DANK DOODLE MEMES V571

kid gets the cuss on his leg dad looks like we are gonna have to cut it off kit me falling asleep listening to the pouring rain outside my window my plant in the window who's not been watered in over a week are you under the age of 18 yes if under the age of 18 please state why it all started when I was born welcome to the purge for the next 24 hours all crimes are legal Italians group hug I hate it when my dog and cat stole my fridge i grill outside and someone randomly throws a fridge at me when someone jumps out and scares me I'm like Hollywood actors only making four million dollars from a movie me finding a quarter on the floor you are accused of anti-soviet behavior the Court finds you guilty and sentences you to be short Netflix are you still watching me with no girlfriend or social life whatsoever Annabelle age 18 just found out virus doesn't affect objects thank God I'm a woman me my brother mom and dad we have you fought a one-dog with something in its mouth I like those odds you know I really like pizza my favorite pizza is actually pineapple pizza excuse me I have some objections this is a 27th floor the first page of my notebook the last page of my notebook in 1998 three gorillas escaped from the London Zoo most were captured hold on sorry what do you mean most nobody the guy who discovered milk mighty a furry son has one job at night ball cut things and make them go away easy right however a bear has learned that my furry son can be bought this is the third time he's been gifted ear bones in exchange for being allowed access to my trash and he keeps doing it you had one job behold my masks have arrived I wore this to Walmart and Petco today when someone tells me my mask has pins on it I kindly let them know this is how I determine they are too close we are not worthy we are not worthy Kim jong-un waking up after his nap to see Hitler dancing on hell's Got Talent how old is Google 21 years what are you doing senpai when you have caps lock on and hold shift on the first letter [Music] am I being paranoid or does it sound like I'm about to deliver a pizza to my death site instructions make sure you are not followed please place pizza by the door gingerly make sure no one is watching you no need to ring the bell we all know do regular dogs see police dogs and think oh no it's a cop I don't need sleep I need answers Google's FBI FBI me me I hope there isn't too much preparation for this recipe instructions if you wish to make an apple pie from scratch you must first invent the universe this new umbrella creates a force field of vets who protect you from the rain the person next to them RTX off RTX on what if the moon fell to earth let me guess May hey bro yo can you send the photos there all right they're sending how the Frick did you correct me before I said it could this woman be one of my people when the loading screen actually gives you a good tip you didn't know about I live in Spain but the S is silent 14 year olds biology student has been denounced for crossing a wheat plant with strawberries just doing what needed to be done God when he made 2020 started making it had a breakdown Bon Appetit Israeli bank robber uses an avocado into successful heists teachers when you don't use a ruler on the assignment I seen caper rate straighter than this line minecraft players just like the simulations me saying a phrase the wrong way during Latin lessons meter the teacher did I get it right the demon that I summoned no sleep well love wish I was there hi this is his wife hey there cutie tell our man to have a good night communism 100 you can remove any one letter from the word seat and still end up with a real word visible confusion why is race such an issue it doesn't matter if you're normal or black we are all humans period the Karen we get the Karen we need be careful who you clog Lee in middle school cameras normally used cameras used while shooting a UFO if you could can you give my bonus points to whoever scores the lowest what are you a communist volume of the movie sound effects volume of the movie dialogue when the cashier that you've been bullying for the last two hours starts acting rude towards you Karen's build the manna fire and he is warm for a day set a man on fire and he is warmed for the rest of his life flat earther the earth is flat me then explain this my dad shouting at my mom thinking she spent $100,000 on jewelry me waiting for them to finish arguing so I can tell them I won a car by entering in their credit card details when someone jokingly comments on something you are incredibly insecure about iron man rich billionaire with a powerful suit Thor god of thunder Black Widow when you put leftover cake in the fridge with a note saying do not eat and you walk in on your sister foaming in the mouth on the floor because you laced the cake with rat poison when you try to make a mean Bertha autocorrect messes at our English nine-year-old me taking a ruler to my bedroom to measure how long I sleep I [Music] can't wait for social distancing to end all I do is text and video chat and talk on the phone I want to see people face-to-face and talk to them in person it's a miracle hello big boomers dolphins have returned to Italy meanwhile in middle-earth being able to see the board when teacher is writing trying to write down notes without your glasses writing the notes of the teacher is erasing writing the notes from the impression which is left after the board is erased my neighbors are bored as Frank long live the king 1889 ad van Gogh your work is garbage 2015 ad he was truly ahead of his time it's tragic how nobody understands an artist until long after they die 2285 ad yo wives my wallpaper a pig sir you haven't turned it on yet here kiddo you need it more than I do but art I have a degree in philosophy when you're called the most powerful Dark Wizard of all time but can't even take over a high school Voldemort me and the boys online me online last online two years ago try and hide now you little shoes American guy getting mad about a gun joke French guy getting mad about a Surrender joke me an Italian waiting to see who wins to team up with him so how long have you been playing this competitive game me since launch date oh so you must be really good then ha me saying my favorite part of the movie is about to happen my dad watching it for the first time you're failing English your are you really in charge here zoom requires people to pay for meetings that lasts more than 40 minutes discord Google Hangouts and other video calling services for 24 hours all crimes are legal what crimes will you be committing none because they are now legal listen here you little shoes that's dads in commercials dads in mobile gamers dad's in Disney movies Australian man caught sea monster with no eyes and a mouth full of sharp teeth I feel like Australia is where the devil keeps his pets when you celebrate 420 on one 5 because you know how to reduce fractions my wisdom is great and unmatched the barnacle has the largest penis the animal kingdom when compared with its size Danny DeVito please stop calling me the barnacle the average human body contains enough bones to make a skeleton and I looked and lo a pale horse and he who sat upon him his name was death and hell followed after him revelation 6:8 he wasn't dead just training mm by 2020 we will have flying cars 2020 even the claims are not flying I wish I could pull the sad out of view like this I don't think it's working Jim I think you're just pulling out my lymphatic system go it doesn't matter whether you're six five or four feet I'll still date you meet who has only two feet the cashier who knows the code for exotic fruits me Amazon workers before Amazon workers now when your friend tricks you into injecting disinfectant into your body if a fart can go through underwear how can a facemask made from a handkerchief save your life it's hard to argue with his assessment when your team loses 49 to 50 and you appear on the killcam hey we should Shrek's I'll start takes off crocks why would you take them off slowly puts crocks back on that's right daddy confused screaming for mommy for daddy for Asgard me looking at the imaginary camera every time some crazy shoes happens in real life you can teach a man to fish but you can't teach a fish to man English teachers it is time to go with our good boy No what I was interested in when I was six huge alligator what I'm interested in now huge alligator teachers that you soon teachers that used to scored teachers that used to be our chat government pictures from outer space government pictures of UFO two miles away you can't just learn an entire semester the night before the final I have the power of drugs and YouTube on my side doing something boring at 7:00 p.m. doing the same thing at 3:00 a.m. when you drive past an NPC in GTA and hear him say well learn to drive a whole don't worry Kim the doctor handling your surgery has a long history of intense training the doctor this Liz laughed and do you like me Jesus Christ cease fire stay back it's funny they call damn unidentified flying objects I could identify them right away those are UFOs well you're not wrong others I wish I was an octopus so I could slap eight people at once some wise kid the Glock tipis girls on Instagram trying to look thick their walls in the background me puts shampoo bottle back after it fell in the shower shampoo bottle I'll freakin do it again depression is real and ignored for many men society the get over at track so I renamed my Wi-Fi to 5g covered nineteen test run and Karen in my apartment was freaking out funniest shoes I ever did so anyway I spend the whole afternoon were connecting all my devices printer is still not working worth it this dog can smell people who are in dire need of a hug Florida man claims he only drank at stoplights and not while driving it's hard to argue with his assessment therapist Stalin car isn't radial he can't hurt you Stalin car me staring into the camera to scare my FBI agents my FBI agent yo what the Frick is wrong with this dude use overtime for stocks people in 1950 honey I gained $100 today stomachs Kim Possible every time you kiss ago a random student fails their project every student passes do you want to see the most illegal thing I own than a bone he looks like my father but he is my neighbor books at the bookstore books at the school library next time I step on Lego I will simply get taller I'm a bloody genius smart I'm I'm never never going to going to troll people give you up when your dad smashes your monitor so you smash his daughter oh yeah no one item you're meant to pick up in a video game when you're in your late 20s and unironically say back in my day for the first time Frick I'm old hey I heard that you have STDs can you freak my ex yes what's his name Kidman 8:32 p.m. how to learn Latin quick 8:43 p.m. doom guy hotline in the u.s. girls with hundreds I never get compliments guys after 1:00 North Korea when everyone asks them if kim jeong-hoon is still alive young men aren't having Shrek's because they'd rather play video games - Rex is cool and all but have you ever played Lego Star Wars no one biscuits at end of packet when someone tries to insult you by calling you gay but you actually are the smell of vanilla extract the taste of vanilla extract what people think depression looks like what oppression actually looks like pyro and has made the advancement diamonds pyro and was blown up by creeper listening to this from Australia that's so sick thanks for the support I didn't say I liked it or it was good cup sounds like shish Tomas you know dinner about to be fire wendice bad boy turns on old people when they see some teams hanging out by the store the cops are going to love this friend with benefits nutty buddy me 2020 can't be worse 2020 when you get her extremely rare item during the tutorial and the game lets you keep it [Music] pet owners he doesn't bite the pet teammates the round after you almost clutched a 1v5 failure when the girl with the 4k webcam stands up during your zoom class hey look she came to school with no pants on everyone quarantine is over you can go up now me the Sun is a deadly laser research shows plants know when they're being eaten and they don't like it vegans maybe I'm a monster being called served by a Brit being called sweety by a southerner being called sugar by an old black lady being pulled champ by a dad being called comrade by a drunk Russian being called messiah by a group of people will you please listen i'm not the messiah teacher asking question we who didn't listen karen general manager you were supposed to destroy the managers not join them name a more iconic duo all wait Karen just to clarify Karen is not a racial slur for white women it's a polite way of saying stop acting like an entitled be perhaps I treated you too harshly scientists wake up ancient viruses unknown to medicine that's another one for apocalypse bingo kim jeong-hoon and hell after finding out that hitler and stalin were out partying with satan last night and he didn't get invited conference call ends everyone on the call thanks guys thanks stay safe al righty thanks bye bye thanks see ya thank you see ya have a good one bye guys take care mother saying you play too much games mother's arriving at level 1345 on candy crush free cookies for everybody who's at my house in the next five minutes that why is the FBI here push-up sit on Cola give up my mom when I'm playing offline peace and quiet my mom three seconds after I join an online game I've made five meals in ten minutes behold the one commandment played games because you enjoy them not because they're popular remember Bruce you are what you eat Clark please shut up go wanna smash me no go we can watch Shrek - afterwards me well you can't say no to that teachers to the students at the lunch queue be like I seem gay / rate straighter than this line inspiring celebrities spell out we are all in this together were there yards I'm sorry is this some sort of rich joke that I'm too peasant to understand like the video and subscribe right now and watch my previous tank means videos thanks [Music]

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Length: 20min 16sec (1216 seconds)

Published: Sun May 03 2020