they are subjected to a trigger test subjects who managed to break their conditioning tend to panic into a fight-or-flight response we observe this behavior and only 0.5% of our test subjects of that 0.5% a rare one in a hundred shut down completely even rare one 500 got violent how many tests did you run they were disposed of accordingly each test subject is placed in a customized scenario subjected to several cycles of therapy and programming the therapy programming normalizes the scenario and embeds deep mental triggers when a subject is released back into the wild they can now be triggered into a subservient State the goal of this experiment is to discover a means of indefinite hypnotic control and/or influence over desires subjects a constant state of hypnosis is not a desirable outcome a so called sleeper state of hypnosis that can be active via verbal audio or visual cues is ideal triggers can include a frequency admitted through radios or cellular devices or images broadcast on television computer screens once subjects have been triggered theoretically handlers can then assume control of and direct the subjects herding the sheep as dr. Grimm himself putted munis honest all right cool so I've I hey have I been hypnosis am I currently under the Hypnose Susie's Oh operation eagle eye subliminal messages and suggestions can be caught by the subconscious in some scenarios we will test both the direct hypnosis state trigger potential of visual cues to the individual but also gather data on society-wide indoctrination via subliminal suggestion to speak bluntly if we can brainwash people to buy more Paragon products we can fund more experiments consumerist influencing is very much a side goal of dr. grim and an important one at bat and enables us to engineer society rigor for a regular menu and subliminal menu right the regular menu is this your standard menu from every happy humbles burger bar location the subliminal menu has dual purpose in this experiment the raw meat mac runs on the menu are meant to specifically inspire disgust and unease his feeds into the trauma training aspect of our h hbb scenario however we are also testing the effects this menu has on the subject upon release back into society will they frequent happy humbles locations despite the dormant trauma will they remember their first time flipping burgers when they find themselves on the other side of the counter will it cause them to fall into a hypnotized state or will it cause them to panic there's much to learn oh so much to learn knowledge science more testing is required sounds like Oh what's his name from portal 2 I can't even remember oh my urgent see action notification I'm ready to receive the note approximately three hours after sunrise an accident and a military facility located at the act house location resulted in a nuclear explosion find shelter immediately fill empty bottles and buckets with water remain calm and stay in your homes protect yourselves in your family okay be prepared to ration food and water for a period of up to 15 days all the nations of the world have begun pooling resources to overcome this great Cataclysm together size viens across the world stay strong I'm sorry what's a Savion what's a sybian a sky Vianne a sky thigh in what's the sky fie an sahabat is under a nationwide curfew do not leave your homes until further notice sahabat the Sabbat governments is in talks with all nations of safe seith a united front has been established to contain the fallout what is happening this broadcast will now end bright thank you can I go back to the statue that's what I want thank you all right see you around oh my god I get happen what I gotta get a heifer heck on out of here oh hello Oh operation songbird auditory brainwave entrainment alpha state is relaxed theta stays offers stress relief Delta encourages relaxation gamma waves fastest brainwave frequency interesting is it doing it to me is it currently doing the binaural beats [Music] it's still you are destroyed you won't destroy me get away from me why's got to get out of here we gotta get out of here I gotta get out of here hello oh my oh my hi um well I mean I guess bye okay yeah uh yeah tape sure sha sha sha sha sha sha sha sure sure sure sure sha sha sha sha sha hello [Music] [Music] [Music] the consequences for our supers the consciousness of innocent people and sick experiments forged of indoctrination psychological slavery I can't live with myself any longer but before I shed this existence for the next I must blow the whistle on the inhumane and cruel practices happening at this and all other outcast Island research facilities I've shipped this video and massive data packages to every media outlet I could find from the Sabbat Broadcasting Company to Maverick Cooper whoa expose the file underbelly of Paragon dr. Thorne was once a good man but he has lost his mind surely I've lost mine as well we cannot cheer death but you're not even sure her on avarice and vanity and we surely cannot stop what's coming Oh oh wow okay so that was a happy humble burger shop that was a wild ride from start to finish that went places that I didn't think it was gonna go and then it took other turns that I didn't think it was gonna need but good I gotta admit good it was very scary in the beginning at least it was very very scary and then took this real turn which was good to be perfectly honest I don't know why things were going nuts in the burger shop I was kind of more into that anyway I expected the game to end like when the last scare happened just be like one of those like ah you know it's just a random horror game but no it was it was like oh we got a message we're going to say it so and I can't fault it for that thank you everybody so much for watching if you want to play this for yourself I'll put a look at the description below apparently the developer has other games maybe they're as cerebral more cerebral not as cerebral as this one I have no idea so just thank you everybody so much for watching check out more scary games that I've done in the description or the suggested videos subscribe willing to bail to know when more scary games are gonna come in and as always I will see you in the next video bye bye [Music]

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Views: 3,178,015

Rating: 4.9738083 out of 5

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Id: RoeKSXk7xuQ

Length: 29min 15sec (1755 seconds)

Published: Tue May 05 2020