Eddie Murphy's Stand Up Comedy Routine (FULL), First Appearance on Johnny Carson Show

if you have watch Saturday Night Live the past few months you already know my next guest he is uh he's emerged as one of the brightest lights of that of the cast on that show and this is his first time on the tonight program would you welcome Eddie Murphy Eddie thank you shut up I've been in um oh this is nice California here for about three days if anybody see me walking around I have to explain have the same suit on for three days because I like this suit I bought it from the catalog and I enjoy it gives you those guys modeling clothes and catalog never see those guys doing the same thing in a suit every time I put on the suit I gotta go like this I'll just outside stand in the front going anybody ever see those guys that model their underwear in these books and they smile while they're doing this stand out they're going did you notice these guys never have no bulge you'd ever check that out and that standing man in front of millions of people smiling first of all if they have no balls I would not be modeling to under it's second of all I damn sure wouldn't be smiling I might be modeling like this you know Johnny said some about buckwheat low earlier was talking about buckwheat and I did buckwheat on my show right and the name buckwheat I started thinking right I'm from a predominantly black family and I have yet to run into a relative named buck we'd had a cookout you can't just walk off the streets we walk up some I see how you know I my name is Tom what's yours my name buck remain nice to meet you yeah buck wheat that's my name I'm serious but I got the last name buckwheat that's it I'm serious no believe me and they're right Steinman it is my brother stymie over there I don't leave watching your mother brother hold on Farina yeah buckwheat Sam Freeman you know most people name everyday father me a friend with me at that father's favorite breakfast buck we Sam Freeman my mama named all the kids out to Syria man I'm a little sister over there Hyundai and shredded wheat yeah and those my twin brothers over there crisp and quake and that's my little oldest brother that day he little slow and everybody else his name is Special K that day as my big sister she approached to the names tricks then stand next to my big brother homosexuals name is Lucky Charms [Applause] I'm gonna quit show business making my announcement that I'm gonna become a Secret Service man it's the truth because they have no black Secret Service men and we would make better Secret Service men in white people truthfully because we're more menacing we are see we have a different rhythm to us we see somebody that looks suspicious we just walk over the guy say skip man you crowd mr. president then i'ma run for president because we haven't had any black presidents lately they have way somebody black should run to be different we nothing to lose it'd be fun man I can't get no worse than it's been the past hundred years I figured why not take the risk everybody's afraid to run no cuz they know that even though it's 1982 it's still a risky business to be the first black president you know you have to give speeches like this my fellow Americans [Applause] it won't stand still this is the black doing the back on hey that aint funny Oh kidding I'm like I'm not gonna quit the businesses I'm having fun I bought a new car recently anchor say what kind of car this but an 82 two cars talk did you know that anybody can new car recently because speak to you if you leave your lights on your collar see lights are on and that's bad man I'll leave my lights on on purpose when I take a girl out I get out the car Kyle said lights I say yeah but I've booked my car from like a black dealer so we got a different rhythm to it you leave your lights on the car say hey man you left the lights on I've saved the lights is on man damn what you blind and deaf [Applause] that basically is the only thing that changed I still live in the same neighborhood with new car and it's kind of tough man other day I got inside to call and put the key in to start it up in the constant see Madison my store your battery [Applause] [Music] that's funny stuff thank you go let me do this we'll come back in just a second there we go

Channel: Johnny Carson

Views: 7,225,064

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Id: w1TKGtai7og

Length: 6min 39sec (399 seconds)

Published: Mon Mar 28 2011

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I'm surprised he's not sweating more as he's wearing a leather suit under that suit. Also I have to say..."ICE CREAM!, THE ICE CREAM MAN IS COMING!"