Every Coffee Shop Ever

and what kind of milk would you like winter mouches cream whole milk low-fat nonfat almond milk coconut milk rice milk hemp milk and dog milk no milk don't worry it's not what it sounds like what does it do milk you may only extract it from a dog's teeth it's exactly what it sounds like No yeah sorry guess you're right so what'll it be dog no please I have to know every coffee shop ever we've got a latte for Diane wow this is beautiful thank you very much latte art is kind of a passion [Applause] thank you so much you are incredible at your job uh-huh I couldn't get the carne sentiment don't say which I was ill hazel not an almond milk and comer birthday coming right up since is your first closing shift I should warn you the customers later in the day are a little different than your typical morning customers I mean they're just people trying to get some coffee how different can it be oh hi Janice how are we usual please who's this tasty plate it gives you drink for me here Oh my name is Luis I usually work the early morning shifts one more from my lupus you please good boy so fruitloop you ever throw up just from smelling a lady no I can't say I have well it's pretty routine whatever you do so you like it alright little baby boys boys it a good day see what I mean different tests think I love her ooh the briefs is wearing a beanie so you know this is gonna be good this is in Starbucks it's cute local coffee shop just say medium medium medium come on Jane you can do this hey can I get a grande pop no it's okay it happens all the time trust me oh hey could I get 120 pieces though dude it's okay I know what you mean oh no no those are our tips sir I was saving for tango lessons drive through Starbucks is basically wall-e okay Bruce we'll call your name when it's ready Thanks wait no no you want are we right in the front so no one else takes our drinks maybe be in the way I mean I never considered that but who cares we're way more important than all the other customers here plus I never listened for my name so I just grabbed every single drink that goes on the counter to see if it's mine I can't get mean rude I don't know the meaning of that word large Manila latte for Margaret what's this is this for Bruce is this a coffee for Bruce no it's thanks oh yeah what the heck that's gross it's not my coffee I know it's for Margaret yeah but my name is Bruce I'm Bruce you know what I'm never coming here again let's go Eileen we we have got a small warm milk with 18 pumps of hazelnut for Bruce got small warm milk 18 bumps his nut for brews I would like a venti coffee enema to stay okay we've got a nitro cold brew for Jace a black coffee with espresso shot for Riley and a triple espresso for Harrison Thanks and if you guys need any creamer sugar it's over there in the corner no wow you can really taste the coffee so oh the way the coffee's meant to be Oh YUM so bitter Wow I just love this coffee it's pure stomach burning unfiltered coffee yeah we don't ruin our coffee like all those other idiots who fell it was so burn flavored syrups oh yeah would you like some lip on that no but I'd like some naynay so I get out of my car to check on him but the body was gone wait Oh God dude that's kombucha girl oh oh we gotta watch a drink of coffee it's gonna be dumb oh my god I bet she'll do all the faces from tik-tok yeah yeah yeah that's good ha hi what can we get for you oh yeah I got you a small black coffee you got a kombucha girl don't worry about paying it's on the house I am be for you kombucha girl thank you guys so much yeah so how is it how's the coffee it's a good is it bad info it's good you know and that [Music] hey what's the Voldemort's apricot and coffee dark roast [Music] [Applause] ha ha I got my favorite coffee it's gonna make you all shaky and then you're gonna want to go directly wait what guys is this seriously the best we can do that was super weird well you said you wanted a realistic coffee commercial because the others were and I quote fake bullsh that aims to make their crappy bean water look elevated when in fact it's nothing more than dumb [ __ ] that I hate [ __ ] I hate it so much god damn it and while I stand by that entire statement I still feel like the very first promo for our new coffee should be funny and awesome wait in are you think Smosh makes its own coffee now that's right Ryan and it's called my favorite coffee it's an ethically sourced specialty grade coffee that comes in two blends and a cold brew and you can buy it right now at my favorite coffee calm wow that's so adult and awesome what's it called again my favorite coffee does it have a tagline we promise it's not trash we also sell mugs in just in case you still think this is a joke it really isn't this is for real and it's some of the best copy you will find anywhere so once you're done with this video go to my favorite coffee calm or click the links below and join me in drinking coffee that isn't trash love you this is exact change there was more change in that pocket she reached out and grabbed exact change who is this JC please to complete we just tasty please Shane look me in the eyes and remember this forever I hate it beyond belief I hate it so much that I hold on I'm getting a call one second hello mom mom can you hear me yes I can hear you can you hear me mom I'm gonna have to call you back later I'm in a coffee meeting alright you don't have to remember any more of this end quote oh is that for Margaret I'm Margaret for Bruce we Adam Margaret this is for Bruce what do you think I'm saying right now are you Bruce can you hear what this good thing yes they're not Harrison I'm good you know it's just like a coffee guys here and I mean yeah oh that wasn't no I wasn't that wasn't it no I mean it's coffee yeah yeah no boy yeah you know okay so I have to forgive us the last time we had a celebrity in here was just someone who like saw the Taco Bell dog so we're just like wait you're kidding no that's dope right right see that's what I said that's what I that's what you said at the sink on it at the exact same way at the same time yes Santa we're so good in saying things that I would love to be a part of that joke someday let's try it yes my notes yeah you guys it will work on we'll work on it for sure for sure so she's coming back yeah the security footage Congrats you made it to the end of the video and if you're obsessed with coffee like I am check out my favorite coffee and get yourself a bag or two the first 500 bags of each blend will be hand signed by little ol me my favorite coffee calm we promise it's not trash [Music] you

Channel: Smosh

Views: 7,264,793

Rating: 4.8809075 out of 5

Keywords: smosh, smosh pit, smosh games, funny, comedy, coffee, coffee shop, every coffee shop ever, every blank ever, smosh every blank ever, ebe smosh, ebe coffee, ebe coffee shop, brittany broski, kombucha girl, tik tok, smosh coffee, my favorite coffee

Id: 5Sf4D9uMnJk

Length: 9min 45sec (585 seconds)

Published: Mon Oct 14 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/qngvyen]

i miss the old smosh tbh

[u/hlysmkstsbnnywrm]

Glad I’m not the only one who’s noticed how strange the afternoon/evening customers can be