CURSED COMMENTS #9

Wow this image is powerful I don't know how to describe it it's like his body's trying to go to the heaven but doctors just want to save him no no no they're saying come on get him he wants to leave without paying why the doctors wearing Crocs though what are you doing hey everyone my name is Jake and welcome to cursed comments well we're gonna be looking at really really cursed comments like you look at someone nice and you're like wow that's nice and you look in the comments and it's like did you really just say that and YouTube doesn't like them so if you'd leave a like cuz you're not gonna get ads so it's like a compromise you leave a like and then you don't get added Thanks enjoy the video if a guy doesn't text me back for a few hours I just write anal then when he replies immediately I say oops sorry that wasn't for you yeah works even better with relatives right guys you tried this a hundred percent of babies are unemployed just pathetic no not true actually not in China yeah they they work them to death they really do hey hey it's the man with the men this is totally false he wouldn't show up without his robe with true you can't be disrespectful to the group spot the difference Mickey Mouse and the German flag differences only one of them acknowledged its war crimes yeah I'm looking at you I'm looking at you I just wish someone would kiss me the way Biden makes out with this 19 year old granddaughter oh I hope he's on some sex offender list he is it's called the presidential ballot yeah I can see that how tranquilizer darts work that sounds kind of cool I kind of I'm kind of interested in that ah this video should be renamed how to get a girlfriend okay that fire [ __ ] all right Brown when they say that nerf gun can't hurt anyone yeah to make it more Opie you can dip those needles in hiv-positive blood for damage over time yeah thinking with the head thinking with the head the characters I can't criticize without being seen as a sexist data pack we got a female Ghostbusters Harlequin and then some more yeah sadly I've experienced this firsthand people really think I have to dislike the movies just because I hate women smh this is the guy everyone's talking about covert 19 Wow we beat covert 19 together I can't tell if we're supposed to be covered 19 together or we're gonna be this guy together like he's gonna get run up off cuz he's covered this is Matt you won't see Matt again this is the second and last time say goodbye to Matt wait on krebs red when that boiled seems we are too late to say goodbye no Matt you're already dead I don't know why it's a second time though I'm pretty sure this is the first time I've seen Matt unless I've seen him before maybe at the beach somewhere I don't know Matt do I know you only Disney manages to make a bald fish only Disney manages to get away with violently murdering its animated characters now I'm pretty sure most movies that are animated do that like if no one has parents in these movies she protect she attack but most importantly she always loved us back huh there's also some good em play about her okay you just have to ruin it bro you just have to ruin the moment mom dies after pushing daughter away from out of control car Diane Eliska age 55 pushed her sixteen-year-old daughter Jenna from the path of a Toyota Corolla pearling toward them in reversed in Lindenhurst Wow nothing will ever be as powerful as a mother's love rest in peace well except a Toyota Corolla in Reverse I should be loving but Adam ha the muttering is a gone postal eagle lego building techniques like this one or know as a person who has a good mind for engineering as well as still plays with Legos this makes me want to commit a war crime just one hmm after I commit the first one it will be impossible to commit another due to lack of population oh ok halo blaster maybe that's not just war cry that's that's a genocide with the entire world oh geez somebody on my street got hit by a car a few minutes ago by the way hey Kobe was in fortnight strike yeah if you celebrate the fourth of July full-blown without zero hesitation whatsoever you were either a a white supremacist be a raging drunk or partier see a hillbilly redneck T an ignorant uneducated child or e all of the above oh no no no wait what's so bad about being a white supremacist oh okay you have to go there I'm just imagining the image of going no you can't have fireworks and celebrate the 4th of July that's bad ha firework go boom boom can't believe Leonardo DiCaprio yelled I'm on top of the world from the Titanic a ship that was at sea at sea level the scientifically lowest altitude in the world he was nowhere near the top he was literally at the bottom er what a stupid idiot actually he wasn't scientifically at the lowest level in the world and until the end of the movie yeah when he went you know all the way down to the bottom because of that [ __ ] Rose will you press the button you get ten million dollars but you have to give 90% of it to your girlfriend me after realizing that I can get 1 million dollars and a girlfriend ahh wait me realizing I can get 10 million dollars and a sex doll woohoo cursed animal crossing whoa everybody gangster until Animal Crossing becomes Animal Farm boots I remember reading this book the first time around and just being so confused by it and then I read it the second time I was like oh okay yeah this makes a lot more sense reading it thinking it's just about animals on a farm isn't the way to go if you could eat one food from any animated movie what would it be mine is the eggs from Shrek mm-hmm how about the sushi and Finding Nemo all right that would taste great I kinda want to try a krabby patty not gonna lie I didn't want to sponge about that much but Puente was all over that recipe so I must have been good I baked cookies in my car today yes they're tasty yes my car smells like fresh cookies and yes it's very nice yeah and you know when they are done when the kid stops crying Oh Italian grandmas try frozen pizza for the first time wait wait next do Americans try healthy food oh where are next African kids try food yeah just just anything just give anything I'll slash ass credit you're Satan and your goal is to torment Gordon Ramsay what food would you serve him his son but he will be perfectly cooked and Gordon will have to compliment me for my skill in the kitchen but do you tell him it's his son before or after he's eaten it he's tell her before he's gonna be like oh but it does he eat it he might not eat unless you force him to but if you don't tell him until after then he has this sudden realization of oh my god I've just eaten my child and I look dead cursed plane hey who's that outside the window wait what are you doing out there actually that's fake the build limit is 256 well some planes do fly that low especially in 2001 huh I wonder what they're talking about cursed chiropractor and we're just gonna crack your neck over here yeah 50 seconds silent takedown plus 100 XP plus twenty undetected plus 50 instant kill and plus five percent with stealth skill is right hand kinda looks like a foot as well dude is he your extra points for that when your PC doesn't the minimum requirements of the game that you have been downloading for three days i just-i can't-- you don't check the requirements before purchasing that's like buying a house with a basement that's nowhere near an elementary school actually no it's not you know you could just use a van to transport the kids you don't need to have one close by actually that raises suspicions by quite a lot I would know I wish covin 19 happened in 2012 because then the idiots would think it was a maeín curse and actually take it seriously according to the Ethiopian calendar is the year 2012 well according to my racist relatives it's still 1960 so let's not listen to those guys a man who had a stroke in 2004 permanently lost the ability to feel sad I love this [ __ ] funeral so good hey another stroke can fix that Oh huh well my mom passed away May 6 of this year I was also pregnant with twins and lost one the other night at work I was very emotional looked behind me and seen this cloud to me it looks like a woman holding a baby in the air ah wait your dead mum likes is on you that she stole your baby hey if I'm gonna die I'm taking one of yours with me come on come with me hey and you can come with me again and click into the video I got really dog when I stand here I need to stand here in my light I have different lights now I'm in the videos quickly enjoy if you want to obviously you don't have to click them well if you want to this is the ray

Channel: WhyJake

Views: 865,287

Rating: 4.9475365 out of 5

Keywords: twitter posts, facebook posts, reddit posts, tinder posts, funny, comedy

Id: yioDIX9Lc2c

Length: 10min 40sec (640 seconds)

Published: Sun May 17 2020