RARE INSULTS #25

jeffrey starr has the body of a child that died during the irish potato famine in the face of a woman that survived it gosh 48 minutes ago and almost a thousand likes as well people are really liking that hey everyone my name is jake and welcome to rare insults where we're going to be looking at insults that are very rare you know ones that you find in the deepest parts of the internet usually the top comment on a youtube video but you know they're rare though i promise enjoy we got these two people i have no idea who they are but if you put their brains in birds they'd fly backwards are you indicating that birds are smarter is that what it is all right we got this guy this guy and this guy a bit of a weird uh mix-up but yeah this is my sea of thieves crew yeah i guess you would see someone like this on a pirate ship yeah but it is to me and i like it this guy who seems to be injecting himself with something yeah when you skip brain death i guess technically not going to school is skipping brain day and this guy looks like he did that erling harland was asked about jaden sancho's future uh man looks like a 3d render yeah i was like this is a video game of some kind but apparently that's a real guy elijah wood out here looking like a 21 year old art student who just had their first lesbian experience ah congratulations elijah yeah you did great dan bilzerian all right if axe body spray was a person this guy sprays so much of that stuff actually no he's probably like moved on to some really expensive thing but still just smells ah anime hair that's that's pretty cool i guess he looks like a gas station pocket knife okay yeah yeah i see that just as many like cool sharp things as possible fire yeah mohammed uzair awan becomes the world's youngest microsoft certified at the age of seven a proud moment for pakistan yet he also broke the record of being seven at the age of fifteen yeah i'm sorry this guy does not look seven i hope that every sock you put on will be slightly rotated just enough for it to be uncomfortable may your tea be too hot when you receive it and too cold when you remember it is there may you always step in a wet spot after putting on fresh socks may both sides of your pillow be warm and may your article load that tiny extra little bit so when you're about to click on a link you click an ad instead i don't know what this person did to deserve that but the last one of clicking an ad by accident that's just evil that's just straight evil no one deserves that all right brown was the other one says blue well we won says red gg dark blue killed me and then vented oof yeah red you're as useful as the ueue in q like come on you serve no purpose how is purple saying that dark blue killed him and then invented but he's still alive what is this when a woman cheats it's because she's had enough and when a man cheats it's because the sky is blue wow deflecting blame in this manner is so childish any man that dates you is illegal oh yeah i mean that does make you very childish then nearly 10 000 people have signed an online petition to have williams fired viewers left furious after wendy williams mocks her queen phoenix's cleft lip dad wendy's is the kind of person to call air sexist because it made her hair bad true how does she have a show i'm sorry about how paul rudd is now the same age as wilford brimley was in cocoon i'm pretty sure wilford brimley was 62 years old when he was born is this guy ever aged i've never seen this guy young tick tockers say final goodbye to tick-tock emotional wow the hardest try not to laugh challenge i've ever seen yeah to be fair it got saved though so yeah not again yo it's the boulder from indiana jones can i get an autograph come on how are you going to say that that's yeah tell us your secrets uh well the moon landing was fake and it was all a sound stage oh really these creatures aren't a threat they can't even reach their own moon call off the annihilation yeah and earth is flat ah i'm so adorable i was a flat earther for a few years but then i went to kindergarten yeah that's what you do but to be fair if we didn't have that guy we would have been annihilated so it's good to have these people beetlejuice yeah well beetlejuice is smarter than a flat earth and that goes really well with the last one yeah beetlejuice is pretty smart though he knows how to spell red my brother came out as gay to my grandma and she said i knew girls weren't going to like you from the beginning oh dead body reported i know grandma roasted you and it is a dead body reported she did murder you by words but at least she's accepting of it she knew all along oh my god it's this guy and then he's in real life look it's him if harry potter screwed a hedgehog oh uh yeah or merged with let's just go with merged with hey look it's james caucasian james you look like the type of guy to go to a mexican restaurant with his two kids and wife jessica and at the end say welp you kiddos ready to vamanos hmm six nine's new video six nine out here looking like a gay sea urchin the statue of disability yeah france gave it to america back in the day i don't know why guess what losers i got onto the elite side of tick tock you didn't yeah well about a year ago i was invited to attend a space camp at nasa it was extremely interesting despite being very secure we had to give proper identification give our fingerprints and sign six consent forms but after all that preparation we were finally allowed to enter i met astronauts and many astrophysicists they described how it felt to be in space and i saw a prototype of the mars rover however the attraction that caught my eye the most was a live feed that came from a camera on the international space station i watched it for hours and even with a view of the entire world i still couldn't find who asked wow ain't that crazy what even is the elite side of tiktok what is this something special about it oh we are dead yep please and pink can't vote these people are the reason there are instructions for how to wash your hands yeah it's struggling playing with random people on this game sometimes you got no friends on you got to play with randoms but you end up like this cardi b makes music for people who think child support is a career yeah probably chloe and hal bailey performed the national anthem before kickoff 2020 and the nfl says thank you for all your racist comments please leave them here in the comment section so we can screenshot them and send them to your employers and chris replies national football league oh chris it looks like you don't have a job so there's nothing we can do ah all i did was tell him that if he was a font he'd be comic sans pan fried pan plucked you well if you were a font you would be ariel because of how basic you are ow you know i would rather take ariel though over comic sans to be fair what font would you rather be like what would describe your personality there's so many fonts cody co and jake ball whenever jake speaks it sounds like he's trying to learn how to read what does he speak like like whenever jackie we've got the north korean army i think and then the south korean army a bit of a difference this is what it looks like when you are not upgrading your troops in age of empires just one's very very far ahead of the other oh it's gwen from ben 10 aha quinn looks like she gets nutrients by burning orphanages um glenn you got someone to tell us okay we got these marvel actors when they were younger hawkeye captain america loki nick fury spider-man and thor tom holland looking like ripley from aliens if you don't know what that looks like there you go yeah kind of similar we got a selfie from this girl why her head look like the first slice of bread come on how you gonna do that christos pizza one star basically the equivalent to low quality bowling alley pizza made by a teenager with daddy issues god jeff come on bro was it that bad how dare you reblog my post but not follow me okay think of it like this if you find a gold bar in a trash bag will you take the whole trash can or just the gold bar yeah that's that's why i see your skirts and i raise you a onesie ah you look like every kpop dude combined he's all of them just in one oh kpop would love that there's no such thing as a mental illness anyone can choose whatever mindset they want it's a choice guy you're actually an idiot mental illness is very much a thing that has been covered by science for generations the human brain is capable and incapable of many things it seems yours is incapable of having an iq higher than a toddler see is proved it right there americans have less culture than the bacterial cultures in european cheeses there is this joke what's the difference between the usa and a yoghurt if you leave the yoga alone for some time it develops a culture but also yoghurt can be fat free god i'm sorry us like if you're from us i feel bad for you right now it's on a tory kelly video that guitarist looks like a cross between shaggy and velma maybe it's their they're like child ha if your iq is the number of stories in a building and i jumped off the top floor i'd sprain my ankles ah rare insults i mean to be fair how many like stories could you survive from like four maybe five no that's too many probably maybe two okay but can we all agree that jaden smith looks like what happens when you hit the randomize on a character in movie star planets it worked for him though we got ashlynn who's 17 and then this dude i bet the guy hitting on the 17 year old smells like hot dog water not he definitely puts hot dog water ice cubes in his drink as well ah danny looks like a middle-aged dad ready for barbecue what a great position to be in that that sounds awesome ah this guy looks like the cockroach from monsters versus aliens to be back that's a that's a compliment that was a good looking cockroach now that i say that that sounds kind of weird uh yeah it was pretty ugly but click another video if you want there's one there one there two videos that you get to choose from or you can subscribe and then you get to see videos every day or every other day or something like that thanks

Channel: WhyJake

Views: 697,805

Rating: 4.9165311 out of 5

Keywords: twitter posts, facebook posts, reddit posts, tinder posts, funny, comedy

Id: q2WH4dusVOM

Length: 11min 52sec (712 seconds)

Published: Thu Sep 24 2020