CURSED COMMENTS #15

hi please tell my wife that you can't fix my phone she wants to check my whatsapp messages 50 euros is yours Thanks I've got a good idea take the 50 euros repair the phone call the wife and show her the chat console her then bang her called the girlfriend blackmail her about informing the wife bang her and if she's not threatened pay her the 50 euros and bang her wow what a good idea and also you could threaten the husband to repair the phone and expose them even though you've already done it and then you get to bang him as well tides Wow everyone my name is Jake and welcome to curse comments where we're gonna be looking at really really curse comments so you won't get any ads on this video because I'll just do you monetize it to start with I'll do it personally YouTube you don't even have to do I will personally just take ads up because it's very cursed yeah so if you could like the video and subscribe is it like a replacement then double yep ik enjoy this one's dead ah well let's just move the light over here ah notice the good yep and abandon the dead well abandon the ones that have no hope even if they're not already dead just just get rid of them no my mind hmm if you cook the head off a giraffe due to the amount of blood pressure the resulting spurt of blood would shoot three meters in the air Ferb I know what we're gonna do today Africa expert says what was your proudest gaming moment when I noted to the GT a stripper at 12 years old are you winning son most when you're oppa driver doesn't say a single word to you for the whole ride just take my five stars thank you but it turns out to be a fake taxi skipping you Oh imagine a faint taxi skip teehee that that says something when you meet your FBI guide during a riot what's up bro then you see him slowly raising his rifle you'll smile falters bread buddy what are you doing my job Jim you heard him say as you felt a piercing pain through your chest as your vision fades you Aaron whisper one last time I'm sorry you changed my mood in seconds this is supposed to be wholesome and now I'm I'm dead oh I forgot to give my little cousin a blanket last night this is what he was sleeping in apparently Hey well at least you can ship and bust us oh ha your username is a premonition of how you will die how screwed are you ooh hoo boy says not a good way to go dog [ __ ] I'm with you yeah uh-huh that they don't sound like great ways to goat oh no in the replies Godzilla replied with we're all [ __ ] and then some zombies also got you why why have you guys gonna have these user names anonymous testicle checking booth debuts in New Zealand ah my local gas station has one saw like this it's a hole in the bathroom stall wall for sticking in your peepee and then it gets cleaned by some sort of machine that makes moaning noises oh my god that sounds horrible where is this gas station so that I can make sure to avoid it obviously when you're old enough to go to a [ __ ] war but you can't buy a beer America where I live you can start driving up 14 well where I live you can smoke crack at 4 where do you live like different research purposes obviously I just want to know where that is mm-hmm research research purposes whoa nice tree dad are you gonna put it up yourself no I will put it up in the living room yeah that would be one way to teach you let's just hope his daughter isn't named living room because that would peewit would you use this toilet so on this side you can see everyone but on that side no one can see you I would stand outside it and shove my face against the glass to make the person inside feel super uncomfortable what you should do is get your phone and start recording if that buzzes gonna be like wait a second can they see me now if girl rejects me me becomes gay and steals her boyfriend me Perry this you [ __ ] casual girl whip sound dick ah so you like dick say oh well well the three ways of peeing the shower the Soka or the jet well you can change settings by twisting your balls ah it's not recommended though there's no warranty dogs are better than cats says Jimmy I'll prove it vote for your favorite and cats 29% cats taste better in my opinion yes huh I don't think that's what we were going for but my sister came home from school one day and asked me to take her to the library so she could get some books on sign language she said there was a new kid at school who was deaf and she wanted to be friends with him today I stood beside her at their wedding watching her sign I do ah I wonder what that looks like in sign language like this yeah but the thorn who haha found this handsome lad starting up my world whoo one of my friends used to keep sheep so I died one of them pink as a joke and told him it was natural next thing I knew he was renamed supreme overlord pinky and we were all members of a human sacrifice cold we eventually decided to just go home and play Minecraft oh you didn't have to tell us that I masturbate loud as hell and if you don't like that then go to a different Olive Garden well you gotta use those breadsticks somehow they're unlimited right yeah me after swinging a pendulum in front of my friends eyes for a few minutes ah hypnosis time for our 5 hour anal session no homo wait what no no don't worry I said no homo did you not read the end bit ah in that case when you see another classmate on the same Google Doc at 2:00 a.m. that's seeing a classmate late at night on a Google Doc is like seeing your dad at a strip club so you both say nothing we were never here alright we were never here pics that make you go hmm this guy with a shovel bow and arrow ah this is how archaeologists hunt we couldn't find any bone so we'll just have to make some these plastic eating caterpillars can help fight plastic pollution plastic eating caterpillars Kardashians no get away from me brings a whole new meaning to eating ass yeah true go away I don't want naan shadow people huh what are you gonna do with that one leg chase me she's gonna stomp on him like the Pixar lamp Oh in that case I'm out of here mum what's wrong I need me I'm such a son of a [ __ ] mum oh don't say that honey me mum with [ __ ] dogs oh hey I'm also [ __ ] dogs no that's not what we meant bro that's not what we meant leave Pascal says people gotta stop asking if a hotdog is a sandwich just eat your lunch man wait a sec hotdogs exist in this world but if cows and pigs people hair then what are they made of well just eat your lunch man about to make a snack same what are you eating pizza not delivered how about you oh come over FBI guy you're welcome bro don't screw this up yeah family chats are the best right right guys this guy singing degrees wrong I don't know what the context is but you're wrong no I'd agree you don't mess with someone's art degree at least that's one thing history has taught us true if you're ever in the position where you can give someone an art degree and they really want the art degree please please give them the art degree there's no point in not giving them it thank you this is and I am not joking an 1882 US patent for a mousetrap and it's the most American thing I think I've ever seen a gun mousetrap hell yeah Thomas just had enough of Jerry [ __ ] he's like you know what [ __ ] this guy he's dying baby app' is way better than baby Yoda hmm well both deserve a firm punch in the stomach oh okay haha hacked you left yourself logged in at the Sprint store sign Timothy Meehan and that was the last time anyone had seen him a phage know Timothy why did you have to do it on trips account why I like my whiskey how I like my men twice my age and from Scotland smoky full-bodied and leaves you gasping a little left in an oak barrel for at least three years with very little oxygen Oh John this picture has more money than my country yeah and more plastic than the ocean yeah probably both ah this is from mr. beasts video about the really expensive fireworks well technically the world's largest firework do actually cost a hundred and sixty thousand dollars it was more around 20 million dollars and it was used twice on August the sect of 1945 ha yeah technically yeah if you could see a list of every person's name and face including strangers that thought about you sexually at least once would you want to see it and why yeah my self-esteem is pretty low so it may be nice to see if someone perceived me that way unless that list is totally blank I totally jack off do you bro oke edit I did it bro yelled cliff three four seven just as I came nice Congrats clip four seven you got this weird guy on your list now nice but can you walk on water hmm that's nothing Stephen Hawking ran on batteries whoa whoa ran is a pretty strong word well if you thought they were somewhat good then you might want to click another one on screen right now hopefully not as cursed well unless you like the curse one of them might be cursed Cisco's comment it's probably cursed if not it's probably not yeah 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Length: 12min 13sec (733 seconds)

Published: Sun Jul 12 2020