CURSED COMMENTS #4

Wow a dog so cute can we pet you ah why is he always rolling in the grass but what happens when he has to pee is there like a kinky patch oh no yeah why do dogs pee on the grass everyone my name is Jake and welcome to cursed comments what we're gonna be looking at really cursed comments they're like messed up it's like you see something it's like oh that's kind of cute and then you're like wait what's that comment below it oh oh that's no longer cute why did you have to do that man why yeah can we hit 5 dollar Mike's curse comments mrs. Frizzle took the kids to Chicago ah damn it Arnold I told you not to yell the n-word when we drove down Grove Street Arnold come on credit what would be the most painful way to die I think getting all your skin peeled off and getting rolled in sound then left in the desert with no water waiting for the buzzards replace sand with salt why not both and instead of no water add lemon water rain then bake at 350 degrees for 15 minutes garnish with a sprig of parsley Wow well that just went from utterly painful to I'm kind of hungry now oh my goodness you guys I got accepted into Art and Design High School in New York woof World War 3 prevent it yeah you won't want to get rejected now leg Inc can you infect the world something happened I'm gonna give it one star I kind of started a disease in China and it started in real life should I be worried coronavirus update in North Korea 8 o'clock 1 8 1009 23 1 930 0 and it keeps going on yeah 418 Kim jong-un infected 16 19 Independence Day what actually happens in North Korea when Kim jong-un dies cuz like he's got no one under him right so who's gonna it's just gonna be the hysteria and everyone's gonna freak out no drugs or nuclear weapons allowed inside the restrooms can I want to know what incident led up to the making this sign well a fat man and a little boy walked into a bar but doesn't it mean like you can have them in the bar right if they're only not allowed in the restroom you can have them in the bar 10 easy butterfly knife tricks you can learn to it's not always love when you feel a butterfly in your stomach you look down and you're just bleeding if you divide 20 20 by 5 you get 404 so basically this entire year was an error message there's a glitch in the matrix I worry about you sometimes Candace where you get the 5 from how many months there will be in 2020 ha does this guy know something we don't guys the absolute size of groove Wow the world's tallest man can give grew head standing up to cruise like where's his number I need this guy ah can't believe I'm a diver gin ah well thanks to me you won't be buried as one though Oh hmm wider animated characters word globes yeah look there are wearing gloves well I mean they can't leave fingerprints at the murders they commit can they now Baltimore Mayor begs residents to stop shooting each other so hospital beds can be used for coronavirus patients breaking news crime rate drops to zero or get bare rain so they don't take up a bed yeah come on aim for the head there it is water rushes numbers on Kovan 19 1 it's Putin but he infected himself intentionally so he could instantly become immune to it due to his godlike immune system he is now going to vaccinate every Russian by breastfeeding them individually from his adonus man pecs any Russians watching that can confirm this is this what Putin is doing Hey look buddy is on pooted yeah we're gonna die to [ __ ] goo like but man it'll be worth it you will soon be involved in many gatherings and parties wait that's illegal oh no no no they meant funerals yeah I guess a funeral is a type of gathering so it was right a person from Yunnan Province died while on his way back to Shandong Province for a work on a chartered bus on Monday he was tested positive for hantavirus oh the 32 people on the bus were tested geez China dropping these viruses like they got an album coming Oh December is gonna be crazy I already know the album's coming out then it is gonna be over celebrities crying on Twitter on the third day of quarantine in their 40 million-dollar mansion and Frank on her 450 seventh day in the Attic counting the Flies yeah I get over it yep she was literally on fire oh I don't think that's what they meant Burt oh but your picture is scaring me baby trying to stand up in the womb that's just disturbing oh just you wait until it starts eating its way out ah alien vs. predator still there Batman tweeted out is there anything Batman center button can't do Superman save his parents Batman Oh why have you done this to me Poland is using a countrywide minecraft server to get kids to stay home by going to Poland me as a German was having a bit of a flashback there when you're browsing the dark web and see a live stream of a sniper aimed straight at your head ah that's a new concept of stream sniper I'm gonna get him this time and yeah there he is blast images not better be a guy who cares what they have in the front when the back door is open and ready just a farmer going to milk a cow wait a second where was its head some Smith shares emotional snaps of warranty meltdown at 12 million pound home and Frank lived in a cupboard for two years grow up well come on she didn't grow up either huh I'm Frank's not getting a break today eggs leave her alone I'm breaking up with you what why because all you ever talk about is [ __ ] video games babe please this is such a stupid thing to fallout4 get it fallout 4 hmm [ __ ] video games interesting when to pedophiles pretend to be a seven year old girl and finally meet up wait a second yeah this is how comic-con started imagine this is actually how it started me whose native language isn't English posting a meme with a - spelling mistake nobody likes grammar Nancy so I decided to become a regular Nancy instead thanks agent awesome agent awesome meme while everyone is busy buying TP and sanitizer we've got two more kitties to add to our family lion all on the left and cat yeah on the right well if worse comes to worse they do look like they'd be soft and I'm not saying you should do this but they do lick themselves to clean themselves so they be self-cleaning right I'm a Petco and they found a kitten in the storm and put her in a little sweater Oh everyone liked that yeah I mean you gotta save the snack for later guys am i right mmm-hmm when she throws it back harder even though you told it to slow down I can't hold the Mayo any longer mine looks more like mustard you should probably see a doctor yeah I'd recommend the same three months when the plane is loaded and you see your reflection on the screen but you also see your father's behind you I told you not to start without me sorry dad worst cops oh holy gay cops give me tickets haha I think the cop on the right really had to do it to her yeah he's covering his body cam getting ready for a police involved shooting imagine if that was a day just mmm yeah oh no I'm covering my body cam you can't do nothing god it's so badass when people stand in front of [ __ ] they destroyed we got Iron Man Keanu Reeves Joker Susan was a it was sqz the CEO of YouTube I can't say your name I'm sorry huh that explains why my uncle is stunning in front of me when you're stuffing the turkey and it starts to mode Oh what are you doing step turkey intro starts playing a 404 pound preserved blue whale heart Jesus huge imagine getting injected into its veins and enjoying the whale blood slip and slide what and I [ __ ] now he's got a point that would be kind of cool me watching a movie with ghosts uh-huh and me watching a documentary about a real murder in my country one is just gonna cool well yeah no need to be scared always good to know the police still don't suspect me uh-huh a 24 year old man died after a vape pen exploded in his face and severed his carotid artery Wow I guess you could say he got vaporized right vaporize because it was vapor this blessed image of a horse and a cow step cow what are you doing I'm still gonna know nobody and traditional African cuisine mm-hmm do you wanna try African food yeah well so do they so stop asking ah just got rejected by art school that sucks bro oh well Germany kind of gone into a recession you should go check out that place and you should also check out these two videos right here look at those and my social media if you want for them mainly the videos because they're more important right you guys enjoy that you probably won't even enjoy these you might but you'll probably enjoy these

Channel: WhyJake

Views: 963,535

Rating: 4.9401464 out of 5

Keywords: twitter posts, facebook posts, reddit posts, tinder posts, funny, comedy

Id: gFsF0O2QGqc

Length: 10min 51sec (651 seconds)

Published: Sat Mar 28 2020