Best of r/nice girls [Part 1] 2019

for all the self-proclaimed nice girls for the women who complain guys are only interested in slots for women who complain that men are shallow for not dating overweight women while also demanding that their men have washboard abs for the women who hold others to the highest possible standard that have no standards for themselves welcome to our nice girls hey you probably didn't really notice me but I was in your physics class and I thought you were really cute and got your number from your friend alum hi who do you get my number from Justin I was wondering if you want to maybe go out for coffee or something else like that sometime this week I'm flattered but I don't think I'm interested LMAO WTF you don't even know who I am one I asked Justin and he told me who he gave me his number two so I do know who you are Amanda - I'm just not interested in going out I'm not trying to offend you I'm just uninterested now you weren't even worth my time Justin said you didn't have a girlfriend anymore and that you were single and I thought you liked half-decent it was more pity than anything now don't [ __ ] talk to me anymore well now you thought I'd be interested in you you're [ __ ] delusional messing up a chance with meal.now your loss anyways I'm Way out of your league go [ __ ] yourself stupid [ __ ] I love seeing someone's true colors and realizing how disgusting they are on the inside whatever don't [ __ ] message me anymore I'm done with you stupid prick Wow hey I had a nice time on our date but idk if I felt a spark sorry to let you down yeah no worries honestly I felt the same but I did have a nice time hope you enjoyed your coffee WTF hahahahaha pathetic pretending you don't care just cause you didn't get a chance with me Lou [ __ ] man-whore I hope your next GF gives you aids oh ok I see I dodged a bullet have a wonderful evening I've been dating this guy but he has a cat that he's had for a few years and personally I think he's way too attached to at an affectionate about it sometimes he'll get home and sees his cat and goes there's my girl and pet her when I'm like right there in the same room this just seems like way too much attention for a grown man to be lavishing on a cat of all things do you think I could suggest he get rid of it take a second breathe then think you're jealous of a cat and she thinks he's the one with a problem I sent this guy a friend request two nights ago who I know personally I checked his profile and my friend request wasn't there which means he denied me i sat there for a good 30 minutes wondering why why wouldn't he accept my friend request what possible reason does this entitled like jerk have not to accept my request I found out where he works I'm going there for dinner tomorrow I'm going to request he take my order and I'm going to ask him why nice Bo what kind of stuff dates would you be willing to drive out my way not for the first date halfway if a dude doesn't want to come to me for the first date he'll never come for a relationship if a woman won't meet me halfway for the first date she'll never meet me halfway in a relationship why don't any buff guys at the gym talk to me I think I'm a pretty cute girl but all the guys seem so focused on their workouts like seriously guys go to bed I'm in bed then go to sleep we will talk in the morning I gotta brush my teeth first night good night why are you being this way do you even [ __ ] care anymore I'm literally laying in bed [ __ ] crying over you do you understand this [ __ ] do you even give a damn you told me to go to bed and you said good night I'm so confused right now you're not supposed to actually go it's obvious that I'm mad and I'm upset so you're not supposed to go hey damn I'm not used to texting first haha hey how did that's fine I never know what to say anyways yeah it can be super awkward haha a tell me about it so what kind of stuff you enjoy doing fingering my [ __ ] here he want to see no ugly virgin have a hot how tall are you how big are your tits thank you for failing my test my boyfriend is conducting a study on toxic men and how they get really defensive when asked about their height and tend to try to offend women by asking about commonly known insecurities in women like wait are degrading them by asking about their chest size that's what you did thank you for being a part of the examples on what not to do I hope you become less toxic one day dot pause it's like one day the irony here is palpable females be like babe I broke my foot that's a nice Michael Kors bag tell that [ __ ] she can have you that's my mom's by being faithful in a relationship should be done without being asked hate when people are like when he's faithful like didn't you cheat on my boy Nick delete that please that's not cool today at Walmart this girl ahead of me in line card kept declining so the cashier offered to pay for it she told him I have a boyfriend and the cashier legit told her I'm tryna hurry home and watch some basketball RN not date your broke ass she had nine affairs during our relationship slash marriage our divorce is finalized and she sends me this Patrick can you please answer this honestly besides me being a manipulative liar and a [ __ ] what was wrong with me hey sorry I was busy I'm sorta just looking to hook up while I'm here gross guys who are over 30 who do that are losers enjoy the STD you should be embarrassed to call yourself a career professional maybe put that in your profile next time [ __ ] enjoy you're probably fat and ugly future wife or dying alone did you forget you we're on tinder Lowell are you dating oh yeah you rejected me and are going out with that ugly ho boys are so [ __ ] weird okay first of all you look like an ogre so I don't think you should call anyone me you poor poor boy low well I can't say the same everyone has their flaws and I'm sure my ex is talking [ __ ] on my name I know my ex-fiance is definitely talking [ __ ] on my name but I'll give him a pass cause what I did low what did you do my ex and I got into a big fight after I moved to Lakeland back in May for a bit so I was like [ __ ] you I'm gonna find someone better and we broke up so I went on tinder [ __ ] some dude and got engaged to this random dude to piss off my ex and then admit it after like a month I didn't have feelings for this kid and yell oh I see like I really got engaged to this kid met his family and everything and didn't even love him my pettiness will go to extreme measures at times I ain't even gonna lie you are being really rude to me right now how TF am I being rude you've been spamming me all day about how you feel about me when I've told you 17 times that I have a girlfriend already and I'll tell you as many times as I need to that she doesn't have to know it could be our little secret no [ __ ] girls like me just can't get a break I know I'm fat and ugly but why do guys always have to judge everything from the outside that's why you don't like me right because I'm fat and ugly look you're not fat you're not ugly I don't like you because I already have a girlfriend it has nothing to do with how you look I just love her Wow so you're just gonna pick the Spanish bimbo over me are you a [ __ ] and just lying about her I'm done with this conversation I'm blocking you by you really are a [ __ ] that explains so much whatever gay boy I didn't even like you that much hi you know writing that on my timeline makes you seem butthurt I'm trying to enjoy my special day so please if you're going to be negative [ __ ] off can you not take a joke I can but me and my family don't appreciate wishes of death Shane I met a festival right now I don't have time for you being a [ __ ] Oh you'll have a good time I'm celebrating my birthday right now I don't have time for you being an inconsiderate [ __ ] lmao I'm inconsiderate honestly in your life bro you're boring happy birthday though you just proved my point telling me to kill myself knowing full well that were still recovering from my father's death have fun being featured on our slash nice girls buh-bye I just want a guy I can fall in love with but never actually be official and let me do whatever I want find a [ __ ] wTF is that a guy that lets his wife [ __ ] other guys and gets off on it hell no I like my guys to be protective and jealous over me you obviously see how that conflicts from what you just said to texts earlier though I want my men to want me and be jealous over me but no I'm still doing whatever I want that makes no sense there's a young black guy sitting next to me on this flight his phone rang and it said baby doll I dare him to try to holla and say he's single how can someone be minding his views Eames you invade his privacy and assume he wants to talk to you then make up a scenario in your head and be offended in advance is everything all right with you dear [Music] [Music]

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Id: kZBHSHS-iGQ

Length: 10min 26sec (626 seconds)

Published: Mon May 13 2019