POV: You're wearing Dream merch at School

newspapers me having a new issue every day when you finally find the guy who's been stalking your wife i'm gonna be the best donkey to live we in a dragon china versus japan [Music] when someone sees that i still use windows 7 please don't tell anyone how i live [Music] 26 2006 20 106. movie producer this movie will be based on a jungle dwayne johnson let me in let me in youtube shorts is trash man like ice arc one village seven year old me thinking that if a country is poor why doesn't it print more money instead of whining about it i only have two moods hungry and horny and i already ate the asteroid that ended the dinosaurs was technically the highest ratio of killing birds to one stone in earth's history until we meet again i only see my family twice a year they live 30 minutes away i drive 30 minutes to work every day i drive 30 minutes just to get to the end of my driveway modern game deaths let's try to see if we can push microtransactions into this full-priced game and cut off parts of admit development and sell it as dlc and say we worked on it for eight years 1980s game devs let's make it fun the nypd when miles more or less forgets to put on a spider-man costume what happens when you listen to your mom if you don't have a need for one don't get it tattoos are for something important mom gonna get a tattoo today what should i get if you don't have a need for one don't get it tattoos are for something important inspirational movies be like villain who practiced all his life hero who did a two-month crash course fake feminists aka feminists men are all disgusting actual feminists men aren't disgusting and we are all the same i hate titans turns into titan i hate ghouls turns into ghoul i hate vampires turns into vampire i hate jews turns into jew girls oh my god i have absolutely nothing to wear boys oh my god i have absolutely nothing to play after four suicides in a year three by hanging iisc begins removing ceiling fans in hostel rooms iisc says ceiling fans being removed to restrict access to any means of self-harm on campus on the advice of mental health experts offer students mental health counseling or reduce academic stress to prevent suicides indian institute of science remove ceiling fans in dorms so that they can't hang themselves indian institute of science a completely valid argument i have a bomb hardest things to draw [Music] when you tell the homeless guy that you only have a credit card and he pulls out a card reader me wake up in the middle of the night and feel that sore throat starting to form me to my body you can't do this to me me as a five-year-old when my sister tells me there are numbers below zero laughter you dumb beach when you're the only spider-man no one makes memes on sad garfield noises americans making fun of hiroshima americans when others make fun of 9 11. my friend got a degree in egyptology but can't get a job so he's paying more money to get a phd so he can work teaching other people egyptology in his case college is literally a pyramid scheme my vocabulary when i'm speaking my vocabulary when i'm sending an email amazon employees when they're allowed their weekly 10 second toilet break all employees must stop crying before returning to work if your lady looks like this then she's a keeper when it's december 27th and you've had enough man accused of choking driver who wouldn't stop singing christmas songs marvel when you pour cereal into a bowl but there's no milk frick my grandma when we are leaving do you want some candy my parents no me yes what should we do to improve youtube explore tabit top shorts bring back dislike button [Music] mom you can't expect people to understand your handwriting and meme me haha cheat mean gober mom me write a question using why why the kid who wrote that signature look of superiority pov you're wearing dream nurtured school americans makes a valid critique about european policy europeans after saying free health care 68 gigabyte install for our nap 112 gigabyte update how to surprise the enemy literally march 40 elephants over the alps like an absolutely madman someone says literally anything i disagree with me nice argument unfortunately your mother she said yes i asked my grandma if she thought i'd be married by now this was my favorite present hands down [Music] hold socially distanced interview hugs immediately after interview makes sense beat boxes when they see a box when i'm jamming in the car two in the air tonight and the best part comes up me my steering wheel google your birthday and florida man and look at the first thing that pops up mine is florida man ties up wife's lover cuts off his tea stepmothers in 1800 now that i kill your father your money and your house or mine stepmothers in 2020 help me son i'm stuck it's good to be aware of the difference between the two a british bee a usb when a couple invites you over for drinks and they tell you so we think you're attractive right let's do this giving women's pants deep enough pockets clothing manufacturers making the pockets tiny on purpose to force them to buy purses clothing manufacturers second graders when you tell them there are numbers below zero how time passes in school how time passes in weekends [Music] someone stop him he's he's stealing nfts active voice i wrote the paper passive voice the paper was written by me in a voice i'm definitely going to fail when you wake up from a dream that was 1 000 times better than your own life sugar filled drink fans peace tea box mug root beer water enjoyers me in 50 years i had a pog in my twitch once sure grandpa let's get you to bed 2020 wanna see a terrible year 2021 wanna see it happen again earth making first contact with alien life karen ordering them to speak english me trying to find my will to make it to the new year will will will will europeans after a five-hour car trip to visit another country americans after their weekly five-hour car ride to the grocery store damn looks like i'm kinda busy tonight to do list overthink miss someone i never had go have a snack overthink sexy people cute people average kill all men miss andrists average everyone is equal woman [Music] listen to your heart dude my job is just to pump blood not therapist let's split up gang me and daphne will search the bedroom [Music] ancestors who had to hunt and fight wild animals for food watching me have a panic attack over calling to order pizza when was the last time you got rick rolled me after making a mean reference in no way home without spoiling anything you know i'm something of a scientist myself return youtube dislike browser extension exists basically everyone and their mother hashtag youtube rewind you're as beautiful as the day i lost you you are not prepared for the wrath of root intuitive vladimir putin doctor asked if i had any feelings of depression or anxiety and i said don't we all and he said no lol league of legends for men me trying to study for my exams netflix the witcher season 2. this picture shows how the human face would appear without muscles this picture shows mark zuckerberg zoomers man the gta games were my favorite as a kid the esrb rating system am i joke to you rpg games be like [Music] normal villains when they die no my defeat is impossible no thanos damn man woman white black poor rich asian people who say kid in arguments karen's when a poor person robs them if they needed money they should have just asked me currents when a poor person asks for money get a job loser nothing to see here just confederate flag dad i could have gone pro if it wasn't for the accident son you had an injury dad no i had you dad son stoners be like i'm not addicted to weed i can stop anytime then drive through a blizzard on christmas eve to grab an eighth so they don't have night terrors my keys yorkies three rules no wishing for death no falling in love no bring back dead people i wish browser history couldn't be deleted there are four rules song makers waiting to add sound effects that sound like someone's yelling your name mere sensible boy feeling a tickle just your leg hair calmed down caveman brain it is so many spiders terms and conditions memes with too much text me not reading them for christmas i want a dragon drag on these nuts across your face what color do you want your dragon red when you go to the toilet at work and there are paper towels toilet paper and soap a blessing from the lord from our vietnam trip our guide popped out of a vc tunnel to jokingly scare the vets dad yelled at him for 10 minutes when your teacher brings their son to work and you see him playing with the toy they confiscated from you four years ago stares mother freakily when you are about to jaywalk in gotham city and see batman coming towards you oh neptune when you thought you were gonna be dead before 20 but you're turning 30 soon i'm not supposed to exist that long this is getting weird what does nanny mean what nanny what what the frick does nanny the frick mean i'm telling you what oh my motion daru nanny me invites a friend to my house my dad in the living room how are you doing kid told the joke first told the joke louder me coming home for the holidays tired mom appealed clementine poor people poorer people rich people having shreks with 21 year olds having shreks with 21 year olds dream dream shrek show [Music] walking through my kitchen after my dog drank from her water bowl your voice when you wake up in the morning your voice throughout the day what is race car spelled backwards when you gotta beat the finger licking frick out are someone how morning people wake up how non-morning people wake up [Music] oh my god she's literally me 10 year old boy having hitler as his imaginary friend oh my god he's literally me second grade me enjoying my fame when the class sees my name in the math problem just got my ancestry dna results back assaulted crackers forgetting something while going on vacation forgetting something while returning from vacation movie producers after making another mediocre ass movie starring the rock and kevin hart nobody how the airport guard sees a water bottle look i don't care who your dad is this is an illegal gathering [Music] if someone asks me what my new year's plans are i'm going to freaking lose it i would do anything for fat loss eat fewer calories by removing most sugary or fatty foods and eating more vegetables and being more physically active but i won't do that this mother freak dropped one song and dipped who the frick is this somebody that we used to know we've been doing this for years you ain't getting a gf who was the woman chosen to give birth to our savior the virgin mary and why did you write sarah connor pc is better than console no console is better hey what's your favorite device me i don't know lol earth makes a full rotation around the sun humans [Music] why is it empty removing the polish with chemicals removing the polish with chemicals when you keep finding dumb remixes of your favorite song but you find one that's actually fire it is acceptable people trying to recall me me who recognized the link you ever just get a sharp stabbing pain in one of your organs and you think africa is finally happening i don't have crushes i'm 27 i have people who i will never speak to and then i will die alone sometimes i will speak to them once and then never again anti-masters masks cause oxygen deprivation meanwhile every outdoor winter sports athlete ever the rest of dc's earth gotham what does thor call his pants i don't know thunderwear my family trying to stay up to midnight for the new year me who is used to it when someone tries to insult you but you roast yourself on a daily basis [Music] well that was way too easy again [Music] when you drop your phone in a cup of mcdonald's sprite and the motherfreaker starts charging hacker who thinks he knows my address me who uses my school wi-fi me during that weird time between christmas and new year's where i don't even know what day it is me leaving the doctor's car park after being told to quit smoking my doctor looking out his window guys i just found out that the supermarket i go to sell sewing kits sorry babe the gorilla head nightlight stays on during shreks when your girlfriend says something cringy in front of your virgin friends dude you're embarrassing me in front of the wizards you're versus your the more frequently mistaken to versus two the perfect movie doesn't exist dreamworks hold my minion megamind 3d disappointment running into a wall with a boner and breaking your nose first me when guests go away me when the guests are here the maths question starter pack [Music] doctor are you sexually active me mom uncle romans and greeks naming planets modern scientists naming planets [Music] me at 3 am wondering what if stephen hawking was a real slim shady but he can't stand up i don't need sleep i need answers people today are so stupid why would they think nfts are a good investment people in the 90s when games player base includes more than two ten-year-olds cringe youtube should at least have the like and dislike ratio my teammate trying to clutch the game me giving him moral support my imagination versus my execution in real life wow how did you get like that every time i forget what i'm doing i do one push-up jesus christ 2022 quarantine extrovert introvert three plus three equals three factorial stoned people who forget tasks or can't bring themselves to do them people with add and depression look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power with woof dog boss we are going to be working in the office starting in the new year me patient make it quick i don't have all day doctor wow who told you patient hold up two nerds saying answer is either 544 or 545 me who rode south africa the two young two be a nineties kid but too old to relate to musically and jake paul generation haha you are so cool and funny what have you done he doesn't know how to deal with compliments sup ugly sup how do i explain to my professor that the reason i didn't show up to class is because in my dream i woke up and checked my email and saw that class was cancelled and i believed it me going to my fridge at 3am to get a single slice of cheddar cheese every morning my two-year-old sits up in her bed and yells help i woke up and i think we can all relate you remembered my birthday an elephant never forgets enjoy your meal thanks you too you too if you had a time machine what would you go back and fix me it's like have a whatever have a nice day lmao got em when i was a kid i remember seeing my neighbor sitting on her front porch with no bra in her pajamas drinking coffee and i thought wow she's old and now she's me my dad with a fish my dad with me dumb question how long does a baseball game last me i would like to buy a piano yamaha okay me i'd also like to buy a motorcycle lol do you know where i can find a good one yamaha you're not gonna believe this when does the government vaccine start controlling my mind i'm tired of making decisions while we sleep our brain makes up stories and then get scared of them mine does that when i'm awake when you're grocery shopping and see someone you knew from high school i hate networking sure email it in case you didn't know smiley faces aren't considered professional boomer my fast food order is wrong hence i will hold up the entire drive through lane until the minimum wage fast food worker gets it right and then let them deal with the fallout of my deish behavior as i drive away millennial guess i'm eating chicken nuggets now bro if any of y'all was preying on my downfall you won i'm sorry please stop i don't want to be annoying i'll just wait till they text me first i really hope they text me please text me sigh me when people start a conversation on my post [Music] hey greg wanna play human sure steve i have so much depressions i have to drive to work only to afford gas to drive to work again tomorrow lol are you going to sleep yes i am now shut up it's christmas tomorrow hello darkness my old friend i ain't your friend oh i ain't your friend either i live seven days with no human contact doctor at my checkup asked me if i had any feelings of depression or anxiety and i said don't we all and she said no lol me looking at how everyone is sleeping all comfy in my house while i get ready to go to work shout out to the 32 year old woman in high school who never gave up on her dreams of getting an education perhaps she is the true hero of spider-man 2002. my parents in their 30s this would make a lovely second home for our family to winter in hopefully the garage can fit both our cars snowmobile and ski equipment me in my 30s i'll never financially recover from this purchase when you live with your parents versus when you get your own place [Music] who you smash in my head with a brick when your mom is beating you and all of a sudden you got visitors on the scale of hedgehog cake how are you feeling today one two three four five six seven eight nine me welcome to mcdonald's can i take your mac order mcdonald's boss again rubs temples you don't have to put mac in front of words me ok turns to customer welcome to donald's girl how socially awkward are you me andrew age 24 27 miles away i always keep a loaded gun on my nightstand in the event of an intruder so i can shoot myself to avoid meeting new people when you're new to the gym and you're not sure how any of the equipment works [Music] the reason i like staying up late so much is because between the hours of 1am to 5am the world is quiet and no one expects anything from me i could literally stare at a wall for four hours with no consequences i love the silence and calm i love it seeing hundreds of good reviews for a product i'm looking at a single negative review me switching lanes to a lane that merges into the lane i just switched from [Music] guys literally only want one thing and it's freaking disgusting 2013 2014 2015 2016 2017 2018-2019-2022 2013 2014 2015 2016-2017 form please read carefully you can only fill out this form once first name oliver smith last name before i agree to 2022 i want to read the terms and conditions being so bored you make your own friends or man they left me when someone is looking at me while i'm doing something well well well if it isn't the bridge i said i'd cross when i came to it you ever send a detailed email and immediately go to the sent box to admire it good job me this email is so coherent look at those bullet points millennials before age 35 i've lived through a whole dark age and three supposed end of days people who have never gotten offered and its variants for two years shower shreks it's different when the only thing you're freaking is crying me after my mom tells me i'm a handsome boy my grandma at my graduation my professor who let me skip the final for her funeral the problem with 10 30 pm is that it comes exactly one minute before 2 30 a.m if you're not careful he's making a list he's checking it twice he's gonna find out who's naughty or nice santa claus is in contravention of article four of the general data protection regulation eu 2016 679. the older we get the more we understand this guy [Music] me an introvert random extrovert that liked me for no reason when you discover a beautiful mountain but have no idea what to name it mount wow me wakes up on time also me lays there until i'm late how beautiful it is to find someone who asks for nothing but your company bridget nicole company give me your company frick off i should not say this but is deadline today no leave work for tomorrow yes frick me in 2013 learning the us government had been spying on its citizens through our computers for years me in 2021 not even bothering to turn off cookies because literally nothing matters anymore a lmao are you good at multitasking no oh so you like to focus on one task until it's done also no mentally i'm at the sunroom of the 1990s wendy's me bites into burger everything on the opposite end of the burger me and my son doing his math homework me reading a pdf for my exam me reading 900 comments of two strangers arguing on the internet twenties at the bar five nights a week and still going to work the next day 30s almost dying from heartburn after eating too much spaghetti me getting ready for the plans i said yes to me thinking about my next meal after i just ate why isn't your camera on me me still processing 2019 15 days until 2022 how it feels when you go to the bathroom without your phone stuck listening to my racist uncle during the christmas reunion cousin asks if i'd like to walk in the woods with them me when i can hear people chewing me when i can hear people people kids come here i gotta tell you something santa is dead how are we going to afford christmas already handled it hey sorry i didn't text you back for two weeks i just became completely jaded with the entire human experience haha anyways what's up when there was a huge fight in the group chat but you were asleep doctors adhd medication is addictive that's why it's so restricted and controlled most people with adhd i forgot to take my meds again lmao hey why do you always wear that mask a massive interest in works of fantasy and sci-fi fiction a crippling disappointment and dissatisfaction with life and a desire to escape a doomed existence let's keep this on wanna dance me no parents you got mail on the table the mail when you're in someone else's house and the poop won't go away [Music] when you make a joke in front of your psychologist and instead of laughing she starts writing it down if you're feeling alone this christmas please remember that you're always alone it just happens to be christmas right now i always put my music on shuffle but then get annoyed when it doesn't play the songs i want when you're hungry but all the food in your house needs to be cooked so you just stay like supervisor i've noticed you've been requesting a lot of time off me yes this is the time of year i rebuild the pieces of my soul that have been destroyed by this organization people why are you so funny me all my jokes are cries for help me on the way to annoy everybody in the house because my phone is on the charger time for a little anarchy bumped into a mannequin and said sorry and then said oh i thought you were a person then i realized i was still talking to a mannequin this i'm this level of awkward tj maxx cashier did you find everything you were looking for me unloading full cart first of all i wasn't looking for any of this 6am opens eyes i can't wait to go to bed tonight what's the first rule of shopping online me price low too high interpreting rapid test results negative positive approximately positive positive college ruled good sell signal did you know these lines are actually parallel the blare which is near click to expand other menu when your alarm goes off but it just becomes a part of your dream winter may be beautiful but bed is much better when you agreed to not exchange christmas gifts and there are wrapped packages under the tree what's a conspiracy theory that you 100 believe in i believe that everyone is against me when you sit down and your thighs do the thing [Music] me every day me on christmas [Music] me telling a story to my family leaving out all the details that'll get me in trouble me has friend of opposite gender my mom in bed on my phone just rotating every 15 minutes like a depressed donor kebab is probably thinking about other girls him that wasn't a micro dose [Music] how to tell you're an adult you gain 30 pounds overnight you'd rather sleep than go out everything hurts comfort comes before style you have a favorite spatula everything feels like a chore college students look like 12 year olds you're always annoyed as frick when you drink cold water after chewing mint gum when you finish the ice cream and start nibbling the wooden stick me pixel scab my blood cells who just spent hours building it when it feels like you've been at work for seven hours then you look at the clock and it's only been 13 minutes [Music] my mom pulling me out of my room to meet the guests [Music] t budugasage7 i want santa to bring me some shrimp crabs crawfish roux and rice so my mom can make me a big ass pot of gumbo when your friend group drifts apart and now you can't make new friends because of the weird persona you developed with your friends when the teacher uses your work as an example for the rest of class [Music] new book i just bought unfinished book unfinished book unfinished book unfinished book me after a couple good days and then you feel yourself getting bad again the symptoms when someone is talking about your favorite topic but you are too introverted to intervene me searching for the perfect song on my playlist literally just to go make a sandwich the music i listen to the things i do listening to said music i miss how nickelodeon and cartoon network only aired commercials aimed at kids i wish there was an option for that on hulu and youtube like please no more insurance or antidepressants please only show me the latest in super soaker technology me trying to reach a meme that i liked after i accidentally refreshed do not done here not dumb area here crying is allowed but do so quietly so as not to disturb others do not wipe tears on exam paper me waking up every morning booting in in secure mode my blanket when i try to find the long side at 3 am 10 years ago what is happening existential crisis now oh hey buddy what's up i think i'd rather have a cat freddie mercury on children me after finishing every small task i deserve a blunt you're all wrong the earth isn't flat or round it's freaked mo what did you drop me nothing just a glass me and my little brother hey i like your personality thanks it's a disorder [Music] please to announce my wife and i finally completed a six-hour negotiation to pick out the movie she's going to look at her phone too while i fall asleep on the couch life is painful but women are hot elon musk's neuralink chip will allow users stream music into their brain hackers [Music] me 15 cents short of the total the cashier don't even worry about it ever just see yourself in the mirror on sunday and realize you're a big piece of shiz [Music] satan welcome to hell i want all of us to be friends here me ha this doesn't seem so bad satan so everyone go around in the circle and say a little bit about yourself how i think i look wearing a hoodie how i really look when someone tells you tell me about yourself and you're trying to remember who the frick you are are you just supposed to feel a constant emptiness in your soul after your 22nd birthday one time when i was like 11 my dad took me to an italian restaurant and the waiter asked what my name was and i said sam but you can call me captain ravioli and my dad just looked at me and said what the frick was that don't do that and i've been chasing that high ever since in three hours i'll have five hours left when someone says you look nice and it makes you feel nice i freaking hate grocery store checkout screens asking me if i want to donate twenty dollars to end child hunger or whatever you're a 10 billion dollar corporation i'm using a coupon to get 50 cents off a bag of potatoes why don't you donate 20 dollars to end child hunger in 1920 eight-year-old samuel rashevsky played chess with several chess masters at once he lost every single game seven year old me drinking apple juice from a fancy glass my desire to isolate myself my desire for connection think about all of the people you've ever met in your lifetime how many became your friend how many became more than a friend think of the 7.5 billion people in the world no matter who you are someone out there likes everything you like loves everything that you love can help you grow to be greater make you laugh harder than ever and is much better for you than anyone you have in your life that person is looking for you and you'll never meet them spider-man work from home all of my friends having fun me who isolates myself because i think i'm an unnecessary friend nobody absolutely nobody my brain crystal currencies like the video and subscribe right now and watch my previous tank memes videos thanks [Music]

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Length: 37min 31sec (2251 seconds)

Published: Tue Dec 28 2021