Richard Pryor Show - Stand Up Comedy 1977

not started to taper nothing yet just because I want to want to walk through the audience and [ __ ] and hit the thing that's the thing if I feel like walking through the Rope that's a sneak group okay $50 fine postponing I can handle it no I was really comfortable see white folks take everything from him I was smoking I've been a joint say anal fine but ed I'm here I'm going to do a stand-up on the TV show and I'm not going at it and so a lot of people here might be offended so you should leave now cuz I'm gonna say [ __ ] and suck and [ __ ] and do you know because you know the people they this is my last show and the people say like I was cancelled and that's [ __ ] [ __ ] didn't cancel me let me say it so they can get on the air I was not cancelled so they have a little cut to make no [ __ ] no it was not cancelled then this is we were only supposed to do four shows this is last show and that's it and and I'm getting my ass out of here now that make you kill a [ __ ] up in here boy we should they be telling [ __ ] like you can't do that say what the [ __ ] you mean I was gonna do a thing about [ __ ] and [ __ ] they called up the [ __ ] expert we've got NBC got a [ __ ] call from the gay liberation they call up you know it is the [ __ ] expert they call them I said well this will be offense Lee and who say I think that's very French and then they call me up and tell me you can't do that I said alright now who the [ __ ] you call them white boy oh well mmm no I said what's the [ __ ] name did you call them when the [ __ ] is wrong wha we look doesn't matter really yeah we've never cared about colored people why should we start now it is our color people gay so [ __ ] is funky boy they be funky so I'm gonna do a little stand-up thing here and I wanted to do my bone and my bone had told me black one with a Gucci bag get out - town I need a stool if you know props bring up the stool good you might get on TV and make some money little stir vehicles mudbone like to sit down my bone was the old man I met in Peoria where I'm from I'm Peter was the old man oh thank you thanks for that little applause but he was interesting you know he was a retired and here's the white bar bringing me a chair don't look like nothing like a stool but your [ __ ] got a chair see white bars do they work here's a student yes and on that [ __ ] this come and work out white folks doing the mic and she made it for a short [ __ ] to see mud ball is the pricing will run in Mississippi and any dips now you know a solo in front the pool barbecue pit and he spit in a pan cause this here is uncomfortable I used to Sidney [ __ ] like that ya know what I named him almost all Amir Johnson oh let me Lena he had old Maxwell House coffee can with the top cut off all in a spin enhancing and he talked [ __ ] like that damn you know that was his job spitting and talking well I never seen him do no way but he tell me fascinating story and just as they say now daddy freaked me out too what what the hell if I'm gonna clean spider clean you dick [ __ ] I ain't worried about [Applause] I remember the time I come up you are young man no no I come up yeah the treacherously and I've been traveling rid of Jane Grey was my favorite so yeah I know my travel do I read of mine he was all right with me you know but the Union lost too much but I liked him you know already I'm shooter month never eat up so I learned how to reap well here your tops and taught me how to read before I could get some bushes you say if you can work when you learn how to read this note I gave you you can get some money she gave me a note and I learned how to read and all said no you can't Hannah [Applause] now in the first plane I'll and took me to here to find that I can get 9 but she did now so [ __ ] by Osborne in Tupelo Mississippi panic I come up here whose accident cuz I live as if I worked on a plantation what they used to call him and they you young people don't know in the back that the planting white dotted mr. Johnson plantation either put a white man he's awake well yeah I know he was found but he had a son named Julia now he was hard to wipe on because he caught on that's right whatever much away and we caught him cockeyed you say hey [ __ ] pick that up you know four or five [ __ ] been down cuz you didn't know who we looking at [Applause] one day you would won't get mad you will get mad him you married a woman I just one limb woman man contest they had a book you know you are you write for your bride you'll know he won't [ __ ] showed me the picture you know I look at ilayya but not allowed well [ __ ] that's what do you want he kaga she ugly what the hell and they sent me to the death ball to pick up you know when I that's when they had to steam in your train you know you go pick him up I went up I rolled up in the hostage injure I had a bug it took ginger because she had the best one arrived because she wouldn't try it on you you know she got it good you know all the ones break into a trap you know with fart in your face your face I mean I can take a lot of [ __ ] but it sounded like [ __ ] Santamaria somebody did it took me about an hour and a half and get that a pretty day you know then you smell a honey blossom and everything you know I got that train coming in and she stepped off the train and [ __ ] wait about 485 you know I was sitting in the bug I said oh Jesus Lord when I went to help off the train what happened and she had some luggage that I just chucked the luggage off the train you're nobody to get rid of this [ __ ] did you know I bent down to pick up a lesson excuse me ma'am are you here Tamara cockeyed you there what are you the lady I'm here to pick you know I bent down to pick up the [ __ ] slapped me upside and [ __ ] what a lot have man them days with clean skin your mama hurt - shut up me okay except that and I said well let me help you in the book I don't make it she stepped in the bucket it got down playing pipe all on it laughter laughing and [ __ ] you to myself you try laugh this up like that I gotta also just laughing that I am so I've typed a bug and conduct our two conductors say that slaughter it [ __ ] ain't you and the white folks start laughing you know I didn't laugh we don't know cuz they trick a [ __ ] they start laughing and you drawing in and they get your ass out there [Applause] so I accept that no no so I could add a button and on all we ride coin it Sunday a minute and she hit me up loud hitting in one of these got one sound like I'm saying this to myself though I you know but I'm thinking on our Han we get hallway we're going to iron a do so to offensive you know help out your body do we can I had to hold tight cuz this fellow you know just take that all these muscles were torn loose in [ __ ] will help their numb and she walked around and stuff talk to her hugging real nasty where the background when we get at me and now what you gotta do cockeyed Union point to the wrong place you know he point all out in the field where the rumors handle that way so the end there that night doing that we had to listen no we didn't do it he didn't do no damage but he's in there making noise you know then the Hollywood Britney was hot and he stuck his dick in the lantern but he didn't know it was hot chick you know we say [ __ ] you in big trouble burn all the head off [Applause] so thousand funny [ __ ] on Sunday so I'm in my picture trap boy out for hitting me upside the head she had to go to the outhouse I knew that you know I saw he gonna shake four piles of green eight tons of turnips I got she'd be out there in a minute now and I'll fix it up I cut the bottom out the outhouse No so she come running out there where's that it was enacted the point so she went the opposite direction that's how she knows she write you know when she went sit down the [ __ ] thing fell loose and she fell in the sample [Applause] Oh a homo you know that I studied by white people bought it on my land so jr. wouldn't laughing with the [ __ ] when he come back he come run on a trip his ass in there too well on top of it then they had to call the fire department to pull them out and I came up now you know I got an attractive go what Pam 782 my on one tank again yeah well I'm empty this out for me on the curb well should I give you fifty say [ __ ] all of you cuz I liked it up nah the hider better not come up he was in 1920 when a second I don't want to come on it would load up here there when you come up not didn't have too many [ __ ] up here they'd like to see it [ __ ] heads a [ __ ] pot they went crazy down south and a bunch of knitting care about come and that's when I made my pocket whoa bubble bubble bad I mean I knew what bad no conning he worked for I policemen and take their badge down he should take the gun cuz they beat the [ __ ] out him with their car he was something else [ __ ] live at all [ __ ] told me soul I'll never get her to lie about the [ __ ] with the big dick you know I that's fire [ __ ] with the biggest dick and why right where to [ __ ] had the bigger dicks in the world why les gonna have a contest who did [ __ ] with the bigger dick so they decide to go to the Golden Gate Bridge and see who got the bigger dick they're gonna have a contest and they didn't want to do it in front of a bunch of people they're gonna do it in private although Gabriel so 1 degrees if is pants down and zip it down see who got the longest one [ __ ] fine hey goddamn man that's why the cold Oh [ __ ] say yeah deep do [Applause] yeah deep to building like [ __ ] gotten big trouble oh you know his [ __ ] with a call from the water and I taught him about [ __ ] how come she could put that voodoo on it down know what hold you want him you know how do you kept [ __ ] wouldn't [ __ ] when I'm you know chip in heaven on if that's what Chapman no you know what same [ __ ] you be doing [Applause] why didn't they go chip it up on a height that's right cause this [ __ ] put some on in there I saw the [ __ ] body yeah later the [ __ ] was sick his eyes were bleeding blood coming out his hair dripping down like this nan was falling out of here and his chin autumn Apple kept jumping out like that laughs [ __ ] 102 pounds I looked at the [ __ ] there you go drawing samples new cause if any presents been giving out you got them all hey you know they come talk to me about 15 minutes basic and he couldn't talk because he couldn't sit long and I've had to pause right on so I went in a house shared to Fox over the door with some Oprah on it and I knew right I say all [ __ ] I said what the seeds out you think goddamn right that's a shoulder but I knew a voodoo woman to cross her name is Rudolph [Applause] well Jordan it all the time your no I wouldn't but $5 member you know to get cured I didn't handle money I made him pay part but should I draw more [ __ ] feet swole all up and everything going over there it was funny though every time I hit a bump me cry say pardon I'm doing the best I can you know kid you know I let him I took off and they come on let's go a house you not gonna shake it nope not me now I'm scared dark and [ __ ] you know but I'm oh [ __ ] is my partner you know I'm knock on the door tippity-tap Tibbett it happened she opened the door she flew it open you know I had to grab hook and crate all the doors Jesus clean just a couple of seconds and over my eyes and this big mission stand up there naked and big fat [ __ ] and you can't see no [ __ ] nothing beats me a bunch of me apart here [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] I'm a Christian I don't know what the [ __ ] well I must have made the right side cause she let me come in crawl in I can get up and the [ __ ] [ __ ] was in that's taken blah and I'm innocent miss no miss ruled off a heart about you plead or like me and she said no but you know she's irritated yeah what's it like and she did that and dust and [ __ ] throughout arm myself I must learn is [ __ ] to do this here I thought cut him loose there two three time well [ __ ] can't run hide outrun that car we brought over you know but I didn't Anna talk to explain its situation she said you know I'm gonna help you and um I said well how much money I don't know my name I ain't like that whatever you heard I don't need no letters your loans you said all I want from you is Thanksgiving bring me by I take it that's all the payment I want know what I'm thinking to myself what [ __ ] [ __ ] this [ __ ] I'm gonna trick her ass yeah well never get no ticket for me [ __ ] cause of July Dan you know try bring your ticket baby by that time a big old trailer crown this [ __ ] on myself we're done this almond junk on the table you know what I mean I start trying to stop that mother put my hand on top in prep real hard I lift my hand up goddamn fretful gone what I was gonna ask Allah she said well that's alright if you don't bring me that Turkey you will see them again well [ __ ] got a turkey coming far as I'm concerned I don't give a [ __ ] of 1979 so I get my partying I'll I loved me before that [ __ ] was something else I'll get him in the house then a bat come out start flying around the room bad start crossing over the floor and the bat just [ __ ] all over everything and it wasn't bad enough the [ __ ] had a three-legged monkey like monkey come out with a little hair like this he'll be grabbing years and and my partner's feed fight so bad he couldn't do nothing he's set up that that monkey 440 feet I'm knocking [ __ ] out bit me on the finger like that I'm a being a swole up like this and posture like this man [Applause] hello and the look at hairy legs that's what scared me you know cuz I saw the other leg around her neck she wore as a chain and had their little monkey but she waving at you you know she waited up Mookie back on my shoulder that's all [ __ ] nobody set up their doctor no [ __ ] doc she said I understand she had some card she turned over you know three or four cars she told mix them up to little rice over shoulder has some salt she ate it by the ounces so she just sweated you know I know she don't need to be [ __ ] with in and she said I understand your problem understand your problem understand your problem and then that's where she was had a rhythm I understand your pump understand your pump you know and I thought it she had a head rag on with a hair understand your problem and she said I'm gonna fix it up cause my partner's feet heighten hiding bad [ __ ] got feet look like you got elephant titers about two feet so hold up the feet well I'll tell you what it feels like have you ever seen an empty barrel well that's what it feels like it look like the bottom of an empty barrel all the way so that [ __ ] set up and his feet heightened look like cushion every time he posted hide a little bit because it told with all the bottoms funny thing about feeding at the top in the bottom and it hide him Manny I want the lab well that didn't go I like you know and she brought out a bedpan but this fear little round yes ma'am she did she brought it out like this and she said a few magic one like then she pissed she pissed in the pan [Applause] [Applause] she came up like autism my god I can edit normal and she said a few more words Sabo Zappa whatever you know then she told my father said put your feet in the pitch care of me out in nothing put his feet in that [ __ ] I'm blue well I guess nothing from nothing nothing go bigger put his feet in the bed high delivers foot up one I'm feeling down thought the other one gonna fit in eyes oh my god your [ __ ] gonna piss him off I had to push his feet down in the pissed like that down cover it up got a little on my hands I don't care living as you said a few words over and pissed companists new slogan the life start bringing the monkeys jumped out the window went crater and the pissed tight blue our swagger didn't fit I said oh my god cause I ain't never seen no blue piss man yeah well he took his [ __ ] was [ __ ] up I'm when outside 8 the monkeys foot shut the door let go oh that monkeys foot went to work on it there plug him up real bad I'm telling you now if you go to the zoo you'll see that Neil he's a big polar bear [Applause] [ __ ] [ __ ] ain't over yet I don't leave what you know I'm gonna bring some new DN [Applause] people ask me they say well you know so much about so little white hard all my life wait 35 40 years down the packinghouse you know I get a pension you know that's right because when you work that long you supposed to get a baby I get a little light 120 750 a month that's what I get you know retired oh [ __ ] that's a big piece of paper Ozzie cuz I don't [ __ ] around much pays my rent you know do my business and I have a little money left over you know go to church I love to go to church one day I got a church I go to the preacher let me tell you something every Easter he got held a sign Reb Jack's Molly that missing preacher the gold is tight and all is he does the resurrection then he being a Cassidy come out in a pack and here as the rock his ass off the casket and you have a rope they pull him all the Rope you come out they catch it he's flown around swimming [Applause] damn near killed us on this yacht and spend a little money I hope you get some piano or something so I'm gonna hold his eyes up down you know I think kids ought to see that [ __ ] didn't it land see that mouth on the float around the track that's something to behold I'm telling I don't do no bad stuff home all right I'm regularly you little [ __ ] hair bad men cannot push it then wait up you know to doubt you know how much push it cost now that cost you $10 you got to pay to for the room [ __ ] I'd rather pay $2 for the puss and keep the 10 [ __ ] outside and nowadays a different you don't I'm going to give you that hand you know [Applause] at man $10 for some hand it was all good just a minute kill myself and I'll get you fun energy quit thank you [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] now here's the one for the TV hi there guy gosh gee willikers you know I've had an interesting life [Applause] do I remember when I was just a little tight you know and my mom and dad were really uptight you know one time that my mom slapped me across the face my father says we were Catholics guys I just want to tell you I'm having a oh no double entendre intended you know there was this color guys that live down the street from us what a Marilyn slant roller skate I know thank you and good [Applause] mother okay [Applause] [Applause] in splitting up our the whole if you drove along steal only they come this back push and no blade hey y'all be things get tired go through the [ __ ] no but the Internet if there's anyone have it [Music] I'd like to see a [ __ ] ready to drive charging 50 now

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Id: NDJf_oFuq_Q

Length: 37min 14sec (2234 seconds)

Published: Mon Jul 30 2018