CURSED COMMENTS #6

blessed spider-man mr. stark I feel so good dude everyone my name is Jake and welcome to curse comments we're gonna be looking at posts and then looking below the posts and seeing that you guys are really messed up and you write really curse things and that's why we're gonna be looking at curse comments enjoy the microwave me stopping the timer at 0.01 seconds and my family a 1 a.m. why are there so many people in your microwave yeah good point ro good point hmm we're not suicidal we're angels that want to go back home ah so that's what Hitler was and get it now NHS reveals the average UK penis size the hook wipes are some small secretary says I'm okay girlfriend thinks I'm average and the mother-in-law says a massive so [ __ ] knows who to believe Adam you've got to get a bigger sample size otherwise you're never gonna find out come on get get some more cursed peashooter wait they're the same picture the Invisible Man is having a good time so this is why Drax wanted to master the art of becoming so incredibly still graph showcasing my age throughout the years Wow yeah incredible let's flatten the curve if he not in you he trusts you guys not in socks long delete this yeah but be real what's a sock ever gonna do to you it's not gonna betray you scream powered microwave my claw Reeves just put a human inside it and the microwave will never stop you know it probably will eventually you know when the person dies quarantine has given me a newfound respect for old sailors who were stuck on ships for so long they invented half women half fish to be horny about they definitely screwed fish first and then came up with the story later the fish nature's flashlight ha ha the thing is that's probably real like that's literally probably the reason why they made that's not good he just noted in me in started watching mumbo-jumbo I appeared to have front pages on reddit today too the man responsible the gentlemen normally waits at least five minutes but I appreciate the support if you can't respect a man for watching his redstone videos then you need to leave okay if you jump off a bridge and you yell parkour it isn't suicide it's just a failed stunt don't ever text me again I mean yeah did I guess Italy has Michelangelo da Vinci these are the words that it probably can't pronounce and America has Bob Ross Germany has hit up wait yeah he probably wasn't you know the best German artist they probably do have artists but yeah he's probably not the best ones he is this albino squirrel comes to our door and rubs its nipples and just stares yeah my neighbor does the same thing hmm choose one let Ricardo touch your ass live with Ricardo lose your virginity to Ricardo or Ricardo is your dad and blue because that equals all of them yes this is literally a win win win win scenario you can't lose here male 16 feeling lonely please talk to me get it m16 male 16 it's only lonely because schools are closed you've got a point you've gotta find me who is responsible for this Brad killed Tarzan is just grabbing the vines with his cheeks hey he's got some grip on them my boyfriend spent an hour looking for this loud frog outside in a puddle and when he finally caught him I took a pic of both of them and he literally said come job oh no no no no no doubt after an orgasm I like to kiss and cuddle then fall asleep in each others arms what about you I usually delete my browsing history and throw the tissues away what do you do after an orgasm unmutes Mike back boys where we drop it Professor Oak is your mom still single ash yes Professor Oak go and catch every pokemon out there ah Professor Oak is gonna pokey mom why do you think they call him Professor Oak you know the woods sure death is scary but remember the Toy Story 3 monkey ha amateurs the baby head suspended on a metal spider legs from the first one was the real share I still meet him in my nightmares [ __ ] you I [ __ ] to that [ __ ] oh ok been crap okay cursed taste revenge he bites me so I buy him tastes better when cooked wait which one both a tasty cooked monster appears Velma's glasses what gotta go oh I dropped my glasses let me reach around your groin area mr. monster I think they fell on your dig there's probably so many like parodies of scooby-doo you know Velma Daphne this is the so many isn't that Thanks I hate it if Hitler and Lieutenant Worf were to kiss their moustaches would never touch you complete me mind you around it's like water without crunchy fication crunchy fication isn't that what they did to Jesus this is crunch fi him crunch fi him the people cried firefighters are struggling to control wildfires burning through the radioactive forest in the abandoned territory around the Chernobyl nuclear plant the launched fire is stirring up radiation in the area I do not have radioactive forest fires at Chernobyl on my bingo card is this what April is really April radioactive massive fire come on I'll slash shitty superpowers your dick has aimbot while pissing bro it's my dream to pee from the top of a building and snipe people walking by let me have this please Cookie Monster steals the lust cookie from a starving Syrian refugee girl after Cookie Monster is run out of cookies cookie monster will eat her Syrian family - Cookie Monster how could you me $0.15 Shah of the total the cashier don't even worry about it ah short on change I'll just take your first bonus payment yeah come on we're going home mmm oh god I wish I were her dog okay dude okay trying to find a doctor at an anti vaccine rally why would a doctor be here that was one of the quotes from the video maybe because it's an anti-vaxxer alley all he has to do is sneeze and he has like 40-plus new patients it's a great business idea but then again is it like that good of a thing because if you sneeze and they all die instantly which they probably will because they haven't got the vaccines you've got no one to treat I mean for a funeral director then it's a good idea you are what you eat and drink then I'm thousands of innocent children yeah is it me all three in one shampoo can be four in one if you're not afraid to use it as mouthwash it can also be a five in one if you're not afraid to use it as Lube okay Todd Smith I mean you need to take advice from your profile picture and you know shut American Airlines a USB whatever you do don't plug it into a tower unit so that one coming from a mile away yeah well America didn't brah my mom you can't just post a picture of eggs and expect people to like it me 2.7 thousand likes your mom why do these eggs remind me of my freshman year in college mom no got this villager doing shady stuff next to my pig farm if you ever wondered where zombie pigman came from Oh God dolphins are returning to Italy meanwhile in Germany adolfs returning to Germany this aeroplane thing Godzilla fleshlight mmm you wouldn't want to be a passenger in that would you I always wanted to find you Waldo but not like this not like this Cove in nineteen found Waldo before you did it's because he's always in those crowded areas he needs to be easy to find cursed youtube comment a homeless man in sewers crackhead crawling through the sewers singing Amazing Grace you've heard of penny wise now introducing penniless fifty-seven thousand of both that's good I think you're cheating on me with another woman no I'm not I swear you were the only woman in my life hair because I got another dude I like how he looks the same as she funny he's her brother I love the broken English in these covers it's a huh when I turned 18 I went blind in my right eye this trend isn't funny my brother has epilepsy seizures a scary and not a laughing matter your brother must be really shaken up by air get it shaken up a bullet when you video call to your homie in female filter and he suddenly starts fapping Peter stop stop it's me I know it's you dolphins sometimes use decapitated fish to masturbate Rick Baldwin says I just can't believe how much I have in common with dolphins it's amazing Oh Garrick okay remember this group this is them now feel old yet so that doing the same thing for the corpse or walk did you know feed a dog for three days they will remember you for three years feed a human for three years they will forget you in three days so we shall feed the humans two dogs yeah that seems good girl fields come can be used as an alternative fuel if you consider my [ __ ] of vehicle forty people just don't followed me yeah and you deserve it you deserve it you got two great balls thanks I guess it looks like I just slept Oh with my mighty great balls wow you made it all the way to the end you may as well subscribe right you may as well 100k in like five days we can hit if you will subscribe and click another video epic

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Views: 298,899

Rating: 4.9575963 out of 5

Keywords: twitter posts, facebook posts, reddit posts, tinder posts, funny, comedy

Id: tSqxwGc1QvQ

Length: 11min 33sec (693 seconds)

Published: Fri Apr 17 2020