Funniest Things Gamers Overheard From Another Player's Mic (r/AskReddit)

what is the funniest thing you overheard from another players make while playing a game online I was playing I think code or something and I hear this kid go mom did you see that I sniped him and the mom goes that's great did you put lotion on the Arashi ass elbows one time after beating a kid at a match on counter-strike he kept yelling 1v1 me nerd and hurling other insults at me the kid was definitely only 11 to 12 years old anyways I added him so he could 1v1 and while sitting in the pregame Lobby I heard his mother come up and start yelling at him to go to bed he refused to turn off the PC then I heard his mother warped towards the PC and turn it off he was immediately disconnected I was laughing so hard the whole time I heard an adult get mad at his mom for putting the wrong cheese on his sandwich I was playing rocket League and some guy told me he was going to take a bath with my dad I've never laughed so hard a guy in my overwatch party was taking barn Roetzel night claiming it made him play better we had pushed the payload almost to the end on our turn but we were losing ground extremely fast they pushed us to the second checkpoint on Gibraltar when the guy says hold up and goes completely afk in spawn from the mech we hear the loudest most drawn-out barn trip that I have ever heard in my life [ __ ] dead is lasted like 90 seconds he came back and proceeded to frag out hard on medieval characters and basically held the enemy team in spawn the rest of the game after that we went on one of those night long winning streaks and I finally hit Ireland I never found we'd seagull again but I couldn't have done it without him I was playing a quick play game of overwatch and there was some kid getting yelled at by his mom that dinner was ready it was a shouting match of her telling him to get off the game and him telling how he'd only be a minute then he full-on screamed at her and disconnected this was followed by one guy on Mick who had been silent the entire game bursting out laugh Charlie don't you dare to the [ __ ] cable don't you dare stop stop stop spit the [ __ ] cable out Charles that rusty brass which I think what I presume to be the cat didn't let go of the cable overheard him on shout from a-team Mapes audio ma we are going out to get breakfast kit no I'm in the middle of a game MA we are going to McDonald's awesome echod 69 left the game this guy's girlfriend asked him if she should order him pizza he said do I [ __ ] look Italian to you I was once playing NHL with a couple friends our random Lea filled team mate was probably about a 14 or 15 year old kid we then hear an older woman's voice presumably his mother in the thickest Boston accent I've ever heard wash your [ __ ] hands teddy two pumps of soap don't break the [ __ ] container my husband goes around singing you have food you have water what the [ __ ] is your problem our goofy Maine [ __ ] kitty is a complete shell hound but loves when my husband sings to him so when my husband since this the kitty chimes in with him well one night I'm doing a Wow raid and I was explaining a strat when my husband starts singing this in the kitchen he was loud enough that everyone on the mick heard it and burst out laughing shortly after that someone asked the mage to drop her table and a feast so he responded by saying you have food and water WTF is your problem which lead to everyone bursting out in laughter again I was trash-talking this team on black ops 2 back in the day I said you live in your mom's basement and my mom walked into my room at that very moment and said he will too if you don't get those grades up I was 14 on a tf2 server close to when fallout 4 was gonna be released some guy had a tabletop record player and some original records that had some of the songs from fallout on the and while he was playing a tampon baby for the millionth time he knocked the record player off his desk and everyone in the server and it basically exploded on the poor man's floor he sounded like he was gonna cry afterwards I was playing Cod and a player was helping his son with his homework he was having a hard time explaining why multiplying by zero equals zero so I plugged in my make and told the guy how to explain it simply it was like Cyrano de Bergerac I'd say a sentence to the guy in his headset and he parroted to the kid I also love when I hear people talk to what I assume are their pets on Mick so not overheard but I remember an incident about myself when I was 12 I got to raves it G in World of Warcraft for the first time with my guild it was also the first time I used Ventrilo /d s & didn't know about the push-to-talk mechanic so my mic was on the whole time my mom asked me from downstairs what I wanted on my sandwich so I yelled back really loud liver pissed with mayonnaise and cucumber in Norwegian and oh my god I scared the [ __ ] out of my guilders some other Norwegian guy in the guild could not stop laughing for the whole raid back in the days of halo 2 guy I played with regularly was Asian we were trash talking as 15 year olds well when I heard this sharp slapping sound followed by the doop logging out turns out his mom had our trash talk and used her flip flop to wall up the back of his head first time I heard it followed by many more when we were up too late the only online game I've ever played this fortnight and I only started playing that because my little nephew wanted me to do with him as he has nobody else to play with regularly I was bad though so I started playing squad fell on my own to try and improve so I could actually help my nephew when we play early hours of one morning I got paired up with a couple of guys who sounded like they were talking Arabic so I just stayed quiet than a young kid joint maybe about 14 or so and started trying to talk to the other two he went through homeless of languages asking them of a spoke English Spanish Italian German and the two guys said no each time finally the kid asked them if they spoke French and one of them said yes the kid spoke a few sentences in French and after a slight pause one of the guys replied with a baguette I laughed the kid left one of the guys said aaww the weekend left turns out they were both Scottish it was funny but it didn't half make me feel kind of dumb listen to this young kid who speaks all these languages and we barely know English it was in a call of duty ghosts' infection lobbying there were multiple little kids trash-talking each other throughout the whole game then somebody called spit greets could join dand infected one of the kids then they all ganged up on him say that they hoped he choked on his haggis then he comes on the make and in the most stereotypical Scottish accent possible casually says feko flats or I'll shove me haggis up ye bollocks laddie I was nearly crying throughout the next match not mine but my friend's story she was playing pub with a bunch of random people and one of the dudes mum goes are you talking to a girl in the most dramatic voice and then he disappeared the other dude went like oh man let's pray for his soul I overheard these two guys on seats talking about red dead and this one guy said I named my horse after the super 90 shotgun and just yelled yee-ha was hard as he could I used to play Hale and three with a group of my social worker buddies whenever we would get an angsty kid yelling at the game we would turn it into a counseling session teaching anger management techniques finding out what was behind the rage encouraging them to rethink life decisions I'd like to think we helped a lot of people I'm too late on this we'll get buried but no game will drag you out of party chat and into game chat like sea of thieves one night we had a few ships Alliance up over a few hours very chill and having a good time until we get some done middle schooler in the chat he keeps his chill for all of maybe 10 minutes before he hey how old do you guys think I am I said young enough to ask that question which got a lot of laughs he then told us he was 14 used a racial slur and told us he hated gay people over the course of the next few minutes nobody kicked or blocked him instead we all talked about how glad we were that we didn't have online chat when we were his age because everyone is a [ __ ] idiot when they're 14 and we also would have said and done stupid [ __ ] thinking we were cool but actually telling everyone that we are immature and closed-minded and really just [ __ ] dumb we'll share anecdotes about stupid things we said or believed as teenagers he got really quiet and then got very polite we ended up playing with him for several hours then at the end somebody remarked that they didn't realize you can't change your character after creation and they wish they had picked a different one to which this girl shouts you're telling me I'm stuck playing as this fattest grandma and sure enough her character was indeed a fattest grandma see of feeds so many laughs with strangers I was the one saying it over a live Meg husband and I were cooking meal prep lunches when I had to leave for my raid I was talking something through before a fight when my husband came into the office with a Forks full of food for me to try I moved my head away a few times and he kept getting closer and closer with the fork until I finally said I don't want it in my mouth right now gild waited a half second before losing it we had to take a 10-minute break I was playing for tonight weather squad of fandoms playing with a kid who's been talking the entire game no one is responding a mom I'm assuming starts yelling at this kid in a squad on fortnight mind you he's probably 10 to 12 years old I hear in a stern voice Jason turn off yours box right now he whines we are almost done can I finish this game she says if you don't turn it off now nose box for a week door slams Jason doze budget he stays on and we come in seventh Jason is a legend while playing Wow a guild mates from Trinidad screamed that his neighbor's monkey was spinning on a ceiling fan teeing everywhere it was truly glorious was dealing with a real tough Mick bad-boy honks go matchmaking route racist griefing et Cie just your typical gold Nova puppy but all of a sudden we hear a baby crying in the background of his make someone tells him to go take care of his [ __ ] child and the whole match becomes just us answering him with unsolicited fatherhood tips a guy's drunk wife talking loud enough in the background for us to hear her about how she made the [ __ ] out of some sourdough bread those were her exact words she was all yeah I know your online friends can hear me I bet they're jealous of this bomb sour dough they can suck my dick back in the halo two days there was the proximity Mick feature where you could hear an opposing players make if you're one ear than when a spoke team Slayer one night on coagulation I hijacked an enemy players ghost remember how awesome it was doing that as I kicked the dude out and stole his ghost the kid shouted at me go eat a cheese sub Roger you fat Irishman and then silence as I turned around to killed him I was stunned but Illaria Slee amused at the same time that was 2005 and I still giggle about his crackly voice screaming that random [ __ ] at me I was playing a game of dead or alive foreign multiple people were in the lobby this guy usual fashion starts trash-talking one of the other guys and all of a sudden both of them somehow get their girlfriends involved in this online argument on a headset it was pretty hilarious listening to two women compared a man's penis sizes which is completely irrelevant to the situation law mine isn't funny but it was really sweet and made my gaming experience a lot better I'm the young sounding girl and I play a lot of CS go so I'm unfortunately exposed to a ridiculous amount of all sorts of harassment in one particularly bad game I had three guys who queued together being really disgusting and horrible and one guy who was nice but couldn't really do anything to stop these [ __ ] at one point I hear who I assume is his roomie se-young this is sad how many does she have referring to how many I queued with guy on mixers I queued alone and his roomie responds I'll hop on and invites friend ex and friend why ask her if she'll five man with us this should his [ __ ] horrible I was having a really shitty day in this guy mated way way more enjoyable for me he just heard what was being said and stopped what he was doing to make me feel more comfortable I played like three awesome games with these guys they were amazing the whole time and I still queue with them sometimes when they are around doing a raid with a few randoms I hear a dude talking to his kids say yes daddy is playing game with friends then all I heard was ps4 beep and him saying oh [ __ ] nutter cut off and leaving the game and party chat legit was so [ __ ] funny when he eventually joined back up he explained his little kid loves turning off his ps4 [Music]

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Length: 13min 45sec (825 seconds)

Published: Mon Jun 10 2019