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e3 nintendo directs no need we have it all right here in 10 dogs garage oh doggie come here doggy doggy don't run hello oh i'm on the ground dog just throw my face into the pavement oh oh right bumper right bumpers is the grab fetch what that's insane oh he's in my stomach he's like the alien that burst out of your chest from alien i'm gonna name you chocolate because chocolate is frail it will melt in the sun crumble at the slightest touch hey there hey everybody can i pet you it's okay like oh oh no oh god oh chocolate oh i don't like this i'm sorry chocolate i'm trying to hold you still but the drifting is kicking in oh my god oh oh no what the heck chocolate oh oh my it's like a turkey something tells me this wasn't in the original in 10 dogs hey hey hey good good boy good boy he's like a mountain turret jesus christ it's like a cannon i think this is the kind of stuff that they write like uh what's it called creepypastas about like this is project aj 37 all he does is roam the countryside looking for things to shoot forever longing for a head it can still bark is it is it like a door hun it's a goddamn ghoul uh thank you very much for swear by the way craig cuddle fish people want the dog to be sniffed and people want it now well you s a problem i can offer you a 50 off deal on it and before we get into the next game i got a deal for you you guys hear that i've never heard toad's suffering sound so crisp the cove commuter 2 bluetooth speaker a powerful little audio projector that i've been using for the last week or so now look at this a simple pokemon card i break it in half worthless a rubber chicken i break it in half it'll never scream again the poor thing the cove commuter 2 speaker i break it in half bam that's right i didn't just break my speaker beyond further repair i've doubled its power and by putting each half on either side of you it will deliver a rich 360 audio [Music] immersion it's even waterproof so it can work perfectly in the shower sorry about that let me turn the speakers on now if you use code fail 67 to take 67 off your purchase that makes this one of the most affordable and unique speakers i've seen just click on the link in the description to get your own cove commuter 2 speaker and thank you cove for sponsoring this video it's a really cool look at this really cool looking um oh hey hey okay of course mario zooms mario got a little bit extra gas in the tank today is there a is there a reverse there's no back there's no break only speed this is crazy he just grinded my face into like a fine mist against that wall yeah this is 400 cc you can't see see anything mario irresponsible driving edition uh-oh and so mario stayed as he slowly dried out into a decomposed husk could you imagine if cars backed up like this can you imagine trying to parallel park when your car is hopping like a rabbit sorry i need to flatten this chipotle parking lot real quick oh let me put it in r there's no way that this can be good right there's no way that you can build a horror game in nintendo garage builder right oh jesus christ oh i don't like this oh no get the cursor off the screen feel by okay i'm going at full speed by the way right now i'm gassing it 11.59 i am actually getting vibes you guys ever played the original pc see they don't it's not a loyal port they don't usually appear in the first area whoa i gotta see that model that model was just a mom that's just a lady mother she's not gonna be here this time i'm not a fan hey there mother oh there's a hole in her oh that's actually really jarring oh it loops is it different this time do i should i turn on the webcam for this oh no now you you could pinpoint the exact moment where i'm like oh i was kind of hoping it was going gonna be the exact same that's a weird looking baby why am i on edge okay loop number two going well this could be all that was designed nope is that is this it oh the world outside mother mother let me go out into the world let me see what life has to offer let me spread my wings mother i know you might have a hole in your stomach but do you have a hole in your heart too pt stands for potential torture yeah okay hello yeah okay i think we're done wait this one could be crazy you might have heard of moom you might have heard of dude but have you heard of doom right trigger shoot r switch weapon b boom oh they're shooting at me ah okay so no just don't get shot that's all this is actually tough oh jesus give me the binding of spit gun yes all this weapons insane man the game balancing is just out this is outrageously poor why would you even use the other weapon what's the death thinking okay step up who wants a taste who wants a lick i got your whole meal oh what i caught one in my mouth man you know when they said i had a flat head i just you know i thought they were just trying to be mean i didn't think they meant it literally okay okay okay again i've had my fun next a mega game okay well what it's megalovania could you hear could you hear my joy-cons vibrate wait what 24 seconds ago they finished this level this is as fresh from the presses as we're going to get we're gonna go piss off bowers and kick him in the knee bowser junior's looking a little different i'm not sure if you can tell oh what okay well it's already broken never mind bad game hello i've done it oh my god this poor duck they don't go down this fast maybe give this damn thing brain damage stop it die i have served my purpose is this it is this bowser's moody monday bowser's indignation so you know how it's an accurate port because i still struggle to get up this wall what's happening apple let's go collect all the apples one zero out of ten hey there captain toad there we go oh it's loud oh that's too loud okay i'm looking a little uh glossy kitty no kitty kitty no well there they go on their wayward way and so the kitty would continue to roll for years decades some say they're still rolling to this day until they eventually fall off the edge of the world which is hard programmed in i don't think we're gonna be collecting all the apples chat they're one and you oh my god i'm so sorry you killed bowser jr everybody oh is that bowser wait a second is that bowser over there come on yes kitty ball bowser you'll never see this one coming what when will the horror game stop that's so cool wait does the cat die no go go kitty cat go to a place i was never meant to uh heaven i know they say bowser fury is for short but this is ridiculous mario's stroll where's mario going oh my mario's twitching oh no no wait this is cute mario's mustache is moving right now things got some momentum oh oh there we go we're alive oh oh never mind take that back mario no well there he goes i guess you know man i never think the 3d marios really aren't as good as people think they are why you let yourself go yeah mario let himself go off the cliff like this is well made hold on mario with all the strength you got don't give in i hate how he's how he just stares knowingly expectantly ready to consume the void like it's consumed him many a time before this sounds like scat man's world i'm going to scream [Music] i hear it i actually hear it ah please don't trust those arrows oh wait wow that worked oh cool oh this is wonderful whoa [Music] keep hitting it i like the feeling of winning i can't get over mario twitching fire didn't take his normal pills we're breaking out the big guns we're going on an amazing adventure where toad waits for a bus quiet everybody the show's about to begin [Music] holy [Music] it's wonderful one does not ask why they scream one only appreciates that they were there to see it it's actually perfect there's no completion there's no checkpoint there's no princess to be saved and the only enemy is yourself stop scaring me [Applause] my nerves can't take game builder garage i'm i'm not built strong enough i chat chat they're all bangers they're all bangers but luckily for you guys i got one one last banger in store oh boy toad's quest for cheerios i'm sweating the reviews are actually insane this has got to be one of the most best games i've played this is definitely the best game so far perfection mo blobs says the visceral joy at unexpectedly hearing a toad scream upon dying has been the highlight of my year thank you i am sitting up straight chat toad's quest for cheerios begins and so does my life here we go [Music] oh my god they have the they're the stupid womp womp womp chat do you think they allow for two games of the year cheerio oh my god cutscenes it has a cut it has a cutscene you found the cheerios short sweet to the point doesn't overstay its welcome and leaves me wanting more hey begging for more i can't jump off a cliff and it promotes good messages this is a game for our youth to play wait no i lie i lie i lie though but i completely lie there's one more we're doing pinky dash donated to get a metopia level played oh wait no here's a miitopia code never mind never mind i'm sorry i'm sorry oh but jr says i made game okay this is the last one this is one from a viewer that's a metopia code i'm sorry but this one jr this one is real apparently hopefully maybe unless it just says it says stiff me i know you guys too well i know you guys too well at this point you guys are getting too predictable i like how it also says go sniff me hey if this video made you laugh consider subscribing i do a lot of weird stuff on this channel and frankly this game is right up my alley okay see you soon have a good day

Channel: Failboat

Views: 595,383

Keywords: Failboat, game builder garage, nintendo, new, fangame, mario, toad, e3, switch, video games

Id: ymRF4THt0cY

Length: 13min 22sec (802 seconds)

Published: Sun Jun 13 2021