Game Grumps Best of Zelda's Adventure

hey welcome to the black screen well this is [ __ ] that was horrible looking boys oh my god Oh Oh No wait is this what's happening yeah I think you're needing the credit you need to hit reset Oh Anna Anna Roth Oh Anna okay so for anyone who doesn't know or detail this is the this is the third and final Zelda CDI game yet don't worry we won't be making copies of it yeah who would want to well I guess this came cost like four hundred dollars now yeah thanks to someone god damn it [ __ ] I know what somebody sent it and I know who sent it I just gotta look it up we'll put it in thank you so thank you thank you so much thank you then that's a hell of a queue that is a cute let's use it Oh Cox Cox on my face well done 'red Cox on the face horrible memes I get to play as Cox on my face and rather rather be one of the empties hey they had a lot of letters I had to use utilize the power that they bestowed oh it's so bad I don't know if I could look at this for a whole series is that that was the menu it took like an hour to load Oh No oh my god Oh have mercy this is just brutal can you interact with anything behind it it's just kind of like wait am I gonna come out 2,000 years later where do i go di dude I've been sucking down a walkthrough for three hours over there it feels like you want to hear what I'm looking at like this I mean this is the kind of thing that said this walkthrough the design of my CDI controller is very secure to the right did they did they just find people in the office I get around the studio to do the voices for this Sheri the secretary would you please come in voice this woman I'm starving and I'm thirsty thank you sure that's good enough Thank You Sheri that was horrible but we got it all you Zelda fans out there loving this oh yeah well they love it Oh God does that mean have to start all over again if it does I'm going to thank my head a cry do I have enough rupees for something I don't I can't get the Kindle oh that's a candle yeah what do you think it was a sword nah yeah it's kinda like a sword it's like the cylindrical waxy sword that you light on fire there's got a dish underneath it yeah you know like swords do the hold of the melted wax that comes off the sword [Laughter] you sound like you've pissed off like an angry old Flemmi jamaican yard Mudhoney yard money wilma clock mom I got him alright so where does the term phoning it in come from I don't know Dan Aaron would you shut off the silence for five seconds you got it where does the term photogate it'd come from my nose all stuff that keeps thinking saying where does the term photo get it come from I don't know no one says that sorry Dan do you have a cold Oh swing it Adam it's too strong that's not doing any thank you [ __ ] strong this kills me before you was there anywhere to go besides there I was trying to figure that out Dan and he said why don't you swing your sword at him maybe I already tried that pretty sure about that Dan yeah I did I'm pretty sure he's the bad guy there was another guy there was the red guy though I want some guy to be standing on that on the other side of our office so when you open the office story I didn't spawn I was way the [ __ ] over how much do you think the guy who did the music for this got paid to lean on that one load the [ __ ] keyboards fell asleep bring in the music he's oh [ __ ] oh yeah yeah sure uh yeah let's hear it right now hit play odd but it's a B although I'll do it for you [Music] I wonder what kind of reviews this guy gee I wonder well remember when we looked up the other two CDI ones and they had pretty decent reviews well they were like reviews at the time weren't there yeah but I mean that's what I wanted a traffic the graphics are crazy yeah this wasn't like cutting-edge though there were tons of games that had like like Mortal Kombat was can I can I tell you the first two things I saw when I when I looked up reviews of this game what's that one is this game is an embarrassment to Nintendo who had no part in this and the other one starts off at all capital letters Jesus all these [ __ ] items I have chock-full items schemes a [ __ ] embarrassed God my my [ __ ] is wet and dripping hair and please it's all viscous so what are you talking about please it's get no don't don't finish that thought got mucus Oh Aaron fine why do you delight in saying the grossest [ __ ] because it's great Dan late what have life simple pleasure it's not for anyone else for you because you could just say a word and elicit a response in people yeah you just broadcast garbage that comes into your [ __ ] awful brain and any rights it's awesome yuck what you want to volunteer to be a part of that shut up you [ __ ] semi-truck sound [ __ ] like what the hell's like revving its engine a treasure Oh next time I get grubs this is a purely a situation of your own making Erin we I acknowledge that Dan I acknowledge that alright so rough to play breath of the wild and then this like I don't even have to do game groans I could just go home and sleep right dan yeah this is all a situation my own making dude that's true it's I didn't even need the [ __ ] look at this I can see it wrong with me all the way back to get the camera [ __ ] see the walls goddamn it Wow well next time I get groves see you soon bye it's it's amazing how thin razor thin the line is between you trolling everyone and having giddiness about how bad this game is to it immediately turning into woe is me exasperation I don't care what was me Oh give a [ __ ] please please don't be there please please get the love of [ __ ] Lord for the Lord of God yes kill the goofy goblins oh [ __ ] oh god oh [ __ ] good job dude oh my god music is happening oh yeah it's like Friday the 13th did oh god oh god got me lord lord lord have mercy [Laughter] oh he does that [ __ ] we're like backs up into me oh that's hot just stay in the center no [ __ ] but he [ __ ] comes at me [ __ ] Lord blue green because I could be using the [ __ ] side yeah I mean you can use it try it I'm running out of hell flash red if it if you're doing damaged oh yeah it should defeat Lord simply hit him ten times with Zelda's wand really be sure not to use the Jade ring it does almost no damage wasting my [ __ ] rupees in my nothing anymore oh my god I am in love with this game now like a [ __ ] Lord he runs at me with a [ __ ] ball Jesus don't be in the middle to back up he's gonna back again yeah but he comes at me no no he just got backs up it in the middle I think yeah yeah you're fine okay alright as a as a connoisseur of game design I do appreciate this a great deal ya know it's not even a not even a weapon it's probably gotta use it to deflect some I don't care okay shut the [ __ ] mouth you live in a shack okay that's Shack is pretty generous my name is Randall I come from Randall world where everyone's named Randall that's the bit [Laughter] and want to expound on it anymore yeah he's like I'm done with all of it I sign here pointing to the east says something about find out something of find out oh man rough is that fine moving one screen in that direction takes us to a strange talking mushroom creature yes please Oh No thank you strange does even begin to yeah I regret hello I'm Eric and this is Ian we're from Smosh oh my god how would they get themselves confused they'd be the only people who wouldn't do that whoa buddy he gave you a feather I'll take it but buddy yeah sorry I only date people with faces yikes yikes hey welcome back hello okay welcome back to this [ __ ] show we were contacted by a zelda's adventure speedrunner they exist named Maxwell Thank You Maxwell and he sent us a bunch of resources on how to beat this game yeah stuff that you might not have expected like that thing that we couldn't kill in the last episode apparently all you have to do is hit it for two minutes so let's do that two minutes a time you can also get a ring that will help but that'll take longer than just wailing on this thing for two minutes do it [Music] girl huh baby yeah it's impossible Maxwell's just [ __ ] with us oh my lord that is insane are you serious oh this that was like a full exact two minutes this [ __ ] game I what can someone at home count how many uh how many swings that was yeah holy [ __ ] it had to be over a hundred that was incredible I am an honorary member of the Zelda's adventure speedrunning joint congratulations oh we still have the volume off oh no sorry the last episode of Zelda at Zelda's adventure really took a lot out of me personally oh no it's okay I was just no God and I like after the episode was over Aaron was we were trying to figure out what to do when we were looking it up but that like endless loop of detuned organ music kept playing and I was just like Aaron I need this out of my life you were like you're saying what the [ __ ] was that you were like this is decreasing the quality of my life from a very honest place you know you know what I feel like when we play this game remember that Japanese game show where the guy is naked on all fours and there's another guy that's like chained to a chair and every time the guy in the chair gets a question wrong the naked man is on a treadmill and it gets his ass closer to the dudes face that I feel like the guy who with that with the ass coming at his face that's that's where I'm at the game is the ass yeah and my face is my face yeah okay just trying to breathe yep he said after this it's pretty straightforward whoa whoa what the [ __ ] boy look to your dreams you'll find that nothing is what it seems yeah okay well neat neat great weirdest go [ __ ] yourself 1995 think of the Zelda's that were out a Link to the Past had been out for two years well oh oh my heart I'm just taking solace in my lollipop dude my heart will not go on no not under these circumstances what's okay you wait a week you'll forget you're probably right see you later you Jam that lollipop into my eye oh sure thanks I got at least like things that I could be using like what is this I don't know what this is okay I'm fine I'm fine everything's fine what do you have over there everything's good I just had some stuff and there's a dragon building also here yeah there was just an open door over here oh well okay walkthrough complete this looks good this looks promising okay they're just going up and down in the same spot oh my god this can they're just some dudes hand yeah literally just like a digitized picture of someone working in the office like they're they probably check them they're like Carl can you reach for this stapler he was like sure thing in there you're in Zelda oh God boy it's exciting oh well I can do it yeah it doesn't seem like it can't be done I [ __ ] love when you first meet him and he's just like look tear heart luck to you so you know find that nothing is as it seems it's like that's awesome Ryan dude damn it I better work on that a little bit then are you a producer I'm looking for an agent he's doing cartwheels and he just wanted me to rest time to sit and rest he car wheels around it just says 9 hits that's awesome yeah all right well what does it hit what counts as a hit I think hitting him all right count it out for me one two god [ __ ] damnit who dies first Miriam you okay there are two o people oh hello hi village my princess we have heard of your coming please accept this token of welcome o song my god this is canon this is a Canon Zelda game of course it is it's an official license Ella game the stain of this will stay with me personally forever that guy sang me a song and now this guy singing me a song oh boy oh my God he's moving north to North to north again east nope man you were determined yeah I'm going north [ __ ] thought for sure now go north twice hello Falcon friends or Carl No hey Larry we need a voice of a guy of a bird dying sure yeah how about a spider dying yeah no problem now you're fired you're really killing it laughs you're fired and also we're using all of them you got a dude's head I think it's a dude like melting into a pizza yeah he's like halfway through his pizza transformation he's like a hall rod I swear I could transform into a pizza you seek he's not on this world Matt Ryan it is to the east you must go okay can you zoom in on this thing what am I looking at right now I'm trying to turn into a pizza pretty to the heart particularly pepperoni oh but I cannot oh no oh man it's too much ah did he say go to the east don't eat me I'm sorry don't East me is what I meant oh my god what oh yeah damn it I don't know if you should I've just it's a house and it's there for the going in man I am NOT a pre-recorded message nope nope no I'm not three feet taller than you are no no I'm blocking the door with my face can't get in here you can't get anywhere [Music] just some [ __ ] dudes home video from the grand can and he's like that was a good bird sound let's use that yeah I only have it on tape so we're gonna have to cut up tape I also visited a petting zoo so we've got pigs yeah let's use this for the spider sounds here then Karl oh you got no problem boss I'd have to say Zelda's a adventure has some of my favorite NPCs of all time oh yeah do you remember melting PD it's a man and non-helpful woman don't forget stories spin an old guy ten foot tall mr. blocks a door yeah mr. spinner yarn in front of a door oh my god Wow cloud mini-boss is that her I'm [ __ ] out clouds this is like some [ __ ] nightmare [ __ ] yeah no kidding it's like some [ __ ] I saw in the water when I thought I saw a ghost and I'm 6 6 years old ok maybe I'll just take a little take a little mental health break what what are they don't worry if we can what is it it's I don't know I think it's a beetle of some kind it looks like a face it does it does do you hear that you're what often a distant that means a predator is catching it's prey looks like it's died witness the glory miniature sweet Oh oh there were things under that turkeys what the I'm gonna die oh my god oh my god you have to fight cloud monster oh yes yes I do yes I do kill the cloud monster over and over and over again over and over and over my friend alright Paul and Zelda's adventure everybody loves it go and take it and push it shove it off a cliff cuz the [ __ ] is [ __ ] sucks my dick every day I'm never gonna freestyle you know I was like I was here just quietly thinking like man I hope you work sucks sucks my dick into it sure enough like like a noble warrior you came through hey man it's it's my staple do you want to know what this walkthrough says what's it about this entire shrine yeah what's a mal Mord equals 8 hits with a question mark that's it it's all we're gettin yeah well I know this is made by the greatest zelda speedrunner of this game in the world that is not a statement M that is a statement on this game I am I know a little bit about this dungeon so okay so those that's an anti-fairy just so you know ya know I kind of get that hard cheese jeepers gosh the [ __ ] Lord just just just end me just to end me man you are blasting them with onion ring oh my god alright we're back rule we're back okay I did it and now he's in this room with tons of sauce okay do you know what's coming in these rooms yeah I do okay cool that's good I've seen this whole dungeon ahead of time Marv as long as I can get to mal forward or wherever the [ __ ] your name is mal murdered man I mean Lord [Laughter] much one come here come here mmm Cheri us this is fun this is fun swinging in my one string in my life I love this it's my life this is a game for fun I should retire hang out with my wife oh and my life step back step back step back step I have to leave you're all hot and a friend there's something good something I have to leave I have to leave right now I have to go wait um can you just go up like once he vacates that well yeah but he's still gonna be there and he's gonna shoot [ __ ] at me and he might have a heart in him hmm can he shoot through the walls well it's not a wall it's not a wall like platforms oh my gosh that's like the floor Oh God why can you just walk on whatever no no now someone game grumps pretty close to the next door is the last box are you [ __ ] oh good oh good no there's no one in the world that has like a gross splatting sound more than you do oh really like the I can't even do it [Laughter]

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Length: 29min 51sec (1791 seconds)

Published: Mon May 27 2019