DANK DOODLE MEMES V956

mom how long have you been playing on your computer today me only since 700 hours mom but it's 1600 hours me [Music] me 0.23756 seconds after turning on work laptop monday morning i want to be free of this pain how does the tip of mount everest have snow when it's above all the clouds no no he's got a point so you're an atheist go ahead and explain all laws of physics quantum mechanics chemistry how everything works in the universe and how life started asking teacher about his life so that we won't have to study today [Music] if you guess what animal this is i won't go to work tomorrow [Music] mom son come over your little cousins are visiting me i can't i'm too far from home mom they are playing ranked on your main me you and a homie are now stuck in a video game which one of these are you checking first swimming friendly fire can you pet it fall damage items mashing fire damage invisible walls npc killer you know the saying third time's a charm yeah well germany lost twice me you if a pregnant tourist give birth outside their country would the baby a citizen of the country it was born or a citizen of the mother's origin i like kinder english speakers german speakers when she does her hair puts on makeup and slips in her finest lingerie just to see you lying on the bed like baseball isn't popular in the philippines so when manila bats are marketed as personal defense weapons defend yourself when you're meme scrolling and you keep running into inspirational quotes and positive messages i don't like to feel good i like to feel evil people who like the toilet seat cold people who like the toilet seat warm people who like the toilet seat wet no matter how kind you are german kids are kinder me who understands the joke mr worldwide cia says it has found no link between itself and crack trade every masterpiece has its cheap copy [Music] i finally found it after 15 years the scroll of truth someone in the comments will be a racist me wondering where my sandwich went my dad my mom telling me she'll make another one you are so quiet why don't you talk more talks gets ignored gets spoken over don't take your newborn on a flight if you don't have to the crying is annoying and it's also inconvenient for the baby 90 of parents a guy in class got called on to answer a question and after a short pause he says hang on i'm not dumb i'm just panicking i felt that the guy next to me felt that your mom felt that the world felt that the downside of having a curved monitor nobody pigeons in russia it's zero degrees europeans americans mathematicians did you know that shiz i forgot the fact a squid's penis on its face [Music] teacher gives joke assignment draw a clown self-portrait me draws teacher it's a simple spell but quite unbreakable couples in apocalypse movies when they have been in an apocalypse for three months it is time getting pregnant europeans knowing three or more languages asians knowing three or more languages americans knowing that one of those languages is usually english also americans when someone speak english in non-american accent a random guy dj's errand musicians they just press keys pianists [Music] if you like this meme today the cpc will remember that when they are at your doorstep 20 years from now no matter how much play time you have in a game it won't come close to what your mother has on candy crush what happens when you eat all the vitamin gum is at once note don't ever ever do this you can overdose on those freakers the internet is filling up because indians are sending millions of good morning texts the country newly online has become obsessed with sending cheery greetings from smartphones causing head scratching in silicon valley no i'm running out of storage space good morning every surgery in the lego universe is plastic surgery the real reason steve had to leave we just got a letter i wonder who it's from u.s army spider-man spider-man luring kids to his van he's not allowed near the school so he just hangs by the public pool look out that's not webb on his hand i used to own darth vader shawato let's bring you to bed time management when you have adhd okay shouldn't take long between an hour and arm 11 months in seventh grade a boy asked me to be his girlfriend and i wasn't sure i heard him correctly so i panicked and just said yes and then he high fived me and we never spoke again jamal if you're out there happy 11 year anniversary pov your internet went out just as you were about to win hey frick i'm so clingy unless you're illiterate you can't look at text without reading it stop introducing lap because everything is better topless is also forcing the popular rhythm discord music bot offline google everyone and now you have officially carried it too far buddy look how they massacred my boy live action versions of cartoons will always be creepy because we watch cartoons to escape adulthood until next time a random box in the corner exists cockroaches this could be asgard my parents when i'm doing my homework for hours my parents when i pick up the phone for 0.001 nanoseconds his coming was foretold [Music] 4k exists people when they record ufos best i can do is 144p me coming into work with four hours of sleep down into energy drinks and listening to some hype music when you accidentally step on your cat's tail and think you've destroyed your entire relationship but later that day you find a dead bird on your bed i'm still worthy are you winning son no dad but this teammate i'm playing with online is very nice and is giving me tips on how to improve like that's ever gonna happen boomers i heard she went to looks around nervously whispers therapy millennials or genzi lmao you all guess what my therapist told me today person says something racist about asians me hey that's offensive person what's your problem your indian notation me stares mother freakily my landlord painted over a freaking roach hello my baby hello my honey hello my ragtime gal how mods view themselves how mods actually look day one at the gym just finished taking wishes let's start the workout they had us in the first half not gonna lie front of house staff kitchen staff [Music] you forgot to collect the home colleagues came to india challenging that they will change the breakfast habits of all indians 10 years later this happened [Music] girl in the street thinking i'm looking at her boober me trying to read what's written on her shirt dad doesn't want dog family gets dog anyways dad and the dog when you stand up after sitting for a long time your eyes bravo 6 going dark yeah shreks is cool but have you ever touched liquid nitrogen these doctors collapsed after 28 hours surgery of separating my relatives nose from my personal matters it's rare enough to see flying carp but to get a picture of a bird hitching a ride on a flying carp one in a gazillion six without s is nine mathematicians when hearing about this ladies please just hear me out world brightest flashlight those who don't know those who know thanks for the baghdad girls he ghosted me he's bad you're a prize girl boys her friend is telling me that she's a prize yeah participation prize if everyone on earth died simultaneously the internet would be comprised entirely of bots posting liking and upvoting each other change my mind amber heard miss me not exactly me and my two regular followers who always likes my posts third graders to the first grade teacher after knowing three can be divided by two you lied to me how many other lies have i been told by the council name something that is used for cooking as well as freaking me when you are trying to explain why traps aren't gay and then the cop asks you why you are in possession of 200 kilograms of black tarrarian we get there when we get there me reading my messages through the messenger notification so it won't come up as seen on their end when a cop is behind you and you've literally done nothing illegal but you still feel like a criminal soap when you drop it in the shower be like when someone posts some extra fricked up she's and you see it by accident browser history deleted phone elite holy water needed money doesn't matter rich people looks doesn't matter attractive people d size doesn't matter you [Music] girl where's ripped jeans girl's knees iron man i'll call him yo a sinkhole roughly the size of six to seven washing machines has closed the northbound lanes of state line road near 100th street in kansas city missouri so how many bald eagles per freedom exertion does this equate to you can't just post a picture of a fence and expect people to get it me what kind of dog is this a curious tortoise was still wandering around the canadian embassy grounds the taliban aren't quite sure what to do with him are you going to sleep yes i am now shut up the only part of your reflection you can lick is your tongue [Music] me when my wife brushes against my d to get past me horny are you this old [Music] my body is a temple my temple when i accidentally swallow air with a sip of my drink netflix unnecessary shrek scenes any show or movie they make my parents in their 30s let's buy a new house and have a second child me in my 30s i don't know i'm 14. creating an alphabet for your language creating an alphabet for your language then deciding to use a cooler one some other people made instead of creating an alphabet just makes a letter for every word in your language not having an alphabet for your language stealing one from your neighbors and using it in the wrong way then also creating two new alphabets for your language and using all three at once me at five i want to be an astronaut me at 15 i want to be a pro athlete me at 25 frick me how expensive is cheese i'm 10 miles away from your home and rapidly approaching skeletal will return in an hour with a crowbar to break into your house with me donating a second body to medical science the police those who don't know those who know if there are mother freakers there must be father freakers too change my mind things that doesn't exist bigfoot fairies unicorns good anime netflix you grew up and proved all your teachers wrong your teachers thought you had a bright future full of success me who just ate a funny looking glowstick everyone else in the nuclear facility samples are returning to costco nature is healing [Music] angry bad's original rio season space and star wars aren't available for download anymore skeletal will come back next week with more disturbing facts zoom meetings are just modern seances there's someone who wants to join us elizabeth are you there we can't hear you can you hear us waking up in the afternoon can save your money on breakfast count down to completion for big big restoration guess i'm big big now i'm gonna kill myself by 2020 if i don't have a gf don't don't tell me what to do no i was just fixing your spelling do it lol my height increases by zero three 0.0003 my grandma wouldn't that make you a big boy when you pay the full price for a video game i'm never gonna financially recover from this i wonder where i'll be three years from now i'm in my bedroom you've gone for a poo you forgot your phone there's a new bottle you haven't read it's got appeal here fold out bonus label who wins your mom i love democracy dead sea pool turned blood red puzzling expert and region where the bible says god sent angels to destroy sodom and gomorrah for their inhabitants sins that's another one for apocalypse bingo when you're a lonely dark man on a path of revenge and you meet an orphan everyone waiting for half-life 3 me waiting for portal 3 when your entire class decides to make a tick-tock account together change of plans ignore your original objective leave nothing alive money doesn't matter rich people looks doesn't matter attractive people dear doesn't matter beast pc owner [Music] i'm 35 and still get asked for id here's my exact beauty routine 35 year old asian girls isn't it weird that you're an adult that likes game music i don't like it i love it he does exactly what i do but better me i hit an animal and my car is totaled am i covered insurance yes what did you hit me a fish what has to be clarified as not for shrek shall reasons when you're requesting or buying it adopting a child how smart people fix their pc how i fix my pc this is the ideal mail body you may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like when you get a hole in one while playing mini golf i see no god up here other than me just gonna start killing people i don't find funny national suicide prevention lifeline shut the frick up do atheists go to hell no what about people who bring up others past to win an argument straight to hell to the boiler room of hell all the way down my wife asked me to help decorate the cookies for her sister's baby shower and then just as quickly ask me to please stop helping [Music] don't call yourself cool unless you were outcasted all your life and still grew to be developed and likable by all people but still seclude yourself from groups because the earlier stages of your life really tainted your perspective of others and it has stuck with you all your life english who equals german where english where equals german woe greenland iceland finally a worthy opponent our battle will be legendary me i can't take god's job to punish others also me after i saw kid doing tick-tock dance we can't expect god to do all the work nobody knows how but if you shake this freaker while it's in the grease the food will cook faster people who she's before showering people who she's after showering people who she's in the shower teacher what comes before 34 me 33 teacher then why did you write rule [Music] teacher what's one plus one me two teacher are you sure my confidence adios okay i have one hour to play 40 gigabytes update one gigabit per second download speed me scatters my grandpa's ashes from the top of a mountain people within a 10 mile radius of that mountain naruto fans haters i don't like naruto cause it has way too much fillers naruto fans then just skip them you can find the list on google haters now i don't have that much brain you toxic narrated what goes on here my paranoid ass checking if i'm still muted [Music] help i'm a middle-aged lady trapped in a middle-aged lady's body and i hate it in here not using straws is to not pollute the ocean cleaning the straws out of the ocean so the turtles don't eat them eating the straws so the turtles don't have to eating all the turtles so they can't eat the straws when you are new to the game and see a fight outside of your skill level like the video and subscribe right now and watch my previous tank memes videos thanks [Music]

Channel: Clumsy

Views: 81,073

Rating: 4.9504046 out of 5

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Id: QIp2hsRFqUc

Length: 18min 27sec (1107 seconds)

Published: Tue Sep 14 2021