Best Laughter Moments - Wind Waker - Game Grumps Compilation [UNOFFICIAL]

the wind baby oh my god it's happening it's a Wind Waker oh yeah thank you it was a mountain and we climb down the ladder with the swinging camera camera swinging camera up and down without a head let's go back up the ladder I mean my job hmm tastes like candy you ready to grab it but you know when you're trying to like days I'm gonna compliment but like you can't bring yourself to do it yeah hey lady you're looking good your face is looking very through hey pretty lady [Music] whoa sorry to interrupt sir shark pushing I told you this is the ultimate moment don't tell your grandma I've been pushing sharks wanna build strong muscles get over here if she catches wind of my shark pushing it'll be divorce number three from my old Grossman if you're like being taught how to dance it's just like God have you noticed how sometimes old people get fat like under the belt yeah like that that's a weird type of fat no I pardon me for anyone who is fasting that do some crunches just at one point you just [ __ ] sticks that spear right into you yeah he's like I'm not [ __ ] around ya know I wash my hair very frequent uh I can't because mine's too jewy so like if I wash it too much it gets like crazy dry and it's like like froze out that's why use conditioner no like no conditioner is powerful enough to tame beastly Judaism that lies within bagels little kugel oh speaking of which check out the brain on this guy everything you see take pictures of like tiny children before you ask yes I do know my vile existence use the butt screen to display this pressing the [Laughter] [Music] [ __ ] sourpuss like just has like resting [ __ ] I gotta find that third Pig for that lady so she can give me some more rubies okay just walk pigs right what I'm actually making a statement unlike police officers or legs [ __ ] pigs your [ __ ] what if this kid on the beach is like daddy that's a secret identity yeah is this what you came here for this playthrough everybody dig nudging big as soon as it cycles through yeah oh it's just like a real snotty kid like is he gosh is he oh this [ __ ] mouth and face get away from you gross kid I'm trying to grab this feces covered pig [Music] get rich you sweat so amazingly well you like slice him from [ __ ] like nuts to chin this is literally you're having like that like some explode and then he was just like flowers to horrible why would I do that they're so beautiful yeah [ __ ] them there might be money in them Oh God what kind of jaded person have I become burn the flowerbeds there might be money underneath I should be twiddling a [ __ ] evil mustache I told you never to interrupt me while I'm rich that's right giant bird caiman forgot its tetra tetra ketchup where's the key to the bathroom [Laughter] she's gone yeah your sisters dead [ __ ] get over it it's been like eight seconds haven't you heard everybody's heard about the bird birds the word and you just said I'm the word [Music] you just like can I need you to be serious and he's just like one more thing once we leave we won't be coming back here for a while so you'd better say goodbye to family yeah yeah at least the ones that aren't dead am i right pirate yeah you say bye your family oh wait alright see you later I'm sure you won't feel comfortable leaving behind until you give your beloved sister a big hug is everything okay [ __ ] I heard father cry I'm just fine just like covered in tears yes you could say that pressing shut like tool just for cutting grass and I'm just I just show but I'm like that [ __ ] buy my goods from him and then he just I just gotta [ __ ] swim through the water oh customer grandma's like I knew this day would come I'm going to cook this she'll do you like it and sometimes push it in the sand it'll make a cute little design [Laughter] don't forget to hold the button while targeting I'm dead inside what if she was like super guilt drippy and she's like not both children I gotta go save her like I'll be back real soon [Laughter] she died on the rail flies are already there it's girls like she's dead you know I saw it with the eagle vision everyone has what you [Laughter] yeah this shirts a little small what about I like to bear my midriff no way we're letting it let's sit her in thank you are you thinking it you look like you're thinking it I was thinking how stupid your [ __ ] soul patches hey hey hey you're making fun of my flavor saver I will beat you oh I'll smack you right in the butt mister I don't care what bag you have unless it's Gucci and not a knockoff [ __ ] we're gonna [ __ ] find that bird cuz he's perched right on top see that it doesn't look for voting at all no it looks welcoming if anything yeah I mean the architect behind it is just a masterful genius what was his name Satan I'm still figuring out the stick take-up I keep hitting the throw whoa what's the button for look at the stick dammit starving children let's just go Burger King I don't like the way they're let's move when they be very very uncomfortable in general that would be your like your black name oh thank you if you hit like Jack one of those yes yeah like a heritage name ah I've never heard of that that's a thing what like well yeah it's like it's like Muhammad whatever like your real name's George but yeah you just get to choose it I don't think so I think like edge like look good completely I did UK today I'm gonna I think like a shaman math I believe you pray to the Sun just appears in the sky rah-rah yes better not pick up the source so he can use it you know what you're wasting very like very important time in this battle holding up your sword beautiful do you wish to save your sister for you how much oh my god is it is that what's happening are those like fear parts yes you've never had this we're like something scares you and you like cuz it's so gentle yeah gonna give you something it's my tango bottle you can put anything in this bottle anything that makes you tingle huh tell your friends you got a tingle bottle yeah shows up as a little link head on your Facebook for you it's like unfriend unfriend like if you like it you and their eyes start closing her head oh my god yes they're like doing like a sharks versus the Jets like West Side Story anything like that [Laughter] what were we saying before what that when Michael came it says but what is this Batcave it sounds like but code I've got go to the bunkers a snow white what are you doing here in the backhoe do you like it here in the balk of is it comfortable when the book cover as I said they're looking out the window I wondered I contemplated is his penis oh [Laughter] my god everybody's gotten their daughters taken yeah it's weird well crud welcome back to the game east grumps that you know I don't like the way that this bow who is looking at you he's got a nose that is gigantic and disgusting too and I hate his [ __ ] face I am a Jew it'd be funny if like you just don't show him the respect at all you're like thanks boat king of Red Lions Thank You sailboat sorry you're the best boat wait here for three hours like a boat would ya I learned the wind song I thought alright alright Wow [Music] he just runs backwards into a buckets triple7 yeah it's just like one with no wings and your sisters see head super-dead is that so anyway I've got this mail I need to hang in there hanging they don't take them down after [Laughter] oh come to the engine subtract Oh explain everything yeah I'll come to the entrance of your dragon roost cavern [Laughter] they are 10 these guys just be like like you walk up to and they're all like hello link welcome to our island here is blah blah blah and then you walk up to this guy and he's just like part I'm 7 man I love to mat a woman who didn't want to roam with me in the mantle non-romantic they'll be messed up man you are so sexy that duckbill does everything oh you gotta wait for the wind yeah there's like wind coming up sorry he did make a billion trillion dollars trillion that's fine put that on YouTube we make a million hits your granddad would say put that on yo yo turn all the babies throw up on your shirt don't make a million dollars on your toe have you ever just done that in a public place oh absolutely oh it's one of my favorite things surrounding elevators oh yes I did it like the first day of packs over there we're on an escalator and there was just so many people and I'm just like and you know just this murmur of like for me like and everybody's just like yeah turn around but I told you I used to have that friend in college who would [ __ ] sing the the triumphant theme from The Lion King oh yeah during like lectures and [ __ ] and said he would also do it in like the lunchroom and like more crowded environments like in like a quiet like elevator you just like when my friends and I used to play like the penis game why you never put the penis I had so you've never played the penis game depends when it's it's it's when you it depends if it's is embarrassing it what are we tell you so what you have to do is like you have a person who's like let's play the penis game alright so you decide first of all back off yeah so what you do is you one person starts it and says penis is like quietly as possible okay then the next person has to say it louder oh this is starting to sound familiar yeah and ha and then the person who loses is the one who refuses to go any louder ah you refuse you lose yeah so everybody hated playing the penis game with me because I always want immediately you truly do not care no no it's it's almost a gift degree to which you do not care what people think cuz somebody would just somebody would just be like oh this be the Peacekeeper ET penis oh yeah and go I concede come my lady come come my lady you're my butterfly sugar bitter come my lady come come my lady I'll make your legs shake your make me go crazy very brave of you yeah I'll go run well see ya and why do you still have it if you have wings yes she just flies up into the fire do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife I do you may now say your vows okay perfect come my lady come come my lady you're my butterfly sugar baby come my lady come come my lady I'll make your legs shake you make me go crazy does anyone object to these two being wedded in holy matrimony now forever hold your like the bride's dad is fuming like when you say like terrible things to a dog in a nice flag who's the latest piece of [ __ ] in the world easy you stand on top of chill your [ __ ] tits single-stick oh it's a forever stamp those two that if that's you can use that and a lot of things it's a dime and that's just the whole text yeah like someone took the real treasure and just like left leg it's lint it's a bottle cap I had in my pocket yeah oh there is a decay yeah it's like it's like doing this like a weird [ __ ] all right what the come on man that is B to the s to the programs that can find that Wow is that right yeah that's funny there was this one moment where like we were listening to the edited version of it that was like you like an animal oh yeah and then I can album and then like I guess my parents were like reaching because they were like they were like what do you think that word they left that was and I was like SC F word and they were like how do you know that and I was like it's the only one that makes sense content contextually yeah and they were like oh god yeah kids are smart man and my earliest memories when I was like four is of watching the Giants games the New York Giants games with my dad and so like I love that team but like they were also terrible when I was a really young kid so my dad would like get pissed and he tried not to curse you try to catch himself so like the Giants would blow it and he'd be like oh that camera buys you this this is like wish stuff my dad would always do we had this um we had this like a laundry basketball hoop hunter in our in our room so like you throw away laundry you throw in the basketball hoop very effective so he would like he would always run into it in the dark cuz they like jut it out from the door right so he would like put us together and he put us to bed and he'd be like night boys see you tomorrow and then you're like 'i like softly walks out and you're just you're like oh great oh god one of my favorite Monty Python skits have you ever heard the death of Mary Queen of Scots mm-hmm it's like and now we present to you the classic play the death of Mary Queen of Scots and it's like all you Mary Queen of Scots and she's like it's called like as a know something what this game yeah what does that mean something cool perhaps wakers I don't think it's a week or anything it's a story of the window oh I say I don't know probably not even that yes probably like for adventure starting Fartman no in Japan is names fart man yeah who'da thought I know it's weird of them to say it to do it start man now that's a game I play hey over there wait we've done all kinds of beer oh cool there's an orgy gonna get him blow by twitch it's too bad you can ride one of the chicks back I always think about the the sex egg course that they gave us when I was in first grade and my friend Adam was like yes I know that during intercourse yet the man is supposed to pee on the girl where is he supposed to pay and I was like yeah where is he pee we're indeed it's just my favorite my favorite sexual thing to think back to that's information I need because I know literally five more things now since that time yeah where to pee now yeah for instance where to pay it's called a beach oh oh yeah I was so good at it when I was in school days they call me kind of like this perhaps I shouldn't talk about how I enjoy going down on ladies licking women's underbelly looks like you need a little first grade you see cunnilingus is when a girl pees in your head girl no he did oh yeah yeah look at this look guys face like oh oh no not me I can't you choose all over the place they're disgusting we're gonna keep all this jelly okay damn girl I was about to ask you the same question where you'll keep on that Jagger yeah where you going on at Jimmy must be James yellow check same sash again thank you oh I miss sky blazer to yo you up here Aki down here yo he ain't up on your level girl no no Geetha him you go you don't listen to his ass is a broke-ass can't he do magic he can't do magic it Waker wins girl he doubt he you up he we are going to talk more maybe about jokes or something Oh sugar baby yeah I'll make you old make your legs shake you'll make me go crazy [Laughter] find a bonobo oh here we go nope oh that's the monkeys with the giant boner that's four giant boners yeah they have that but bonobos yeah yeah really those are the monkeys that like [ __ ] on the Reg Google Google bono bro next time when you have a chant no bro supper no bro can I can I do that right now did I cut yeah go ahead will people be offended if I look up monkey orgies drinking bro no no no ok good oh man just what they do she's got her legs wrapped around oh oh oh and that's that's like one of the very few races of animal that like they give each other [ __ ] - oh that's awesome oh my god they're like the French yeah they're just Conte they'll just like walk up and just be like alright I guess is happening here we go there's constant [ __ ] monkeys out there that I wasn't previously yeah by the way name of my next band look at this dumb face don't hit me I just said did you have the play-doh um sad where you could like push down the presser and it would make play-doh spaghetti oh yeah I was the best that was the [ __ ] classic quintessential play-doh accessory if you wanted the true play-doh experience everyone who is anyone in the play-doh circles knows I'm pretty convinced that that was the entire reason that plato was constantly ingested was a little kid you know I used to like straight up eat what chapstick really yeah allergic to chapstick oh well then you would have died if you were doing that I think so cuz I [ __ ] down that [ __ ] I mean not like and I knew it I wasn't supposed to be doing it so I was like hide behind the couch and be like like I wouldn't take huge bites or anything but I just like nibble on I don't know I should have told this that's gross yeah I think very much less of you know well they were cherry flavored and they go on your mouth I think all of our girlfriends think you're you're just really gross no oh oh all of our girl fans all of our girlfriends yeah of our girl lovelies yeah oh and they are lovely yeah Hey ladies you ever wanted to be with a guy who I used to eat chapstick I'll see you after the show I'll see you after the show it just occurred to me that like that entire like soul-baring episode that we just did for the last one I had no pants on during that entire mmm tastes like play-doh yeah oh there's my ship hey dumb [ __ ] do we save our sister I can't remember no we never did no no she's still in the fortress huh poor girl yeah well she's got other kidnapped girls to hang out with do you think those feelings will be hurt oh that's cool he just sees me sailing around blue bows sailing right behind him like what is yeah it's the king of all blue boats he's awesome you know what the best part about him doesn't talk yeah it doesn't sass me when I drowned strong women strong female roles act strong women that will just flip me over and toss me around in the bedroom strong independent women that will have sex with me yeah I can benchpress me I kind of don't want to get the mail just so the mail box and keep dancing like that if two letters here's your letter number one do you mail that letter yet yeah by the way can you just go back to that screen real quick have I ever pointed out that your bag and in your items section the purple bag is like one of my favorite things about this game all the kids love this it looks better from a distance [Laughter] [Laughter] [Music] what's a butler yeah sure you probably shouldn't I would love it if just you land one blow perfectly and cut open his whole [ __ ] chest and as he's dying bleeding you're just like [Laughter] just hold it above your head like ah guys the page now favorite all right you're doing good you're doing good just don't take another shot oh so worth it [Laughter] that's quite a god ki rice [Laughter] could you turn backwards I would shake yeah yeah lievable I'm so burning with anger rage building this [ __ ] guy swear to god that means I mean seriously why she used as 50 bucks and some [ __ ] hair plugs David yeah if I ever go back there I'll definitely check it out for you that thing where like he just makes a casual mention of something and then like makes the full-on like just do this like oh man if only we had some water from the great Deku Tree go get water and the quest ended yeah it just breaks his spine in half well looks like I'm professor Xing my way through the rest of this before the police go oh gosh like I like their weaponry their weaponry yeah I like all the one guys like I got two but the other ones like you know what I don't even need this head as a deadly weapon whatever god Wow Gabe ah Cinnabun Cinnabons my favorite books of all time Fahrenheit 451 oh okay yes amazing book is it yeah is it about look at this dope Ian's future it is as a matter of fact but not quite dystopian not fully dystopian it's it's it's more about censorship mmm there's more dad's dope Ian what there's this and there's that oh yes I was right there watching it not saying anything whoops well okay my friend I guess I'll never see him again yeah once again it has taken us 25 minutes to figure out I could have believed it oh my god I just dropped him oh yeah yeah I'll take it from here do this calmly take your time oh sure cool you know what let's take a little selfie still soulfia a handsome selfie of us looking good in the book was taking a selfie was playing the game but I did it you're talented you took it off look at our beautiful mug yep these are gonna go by a lot faster dude I was hoping that you would say that I was good at this game how many times have you heard this song game grumps I'm [ __ ] idiot I feel like I've done this a million times I feel like people people are happy to volunteer that information for us well we admit it or not it's been a while drop them there we go availability what'd you find link did you find the big key yeah sure is [Laughter] fast forward times did it it doesn't take that long to get there all right yeah hugh jackman anything Oh God he's just enthusiastic and he really likes musicals yeah he's a Broadway dude yeah but I believe he's married is it yeah I think so Will Smith Will Smith dude the last okay the last time I said I didn't like Will Smith's movies yeah I got like 12 messages on facebook like you [ __ ] dick so if we question his sexuality it will be some next-level hate I make my life harder you know you're doing Jesus everybody in the industry has a will Smith is gay story is that right yeah how about Will Smith when I was working me too yeah I'm a big fan of his of his of his comedy of his work in the eighties yeah and summertime and number shows oh damn please I can't do one movie that I see recently with Will Smith it was really good the trick question we could certainly expect a [ __ ] like letter from his people I'm just doing it on purpose I know [ __ ] I should have bottled that fairy and the Church of Scientology they're not gonna be happy with us either and no Will Smith is in this game every time we say Will Smith replace it with Barney Rubble changes your Fred Flinstones friend [Laughter] everybody everybody knows Barney Rubble has a Barney Rubble as Fred Francis friend still I can just imagine some [ __ ] person in the YouTube comments like there are clearly not friends Fred is very much a dick to party rubble fred has been making eyes at Betty can we make a dictionary of onomatopoeias yeah sure just like google the seven that it makes cities step on a used condom oh don't use condom no have you it's not important wow that's crazy over wife yeah no right it won't feel any different of course not you've been dating forever and I already told her that so don't go [ __ ] make a tweet Natalie other people yeah yeah I was like I'm gonna tweet it or right now and a tweeted her from here with my voice yeah hi Susie Susie coffee hashtag divorce where ashtag bud says you have to take three three triangles and put them in the shape of something [Laughter] you'll never get into the basement oh my god is this door like knighting me oh are you sure I feel like they might try to kill you well they're facing the blade leg down Oh awesome the sun's rays shine into my eyes and cook me alive now all the kids are into the yaoi it does start changing but like I mean like only in the way that clouds always change and then it changes into a little shape it's nothing and he's like you see you it's more of a square now and I'm like no that was so easy to fake too because you could just if it's just footage of the cloud and then you just watch the clouds and then dub over it later of course you turn this cloud into kind of like a whale oh my god it's so ridiculous [Music] can you watch laserdiscs on the ps4 of course laserdisc is the top quality format I agree I can watch all my favorite movies like The Last Unicorn and aliens and buck [ __ ] let's go nuts 29 I think that's an onion joke but have you ever like have you ever noticed that like pornos will like they're the only movies that will go into sequels like of like 50 and above oh yeah like Wow [ __ ] nightmare 78 who's having all these nightmares I I would oh I'm not fun macaques also I'm I didn't do it either actually Land Before Time yes has like Frazee [ __ ] scenes did we go in different directions because I know I was thinking more land before slime like white slime yeah no I got it I got it um just a red line goddamn it dude isn't that just like it like every time you're just talking to him and there's nothing at stake he's like I'm the king of the red lions but when you like need his help he's like will you offer me I'm just a boat do not be afraid your King tells you so I can't join you though on account of being a boat but man I can float here and wobble a little bit don't you worry about that like you wouldn't believe I've got the hanging out and floating thing down damn girl damn girl you in the boat you're a girl right sorry just very young and like it's harder to tell genders sometimes with kids yeah did he do two hearts of damage with that baby oh yeah oh he's very powerful chill the [ __ ] out if I were him might attack me in the water calm your tits smoke monster where were you on that boat he just turns his head slowly he's tough right look it's early morning the Sun comes out last night was shaking and pretty loud my cat is purring and scratches my skin so what is wrong with another sin the [ __ ] is hungry she needs to tell so give her inches and feed her well that is insane Here I am rock you like a hurricane well I mean you know that lyric alone was like okay I got it yeah like I get it it's about sex but holy [ __ ] give her inches and feed her well the [ __ ] is hungry [ __ ] hey Reagan I knew her by a different pour now grow yeah she started out his feet valance here's a picture of her having sex with a swamp monster hello thus punking dead well the laptop needs to go away now I I went into your Safari search thing and it has your top 5 search results hold on can I read them I could find it oh yeah my most recent top 5 so far Thumbelina yeah Lenny's deli in Westwood start date misspelled food and octopus top hat so I typed it into Google like is it possible to snort meth and I was like oh good that I'm sure that won't come back to haunt me when the government looks through my [ __ ] research to history yeah definitely I've probably looked up like how to make a bomb she's like that yeah I mean not that I'd ever [ __ ] make a bomb but like it's just interesting that that's the way to assassinate the president mm-hmm yeah look that up yeah you're not the story of my life just [ __ ] go to page 738 and think you know me quite as many life accomplishment since Brad Pitt I almost have oh yeah yeah name one uh no reason boner I want to see all of liens movies what made that come up okay stop yeah she's Zelda yeah yeah I thought Zelda was black oh wow game grumps we'll find out what's hurting so bad those people where our ancestors they rode boats they were boats [Laughter] that's right link you have boat bloody it looks like well at least I'm not a Jew oh I would absolutely destroy her in bed if I were also sick stop being Ted that girl you like she's a princess that boat you've been riding me [ __ ] oh she's not the kind of what she's just like playing tricks on us now no I'm over here yeah now what I have now I'm about like just kind of throws that a smile there's no sense in like looking back and being like I wish I'd done that differently cuz you would have done the exact same [ __ ] in the exact same way so maybe there is faith you know me [Music] sorry thanks alright game drums what's the other game that we wanted to play tonight um go [ __ ] yourself extreme back you nasty [ __ ] oh yeah I think [ __ ] red fly like shoots you like you're gonna tap that you know she has no eyes and she's dead I would not have my socks right now if they if there weren't sheep on this world okay take me to task on my sheep position that's fine I just don't like sheep that's just a choice that I've made can you make that jump probably not good oh I can't I can't do this is awkward I can't [ __ ] hanging nice going Dec yeah are you trying to [ __ ] up her okay oh yeah he knows I watched it Oh kill them yeah I just gotta kill him oh okay that case I'll just check Facebook for a while okay I'm just kidding me what's up with Martha she's firing me lately with her updates she's posting selfies and pictures of food is she suicidal oh man like comment and subscribe hey if your name is Martha it's like when someone says like no offense but like that's how you know they're about to say some seriously offensive [ __ ] yeah no offense but you smell like [ __ ] you look like [ __ ] where's the song it to be so [ __ ] long yeah guy it's like in-a-gadda-da-vida literally applause my liver the [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [ __ ] godlike we need your files to transfer it's like watching porn upload upload come on like I don't know what I'm saying oh that's mine isn't it wow you're like a horrifying mermaid monster god I wish learning an instrument was that easy I know hey go into a trance and a [ __ ] mermaid angel that easy in that esoteric yeah then you wake up huh and then you [ __ ] shred it classical guitar but every time you do like a door open somewhere what are you doing sorry did I say you could sing yeah your boat seems happier about this [ __ ] the Swift sail situation he's like all boy oh my god I got two children in me [Laughter] okay good luck with those mumbles distract them while I run and grab the treasure hey soos [ __ ] bill oh my god see what she's really got going on under there Jesus what probably a nasal cavity swiggity swooty I'm coming for that booty when I first joined the show someone called me a [ __ ] and that I should die in a barn fire rod yeah a barn fire wait was that in the same statement yeah Jesus right that's a double whammy I know I was like that's a very specific type of fire I don't want you to die in just any fire yeah I want you to burn with the hay in this yes it has to go like right up like whoosh yeah and that would actually didn't hurt cuz it was so over the top well what did you what did you bring it up cuz you have one I'm trying to think of one now that was definitely the craziest one there's a lot of hate when I first joined the show today oh yeah yeah but like mad nighttime but I like we both knew it was coming oh yeah so I was like the first thing I said to you I think yeah you were like have you ever been hated on by a large number of people for a long period of time and I was like actually yes I have been making Internet videos from all over Charles dear didn't you do that superstition song that is Stevie Wonder oh yeah oh I get my blind dates mix is I get my horrible like the worst spurts no now he got mad just because you get your black blind her flutter boys come to you what's wrong with that racist oh man anyway I don't want to like say anything about your hands that like might upset you but uh that grody [ __ ] hand full of like knockoff Lucky Charms that you gave me yeah that we're all sticky from your hands you see yeah not sitting well did it taste gross Aaron ran to the kitchen news like you want anything I was like well yeah actually they're not they're marshmallow yeah yeah you came back to your credit all right would you would you do it we can go in and out of in and out oh my god this episode should be called fast food frenzy actually bury title this effort to title this episode episode oh did you notice how that the light forms a w-4 windwaker pan back hand back I swear it's true did you notice if you look upside down it actually forms an M or make no mistake you're an idiot the wind for what the [ __ ] are you looking at wow that's a stretch I mean that's how it always is like you always hear like a French or [ __ ] and stuff but like they have to put up with us yeah people are generally only [ __ ] when like we go over there and we demand that they speak English you know yeah like that's not their language man is why do you [ __ ] speak English like me uh-huh but then as soon as like a foreigner comes here and like they try to speak in Spanish you're like [ __ ] you it's a weird double standard learn English yeah this is my and where did Americans come from the ground what was that line when strong bad was talking about his girlfriend that he made up like yeah my girlfriend and hope stars like why don't you describe her and he's like well she's she's really real oh my god first second I thought you were gonna say like fellatio but then you went with the calling istra and I got really impressed it there because he's living it up and he's going oh my god I can't [Laughter] you laughter so I got to go to this [ __ ] island so I can [ __ ] learn the wind arias song and go and play it for a [ __ ] tree person do it man beat that [ __ ] I would like Tyson I'll beat it with a song from my favorite singer Brandi yell yell vez oh my god Oh what the [ __ ] he took America by storm the storm coming out of his mouth he really took command of the entire culture that's the end of the game really yeah you just conduct this song in front of the statue and then BOOM credits roll and then Ganon just like hanging out winch in rummy you're so [ __ ] that he's like this is not even that much closure just over the credits its Ganon playing gin rummy and your sister dead right in the zone hey hey hey I'm carrying him on my head kind of like Mowgli from The Jungle Book what was up with him right just like those jokey things that are not jokes in any way just like statement of facts followed by like that how about that huh you know the only reason I really come here is cuz the drinks are free I'll be here all night it's like one guy in the audience like sitting in a chair and is like mouth open head back into a squeeze you see what's moving squeeze you know it's my car and make aar and make it Mak AR yeah okay windwaker Makar oops bless you yep oh god I want it I love it oh god I just want to put it in my pants it's wait I'm sorry it's too cute when I love something I just that's my first reaction Wow okay I have to buy I must buy must buy who's Etsy page must I go to to [ __ ] ship that [ __ ] to me I don't know oh I wanted I'll pay $50 $60 sixty one dollars alright final offer thirty-five dollars and not a penny less [Laughter] sorry I'm not very good at negotiating I don't want to rush to judgment Wilkinson can suck my dick forever you don't have to like release it into the air and then catch it yes I know you do oh god now come on dumbest [ __ ] I've ever seen you do I kept I'm sorry man you know you know what word is very funny should I never that I never thought of before head but is it cool that is you're all right kid and then oh my god and flying high as a kite in the sky is a kite okay what happens that go okay I'm fine here we go yay oh my god serious Helen Mirren's at least I didn't take fall damage because I grabbed under the edge you are not giving me an emotional joy pendant with your behavior well good I'm glad at least I'm getting an emotional response out of you that's the best we've had in past two years in the past two years of the year that I've been on the show yeah well I've been friends with you more than a year that's you your big dumb and dingus it's not like we just started becoming friends when you appeared on the show you know what I will say that I was not I did not much care where did you learn things from a school Oh what the [ __ ] I got smacked in the head and then it screwed me up and threw me back to the door what do you drive damn it [ __ ] come on wind if only someone could wake it anyways capable God freed frag yeah no I can't with the dog I'm such a poop oh there's a door hey you better work [ __ ] okay you better work [ __ ] okay I heard you the first time you better work alright that's a fourth now get to work [ __ ] Irish ow ah was that the lyric get up break it down see me coming you he didn't hear my sound tell somebody in your town spread the word spread the word go call the police good call the governor I bring the trouble that means the trouble go oh I make it bubble up call me the bubbler I am the bad [ __ ] the [ __ ] that you love enough here's the ridge found at work work work work work work work work work work and then in parentheses work you better work [ __ ] that's the end of the song that was really good Brittany whoever was wall master always that hard to avoid no why are you are you meaning to tell me that there's a little bit of [ __ ] little bit of dance coming out of there I can't do it Oh door ooh and in the 44th minute Herron lost his [ __ ] mind I wish I was better at beatboxing ah dude you're great at that one beat the other yeah yeah and people love it I was gonna [ __ ] on LA and then I was like there's a lot of [ __ ] on but you know what everyone else does it yeah except for Kat Von D Kat what she doesn't [ __ ] on it no she loved knowing she's never seen LA Ink where she liked it like opens up and she's walking towards the camera and she's like I love this city she sounds exactly like that she smokes like 17 packs a day although through every hole of her body it's her walking towards the camera she's like all those sounds like she's got like 20 frogs right oh my god so yeah dad looked up some Kat Von D footage pretty spot-on I gotta say my impression is a hundred percent accurate I would not say a hundred percent 106 she has a surprisingly bassy quality she's like mice there's fun I'm gonna tattoo Ewok yeah I can't remember what those things are costing readers what get your gadget know what I like the most about women what's that what oh yeah boobs I'm also into the but in a really good personality necessarily in that order a hundred percent cuz you know like the brontosaurus Apatosaurus thing right you know how that all happened yeah the bones and whatever they're not real maybe you don't know it's somebody who's somebody fabricated them nobody molded a dinosaur and they're looking sugarless pork and darkness or and they were like oh cool and then they put it in books and tricked all the kids some guy was like no and then touched it and it like crumbled because it was made out of [ __ ] horse apples incorrect what a giant hammer that you could just [ __ ] smush those kids with good idea I'm just saying yeah you're thinking man thinking out loud just helpful hello practice children trying to find the [ __ ] pictograph all right I know give me a sec okay find it yeah I blend in practically with the grass like nobody can see me right this guy can't even [ __ ] see me I'm invisible to him hello Buzz Lightyear from the past dude yes really you're perfectly I can't see me I'm [ __ ] blended with the grass look at this I am the knight nothing come on alright next time I gave you ups I'm gonna catch [ __ ] everybody look imma glow in my sword is yeah it's pretty bad [ __ ] Chloe Mysore glow it even more check this [ __ ] out watch this when it comes to children my eyes never deceive me that's the same she was saying before wait what the [ __ ] too bad the greedy teacher wants 20 of them that's what I [ __ ] do I have 20 don't I uh spoils bag Oh eight different kinds of items as you see what you have inside all right cool I'm gonna change her this I have 20 I have 20 whole ones oh I have to actually give oh come the [ __ ] on I just gave you one I can't believe you you're wearing it she's like that's it this is from this one doesn't count this is your teacher one plus nineteen twenty I cannot believe you yes that is that isn't [ __ ] now I got a [ __ ] look up where the next [ __ ] stupid dumbass [ __ ] dejoy pendant is and windfall island well windfall island a list of joy attendance let's Google that [ __ ] let's try to find our off [ __ ] joy peasants are on windfall island alright let's check it out Zelda dot wiki a.com slash wiki slash windfall underscore island [ __ ] list [ __ ] joy pendants on here are there no [ __ ] columns and [ __ ] all these like nasty ass guys like oyster he's like Bob what's up and that guy's like just went to the grocery store picked up some organic peanut butter and go to down to like feel like he's like keep it down don't listen to Phil he's an [ __ ] what the [ __ ] man I have my sword out just like everybody said and I can't do the [ __ ] parry what the [ __ ] is this nonsense dude everybody was like oh you got every sword out and I'll show you parry not [ __ ] this time there we go sorry I yelled at you we need to find out isn't that what we need to find all the Triforce sure yeah all ten shorts there's one what's the switch like release cats out to relieve the pressure well now I just want to say sharp yeah like one smart fellow he felt smart one set three times oh my god you're like one fart damn it one fart smeller yeah try and try it one smart fellow wait one smart fellow he felt smart one smart fellow he felt smart one smartphone one smart fellow he still afford yeah English was invented just for that it's very hard one fart [ __ ] one smart fellow he felt smart one farts yeah one one one smart fellow he felt smart what's my color ppl smart one smart fellow he felt smart one smart fellow he felt smart one fart smeller to the divination Hanukkah frustration sometimes of good can you turns over can you ease into it and Angels and Airwaves what they gonna give it and then last dream think of it yeah what is it uh uh yeah it's like an infomercial for like scissors and the person like doesn't know how to use scissors and like the in the before oh yeah I heard of messing up your sister's sewing it just black and white and has like a big burnt X on it and [ __ ] the scissor lands like in the head of a cat and they have a big Telegraph like shrug and sigh ah and then like his wife is just like shaking her head like I want a divorce next time I get girls whoa that's a big ass thing holy [ __ ] dude did you eat the lady that was here pick it up and like I forgot to mention this like if you get like a front shot and zoom out I'm unclear on what Rochambeau is it's where you kick each other in the dick is the first one to quit it would be like I'm not doing this anymore is the loser what do you mean the first one to quit it's the first dude exactly thank you I'll go first yeah there's no getting kicked in the nuts and then being like ah okay your turn like no you are riding on the [ __ ] ground for hours alright you're good - [ __ ] that it's like no like I can't see color surprised [ __ ] hey it's another game game oh you need fairy dust to cure her I don't have [ __ ] fairy dust where the [ __ ] am I gonna get fairy dust from I'm already short on magic yeah I think I think just you just need to give her a fairy why would why would I waste a fairy on my grandma goddamn dude well I'm trying to save the world but let's say she'll give you soup it'll restore all of Lynx health and energy and double his attack power until receiving a hit from an enemy Wow yeah that's pretty I don't give a [ __ ] okay and so make his favorite soup anytime you're ugly I'll make you so once it takes a membership of 1295 a month but every time you want it you have to pay for it you know but it's chunky and it eats like a meal it's pretty [ __ ] up it's just ends our conversation there yeah [Laughter] [Applause] [Laughter] it's like the scene of her like the profiles very slight she like melts into like a watercolor painting bear you might want to put that is like that grandma just things like that shut your dumb [ __ ] wrinkled mouth she's like you're like all right you come back it's just like flies and then you just like quietly step over her and get some it's got like the gross skin over like this sucks in a lot of ways like way too many functions in this in this ship got it [Music] [Laughter] oh so clean looks like cheese hmm oh I could go for a like a paleo string cheese [ __ ] you are on five oh you know just standing around mommy did was hit the button like to start the new episodes you're off land every so okay love that penis all over your face love that penis all over my face [Laughter] giggles giggles another word for penis all right I want to see that remix on my desk Peter Dinklage next you're gonna tell me Madonna doesn't sing I'm a cheerio girl cheerio cheerio a cheerio yeah I was positive for the first like 10 years of my life that she was saying what's wrong with you I just I like Cheerios I like Cheerios just as much as the next man yes you buy them like oh thanks and as like when you're a kid you don't know what a Material Girl is you don't think like this is a shallow [ __ ] you just roll our bras stay tuned okay okay all right this is the last one all right you go last last revisited boss oh yeah last recycled content that's not a criticism of the game I feel inside yeah I'm just just saying just saying words too quickly to the Pietists platform it dangles up and down for your pleasure welcome back to games you can take selfies in this game are you serious like me like yeah just take a picture he's like now this guy up here oh my god dude is like check this [ __ ] out you should take a picture of yourself so he was all and then when I stabbed him he was like what was that skull in the background like save this pictograph and then maybe like sweet myspace angle bro yeah oh so hard everyone looks good from a 45-degree angle looking down nice did it hold on maybe this is probably a better idea if I just gonna forget about him for a second [Laughter] [Applause] [Music] but nobody carries cash anymore I carry cash I shouldn't say that I can't carry hundreds of thousands of dollars yeah in my shoe in unmarked non-sequential bills I also don't carry a means of self-defense what [ __ ] that Eric entail yeah for puppy Gannon he reminds me of a [ __ ] dead piece of [ __ ] oh [ __ ] that [Laughter] that was not up to snuff but the winds that blew across them sorry so this just like sleep farting like this yeah she's winking at me very subtly though [ __ ] lutely use this boat I'll cover you attack him as best you can that's not what she said but look close enough alone no don't take a selfie right now I got him there's no time you gotta make sure I get this one this is gonna be great we're such an ass this is gonna be great on the mantel losing [ __ ] precious life at Yukon it back it's Ganondorf when am I ever gonna see Ganondorf again what are you a Japanese tourist it's [ __ ] alright oh my god come on Selma come on I would love to play with you but lettuce you could come with look I'm the one with the double on yes of course we have a ship I am a ship did you forget something we looked for your glowing spot on the map and your sister she's like oh the tinkle says they were but they told secrets angry Japanese disappointed guy oh look tinyface yeah oh what a buzzkill is like the last bubble is grabbed off the face down couple flies Thank You lovelies for being with us for this entire time you guys are super amazing I'm screwed that up it would've been lonely ash if it was just me and Erin uh it is just you and me yeah but they had helpful suggestions like you suck that they were like you needed to have your sort out [ __ ] hideous that wasn't don't generalize that was like one guy and one very determined guy that I remember the one time that they were like hey maybe you should look up on the top right corner extremely telling you to put it down with the R button I remember that that wasn't the greatest hit that was fun I'm glad that we have friends all that aside willing to you know be honest with us it was yes tell us about I had a wonderful song how do you I mean a wonderful time I wanted to sing a song that's what it was how do you want to end this Erin don't be sad come on don't go there don't go there right now be happy be happy don't worry be happy hey baby come on don't worry be happy oh don't worry be happy now here's a little song I wrote I'm gonna sing it not for notes don't worry

Channel: Game Grumps Compilations

Views: 1,456,339

Rating: 4.9137034 out of 5

Keywords: game grumps, gamegrumps, compilation, best of, best moments, funniest moments, dan avidan, arin hanson, egoraptor, wind waker, legend of zelda

Id: BkV1QBcUTjo

Length: 94min 32sec (5672 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 16 2018