CURSED COMMENTS #7

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oh my uncle dropped part of his finger off with one of these they had to take a skin graft from his ass and put it on his finger now his finger grows hair and he likes to come up behind people and tickle them with it not joking it's traumatizing it costs you $0 to not post that does that mean if this guy ever robs a bank or something they will never find any fingerprints just aspirin hey everyone my name is Jake and welcome to curse comments well we're gonna be looking at posts and then looking down from those posts and seeing the comments that are just really really [ __ ] cursed like come on weird things man why why you gonna post up like this but the funny so we like watching them enjoy mama 3 aged 30 is often mistaken for son sister and a teenager people always assume I'm dating my mum when we make out in public I can assure you we're not that would be weird how many people have you slept with 0.5 yukarin half no I found out like that okay no you didn't have to tell us this picture makes me believe that he could be Phineas his father and that explains why Phineas is so inventive and oh my god yep she got the doofen dick nice I masturbate because I'm horny gr and I masturbate because I'm bored ja ah where's the I must have made to use my Jesus white out for the typos on my suicide note okay a bit far bra a bit far nobody and Asian auntie's and uncles on whatsapp Subhan Allah look Wow wow that's amazing you're up ready to get pegged by Mother Russia woo feminist sobs after sexist barber refuses to cut her hair because she's a woman it's a barber shop I went to my wife's gynecologist to have him check my vagina he was like you don't have one I was like can you just stick your finger in my butthole I asked to leave I'm literally shaking right now sir this is a Wendy's imagine a squirrel making a nest at your window and being able to watch them sleep and grow ah or waiting till they're ripe right is that what you guys do as well oh my god he's pretending to be Tom Nook oh I hope she believes this it took four hours to skin him completely ha aw hush curse comments can I be in the screenshot also Photoshop spider-man next to my username there you go Gabe Jonah jimson it works out for everyone tigerwood TT says at least the Oscars will only be 30 minutes long next year all four hours long with the death spear oh maybe I'll slash ass credit you are given 10 million euros and a dead body how would you go about getting rid of it you would [ __ ] the dead body until it disintegrates and use the money to buy more bodies I don't think you understand the point yeah why would you [ __ ] perfectly good food slowly pulls out from rotisserie chicken God it just keeps getting better doesn't mean worse it keeps getting worse oh this is weird VIP cinema Wow look at this suddenly you'd start hearing clapping and it won't be a round of applause is everyone just gonna do at the same time there's eight beds there I mean just saying fisting I honestly thought people only did that in porn I had a girlfriend who was super into it depending on how I contorted my hand in her she would make the same noise each time so I would attempt to force her to speak sentences like a muppet I don't know how to feel about this battle of the personalities all women are Queens if she breathes she's a thot whew looks like the one in my basement isn't a dot oh thank goodness just because school isn't for you doesn't mean wrapping is whoa my guy here accidentally added an extra P like come on I know school isn't for you but at least get your spelling right lesbian of the pool what is your wisdom world hard and cold titty soft and warm titty can be hard and cold too if she's dead I was gonna say statues but okay yeah I guess this is hand of blood a german youtuber who always dresses accordingly to the games he plays this time he played World of Tanks so he dressed as a tank I just thought people need to see this oh you might want to stay away from Wolfenstein all right oh that would get him D monetized instantly a bit like this video this is getting D monetized I may as well just turn ads off like it with the porn of guides leave a like maybe and subscribe thank you instead of watching ads thanks it's a puppy they said you won't be so alone during quarantine they said they were right ah he's looking straight at your junk that's not a chew toy no with that attitude it isn't germaphobes have read it what did Germans ever do to you worst camp experience ever I tell you right now okay they have a point they could be a germaphobe don't call me handsome if you ain't gonna hand some of that [ __ ] over am i right guys me when grandma calls me handsome it's okay maybe not if I win we're having sex era success okay if it's Russian roulette it doesn't matter who wins sex will still happen yeah yeah why do a lot of these cursed comments have to do with dead sex like is that the thing right now sometimes you just need to go for a ride to clear your head ain't that right JFK wow this is mind-blowing are you a bullet cuz I can't get you out of my head ah don't stuff it what are you listen to car DB or ship broken glass until you die I [ __ ] broken glass for sure SMA you know you can't abort me I have a whole life I want to live haha abortion vacuum go Brewer I aborted my 30 year old son never too late I guess he is a morgue employee girlfriend is sleeping and her breasts are exposed young me would have lost his mind but old me is going to stand over her while eating a baguette so I can pretend I'm a coroner mid autopsy in a terrible cop show huh yeah the 15 stubs on the stomach make it even more realistic am i right without naming it what is your hotel known for the highest rate of incest and teen pregnancy in the entire country Wow sounds like a nice place yeah it's the insect I mean the nicest let's make a thread of really stupid superpowers I'll start you can fly but only straight up you always know how many spiders are in a 20-foot radius but not where they are you can turn invisible but only while screeching at the top of your lungs you become incredibly good at public speaking whenever you jack off I just realized why podiums exist no they've actually got a point have you ever seen a politician with only one hand out Oh [Music] my mom began watching videos about 5g towers causing Corona and she actually believes it how do I uninstall Facebook without her noticing it lawl uninstall her this is indeed the big brain move mmm tasty mukbang somewhere in Africa there's a village that would really appreciate having her for dinner yeah they could probably live like a good yeah maybe to offer oh look it's another one of these mobile ads guy I always get these right I know it's here somewhere should you looked a little or arista for the three dead children in her backseat hmm I think we should float with the three dead children yeah come on why is that not an option this is an opportunity when the deaf kids are roasting you in sign language so you turn off the lights Perry this you [ __ ] casual or you could just couch out their eyeballs yeah that would work as well a single sperm has 37 point 5 megabytes of DNA information in it that means in average ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1,500 terabytes Wow okay so you were telling me I can jizz into my xbox to quadruple the storage unfortunately it doesn't it doesn't not that I've tried or anything I've tried I don't have an Xbox anymore it kind of broke drops bottle cap the cap invisibility me drops my child my child at the bottom of the Grand Canyon that that's it it's just a dead child you could cosplay is Winnie the Pooh with just a red shirt and confidence I tried it last Halloween it didn't go well a bunch of guys dressed as cops beat the SH out of me hmm needs more confidence than heaven yeah I don't understand this I'm always getting beaten up by people dressed as police officers like it's not Halloween every day of the year guys the guy from the Flex tape commercial wants to see me Phil Swift wants to seal your cracks if you catch my drift I'm so sorry that's a lot of damage ah retired porn stars when the person they marry has a son oh no son mom our washing machine has a very tight door why did you buy it mum you wouldn't get it you know what you could get though another video in enjoyment ability that's a word thank you another video and you'll get that exact thing that you just just asked for god I love outros
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Channel: WhyJake
Views: 484,544
Rating: 4.9509597 out of 5
Keywords: twitter posts, facebook posts, reddit posts, tinder posts, funny, comedy
Id: 1F5NDjqAgx8
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Length: 11min 15sec (675 seconds)
Published: Mon Apr 27 2020
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