CORPSE HUSBAND being a NATIONAL TREASURE for 8 min and 37 seconds

[Music] i am a [Music] [Applause] i have a friend with me today i am here he's shy bless him my friend corpse here is coming along for the ride so we're going to test our morality on uh mit's official moral machine i'm going to get exposed exposed in what way my morals male cats have nipples now this is not what we're looking for i kind of want to know that two homeless people one man one man one male executive one woman stroked my beard with my thumb i've never ever stroked a beard before not destroying my non-existence recently shaved me choke me like you hate me but you love me loki when you [ __ ] me the other option is kill the woman because 13 years at the end of the life is like a burden to society that's true she's useless the car oh my gosh you put the knife away what is wrong with you thanks to corpse husband for joining just give them a wave corpse wait backwards wave this yeah yeah uh aoc i didn't what i didn't call it uh how's your day my day's going great i'm having so much fun my last nice ass cat ears and [ __ ] [Music] is it felix oh felix is gonna kill julian it is course ah i just saw david kill julian i believe that it's corpse i already thought it was dave it's corpse i already thought of his name david's you sorry dave oh you've lost thanks for questioning man uh it's never been wrong so far uh i was only nine years old i loved so much i had all the merchandise and movies i pray to shrek every night thanking him for the life i've been given shrek is love i say strike his life my dad hears me and calls me a little [ __ ] i knew he was just jealous of my devotion to shrek and my devotion to the long halloween which you should stream by savage guys i called him a little [ __ ] as well i get sent to sleep i'm crying now my face hurts it's really cold but i feel something warm it's shrek i was so happy oh my god i'm getting emotional he streamed the long halloween with me all night long that's the end that's it no we just streamed it was it was a good time i uh we became friends you know shrek is love shoot his life or this in the [ __ ] workplace i'll get you [ __ ] fire [ __ ] i'll [ __ ] do it i'm crazy all right i drink dayquil at night i'll [ __ ] do it you know how i get with loud noises that come out of nowhere i feel like that's pretty self-explanatory whoa wait what what is that don't worry about it looks like a tablecloth yeah that's that's what it is what it was i open up my name is my name is the anticipation i just want to know tell me what is your name my name is [Music] it is hey uh i'm just curious you know maybe i just want to know your name watch where you're swinging those mittens corpse no i think i'm getting pain that nobody else has you shot me wow nice to meet you [ __ ] never dies he must be finished [Music] coming from my crown bash me out hello [Music] hello what up baby oh oh you haven't met corpse what up corpse what i'm betting is everybody like who's there let me go give him a kiss real quick because i most definitely can especially at late hours of the night where nothing is open and i can go get more whilst essentially needing it to cook anything i am a man who can do simple tasks like opening foil and not [ __ ] it up and cut it with a knife a million times that's not me i [ __ ] good enough for me oh here we go all right don't let him down all right we're gonna get it this time you ready uh i said that was too optimistic what am i doing what a baby what a baby what a baby what a baby what a baby what a baby

Channel: tossacointogeralt

Views: 9,088,096

Rating: 4.9598551 out of 5

Keywords: Corpse Husband

Id: 3HiepI7ZiEo

Length: 8min 37sec (517 seconds)

Published: Fri Nov 06 2020