Guys who can't handle rejection | PART 1 | r/niceguys

hey call me if you need anything please I'm so sorry thank you anything at all even if you just want someone to talk to please just know all the BS that we have been through I will never love the way I loved you really not in the mood for this okay sorry for being in love with you glad you look at me as such a piece of [ __ ] when you were in my life don't worry I will never text you again or I am blocking your number my boyfriend just died do you get that bye maybe if I was in dead maybe you would care driving home I hope I die and you miss me as much hey what's up hi I'm here to see if you can let me join the Arsenal FC fan chat sure what's your name you're a girl Street in store hi I'm nice to meet you hi I'm can I join or not please buckle sure you can join if you want but where do you live I'm not comfortable with telling you that muscle is your worst we both support Arsenal you may as well tell me where you live okay that is a bit too much for me bye king [ __ ] hey babe I'm a nice guy unlike other guys I make you a sandwich do you want to go out with me remember if you reject me it counts as discrimination as I'm Dyslexic my little sister bought herself in opal ring with her birthday money and one of her ex co-workers couldn't help himself I'm not going to lie but when I first read the post I thought will men buy their women jewelry so she doesn't have to I refrained from saying it putting him on blast cause I never met your boyfriend but this post keeps coming up and so did the thought happy birthday I hope you had fun life goes downhill after 25 so enjoy it while it lasts hashtag men versus boys hashtag real talk hashtag no lie hashtag dude she doesn't need a man to buy her [ __ ] she's got a job she's independent if her boyfriend wanted to buy her a ring then that's fine but it's not his job to and if she wanted him to buy her a ring she can bring that up with him never said she needed a man to buy her anything I'm saying a man significant of a masculine type should have as a nice gesture unless it was a spur-of-the-moment buy then you can not expect men to be mind reader's being a gentleman must be a lost art now I'm scared to even put the toilet seat down for strong independent women in co-ed bathrooms we'll get something to eat though why what's the issue this is the thing with you fat [ __ ] Native pieces of [ __ ] glad the Canadian people specter ancestors over you don't deserve a damn place on this lands STD infested cavemen and women you're not the first obese native girl out there you won't be the last your people are in abomination to the earth so insecure nothing more than a damn slave you'll never be a white girl one white girl is worth a hundred of you fat [ __ ] I mean every damn word - you really should kill yourself I would if I was that fat and shapeless you might as well be a damn animal that's why your treat is our trash [ __ ] savages you really think you're all that you're nothing I just wish the white people finish the job shaking my head I fell asleep but yeah if that's your opinion have a good day you're playing with me and I would never kill myself over what someone has to say about me I'm not kidding I fell asleep but yeah thanks what are you up to I'm sorry I should have never said those things yeah whatever can we talk what's your phone number why you say mean things about me and my people ain't no coming back from that Hey hi do I know you yeah it's from work haha oh how did you get my cell number it's on your business card silly it's not anyway I was wondering if you wanted to network sometime Network I usually take my lunch break around like one if you want to do a work lunch or something that's cute let me take you to dinner I have a boyfriend come [ __ ] it is just dinner and I have a hot tub too for after I like you don't you like me I see it who do you want me to show this to first HR or my boyfriend rolling on the floor laughing I got you good you thought that was real all it's a joke ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha HR can figure out what it means by 4:00 you can't show anyone because then your boyfriend will see you tried to cheat oh it's so obvious you started all this I know that look sexy mama let me take you out I'm a great guy I bet yours doesn't even like you I'm telling HR you go blow a knife [ __ ] your loss Wow oMG I'm so sorry my friend stole my phone I can't believe they would text you ok hello answer your phone brat ha ha you should totally call in sick and come hang out with me instead is that a yes or a No Lowell I can't that sucks QT maybe another time I'm just going to say this now to get it out of the way I just got out of a relationship and I'm not interested in jumping back into one right now but I'm more than happy to be friends and I don't mind giving you rides to work that changes things whatever how so I don't think I can be friends with a girl that shuts me down for that [ __ ] excuse I haven't done anything to deserve being shut down so fast but as usual I'm not even given a chance guess I need to accept that nice respectful guys finish last and that will never change [Music] what do you mean by you don't want to talk to me no more you said you can't be friends with me for shutting you down what else am I supposed to say how about I'm sorry sorry for leading me on how was I leading you on giving you rides to work Lowell I was honest and upfront with you and that's not something I will apologize for you gave me your number idk about you but I don't give my number to people I'm not interested in Lowell I gave you my number so you could let me know when you needed a ride to work that's it forget giving me rides to work just delete my number and don't talk to me more please we are done here okie dokie get over yourself and word of advice next time don't try to be flirty if you don't intend on people catching feelings for you idk why I'm even trippin you're kinda a [ __ ] and cocky when you have no reason to be like I said get over yourself soon cause no decent guy will want you if that's how you treat them so good luck with that limb feyo hi there thank you for accepting my friend request I sent you you look really gorgeous and pretty so may I get to know you a little bit better please may I get to know you I'm asking you really nicely please may I please get to know you you accepted my friend request and I'm asking you nicely please may I get to know you I'm asking you nicely why won't you talk I asked you nicely if I could get to know you geez I'm at work but you didn't reply to any of my messages this is [ __ ] I did nothing wrong to you all I wanted was to get to know you because I only saw them now but you won't ignore a black guy but I get ignored instead because I'm white excuse me nothing is funny you racist are you for real Q you have to be a troll no one can be this crazy thanks for making me laugh Q youth [ __ ] aren't you just the epitome of eloquence of youth engage youth hey gave me your SC told me you could help me get a girlfriend yeah man she's told me about you I can totally help you find one I'm a great wingman okay so who's that gonna be she told me you would provide me with one well I mean I can help you find one the girls I know aren't looking for relationships more for one-night stand kind of deals well she said he would give me one I don't own girls lol but tell me do you have a girl on your mind you're thinking of I can probably help you get her yeah actually can you help me with her haha I would dude not sure if she told you but she's actually my gf lol are you kidding me she told me she wasn't wanting a relationship this just proves my point elimin gyal for Chad's you just to swim in witches why you know so many [ __ ] that's the first time I've seen someone actually refer to me as Chad man I actually treat her very well and as for the other girls I know I actually value having female friends but good luck man maybe try tinder I can already tell with your personality I can't help you right now go kill self she only likes you cause of your tattoos otherwise she'd be mine okay dude I'm sure you're right it's just the tattoos maybe you should get some then you're in for a world of hurt when I meet you well it's been fun but is coming over in a bit so I'm gonna get my bed ready q don't you dare touch my future wife dude what the actual [ __ ] is your problem [Music] [Applause] [Music] you

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Id: V9r6r-0n9IU

Length: 10min 50sec (650 seconds)

Published: Fri Mar 15 2019