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Dumbest people ever. By the end of this video, you will feel like
a genius knowing that these people exist. A relationship expert called Diane
Carson, has come out tonight and said, Parents should ask
their babies for permission before they change their nappies. What? This is a relationship
and sex expert talking. And she's basically saying, Parents, they gotta ask permission
before they change a baby's diaper. I'm gonna change your
nappy now, is that okay? Of course, the baby's not gonna respond, Yes mom, that's awesome.
I'd love to have my nappy changed. But if you leave a space, and wait for body language,
and wait to make eye contact, then you're letting that child
know that their response matters. There is so much wrong with this. So a baby is crying to
get its diaper changed. Do you have to like ask it
if like to take off the diaper like, Is it okay if I take off your diaper? And the damn baby's gonna be crying. Like what response are you waiting for? What if the baby like acts
like they don't consent? Like they're crying,
throwing their arms around you, I don't know. Kicking and screaming like what
babies-- I don't know what babies do You're gonna do it anyway? A baby can't consent. That is it scary that somebody thinks a baby could actually
consent to something. It's a diaper. You're its f****** parent. You're going to change it. *Sigh* This just makes me angry. I went to her Twitter. And it says, Sexuality Educator. And her banner, I
thought it was very interesting. Can you shower
when you have your period? What the f***? I don't about you guys,
but this is like common sense. That's like saying, Can I wash my hands if I have a pimple? Moving on to other dumb people. If you were born five years ago, yeah, how
old would you be? Eighteen. If you're born five years
ago, how old would you be? Five. If I was born five years ago... How old would you be? Eighteen. 23, take away 5 is 18. No, Jane. Yes, it is. Yeah, 23 take away five is 18, correct. Then you go then. No-- Leave me alone now. I got it. No, you haven't got it. This can't be real. tHIS CAN'T BE REAL Are there actually people like this?!? Am I dumb? Is she dumb? Or am I just like overthinking it? Is she over thinking? She's definitely overthinking it. I was born five years
before when I was really born. It's like my age minus five. Girl, you're overthinking it. If you were born five years
ago, yeah, how old would you be? Wait-- 18 then. No. Yeah. No. How isn't it-- how isn't it not 18? Listen to the question. If you were born five years
ago, how old would you be Jane? -Seventeen.
-pFFTTT-- *bursts into laughter* It's gotta be one of these,
like a number around that. I'm like close, right? Listen to me. I've got it. I'm [inaudible]. I am 18. If you were born five years ago, yeah? What year would it be
if you were born five years ago? 2012 or whatever, yeah? So five years later on,
how old would you be? Five. There you go then. But that isn't me, I was born in 1993. No. I mean that's always the breath
of relief when they figure it out. Oh man. Traveling 80 miles, 80 mile-an-hour,
how long will it take to get there? About, I don't know, about 2 hours. Why? Because if there is no
traffic, and I'm going to work, And it's 9 miles away, it takes 15 minutes. So 9 times, what's 9, how to get 9 into 80? She's thinking real good and hard right now. How long does it take
to go 80 miles an hour? It's the easiest question ever. Depends how fast you're drive it. 80 mile an hour. You're driving at 80 mile an
hour and you're traveling 80 miles, how long will it take you to get there? I already said, about two hours. Two hours. If you're drive 80 mile an hour... What? She's like thinking so hard its stressing her, and giving her lines in
her head and everything. The comments, I bet she gives the best head. You better hope so. If I were 80-, 80 miles... You but you're travelling at 80 miles an hour. I don't know. You're driving 80 miles an hour. It takes an hour to drive 80 miles an hour. But if you're driving
80 miles an hour, that's illegal. 80 mile an hour, what does that mean? MPH. 80 mile an hour. 80 minutes. PFFFTTTTT Why 80 minutes? Because... I don't know. Well, you're traveling 80 miles. So is it not 80, a mile per minute? No. 80 miles, you're travelling
80 miles with no traffic. 80 mile an hour. 80 mile an hour. 80 mile, mph. 80 mile an hour. An hour. Right. - Is that right? I don't know.
- YES She figured it out, but
she doesn't understand why. When your teacher is like, show your work. I don't know. Finding the answer was hard enough. There I was thinking it was
just me that had a problem, but turns out, it's the
air conditioning that's sexist. I know. I know. Yeah, the air conditioning, SEXIST Blame the air conditioning for our problem. Yup, my drink too. It's definitely sexist. Why does it force me to
suck it to get the drink out? There are many women in our
office have the exact same problem. You know, we just sit there, absolutely
freezing at our desks trying to type. And you can probably tell I've got a cold
right now, which I blame all on the a/c. The A/C is sexist because you cold at work
because your dumb ass didn't bring a jacket. See, like schools, offices, whatever, malls, they like to put it at
60 degrees, and like girls, they like living in in 70
to 75 degrees, including me. I personally, 79 degrees, perfect for me. And so it's just so actually
quite nice to see this research. There's actually proof
that this is happening, that women, you know,
do feel the cold more than men. And that the a/c in offices
is normally regulated more for a male's temperature than a woman's. What? The air-conditioning is
sexist, not the person who set it. Hhm. *sighhhhhhh* One of the biggest problems is, in
offices, it is men who control temperatures, you know thought that's just
something I found anecdotally. Women kind of just sit there on
the corner feeling absolutely frozen. Nothing's being done to help them. And it's really uncomfortable being freezing
at your desk every day and take it from me. *sighhhhhhhh* I don't even want to. No. Hey everyone. So I was chatting on AIM-- A.I.M with this guy. Supposedly he was from England, and I speak fluent American, so there's a bit of a language barrier. But he knew really good English. *confusion intensifies* So you were talking to a guy from England, and there was a language barrier,
but he typed really good English. I speak fluent American
so there's a bit of a language barrier. But he knew really good English. bITCH, WHAT?! I was talking to him about
like this game I wanted, 'cause I was hoping he'd buy it for me. (scoffs) I really wanted that
expansion pack for my Sims game. He said, supposedly he wanted it too. And I'm like, well, why don't you get it? And he's like, because it's too much. I'm like, Well, how much is it? He's like it's 15 pounds. So apparently, there's a
bit of a language barrier there, because I asked him how much
it costs, not how much it weighs. *sigh* UGHHHHHAHA This is real. I can't. Why does it weigh so much? That's what's confusing to me. Like, does it have to do
with where England is located? *some sort of laughter, sigh hybrid* Is it because it's like, I don't even know. 'Cause like maybe,
it's like really close to Jupiter? So like, if you know the solar system, America is like in the middle, and England is like, it's the
closest to the Sun, I think. So maybe, there's a possibility
that (um) there's a difference. I'm gonna have to stop you right there. Maybe there's a possibility
that your (um) f****** retarded. Bitch, there's a lot of books behind you. Why don't you grab one, open it up? There's words on it. read it! Or instead of playing
Sims, play some wikipedia and learn something, please. Thank you. Do you know what
country the Panama Canal is in? Canada, South America? South America? Florida? Pakistan? It's Panama, ain't it? Panam- It's not Panama is it? It's starts with a P, does it? Well, why would it be
in Panama? That'd be weird. How many stars are on the United States flag? 50. Is it 52? 52. How many stars on American flag? Shit, we got 13 colonies, so 13 minus 50. 13 minus 50, goddamn, 47. *another laugh and sigh hybrid* I don't know about you guys,
but I'm feeling like a real genius right now. 13 minus 50, goddamn 47. 50 minus 13 *laugh* is 47. I don't know to be honest. Are you an American? Yes. My grandfather served
in the United States Navy. 46 or something? I don't know. You are a disgrace to your grandfather, sir. Anyways, that's all for today. I hoped you guys enjoyed this video. If this video made you
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