CHOOSING BEGGARS #11

i was selling a galaxy s10 for 250 the night before we had agreed on 180 after he said he only had 160 and now he tries to get it for 75. yo i got 75 i'm in blank right now wait 75 yeah i'm in blank right now ah lol please i'm in blank we agreed on 180 yes but all i got is 75 to my name you said you had 160 yes that was before like three days ago i got 75 if not i'm heading back to blank all right meet me at blank and broadway let me know when you get here right where you are i'm here waiting for you in blank county jail oh meet me in the parking lot well no you need to go inside and turn yourself in for trying to rob me it's not wrong though like come on you go from 180 to 75 and expect to try and get it what hey everyone my name is jake and welcome to choosing biggers where we're gonna be looking at people who just really want a good deal definitely don't want things for free or for really really cheap they just want a good deal right unfortunately not enjoy hey my sister's birthday is coming up can you draw her for me please i will send you her photograph then you draw her sorry if too much to ask oh hi i do commissions if you want something realistic i'll charge 45 for anime style i'll charge 35 i can draw your sister for sure is there a due date um yes actually her birthday's tomorrow but you can finish tomorrow evening so i can give her the drawing by 9 pm or something like that i tagged you on the photograph in my account but ignore me i am on the left with white and gray shirt she is on the right please draw something like that i will take cartoon or realistic but i don't have any money can you draw for free for me please make an exception wait you want a free drawing i can't do that sorry i like how they hint at it being free when they say sorry if too much to ask like no one that accepts a job is gonna be like oh no that's not too much to ask that's fine american girl doll 115 if no one will spend 115 dollars i will come get it all for 25 wait everything for 25 yes if you can't sell it that's an extremely disrespectful lowball offer i have it pending to sell for a hundred dollars to someone currently well american doll went out of business uh not really so i wouldn't be shocked if you couldn't sell it 25 is better than zero lol okay people are so sensitive you legit just got butt hurt over that didn't you la mao uh not really lol by the way it's for my three-year-old 25 is realistic for that situation you got there lol good luck though on that okay they're not wrong though 25 is a lot better than zero but also 115 is better than 25 so can you get that can you get up to 115 maybe all prices have been pre-haggled for your shopping convenience yeah that's a good sign to put up like no you you can't haggle this is a store no hey man you do portraits right i'm thinking of surprising my girlfriend with one for her birthday which is tomorrow do you think you could do that for me uh sure thing man i'm going to have to bump up the price a little since it's a rush for me here's a piece i finished today all right that looks pretty cool okay looks sick when can you start on it well as soon as you send me the payment the full price is 40 euros and my paypal is this after payment you can send me some pictures to work off and i'll get to work right away i don't know about that man can you do 20 well i can remove the rush loading feed to make it 35 euros but i can't go any lower than that god man you got me on my hands and knees here i'm in a really tough spot in our relationship right now and i badly need to save it i'll look like a real piece of crap if i don't get her a present well i can point you in the direction of some cheaper artists if you'd like the folks over at r slave labor would be happy to help you out no listen my girlfriend is a really big fan of this sort of art style and i need it just from you please man i'm really thinking of wifing her up and i need this more than anything uh it's really tough to hear that but i can't do anything for you i'm sorry god screw you and your awful jagged art anyway you literal human parasite your parents must really hate you with your awful art school degree that won't get you anywhere oh okay i've reconsidered i can actually do it for ten dollars oh sorry about that i'm glad you've agreed to compromise by it i meant this custom artwork that i'm thanking you for your business screw you that'll be 10 smackaroos please i don't understand why this guy thinks he's gonna wife her up but he also can't afford to spend that much on her like really bro i i don't think she's gonna be with you for a while if you wife her up and then don't spend any money like needed 100 looking for babysitter to come to my two-bedroom condo from 6am to 6pm location just off the dvp on eglinton two girls six and two both well-behaved and polite must provide food vegan organic food only must be smoke-free must submit criminal background check we'll pay five dollars upon clean record don't ask me to pay for the check women only and must work weekends with no notice price listed is weekly after six months if we are still conducting business wages will go up to 150 a week and no you cannot sleep at my condo no you cannot have friends over no you cannot study or watch youtube or be on your phone while on duty um this is going to be a joke right there's no way hey could you stop messaging me we don't even follow each other well would you be interested in doing some promotion for us uh no thank you ah screw you gtr sucks ferrari is better well you're about to get some free promotion no way i'm just messing with you you have grown a lot brother good stuff what i can do 50. i'm sorry but 70 is a good price because it's 120 on the official website i understand but that's all i'm willing to spend on something that i will hardly use but i am asking for 70 pounds it doesn't matter if you will hardly use it that isn't how marketing works oh no they're not gonna use it that much oh you can have it for free then this karen wants my son's tutor to chew to her daughter for cheap then gets choosy hey hon thanks for texting me back may i please have contact info for the tutor you're hiring for blank blank needs all the help she can get this year oh sure he's a really great family friend he was a high school algebra teacher but he just got a new job as an ap at a middle school in his same district here's the details oh thanks i'll give him a call um question how much is he charging you i'm honestly not sure he's my ex-husband's best friend and i think my ex is covering the cost i've never hired a tutor before but i've also never done virtual school either i'm sure he's worth every cent because i can't do calculus to save my own life well i just talked to him and he said if we do a two times a week with a couple students on zoom he's charging 75 bucks a that seems really expensive and b i would want him to come here and teach in person he's working with blank two times a week on zoom i think that's pretty reasonable considering the circumstances i don't think he's willing to drive to blank to do in-person tutoring he lives in north blank maybe check on next door to see if anyone local is offering any tutoring okay also he sounds gay is he gay uh yes he's gay okay to be honest i'm not sure i would feel comfortable with blank having a gay math tutor no offense i just want someone more focused on teaching math than other things you said he's an ap now wow also he shouldn't be charging so much not many parents will want a gay man teaching their kids or having influence over them i would think he'd charge less to try and get parents to actually hire him that's just my honest opinion alright i see where this conversation has gone so i'm going to end it with this i wish blank the best look during her junior year she's going to miss out on a lot this year already but she will also miss out on the best tutor and the nicest person she'll probably ever know blank is a kind-hearted and extremely smart administrator with a passion for teaching and helping students achieve their goals he is like an uncle to my kids and a great friend to everyone who knows him he doesn't need the money but he deserves to be compensated for his time he dedicates outside of his normal working hours to helping others succeed in addition to numerous volunteer hours for those unlike uri who can't afford to help their kids so i'm not sure if your issue is mostly your budget or your blatant homophobia but again i wish blank all the luck that literally just went from choosing beggar like oh i don't know it's a bit expensive too i'm i'm a massive douchebag and a homophobe like just stick with the choosing beggar please that's what we're here for no i'm not driving 60 miles to deliver a 20 game to you and is this still available uh yeah interested yeah call of duty advanced warfare okay ten dollars can you pick up today in blank uh no can you deliver cause i live in blank i will meet you outside uh no sorry pick up only uh why i was about to go outside and wait for you uh first of all that's 30 miles away second of all i can't drive so i need pickup only first off no it's not far and second off all i'm gonna go wait outside in like 30 minutes waiting for you 30 miles is too far sorry not really i will give you 20 dollars for the game that's a 60 mile round trip sorry i can't do you want to do it next saturday then you want me to deliver next saturday yeah so what do you say to that no it's not the day or anything but i literally cannot drive because i don't have a car this is pickup only and i will never be delivering a contact has left the group ah thank god for that i would like to buy your squat rack for 75 dollars well absolutely freaking not lol my bad was helping my kids look for equipment with money they saved up for all good i can get a brand new one for 185 free shipping gets in next week via amazon okay enjoy that it's like what are you trying to prove here wow you got that congrats chat with gary for a nokia lumia 1520 phone for 60 dollars hi there i'd like to offer thirty dollars uh half of the listing price just a thirty dollar discount only or fifty percent all right forty five dollars no deal samuel who loves emul gay have i upset you gary so do you that makes no sense they're both dead one died recently and you were very close to him i wouldn't call three years ago recently is english your second language i am scottish and your wife has lost her passion for you oh missed it there i'm not married de facto wrong again i don't think so wait gary the gary okay 50. too late buddy i'm not selling it to you 55 you miss your chance after the seventh message i will use another fake email we will see could be me okay love you thank you i appreciate that i don't understand anything with what just happened like nothing at all i saw the numbers the numbers were down and he wasn't getting a good deal but everything 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Length: 13min 43sec (823 seconds)

Published: Sat Aug 01 2020