Guys who can't handle rejection | PART 2 | r/niceguys

hey it's snake haven't talked to you in a while oh hi anyways I just wanted to know if you might want to watch a movie sometime well I haven't seen you in a while so let's just catch up first okay one I'm single now - you're single now three filadyne sorry I'm not looking to date right now really because your profile says otherwise you hang out with a lot of guys they're my friends friends said like a true thought if you just want to insult me can you just not message me I just wanted to be nice but fine whatever girls like you hate nice guys I guess no I like nice guys just not guys who make you feel bad for not wanting to date them whatever hole you'll never find a guy like me hopefully I don't Hey you're very attractive hey thanks how old are you check my bio oh sorry I thought you were older you for that oh okay what what all you young ones ruin Instagram they make people like me look bad okay I'll block you now so my wife won't see dude what the [ __ ] I'm rich I'm six feet seven I'm handsome I have a perfect body I'm intelligence I'm a highly accomplished artist I'm an animal lover I went to the right college I have the right job I have three poverty-stricken Ecuadorian children that I give money to every month I'm charismatic I'm a great conversationalist I'm the guy that every friend you have would be jealous of but you know I can't compete whatsoever with that huge gaping void that has been left in your life since college ended and for that I apologize oh yeah one more I'm a great writer goodbye konnichiwa are you friend hi yeah I am who is this I'm cousin she gave me your ass is there something you need no I just saw you tagged in posts and I thought that you were beautiful oh thanks I was just wondering if it's okay with you of course would you like to go out for coffee sometime hi sorry but I don't know you and if I'm not wrong mentioned that you've just graduated from university yeah I'm 23 is that a problem I'm sure you know I'm the same age as your cousin aka 16 it's just seven years it's not a big deal yes sorry I'm not comfortable with that whatever in [ __ ] I thought a ssin women were supposed to be easy I'm blocking you I'm sorry if my comment came off as rude but I treated you with nothing but respect and you brushed me off without even giving me a chance I saw your tag posts and you're constantly hanging out with our souls who would never treat you as well as I would please leave me alone it's nothing personal you're already legal I'm not comfortable about the fact that you've graduated and I'm still in high school it's because I'm a good man isn't it girls always go for the bad boys because they don't know what's good for them no since it's not getting into your thick skull one I'm a minor you're legal you're being a pedophile too you literally just insulted me with a racial slur please stop using different accounts to harass me I'm blocking you again hey what's up Hey sorry I don't have your number saved do you mind refreshing me on who you are what do you mean like who are you it's Justin from econ oh cool sorry I forgot about giving you my number if it's alright so you need help yeah can you explain some of the [ __ ] I missed when I was gone oh okay it's pretty basic stuff just like review what are you stuck on idk man everything can you send me a pic your face so I know it's you sure I don't really have any good ones and I don't understand why it's necessary it's not I just want to see your pretty face I wish I was pretty I'm al nabi you all type of gorgeous Thanks so what are you stuck on sorry it wasn't clear before could you teach me over coffee maybe sure I don't know when I'll be available next though damn I just want to touch you so bad sorry I'm not really into this kind of stuff not but you're hella sexy so do you wanna meet up thanks but I should tell you I have a GF sorry and I'm also gay so I'm really not into this stuff nah man Q you don't even give the right man a chance I was being nice I don't thing understand you just haven't been with good thing before I'll treat you right yes if you just give me a chance I'll be sure to treat you better than any girl I bet you're not even gay Law q [ __ ] I'm a nice guy but it sucks you can't see that alright I guess you're just meant because I get more [ __ ] than you you won't tell me why you don't have feelings the way I feel when I'm around him I don't know I think it's the weirdest thing you want me to force feelings that don't exist I'm so nice to you that's very true you are very nice and I told you that I just didn't feel anything past friendship when I was with you no one has any control of that whatever bottom line is I think you're intimidated by me he's probably fat or ugly so you feel safe because of your past you're still on this pedestal I feel this [ __ ] you seriously need to figure out why you feel a need to throw insults at me when I'm trying so hard to be nice and honest with you you have serious issues kill yourself Lowell True Colors last nine approaches made by me 2015 around May I said hello to a female on FB she didn't answer 2015 around June I sent a snap to a girl of me jimang she saw it and didn't answer 2016 message to girl for a while eventually she refused to answer me 2016 another girl messaged talked to me for a while until the skank got a boyfriend and I blocked her and was literally seconds from driving to her home and beating the [ __ ] out of her 2016 summer break or started smiling etc with me I asked for her snap turns out what she has a boyfriend 2016 another haul that eventually refuses to answer 2017 now was the time mature for me I was the one taking long to answer I sent her a message after two days and she was nagging on messaging me all the time to this day she hasn't answered 2017 girl that blocked me after I sent her flexing pics of me and was very Bragg --is-- such as sending her my SAT results etc which was 95% it's hardly a waste of time no point in kicking a dead horse you waste your time by talking to me for the past four weeks not sending things lul I would ask class if you actually say keep asking doesn't bother me I'm not giving in it's not about giving him damn you're so stubborn and affectionate unaffectionate yep it's kind of sad no harder I'm capable of affection I'm just selective with who I handed out not I highly doubt it tbh think what you will I'm very nice to you you've shown very little affection back look at you wasting your time you're nice to me because you think you're going to gain something from it ie me sending you photos it's not being nice for the sake of being a good person it started off that way but it didn't end that way it's hard to be nice to people who aren't nice back it's hard to be nice to someone who is harassing you for pictures 35 times a day hail you up yeah I want to see you sweets what are you doing later today nothing going on well I'm the owner so I don't work can I come see you now no okay that must be nice it took a lot of very hard work for five years straights to get it to where I'm at now what kind of business you in I thought we had talked about that I own a lawn and landscape tree company we might have low sorry long it's okay so it's 4:00 in the morning and I've never met you I'm sorry you can't come over right now it's 4:30 and I can give you my facebook and full name s s number my address blood type I can't do that mother's maiden name my bank account numbers and a great smile you're making me uneasy now look it's a joke so relaxed I don't know what the hell's happened to you in your past but not ever guys the same we don't want to kill you or tie you up and put you in a [ __ ] closet or whatever you think might happen some guys are actually honest and straightforward and trustworthy so like I said I'm sorry for whatever happened to you in your past but maybe you should relax a little just saying for future reference take care [Music] [Applause] [Music]

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Id: Oe2_8aKtqwI

Length: 10min 28sec (628 seconds)

Published: Tue Mar 19 2019