Hello Zombaes. I am a hairless cat-I'm like an earthworm. I am the definition of a five-head. Not that it's in the dictionary, but if it were it'd be next on my picture. I have a dog assistant. Her name is one of the most asked questions of my life not just in the history of Glam and Gore but of my life has been "why don't you have eyebrows? "what happened to your eyebrows?" Or my favorite question: "Am I albino?" Don't call me albino, I'm not albino! And you know truth be told, My eyebrows and I have been through a lot. It feels like it's snowing on my face. We've shared some good times, and some bad. Don't worry about my eyebrows, I don't have any. I lost them in a moped accident. I lost my eyebrows in a shark attack. I was so sick that I sneezed off my eyebrows earlier. I got caught up in a bear attack and now they're just gone okay, so- I lost mine in my spam folder. I lost my eyebrows after I lost a bet in strip poker. Mine got lost in the Bermuda Triangle. Like most things do. Don't stay out in the sun too long kids. That's when my eyebrows were missing to begin with. I lost my eyebrows in an incident with an industrial vacuum cleaner. Tried this new beauty trend of having leeches suck my brows off my face. It's supposed to be like an instant facelift. I don't know, do I look more awake to you now? And brows where there used to not be any... Because shark attack- I put them up for adoption. My eyebrows are missing today. You might have seen them on yo, weekly milk carton. If you found them, please return them to Mikey from Glam and Gore at six six six green glitterway, Los Angeles California. A lot of you guys want to know what really happened, the true story and I was a child and I was going through the aisles of Target and I found those those magic erasers. The guy on the Magic Erasers is bald. So like, I thought they were meant for your face... Not walls. I think eyebrows are something that the general population takes for granted. Because you have no idea how nice it is to just wake up in the morning and not look like a potato. I don't know any other life other than the potato life, and being a potato isn't bad- just for the record. There are a lot of perks to being a potato, especially in my line of work. "Starting off by covering up one half of my eyebrow which isn't really necessary. It's just to help more because I'm moving my eyebrow to a different shard of glass later." Okay. Done. It definitely makes my job a heck of a lot easier sometimes. If I want to try really thin brows one day, I can do that. If I want to try a new place to arch them, I can do that. If I want to make them a different color instantaneously, I can do that. If I want to make them a bright color, super easy for me to do. There are a lot of perks! So don't feel bad if you have invisi-brows like me. But nevertheless, I would love for once to roll out of bed and be able to just go to the store without getting funny stares. It's just kind of strange to see someone without eyebrows- Especially when I have dark hair. Anytime I wear a dark wig or my hairs dyed dark, eyebrows seem like a necessity to avoid the(funny stares). And granted like fluff everyone. It doesn't matter if they start you, but sometimes you just want to avoid it you know? And a lot of you have suggested to me that I try things like micro blading.Which first of all, no I don't think I would ever do that because that shit is kind of permanent and I don't have any tattoos on the rest of my body, so I'm not getting any on my face. A lot of you have asked me why don't I tint them? Well, I've tried doing that to myself in the past and it's never really stuck. I probably didn't do it right. I probably didn't use this stuff you're supposed to use. But that has not been successful for me in the past. So I've always filled them in from scratch and not always well. I feel like my brows have come a long way- All the way into 2018 because even my eyebrow tutorial itself is... Cringy... What are those. But because of all this I think it's safe to say I have never truly seen my eyebrows. And if I must pull back the curtain that surrounds my mystery face, I- just- I'm just a ginger. I'm just a ginger with really light eyebrows. I'm like a weird science experiment in evolution. It's also kind of nice because my eyebrow hair is invisible. But so are my leg hairs and I can get away with not shaving a lot longer than you can. Unless you got laser hair removal in which case- Actually, that's kind of a downside. I don't know if I can get laser hair removal if I wanted it because you need like darker hair right for it to see It and ZAP it. There's a lot of pros, and there's a lot of cons. Some gingers have visible eyebrows because their hair is like a darker red and some gingers like me my once carrot top red hair just gets lighter with age, but my body hair has always been invisible. Don't read into that any more than you already are...creep. Because they're invisible, I've never really tweezed, or plucked, or waxed them. I have gotten them waxed I think twice in my life out of sheer curiosity. But to me it's kind of like "what's the point?" What does it matter if that one hair is no longer imperfectly imperfect if you can't see any of them anyway? So I'm also kind of unfamiliar with eyebrow pains- and just a side note, eyebrow hair grows back surprisingly fast. So if you've ever wondered what you look like without eyebrow hair, I highly recommend it. But if I'm going to see my eyebrows for the first time ever in my whole life, I am going to the "brow queen." If you care at all about this random patch of hair sitting above your eyes, you know who I'm talking about: Kelly Baker. She's a celebrity brow stylist, really. She's done all these fancy people and they have great brows. So today I am going to Kelly Baker's studio, and she's gonna give me the treatment. I believe she's going to be shaping my brows and- tinting them properly so I can actually see them. I'm not really sure what my natural brows look like- Like even shape wise because I've never- I think they're smaller than I'd like them to be, like thinner because I love thick brows. But I think they're little? It's hard to tell exactly. I don't know, I'm just- I just- I can't wait to see, I can't wait. It's gonna be crazy! I've lived 28 years of my life without ever seeing actual brow hairs on my face and now I have the opportunity to see them so I'm gonna take that! I don't know how long it's gonna last. I don't know if I'm gonna hate it, or love it. All I know is that this will now be an itch in my soul until I can scratch it. I think either way though, It's safe to say that this is gonna be a life-changing experience. Also, I hope my wig doesn't fall off when she's doing my brows because I'm pretty sure I got to put my head back and this is not glued down. So... Stay tuned for that. Let's do this! Yeah, I just fell off my bench to make it look like I was going somewhere. That's what you got to do when you're a Youtuber. Got to commit to the facade of actually leaving your apartment, which none of us do- okay. We're here for operation: BROWS. I'm terrified. I don't know why you're terrified. Because what if I don't like my face? She's here because she's excited. I am excited.. but also scared. Worst case scenario scenario you shave it back off. That's true. Start all over. Oh, that was a mistake. What was I thinking? So we're gonna go ahead and start with the tinting on you first. Okay. I'm gonna wipe this off, and then I'm gonna start waxing, then I'll put more tint on at the end. Yay. It usually picks up way faster, but she has like no color. So it's harder to get it to stick. Are you naturally redheaded? I am! Okay so redhead are like... The pigment in your skin would tell me that. Even a lot of people with red hair naturally to color your hair is even tough because people think that red hair is just easy to remove, or easy to lighten, or easy to cover It's actually a little bit more challenging gray hair. So- Gray hair is the hardest to tint. Yes, because gray hair is "pigmentally" challenged hair. "Pigmentally" challenged!? I mean it really is.
It really- Thats my new word for my eyebrows: "Pigmentally" challenged eyebrows! When people are naturally redhead, they really have to do their research and really know who they're going to get their hair done with otherwise, it can be catastrophic. Your eyebrows, I can see why they aren't processing as fast as regular brows would. So this is just one shade. So this- actually the color that's on here now looks like what her natural brows would be. So this is just a very, very soft base color. Now I'm gonna wax them and then we'll put some more tint on them. Is the tail gonna hurt? It's not gonna hurt at all? So did that hurt? Yeah. Dying are you dying yet? Not yet. Well, I guess we all are... This got morbid really fast. The tails hurt! Does it? I think I'm just a wus. It's okay, you'll get used to it How was that? It was a- was a- an experience. So she's laughing at every pull. It's not my favorite feeling in the world. You have to realize, like I didn't grow up getting my brows waxed, or doing the like "normal teenager thing" when you have the unibrow and you start waxing it. Consider me thirteen year-old getting my brows waxed for the first time. Okay. Okay. So the hard part is over. Yay! it's not the worst it's just- Not too bad, right? Yeah No. I'm just a baby. Are you cutting? Mm-hmm. With little baby scissors? Mm-hmm. What...! Trimming is actually my favorite part. I think: Brow-ward Scissorhands. Yes. That- that was no the best joke I've ever made on this channel. Your hair is so blonde I didn't see this middle part! Oh no back to the wax! Back to the wax! I thought it was over! This parts easy- Im having flashbacks. One, two, three! boom. So, we're gonna re-tint. Now I'm gonna leave this on for a long time. Okay. We're gonna let her brows sit here for probably five minutes. Usually it kind of picks up quick, but since she has light eyebrows, we really needed to get it on there. So, now we wait! I'm a problem child. Not at all. Wow, this is so cool... I'm a little jealous that after even shaving your eyebrows of billion times like, I can't naturally grow brows like that. Show me Kelly! Those are mine?! That is all yours. Who is that? Aren't they sexy? Who is that? So that literally is all- so if we just wipe it off, you're still gonna have that. I always get scared doing people who want to wear makeup artists and to like do their brows every day like her; because it's so different. But once you say- yeah in a natural like "brow shape" is you want it to come right on the inner part of the nose. right. And a lot of people like you-you get it nice and straight across, and then you have the nice arch at the end. This is what people want. A lot of times people's brow will start where the arch area will be right here in the middle. Ohh. So, you don't get the arch. You have this straight-like you have the perfect arch. I have the perfect arch! And now I have the perfect brows! Thank you. You're very welcome. I love them. They're awesome. Look at all that hair! Who would've thought I had all this hair? Thank you so much! You're welcome, honey. I feel like a princess! I have eyebrows! Whaaaaat! I'm a new woman. So alright- so some thoughts. I've looked at my face I think enough now and taken pictures to try to like get a sense of what's different and shape-wise, It's very different. I don'- I can't exactly explain the "brow science" going on in front of our eyes right now. But, I feel like it changes the way my face looks, like in a nice way. I like them and the best part about it is that this is where they actually sit. That's all me baby! The weirdest part though, I think is yet to come. Because this still feels somewhat normal to me because they're filled in. So if I'm just looking from far away, I'm like: "Oh, that's just an interesting brow shape for me to have on my face." The crazy part is going to be when I take off the makeup and I still have brows. I can't wait for that moment. I'm probably gonna roll out of bed tomorrow and vlog immediately. Guys, I just woke up, and I have eyebrows! Look at them! These are- these are mine. I'm so excited. I have to get up and get ready to go to the gym and normally, I'd probably be late because I should have been out of bed already. But I have one less thing to do on my face and these puppies usually take me at least five minutes to do. So, I might actually leave on time. Who that, who that girl? Who that girl?! Do you not like them? *No because there better than mine* She's just jealous. Not only did I make it to the gym on time despite waking up late, but I made it here early! Eyebrows change the game I'm not gonna sweat these off, I don't have to worry about like doing this, and then only having one eyebrow. I get to sleep in ten minutes more! This was a good decision!
