*sexy mykie noises* D:Get closer D:Get uncomfortably close to the camera. M: I'm comfortable *laughs* M:I dunno about them. D:How would you flirt with someone from that distance? M:Like dis M:Now it's weird M: it wasn't weird before when it was my giant eyeball M:But now it's weird *snazzy music and intro screen* M:Hey guys! Today's get ready with me M:Is with you already know cos the name is in the title is DAVE from boyinaband! M:Well, he's not from boyinaband, he IS boyinaband! He's not in a band, M:but he is boy. He's staying with me here in Los Angeles for a bit of time. So we're gonna *mykie whacks someding* M:Make some videos together. D:Unless we die like right after this M:Yeah in which case you will watch this video M:with sadness in your heart M:Let's get ready! M:Are you gonna get ready? D:Yeah, i'm gonna get ready as well! M:Well first thing I wanna do is put eyebrows on my face M:Do you know how I lost my eyebrows? D:How did you lose your eyebrows this time? M:You don't know? What do you mean this time? D:I mean, how did you lose your eyebrows? M:There's only one story. M:I put them up for adoption *duh* D:Okay, I'm done D:What do you think? M:You didn't blend right there D:oh M:You can't tell cuz your glasses are on. It's under your glasses. D:Is it? okay. M:t tell in person. We are in person M:Haha! D:Do you make fun like if you see people who have messed up their makeup? Do you like subtly make fun of M:NOoO! It happens to everybody. D:Okay, so just to people that you know? M:Yeah. D:What are the worst aspects of your personality? M:What? M:This is the question you come out of the gate with? D:I thought that would be an interesting one after that. M:Let's see, I'm stubborn D:That can be good though, I doubt your channel would have taken off as well, if you wouldn't- M:No, honestly it probably wouldn't've. Thanks German heritage D:That's racist! M:No! D:Are we gonna have like the makeup tutorial background music in this and everything M:I mean my makeup tutorial music. It's like, (MYKIE DOES EPIC BEATBOXING) M:It's not like (mykie sings a little tune) D:Oh HELL YEAH. M:Yeah, so it's gonna be EDM up in here. M:I should do my whole video this way D:That really looks like there is a creature on your head like like shake your head a bit again *Dave cringes* D:Its the same kind of feeling- Stop! M: Oh fun fact this camera overheats every 10 minutes of filming D:Oh, really? M: Yeah, we're gonna have a ball filming this. D:My one is like 20-25(minutes), I think M:Yep, we only get ten here on glam and gore. What is your worst personality trait? D:Oh, um, I'm incredibly inconsistent, and it's frustrating, and it happened like it kind of messes with lots of different aspects of my life. M:Well aren't you better at it now cause you have like the schedule that you want or something? D:Yeah, I'm better but that's the extreme thing that I have to do to kind of fix the aspects of my personality like you release Pretty consistently on this channel, right? M:Uuuuh It's been slacking since I moved things have been crazy since I moved, but normally it's once a week. D:I doubt anyone's gonna complain about that that seems reasonable D:Do they? D:Do you complain about that? How entitled are you? Jesus christ! M:it's Iike two people out of two million. It's- mostly everyone's really nice about it. D:*laughs* M:But there's always someone that's like, "BLAAHH!" "Give me more free content!" D:yeah M:I feel really bad though. I got surgery and I did not miss a single upload recovering from surgery in the middle of my face and yet I move And I can't handle moving without messing up my upload schedule *single tear* M: I didn't prepare for the move to be as bad as it was, and did prepare for my face to look like a train hit me So I guess that's the difference and I did I'm gonna actually insert one picture here You've never seen that before. Isn't it hilarious? I was having a lot of fun I was on a lot of drugs too, to be fair. D:Which drugs? Heroin? M:no. I think I was on Vicodin D: Oh Okay, like Eminem? M:Candy? I mean I think candy could be addictive, but I wasn't on M&Ms. D: Oh god *rolls eyes* M:So you're inconsistent? D:Yeah, I'm trying to think of other ways that it affects me. It's so freakin hard to To do the same kind of thing over and over again for me. I like if I was... M: I know those feelings. D: I worked at McDonald's for a while. It was horrible. M:What was your first job ever? D: first job ever was a paper round. M:What's that? D:Sorry a paper route. M:Oh, okay, a M: *mock english accent* A paper route, D: Paper round. M: *mock english accent* A paper round, D: A paper round M:Okay. Sounds like pay per view But instead you're paying for like- D:Yeah, I was just fighting at age 13- M: you're paying for like you know the thing on the playground. Oh M: You pay per circular... D: that's a really inefficient economic model- M: ...paper round M: How was that job?, D: It was cold a lot of the time all right I Did it because I wanted Pokemon cards that was pretty much it? games and Pokemon cards. M: Those *bleep* whoops I can't say that on this channel D: Those fluffin´ M: fun fact. I have a potty mouth. It's been really hard to control over the past three years M: Sorry Mom D: Does your mom watch your videos? M: Oh yeah D: all of them? M:OH YEAH D: that's adorable M: She's my biggest fan. D: Does she comment? M: No She lurks. I see you lurking, Ma! D: If she did you'll have to pin it. M: Pin her comment? Comment yeah, yeah, sure. Mom, comment on this, make a YouTube channel and comment and I'll pin you She's the cutest she's the cutest woman on the planet Just like me Where were we? Paper route? D: Yeah, I had a paper round then I was a waiter after like three years
M: Me too! That was my second job How did you enjoy waiting? (HECK)ing Hated it... I'm not cut out to be an- a server. I need to do the politically correct term M: I'm not cut out to be a server.
D: Is that a politically incorrect... What's wrong with waiter? M: I think people think that the word waitress is derogatory sometimes D: why?!
M: I don't know why because technically it's just like the feminine version of waiter I thought was just cuz you literally wait a lot D: Like that's what happened in, when I was a waiter
M: I didn't wait a lot when I was a waitress I was stuck at like I was a waiter at this convention Center kind of thing so it just be stood at the side of the room all these rich business people just ate a bunch of stuff and then I Just periodically go in and give them some more pate. M: My first job was hollister Do you know what hollister is?
D: is that like a posh shop? M: Posh what does posh mean?
D: what does posh mean?!
M: I don't know! D: Posh. As in like...
M: Like Posh Spice? Rich and Well-to-do, and...
M: We're already at nine minutes again?!
D: *scoffs* M: Ahhh D: We need to shut up I keep turning off the camera. So it doesn't overheat on us and I showed him this And I was like I'm gonna put copper around my eyeballs isn't it so pretty?
D: you definitely didn't pronounce the second syllable that strongly M: He heard... *beep* That's gonna be censored but you know what I said, and we're not putting that on my eyebrows today D: That's how you get the views.
M: We were talking about Hollister Yeah.
M: it's not a posh store
D: So what's Hollister then? So hollister is an area not far from here in California, but the store Hollister Co, it's just a retail store with like really Badly made clothes that are priced too high for probably what they really are
D: Okay And size zero in that store is like a size negative five in most other stores and it's really dark I got that comment a lot because I was always at the front greeting people, I was the greeter like "Helloo" D: I could imagine you as a greeter
M: a lot of people asked if I was a mannequin They thought I was a mannequinn because I probably looked like I hated life and was just like *Dave laughs" D: But that so M: Welcome to Hollister!
We couldn't say welcome to Hollister, we had to say something cool like hey. How's it going? D: *laughs*
M: I'm not kidding! D: Very cool.
M: You're not allowed to wear black because they don't sell anything that's black So if it was black obviously didn't come from there.
D: Okay...
M: Had to wear flip flops There's some kind of like Like converse some kind of trendy sneaker
D: Did they just say "you can't say welcome to hollister. You gotta say something cool"? No, they just said these are like your opening lines. Hey, how's it going?
D: They had Hey how's it going? Yes.
D: like that was classified by the corporate elite as something cool enough to say to them?
M: It was casual D: *mock* Hey, how's it going?
M: The whole idea was you were supposed to feel like you were cool in California D: Yeah
M: they had images on the wall of a live feed of one of the California beaches D: That's so cool.. M: like the surf D: ...that's so cool. It makes me want to say you have how's it going? Yeah? Well, I mean props to anyone doing retail, but you deal with the crankiest customers in retail. D: Mm-Hmm M: ... the crankiest costumers and you'll fold a whole pile of clothes immaculately and then immediately immediately someone walks over, and they're just like Dave doesn't like dogs. So tell me how you don't like that. D: It's not that I don't look Okay, I kind of don't like dogs some darling I'm sorry. I know you've got like a huh M: Look at that thing How do you how do you how do you love that?D: It's like? This like I'm more a cat guy like make they chill M: She's chilin' yeah, now yeah, now will you walk in the door and it's all over the place in the M: Cuz' she missed you D: So she won't shut up M: cuz she missed you how awful of a thing to be missed and loved all the time? i feel I feel so much more kind of M :Connected to this awful furry. sorry not like no cats are okay I just I'm just trying to make you mad no. I can't D: I like making fun of cats M: That's like what that's what the internet's for D: people like get really annoyed whenever in a video. I make fun of a cap like Whatever you do. You make fun of anything on the internet. Yeah, this is let's be real It's not a cat thing it's an internet thing oh I do I have a lesser story okay? Hey, I worked at a hollister that has such an issue with shoplifting That there were these little soft sensors in the clothes of hollister that you would just cut off kind of thing and they were a little skiing whole things in little rectangles and one day we found a bunch of the Sensors stacked like Lincoln logs in the back Room of the girls side of Hollister which implies that someone stole that many garments Jesus? Whether your job to be under unit security you know? No, there was a bag for that and used to chase people out of the story pretty fun if you and are separated Yes I know, but this should be a whole story time in itself like the time. I shop like yeah like baby, yeah Didn't technically know I'm going to tell the story because people wouldn't piss because it is really quick, baby I didn't mean to shoplift, but I accidentally shoplifted once Ok what did you get once my head? I got earrings from Claire's ok one nice accessory Yeah, I didn't know that was outside England. I don't know that was in it. So when I was like basically aged 11 to Wednesday 14 I Had an issue with hair gel it was really cool in the early 2000s to wear a shit ton of hair gel in your hair and to scrunch your hair so I would scrunch my ponytail all the time and it was so stiff and One day, I was walking around Clair's of a friend with my cool scrunchie ponytail the didn't move and Then someone stopped me in the mall a couple minutes after I left class and was like you have earring stuff in your hair my hair trap lifted a pair of earrings from Yeah, and I felt so weird about it it so embarrassed Then I felt like I couldn't go back into Claire's and be like. Here's this a piece of merchandise I didn't pay for my hair stolen. I think I've never believed me, so I kept them because I felt like it would They would think that I walked back in with like shoplifters remorse or something No, they weren't that cute unfortunately my hair does not have oh have you ever shoplifted and I? Mean like just the heroin, but I don't think that really counts you can't be On this channel, it's the most intense Offensive thing that you would allow me to say on this channel I mean you can try to say anything you want and we'll see how much I bleep you. Okay again, okay? um Okay, okay Um okay, so that wasn't sit in there who? People don't get the jokes. I mean I get it's a joke, but alright Can you hold my mirror for me? No Is that is that allowed? I might have to be mean like that. Yeah, whatever now hold you man, okay? Hold it right right there. Thank you. I'm gonna have to say doctor who wasn't very good Yeah, and there's a nutshell. I wouldn't be offended now if you change that to breaking bad you're gonna have to actually leave Honeymoon with my partner walter why it wasn't a very believable character damn its internal temp I have it too cool, huh? I kicked out Dave for saying that walter wait wasn't that believable These lights are so cool. I love this style So you had a story I? Did you did you were having this telling a story this video is gonna be all over the place because we keep okay, okay? What other jobs did we happen for me after? Working as a waiter. I worked as a data entry clerk a tech person That was perhaps the most mind-numbing of the jobs. I've had to sitting down for three hours at a time Just typing what I saw in front of me on these like air waybill type things whenever you ship something into a computer, I never found out what for Myself drill essentially robot yeah, and now that can be done by Ai yeah Shit my job has now been replaced. Just like ripley replaced you as your job. Oh my yeah. He's a robot She's totally a robot. I found that. I'm saying she is opposed to it. Yes. Thank you He's been calling Ripley it the last few days Do not appreciate They think most of your audience would be upset by that I think most of my audience thinks that she's a boy anyway, so everybody nod. Let's stop and it's like. Oh, what's his name The sexes need a female Do you know personal space like I heard you talking about me? Yeah, and I don't appreciate you did rip for your voice On her Instagram, she's got an instagram. It's glam underscore and underscore growl. That's adorable That's more than me She's got a voice on her instagram. What's the voice on Instagram, sassy eh let me hear it. It's not like a voice I just mean like she's got a she's got like a tone Oh, I'm in like you know in my cat for instance this piece is me I just had this idea that by cat with this kind of weird Luna lovegood type creature I Think I feel like it'd be like an annoying high-pitched thing hey guys. No. I know what you do with guys She's pissed you don't like the voice so yeah voice voice tests Hey That sure hmm. That's what I like. She's being so affectionate that's good. She's a wonderful human dog Just so speciesist. I think of her as like a little human That's the weird she talks like not like a human but like she's got a very developed personality for a dog You know like how she's licking her crotch as you said that she's got a very deep She's nibbling on her shoot her foot. Hey, if you got it. She feet. What's the best way to get her and then scratch them? Australian English and American have different ways of browsing that same word Then when I try not to hide behind it but no promises sorry. I'll tell you if you go down too far. Thanks, so the You can leave it. That's what she said in their unbelief it mom. I'm sorry It's from the office. It's not even it's not even that bad It's on Netflix mom. You should watch it. I know you're always looking for Netflix ruminations. The office is amazing I've not seen the look that we got oh, we gotta start watching it tonight This is like why it hopes in a Collab would involve Holding a minute. Well we weren't at different filming set up I would just sit in there now, but we're literally only from the Dark age right now so You work with what you guys? You have such good faces. I wonder how many wrinkles. I'll have because of all my fantastic faces Not impressed by the face are you shaming wrinkles right? Now? Do you think I look better with or without glasses? Without I'm going without you really have them without though. I really haven't what can I help you? Yes, she's pulling me back It's like those little canes that come out of nowhere in the car. Who you up see yea Yea, I look great. Thank you It's so weird how it changes? Beautiful say something is it say something yeah? Yeah? Something I rarely take off my glasses cuz I needed to see I'm boy new contacts I'm so bad at putting things around my eyes So like I can't do your makeup you it's Gonna be a challenge nothing's happening It's crazy how much how different it makes you look like I feel like what are you trying to say? Both advertising no, what do you think about people you say all that stuff like though? There's a meme about this that accurately describes it I'm gonna Miss quota right now, and I'm sorry, but it's something to the effect of yeah, no shit I don't have gold I like eyelids wearing clothes How's it different to wearing clothes I? Suppose like there's a lot of social pressure to wear clothes in the piece. Oh you have well. I think legally yeah I don't know. I just I think a lot of People not even guys just people who don't wear makeup Tend to think that The people who wear makeup only do it for other people? And I think they'd be surprised, how many people just genuinely enjoy doing makeup like they like the process of doing makeup when I was in high school my Favorite part of going to prom or any dances wasn't the dams it was getting ready for the day But a lot of people think that you can't possibly like it that much that it's all just to Make yourself attractive to other people yeah, but considering We know quote-unquote that most men prefer women who wear less makeup. Then why would we keep doing some love it. Is that true statistically? Apparently, huh? Well a lot of I think the studies that they they perceive the absence of makeup is more attractive But when they actually get pictures between someone with no makeup on and the nobody I don't look they prefer that look Thinking that it's no makeup. Yeah, I think I'm one of those people that really likes like the heavy makeup look cool I just I like things that are really over the top in general there I think nice and one over you would just want over every Sunday wash Heavy ass makeup but you know Oh my God. Oh my God could you some point for like a halloween thing do a butt look? My hands been my new favorite words, so yeah It's really appropriate right now in my life. Just don't making of it just don't make it to detail because that'd be gross, but like like turning your face into a bottle but I Wouldn't watch it like I wouldn't watch it, but lamar you did it Okay, why do I do things with the watch that's literally the whole point How do you feel about me gluing hair on my eyeball? That's terrifying innit like I'd be so scared. I just put it straight am I It's kind of hard to do that. You have to like you're sitting in on top of your eyelash Oh, yeah, there's already a force field. I don't have very good motor control. I guess I Got bleach in my eye before my hair. Yeah, that was pretty bad. I can't you see Yeah, an alcohol on my head before and I honestly thought that when I finally could get my eye open I wasn't gonna be able to see out of it anyway It's a quicker if you get into the bloodstream that isn't it I've heard that people actually try to get drunk that way I don't know how although it stings so bad. I would not this is not how I got alcohol in my eyes. It's just hannah Everything in college, and it all went wrong. She does really like to get drunk thing oh yeah, all the time party and I thought it was really interesting when I met you that you considered yourself an Extrovert because that's so rare in the side of Youtube that I'm from most Youtubers are introverts Yeah, like I hang out with a lot of gaming channels and musicians who are Like you who sit in front of computers for hours learning how to do whatever they're doing and then alright? You're like. I told you like I've always been Kind of Obnoxious and hyper and like look at me some of it figured I've been a bit like that But I also consider myself introverted because if we had combo like I think parts of me are introverted I I feel like everyone's kind of Yeah, but like I'd say you are definitely towards the extroverted side in terms of sometimes I mean sometimes I go to parties though, and I don't want to talk to anybody I'm just me and I'm like the wallflower it depends It totally depends, and you don't have that many super close like you got a few close friends But like you want one of those extra boats that has a ton of friends kind of thing well No, I like my my smaller circle of people that I see over and over Well, that's because I like forming bonds, and then making them stronger rather than having like a ton of bonds that I can't My eyeballs are done How do you how do you feel about them what that's the yeah? Then I how you to fit over in us you've got like five times more hair than me. Maybe more honestly it's a Problem I love the office. That's all it really is if we're gonna snap Corpse back. He just snapped me. We're on day 190 of a snap streak although, there's some truck hit. I didn't know that. I like never used snapchat. Yeah So he snapped me, so we're gonna snap them back and put him in this video Oops, smile you're on camera. God damn it. We got to do this more coordinated next Our video your phone case is gross. Thank you I broke all the teeth off of it like day two by accident just by handling it, but so now it just kind of looks Yeah, it's pretty Dope I Asked the guy who made it for me to um go off of a picture of me in the morning without makeup Love yourself thing makes me this think of all All the reasons you just can't love yourself. That's like. It makes me think of all the Those memes that I like believe in your dreams kind of crap like and they'll have a picture Yeah, the inspirational quote pieces of crap alright. Do you like inspirational click? That's cool you look kind of like a 50s pinup model type thing from this angle if I kind of Well, don't you just look like a back of the head there we go That's really weird you of the most chameleon face Everyone can just got a bleach off your eyelashes and eyebrows and boom chameleon okay legs on that technique Hey Thank you. I'm so experienced. Yes. You look like one of those cafeteria ladies When you like them man come on baby, all right done. So what neck? No, no there we go I'm a beautiful princess. I'm not convinced Erican I mean think about your think about your actual hair this isn't that crazy Yeah, true before after before after Gotta do the Beauty here poses and stuff But I feel like when no one does it is done. They Guide me so you want to like brush your hair back Okay but being really sound like you don't want to smile too much because you don't want to act like you enjoy life give me the Right thing here. Yeah That was really good that was fun They have like a common. Go out trip so that that means like Edm music right yeah I'm Gonna be like this is the end of the video and you should subscribe To my channel if you haven't already and you should subscribe to Dave's channel if you haven't already. Thank you And I'm surprised like generally the thing is like you you're like and don't subscribe to this ass Like and stuff, I thought we were doing like typical behavior. If it were me. I would tell you don't any Contents awful, but I will be on his channel probably a lot in the next month. You should subscribe just to see those videos then Yeah, you're probably have enjoyed the content epiphany nothing like a like I hope you will know it's nothing like what I do now, but I'd like to do more things Okay, let's do the typical beauty guru I'm sure now let's do my outro, okay? What's your I'm sure you're just weird And then I'm gonna cut us the exact right moment to cut with a big slam of music okay, so what what weird? thing can we do That's the beauty of it. I can't tell you it's got to come from within
