LITERALLY A PICTURE OF A HAND | Hand Simulator w/ JackSepticEye and Pokimane

I'm in can only move my hand horizontally and why does it look so sensual I don't know why it looks so sensual from what I'm seeing I'm seeing a horrible spiky haired man acting like a DJ well likewise oh well okay that's a little there we go now I'm joining hey don't you dare point that weird hand at me your hands just as weird freak quick run down all right we're starting never mind good luck best of luck to you game is on you grab with a swf and space those are your grabbing hands after that just good luck oh hey we got we got a Rando in here I don't think you said this is private we might have a try-hard in here [Music] you know what what I'll let you know you're done you are you watching it yeah okay which finger is the good finger oh that's that's the good finger okay you get okay yeah yeah soon as that guy's thrown at you and then I don't know what John's doing I'm trying to not just Shawn myself well it is the other person isn't like a savant at the game I'm pretty sure the other person is trying to do like the the okay sign and then the thing in doing like that no actually let me get a closer look at that they're out of they're out of grenades all they're doing is middle finger and then just like gamers are very mature you guys gonna kill each other I was killing myself at this point I can't even get the pain out of this grenade okay down down there we go you got the pin out of the grenade pro tips over here that is a nice dress yeah you got it perfect lift that all the way up I'm race against the clock oh my god what if I were you yeah how do I do this safely safely there's no way to do that okay it's not gonna explode the pin is out so you can you can mess it at all you want you even bite it if you want nothing will happen all right here's pro tip okay it came out the pin came out the pin came out the pin came out the pin came out am i dying oh no way you're fine no wait what okay all right you know you're right it's fine all right so firmly grasp your hand yes okay and then firmly grasp it was so close close close my grasp wasn't so dang firm well you got a firmer yeah you got a you got a practice like you're squeezing a squeezing an avocado to check its ripeness you squeeze it yeah not like you're squeezing a tomato like you're afraid of squishy more like you're trying to like crush a baby's head yeah exactly [Applause] secondhand huh no I'm gonna like oh okay well the pain is out again I don't know if that's actually gonna kill you this time did you drop this on the ground yeah well you got two more I'll give you a pro strat oh you want a pro strat yes all you gotta do when you when you grab it flail your hand wildly the pin will fall off I'm dead serious okay oh I have an extreme close game flail oh my god okay okay the flail is good but you need it you need to shake it until the pin comes out and then let go okay do you guys want to go again yes you [ __ ] are going down this time here we go I have no technique for opening better well that sucks for you I am as with everything in my life the master Oh God my hand is my hand becomes box okay well [ __ ] no not again replay on that I'm the master bid and then followed up by that with everything in my life I don't speak with an accent with everything in my life I don't speak with an accent no no no no no I speak normally you speak with an accent sure there bud okay ping ping shake violently I am shake more violently don't you see the violence nope oh so sorry but that was epic I'm not sorry all's fair in love and grenades I killed Chad I was really trying to shake it out to shake with right click that was - yeah that's that's no way to do it that's not the right I've given you enough pro strats it's time for a sweet shared that the student will beat the master well thank you for acknowledging that I was the master this feels weird to say but you're really good at killing yourself thank you thank you oh god I can't see if the pin came out did the pin come out no is the pendant come out you're fine you'll notice there's a sound it goes between port wing I've got this one zero games of this I have zero kills in 18 deaths you may notice in my score that's my entire career why but this will be the day I get a sweet kill here we go here we go baby speed speed speed this might be a world record oh is it I have grenade in hand I have grenade in hand and I'm shaking [Laughter] oh and it just doesn't go anywhere you gotta throw better but oh you got a little better you got a live better guy I'm winning ya win better did iessod live better this is for all the uno [ __ ] I had to take if you had to take Annie oh [ __ ] why is my camera lagging what's going on with my camera what's going on I feel like the world's biggest fool oh yeah you look like good enough I am shaking like this is a corn on a cob you're not from Ohio one year feet it's so easy to wait hold on you do it here I'm coming out with you guys thank you it's a nice Club we've got here all right I have to get one kill you guys have to understand that give it to you if I could hi you don't need to give it to be I will take it from you I will take it from you all right speed is the key between not yet but doing between there we go you're dead oh my woman she knew at least I got the Box open hey guys hi yeah what's up why do I flip you off ASF in space yeah yeah I'm good at opening the box yeah I keep telling yourself that I think you're doing great thank you Deshawn believes in you I really needed that you know I'm new there's gonna be a lot of like virgin markiplier Chad pokeyman memes do it yourself I'm sure I am so trying very hard o go further go further though oh but go further though Oh closer to me than it was to you know who would ever do that would ever do that stop being so weird okay I'm gonna try lefty and I'm thinking lefty handle be Luci lefties the goosy yeah come here you stupid avocado of death no no let's not have that and why am i camera breaking I've learned so much from you much yeah you know I'm getting so close though okay I have the Box open I have the pin uh-huh I'm just gonna quickly try this this will work this will fix it this will fix my camera my problem is I'm too I'm distracted by my my camera being broken that I can't play right yeah what happened the other 19 times what hey wait I can move things when I'm dead we help I don't know I'm running into with my face take this you [ __ ] and I move this grenade from you I'm fighting I'm fighting you what I'm fighting oh my god you are I'm pushing the grenade I'll save you thanks that's so we I didn't know you could actually interact with things when you're dead what that's so GT now just mess with all of us when you're dead well I won't be dead in this next one so it won't even matter cameras fixed baby cameras so fixed looking good I'm looking good I feel good life's good little brain you have in your brain that will not kill me one more please mark I need you to stay alive long enough for him to not speediest to get to the grenade I am so good at getting to the grenade because the thing is I'm actually good at this game but the throwing is not what I'm good at exactly you will see you'll see hero you're all laughing y'all making jokes you're cracking jokes you having fun you're cool kids yeah but I'm not I'm just gonna take the win where I can get it yeah okay it's fairly honest oh please I just need one what are you trying to do I'm trying to do literally anything yeah Oh like Kobe I see ways yes okay is there something fundamental I don't know about the throwing for some reason I just feel like I can't throw I honestly just throw my arm and then let go of click really you need to let go of it well yeah otherwise you're just gonna hold it in your hand you shouldn't have told me your strategy oh god you gotta let go when you throw rocks in real life you keep holding them yeah all my friends to get them all right all right ok so click will give you a head start this time so you can kill one of them yeah ok all right well yeah pin out you shake so you click cats that's so smart yeah do you know you're gonna you're pretty smart sometimes just showing all the time all right here's the thing about me I never go easy on anyone ever is that what you say right before you Bob my head give you a head start and then we didn't yes it's ok I don't need it ok this one's not working choose a different avocado no this one's gonna work see unlike you I don't give up on things once they let me down yeah hi I'm the winner I also think you guys are at a disadvantage because you have to throw it the farthest that's cause I just have to wing it left or right yeah yeah okay I just want to bomb one person that's what I've been saying for 25 deaths you my life is flashing before my eyes oh that's fine that's the first time I haven't killed myself in a long time come on it's not coming out it's no right damn shame unlike said that better not be going to me okay that's right next to your concrete barrier okay but it's not over yet oh we're not over yet snake where's my other grenade oh no no no I do only have one grenade left in your basket America's no grenade so you're good yes absolutely I'll try and push my grenades to you guys or you can just push mine out of the corner here yeah okay that's fair I can't move them it's you can only move the grenades of someone who's dead ah it's okay we can go again Oh God my hand broke Oh No Oh God that's really unfortunate for you I can't shine come on this is it goodbye Oh they're covered in a tire right now I'm very nimble how's my grundle looking terrible great no no closer oh my god I threw it past you man you were really doing great in the beginning of this hey I still have four kills yeah are you sure okay I swear when they're in the corner there's nothing you can do I swear I will help I don't know what you're doing okay guys it's okay I think no clue all right we need a game that's gonna level the playing field a little more all right yeah let's do Mexican standoff because I feel like that's one that I can really no two sessions in she's already figured you see my DJ dick your DJ dick did not sound like that just cuz I have an accent okay does that mean you get to make fun of me that's not a that's not true we do it all the time that's basically exclusively what people make fun of me for oh god right hi ABS thank you I know this time yeah I changed it cuz probably meant took mine here so I had to change it oh I took your hair I see how it is high-five no anyone no send it back it's like a dance move like I pass it to you good wait yeah you're kind of doing something thrown back you look like you took a little too much Molly before the party here let's get down to where the real fun begins I hate this mode my brain doesn't work this is a good mode how do we open the gun can we just flick it open maybe you're good enough it's not loaded we need to push on the left side there's a button you push forward to make the chain me go Opie chain B go oh yeah Jamie go Opie when you push air see you see ah I see okay okay I have the wrong side of the gun held I'm not even holding it yet you guys are too advanced no no no I'm getting a load of cleavage geez Louise sometimes that's even more deadly than bullets yeah well when you got a mind of Steel like me you don't get distracted by such menial things keep your eye on the prize oh you are done you uh you might be rude which is so unfortunate really what grandma Mildred got behind her back oh my god why can't it just like get close to the gonna end the games like yeah close enough Lucas then the game would be satisfying to play it feels like we all just popped LSD and are now trying to like figure out how normal things work yeah normal thing is loading a gun goddamn card game oh come on this is totally normal in some places yeah [Music] you're gonna fall on the floor maybe oh that's so sad god dammit how do i how do I get bullet in gun hole go how in gun hole impossible do how about we reset huh for pokeyman I don't have a gun anymore so we got to reset no we got a receipt from Peggy Mike you got it no no no you got a got a reset got a reset come on come on it's not fair come on it's not fair we all got to play the game everything's fair fair fair it's all about what's fair so I close the chamber I have my own project spell out a word in the bullets maybe if you throw the bullet hard enough you know I can't wait to shoot you in the face here we go here we go here we go it's doing it doing it we should totally reset resetting is what we forget how your hands work never oh not on your life I really think the we should reset let's reset let's it's only fair it's only fair it's only fair do I look very serious right now yes what I don't know hold on don't shoot me I couldn't even if I wanted to perfect it'll be perfect now all right you're all going down you're all dead your first mistake was letting me not die their second mistake will be a bullet in the face your second mistake is me pulling your trigger okay what I finally got it open and then I swapped hands and I freaking closed it yeah you know that's a shame that's a shame and a half you say as you're probably aiming the gun at my no no no I'll I'll shoot just Sean first just drop the bullet in oh I thought you actually did it oh my god yeah it's it's not it's not the easiest but that's what makes it so rewarding when you're as good as yeah a lot of talk and very little action happening look at the scoreboard I've got one kill in this game mode and that's something the only time we ever did it I'm concentrating this game makes me hate being a human dammit I was so close it was right there oh my god I can't even pick up bullets anymore I had a bullet right there I'm leaving this the only good thing I've ever done you know I wasn't even going for that one you know I wasn't even going for that one so your attempts at being a petty dildo is is totally lost I've seen a petty dildo just a sad look across the table you'll find one go away it's sitting on the chamber yeah even it's not in no it can't be it it's all he lies yeah both of us evident so on the back it's what do you mean you can't see it it's where the trigger would be look if you don't eating it right at you so I can't like the depth is gone Ike it's like balls don't point it at me then it's gonna be there no matter where I point it oh my god no oh my god yes yes yes yes the shoe is now on the other foot you are done you're done in a million ways you are gone forever sayonara surplus I've done it deshaun it's done nothing but support you yes can we never do that again [Music]

Channel: Markiplier

Views: 2,272,019

Rating: 4.9399061 out of 5

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Id: lahcVR9L9vQ

Length: 28min 58sec (1738 seconds)

Published: Mon May 11 2020