Game Grumps: Best of Zelda The Wand of Gamelon

[Music] [Laughter] [Laughter] why do they keep [ __ ] oh whoa colors keep changing what a good life and 30 years later Zelda so we're going on a quest I guess so he and so did you catch all that Oh something bad is happening to some guy cuz Ganon's being a dick and grandfather was like I gotta go save him if I don't come back in a month [ __ ] went down yeah and then he wasn't back in a month and then Zelda was like link go save him yeah him looks like alright and then he left and didn't come back by the way like we got a [ __ ] arrow a new is an anagram for Aaron something you sell me on the rigs yep is it locked thanks game oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh god the hardest came to control anybody [ __ ] life dude I've never played a game this difficult the [ __ ] presentation controller so finicky how the [ __ ] were you supposed to give presentations with this [ __ ] [ __ ] cursor going all over the place really all the new Ford trucks and it just goes over like a picture of Chevy and you're like no not that one [Laughter] got it did I do it what what is it let's try Kobi tan [ __ ] it whatever gives a [ __ ] oh man Jesus Christ this is what I'm supposed to be doing if I hit this this is gonna make me leave it was gone now is that it [ __ ] off dude stop terrorizing these people with their locked doors and such yeah inside I go Who am I gonna meet today oh [ __ ] oh is it your house we've just been waiting for somewhere to show up with these it's his home it's got the Louvre home sweet home yeah [ __ ] off damn it son of a [ __ ] yeah now it's time to get real all right ray this again now it's time to get [ __ ] all right over there so safely last time I gotta go back to [ __ ] the beginning of Coby tan again you know what maybe next time on game groans huh yeah sure oh boy or thing this is definitely happening yeah this is we're gonna beat this whole game oh you got the thing I did just so I didn't have to get hit while I'm writing down this thing time super I got a progress somehow okay I'm gonna I'm gonna should I get more bombs or should I just go to the dongho's it's probably gonna take more than one yeah you're right I got to get more bombs than this [ __ ] nightmare platform really come on so bad should just be right in front of me all right [Laughter] dudes are gonna do yeah rip in the dues yeah what what where what what what where did what my cakes will bird oh thank god I know what's going on with fat chef let's listen let's listen what the [ __ ] God that guy is my favorite characters weight god damn it because I keep accidentally talking to her [ __ ] damn it come on Jesus Christ blew up a rock to the face I wish there was just like a boy crouching block button cuz Crouch button but oh look at that no it's hurting me yeah all right this [ __ ] has four episodes series written all the [ __ ] oh it got it there's walkthroughs online there's not much to do in this game so there's oh great attack classic pincer it's getting some real strategic war stuff in here he hurt me I killed him and he hurt me do you have any bombs because you could chuck a bomb at the lower one at least it's [ __ ] I'm you're right yeah sure you're so I could chuck a [ __ ] bomb at them hmm looks like you have a baby penis looks like you have a baby penis proud of that one I'd be prouder if you'd let me finish the entire thing well you you gotta be on that menu screen it's alright exactly you have a baby penis looks like you have a baby penis oh here you go here it is again we were both like talk you have a baby [Laughter] wow it does look like the comedy fountain is a flow and onami yeah there's this weird optical illusion which made it look like just the outside of the house with an inside roof yeah I know what you mean yeah [ __ ] with my head whatever just whatever you know I don't have time I'm a [ __ ] princess on a mission I got to save my guy that I sent out to save my grandfather that I sent out to save some [ __ ] guy who's apparently important I don't have time I'm a princess on a mission iron 2016 Lantern don't okay I want to kill him first because I know how to kill him Oh looks like you don't have a baby penis jokes aside this is huge at least 9 inches yeah at least all right chopping mat I can't I can't get no right I can't get any headway with this [ __ ] I think you gotta check a bomb Adam I can't get I can't I know you can use what your baby penis oh stop stop no no don't die don't no no no no it's agony no and now the lights are off just just just just just no no no well done I've made it up one level I have six hits to go five hits [ __ ] no no no maybe I could kill him here no no snake stop why did the lantern go out I'm so stressed this game is the biggest load of [ __ ] it's the biggest load of [ __ ] it's actually [ __ ] it's why there's the lantern run out why did I waste it I know I'm gonna die that's a good point [Music] no don't stop I need to see stop attacking me just I just I gotta go up and before there's another [ __ ] bat ah Jesus there's another one God just go just go [ __ ] no it's fine okay nice and steady one one one level oh nice and steady yeah you want to give this a shot you want to see how [ __ ] abysmal these controls I'm sure it's awful it's it's a nightmare safe please crash it makes me want to [ __ ] cry dude stop let me live oh and the lanterns gone I stopped oh jesus scared the [ __ ] out of me all right no no God thank you back there now probably I'm like two lanterns left - oh why can't they just let the lantern like stay the entire like time you're in a room because whether you want this to be good design more land may be smart gonna build more lanterns and that was six dude okay as six is plenty let's play home I say use I would go for 18 we'll see you know what you know we'll see have to use the power of the baby penis like what no no what I meant to say no I don't want to use the power of my baby pee I mean there's there's no baby penis to be had it's not a single baby penis here I just reach same thing every time and you can't jump here and then here yes you can why this can't be reality I'd love to see a [ __ ] speedrun of this isn't just this level alone oh no it's not no don't go after the roofie who gives a [ __ ] cuz I need it to buy more lantern so I can play this nightmare over and over again stop jumping stop it I can't turn around faster why can't they make that jump back out here you know I'm sweating dude oh god don't fall down the [ __ ] rope just go off the roof I have to inch over a little bit and just [ __ ] up on come on you [ __ ] bath goddamn it [ __ ] me this is I can't even get up there I've been up there before can't even get up there anymore kill always kill the best jump trying I mean okay just come back before you go to the next oh no always kill the bats no but they come back Danny no matter I know just kill it just take my word for it looks like you've got baby penis looks like you got baby penis baby penis looks like you've got a baby penis [Music] looks like you've got a baby I can just [ __ ] ting ting ting ting just go over here I guess no no no oh he still hurt me great nice look at me I'm jumping over the rocks now all right the one [ __ ] spot come on when did you ever need ten bombs to blow something up in a Zelda game you need a super bomb once yeah but they don't know turn around you stupid [ __ ] [ __ ] dumb [ __ ] turn around you [ __ ] [ __ ] oh my god I'm just thinking of that Always Sunny in Philadelphia it's a great episode yeah so what we're Dennis moves to the suburbs Dennis and Mac together yeah that's right Mac's famous mac and cheese dude and yeah antennas loses his mind in traffic all right Oh God so funny how did that [ __ ] fish beach itself on the side of a mountain unless it's a fossilized dinosaur fish I did it those little layers of sediment I'm going inside the eye now hey what's up put a shirt on you [ __ ] decency uh hey why couldn't I just walk through the bones the [ __ ] bones are whitey [ __ ] I just walked through the hole of the bones check out my dad bod not do anything for you I'm sorry I threw a bomb at you can't blow up this dad bod Jesus there's no fish it's dry desert how did you I'm out of here did he get swallowed by the fish I don't know sure and then forget how to leave the bone girl shoot oil lake he built a ladder like you think he would have figured out how to walk ten feet and leave the well let's lift the boulder up maybe yeah this is dadbod or just Roger put the ladder on the ribs and leave that way true that I'm here so same thing got him I will next selling game grubs yeah couldn't have said it better next time on Gabriel more one more one more we got all more you don't understand all more okay the whole game look why watch this watch this walkthrough okay you just it's it's like here we are here's us right now wait this is us right now and then all right well it's actually really far yeah well no just give it a little bit all right all right people will like it I swear oh that's it you're just leaving me yeah oh cool thanks what's what this is a [ __ ] mummy man up here did you hear him the mayor's been changed send you mine oh no no I wasted a bomb and I all right so guess what yeah at this game I saved it turns out the Philips CDI I have the battery's dead oh it's ours so it couldn't couldn't save so I had to replay all that [ __ ] over again you loved it it honestly didn't take very long theoretically no we didn't accomplish much no it didn't take that long theoretically uh-huh but in actuality it took much longer because this controller sucks and I just couldn't I couldn't get [ __ ] oh I don't remember this yeah this is new oh cool so spoopy oops oh that's a skeleton he's coming up well is that it to dodge his furious attack man they really don't uh not a whole lot of variety in these enemies at least whoa that one's yellow and that one's green okay that's different it's a big got places to be skeleton is ridiculous with you yeah do you want a back massage free back whispers it's even happening here whoa [Music] [Laughter] Mushmouth what are you doing with that marijuana what are you doing what are you doing [ __ ] goalie back through Cecotto Oh Fat Albert and the Cosby kids again not as cute now that Bill Cosby has had his issues but or that his issues have come to light oh yeah but man I love Fat Albert as a kid it's genre is comedy drama and educational educational oh yeah because it was very like don't do drugs kids yeah left to right the characters were cluck who was a duck apparently I don't remember yeah bill Rudy dumb Donald mush mush mouth Fat Albert Bucky Russel and weird Harold weird that's a motley crew if ever I saw one yeah and dumb Donald um Donald's voiced by this is stupid this is ridiculous why is there a nest in the middle of the church oh the girl in Kobe tan wants the baby penis the girl in Kobe tan once baby penis I forgot and took me back to classic song I love that song also why is she like walking around with that in the video she's like crawling I don't know I got a sombrero I can play solo complete vanished [ __ ] this game okay you got that just came in everything that it is oh I just like hacking [ __ ] up over there okay let's say the pterodactyl yeah get up on the branch right there's no way you're gonna do it no way I did it you gotta can't [ __ ] Pete wasabi shrimp man I was in sugar fish the other day favorite sushi restaurant I was like how is your side yeah we shall be swift as you wish on B swim it's good sweets we have well I just killed him straight-up kill them I have meat maybe I have to get him on the way back Oh like he goes down there back [ __ ] this stupid game at shitty controls god it's [ __ ] agony I'd rather hang myself forever way that I don't die [ __ ] dude Oh baby [ __ ] sucking game like I used to have him friends in a band called canine in Boston many years ago and when the guitarist name is Daniel Bernal he was cool as [ __ ] and hey like he used to I think he said like when I first met him I was like oh dude like I'd love to get a t-shirt he was like oh we have them but oh that might be it that might be it this is so stupid great so like he said yeah I'll get you one I'll tell my manager to get you one and like we didn't know each other that well so we were still like interacting in like a normal human way like we hadn't gotten to like the weird like we can be weird together kind of thing yeah so then I asked him a week later or no maybe a month later like when it should have come by then I was like hey I'm hey man just wondering about that t-shirt and just like in all capital letters she was like [ __ ] sucky sucky managers always stupid [ __ ] forget to send [ __ ] goddamn it god I can't remember it was like [ __ ] suckage in managers always [ __ ] e sucky forget e to send [ __ ] goddammit forgetting spaghetti dude wow dude remember when we were like well we should call it B well in the tower thing and I beat it yeah I'm figuring this out all right with zombie swim it's taking some time for with zombie [ __ ] ha ha I made it yeah this tiny door I go okay alright well next time one game room to say in the last episode one piece of sad news that I found out was after like I remember we were saying like I wonder what the main guy who created this game is doing because like you know I wonder if he'd watch our playthrough and like cheese man lay off back off back up off a much [ __ ] and you were like he might be dead and he's dead he's dead so I hope you're happy with yourself what I was just right what is it gonna be like oh darn you for saying the truth about me people die bruh hold on let me see one let me give this guy his proper credit okay you sure you want to I'd be a little embarrassed oh no no I go no apparently a really nice dude oh no I'm sure he's a nice dude I'm sure he's nice this has nothing to do with the person that made it this is exists in its own right I bet what God of War turned out to be as with like the makers of Riga I had in their heads when they were like syncing it up you know like they say oh no no no God why no oh God all right you know what we need to pause it what the [ __ ] you talking about gotta pause it we can't subject people to this anymore I can't suggest myself to it you don't have to suggestion I'll be safe landing on the log you're right you're totally right hey just play cool cool games are meant to be fun Oh God check that out oh god no oh god no what have flute stops the are Pagosa what the flute stops the are Pagosa oh my god it doesn't matter [Music] [Music] oh you Zell the wand of gamilon oh you will just bring back your lives yeah that's why I keep exiting out oh because like yeah I can spawn here forever but once I hit the second stage I'm really I'm reliant on my continues right to you bets back and forth getting hit every possible second you can be hit is amazing [ __ ] this pockets [ __ ] this oh no oh no oh no no uh-uh nuh-uh no you didn't yeah [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] I'm so happy you're playing this is giving me like a moment of PA I really think about your life for a little better piece even though I'm viewing the game it's not it's it's like it's like looking at a murder versus being murdered [Laughter] okay so again actually here I'll go to that overwhelm yeah it's a smart choice get some life back yeah it's a cool how you need the rupees to stop those things but these enemies don't give you rubies yeah that's the coolest oh I'm so blessed yeah you did it hashtag hashtag blessed coming okay what's that thing they're rope no that gemstone you know oh [ __ ] no oh okay I did it but I didn't do it cuz I have to talk to the lady yeah why did you do that well they'd opened up the fairy pool we're just going all but like I was gonna die why did I do that you need to talk to her I need to talk to her she gives me [ __ ] oh I certainly do oh I fell like jeepers crap oh no no no no don't hit me welcome back to game grumps this guy just looks like he's like every now and then like over here be in this game yeah [ __ ] you [ __ ] you oh my god hot one oh I don't get back up there oh I sees the rope that's why they wanted me to have them caught that one in the egg things are going okay and see this is going to be a dream stop it around at the speed of light look at me go I'm a [ __ ] oh damn look you saw join that what's up baby yeah okay handsome LSD oh [ __ ] now have four hearts that's really nice and here's the copy of what women want and here's a copy of vibe magazine I don't know why we just have a subscription to it articles it's like you know I'm at the beauty salon but have to be the fairy beauty salon tiny fingers farm for rupees a little I guess for the roots piece of [ __ ] this one in a rupee from this guy get a [ __ ] pterodactyl rupee yet he's gonna peg catch your eyes [Laughter] hey look it's just a real like perfect example of who you and I are and what this show is we're just gonna use the rope here good really really I think you have to jump to that other rope on the left I can't jump and rope I don't think I can do that really you can't jump and grab on no I don't think that's something I can do Wow also I think right second workout look it up here you should look it up don't spend one more so you look it up okay oh I see what they did they trying to trick you try to trick you here on the wrong Gator don't jump don't [ __ ] jump when I tell you not the job don't [ __ ] jump [ __ ] [ __ ] this game sucks I said suck so loud I farted out my no it's the simplest thing is full there wasn't even an enemy there no the only enemy was myself and like I mean if somebody was like dude draw the villain of Zelda wand of gamelan I would draw the controller you've saved me by stabbing me yeah way my being followed by a slide whistle hey woah where the what is going on Wow guess again iron knuckle how does she know his name I don't know I guess she read the manual how do I fight him throw bombs from a safe distance [Music] oops that'll work Wow Oh God Oh oh geez oh gosh Oh it's going great for me keep that up you use it Wow Jesus damn rose dad it's not [ __ ] good yeah [ __ ] up man yeah awesome yes yes I'm gonna go to my friend Stan's house he likes it when MIG touch his baby penis tonight is this where I wanna go with this for those of you who are privy to how we record yes this is still the same day it's the last episode we are going full 14 yeah full 14 for Wanda gamelan on this baby 14 ones of gamelan right in a row it's gonna get a little loopy probably in a little bit mm-hmm okay all right I get it Jesus sorry Wow sorry I couldn't get there one sip of my beverage with that you're dying but that was like 0.5 seconds the fault the the new foes in the cave are known as GLIAC heads they're great you're gonna hate them is that it says no it's just that's all I'm adding that dead [Music] you're dead keep [ __ ] me right the dick gods stick a tiny dick inside my dick hole Jesus all right then slide a pinky finger no don't don't don't it's called sounding and it's called sounding I don't know he's like sending the canary down the cave if that is that what that is oh boy I wanted to end I want it to be over Oh what your life no all of it life all life sanity insanity inside I just don't feel anymore you know insanity in the membrane you and your saber cell references yeah just as relevant today as they were in 1992 Erin what why sometimes the dodongo doesn't do what you need them to do just and I don't want to get hit by the [ __ ] bats or whatever just stay up on the MLF at say up on the cliff Jesus God run just don't [ __ ] get hit I quit yeah it's just that easy oh so easy a child could do it has any child ever beaten it has any child ever played this game probably not anymore [Music] [Laughter] [Music] wait can I jump across yeah good didn't get him [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] my life [ __ ] my life [ __ ] this game [ __ ] it [ __ ] it [ __ ] it [ __ ] it next type of [ __ ] game Christ 7 minutes through another episode extra seven minutes is garbage the only silver lining to this game is that we'll be dead someday Cape Cape educates won yes magic cloak oh I don't know it said Cape and the thing but [ __ ] it try it I'm doing this for no reason for zero reason because I never got the [ __ ] cape and people probably been commenting that like crazy although there's a very good chance that nobody knows what the [ __ ] is going on in this game your [ __ ] Skyward Sword the hell is played this on purpose yes you do oh my god I'm such a [ __ ] idiot enemy who designed this that guy Trevor boys ins barrier whoever's me I believe is Dale oh great job just jump just jump just do it just just do what I tell you just do what I command with my [ __ ] controller I control your every move but apparently you choose to go rogue Barbie regular basis come on Barbie don't I respect you yeah okay alright this is a perfect example of like this game I know why Wow Jesus so my hands so good smithing just to jams and boom BAM so what does I'm afraid I couldn't be happier for you I like that he's got a gut he's just like huh yeah hello hello oh I hit her I forgot it's empty anyway what a weird yeah he gave me QT for tears did you yeah where's link again he's off trying to find okay yes okay that was the Ross you went into the deed or a nice work down t is for door D it's for tour oh there's a hand up there what oh yeah okay Oh God too much do much poison rain is falling or it could be monster jizz monster Jesus what it is now okay I guess he can donate okay would you look at that now just get to the door without getting hit you said the dog Oh crappity you got hit by too much chisel dude that was like the first game grumps Eska moment even when we're playing Mario 2 at Ross's house oh yeah the juice blobs wipe up with the JIT gym sock yeah oh yeah just wait till it gets closer huh yeah yeah oh good good [ __ ] you oh my god you you killed me good that's some crazy writing right there good good you are a [ __ ] yeah we're [ __ ] you yeah good okay good do I have 20 use of rope Oh God Oh get over the Rope that's right just hurry his bats are gonna fly out of nowhere yep yep like [ __ ] [ __ ] like [ __ ] clockwork man gotta go back in there and get that [ __ ] man you know there's something important in there bud I know stupid this games stupid I know this game is long hair Lee nothing it's like right and I'm sure it's like probably a third as long as a Link to the Past which are just like I hope this never ends yeah you know I'm sure the quality of the game has something to do with oh dear but how long it feels exactly it's mommy what do you need to do there I need to actually I don't know yeah I don't even think that was where you needed to be no what has to be really yeah where else am I gonna go and don't know perhaps down there's no down there's no down how where am I gonna find the sickness then where am I gonna walk the dinosaur off him just [ __ ] off or not my god at this little [ __ ] dot are you kidding me alright yeah is this Christ I'm in the evil forest now oh come on it's so evil [ __ ] I know well those things are from Zelda to remember the flaming eyeballs in the oh sure the graveyard they fly good old bastard flaming eyeballs dots in front of ya know who this level isn't so hard apparently but no it doesn't look in this game yeah [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] something's been fermenting I need to drink okay oh god damn anymore and I mean me without a rope [ __ ] daylight out come on that is weird the Lancers gonna light the whole [ __ ] world Jesus turn to me Sun in my pocket magic what's the music careful this is my life this is the life I've chosen this is dumb there's anyone else during this video on yeah I am actually [ __ ] sitting here and there's nothing I can do lest I get fired no I mean which would be let's not get ourselves welcome relief okay great job gotta go into the sky butthole yes no come on with this oh Jesus yeah oh lord have mercy on that's not the cloak I wanted to use oh you're [ __ ] there's no way you're surviving I don't have enough power Wow wait wait wait wait if I go I need Oh No yes oh why is he over there no no no no I need the rupees yes [ __ ] you [ __ ] you [ __ ] you [ __ ] you [ __ ] you [ __ ] you bad yeah how invigorating [ __ ] yeah oh hello what's up baby how do you get around it's too dark to see Ganon but the Triforce says you can only win by falling I wonder what that means what the [ __ ] no now is not the time God it just come some slack man yeah this statue feels like us right now oh god why oh why I'm sorry okay hey Dan yo I wish you were my dad no really I mean I like my dad a lot but it'll be cool if you were my dad - okay I mean I could be your dad could have two dads like two gay dads if I what like my dad's would if I was your dad that would mean that I became your dad when I was eight years old for nine how old do you I'm 29 29 okay I'm 37 so I had you when I was eight which means I conceived you when I was seven yeah obviously yeah it was pretty good what other way would that work out so second grade second grade was where I started getting up this well man I'll never forget that time I went to arts and crafts class and we were making beaded necklaces and then I banged your mom jumping nuovo bets and then I'm killing bats and now I'm walking with purpose on this [ __ ] bridge she's walking with purpose she's an independent lady yeah you better just run I'm sexy I'm so [ __ ] Josie [ __ ] Lantern you dumb [ __ ] okay I don't have to be so harsh with the language me don't give me sweet kisses [ __ ] all right gonna bust out the wannabes time to birthday okay huh get the [ __ ] out I had cocoa puffs I appreciate yeah they're cocoa puffs of doom and I appreciate you like fighting the urge to immediately be like no because that's how all people are it's like no I made up my mind about this thing but I did that like four times yes but then you're like well alright I'll give it a shot and maybe which is the difference between you and like 98% of all people so I appreciate I don't know I don't feel like it's that special when I [ __ ] denied you like 30 times before I finally said yes when I was at my wit's end fine all right [ __ ] I give up maybe try it after maybe four more death yeah hey if I didn't have nuts go on it wouldn't be so bad I wouldn't be able to get people pregnant people people like you and me would be stoked to hear you be a little general with your turn I can totally use his penis for having sex with people right Susie oh man people uh just any random one yeah any Brando whoa okay I'm gonna use that cloak totally oh [ __ ] I walked through the door oh Jesus every single one did its own individual bit of damage come on no no no new new new new okay progress progress okay whoa cheese cannon wait am i fighting Ganon right now oh my god lighting Gannet don't kill you those will definitely kill me wait shoot it oh [ __ ] but well well time to restart Reese on Pallas no problem for me you guys I think it's that would have been an excellent time you use your fairy water by the way oh yeah cloak cloak books I don't want to use it you have four and a half hearts let's see how many you have at the end because you didn't use the cloak three and a half maybe two and a half maybe only two [Music] why bother listening to Dan he's only filled with great ideas [Laughter] dan is my friend in understand the stubbornness and doesn't get angry when I refused his help this is another excellent chance to use the cloak and spare yourself much humiliation it's ok I can get a good handle on these [ __ ] green things I might die boy ok ok I don't get to watch the gun and dies cutscene oh that's hey your disc is dirty do you gotta get the kid got it I can't believe that's how you kill Ganon oh yeah man didn't you know some of the weakest creatures in the animal kingdom I God here we are preparing for like a giant battle you must dot father you saved me there's the traitor your majesty Duke and all the floors in Hyrule then we can talk about mercy take him away yes my knees I wonder what happened to dad there is what happened whoa nothing link we were just about to have a feast get some dick first whoa look at her on achieve Wow jeez yeah oh oh Matt and Ryan can we have like a slow horrifying zoom in on Zelda laughing maniacally look at that hair of flakes wow that is that is floofy Matt Ryan could you do me a favor and like if Gannon does have a death scene that we couldn't see because the disc was dirty can you just can you guys play it right now thank you just wanted everyone to see that and I'm sure it was great all right next time on game groans yeah Wow that's the end of Wanda gamelan Hey I I have to say the ending was just as climactic and exciting as the game itself well I'll never get on Andy that time back nope I had fun though I am older wiser and also stupider yeah and it looks like you have a baby penis so we learned something today [Music] shut up it's like you got baby penis it's like you've got baby pee looks like you've got baby it's like you got baby

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Length: 57min 1sec (3421 seconds)

Published: Mon May 06 2019