DUMBEST PEOPLE EVER ON SOCIAL MEDIA

do you know how sexy it is when he teases you in bed with a bird leaf [ __ ] you mean a feather a bird leaf like a bird is a damn tree i wonder if a bird loses his leaves in the same universe that we live in there's people this stupid leave a like if you're smarter than these people the flat earth society has members all around the globe say that again but slowly the flat earth society around the globe i'm gonna have to shut this society down knock knock yo no that's not how it goes you have to say who's there let's try this again knock knock okay who's there honeydew whoa anyway what's up oh my god do millennials not have like knock-knock jokes or something they don't know what it is or does it do just really dumb no no no everybody knows how a knock knock joke works you're supposed to say honey do who now i'll never know honey do who laptop was about to die so i plugged in my fully charged iphone dumbass macbook started charging my phone even more instead of charging itself from the phone honestly [ __ ] apple at this point bro i mean i'm not gonna lie it'd be pretty cool if it actually worked like that but that's not how it works the laptop does not charge from the iphone you stupid i bet she thought she was like all smart doing this too like oh my laptop is dying let me just plug in my fully charged iphone when i tell you when i say i got you with the life hacks got euthanized earlier today wisdom teeth euthanized why are you still alive anesthesia euthanized anesthesia euthanized what there are people this dumb my husband is better than your husband you know it baby much love for my gorgeous wife this is cute i'm happy for you i'mma let you finish but greater than less than what she really put is my husband is less than your husband it's an l l is always less than didn't they teach you that in school so this dude keeps trying to take a picture on his phone but he's got the cover behind his phone and it's not working out cover folded back so it's covering the phone and he's like what was wrong with my phone what is it a black screen for i'm trying to take a picture of this damn game but it's not working it gets stupider he's like what's wrong with my phone it's a black screen it gets worse this dude locked his keys inside his car he called triple a upon arriving to help get my keys out of my car the aaa guy locked his keys in his car and then he had to call aaa wow um aaa hey what up it's triple a we both locked our keys in our car so like you're gonna have to come and please don't lock your key in your car lock section my professor from my online class was mad when nobody showed up for the first day then i realized it was an online class the professor sent out an email disappointed today was the first day of class and nobody showed up if this is how you will act the entire semester feel free to drop my course and then he sent out another email i'm sorry it has come to my attention that this is an online course no in-person class time is required i am very sorry for the rude email i am not a jerk i promise please forgive me class the teacher himself didn't know it was an online class like oh first day of school uh what am i doing we have a class at three o'clock let's wow no nobody nobody showed up you guys are terrible i'm just a little [ __ ] up true love is when my boyfriend eats the pickles off my burger because i don't like them even though he doesn't like pickles either i've read this before and it is so damn stupid or you can both not eat the pickles yeah baby i'm gonna suffer look how much i love you i'm gonna eat these pickles even though i hate them or order the damn burger with no pickles you know when you order you could just be like no pickles man i got you with the life hacks you lactose intolerant order it without the cheese you a horrible person order it plain so the ingredients say 1 4 cup sugar and this review said i only added a third cup of sugar as my husband doesn't like things too sweet and it's perfect for us girl one third cup is more than a fourth of a cup a fourth is less than a third maybe this is a common thing oh a three so it must be less because whenever i go into a tea place i'm like i want it a fourth sweet and then they'll be like a fourth i have no idea what that is let me do four pumps like people are really stupid this person bought a four and a half inch jupiter mova globe any possibility of contacting the maker and arranging a deal for a life size model do you even know what life size means [ __ ] is asking to make a custom life-size jupiter for her like a custom life-size planet she probably thinks life size is like as big as a human like it's life size like like as big as me this video making me lose brain cells my hands look like this so hers can look like that [Music] um i'm sorry david but i don't think those are hands somebody's like are those hot dogs he's like i guess they do look a little fake they're hot dogs did he seriously look at this and just be like oh those are some beautiful nails completely ignoring the fact they are sausages hot dogs feeling disappointed well had to leave deadpool shortly into the movie should have realized beforehand that it would have been too adult for a nine-year-old at least the tickets were only five dollars live and learn i heard someone else say the same thing they should give parents like some type of warning or give a better rating look i don't even have to put it into google to see that this movie is rated r how did they even let a nine-year-old go in i mean i don't think they care as long as you're with your parents but should give parents some kind of warning like like what what do you think is the point that movies have a rating oh a lot of reading was like if it was like good or not i'm sick of the us government i'm moving to california the us um i hate to break it to you but california is the u.s there's u.s government there homemade eggnog thanks for the recipe starbucks home made eggnog what is this southern comfort traditional eggnog if you ain't breaking up eggs mixing them up is not homemade you just got a cool whip and cinnamon on top like it's homemade wipe me up no my brother was upset because his car's docking station for his iphone wasn't working and it was scratching his screen i know a lot of people out there might not know what this is but before a cd player an aux cable we had cassette players in cars if you don't know what a cassette is it's like a mini it's like a mini vhs it's like how we used to watch movies and listen to music okay and this dumbass clueless person decided to shove his phone in like there's a hole in my car why isn't it charging i'm suing forward i just realized 2020 is 20 20 backwards two zero two zero zero two zero two wha wha wha what how what is your stormtrooper id first 16 letters of your credit card last three numbers on the back month and day of expiration no you can't tell me somebody actually fell for this somebody actually fell for this seems a little long maybe i don't get it no well you got your stormtrooper name was it worth it somebody is selling a framed pic of starry night by van gogh for 20 dollars and somebody asked is it an original i'm not sure if you're serious or not twenty dollars for an original van gogh starry night yeah it's original do you even know what an original is let me school you do you know how much the original sold for 82 million 82 million 20 just realize that these little bumps on the steering wheel are in braille so that blind drivers have no trouble finding the horn to alert other drivers when necessary what you know like i'm blind i'm like driving but like oh there's the thing that i need for the horn yeah cause that's like my biggest concern when i'm like a blind driver right blind people don't drive how do i communicate with blind people like obviously there's braille but is there like some form of clicking i can do with my tongue to simulate braille verbally like can i click my tongue and like the little dots like edit never mind you could just talk to them at least they figured it out by themselves like do you guys even know what blind means this poor girl was born with a terrible disease one like equals one prayers one share equals ten prayers y'all freaking out about a girl with ham on her face somebody asked this dude pull yourself up while standing in buckets [Music] what does he expect to happen if you can pick up the bucket and lift your body weight come on jordan i thought you were ripped well the people that are ripped are usually idiots like he'll lift up off the floor what do you expect to happen oh the real mvp from before here's the whole knock knock joke knock knock who's there honeydew honeydew who honey do you know how fun you look right now that's a good one for valentine's day use it on your crush but anyways that's all for today i hope you guys enjoyed this video leave a like if this made you feel a little bit smarter and comment below which one was the worst which was the dumbest and make sure you subscribe join the wolf pack i love you guys so much thanks for watching bye guys [Music] you

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Id: ZpJu-JbnA9U

Length: 12min 43sec (763 seconds)

Published: Sat Feb 10 2018