H3 Podcast #29 - Jacksfilms & Erik of Internet Comment Etiquette

at the Second World Conference of peace and light in the Dominican Republic Rosser received the Tuttle world ambassador of peace and life by the foundation 1a1 and its president dr. angel dr. angel that's his name there's not dr. ankle right yeah it depends on the hospital and hell it says angel and I mean it makes it so what's this title again world ambassador to peace and light and light specifically life so what you're looking at here is a show real of all the light I don't know what the [ __ ] this guy but like all the lives he's touched and all the miracles he's performed there yet oh nice look at that game man I'm cured already they just tease you because you have to pay for it of course yeah yeah he doesn't give you the gaze we don't give that [ __ ] away for free come on I'll look at him admiring all these the nations he's traveled in heal he's such a dollar store Fabio oh absolutely right it's like oh we couldn't quite get the real guy so he just looks really he's a he's got a strong gaze and usually people cry look at them whole damn city he's got a dreamy thing going you know like the character true P the dog just kind of mmm hey but apparently it's miraculous so good for him street fights just ending throughout that entire absolutely hey how you doing guys welcome welcome to our show here my favorite guests we have Jack's films and Eric from comment etiquette internet coma etiquettes actual precise name two of my favorite guests here together can I ask for anything better that I've avoided my heart that had to be filled by some Hennessy some cigarettes and some sparkling rose a this so thank you guys and thank you guys for coming here and joining us on this glorious Friday good job making it through the week to you guys and them as well yeah here's to the weekend and we're just here to have a laugh have have a couple of gifts a couple of bills yeah yeah you know booth is oh yeah oh mama bleep oof in this later on I have questions so let's cheers to building and we'll tell everybody about the bill Seuss said to booths you're gonna love this specifically you Jack oh I'm excited already so you guys know about like the goofs and spoofs in the gaps naturally it's your specialty so I saw this on the line I saw this word booth I was like what the [ __ ] there's like a whole new so a whole new like piece of the puzzle I don't even know existed a booth B oo f exact okay swing chart it's so I'm like okay what's this mean and I look it up it's not actually word but you found it on urban dictionary hell yeah the best which is the perfect place to define something like this apparently and correct me if your definition is wrong it's when you shove drugs up your ass when you go to a rave or dance party you booth it in yes we're on the same page that's accurate how did you know that independently of this yeah these things up through life you know yeah been around the ball when you we move the gobble mile in my shoes you know the booth is just the beginning of the road right mr. booths they call me mr. booths they call me mr. booth well we've got a couple of gifts and that bill I'll be boof and all kinds of [ __ ] later for charity that's great tune in that's great so that's my new favorite thing as a booth it's a bit of a booth yeah this whole episode is gonna be a bit of a build before we get too deep I want to thank our sponsors quit stitch fix and wink with a see more about that later and I also want to give a shout out to ela who isn't here by the way - yeah Cheers this I don't know if should we spill it out like well yeah we need like a patch of dirt or something they're forgetting his actor he's gonna but she's not dead no way to catch it [ __ ] the table up oh you just drink it you know I spilled a little bit earlier so count it yeah I'll look at that that's for your lucky Allah poured a little bit the shot glass she had to go home for some family stuff oh right for two weeks 10 weeks it's kind of it's a rough oh man her dad was diagnosed with lung cancer ah man looks like stage 3 ah sorry so and you know it's [ __ ] happens you know she's there spending time with her family and I'm here [ __ ] trying to booth yeah well no wait make sure you use with your famine we're your family okay I love you guys today love you man I need you guys have more than ever Cheers so speaking of Elah and have a booth there for you mmm yeah we were prepared we've got like too much liquor out so much stuff going on you know I want to talk to me a labott I seen these cigarettes here and I'm like before the show I don't know what's wrong with me hmm every time we start this show I have to [ __ ] it's a trigger it's it's a like a like a natural like when you go to the movie theaters I always crave a cherry coke okay and it's one of those like you know you have to fight it's the same thing same yeah is perfect yeah absolutely so it's it's one of there are other examples too I'll think about it 40 minutes into the podcast yeah I'm talking about something completely different Oh another one and you guys will be like Jack shut the [ __ ] up but yeah it's just it's a natural biological thing where it's like you have to do it you have that though where it's like not not about cherry coke since up but specifically about [ __ ] mmm because it's so I don't know what's with the body and poop like I'll poop in the morning every time cuz I'm like I cannot go through this again and I'm like we're gonna be smoking we're gonna be drinking if I don't [ __ ] now I'm gonna [ __ ] my pants yeah you don't want to [ __ ] your pants during the show yeah I mean what if that did happen no like what we do it obviously [ __ ] yourself they wouldn't know at home but me and Jack would know your viewers weird looks maybe back and forth oh no we could continue that I don't know if we hear we get out yeah I don't think you guys could just be classy about that yeah and I'm gonna want you to I would I would me and Jack would be like texting each other and we're I look rude like we were like not just me well I would blame it on Eric people would buy that yeah I have [ __ ] myself right now right now currently [ __ ] wait actually I know do you have like poop triggers yeah well I mean it's the same as what you're just describing I think whenever you're about to get out of the house and do something you know yeah your body's like well what one second yeah we we huddle up real quick right talk about what we need to do well [ __ ] a so obnoxious because it's like with pissing you feel it coming you know that you got to do some [ __ ] it's a rare bit and it's done right but shitty can creep up on you anytime and then you're incapacitated for X number of minutes yeah I hate it I absolutely hate it I'm still reeling from that one well anyway we were a little late to the start on Twitch so if you guys [ __ ] just I was sitting here I was ready I was feeling confident and I was like I'll be back in ten minutes and they were coming in I was going out you know there's nothing like sitting on a public toilet you know and [ __ ] your brains out knowing that there's thousands of people waiting for you yeah so if I'm ever late that's what happened he's [ __ ] yeah when you're when you're [ __ ] in public do you stop [ __ ] if somebody walks into the bathroom yes generally I I like that I do the same thing I always wonder what it is about people that they just like [ __ ] don't care like they just keep going if I walk into a public bathroom someone's taking a [ __ ] I envy those people I expel my god you know you're so empowered yeah I'm sure a lot of urinal like always have severe stage yeah if somebody walks in next to me for the most part I'll just uh it's so bad I'll sit there and pretend like yeah yeah I've contemplated and I'm taking my time right you gotta close your eyes yeah Waterfalls and then what happens when you have too shy peers next to each other like a [ __ ] standoff that's what you call eternity that's nice that's like a four for blondes at a four-way intersection where I stopped right I always wait them out I always win that game of chicken well think it's real i beer all day buddy you gotta finish all right right cuz you're not hearing anything out it's a standoff it's humiliating yeah of Cour no it's one of the worst feelings in the world but what you do if they take too long you just slowly turn to them right and you go just with it out yeah yeah and you just stare and I'm like I like that it's a game of can you dominate you get your alphabet ooh you can't but you get your alphabet right and not just and that's what matters yeah who cares if you didn't empty bladder I bite them on the neck right in the name oh that's so they know that I'm deaf oh that's a little further than I want to carry them out of the bathroom what do you want to be the Alpha or not I guess there's no there's that levels of alpha didn't realize yeah step it up man yeah do you ever do this where you'll go to the bathroom and it's just way too awkward that you'll actually be standing at the stall and you'll completely leave the bathroom without paying yeah that is the [ __ ] I don't know I definitely I've cooked that low for sure mm-hmm I did my business I just walk out all stiff-legged it that sucks yeah go in stare yourself in the mirror for twenty seconds and I just leave yeah people who talk while [ __ ] like I've told the story in the podcast before but just to give you guys the Reader's Digest cuz it happened to me in this office mmm I've was absolutely fascinated by it fascinating I can't say fascinating anymore that's awesome there's one button it's just fascinating fascinating those are nice open to you know yeah I was like Dan and you nailed it okay so yeah this is what happened here I go in I'll give you a straw one cuz a lot of people probably heard this I go in I'm sitting at the stall they don't know I'm in there they come in they're talking dude one dudes at the urinal one dudes in the [ __ ] they're talking the whole time though dude is blasting ass at 10:10 volume how can you maintain a conversation doesn't miss a beat they finish at the same time their boyfriends they fought they were talking about I thought yeah they finish at the same time dude doesn't wash his hands they leave together and they're all good and they moved on with their life dozen washes 1 peed 1 polluted for the same rate and left together my best friend in the world I wouldn't do that with him I don't like that's that's a level of friendship that that surpasses anything I know that's like army [ __ ] yeah yeah that is army [ __ ] yeah they were in the [ __ ] yes when were they old yeah they were they were middle-aged they weren't from that generation always that that's why that's like asthma millenials but you know like we wouldn't do that I can see I think when we're that age we might yeah I think when we get into shifty when you get old we're gonna be that guy talking on the phone while [ __ ] that's for sure for sure but there these are the guys who you go into the gym and they're the dudes who are just there naked all yeah yeah and they'll just look at you see that I don't I don't get that I don't get that at all I down 70 years old I'll never do that well I hope not but I mean you know what I mean though I don't get you well it's a generation thing these kids used to shower together at the gym naked true true true and they'd have the gym teacher so they like anything yeah right we don't do that no it's [ __ ] weird Stahl's back then what's that I didn't have doors on stuff all right really just like right I mean back then they would make you it was like this whole masculinity thing they'd be like you have to get naked and shower with your friends or you get an F it's not real dan looked that up Ian look that up somebody look that I'm sorry no you're right it's real that's real I want to believe I want what I want to hurt yeah they were our second Hummer Audrey thing you know you know just to tighten the bond of brotherhood right nuclear war was right around the corner yeah like here's my dick yet for some reason bathing suits were so much bigger mmm you know world you see what I see that's we call the inverse relationship if you ask me so anyway what the [ __ ] the point of this where are we we were taught oh yeah I was talking about Teddy fresh so I just want to say give a quick announcement here that Teddy fresh ILA's clothing line is getting close guys yeah a fresh official this is just a basic shirt the crazy [ __ ] she's working on she hasn't really shown yet but I think by the end of this month early next month we are going to be jamming that's awesome this is Teddy fresh official on Instagram I'm super excited send your love and wonderful thoughts to they he looks loner dubbed by you Eric gillich loner hmm oh did I I think so yeah I'll take it well join your clone segment and maybe it was the twitch it might have been an offset of that I don't think I'm that clever if I buy Teddy Teddy fresh you would have to buy it we'll send you everything both you guys well you can you hand deliver it to me at my address cool cool thanks guys I'll Doc's the hell out of you buddy do absolutely it's an absolute guarantee and just another announcement before we get too deep into this oh look at this the raffle and charity giveaway is still live we're gonna wrap it up we decided next are this coming Tuesday brought two hundred thirty three thousand guys listen to this okay goddamn [ __ ] listen if the we get to two hundred and fifty thousand dollars me Justin and Alex are gonna smut are gonna rap Skippy's bellybutton lint and pubes into a blunt and smoke it oh that was Justin's idea this weekend we need 250 we will make an h3 video of a smoking a blunt of Skippy's belly look oh it's yeah Justin's like I'm not gonna inhale at those look on the [ __ ] alright have you seen that [ __ ] um you want to smell it it's here Ian can you bring in the lint please oh my god so guys get on those donations Jesus Howard Stern ain't got [ __ ] on this package no package that if I remember correctly his reason for doing this was that what the [ __ ] was his reason for it was some kind of part of his missionary work okay so they lost something he had to do a daily ritual or something and so I'm gonna throw up if I smell this by the way this didn't get a lot of bids I was yes I will hit lightly past I I will I'll just you know believe you guys how much if somebody donates it for you to smell sad again somebody donates how much what's that threshold that you'll significant that 25 bucks if someone donates oh god if someone donate you can be as high as you want yeah I'm gonna I'm gonna have to but if someone donates like $5,000 [ __ ] off notch notch are you watching my grant because oh come on that's rancid how about a thousand one thousand short short one thousand you're here for 25 25 Hey hey you want wait wait $25 not tithing 500 just 25 I was just about to do it for free I'm going I'll do it with you yeah at least look at it yeah yeah look look I want to know what I'm gonna say looking at it right now right we bit we raffled off all these griten they have to take a close look it's like the most it's like a nug of weed it's looks and instead of dank like you know how there's like red tendrils its pubic hair I swear and you guys are trying to sell this well skip evaluated at $2,500 and whose eye I missed the start of this whose is this hippy the verge the 34 year old virgin okay you know yeah I can't believe there's not like any witches out there who need this for like a spell you don't know that Lee button lint of a virgin man it's true but I still have it so they're not betting on it which is but we also found Seoul needs to know about this we all signed it so it's still available if you guys want to yeah I like that it's in a Christmas I'd like to buy it but can you dump the lint out and send me the signed container I'll let you Oh God just just cast your eyes on that but doesn't it look like a nuggie like a bizarro nugget smells like one okay your nose in there oh my god does it smell like anything okay your your chance it smells like pieces of clothing that became lying someone mine bellybutton yeah thousand dollars somebody owes us now put your get your nose in it man that's great no it's great yeah that's actually not not as bad as I really hate it really I feel nauseous just it's more of like cubes and stuff oh yeah I see you know it's it's when you describe it yeah that's when I start kidding yeah the idea that smells better yeah it's worse the worse that's when you actually stick your nose oh you guys you're yeah just don't think about and I get can you get some how smells a lot better than my belly button lint oh it does it yeah how's your collection looking these days oh I got it I got like a like a rupture so of God it's a bit of a smell yeah it's got such a stink oh this is available for for buying this is available for purchase sign me up man it's available here on so guys I really counting on you 250,000 come on you're so close you are so close that is 17 not even 17 grand away alright that's pops gonna hit it for [ __ ] until Tuesday this Tuesday well I want to shoot it this weekend okay are you gonna put actual weed in the blunt or absolutely honest I need a purely not appear I know that's where you draw the line you know that's illegal [Laughter] all right so anyway I'll check back in on those donations that is horrific mm-hmm so it's so weird you know there you go the thing was like I need to [ __ ] so that I can smoke mm-hmm cuz I don't know you you never smoked not read I may have dabbled in like one or two cigarettes in my life but it's not real I'm a drinker doing the same room a combination for my lack of smoking why do both you that's fine too I literally for everyone who's crying at home Oh Ethan's gonna die oh I love those got some I had a cigarette was with this guy so if anyone's gonna die attempt I'm fine no I'm cool record [ __ ] remember kids smoking kills all right we'll just clone me well talk to it there are healthier ways to live boys were all girls drool this is a sausage party yeah this is the boys club edition the drunkest podcast yet and we're only about 20 minutes in absolutely this is our own version of high gets Doug or what's it what's that one called yeah I always think that name well it's written like confused getting Doug with high thank you that's exactly yep this is show this is getting boofed getting Ethan with boof I'm using an e-cigarette this entire time take it puffs as we speak yeah I keep moving the chair up and down to activate it love that name is Ian Rush a tight tight shot of Eric goofing anyway I heard over here yeah by myself mm-hmm it's the first time I've ever heard by myself no [ __ ] very first time it was very weird I do it all the time how'd you like it did you like it well it was weird yeah cousin yeah dude you like try to make conversation with the driver yeah I'd meet yeah I don't want to hear anything from them yeah anything ever I mean right one of my worst sorry I just real quick one of my worst ever experiences was when I oh you know the uber driver shows up I opened the back door to get in the Oberer the driver says oh no no come come sit up consider the passenger seat whoa so that's how I knew I was in for a ride you'd be like oh I'm fine back here yeah I didn't you see I should have said that I'm too like passive no I wouldn't I don't say that either I think our scam cloth yeah yeah yeah I think we are too or so it's do like yeah we're shy peers and we both like when it when a uper driver tells us to sit up in the passenger seat we do it so I did and you just [ __ ] talk to my and it was like a Ford it wasn't a short ride it was like from downtown LA to North Hollywood and it was like a 40-minute drive and this guy just talked and talked about God knows what I'll never remember but he was a very he was a chip it was like 10:00 at night or 11:00 and everyone's tired I'm tired and he just no he wanted our conversation so I totally get it like the whole hey man just just do your job I don't really want to have a conversation you can never say that though it's the rudest thing ever oh of course no idea number one well you're in the front you could always just reach and turn the volume of the radio drown him out that's the equivalent of like putting up the the screen yeah you know like I see in movies oh it's not rude no yeah in a limo it's expected so you get that snob eNOS comes with the right hey I'm gonna I'm gonna jack off back here yeah don't look okay don't that's one way to shut him up so you're not used to that riding alone well actually he was quiet he was respectful here's the thing that I don't get about Guber Trevor's that that talk to you because they usually come at you with like a set of stories yeah and it's like do you tell the same start like you'll get in a car and they'll tell you their life story to tell you about the way that he's got a deforest and we're good for work it's like do you tell this to everybody in here because I'm not receptive right yeah that makes it yeah I'm not inquiring I'm not digging for more no no they just give you this straight yeah you know you're just trying to get to a Ralph's and then they start giving his life story right is it a scam like listen if you want therapy this you're gonna have to pay for this every customer they pick maybe they what if they're all actors and this is their like this is their rehearsal this is their script and they're just trying to like perfect their life store they change it every time they change up their story every time yeah that's not what's happening no not at all I'm reading way too deep in it but it's nice to dream because because the reality is too sad you're out the reality of it is really sad I'm on the other side I asked them like to me how's your marriage so you do I see you have a pale spot on your finger where a wedding ring used to be terrible care to divulge sir how is your level of observation right right right don't mind the scratches on your steering wheel that they're only driven by a woman did you win some sort of settlement there I wonder if there's like uber drivers probably shoot the [ __ ] about bad passengers who's who do that they have two annual uber convention VidCon for uber drivers right absolutely it's a hoot yeah the like the stuff I like to hear is uh like celebrity passengers I got a bunch of friends who yeah drove for lyft and uber just to like after work yeah way to go make a buck yeah yeah and they make some peer money and [ __ ] I know wow I got friends who do that too yeah somebody got Courtney Love in there in the Wow and she didn't like the song that was playing on the radio was it her song it wasn't it wasn't her song I don't think he recognized her until like after but I forget what the [ __ ] song was so to be subscribe for the best cuz I don't wanna have Courtney Love looking at me up and be like I never did that yeah I mean like her voice is so scratchy I don't think I would recognize her if I bumped and turn the street can you change the music sorry come again I'm gonna roll up the window don't look I'm masturbating cuz they bring back dividers please I feel like that's such a bygone era can we have them in regular cars yeah I think like Tesla oh we need one between the passenger they shotgun Elon waiting for the divider Elon ice give you a lot of flattery on the show can we please get a divider between the shotgun and the driver you can oh it's listen.you I'll be like listen Eric I'm a jerk-off don't look clear one way it's just not just the window there's holes in it you can hear me I've got like a dry erase marker and just like your own stuff you don't work the [ __ ] are you come on you on uh so what else is going on with you guys how's everything you were in uh you were on vacation reason was yeah so we just had a nice little nine-day vacation in Ireland and then London and it was awesome it was just I I just want to say it's so much better over there than it is here we should all move we shall just pack up our things and just move to the UK and they'll be building the wall I mean I don't blame him it's just I you know but uh so okay long story short just a lot of beer beer Guinness and beer and it was a lot of fun but the highlight and we peaked early you know this is like on night 2 of 9 of our vacation right but we were in some tiny little local bar in Donegal Ireland you know this quaint adorable awesome town in Ireland and then these fans come up in the bar and there are these young kids they're like 18 19 years old you know but and it's like their last yeah so they they come in it saw like a lot of that you know we're buying shots and rounds and stuff and then the night goes from great to incredible when they're like hey um we're gonna go back to you know one of the guys places and watch the game of Thrones Season Finale oh you want to come with meanwhile hours before Aaron and I we're trying to figure out how we're gonna watch Game of Thrones cuz in Ireland you know HBO Go is not the same there are all these different uh you know regional blocks and [ __ ] so we look at each other not even a second thought hell yes so we go back to the strangers house get pizza and wine and watch Game of Thrones with like a bunch of these people we just met at a bar and like anywhere else that could that would never happen in the US only in Ireland that Irish hospitality that was the coolest night on our vacation and then you know like that it was just kind of downhill from there all right no but we had a lot of long story short life is better in Ireland and shout out to those people you names oh man don't I got I'm sorry what are the names [ __ ] lucky yeah what's what a stereotypical Irish names are lucky that's all I got lucky lucky shut up to those guys what champs champs yes to you look at me what a terrible guest I am I didn't pour you [ __ ] but you know what I'm like oh [ __ ] I'm gonna bring a bottle of honey that's what I like to see that's what I like that's gonna be a long day my friends pour short one and I've moved smack before I'm really on cloud nine goes quicker in the bloodstream that way ya know that's why doctors that's why they booth right when a doctor recommends boo thing it doesn't harm your lungs booth that hey hey hey ever thought about booth I know you have a drug problem yeah everything about booth in that it's healthy alternative looks like that South Park episode were they right shove [ __ ] up yeah that was the original booth really was it really was if we drink all that Hennessy this will be the last podcast ever for any of us yeah let's not do that sounds like a challenge to me well we have three crew members here you have any pens e to mix it with yeah Henny and Pepsi Pepsi yeah you know that old yeah Pepsi Henny sorry oh sorry I didn't mean to shout no mic guys I have to head people complain when I shout so I have to do like this yeah get the damn Pepsi in here that's audio correct it later in post no just go back it was minute 35 in your you know three hour podcast yeah yeah there you go just a note for the editor and in in would you lower the damn volume of me shouting at you tell so you guys you guys getting slammed by the D monetization monster I know there's been like a round I just got real [ __ ] by that you really but thankfully tears by the way - oh yeah - the poof - poof yeah I got boost into my own D monetization mm-hmm really that's a deep metaphor can you unpack that um you know I got that idea beautiful I got shoved up my own channels [ __ ] to see what it looks like when okay I go to the part site that's some portal [ __ ] okay I make money from okay so what what percentage of your videos now like 90% 90% way are you what can you rebuttal yes I sent what what the [ __ ] is it call it say appeal repeat that's it that's where I meant to soar up he'll appeal what a repeal repeal repeal repeal it replace it oh my god you know I don't drink straight what I only joking are you kidding me he said peps the heading can you please get the Coke Zero in the fridge I mean I don't understand why I have to ask you some boy Eric does right I love Ian he's that he's actually incredible he does so much first oh yeah I say that because I have to but he's a real nightmare no I died one look at him you can tell you can tell he's actually amazing yeah don't be me and you're gonna get the monetised so I made a pact with the devil I don't give the amount of time really I don't know well you did are we talking about the a in Thanks all right we're good I I filled them all it's still like it wasn't 90% and I guess like I don't know what the [ __ ] I haven't been keeping up with how this [ __ ] works so I just woke up one day and I noticed that all of my green money icon said hello and I was like oh and then I tweeted about it and then Adam firm your movie sucks hit me up on Twitter was like hey by the way you can peel all those yes and as I go in because most likely it will all or most of them will be a river I've been getting emails like every day since then we're like four will be approved for ads again and then another four won't so okay so here's the scary part about this that was basically those were all already to all demonetized since they had pocalypse as I understand it they only just now are giving us the option to appeal them that's right that's right which is so if anything I mean I don't want to assume too much but if anything wouldn't that be a plus like it being alerted you're being told so they were already its monetized resized or whatever but not a brother no damn but I think I did hear I filled Franco may have brought this up too but this is like a while this was at the beginning yeah the advent of the ad pocalypse right months and months ago but okay so at least at least you know I'm not like more 50% now not more 50% well every I think you're doing well because now you know run like it's not like you were suddenly hit with this unmonitored but yeah yeah it seems like that which is why there was like a new wave of panic this past quarter was actually just them again as always YouTube doesn't know how to their PR is like off the chain yeah their booth in like all day if they were a TV network oh boy they'd be great they'd get sued a lot is this this is a kind of interesting question are we as creators entitled to something well no we're at we're at their mercy with all things and you do what we do because it's fun and it's what we've always wanted a lot right make a living from it yeah that too but we got to see who's able to pivot to like with the podcast you guys have sponsors like that cannot be demonetized and you got patreon which a lot of people depend on now and YouTube right yeah shout out to Eric to shout out some good stuff on there one of these days what's the patreon.com slash comment ticket get in there and help your boy out yeah he's worth it it's like a book one dollar a dollar a dollar give me a dollar listen but yeah I mean it's a good question is worth like if you compare it to like cable television you have people making content and they depend on it they're making their living there right and I know it's it's kind of this new [ __ ] right like we're all on YouTube making a living and depending on it and I know it's just a platform and we all sign like a User Agreement when we sign up but at a certain point do they owe us something yeah I don't think so yeah that's that's the sad part yes is that you can't feel entitled to anything that right that's the danger of it you're getting will do and they don't realize no yeah when YouTube first started they didn't give people [ __ ] yeah like it was just this place days videos and then your sketch your sketches but back then people just made sketches because it was fun getting popular was good enough but when it turned into a career it does suck to depend on something I have the for fall out from underneath oh my god this ad pocalypse was way worse than anything I ever anticipated because like me neither we're always like well you know even if our channel dies and everyone stops watching like will still get like a certain amount of natural revenue coming in right but that will sustain us but like when that [ __ ] hit initially know we lost like 90 percent of our revenue and it was it was mind-bending yeah cuz it's like who knows what you had planned like it really yeah of course I know what your income is gonna be and if you go you know as many months as you have gone you can predict [ __ ] surprise right like that's we're always like well worst case scenario even in the event of ahead Paul coops will make this much right but it was way less as well I heard it folks the most people up channels like you or is even smaller who are like just coming up maybe read they're making a couple thousand dollars a month and they're like dope I'm gonna quit my job right and then that happens and then what now what yeah yeah I mean luckily I have those other things going on cuz if I was just depending on you to Britt I probably wouldn't even be doing it if I was just depending on YouTube revenue you're full-time now right yeah because you have MIRR cube at patreon merch patreon and the the ad revenue I'm gonna see I guess next month what the actual hit was but I'm guessing it's negligible really I I mean like ever since the merchant yeah patreon and everything like that I've been looking at the YouTube stuff like it's extra that's where I was in the beginning it was the main meet that's the best way to do it yeah up until recently that for us it was always like we lived and died by Adsense and now until recently like we opened our own merch store and then with the podcasts now we're finally starting to see it as like a bonus like you know that which is I think honestly it's the one that flew yeah these this days you got it you can't depend on that show right no yeah so hey all those new creators out there looking to get a YouTube channel don't bother up there nah then that it seriously started patreon Channel right right before the YouTube just it's gonna be smart uh [ __ ] oh yeah we're all [ __ ] broke yeah I'm doing I'm doing our thing we're all doing alright yeah how much you pay for yours this was fifty bucks that was our ours was you got a deal I think mine was either 40 or fink was fifty forty or fifty I picked up at Ralph's so that's where we got ours nice and round them boy oh yeah slowly you know may as well pick up like some toilet paper and some peat you know like it's deodorant yeah I didn't oh I run out of that all the time we uh we sent our PA I'm so [ __ ] without ela we sent our PA I says listen you have to get a bottle honey I know Jax bringing it but I need to match him so she goes she brings back bubble honey and I'm like oh Allah took my deodorant I have no deodorant you have to go by do I hear it because I didn't have time I was running late of course of course you have to yeah that's why you have a PA that's why I have a PA to buy a mediator so they come back they bring the dealer I get into the office I forgot the cameras Dan our producer media looks at me the second I walk in he's like you Dom into cameras you worthless [ __ ] loser sounds like you yeah like he's like cackling now something like phase II Listed give us more she's more of a care but she's she brings the camera she doesn't forget the [ __ ] cameras well she took my deodorant you should yeah sound sounds like someone's in the doghouse when she gets back Shh I am NOT gonna forget ver that I know I showed you nor should you get a hairy deodorant it's not illegal I have Thor but listen that's not I'm not saying it's weird no I am look say it's weird or not it's what it is it's just that feel like there's different deodorants for different sexes you know there is of course you sexist piece of [ __ ] he's the lady no I use Old Spice classic no aluminium one [ __ ] hey how you doing you know oh my goodness you just dab yeah dab'll do ya okay okay and so she tried all these feminine deodorants and she didn't like the smell she didn't like the whatever you know didn't do it for her yeah and so she starts she gives my debt she dabs mine and she likes it you guys share your your your Musk yes that is adorable it really is that's a true love share our Elon Musk I'm gonna like that lit on fire poor Skippy can I ash on your lint I got here I want to share with you let me first check on our hurricane relief h3o then I heard of a king king everybody's hating on the Red Cross Lily do you notice that what no what's up with Red Cross I don't really know I mean when we were talking about doing a charity everyone was like whatever you do don't do the Red Cross memo there where you start are you moving that that's the Pope [ __ ] and his hat um in answer to your question is they won't be tricky I'm good I've heard that before but I've never understood it really this is like does a bear [ __ ] in the woods like oh yeah it lives in the woods right [ __ ] his hat I would [ __ ] hope not it's a mess it's a clear yes that's the point it's an absolute yes does the Pope I I like also just the Pope [ __ ] in the woods this is the Pope [ __ ] in the woods yeah there's a there's like a Rick and Morty episode I was a guest whiff tea thing the president says I really like someone asks the president do you know how to fly this plane and the president responds something like that but it's like but but it's like a weird variation and the other guy says I'm not sure the president says exactly just the Pope eat ass of a 12 year old nobody's okay with it I've lost that beef jerky does the Pope [ __ ] jerk-off nightly with the fleshlight yeah he does guaranteed this wall [ __ ] in his hat absolutely it's thanks practice yeah he puts the divider up installed it in his [ __ ] Pope Nabil future for those dividers I'm telling you I have a man forum all right let me let me first of all I'm getting pretty toasty here oh absolutely you guys are the best yeah thank you so much this is just what I needed when I was watching him like a little bit outside it was more like the YouTube highlights of your the the hurricane relief one with Marilyn and Alex and all those guys I was watching some of that with with Erin and I was like I can't [ __ ] top this it's right like in relatively speaking to like you know this podcast and she goes no you can't it's so like thanks for having there's no listen about that one we planned a lot that was awesome we put a lot of work into that and like I think I mean the prank call was was beautiful incredible but I think the pinnacle for me and from a technical standpoint as well is that we got Justin to pepper spray Joey yeah in the [ __ ] faith and we got to watch it live on can you turn it up I can't hear it then sound boy I mean for the ages I think that was probably the pinnacle of this show to this to this day I mean it takes a lot of cogs to make make something like that happen so patch yourself in the back man I've definitely always wanted to see Joey salvia [ __ ] pepper sprayed so there you go and now Joey wants to top it he says he wants to come on again and we can shoot him with a taser gun Wow and I'm like I don't know I had that ones getting into a liability for me yeah I mean if he got shot by a taser gun you can just keep doing his pranks cops show up and shoot him with a taser gun right you know room to eat into the microphone by the way and I couldn't even get oh now you're fine you're good you don't need to move add f/4g are you hungry should we get food just putting down him you guys get putting down a base layer you scream at Ian oh yeah got the company credit card and I know he [ __ ] uses it for inappropriate [ __ ] Ian I checked that statement every day okay and it's a little shifty I'm telling you sometimes I see [ __ ] and I am watching you when we walked in he asked if we wanted him to buy anything like on Amazon with your bird he did I told him is ask you that oh okay I thought we that's cool all right I got this article let me get to my um that's a lot of fun face book my favorite company yeah Facebook and Abel's advertisers to reach jus haters talk about targeted advertising now is jus haters like an actual group or are they saying just generally people I choose yeah here let me show you um wanna market Nazi memorabilia or recruit marchers for a far-right rally Facebook self-service ad vine platform add the right audience for you let's see here they enabled topics to search for such as Jew hater how do perm Jews boy or history of wide Jews ruined the world I mean that's the gist er II to that there's a hair it's only austere the illustrious history it's called the Bible it's called the New Testament an old okay to test if these ad core Gary's were real we paid $30 to target those groups with three prominent post in which a pro república article or post was displayed in their newsfeed Facebook approve of all 3s within 15 minutes Jesus because they paid them I love [ __ ] Facebook yeah you could pay them to do anything yeah yeah you want their the biggest [ __ ] on the internet you want anything done you want a booth Facebook that's where you go for boobs yeah I got all kinds of buffa nads up on facebook its facebook.com slash biz I'm sorry you're right you're right they have a special landing page poufs calm redirects to Facebook correct yeah yeah Facebook's advertising has become a focus of national mentioned since it disclosed last week that had discovered $100,000 worth of ads place during the 2000 oh well all this [ __ ] I was just with the G oh [ __ ] yeah I didn't read this far in no no III glanced at a headline or two that that I had similar news to this so is this like the new like YouTube promoting I are like YouTube running ads on Isis videos is that kind of like well it's kind of different because when you when those ads run on Isis videos basically YouTube runs it in bulk so an advertiser says I want to run my excuse me no I was in a moment was like to ever press her do embrace embrace okay so like yeah so you know there's a bulk they says I want to run my videos across YouTube and YouTube's like cool h3 Jack film this guy is demonetised but Isis got him yeah but these guys are like I want to target my dogs who think that Jews need to burn an internal Hellfire really specifically targeting the the hate groups yes right mark Mark Zuckerberg does not have any kind of filter in place where I call burn the Jews yeah let's actually think about this though is it immoral I mean if there's a dollar there if there's a marketing dollar there if there's people out there who hate Jews it's not like this is gonna change your mind well I mean could I pay YouTube to make a video about burning Jews what do you mean like pay YouTube to go hey YouTube I'm gonna make a video called burn the Jews Nazi Party lol and I'll give you like 25 bucks would you to be like well 25 dot Amin yeah but what you wanna I think before they would now not and it would be like a pre-roll ad before certain videos right I guess it's the right comparison here yeah before you could do that actually you're saying before like that populist yeah now their systems are I've actually found my own experience just putting Jew in the title description or tags what the [ __ ] yeah that's a few just say Jew like well also the LGBT [ __ ] getting to monetize yeah what the hell what is that right [ __ ] that's some fifties [ __ ] right there well that one that one's really confusing to me because YouTube and Google in general seem very diverse yeah it's it's right against I don't think it was intentional it's machine learning oh that's the problem yeah this from talking to people at YouTube they actually the algorithm is total run by an AI they don't even understand what it's doing I'm not okay with that it's spooky stuff I want to take that [ __ ] AI down how do we confuse that thing so much that it commits suicide okay I commit suicide I don't have you I've seen enough of the Internet to know that like come on any any intelligent being would want to commit suicide interestingly enough I have a whole article about how suicide rates are up that I want to talk to you guys oh yeah and I don't think AI would be excluded from that no I would push for getting AI as sad as possible yeah yeah there was this a robot in Futurama that was like programmed to be suicidal yes in that one no who's a sad robot that's now I haven't seen that episode huh listen we're gonna take a break and we'll be back that was a such a non-sequitur buzz Dan was just like 45 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best pre-recorded hey hey I just saw him do it it was live as [ __ ] this was live as [ __ ] yeah man sign me up you guys really doesn't really matter look we know we've recorded it today because I know I was getting drunk with these sumbitches and there's no [ __ ] way I could have done those reads sober and a company of these gifts ters and boosters right would you rather it just cuts through an actual commercial for the company or the person talking about it that you tuned in to watch I know I know you whining [ __ ] we have the best copy than we do the best ads how much did you enjoy that type hundred ten fingers I was watching on twitch while I took a [ __ ] during that seven minutes god bless here it was great it was great right it's good interest all the things tie whatever they were yeah no I got all I got them all tie the Pope bouffes and his [ __ ] flashlight while [ __ ] in his hat in the calmest if you like that copyright does a good hole flashlights I think the answer is obvious let's check it yeah there's a couple Bush you know I have to drop a couple drops left the honey I have to compliment our intern who is really he's getting good we got water yes yes shout out yeah me neither so no no thank you someone now what I'm thinking are you hungrier oh this is vodka yeah right yeah naca DEET Jack doll I know you're like a dainty little [ __ ] but tell me you'll eat some pizza if I order it oh you want you to figure I'm trying to yeah gain about ten pounds since a Europe so you really uh oh dude a couple of pints of Guinness today that'll do it that's the trick Guinness is a trick I mean I I hear you but as I understand it Guinness is one of the lowest calorie beers I don't have it backwards you have it backwards like drinking a hamburger Guinness is a meal it's like honestly it's like 400 calories a pint something like that yeah can you fact check that I've actually curious what are the calories I'll get us not to under by please Jen oh I would like that too because I'm I'm I read that before but I wanna be an Alexa in here I do his name is Dan look that up oh yeah even better even better but yeah dude all we all we did every night like we would just go out to pubs and just drink Ballmer's again it's polymers and Guinness and just every other at a great time oh my god it was in live music every night about golf Oh Galway Ireland I have a I have a I have a feedback from Ian to intern he says that it is a 125 calories per 12 ounces but 12 is a big boy 1 isn't it notes while a pint would be 16 so an is 8 ounces or oh do I have it backwards it's 12 no I think at all can of guinness is like 12 like one of those like like longer taller cans of Guinness and a pint of Guinness would turn it traditionally be 16 ounces so that oh you're ready towards 200 yeah so I'm I'm weighing why I thought it was like [ __ ] 400 I really did I was like so sure like opining but 200 is surprising - that adds up when you have like ten beers great collateral caloric intake for the day yeah absolutely absolutely in that game over I'm sip I'm always surprised by how many calories is an alcohol so you always so whenever I go wow I mean like but before I I always try to be economically conservative not so much with the price but but more so with the a caloric intake like like what's the alcohol to calorie ratio you know what I'm saying so instead of like six beers how about one Long Island iced tea or just straight shots right and that's more efficient and it does save money I think in the yes what Long Island as opposed to six beers I'm about drunk and efficient I do love beer I love it I don't it's a fantastic little invention I don't love what's your favorite beer one more light what you just broke is bring in some bud light's when you're done order a [ __ ] pizza for a bar in here when we say what's your favorite beer like when we say like go grab a beer what's what's your go-to beer for the night my go-to beer you know the beer I really like is rolling rock because it's seven dollars for a 12-pack at my liquor store that's pretty nice and that is that's stupid you're not ten bucks that's unbeatable aw man again I swear to you I've read that gas is on the light side I am shocked I thought doubts but it's a little it's low on on alcohol percentage yes it is if you're trying to get [ __ ] up you don't you don't try love kisses but it's just it's really you don't you only I'll tell you this you'll only like really shotgun a Guinness when you're doing car bombs yeah you know which which was really fun to ask for in Ireland we always tried so you don't do that you don't ask for a [ __ ] car bomb when you're in Galway our lobby well yeah it doesn't sound right it's like asking for a 911 and you I got 11 what does you do in Irish accent what's that you doing an Irish accent that let me get a nice car let me get a right here car bomb so what you know it isn't in a car bomb though right it's a it's just so it's half a pint of Guinness so they you know it's it's a it's a pint glass but they only feel at half with Eunice okay and then you take a shot glass that's half Bailey's and half Jameson whiskey right and then you you literally try it like a Jager Bomb you know you or any any in each slammer you just you drop the shot glass into the into the half pint of Guinness and you chug it before the Bailey's curdles right that's and it's delicious it actually tastes really sweet because the bay leaves it kind of tastes like a chocolate least we can do that really yeah don't tempt me because I am are you supposed to refrigerate that no not you don't have to you don't have to really yells all the germs I thought there was the sugars or something about the Shogun's it's better chilled but it's not a pastor like a requirement it's not a health issue thank you yeah whatever the [ __ ] I was doing magic I thought you were the alcoholic err I mean I always refrigerated my Bailey's you got a drink well yeah we do we try to do but you don't turns out you don't have to I don't have to ok well that'd save some space for other booze sure it does alright I feel like for a 911 drink is there any like sir is there a national drink for Saudi Arabia it's called the uh they called the hi it's called the hijacker it's a shot in Saudi Arabia because that should be the offensive but just bear with me and that's just what came to mind all right it's a shot of vodka with 12 raisins in it the hijacker I don't know weird make sense they were I don't have to unpack that oh okay now right all right you can do a whole like you can do a Saudi into a 9/11 you be [ __ ] up the whole party will be Slammy undies has just pulled out my undies has nothing to do with this episode I love you no sorry let me tell you something about me undies I have soiled myself in that underwear so many times because of this lush beautiful soft fabric it washes right out that's incredible they don't write that in the copy but this is the special sauce well now we know yeah it comes right now yeah we lost them they're back they're back I will say your hat is dope I know that's part of the bar Avila's line yeah that's good that's so we actually changed it in the final product this is the pre run well it's not very difficult to type or something yes the pros that we we moved the teddy bear down having an inch okay the more we wrote Teddy fresh on the back oh that's nice that's really really nice I can't wait Oh ILA's been working so hard on it so I can imagine yeah that's that's no small business running a whoo I'm actually super excited that's really go and when did you say it was dropping you know the end of this month or the beginning of of next one it's gonna be here before you know it but after that I think it's gonna be on a regular cycle we hired like a [ __ ] superstar production manager and she is like a freakin god she's so great oh yes we were were we're taking it seriously yeah yeah as you should know I actually wear a hat if you guys send me yeah oh yeah yeah I just noticed you're not in the Hat Club today no I'm not that boy yeah I'm not either but I'm really trying to sell these guys don't people have large you look like a trucker dude so it's like I'm not truck it's not too bad right really they're not too bad oh now you're hip no no no no put it back put it back 93 420 and there it is yeah honestly [ __ ] trucker am I am I wrong well the Hat doesn't say trucker that where does the Hat doesn't yeah I get that I agree I feel sexy as hell I have a little bit of hair like polka neatly you sure do you had a lot of hair polka dots but a lot man hair he's a trucker that uses a glory hole yeah at the rest stop give me a trucker that doesn't all right come on it's that trucker that doesn't exist thank you it's a meth and glory holes that's what the trucking business it's a lonely job it's a lonely job truckin you know you got a fine love where you make it truck or make love where you find it finding glory holes Grateful Dead head a song about that I wouldn't be sad know that my dad made me listen make me boy I love Grateful Dead oh yeah so like when you turn on do you there's such a weird tangent but when you edit or write or whatever do you listen to music or do you my wish I could yeah I can listen to music when I'm editing it's not attracting cuz that audio same I used to love you I just don't [ __ ] listen to like so I don't know what's new anymore I know it's topical anymore right because I can't how about you would you find yourself listen instead I feel like I must have tinnitus or something yes I can't listen to silence while I work I might have tinnitus I just wouldn't but you can't work without so I can't work without music that's fast editing I'm how do you do that I can go to Spotify and I turn the volume down to like 25-30 percent so it's always a little bit of you have like filler well big part editing is you watch the entirety of what you filmed and you single out takes that you like and yeah but you have your your video first off they're long they're always like close to 10 minutes if not past 10 minutes and there's a lot there's a cutting back to you and typing you and screen capture of you typing and the sound of you typing there's so much to edit for five passes and like the the later passes where I'm like watching it to see if the pacing is good five passes is like I do that without music I mean I often do more than that anything is the most intense part for me oh yeah perfect we're all perfectionist you know I honestly think I'm a better editor than I am a performer I hate I [ __ ] hate Sam that was such a bad that was like that's pretty [ __ ] bad this was these two guys you can't P it in X you're and I'll doing a high-five great minds man great minds but it's so true I hate putting on the camera and recording yeah but once I'm done I'm my master you're the master right you're the master of your own domain you you because it's your once the editing once you open up the software yeah you can turn a trainwreck into a [ __ ] pile of gold it's all in the timing it's all have you guys ever made something that someone else had to edit yes how [ __ ] annoying is that and I give any give notes yeah I don't do it a lot every once in awhile you know it's kneeling okay so for this one can I it like I don't like that because in my head you know and you don't wanna spill it out for someone and it takes time you just don't know cuz when you have control of your own footage you know that if you don't like anything that you said or if you don't like something you can cut it out and you can make it work mmm but if somebody else is the master of your footage you're saying you did like a cameo and then you leave the editing up to someone else oh you're just saying like a cameo because like in your guy's case I trust you completely a hundred percent like anytime I film with you guys I get on like yeah that's gonna be funny um but like someone that you're working with maybe for the first time you it's going to an actual editor in a studio not the person that you made it with mmm like I did this interview with Vice land about salvia right a couple like two years ago or something like that and when I was done with this interview I realized that like I was kind of acting in the way I act when I filmed myself where I can like cut out all the bad bits mmm where I sound like a [ __ ] and I was just like walking around drinking beers with these guys I like slammed the whole six-pack during the interview haha sweating my [ __ ] face off oh yeah like we were in this back room where the Sun comes in and I was sweating so bad during the interview and I was like guys can we go to another room and I was like all that footage is still fair game like if it were me I'd all that [ __ ] but they don't but you're but yeah of course fully it's still I feel like I came across as not being a complete brush it like they did at it in somewhat it's like Airy young they leave you're like oh that was it that's a lot of faith you're putting all those faith in their hands you got a scary you have to be super aware when you're like we did the segment for hot ones right yeah right where we've done like something that's serious where someone else was gonna add it in and I've worked with editors and like for our own videos anxious never works I've tried and tried and tried I'm like okay [ __ ] it I'm resigned that I have to edit my own guys are good at it you know what works it's super time-consuming but it's like you know you gotta do it right yeah yeah so in this case they have I don't know their production is insane I mean they did a great job editing it hot long yeah and I think I was pretty good thanks mm-hmm but I you know I trusted them to take care of that and they did a good job yeah but it's yeah it's it's scary you don't know you don't know how you're gonna come across yeah like um I guess I don't know where the hell I was going with this I think it was and can did you guys get a pizza Dan can you boys of God just confirm those pizzas on the way is on its way okay Oh Dan nice Oh sultry Dan what the [ __ ] I'd ask you to turn me on nah we sound like you know prepubescence in my ninth grade I can't be next 20 years later it's true yeah I'm gonna just be [ __ ] in urinals when I'm 45 it's gonna be like this 40 sorry that feel like relatively young I like yeah I have so much respect for people who jump in a urinal I mean who do you know that does that though like I mean I saw one three the married oh really anyway I think it was the special ed kid but I was like damn it this kid is his own man this kid doesn't care the year that the you know what privacy like he'd say he says you know what not only will I pee next to someone I said your honor I will [ __ ] and I'll stare them in the dead of their eyes one separate and [ __ ] oh right no man and you know the janitors got to come with some disposable gloves smash it down yeah you think you would scoop it up but he was a great time he just takes the the great out of the you neural so do you guys want to play some Skippy's a few big cares or no um I mean [ __ ] it man I'll do it what smoke it you want a bit yeah boof it yeah turn it into a shirt I think like you know really complete the circle of life look like although it seems as if Skippy only wears gray shirts I'm not seeing much color in there think something happens in their word just loses right like what happens the decolorization zip it simple yeah I mean come on man we please get on why all lint looks gray when we all know that you know not all fabric is great yeah I got a question about Vsauce hell yeah why the [ __ ] did they start every video with fee sauce who are they talking to oh I actually have the awesome I'm ollie really so actually yes I know the answer he gets he actually as I understand it gets annoyed when people think that they're Vsauce the real truth is that the audience is Vsauce interesting as hey Vsauce Michael here well they have to explain why feeling the world Vsauce actually they never impact that means I'm like Michael I get it but you have to unpack that there's no more questions you don't call yourself Vsauce the name of the channel if you're not it's not me right right right right [ __ ] sake how are Y V sauce I hope he watches this Michael you [ __ ] you Michael Michael you sumbitch you get it together he's such a good guy though okay it's really slacking I'm gonna myth busted [ __ ] what is Vsauce but the booth blood right out of your [ __ ] [ __ ] I got a question for you if V stands for virgin I think that's Vsauce boom roasted boom cannon yeah the the lint is what I'm pointing to oh I thought you just meant the whole audience of visa ya know I bet they [ __ ] which would be really they [ __ ] Tory I bet you think Vsauce has gotten my kool-aid I mean he's married no I think he's been a long-term relationship for a while yeah so maybe I'm so totally ah yes hundred percent what about those other [ __ ] I think like I think that Jake [ __ ] like crazy yeah I think so yeah Vsauce got me laid oh do tell well go on here we go the gears are turning a gentleman never kisses and so oh but on the podcast he does yeah why what did you support what a cocktail I have a question yeah we've done previously Erick's conspiracy corner and I know you had I mean not necessarily a whole conspiracy corner but you did have a story about like radio beams yes scrambling brains yeah that I've loved the hell out of this is one of the craziest things I've what can I pull it out real light type type in Cuba sonic attacks and it's it's one of the more recent stories I think I could probably point it out so this would be the Guardian this is a legitimate news source that's the that's the most recent is scary I did some of this on the uber ride over it's pretty pretty terrifying [ __ ] yeah speaking of vsauce [ __ ] I want to see this episode so tell me ya know how does that photo you can hurt people with sonic audio wait what you mean that the the high level rundown what this is all right so I mean there was [ __ ] in this article that was news to me even though it I've seen this new story pop up a couple times but apparently there were people in an American Embassy in Cuba who like one guy woke up in the middle of the night and they're just like a grinding noise in his ears and it's [ __ ] like crazy noises driving him crazy he jumped out of bed and it was gone he was like oh whatever and him went back into bed and started up again like as if they're I think in the article says an invisible wall right in his room [Laughter] yeah yeah it's a wingding he did one thing and a bunch of people got [ __ ] up I don't know the number but there was anyone 21 is what I recall it's a Bond villain thing yeah used sonic weapons to [ __ ] people's brains up and there's lasting effects like loss of hearing people have trouble with certain words yes balance issues that sometimes the brains brain swelling they're calling it a because it's going to happen it's really scary [ __ ] nobody knows what it was right right why diagnose it but they don't [ __ ] they that know the extent and they're skeptical long ago did this happen by the way can we check an R yes cuz I feel like it was a long time he's best well this article is just posted yesterday okay and here's the thing the guardian this isn't like Bob's [ __ ] flat world journaled is is the gardenia so this is actually real Ally and this is I mean this is from yesterday at least some of the incidents were confirmed to certain rooms with laser-like specificity and some victims now have problems recalling specific words the blaring grinding noise jolted the American diplomat from his bed and a Havana Hotel he moved just a few feet and there was silence he climbed back into bed inexplicably the agonizing sound hit him again it was F he as if he'd walked through some invisible wall cutting straight through his room yeah I knew that I'd [ __ ] nailed that yeah there soon came the hearing loss the speech problems symptoms both similar and altogether different from others among at least 21 you called that number 21 damn us victims in astonishing international mysteries still unfolding in Cuba the top US diplomat has called them health attacks is this like a new like yeah is health attach the new warfare I mean like granted only 21 people in the world have been reported you know the victims of this but I feel like that's a really scary it's kind of like what was it like World War one had like mustard gas attacks that was the big like scary warfare thing now [ __ ] health attacks with laser-like precision yeah as if they're only couldn't like they're only controlling the bed or whatever like the area in the diplomats they yeah they say in the article that the if this is on purpose and this is an attack right and everybody who got hit was supposed to get hit the machine that would be necessary for this would be hard to transport like it would be big and this [ __ ] right and Manhattan projects but Cuba's crazy man like that's the way the Cubans made this I think it's Russians Russians yeah I mean there's probably several very big Russian presence in Cuba yeah considering that's where they were gonna nuke us for you back out sixties well yeah you know back the year the Cuban Missile Crisis there communists oh they love ya yeah you know when our parents you know when everyone hated Russia instead of apologizing for the not today yeah right well now Russia is no big deal yeah yeah dude have you seen Putin I call I don't call him Putin I call him Putin yeah you seen his ass shirtless on a horseback yeah he looked good justic majest I would say it I mean I hope he's a twenty term Peter yeah I bet he was a little twink when he was younger I bet he got passed around probably boof so much [ __ ] I'm trying to get us hit by a sonic attack so we take up forever to vlog it around [ __ ] giant machine I hope so I hope it's not easily transportable look the Cubans it's not a rich country they're not developing death beams no say so you just like got cool with them yeah we're all good we're gonna give him a ton of total bono make like didn't know bono work visit like wait wait where's ago Obama lifted the travel ban yeah but didn't tron right recant it did he that just sounds like something he'd do I don't know if he's actually done it I better confirmed that I but like he's gone down the list of it cuz Obama did that pretty late into his presidency so yeah I think Trump's still like around the first term of undoing everything that Obama did right he hasn't quite gotten to the second term you are you sure there's an order though in terms of what Trump's undoing I feel like it's just all kind of the same well listen to this suspicion initially focused on a sonic weapon and on the Cubans you have the diagnosis of mild brain injury that sounds so much fun yeah considering unlikely to result from sound has confounded the FBI State Department's in us intelligent agencies involved in the investigation some victims now have problems concentrating or recalling specific words several officials said the latest the latest sign of more serious damage in the US government initially realized the United States first acknowledged the attacks in August 9 months after symptoms were first reported nine months this is spooky ass [ __ ] right this is like this hanging here nine months or level this is a really a conspiracy i me the the u.s. department at FBI is acknowledging that it exists this isn't this is a relay no X file yes we're sure yes right I need sure I need you're Sherlock you were to cracking the case on the way all right my violin into me what's it lucky lucky come buff me almost spat over all your cameras that's oh my god so you don't take this [ __ ] seriously enough I feel like this has been in the news for a couple weeks I never heard this till you brought it to our attention it's [ __ ] crazy they have sonic weapons that they're shooting at us in real I don't want to get hit what do you think like in the in the front line of a potential war our new war that these zaps would be I don't think this would be the front line I think this would be the way that they used it here they hit an embassy you know if you could get this in space from a satellite imagine hitting that bond level we're talking like a [ __ ] go [ __ ] what's the space one is that but yeah we're like a Moonraker like levels of tearing if you could incapacitate somebody's brain to the point where there's permanent damage from like the blocks these are all you would do it although just makes it just walk two feet to the left and you're okay yeah right yeah once you leave down here I guess I don't go to your bed yeah oh winter you go back to that bed quick come on add in all of the weather look at it it's probably quite warm there yeah I love old cars it's all they have yeah yeah sorry took me a second you don't know we have new technology mmm we can take callers oh man we've got oh Cubans only we've got re-own and milk let's bring him in soon they're gonna say hey milk boy talk to me tell me what's good what's it great how about yourself we're doing adult things adult things adult themes what's good yes yes what's good guys my question is if you guys could have a shot of hennessey with anyone in history who would it be and what would you guys talk about would be with these two fellas they talk about what we're talking about right now uh Cheers oh love you boys yeah fill er up yeah why should a stop play what is this uh we're some in here yeah [ __ ] [ __ ] oh nice I like that honey bud but but one sec sorry this is a multi party answer oh yeah oh yeah just you know the dirt on top of the beer cans is going into my beer now that's right cheers this is what I would thanks for the question appreciate you but actually I think if I could take a shot of Henny with anybody it would be Kurt Vonnegut Kurt Vonnegut yeah okay so so what slaughterhouse-five oh my god he's he's my favorite author but yes that's one that's probably his most famous book yeah yeah cat's cradle slaughterhouse-five mother night okay okay so why why him and I'm really I the only reason I know of him is because I was required to read his works and some of his works in high school and outside of that I never ventured beyond that because we he says we humans live in the third dimension we don't experience time on like a scale and so they see the fourth dimension like you us looking at a mountain range every slice every moment is something they can live in for an eternity they live they experienced the end of their existence and their birth and everything in between simultaneously and they can basically decide which moments to live in what what you know they have the dark moments of their great moments and they can focus on the ones that they enjoy but they're simultaneously experiencing all of them and got such these wonderful sci-fi things that unpack such huge thoughts and he served in World War two he was a huge political figure a great thinker he had like the best interesting things to say about the time I'd love to hear what he had to say about the time the [ __ ] we're going through now I don't know I just really identify with him I think he's a great guy a great a great man I really want to read that lifetime smoker died at the age of like 92 when he tumbled down the stairs smoked and drank his whole [ __ ] life a pack of Lucky Strikes every goddamn day Jesus died tumbling down the stairs at 92 living in September that late 80s Early 90s mm oh god man lucky guy is such a [ __ ] ah such a legend I don't know would you guys drink with hmm I would drink with Hunter as Thompson that's a good and he would show me how to shoot guns Oh Conan she added them do you see the Randy yeah he has a shootout with his neighbor I've seen the block incredible yeah yeah he's just like I was bowled out the context was can you send me that link one of you go out there yeah like hunters Thompson shoots it neighbor should pull it up they're literally shooting at each other like a loud [ __ ] you you scumbag boom that guy was on yeah literally blew his brains out cuz he's like I'm just too old for this world football season's over or something like that was the name of his oh you know yeah he's a [ __ ] up dude right I don't want to be him and in any respect whatsoever but we never liked his life but the [ __ ] that he put out was mmm when I was a young kid looking for things to read to like metamorphosize myself oh you're killing it here's his stuff was anything at all very helpful the way you talk is a [ __ ] legend [Music] this son of a [ __ ] was a [ __ ] of others calles over here and you know they have no intention of that was weird manner of speaking it's all very much you know I talk about the dependence Wow it's cuz he's always got a cigarette holder in his mouth oh right right but it like became part of his drawl you know yeah yes such an interesting [ __ ] guy and he was like he when 9/11 happened he wrote this whole thing the next day that called it called it all he was like we're gonna go to war or Saudi Arabia Iraq look some drunk yeah right he called he called I think the three countries that we ended up like [ __ ] bombing Jim the immediate aftermath the guy blew his [ __ ] brains out he made like a pact early in his life he's like when I turn I don't know how old he was 59 or whatever he said he was young he called it early he said I'm gonna kill myself at this age huh and he did so he just ended up in his mind see I would rather go to 92 and take a spill down some stairs I mean after all I seems better I I love the guy he smoked his whole [ __ ] life in live tonight he's and he took a tumble and he's pissed out was he a healthy dude you know enough about his mean he was thin he was very tall and he smoked a lot you know the fact that he could still walk stairs at that age I envy that hurt in the well apparently now you could you know is they go stairs huh yeah no problem got it oh I'm dead I'm thinking more of the musician era so I would either want to have a have a pint or a shot with Ben Folds one of my wait isn't he alive well yeah we can make that still in history what was the question like Dead or Alive I was just like thinking about dead people yeah well yeah yeah yeah you guys want the the morbid you know but no Ben Folds has been a inspiration of my musically for decades honestly I just love life he's awesome he really is no I came to our College years ago and just oh my god so I still follow him you know so I did just all of my like anything piano why's that I write it's clearly ripped off Ben Folds let's be real um and then second my other inspiration that I would love to have a drink with also still alive Japanese composer Nobuo Uematsu he is responsible for writing all the dance offend yeah oh oh yeah it was that that because the Bowie Mott so he wrote the soundtrack for like the first ten Final Fantasy games of which I've never played Wow but listening to the soundtracks to Final Fantasy got me into writing music to begin with and smoke he's just like yeah not beyond that I don't know a thing about him I know like he he's Japanese composer but you know he got a lot of Western influences like Jimi Hendrix and Led Zeppelin and such the hell it's true story but you would never know what listening to his music it's not like his music sounds like Jimi Hendrix it's all just gorgeous orchestrations and it's funny because like he's writing for like you know 8-bit 16-bit you know Super Nintendo and regular Nintendo and then you can hear his work evolved into PlayStation 2 where you can finally fit a full orchestra to a CD and or DVD and it's gorgeous and the guy like imagine writing 60 70 80 hours of music per game Final Fantasies 1 through 10 so listening to his stuff you know really inspired me I would love to just pick both of those guys brains over a beer or two and can you pull up one of his songs I find that such an interesting medium I get there was video game music I could do a song right now Oh better no I got it he did that dah dah dah dah dah dah hold up I got some Jill or Gil Gil I've never known how to pronounce that yeah yeah it's Gil I would say kill is it gif or Jif it's the same [ __ ] okay don't get me triggered it's a [ __ ] yeah yeah yeah I mean okay oh the original person said gift get [ __ ] real [ __ ] changes culture happens culture hack culture will assume the right yeah yeah Jeff Jeff Jeff sounds like a [ __ ] place where you'd change your car oil but it's also is a Gil it's Gil it's good what what does that set the current currency a fantasy okay I was the one I played I have to tell you I mean I find it very interesting that you've never played the games but your huge fan of the music would you say fascinating someone gave me the soundtrack in eighth grade to Final Fantasy 10 that was the first ps2 Final Fantasy game never play the game to this day never even touched it and it's just the the opening theme it's calling - I'm gonna butcher the I apologize people in the in the chat in the comments but Tuesday an arc endures an arc and or whatever it's this gorgeous piano composition and I taught myself how to play it by ear to this day I can't really sight read very well and very slow at it but I taught myself how to play it because I was so [ __ ] moved and inspired by this piano piece and now then that's that was the that was the pivoting point for me that's why I write music for all my videos to this day man incredible so I guess there's just some final fantasy 6 music ah the Opera yeah a lot of people reference the opera scene for Final Fantasy 6 so he did all this huh wrote the whole soundtracks a genius to everything has he not done movies or anything like that I'd imagine he's done I think he stabbed an anime and got some and some films like anime films but not not tradition still play like Final Fantasy 7 songs in my head yeah I can't do them with my mouth like I did with the no but I hear yeah yeah cuz usually things in there they're hard enough yeah anime has amazing music man guys I don't know cowboy bebop dude you ever see oh yeah yeah yeah have you seen hunter hunter never heard of hunter under Islamic god the music in that what's that what's the it was a genre orchestral or guitar just weeaboo anime hardly ever show yeah that's about a bunch of kids with magic and they [ __ ] [ __ ] up and they've nothing like that the music what's the music like like the instrumentation is that like oh hell yeah and for a trip oh my god one of these songs makes me freakin jizz dag I let see music can be so inspiring yeah absolutely the same way that pros can be inspiring you know music is so much more accessible in a way than um well it's universal pros you know you don't have to think you'd have to do anything you just sit back and enjoy the read limit there's just one in particular cuz I don't I don't think my guy naboo oh he MOT so I don't think he knows English I don't think he speaks English but he doesn't [ __ ] have to tunicate I don't know if this is the one I'm thinking of are we on a card oh yeah this is it you know this shit's on another level and some guy just made it for an anime show right it's like the best song ever I love that I love when people write hits every TV or or or videogames and it's the best you know what I gotta run to the bathroom I'm gonna run to the bathroom and they keep this plane alright I'll be back in a short two minutes those of you who subscribe could enjoy the rest you can watch on the [ __ ] commercial yeah right figure it out thank you very that came off harsh but that's what it is we'll talk we'll talk over yeah being jacquard doing the commercial live yeah absolutely so today's h3 podcast was a brought to you by Hennessy Hennessy thank you thanks Hennessy huge thanks to our Jose and Hennessy what Rosa is that inner oh this is uh note our eros name how do you model that well you suitable son-of-a-bitch and I hope I'm looking into the right you're not camera you're not it's probably this one over here but god damn you look good doing it hey Eric what is your next while I got you here in my podcast yeah what is your next video going to do my next video was gonna be called the Kids Corner I was gonna do the whole thing like it was a kids show I mean I saw a Chris Reagan video oh no about the same [ __ ] no and I was like you created it if you're watching this Chris Reagan way to steal my friends ideas on how telepathically [ __ ] you yeah I met you a bit Kanye really cool but [ __ ] you though the the mind pool and took it preemptively but I I do have a thing where if I'm making a video yeah and it's happened with some of the Ethan in ILA's videos too or if I'm in the middle of writing a video and I see another video that hits too many of the same points yeah I bail a mouse socks I thought a [ __ ] beanie was that Peller top to lateral thinking I hate that you know it's not even lateral thinking I think I think he just got to it first cuz it's something that obviously Elijah but someone yeah yeah it's just too soon and I I saw on Twitter he's making a new ones so I didn't want to it was gonna be so funny to I say you still make it man [ __ ] I might still make on Twitter Chris Chris Reagan has his voice yeah comenta kit has his own voice right I say you do it but I be more money yet normally that wouldn't stop me but the beats of his video were simply too similar interests to what I was doing that's really interesting I hated the idea of sort of uh you know getting into it yeah I hear you I hear like it would suck to make a video that cuz I was like I had finished writing it already and then I saw his and I was like oh [ __ ] did you shoot any no I didn't you didn't see that's I just wrote it okay but that's still annoying but it could be a lot of music I'm not against sending him like a DM and being like hey man I'm gonna make this by DM do you mean it I'm not ripping you off do you mean a DMC by DM I mean D a CA and just shut him up for life yeah it's your [ __ ] property now baby now he's cool I met immediately he's a nice guy we're talking about how how Chris Reagan just bouffes all day every day and just like he's a grade-a buffer ya met I met him yeah he's it have you met you met Chris yeah that's what we're all drinking together he's a cool guy holy [ __ ] I like that I like him a lot he seems like a good guy that was honestly I keep saying oh my favorite night of my favorite era of VidCon was the night where I snuck out and hung out the Hilton hotel with you [ __ ] that was insane because I got everything else is such a [ __ ] show that's the drunkest I've been in years dude that was such a murder I've never been to VidCon I thought about going this year but I was like you missed out I don't know I we had a held down everything Adam from YMS we had Chris break you don't want to hang out with all those guys but yeah I don't know you have to hang out with the right people otherwise it's oh so once once my manager left I was off I I hated it I hated like I didn't like like and I loved I used to love VidCon every year was like my [ __ ] Christmas in the middle of the year really yeah hell yeah I was all for it and then it just became so corporate and so like disassociated with what it used to stand for that whatever used to stand for community polka little hotel room parties you know what I mean like used to be the small thing where it's like yo guys meet me at room uh three one four and we'll just like crack open some beers and chat now it's like hate you got an invite to the this party the studio71 bar exactly and it's just show up and don't tell anybody no bar bouncer can you not pull Do You Know Who I am well that was the big well you you caught me you talked about that whole thing right the Instagram model yeah you talked about VidCon and you're right and oh yeah yeah yeah with the bull the logo inside it well that and there was like that Instagram model who like was a whole you pull the whole do you know Oh God dirty guard yeah yeah with like ten thousand followers he can't board you know oh yeah you could no oh god no no no because because you do know who you are but listen to this listen it's so bad that just a couple of years ago it was either I think it was Hank green and we all know that Hank green one of the co-founders know if not the founder of VidCon I have no idea the [ __ ] that is so there's a bit of a booth did I pay him money you have to pay him off did I pay him you paid him I paid him or some way I don't know yet what about this [ __ ] booth sir so this guy so Hank green i I can't I think he was telling the story he a couple years ago was you know in line for one of these parties maker party or studios or whatever the [ __ ] collective it's his it's his event it's his event honey and he couldn't get to is that to a party at his own [ __ ] then so great and he didn't pull he's a he's a better man he didn't pull a do you know who I am and I I'm sorry about it we all there's no chance in hell we wouldn't pull that card of course we would be like do you know who I am we invented VidCon like if we were interested his shoes I mean but he did not and like I died that takes great patience and control but can you imagine if you founded VidCon and you didn't get into a party at your own convention I would raise hell yeah he's getting paid though but you couldn't it's his [ __ ] event it's like oh cool it's so big that I'd you know I just so you know i fishing scrooge mcduck in his wall of gold I feel [ __ ] my Pope hat and show it to the bouncer and go what do you think this is do you know what this means the Pope shits in his hat but at least I get shits in his hat no I would be upset oh yeah I know I'd be furious I like that the point I'm trying to make VidCon is it's a double-edged sword in one hand it can be a lot of fun on the other hand it's not as fun it used to be because this is such it's bigger than well it's as corporate I've never been and my only my real pre woman I don't know how it works no one ever reached out to us so I was like I don't know okay I was never invited so I don't even know like what my axis would be cuz I'm just on the floor if we would know that you wouldn't have fun on the floor because people would would swap you I'm not blowing smoke up your no not like swamp yeah no no I'm so famous this literally people are there who are on you that's a fact of the myth so clearly a lot of people they know who we are yeah so I don't have like any kind of special access and like what my experience was like seeing Logan Paul you know [ __ ] setting up a drone and setting up a mob and I'm like hiding money and I mean the this last vid go boy together I need this piece where's the pizza yeah take a shot that'll fix it um this last VidCon was the first one I ever won - yeah and I I went there and I walked around in a sea of children for about a half hour before I was like everyday I might just leave like this is obviously not my aspect is not fun it's not like yeah yeah oh hell yeah I was like I went to Google I was like okay closest bar and I found the one and it was like right there it was at the Hilton I was like oh I'm going there then okay and then like like I tweeted that I was at VidCon and a couple people hit me up and I was like all right meet me at the distant bar yeah yeah and one only hit that [ __ ] bar the whole time yeah I never went back one of my buddies was working there so here's okay that's actually no I don't know that but here's a deal with the Hilton bar that spot exactly where I met you guys the name where you were that used to be the hot spot for VidCon for years and years that bar that exact bar that was like the because that's where they put up all the all the youtubers and all the creators and time called yesterday used to be there this is the first year where it wasn't there they moved all the if you had like a panel or a talk or a meet up or whatever the [ __ ] they put you all up in a different hotel that wasn't in that whole little area by the Convention Center you know I'm talking about with the Hilton and it wasn't there it was a drive away so you couldn't like [ __ ] why I wonder why they did that well I think just because it's been so it's gotten so big more privacy and also just gotten so big they can't contain everyone and fans at the Hilton anymore so they have to put all the creators up so we this is the formerly we rent like a couple of floors and that in that Hilton okay this year they rented out an entire hotel purely for youtubers there's a lot of money in that and that's fine and it's just like I won so early on it was kind of nice I'm not gonna lie like so Aaron and I were there I was kind of nice we would have like you know I would have brunch or whatever with my manager and we could just walk around freely and whatever then it was night like all the youtubers good but then later on like man it just wasn't with all the parties you know the the exclusive like oh you got a wristband never spend for this party going this thing tonight that's when I was like [ __ ] this I'm gonna go to the Hilton back when VidCon used to be VidCon right that's where I met up with you and Chris Reagan and all those guys was so much fun and that was the best night of VidCon that's great it was the best night I think that part of that is you you have to be 2110 to the bar right yes no don't apparently oh the Hilton bar yeah mmm like a [ __ ] 17 year old could run up and do a shot that you had just bought some people it was crazy well it wasn't on them there was this if you look at schematics of the of the table we were at it was so far away from anybody was working there that hopefully next time is a VidCon there they'll be carting these [ __ ] kids at these staples because I'll bet they took some some measures to say yeah there's gonna be some Schlitt some [ __ ] that slips through yeah god we are I'm John we are really drunk I'm a Heinlein here let me do a segue here and let's just say we got hit with an audio or with the humans here or what guys I'm gonna go I'm gonna lighten up oh no real light real light subject man let's take a hard segue here okay did you guys know that suicide attempts in the United States are way up no I did not they're way way up what like this let's lighten it up yeah this in the past couple of years I was wanted to this is turning into like an episode of black mirror that bad we're having fun and now we're gonna talk about suicide oh boy heart heart sorry actually no I finally to get funding from VidCon I think yeah yeah first of all like these stats were kind of I mean certainly interesting but surprising a lot too so almost 1 percent of women have attempted to that's what that is one percentile of the population people are told suicide attempt yeah and and I've always heard that it's men who are attempting suicide more go to be to that statistic but it's actually significantly more women double that yeah it looks like twice as many ways and then age rise yeah oh my god 21 to the these young kids man 21 to 34 well 35 ours actually holy [ __ ] yeah geez and then like this I'll show you what really surprised me yeah single people all distant this isn't really surprising but let me show you I know it shouldn't be surprised by this but the poor people who make under 20,000 a year are way more at risk yeah well I mean it makes sense but yeah because you always hear people saying like oh when I was born I was [ __ ] simpler and happier right right I hear that but apparently that it's prostitution almost two percent good lord I mean that's really so 2 percent like was so 1.6 percent of the if I'm if I'm understand this correctly which I may not be yeah what's the yeah what the data like like uh I'm interested to find out of what so like a sample n equals 34,000 huh actually I don't understand this chart from being honest with ya yeah so this is a pullout of one on the right one thing you're gonna get out of this podcast is uh we are you know you don't know how to we don't horseless in totally with the foot dance somebody what's the difference for these two columns because you've got here I don't know if this is like over all suicides up its up right it's a buyers market yeah it's a it's a killer it's a suiciders market but it's [ __ ] terrible yeah what is going on what's world yeah that people are just deciding I'm gonna [ __ ] kill myself well can you blame it on just the blame it but if you for lack of a better term can you blame it on just the uprising global population you know more people wants more sues its per capita it's a percentage oh you're a so that isn't reflected no no okay well I'm looking at down so you see past your mental disorders yeah that one's really high uh-huh it's it's it's just not knowing your place in the world I think it's Carter okay your place in the world yeah there's less jobs what is the world it's harder to make connections because we're all online everyone's trying to meet people and that's not real everybody like there's never any reason to kill yourself no ever no ever yeah you know whose bogey had a really really awesome analogy on Twitter the other day he said when you like when you kill yourself you're or when you commit suicide you are completely limiting the option there the potential for happiness like we death is a guarantee suicide completely rules out any potential for betterment so why bother and I thought that was like it was so concise was better put than I just did but it was extremely concisely beautifully put and I loved that well there's this one line from a Clint Eastwood may think it's once a time in the west he says what's it like killing someone and it's Apple world killing yourself he says it's a I think killing someone you take away all everything they've got and everything they'll ever have hmm so you're doing that I mean but I mean I've never been I've definitely been in dark places in my life but I mean man you've got a listen I can put myself there yeah I mean we can't we yes like we're barely qualified to talk about this yeah but I mean do people have a right to kill themselves no not unless you're like 92 years old and you're looking at a flight of stairs like well there it is right Bonnie guy style yeah I feel you you laughed I heard that laughs that's well assisted suicide is certainly something yeah yeah yeah suicide roller coaster or the euthanasia is that an actual thing no no I don't think it's an actual physical that's all theoretical but I've heard that yeah we're it's like 7 or so loop-de-loops each gradually alone you just like lose it's sort of like pain painlessly yeah kill yourself I've seen graphs of that but I mean it's the crater that you leave in your wake is is like in my opinion not ever worth it but if your life is so if you're just living in a state of total misery and suffering and torture mm-hmm right is it is it is it a selfless is it a selfish acts to take your life and leave that that way yes and that you think so yeah selfish it's a [ __ ] selfish thing well what if you're in such pain you're about lady if this is sorry there's not to be a hard left or anything I make a hard left but Lady Gaga had to very recently cancel an entire tour or a concert in somewhere in South America because she was in so much pain she suffers from a very uncommon disease with um muscle pain nerve pain something like that and like that sucks yeah you so imagine me and so yeah that's a real thing I just saw on Twitter the physical pain yeah yeah um and I don't know if it's constant I know I know very little about it but I heard another pot another radio show something about that though yeah it exists yeah so I don't that's why it for me that's when it becomes really really gray well in a way why you look at people with anxiety and oppression who are living in constant mental mental yeah right cuz we unlike it we it's very easy for me and for us to say like just selfish itself it's like suck it up you know I'd really conflicted with that it's like yeah like we're not we don't experience constant we're very fortunate you know I guess but like we don't experience pain this is this a human condition or is it a symptom of like a sick world yeah that people are so many people are choosing to end their own I can't imagine anyone kill themselves because of the world it's all but it was the conditions yeah it's the conditions that the world brings like like I was saying before that you have no you there's no purpose to find for yourself there's no mate to fund for yourself your house all things you tell yourself it doesn't mean no but I've heard it said there's like oh we got pizza thank you and so there's like there's there several factors my reason to live thought we got pizza I can't talk about depression right now but there's there's several thank yous when when talking about like did you guys get pizza out there doesn't matter I'm afraid uh what do you guys want out there cheese oh you guys don't you mean wow wow don't make me beg yeah like I mean you know we could talk for hours about the reason behind suicide and really it's [ __ ] alien to us really yeah all hope to do is just to be like have you ever gotten a message from somebody that's like hey I've been feeling really down and you helped yes in the most basic of yes examples like you see something like that and you're like oh well I don't know what you're going through but whatever I did worked you know what I take those message with a grain of salt oh yeah really because I don't think that someone who's actually like clinically depressed and suicidal look this is kind of Sarah I mean I don't know a lot of people just already crazy a lot of thing to do - so a lot of people just want your your attention mm-hmm and so and I take that stuff of the grand stalkers I okay I don't want to take over my head I hear ya be like very easy for that Savior though if you look at there's some people out there who are like I [ __ ] I have saved so many people's lives and it's like I don't want to touch it to go to my head right that's I'm just out here I'm making videos if you think it's funny and you enjoy it I appreciate that but yeah you're not setting out to try to stay fly right you're not you know that's not the end game no it's a nice you know I guess side effect or like a bonus if it's true that's not that that's not why you and I do I'm not I'm not as [ __ ] Saint no I'm doing my job yeah I mean the fact that we're here eating pizza and talking about suicide yeah I think proof that we're not [ __ ] sore no matter you shouldn't trust us I'll get you out of any dark spots right but that comes from within yeah absolutely there's like there's like a couple of different major things okay there's like employment relationships that's all I can think of I'll bet but certainly she's out there it's hard it's a tough world I think relationships are is a huge thing because I feel like we've seen enough movies and TV shows that we're all entitled we're all entitled to find our soul mate or whatever that means we're all entitled to find our one so if something goes wrong if a bunch of dates and tinder swipes and matches go wrong I bet that's really [ __ ] what's the word like you can get really disenchanted or like really like I'm like I'm butchering this disenfranchised but I feel like that can really messy what mentally into thinking like well he's good enough you know why not me you know and in that taxi moment get real I know when I was in college yeah I was in a I had like generalized anxiety disorder and probably depression I don't but I was super super in a dark place and the thing that cured me was getting into this relationship with ela where I had someone to confide in and when I was having really troubled dark times I could tell her and talk to her about it and like having that release of emotion you know I think is what really got me out of that rut you guys ever done therapy I actually have not yeah I'm done Jack have you every I mean but I'm sure it's a good on no but therapy's worth it yeah worth it it well because like well who the [ __ ] cares what this person thinks of you you're paying them right you get to say whatever you want and and I think that when you put those kinds of words in front of you you can see them for what they are and you can see that they really are just your imagination in a lot of cases getting the better of you and and that's the worst part about depression and these suicidal thoughts you're being tricked into thinking this you're not your mind is like you're that I'm feeling that way but you know you're tricking yourself into thinking people who kill themselves I've heard often are afraid that they're a burden on their friends and family and that's why they do it which is never the case it's not the case but it's that mental illness a mental illness mental illness is is a wild person by person dragon that is ferocious and eat you up from the inside and it's tough to put words to it and I think that's why a lot of people sort of just go it [ __ ] it and and do themselves well it's sick because you become your own worst enemy it's like you're the one that's making yourself suffer and it's just like you begin to hate yourself yeah it's like what the [ __ ] am i doing to myself yeah I mean hey I smoked cigarettes so I'm basically just slowly killing myself and you know I don't know whoa now I'm gonna drop that one oh [ __ ] I can't I can't I can't compare that to what people with depression feel like you know is knowing that there's no comparison there it's a terrible beast then you need to talk to somebody yeah therapist if you're impressed don't have dark thoughts therapy it's not a shameful thing my mom wanted it : hey mom you're on there hi well you know you guys were talking about suicide and I wanted to chime in because I had a personal experience when I was pregnant I had thyroid cancer no once it was removed they put you on synthroid which is a synthetic thyroid medication that you take to keep you balanced and a lot of people that are suicidal it's a chemical imbalance what happened to me is after I had my surgery I had no more thyroid tissue and the amount of thyroid that I was taking before was not enough and I woke up one morning and I thought if this is what life's all about I I can't I can't live and I thought to myself this is crazy I just had a baby I should have everything to live for and so I called the doctor and they changed my thyroid medication they upped it by a lot and it was almost like someone turning on a switch it was go ahead what were you gonna ask oh no he just said jeez yeah it was it was insane I was literally thinking about how I was going to take my life yeah and then and then I realized this is crazy this should not be happening and that's what I called so you actually had like on the side of bottles sometimes they say symptoms side effects may include suicidal thoughts no no no well maybe in my case it wasn't a symptom it wasn't enough thyroid because your pituitary in your thyroid gland are your two major glands and when you don't get enough of that particular chemical your body is lacking whatever it needs and you know it can it can make you lucky so in your case you had quite literal chemical imbalance that's right and dad and I actually had a friend who just got married she had a chemical imbalance two months after she was married she committed suicide that's so having a chemical imbalance is very real you know I'm sure there's there's so many it's irrational right the the desire to take your own life is an irrational one it's yeah it's well like I was feeling that why am i living if this is what life is about I I don't care to live it what was it I'm actually just curious again inside your head like what was it that was so compelling about that thought and I felt useless and I felt like I had no purpose and I just felt a huge void and I didn't understand it and I just thought if this is what life is I really don't want to live it yeah yeah yikes is right the process of fixing yes so for someone who just has a chemical imbalance you know they might just check out right you know so there's Kim you know I'm so glad now the way that the insurance is with the Affordable Care Act that mental problems is considered just the way you know someone like with a broken arm you know it's very real what before it wasn't you know a lot of people didn't get they didn't get the care they needed but it's a very real situation so I just thought I'd come to your conversation thanks mom yeah thank you yes that's and how are you feeling no mrs. clay how are you feeling now okay she's alright she's good that's good thanks mom that is enlightening no that's great yeah when you hear the phrase chemical imbalance or at least like me personally when I hear the phrase chemical imbalance I don't think much of it I'm not actually thinking it's a literal imbalance like it's a physical manifestation that can be righted I like that's incredible your brain can I do not know that my mom that's crazy my god it's it's a great anecdote because she actually like the three of us don't know what the [ __ ] were talking about why should we are in no way trying to solve the problem or anything like that we curate suicide simply our hot takes based on yeah percentages and everything yeah but to hear from somebody who's actually had a chemical imbalance who's gone through those issues that's it tells you a lot because I mean now she's she's happy she has you to look for and hey at the very least right she has you to live for it right damn that's I mean yeah so it seemed I bet a lot of times suicide comes from it's just super irrational yeah it's hard to it's it's weird to think that your thoughts in your mood and how you see the world the lens is is not even really kind of out of your control grebs yeah our brains are far that [ __ ] fragile man like God when you're four years old you could get any kind of phobia / fetish / stalking from anything anything for life as an adult you could spend the rest of your life peeing with your pants around your ankles yeah this is something but not well I've seen yeah yeah um yeah I'm afraid of balloons you know what I mean and yeah it like I'm guessing that it didn't just go from zero to fixed that's been a situation she said it was like a turn to light on yeah but something yeah but but then it was it yeah she mentioned and they corrected it you gotta say something yeah you have to say so that's the biggest thing if you want those dark thoughts if you have all that talk about it you have to talking about there so would it be a manifestation yeah the [ __ ] face for know it's you and me getting start from there it's a really symbolic thing of getting it out of your body yeah yeah absolutely the thing Mike is it working life [ __ ] sake Sarah okay we're good I was just gonna say when I got hit the hardest with my anxiety I held I was like oh I'll tell you what I was thinking at the time what didn't want to let my fan I thought I was going schizophrenic yeah I didn't want to let my family down and I was afraid just by saying it I was making it real and so I held on to it just hoping that it would get better for like a month and I kept getting worse and worse and worse to the point was like almost certain that I was fully schizophrenic and I only got better the point where I started actually talking about it to my parents yeah yeah I don't know and I think that's really the takeaway if anyone's out there feeling having some rough times I think communication you know if you don't have someone that you can talk to and in in in your life go to a therapist and at the very least there's suicide hotlines that are free those are people who care and they want you can talk to be on hold like their job is to you're not some [ __ ] like special case for them no they're used to talking to people with these projects there's a lot there's the negative stigma still like I mean as internal it's a great week yeah weeks you know it's not it's it's a it's something that you need to it's out of your control nine times out of ten you need to put a face on it you need to figure out why it's happening so what happen twenty what happen when you talk to your parents about it well it was like the beginning I mean it was a long road but like I talked to my parents and I I didn't get therapy but I went to a psychiatrist just to like get a diagnosis and she's like you're not schizophrenic okay and I was like that's a relief right right and I would I was literally like three days away from going to college so I didn't even have time to get treated but she's like you're not schizophrenic probably have generalized anxiety disorder she recommend getting a therapist there I didn't do it I don't know why and it was just really a matter of time and then I think the the real turning point was when I had this trusting relationship with the other where I could talk to someone about it you know what's our like art you know that yeah whatever yeah it's the it's the skeleton of what happened there though it can be applied to anyone anyone who's having dark thoughts talk to somebody yeah so the you know if you're gonna if you're gonna go down that road talking to somebody what's the harm no [ __ ] arm if you're a long way here's the thing here's my the way I was thinking at the time if you're so bad that you're actually thinking about killing yourself what do you have to lose by trying anything at that point yes yeah yes that's great way to put it like you think Abraham Lincoln ever thought about killing himself maybe I actually I read that he was extremely depressed person really really that true yes all right hey man that guy's on our [ __ ] big currency hey how about that movie it I haven't seen it yet I'm gonna take a leak actually so I'll be right back I'm too much of a [ __ ] to see I can't it was actually not that scary really it was just a really good movie really yeah that's what I liked that was in the book it wasn't the book but I think they left it out of both the miniseries and the 2017 movie all right here's the thing I have to pee - should we take a break oh man make that three all right guys we're gonna go [ __ ] urinate we'll be back in Asia together two minutes god bless you don't leave something terrible will happen to you and your family guys how many lives did we save today oh my god it's fine great to my head to mine we're saviors and saints and if the Pope shits at his goddamn hat I fart in a blanket I'm just sayin I'm gonna update my Twitter bio to on September 15 saved saved thousands Jesus saved yeah if Jesus saved then I'm Jesus good well put the morphine boost we'd have even more population here's what I love about you guys try poofing today can I tell you what I love about you guys yeah go for it sometimes I have guests on here and it's like so hard to have a conversation like I'll shoot something to them and I get like a one-sentence answer I'm like all right I've gotta fix it I'm I've like and but you guys I mentioned suicide and we're [ __ ] launched off for 30 minutes it's a beautiful thing no we love to blow v8 right this is exactly what I'm talking about try saying that to locate all day [ __ ] when I back to that related to booth in at all yeah my ass yeah okay so by a long-ass time ago I made this this video I did like I used to do a series called your grammar sucks so for like the hundredth we don't know about that why did you I don't want to like like start and be like you you're like but like I don't why I still for the hundred what do you mean used to I'm trying to bring it back what's that next one coming out yeah yeah yeah as soon but for the hundredth episode it was like feature-length it was like an hour long so this is so honestly all to fill that time I had to shoot with everyone that was anyone you know like I did everyone and for forever reason I never hit up you guys because I don't think I knew of you guys back then but I mean like you know if I were making it now of course yeah oh well that there's that too um we were but uh oh oh yeah you're notorious stay in the shadows ya know but like I bring it up because I'm like so you talked about like guests that were like hard to really save more than a sentence that happened to me a lot so like there are some guys you know Eric pops on we shoot for like three hours and we're just drinking just shooting the [ __ ] and I love the videos you guys made together oh we have so much fun I tend to forget the cameras on right right yeah and yeah and then there are the guys there are all these pretty boy youtubers that I collaborate with and your grammar sucks 100 and they they one word answers that I'm trying to like make small chat so I'm setting up the cameras I'm setting up the camera and the lights and I'm trying to like make him feel at home you know before we get into like you know work mode and they're not giving me nothing they're not giving me help be help you thank you and it's impossible help me I'm not looking for one a this is a podcast we're having a conversation again toss me a [ __ ] don't toss me about like like this is only as much fun as you make it right so I can relate to your two guests that you may have had that just don't know how to carry conversation could I blame up yes am I gonna keep suicide stats I'll disagree the whole time yes yes no dark I just want to remind everyone how anyway we were talking about it let's take a shot let's take this to us this this episode ends when we're basically passed out yeah we're all gonna be in the stairs no and here so this is long right thank you this all goes as long as you guys are willing to to hang through this to an end to now turn it on turn it off mmm tuck it in and have a laugh have a goof have his videos I think that was George Carlin's stand off you know turn into an off I would you have a bit away can we take note of just how much of this we've had pretty good not even a bottles worth so we got always cheers boys cheers to to twitch to the h3 podcast a school hey to talking to people in my right hey nothing wrong look at humans are we're social creatures whether you like it or not we really really are we are evolved by society and community yet and it's in our [ __ ] DNA you gotta talk you gotta talk I love that that's why that's why the internet is so popular became avoided anti sits a platform for antisocial people so talk anti-social extrovert as Kendrick Lamar says hold on intra antisocial extrovert that's okay crime okay I like that I guess could be both you could be everything works well the internet you can't I find myself on the internet sometimes I'm extremely social yeah I go to a party I'll [ __ ] lurk in the corner not say [ __ ] to anyone yeah but she can't make it a [ __ ] karaoke tomorrow night so that's cool oh that's right and now I can yeah can't make it this [ __ ] guy can mom a girl's gonna be a party it's tomorrow it's yeah it's my that already happened yeah I can't make it yeah if by the way I mean I meant the putting on the on the spot earlier but uh Adam from your movie sucks is in town in November always is I really wanted to go to The Price is Right wait wait how does that work he has like a ticket and it's free right this fruit yeah you just sign up yeah but that is yet you have to get in line like sucks but how come is guaranteed go together we can guarantee go together if we all just go together but yeah I'm Hank green you go call up call up your boys and be like hey we're coming in true for flying in hot drew hey it's it's Ethan this is Ethan does Ethan we're flying in hot how many followers does the price is right Twitter account half that's all I'm saying not more than all of us combined probably that's what I'm so more maybe maybe they have more let's find out card let's do it no don't [ __ ] crazy fun it's a crisis right if you're watching right now we're coming for you know if I'm coming [ __ ] up - the price is right shouted sure Carrie and shout to Bob Barker price is right on Twitter has 210 thousand followers are you [ __ ] kidding message losers hey have your pets spayed or neutered all right I love that know you Brandon they're such a random shout-out I got to say out of all the causes in the world right that's the one that you go for it I mean I like animals but goddamn I'd like to pull the audience right now to see if they really feel like they're hanging out with us or if they're just watching three adults get wait probably the let I mean it's a healthy mix um what's true well sometimes fat guys get skinny and it's weird yeah no I think he looks normal now like it was it was to see the immediate you still weirded out by absolutely Jax like [ __ ] that skin with whose line and I watch the occasional episode a sitcom right you know he's joking he's joke he's the fat jolly man not be jovial I know then yeah but he's got that skinny tall mic now and remember that mic used to be really fat no but I'm sure this looks great but I'm sure it was always like the this like that was the thing in the 70s too if you ever watched the Game Show Network every like you know sleazy looking game show host Adam like you know like they're holding it down here right somehow the mic would be long and thin gonna give my guests a little kiss like that guy who always like Christie Steve Harvey no Harvey definitely kisses the contestant you can't say that on television you know that man yeah I know that mean how about Bill huh how about that guy could break a couple people Marad we're on a [ __ ] thank you thank you thank you guys pity laugh I'll take my dad he does that and and we have a what's up chat group with my whole family uh-huh and when he's just like the king of dead jokes really bad jokes and whenever he drops a dad joke and somebody says Amol he always says thank you like written out thank you why that's even better thank you that makes me so happy that's what I have to look forward we're gonna win a [ __ ] Streamy with this podcast right can we please get some string babies Emmys you I don't want any awards you can't say that on television Peters no no backing up on the streamys correct me if I mean if I'm incorrect which I'm not but you had some choice words on Twitter oh yeah about 3 mese do you want to go in on that or not I respect you if you die I understand we got nominated for a comedy well I actually want what I said was like any awards because online they always have these awards it's such a scam where they're like you're nominated right today and you have to beg your fans to come spam our website with votes and therefore increase our profile and ad revenues so that we could market to brands and get Adsense it's not a real vote you don't have an academy you don't have a group of people who decides amongst themselves it's yeah any awards show that leaves it up to a fan vote is a total freaking scam especially online I think all award shows are [ __ ] horseshit in the first place but I agree at least history to the judges right if you have ten people who collectively say this guy's wins an award in comedy versus who can who can beg most shamelessly on Twitter like I remember a thewe see - a couple years ago was not for like show of the year and he he was so shameless in his plugging and he won by the way and he's like he was doing giveaways where if you vote for me after the giveaway and it's like dude you didn't really win that award you just have no shame yeah are you dissing on my man phousi yes did you know he's like the Muhammad Ali of tuna and the two pocket and the Gandhi and the Malcolm X of the Internet he's basically according to his boots his way across YouTube like no one's ever booth before and if there was ever a pope had to [ __ ] in he's [ __ ] shat now if the Emmys are like some sort of like gross anus of like self padding on the back right the the any of that [ __ ] you're describing is like a prolapsed anus grow all fully see the whole thing oh well you just have to beg for it alright that's how it works you ever seen a sea cucumber it's like that yeah it's like those things you get the gift shops at the Smithsonian where like it's like a woman in it and you say this would make a really good fleshlight yeah I never thought that as a kid as I couldn't get boners yet that was as soon as as soon as I get boners I look back on those things like my dick in one of those but my first thought because I never had money as a kid my chance to get money like seven bucks night but my first thought was always like I would like to put my dick in this yeah god yeah I could luck this I could [ __ ] it I could [ __ ] I would think that about the the Triceratops Kyle and well about that's your how you swing that way where where would it go I'm sorry where'd it go into try sir life finds a way hole somewhere where you [ __ ] it well anyway about this dream he's apparently the only ones that are up to fan voting is like to so the comedy one is actually up to some [ __ ] dudes in a small room congratulations jerk off into each other's face but but you got nominated judges yes well congratulations you should take it right in there thank you I mean hey chances are you guys are gonna win no I think lies a woman cuz I wanna Liza Co she I think she's gonna know I think she deserves it I I don't know I can't say well I know every but I haven't seen her stuff I just like you guys so yes if you are ace you know it's you or no let me tell you if you were at [ __ ] squishy joined this myth Sony and I put my dick in you I know I know and you tell that's why we're here mmm he'll is gone will be you're a prison mate take it out inside out on the scale of time of Vonnegut falling downstairs at 92 years old we are a couple stairs down from you I think this is the most and Bonica has been referenced in especially his death he lived as he died yeah tumbling tumbling tumbling nice nice that's beautiful it really tumbled into those wonderfully worded tales yeah he sure did he cut his way through World War two uh-huh he tumbled his way through life yep and he tumbled his way right down those stairs day after life and then legend has it he's still tumbling to this day a poetic humble house five miles wow wow you really shoehorn that this is sponsored by audible.com actually not but I feel like I might have turned some sponsors off to my show just by making have like loop box or loot crate whatever the [ __ ] is going to work with them but it's like yeah it's a very specific box of [ __ ] yeah I mean that's not a bad thing I thought is this [ __ ] all the time look it's objectively a boxer yeah I get boxes of [ __ ] in the mail constantly though I'm getting a giant Enter key in the mail any day now Oh from yeah yeah where you mash it and it still plugs Lewis beep what are we talking about it's like a big pillow yes sounds like an enter button it's not a wedding gift yes I read it quoted or whatever the [ __ ] how it works on reddit where you type you slash comment ticket and one of the sub reddits that was like I need it yeah yeah yeah you're like it's a giant enter button that that is not a box of [ __ ] though it is that being said loot crate great people great great people hey hey great they want to sponsor me again yeah that would be though I'll take money let me say guys I miss loot crate any anytime like a call from Grace and grace and talk to me up grace tell me what's good who are you what are you doing where are you going with life speak to me tell me what's good I can't hear them oh there you are there you are so first just really quickly before my question going back a little bit Ethan I just wanted to say I found you in ela this summer right after a really hard event in my life and to really laugh again after that was one of the best things anyone could give me during that time so I wouldn't say that all those kinds of messages you should take with a grain of salt because trust me like it was it was so refreshing to laugh again that's one that's really nice thank you for saying that I think it's mostly just a self-defense mechanism of me being like I don't want to feel I'm afraid of getting it to my head and being like I'm a [ __ ] Saint right I really appreciate that thanks for saying that yeah yeah um and so my question and I'm sorry to get serious again all right so I really related with your story about your struggle with anxiety before you met Ella and I was wondering how you got to where you are today and how to cope with your anxiety now okay thanks for the question and the really nice comments appreciate it I think that like with depression anxiety there's always a road to recovery yes but it's often long and it is challenging you know and this in like the world we live in everybody's looking for quick fixes I'll take some that actually have a beer I was looking for a quick fix right yes yeah take a pill and you're like oh my god like my mom said how she took a pill on the light switch right like that's what we all dream of happening roses it's off it's a journey and for me like it started when I was I was smoked I I don't like smoking weed in high school and my friends were smoking weed and so I felt like oh I'm gonna smoke weed yeah hmm and for me for some people it's great some people it doesn't work I was one of the people I was really confident in high school and I smoked weed and I smoked weed and smoke weed and to the point where I felt so alienated for myself and so confused and so unhappy with the person I became that this anxiety started building up and one day it broke like a floodgate and I had like this full-on panic attack and it took me years to even understand what happened it's a real long journey you have to be willing to kind of face your demons you know take a little good look a good hard honest look at yourself and understand like why like what's the root of this right what the [ __ ] is actually going on and confront this and I think part of doing it's it's all it's almost impossible to do by yourself the you have all these thoughts and all these negative emotions circling in your head you have no perspective on it everything when I was in my most anxious every small thing that I had ever done in my past every little thing became a [ __ ] mountain of of like guilt and depression and it was just like I felt impossible to overcome but it's not until you can start communicating that and and working through that with an external source which in my case was ela someone who had trusted someone who I could talk to without judging me and who could had like a unconditional love for me that I was able to confront those and work through it externally because in your mind you can't really look at it logically and objectively because everything feels so real and intense and so it's like every time first of all I would tell her about it and just say like hey this is part of who I am and what I'm going through okay so that's part of it and then I'd have good days and bad days when I'm having bad days I would say hey I'm having a bad day this is why and I would talk about and I'll get it out and it's really just this whole thing of getting it out right and and thinking about it externally because you got it you have to get it out of your body I thought about it's like you have to let it evaporate in a way it's like a pool of [ __ ] negative sludge because it builds up yeah you got to let it evaporate you got to let it kind of float how do you and like gasoline right yeah yes it needs an outlet it can evaporate it needs Heat any sunshine ela was my sunshine but it's a metaphor but I think it's enough you need that extra energy you need something that's gonna stimulate it and and and stimulate that evaporation yeah yeah what's up was that quick in the process as catalyst right thank you that's it that's exactly now not everybody's lucky enough to have someone like eel in their life and if there are outs there are like even yes there's that person there are always there's always mediums to get like you know know like what if it's drawing you know or anything you know like any talent or popular just something there's always an outlet there is you need an outlet you know if you don't have some like Ella you get a therapist right you find someone I thought there's always there's a lot of great people out there with good kind hearts who want to see you get better if it's someone on the other end of a suicide hotline therapist it's their [ __ ] profession for Christ's sake yeah there's no shame and going and talking to a therapist because they do genuinely care about you the only thing is they got to make a living I do feel like it's that therapy in itself has become less and less of a stigma it's just awesome more people are just it's just become more socially accepted I think everyone should have a therapist even if you're a completely normal human being she stole if you can it out [ __ ] go to a therapist talk to them about I think matter what you've got problems everybody everywhere bust everyone's following are no exceptions normal is you can't look at the world and go everybody's perfect but on man but it's wrong and shy you tell yourself that would be a fallacy it would be a policy it's probably what a lot of people think - yeah that's right that's what gets people dug into these trenches of like self-pity and horrible feelings is like you're like everyone else is normal they got their [ __ ] together why don't ya there's no such thing as normal we're all in saying normals like this this idea we have in our head of what you're supposed to feel like or how I used to feel I feel like twelve should be a really dangerous place because everyone almost always wants to tweet about their accomplishments and their highs and their happy moments and when you see enough of that you get a case of like FOMO if you're missing out and you get a case of like man that guy's life is perfect what am I doing wrong nothing he's just leaving out all the bad [ __ ] you don't see that on Twitter yeah yeah they write it into their stuff creatively yeah like you look at a pretty much any goddamn TV show and you're watching the yeah the inadequacies and the failings of the person who's responsible for it playing before you but through other people's mouths all right I say these people are completely [ __ ] up right yeah right like American Horror Story with guy Ryan Murphy yeah that guy's got to be [ __ ] where the hell do you think that's coming from so I don't know I think you just gotta lie guys we said earlier if you're if it's so bad that you're like I'm gonna [ __ ] and kill myself well take that and let it feed your your desire to get help because if it's that bad you got nothing to lose nothing to lose go for it you know what it you can only go up right I mean it's rock bottom from there so go up and and and if you're that deep and dark like you said you have only better days ahead yeah by by continuing giving shots you know your potential for happiness and betterment becomes zero if you take that route so by not like the classic sinks is you know time heals all wounds and to an extent I do I do believe that yeah like especially if you're young yeah oh yeah when you're when you're like when you're in high school and even college I remember the the jokes I made in high school I remember the friends I had in high school I remember weird [ __ ] that I saw like and but when I think about it back towards then like I also remember the things that like stressed me out sure the things that I worried about they're nothing it's yes it's nothing yeah high school is a nothingness absolutely if if you fall into that you just got to remind yourself that college is next and that's when you really get to get [ __ ] know yourself no I mean besides the dick way like that's that's where I found like high school is my nice long awkward phase I was in marching band and you know I didn't get a lot of slizz in marching band true story can believe it but it was it wasn't until the hollows where I found myself and like college is where I realized what I wanted to do and that's where I made friends and I'm still friends with to this day that I'm inviting to the wedding you know because that's and that's not to say that that's gonna be the case for everyone know there are a lot of people are way closer to their highschool friends and their college friends or its d50 and for me it's it's all college but like there's all there's going to be a time where you really find yourself whether it's high school or college or before or beyond or even in your 30s or 40s there's no limit there's no limit you really seek out most famous comedian out there yeah dude never even had his break until his 40s that's pretty cool he was nobody pretty much until his [ __ ] forties but the whole time he was trying he never gave up right right you know that's inspiring [ __ ] I'm just saying and through what a divorce had a kid yeah am I right or am I just I'm assuming there was a divorce and a kid in there there's a divorce there's a kid yeah like I don't know yeah it's awesome it's never too late yeah I got another call for Pete's matter epochal ex nice hey apocalypse talk to me tell me what's good how are you apocalypse hey what's going on what's going on Jack and Eric yeah I got a crazy one for you guys so you were I think Ethan couple episodes ago he was talking about how he wants to believe an extraterrestrial entity it's going back to conspiracy stuff okay okay yeah yeah yeah this is for you Eric I want to talk to you about Project Blue Book you know the United States Blue Beam blue book blue book okay Air Force compiled 22,000 UFO reports from the end of war to to the late 50s and they they've since closed the operation but 700 reports still remain unidentified today so I want to know if that's enough evidence for you Ethan I think that's pretty astounding how you know the UH the US Air Force man they're they're all over UFOs and they did that once well I got a question for him man yeah go ahead hey where do you think these [ __ ] aliens are coming from dude you know when you think about it spaces you know almost quite literally endless so dude who knows no do you maybe well maybe it's the center of the earth you know there's the Antartica conspiracies what if you were to guess like just use your imagination what do you think that their home planet society looks like that they're out here investigating us what's their what's their purpose yeah what why what's under Janis said was that it's like Star Trek like right you know do you think it's a piece of junk oh it's a peaceful mission man yeah I think it's observance honestly we're kind of like a petri dish in a lab man we're just we're just uh an out here flown around on our little earth man they're they're like the UM what are you called like the the Master Hand or whatever you want to call it so your question for me essentially is well I you're asking me is this certain amount of sightings enough for me to believe well yeah no it's not enough because you're just one dude telling me that I would need to see it not true picking that up but like like even I'm what I what I my thing is like an official source like the US government US Air Force they're investigating into this they actually took their time and money to investigate into UFOs so how is it they does that not enough proof you know well I recall them doing that they did that in like the 80s or something when there was like a whole hysteria about UFOs yeah and I know their official conclusion was that there was nothing yet but you don't buy that no no not at all I'll have to look I'll have to have to look deeper have you ever had an experience with UFO I have actually tell us buddy hell yeah okay this was god this is probably five years ago just on a little farm road and I live on Bonilla so you know kind of out in the middle of nowhere I'm Road every goddamn yes help me find me my dad were just driving around we were going somewhere and we saw something fly over the car it looked like a balloon and we couldn't really get a good glimpse of it until it was flying off it was amazing speed I don't know what it was could have been a balloon but it man that thing took off into the clouds and I it just disappeared it was going faster than any I've ever seen but you know what about I believe you I totally believe no I'm just so scared that I'm a horse like this because I've never seen a video I've never it's never happened to me you think I want some [ __ ] proof you know like I trust you but you're but like as Carl Sagan famously said extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence oh yeah I know you're saying like I know you're kind of like under the seeing is believing but we need people like you to tell us what you've seen so that we can acquire the evidence necessary all right thanks Doug thanks for your question appreciate you yeah see you guys take care of dougie thanks dog bye man that guy sounds like he's got a big dick Oh clearly so we're they doing on that farm rug so wait a minute like is that proof I mean no I don't take anecdotes as proof I trust them I believe them what can I do I can't stretch my imaginary saying I love it's not that can't be proof like but it's not enough for me like oh yeah UFOs exist because this dude's using alien life waitis no 100% it's almost impossible that there aren't [ __ ] life-forms somewhere in the universe I guess you can't like use his Li like you can't disprove that theory just on his anecdote that's all I'm saying no yeah yeah no I can't okay at Carl Sagan said it best extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence this is an anecdote by one dude who I has no reason to lie on I believe he's experiences genuine well it's not I can't just say oh yeah I believe in UFOs oh yeah I mean I love the idea I love it of UFO I want it's so [ __ ] fast lighting just out here I think that we're probably on the same page as that guy was like you know some crazy [ __ ] out there oh who the [ __ ] knows like who you know the first person to see a b-52 bomber what the [ __ ] do you think they thought that looks pretty alien yeah but with the jagged yeah those things are crazy looking and I wouldn't put it past if there was an alien race out there that was actually observing us there every now and then they'd [ __ ] up get shown yeah especially on a farm Road I mean look aliens are in our galactic interstellar I don't receive many slip-ups look all we can really garner from that call is that dude's got a big one he's got a huge one got a gradual ations on that yeah so hey thanks for the call study and get some more calls in here god damn it this is fun well I'm gonna compliment every caller oh yeah that was my plan from the beginning oh she got a girl hey you got a deep one no this whole no you gotta go I don't know I was live so I'm gonna bail on anything I think is gonna go dark side tell ya yeah Tony town Hey look I want to talk about it the movie yeah I'll come I love haven't seen the [ __ ] it wasn't scary and that's the way of like you know you see these I like that a lot and I hate horror film so what did you what did you like about it it was a great movie super suspenseful not scary oh I like that and when they were like scary it was very self-aware it's ironic and it's it's a whimsical in a way what now there's a word I haven't heard associated with the movie yeah yeah what is it swims occult I hear I hear my boy fin was was the [ __ ] is Richie yeah I complimented him yeah yeah all the kids were great yo show us great [ __ ] fin like it's [ __ ] hilarious it's cool I can't wait for stranger things season two I and I think is he coming on yeah you've got to do it I want to get him in the whole damn cast I kid sure oh my god you could yeah you could pull off Wendy when's that supposed to come as don't know okay hopefully they'll tell me when they come on he he sent me a message on Twitter or something like that it was like hey I like your videos and I was like ah I sent him a thing where I was like I just watched stranger things I sent one back and he sent me a message that was like hello this is a representative for stranger things we don't want 27 year old alcoholics the promoter outdid me right kids these days god damn it just get off the damn internet you're way too mature seriously anyway so it yeah in the last scene of the movie it's not a spoiler if they're like hey if the clown ever comes back we'll be here and they touch they cut hands and they hold hands they make like about blood promise yeah in the book I read there's one girl who they all want to [ __ ] and there's a lot of sexual tension between them all in the movie as well as the book and in the book they these kids run trained on this little girl they take turns [ __ ] this little girl right so in the movie they all cut hands and hold hands but in the book they actually run train them in Stephen King's mind it was her right and I was like holy smokes that wasn't in the movie yeah so that was kind of shocking when I read that yeah he was on a lot of coke when he wrote that yes I was gonna say it though he liked the way he defended it I'd uh how he said and he said I found it in Turin fascinating dare you say fascinating that's a band board that people would be so hung up on on the sex scene and not as hung up well the multiple child yeah let me extras' that because I think it sounds a weak point oh it's a book about child murder oh yeah yeah it it's not surprising when a kid gets murdered by a killer Klown that's the whole premise of the book it is surprising when a bunch of 12 year olds run train on a girl this is that horrifying Gary endo I mean yes I've read a lot of studying and I think that that is right up his alley like keep but it was like a moment it was moment of that yeah yeah weird like they're up against a supernatural horror right from the toe - they're the two - whatever the hell it's called a different universe right these beings exist right and this thing [ __ ] like crash-landed in what's the name of the town Denny somewhere you know well anyway wild imagination that's Stephen King it's always the main inland and Stephen King is incredible the guy has written some of the but he's like the Shakespeare for our time if I'm being honest the dude who wrote it and a childhood orgy also wrote Shawshank Redemption that is okay that's quite a regice incredible yeah you can say sure if I want to call him Shakespeare yet you know I mean dude that guy has made his own [ __ ] language out of things no that guy has has permeated into our popular culture like no one else since Shakespeare he's really really he's got that in his repertoire that haven't been made in the movie the guy is here he's a fortunate force of nature yeah incidentally you know he also he likes I mean kids they had run train home each other they weren't trained so that's fine yeah he he must have like I don't know I I will defend that scene just off of the basis that it was uncomfortable and horrifying yeah in in the context of what was going on what has to be horrifying I guess I have you read the book I have it yeah I haven't read it recently I read it a long time ago okay so I'll defer to you on that because I haven't read it I just read about that but it's a way for them to get out of a situation which is not a defense in any way but the fact is looking device debate I don't think he wrote them into a corner and then said how am I gonna get them out of here Oh a [ __ ] yeah like I think he was like what is the worst thing that you can do to some kids well I'd love to hear him say that instead of defend it by saying well kids are getting murdered I mean we got a treat or was that like a response he gave on the phone I think it was that tweet there's a thing worse where David Lynch is in an interview and he says Eraserhead is is the most what is it the MA [ __ ] I don't know that the most personal I'm personal I'm making them the most personal story I've ever written and the interviewer is like can you elaborate and he's like now that's a good impression that is right the weather today Cloudy with a Chance of cigarette Cooper did you see the girl with the red hair Cooper what the hell every watch that man Cooper Cooper did you watch the new twin peaks' not the new one Game of Thrones really I was more excited not disappointed with that show not at all all right your idea Neji knew exactly that it was gonna do the second if you've ever watched a David Lynch movie yeah you know it ends like that and I'm not gonna spoil what the ending is no just but the second to like the second to last episode I was like oh my god that was super satisfied sure do we go for me second last episode was follow immediately by the last episode which was super like oh it was it was a 2 episode night yes it was and he went okay let me I'm gonna give you the the episode that solves everything right here's the one that [ __ ] you Cooper I'm gonna give you the episode that solves everything he's death in the show so he talks he's got them right amazing he's actually got more lines than like anyone else so yeah he's wanted to make carries a huge part of it I know he was in the yeah so he's like the lead investigator in the new one what yeah he's he's actually my favorite character in the new one he's he was amazing he was incredible yeah it's worth watching I said it's worth the watch no question I'm going to watch it inevitably my question to you guys is sure I saw the first two seasons when I was in college some 10 years ago 10 7 and 10 years ago on DVD is it worth do I have to would you recommend that I read one no no I necessarily watch the last commissary now you don't it's it's it's a you're good watch a youtube recap of last episode I was like watch a five minute recon I'm awful entertainment we go yeah I listen the whole new show was kind of like an impressionist painting of is someone smearing their [ __ ] on a canvas and you're like mm that's interesting should watch fire walk with me though because there's actually a lot of callbacks to that yes fire walk with me was a great movie on its own you think right yeah that's a crazy movie about like abuse and [ __ ] and it was only very very loosely tied you you don't see coop at all in the movie no but you see a David Bowie's character who's important in the show and yes and the new one agent agent Jeffries picture that well it's a voice puzzle that's together he's a voice at any rate I love I love the guy he's got great [ __ ] hair oh you smoke their whole lives in stole yeah keep it together humbled the hilt um take a tumble at 92 let's not lose him to his [ __ ] set of stairs oh I listen if I could they had those stairs I'd rather I'm tumbled to his oblivion than like dying in a hospital bed slowly of lung cancer yeah well I mean I feel like his stem cells are in the bank hey guys man here's something gross okay put the camera on me ready oh Jesus man suck on that the [ __ ] I don't know just trying to give some break guys you want to say you want to do something gross either just vomits on no come on are you sick [ __ ] come on he's sick [ __ ] [ __ ] your belly when you get out of my face you freak I flake that hard I don't want to see your [ __ ] yeah I don't actually do that I broke my hands for this podcast something to share so a child rape right back to the check can we please get back let me let me put let me show you guys something yeah I've been sitting on this video yeah you guys aren't psyched for Paul to take her to a hotel for the night by Bebo's sake rainy to a a hotel to stay with me based on his facial expressions this is definitely not going he's asking this girl's parents if he can take her to a hotel room go on dude yeah he flies down to Brazil buys himself a bride and then he'd go he got the balls to go to her parents house and say hey can I take your daughter to a hotel how about just don't tell him don't tell him that that's how your thing to say to your your your girl's parents just take it right yep but well hey some people dis aren't you know say about social cues this wouldn't work in Utah or actually Utah's a bad example this wouldn't work in asking hey can't take your daughter it has sex with her and an inert a motel or something that nature that isn't what is that really I'm not looking rushing anything like that right now with greenie dude but II have a client awesome I haven't told Craney about any of that hey can I take hikes morning love the clips why is he translating this one by the way the girl obviously knows how to translate what you're seeing wrong she doesn't speak English and he doesn't speak Portuguese or Spanish and Portuguese in Brazil oh wait don't communicate there's a bad matchup yeah money I want to keep her honor look at his face they're really jazzed these parents are so jazz take it murdered I'd murder him Jesus Christ that's that's our cringe that's your that's where I found it that sounds real yeah good lord that's is that how the kids in it got out of the sore can I take your daughter to hotel can I run trained on your dad does your daughter baby I want to take your daughter to hotel but keep her honor oh my water what a [ __ ] mess TLC uploaded that like oh they knew what they were doing yeah they knew exactly what this [ __ ] we don't care I'm a hundred percent yeah all right Dan bring in the news let's [ __ ] wrap this [ __ ] of the great bring your dog canoes well no we're not done but Dan's gonna come do the news I thought we were doing this until we pass out well keep drinking cuz this news can last a while alright what time is it it's oh my god we've been going for three and a half hours really no yeah holy [ __ ] it's time for another shot of honey watching anymore we could just do it well no there's there's so 11,000 people watching this nightmare air give me your glass damn burger goddamn news got some colors dad hold off don't come in color I love the colors isn't it oh I thought you meant like a shocked by the way this caller feature is like my favorite part of the show now I like it it's nice it's so cool yeah they're they're nice people that are calling in three all right Carissa hello um firstly before I asked a question it's my brother's birthday tomorrow and he's a big sanity Ethan what's beyond beyond happy birthday dear Stella Australis perchance uh yeah what time is it there cool uh I'm late for work but it's 9:30 but it's worth it Nathan I have a question for you okay um how are you going since ale is gone do you have anything planned this week now that you buy I'll be doing okay thanks for thinking of me it's rough I'm not gonna lie my life is a dumpster fire thank you so much something gone oh well okay meanie uh we've been married for four years but we've been together for like 10 plus years and we have lived together continuously for like seven years from the moment she moved in to end with me in Santa Cruz and since that time we have never been separated so it's pretty bizarre having her gone like it's only been two days I'm not gonna lie it's [ __ ] rough I am so dependent on her it's kind of scary and [ __ ] up do you mean me and Jack to come cook for you I need ice you do you got any of those Smithsonian sea slugs yeah Oh couple I can make one with my hand well I can work with that just put some saran wrap on the yeah come on how was this different it's why I can work with it now but how do you fill ours it's [ __ ] weird it's really weird you know it's it's probably a good thing that like we do it but it's it's kind of just pathetic once I'll dependent I am on her like I came to the studio today I forgot the cameras had to go back to the house always a whole hour I don't know it's like you when you're in so intimate and you're so tied up with someone in your life they really are like a limb and and I feel like I'm missing a limb it's very you know it's beautiful but also it makes you very vulnerable but that yeah that's the beauty of it I I can they take it's not quite the same but I can kind of relate when aaron has a long day at work you know she doesn't come to long day of work I know she's it so my thing out for those no my fiance has an office job I'm the you generate like you know sits at home does my own [ __ ] and my fiance aaron has an office job and like a nine-to-five but sometimes you know she goes long hours right and if she doesn't come home so like eight or nine like I don't know what to [ __ ] do with my stuff yeah occasionally she'll go on a business trip for a few nights I don't know how like all of a sudden it's 3:00 in the morning and I don't know where the [ __ ] time went right I didn't have dinner or whatever because that's that's my rock she's my rock we like we're so used to like a limb we're so used to doing stuff together it's [ __ ] weird when we're apart so I get I can [ __ ] relate to what you're going through you ever seen this movie stuck on you with Matt Damon I didn't finish I've seen trailers yeah so it's about these Siamese twins they're attached literally at the hip mm-hmm and it ends I'm gonna suppose give this a [ __ ] 30-year old movie but it's great watch it yeah they get it ends when they get separated and they have like this crazy separation anxiety and yeah it's like yeah I don't know what to do because she's like my thoughts my the way I communicate the way I think the way it's been my free time is so wrapped up and always having her with me yeah that it's really uh it's really well you're a family unit yes yeah absolutely and that's really cool though I mean like that's two weeks that's a good honestly that's what I hate to say it's a good problem to have you know because that's a beautiful thing no I'm very fortunate and but what you do is you do stuff that you couldn't do with her so like my whatever what that rebate if you're furious on Twitter yeah I was gonna say watch like cheers by the way Eric's Christmas this has been the best week thank you so much I forgot your name but thank you so much for the question appreciate you so much Karissa Karissa Karissa for six lanes at all oh wow shout out to that demographic that gets it right 90s kids only Ferguson was that was that the brother Ferg Ferguson Virg Virg whatever was the guy who put the ladder up in [ __ ] rapes are at 3:00 a.m. oh yeah sewer I think sort like a so it's a kid banging each other it joke oh yeah yeah anyway okay so Ted Cruz got caught choking off the incest porn and then [ __ ] shkreli that's it that's it that mister should rally putting a bounty on what Hillary's hair by the way lock of her hair or something yes Eddie a lot of people I've seen them complaining like oh why would someone get thrown in prison for making a joke well okay let's break this down yeah so score le was out basically on the goodwill of this judge right who said his bond at five million dollars because he's a [ __ ] convicted criminal I'm not judging the guy he was convicted in a court of law he's a convicted criminal that's the same in effect okay matter of law it's a matter of law I sit down nice nice and so the dude is tweeting out even in jest it's a little alarming to be like I will get five thousand dollars to anyone who can get me Hillary's hair and he entered that same one with by saying not kidding not right not joking not yeah and so I'm not a one way or the other I'm not going to leave that last part out you know not kidding so I'm not saying one way or the other you know I'm not passing judgment I'm only saying I understand where the judge was coming from because it only takes a couple of lunatics to be like I'm gonna grep I'm gonna get some of that of her hair and there's a lot of people who wish it on Hillary Clinton and again I'm not judging anybody I'm just stating facts so I I think it's within the realm of understanding that the judge would revoke his bond and say you know what I don't want you out on bond I want you in prison because you're unfit you're dangerous to society that's what she said I understand it I'm not passing judgment on what right now right right his apology [ __ ] buddy what was his apology I don't think well it's obviously an apology that his lawyer wrote that he just signed on the bottom lawyer sucks yeah well I think they did the best with what they had and that's not the best okay it's the best yeah he's kind of a dick certainly yeah I wish I could call in right now so we could ask them what terminating [ __ ] questions how serendipitous would that be Jesus Christ by the way yeah oh I know I I'm sorry I went Oh Barbara Walters on him by the way I didn't mean to do that it just kind of happened but long story short Merry Christmas Eric this is the best week you left a good week it's a really good week this is a great way to end that week too yeah I'm just hanging out with with some of my best friends we're eating pizza we're getting drunk there's a bunch of people watching who are gonna post on the subreddit after like hey you know what I think I hate Erick at least you have a loving subreddit man that's you know good for you good for you well Eric probably you both you guys man subreddits are great okay we have one on standby drew from ninja yeah Oh jeah fro nature talk to me baby hello Ethan how's it going hey how are you all right first of all I'm a huge fan been a fan since taking the boom oh it's a damn snake in the boot thanks sucks my question is if bringing it back to aliens here we go yeah if if all of history was erased except for 2017 and you guys had to preserve one thing from 2017 to give to the aliens what would it be Wow holy so oh my god it Wow we got a lot to chew on good luck thanks for the question man it's actually a question mark okay okay okay one thing 2017 you know what okay so now we got to go back Ted Cruz looking at porn yeah it's pretty great that you very great but that is just the most recent one we got to think about all of 27 like what happened I'm thinking of like well we have a sunbae meme but what what salt Bay aliens have to do with aliens by the way you made you made it weird Ethan you made it hey what was his name flourishing his name was Clarissa fro that's what his name what the [ __ ] that have to do aliens leave [ __ ] Rick how about how about other I'm tired of that about just season three of Rick and Morty and every time I burped that means it's a good [ __ ] shrieking more Derek so she dick I burped long before Rick and Morty was on double vision Jeff Rossen invented burping yeah he sure did just the whirling also invented House of Cosby's so what you referenced like [ __ ] love that oh yes you do when I was I met him yes yeah yes and his response to it was goddamn brilliant and his response he he got he made this whole show that was actually a good show right about a guy who bill cosby bones him too many times and it sort of follows the rules of multiplicity where each clone has their own quirk yeah and he got threatened by Bill Cosby's legal team this is before Bill Cosby we knew that he had rave right he said women they sent him a legal threat and their response was to make like a way dumbed down version of the show I think it was devoid of color even he was black and white and it was just like the stupidest version of the show that they had already made possible and like it looks like like fan art almost of what they were making and it turned into this [ __ ] night can I can I ask you can I this is going a little tangent but I died I've always been curious how did you guys meet how did you become friends oh yeah topic of conversation because they were no clue yeah it was really quite a funny thing um psychic pebbles Zak I know if you guys know him [ __ ] him so I was friends with him in fact I was working with him in New York on a project with jontron and psychic pebbles and it was right around the time we posted our finebros video apparently justin saw and he really liked it but he was friends with Zach at the time yeah and I was sitting next to Zach and Justin texted Zach was like hey do you know anything about h3h3 and he's like yeh sitting right next to me huh it's just really weird and so then I don't know you he gave me an error he gave Justin my phone number and we're like hey dude nice to meet you and that's so funny anyway there's I didn't talk to him for a long time and then I moved to LA yeah and we're like hey let's hang out and that was it cheese we just started hanging out no he's one of them normal dudes who also happens to be an absolute comedic [ __ ] that's normal dude that's so nice to hear because you want like down-to-earth comedic geniuses are hard to find well he also has like he's like slightly he's extremely autistic okay he has like autistic outbreaks are gonna be hang out there be like mommy put poop in my butt or some [ __ ] like that he makes me love him more I'm like Justin he has like these these very endearing autistic outbreaks um which I love him for he's a great guy that's awesome okay so so shadow come shout out the psychic penalties for like really and making it possible basically invented the phrase [ __ ] had come buckets I love that phrase so that was from him yeah I don't know that bevel is an interesting dude yeah yeah I miss that guy I haven't seen him in a while he's in LA he's doing great good for him I like his podcasts a lot it's just like yeah yeah yes oh well I wouldn't I mean I catch up on him he makes like one of freakin three months exact I'm pissed well he's a busy animator give him some [ __ ] space Jesus Christ step it up Zack Wow now were they friends let's go to his [ __ ] subreddit openness give me more help and I wasn't happy with the way that the blog sigh we derailed so hardcore I apologize yeah my favorite moment of 2017 was this podcast Wow way to remember I I didn't even remember the yeah what was our look what did if every other year was erased and we only end when he said [ __ ] what else happened in 2017 god damn it oh right not a great year then I took a bite vodka you missed although you got only the cheese on my pizza in the shot glass oh yeah oh thanks for reminding me that we still have shots today that's good I just finished mine mmm that's yours so here's one 2017 we would we would send alien what's like a decent YouTube video what made the sending right is that what the question what I mean history of the world I didn't catch that by that guy butter me like yeah we can do better I would definitely send Ted Cruz jacking off the end point there's got to be something better but I can't think of anything it's not depressing it's like we can't boil down 2017 to like a decent meal or a decent and yeah it'd be on Ted Cruz jacking off I don't know what's happened in the year until the end of the year exactly NN tells me what's happened in the air or YouTube we have every day bro no no you movie that's you you can really that's my stick but no yeah we can do better we know better I don't know what youtuber really like blew up this year that like I just not that I want to give him a [ __ ] youtuber I'm just trying to like go off like I want to legit answer this question I don't think I'm going to but I mean it's the Hennessy talking at this point beau this is this is the year of Donald Trump isn't it yeah it was one moment you could crystal exactly there's there been so many and oh my Lillian Apple is getting banned from Twitter it's not all bad we got this [ __ ] freak out of there all right yeah bring on the news let's wrap this oh my god I love it speaking of child orgies right I'm talking about the Joe Rogan no I just know that guy got [ __ ] as a kid way too many times and he's cool with it well it was the predator going after the priest right right learn to blow people from a young age Oh Milo I think men show Rogan no no Joe Rogan just grills elk meat about that okay news his whole Instagram is just helped me already yeah yeah here's what I cooked today when I was in elk I wonder what Joe Rogan ahead for lunch today I bet you can find out it's probably what oh yeah yeah okay we got send in the nudes do you want some Lynn Lynn pubes okay I snorted some in the bathroom it was a fantasy I saw yeah I took it back out is anyone else excited for Christmas as I am because Christmas is my favorite time of year since can I see this and I get real horny that's an order excited you know drilled in at the top give it a sniff I love your eagerness to submit you [ __ ] the first time you were really heavy you really get your nose it's actually not that bad I'll be honest I like I don't know it's so musty it smells like unwashed laundry for months it does but it's like it's it doesn't smell like Bo you know what I mean it's cozy picture you're really grossed out by that it's such a strong did you ever smell this damn yeah wow what a trooper thank you it's musk not a good one I can tell the cleaning products uses the problem what do you see you can tell me have for Brett he's his Irish Spring soap I remember that [ __ ] right hell yeah I definitely her spring soap he wears Hanes Oh give me the [ __ ] comfort soft hey I'm JJ I'm plugging this up all right I'm putting this away we're at 11,000 viewers right freezing right so that we can clone Skippy in a thousand years oh that's my boy gate you know it did get a prostitute man chickabee saw late night he's religious whatever yeah look at the church hey Frank yeah come on kids yeah God draw a line somewhere come on all right then all right uh let's go here we're gonna see yourselves hello there's this nice a 1-second lay here one second sis we there's one yeah it's like half a second off me likey all right hit me up big boys and this [ __ ] quick they're all right we gotta finish this Hennessey uh yeah definitely we actually finished the bumpy let's do this play it I love Newton in the news what do you notice that I was trying to [Music] Olympic Jake is the best luck for this [ __ ] long time what's the [ __ ] durian for Christ's sake ended all right what tell you got alright so welcome welcome everyone to the news so first up this one this one's for Ethan really oh my god sort of tangibly related to to his hero here we had a vote in the house representatives last week on Wednesday about self-driving cars okay and kind of surprisingly to me they're completely for it and we have now nationally legalized self-driving cars I guess it was on a state-by-state basis in some states that legalized it a lot of them hadn't I think California is one of the few that was down with it but on a very limited basis and yeah and Congress they have voted to cross the board lessen the regulations which is like a little scary so gay marriage gay marriage we did a slippery slope trucks yes start cars strike driving themselves and next you know people are [ __ ] animals and married next thing you know one little statistic in here though that I thought was interesting dance computer is black it's black that's what Ian said he might be [ __ ] with me though screen black screen yeah alright let's read rigor this nobody say anything just quiet silence it's gonna work dead air this is cold we re plugged it in we got it Ian talk to me tell me talk to me in yeah still no still no that's what he says this is all gonna be left in oh and I don't know what's going on we're gonna just describe what's on the [Music] [ __ ] you guys are the [ __ ] best alright we have to make this like a monthly occasion say the word word we'll just follow Beauty by [ __ ] news alright dude I think get on with it alright do we start from scratch I mean that was kind of blown from all right so so we all live in LA right yes yeah so it's been hot as [ __ ] the last couple weeks here and it's terrible so the mayor of Los Angeles is gonna do something about it he's gonna dab on the hate he's gonna dab all those Sun good for him NASA is official diagnosis it's a real thing Garcetti mayor Garcetti he is sort of like a evil scientist I guess he's whether manipulating LA's mayor wants to lowers the city's temperature apparently so they did this big study turns out there's like all these simple things that you can do to actually just across the board lower the ambient temperature of the city the biggest thing is asphalt so asphalt huh black asphalt absorbs a ton of energy yeah and that heat is just kind of locked in and it radiates off and when you multiply that across the Los Angeles area which is [ __ ] huge it actually has a net effect like it's raising the temperature by itself they own five to ten degrees basically so they're gonna repave the whole city with this new like special coating that will bounce all the light off and they asked me just that alone will lower the temperature in the city by three to five degrees [ __ ] yeah oh yeah um and then there's other things too so they can put maybe you guys have seen this before they they've figured out how to put grass on rules I love that right and so same thing that having grass up there instead black shingles is going to absorbs the heat a huge amount of heat planting more trees so he is actually set a goal that by what is it in the next 20 years he wants to lower the average temperature in the city of Los Angeles by 3 to 5 degrees so it's just that 100 100 we day will be a 95 degree day that's a noble effort yeah yeah a noble effort they ran out for asphalt heat when they do temperature readings on them yeah yeah it's actually pretty interesting so yet a traditional asphalt it absorbs 90% of the sun's radiation which is like you know 90% is a lot just to clarify I know further percentile yeah I don't have AC in my room so I definitely feel it but Eric it makes your video so much better I am a sweaty boy so this kind of demonstrates it this is a picture of some asphalt and in the background there the the darker asphalt that is the asphalt that we all know and love yeah and this is the new stuff that they want to put on right now you can see in the infrared ray what a difference that makes us this 138 degrees Fahrenheit versus 96 versus 96 yeah so yeah that's huge so they want to redo the entire city which you know it's a sprawling city I mean we have a couple of highways in LA a few yeah yeah you do yeah oh yeah that's all good hobby hey it's like a rush I'll [ __ ] bet it is weird yeah I'll bet like once we get to the age where we can't fry an egg on the asphalt we'll have one yeah that's dope that's I honestly though that is an ingenious solution yeah to a problem that is inevitable like let's let's face it it's pretty this is 20 year plan I need to be re-elected ten times that dude literally dead dab on Jake Paul so hard and his own guys got a good track right yeah you took it to the top there with that one all right so okay okay alright so next story moving on I got a couple a couple stories from Japan so for all you we we booze we have Italian thank you I'm more vote should be very excited guys in Wow [ __ ] hard that was that me white ghost actually don't know guys you whatever white ghost means and you're the [ __ ] weeaboo right now so you guys have you ever heard of CRISPR I think yes it's so this is pretty interesting stuff so CRISPR is this what is it it's derived from a bacteria a certain type of bacteria and basically scientists have figured out a way to utilize it to in a very targeted way edit DNA mmm and you know this is still in development they haven't really perfected or anything but they're getting closer and closer and the implications of that as you can imagine are pretty crazy alright so scientists in Japan have just recently successfully been able to on a consultive lee consistent basis they said 75 percent success rate for all you percentage buffs out there h we know there there are many a lot there a lot with seventy five percent accuracy are able to change this particular type of Morning Glory flower from white to purple huh and so they can just you had me at Morning Glory so what you're saying is in terms of Twin Peaks it is possible to have a coke it's a blue rose coke yes exactly right yes in choice and be able to use it in the show on a consistent basis and may 75% of the shops were like mutants you can modify the genetics of a little baby yep a little a little sapling will seed a human being is you know so just like dollar the cheap kind of [ __ ] or like they're all not dollar but I mean like they're trying okay so this is like baby steps Jing so a couple is pregnant and they you know have the DNA tested of the embryo when they find out it's gonna have water brown eyes yeah and they're like something a lot more not your brown eyes right right well that so that's where I need an unethical thing like you know oh I want my baby designer babies basically baby with all the options that's like the morally gray area but the foot side of that is you know you could have you know you could have a baby that has some sort of genetic disorder that you know is gonna cause a horrible life or horrible pain and go in there and literally splice out that little piece of DNA that's incorrect and she correct it now you have a whole life ahead of you of not having some kind of having a few you know giant cause you're now let's say I wanted a lobster hand baby yep CRISPR can make your dreams in the future and my youtube channel is going to be daddy Oh lobster daddy oh no claw daddy oh two o'clock I'm gonna throw them into a [ __ ] dresser quite reminds me of one punch man all my [ __ ] pimps out there what do you got there quick a quick update a breaking news bulletin Oh gaijin means foreigner apparently in a derogatory sense of the stupid Warner guys don't that gringo ass in all of my negligence was correct yes that's right which fed into the negligence in the first place beautiful what else we got all right so I also coming to you from Japan so recently out in in the old Japan here they had this outbreak of this disease that spread by ticks right and it's a what is it called has like a really crazy name here the the abbreviation is SFTs okay so as SFTs na is this kind of uh looks like a fever it's kind of like hay fever yeah something it has about a 30% death rate if you catch up that's pretty yeah by the way it's been four and a half hours there has been drinking the whole time go to the bar with these guys it's four and a half hours yeah wait thirty percent death rate that's terrifying well up to thirty it gives you low platelet count fever vomiting diarrhea six out of this country not a damn wall well yeah we're talking keep them out so lock that thing up so check it out in in the Miyazaki Prefecture I think it's Prefecture it's like they're States Baker I really underestimated that guy's feeling there Smith or something yeah I'm from Kevin Smith Alabama so the officials in Miyazaki held a news conference to you know warn everybody that this is a problem be on the lookout and they brought two tix to show to the audience one dead and one alive and so they only went through this whole press conference talking about you know this is this is a serious thing and you know this is a deadly disease and it can affect anybody and you know this is a big problem after they get done explaining to the room all of that they use a pair of tweezers and pick up the tick and drop it oh [ __ ] no and that thing was loaded with life oh yeah Ebola bats and everything did they clear my god well apparently everybody did freaked out but then every like all of the reporters everybody like jumped into action and they're like crawling around and like everybody has like you know I used to the floor like with because it's like a tickets like nightmares microscopic right tiny all right losing a contact lens yes way where yeah we the the consequences are yeah amplified yes reach much farther sorry so they failed and eventually cleared out the room and just mass disinfected it just blasted the entire building that somebody went home what's a tick in their ass and the country of Japan is [ __ ] and that's how a new animation attack on tick boom I'm seriously good I gotta end this are you done I'm done he's checked out yeah we're dumb baby a couple okay we can yeah no I mean even after the charity stream what do we know I'm [ __ ] yourself I'm sober as [ __ ] I can talk about isn't this what a podcast is yeah on the charity well let's check it out okay great question this is a quick thirty four two three four yeah we started like 232 I know guys you're bragging do not want me to smoke show my [ __ ] [ __ ] the talk about the fact that this is in a jar of like amphetamine pills is it I never looked at the actual stay awake during the meeting pills it's literally called sang stay awake during the meeting all right I stayed awake during the meeting five our podcast [ __ ] Wow USA you laugh alright guys as I said thank you to my Fupa troopers thank you to my dogs Eric and Jack hey I think that channels are in the description dan you did okay today I wanna give you a chance Sarah I love you all you guys are killing it Tuesday we don't have a show Tuesday we are [ __ ] basically me and Dan are we moved to new house or setting up the new studio we move to a new house me and heal Dan is incidentally helping me I am so trashed all right what'd you say would you say Dan is caring for you in a sort thank you came over yesterday helped me took with the garbage out don't worry guys we're gonna go over to Ethan's we're gonna cook them in nice little possible okay I'm sure our salmon have a perfect way to do crispy skin salmon I love that crispy skin just like I like my children crispy gangbanged gonna soar in Stuart and I like I guess that I like my kids anyway guys thanks for watching hope you had as much fun as we did we'll see you next Friday there's no podcast on Tuesday thank you to our guests we love you Super Trouper nation keep it strong keep it hot keep it spicy this your boy signing out cut it [Music]

Channel: H3 Podcast

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Length: 213min 21sec (12801 seconds)

Published: Sun Sep 17 2017

Reddit Comments

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If people would take the time to listen what he said none of this drama currently would have happened.

[u/edmsnfu]

Flicked my boys pinky to this for 245 min.

[u/mr_gigadibs]

Damn, the "Everything is problematic" types getting offended that Erik is talking to someone less ideologically pure. Take about 10 to 20% off the outrage, people.