CHOOSING BEGGARS #13

wow that's too much why the extra four hundred dollars you are a scammer sculpting isn't even that hard here's the final deal i will pay 25 which is more than enough for this sculpture including shipping and you will not complain uh-huh feel free to sculpt your own i certainly won't sculpt for you at any price what do you mean and you will not complain like no come on karen no hey everyone my name is jake and welcome to choosing beggars where we're going to be looking at people who think that offering 50 for a 500 brand new playstation is a good deal because they saw a cheap one somewhere else which definitely wasn't a new ps4 it was probably a playstation 2 or something but you get the idea these people are silly and and we're going to be laughing at them enjoy fall guys game says lots of people are emailing us asking for playstation 4 review codes the game is free on ps plus this month and you need ps plus in order to play the game codes aren't needed lol yeah but i don't have ps plus so can you buy me that please mr full games game thingy okay last time posting this read the freaking ad lawnmower for sale 120 gas lawnmower for sale with bag has had a fresh oil change new spark plug and blade sharpened 120 dollars firm i don't care how far you have to travel to pick up i don't care if you have to rent or borrow a vehicle i don't care if you raked your old lawnmower and need something now and i don't care if you're paying me in cash the freaking price is 120 if you're reading this ad don't respond with is this still available it obviously is and guess what the price is a hundred and twenty dollars located in huntington and i will not deliver unless you pay fifty dollars on top of the price the price again is a hundred and twenty dollars have a great day that is someone on facebook who has done so many posts and had so many messages of people wanting to give like fifty dollars for it like just give them at 120 well the new in store is 139.99 how are you asking for 300 uh that's the wrong brand the wrong style and size yeah but the same concept yeah so is a ford explorer versus a jeep wrangler we're speaking in different languages it's the same size the same style doing the same exact job only label is different you cannot compare with cars okay then go and buy that one and see how it works out for you you get what you pay for i'm not going to explain why different brands makes and models cost different even though they are the same size and type of bike has this person ever bought anything in their life like literally anything whatsoever you literally buy anything and it has different variations otherwise that's called a monopoly and we don't like those so the jerk i was living with kicked me out last night and he stole the phone from me that i stole from a girl i had just met so now i'm looking for a new place to kick it you must smoke meth if you want me to chill with you and then this reply yeah i don't think anyone wants to chill with you all right pick for attention looking to buy a car that needs no work if possible for two thousand five hundred dollars looking for a bmw mercedes-benz porsche if it's an suv two thousand five hundred dollars what you want a porsche for twenty five hundreds of what no who on my friend list is great at original digital art i need some graphics for a page and i can reciprocate exposure for the effort like valid exposure lol ah if it's valid exposure then yeah for sure i wonder how valid that exposure is because i don't think it will be hi i'm hoping to find one roommate that is never home or a studio apartment if i'm lucky i prefer to be alone i prefer manhattan i have one cat not looking to pay more than 900 a month wi-fi utilities everything included move-in date september 1st thank you please dm me photo info i appreciate it very much wait why is everyone laughing at my post uh because you're trying to find a unicorn a studio 900 with utilities in manhattan oh well because 900 studios in manhattan with everything included don't exist ah because no offense you're asking for a lot for a relatively cheap price on top of that this pandemic is still running rampant and a lot of people are working from home yeah yeah let's split the bills 50 50. all right that'd be great but i'm only allowed to live here it's just just me i you can't live here but you have to give me half of the the price right hey you do websites right can you build me a website hello you're about to lose my business that was in the space of three minutes mind you whoa sorry i'm not on twitter 24 7. yes i design websites for a living but i'm currently not open to new work january is a pretty busy month for me and my current workload is left enough on my plate if you give me an idea of what you want i'll let you know my rates and give you an estimate for the project wow okay first i'm not paying for a website that's going to be free to visit that doesn't make sense second using words like rates and estimate make you look like a douchebag you just lost my business kid enjoy not getting all the fame from my million dollar idea you're gonna lose book time i mean big time you can no longer send direct messages to this person oh no ah you blocked me i could have oh i really i didn't know you had a one million dollar idea i would have i would have instantly given you all of my work for free because then i get nothing out of the one million dollar idea but i might get written on the credits right at the end of it right that would be sick i'd rather be paid and unknown yeah you know what that's a perfect tweet for uh someone offering exposure to your 10 000 followers on tick tock which you can get by posting like it's probably one video tick tock's really not that hard oh and we got another person with some history 55-inch lg smart tv for 500 bucks works like it should not used often all ports work comes with remote message me with best offer if you don't understand what that means i can't help you if you can buy a new one from some website offline for 200 bucks please do so if you're going to tell me how you're a single mum of 12 with a wooden leg and a glass eye i don't care as much as that would be very sad situation you're still not getting my tv for free all right no it's not happening this is how he responded when i asked for a payment for the two times he hit me in the parking garage so this guy is named guy who hit my car okay well before i tell my parents do you have a proposal of what we can do to figure this out because it's probably not going to be cheap to fix because it's a nice car i know a lot of people don't care for up but honestly i'm a fine artist and it's what i'm best at my medium of choice is singing rapping fashion photography and video i know it's not a tangible benefit which a lot of people don't like but maybe i can write an apologetic song and direct a video to dedicated it to your parents personal enjoyment if they think it's good enough maybe they could let me off the hook i think i'm pretty good at what i do so let me know what they think thanks and whatever money i make from the song could go towards them but i don't really think it will make that much because no one really knows me so i really really appreciate your offer of you writing a song saying how sad you are for hitting my car but no no i'm just going to take you to court if that's all right and get some money yeah v-e day if anyone local to me is out for a wonder and passing lady hill drive around from 2 30 onwards i will be leaving some bagged up homemade scones and a cake on a table on the drive perfect for your afternoon tea at 4pm ah will there be any other snacks because i can't eat scones due to an allergy i'm on a long walk and will be passing that direction about then worked up a big appetite and some sandwiches would be great also any drinks thank you in advance uh no just scots no you're not having anything else ps4 pro with extra red controller yada yada hi blank is this still available hey i'm about to have a kid in like a month so i'm trying to save as much as i can for the kid but i also need to play my games mine just broke while me and my pregnant girlfriend were moving lol so i'd appreciate if i come by and pick it up immediately let me know asap thanks and i'm not working with merch and all i want is the console you can keep anything else you have and put it back on the marketplace and make more money i only have 125 to spend but i promise it will be put to good use thanks so much either way stay safe god bless uh sorry but i can't go that low oh what can you do for me because i don't have much more than 125 to my name but i need a console yet the thing is there kyle you don't need a console you want a console and guess what you're not having one if you're having a kid save your money bro save you money good afternoon i'm looking for a carpenter to build an outdoor kitchen at a covered price smiley face someone who can provide design ideas would be highly appreciated can you explain what a covert price is are you offering more because people are struggling is that what it is because yeah that sounds nice but probably not bill counter for three hundred dollars oh that thing looks cool if you're really rich yeah uh you in freno yes will you take 100 uh can you do 250 i only have 100. well then you don't need a bill counter that's like the perfect response and these are the perfect videos for you to click maybe i don't know you might have already seen them have you seen them then youtube's not doing a very good job this is supposed to recommend the best video for you and this one's like the most recent upload or the other way around either way uh click another video thanks

Channel: WhyJake

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Keywords: twitter posts, facebook posts, reddit posts, tinder posts, funny, comedy

Id: cwcrM50aOhE

Length: 10min 48sec (648 seconds)

Published: Mon Aug 17 2020