Tik Toks I Watch Instead Of Sleeping

hello friends it's me your favorite greasy hair youtuber the best haircut i've ever gotten in my life i haven't washed my hair since and today we're gonna be watching some tic tocs so this shirt is absolutely genius it is an optical illusion shirt to make it look like you got melons even if you're flat the squiggly lines will make it look like you got some milkers like look at this the illusion is insane you don't believe me look at it on a guy whoa my guy's smuggling some lemons under there well now we know it actually works the whole squad got the shirt i think you've seen it on enough people to know that the optical illusion actually works so i saw this tick tock where you take a can of soda shake it up real hard and then watch us it just broke a hole through the window soda really that powerful what happens when you put mentos in there you got a weapon of mass destruction should i try this out so you don't have to oh it just came out so easily crack some glow sticks put it around in his ears can it go in the nose it could go in the nose i'm a piranha if you are uncultured from finding nemo i'm a piranha is that girl with a headgear what was going through his head when he realized he could do this like i can put the glow stick through my ear holes and into my nose holes and it stays utilizing your holes that's pretty cool i'm kind of depressed but these cats are just like so i'm gonna go on my nose oh this is so annoying and then your feet get stuck in the strings a minor inconvenience me flirting with a random girl but her voice deep what's up baby girl how are you doing you having a fine day you mean that ass off my dude literally built like a felt tip marker walk into the barber oh let me get the sharpie special why would you want to look like a cone you know the video is going to be good when it was shot on a potato before this dude could even react or do anything hey check out the infrastructure of my house very good very good quality come on in oh my goodness gracious what fell from the heavens and upon his head broke in three before my god could even react that's a strong noggin whoa that was pretty good wait he broke the wood chopping wood that was for chopping the wood on you needed that how would you chop more wood if you broke the wood chopping wood sir like okay that was impressive enough and then you have to slice the stuff into two when your crush says they like train me it doesn't seem that hard now [Applause] i wasn't even close bro i know i could do this did i do it i never knew i could make that sound good skill to have i just you didn't even pick it yet um same vibe trees in america be like something like a boya fresh off the branch delicious what the bird doing oh it is smart oh it knows the cigarette is trash puts it in the trash oh he's so polite he got a nine to five put away the trash put the coin in the slot and then when he's done put myself back in the cage how many seeds did it take to train him to do this so this clip went viral on the news the other day get a load of this you know i was watching an episode of uh you where measles came up wait wait when did i mention measles i don't know it was on you what what what was on me what are you talking about right what is written even hearing what i'm saying i've never had the measles what's on you we never did we never did a measles and vaccine episode is this a joke i don't even know what you're talking about it was on you at this point she's getting real annoyed what do you mean it was on me but he's talking about the show you song i've never had raymond i've never had measles what are you talking about this is stupid it was an episode of a show laura well what's it called you you it's called you i've never done a show on me so i i just completely give up we gotta get it i give up called you on netflix there's a show called loring on my netflix oh my goodness gracious there's a show called you you can't make this up anyways there's another movie got the same kind of energy you got a tattoo so what did you be doing no oh dude what does my tattoo say sweet what about mine dude what does mine say it's sweet what about mine dude me the second i finished cardio done where did he go nothing won't make you want except this treadmill literally on a cliff you fall you die cardio or death uh practically the same thing so there you go when she's on her ipad she might as well be up in the moon she's in another world i'm stuck now be nice to me oh even though it's not my birthday oh get your hand off me this is very wholesome you put in the food raining in her ipad when she honest she might as well be on the moon all right armstrong there's an argument this dude turned on the alarm i learned in the whole army how do you do that with your mouth ah they made this tick tock in a secret location pennywise driving them around in a tunnel where are you all at indiana jones in real life the ceiling it keeps getting more and more narrow aren't y'all scared just watching this video make me want to duck this feels illegal to watch i wish my mind was this clean this kid looked at this picture i was like headphones oh this is so wholesome warms my cold heart i wish i was that wholesome i would have looked at it and say glizzy rocket [Music] how men expect us to act when we hear their cars whatever you're doing oh my gosh did you hear that all six cylinders oh goodness gracious he sounds fast his balls must be massive you know if i'm walking down the street somebody drive by with a loud car i want you to know that i want to hear it what does mine say sweet how to keep an idiot occupied sweet do you like my new starbucks cup it matches my earrings if this is you you better lower your tone when you talking to me this has got to be the funniest tick tock on the app he says say less my guys talking on mute three two one before mentos into a giant balloon of coke i'll make sure they all go down is it gonna explode nothing's happening whoa so aggressive nothing happened when he poured the mentos in so he had to make something happen it was very aggressive i'm have to ask you to tone it down be more gentle with the bubble be more gentle with the bubble bark at your dog what excuse me sir all she did was bark he was like that was very suspicious are you dark like me no said something offensive to him he didn't like that bark one bit pov you're talking to your crush right peanut butter is so good i can't believe he doesn't like it yeah i love peanut butter i'll eat peanut butter on anything look i got a picture of it you just said you would eat peanut butter off anything so do you need a spoon or you could just use your tongue oh my god look like a spoon with some peanut butter and the face filter whoa this is fancy a bagel chopper like first you gotta put the bagel in there and then slice it it's a guillotine for your boil some of y'all got too much money but she right all you need is a hand and a knife also i want it nothing like a public execution beheading your boy girl for breakfast makes it even more delicious the other day a customer came up to me and he's like hey i think this is she just treated that jug of water like a boba tea but um healthy just takes a straw stabbed it through a jug i ain't never seen nobody do that you could do that to milk oh that was pretty good i never thought i'd just drink straight out the jug with a straw stay hydrated my friends y'all drink enough water today oh this is your reminder okay people can we chill so they're just chilling we're dogs can we chill okay i'll just get the puppy okay yeah we can chill actually just me and you right not this little guy get him out of here just use him into the other room damn i got a lot of work to do [Music] good luck it's the kind of motivation i need i need me a mattress mary to wish me good luck genuinely terrifying oh madison no that scroll was straight for the camera oh madison no like she started screaming he started doing flips parkour just jumped out of the camera oh wait this ain't a nut oh no he took his dog to the place with the silly mirrors and dog don't know difference between real life and mirror oh no poor thing poor thing no lead him out lead him out the right way i hope he escaped from the maze what does it say in your head can we play ludicrous can't read it oh yeah read it read your head i can't my eyes are bad happy birthday did she read it or did she guess like what does it say on my head she wanted her mom to say yes daddy so bad happy birthday but anyways that's all for today i hope you guys enjoyed this video comment below your favorite tech talk and if you guys enjoyed make sure to hit that like button and make sure you turn on notifications click click and subscribe to the wolf pack i love you guys so much thanks for watching bye guys

Channel: SSSniperWolf

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Id: 5iENLrPAvB8

Length: 11min 19sec (679 seconds)

Published: Sat Nov 27 2021