RARE INSULTS #12

insurance adjustor be like ah 1150 best I can do they had 30 copies of all of 76 before the looting started and after the dust settled they had 40 God that was such a bad game everyone my name is Jake and welcome to rare insults where we're gonna be looking at insults that you don't see very often they're rare and also I just got this for my other channel the hundred K Pike thing and we're about 200 K oh my Jake so if you could subscribe if you're not already double yep ik and that's it enjoy John ven from st. John's removals OH how does one man managed to look like Bill Clinton and the Queen simultaneously oh right so focus on Bill Clinton okay yeah I see it and now focus on the Queen yeah I see it so oh no offense but that haircut is the reason hats were invented I'm gonna agree with him that like just shave it off just please just shave it all off must be nice having a brain so smooth it just rolls around in your head like a ball bearing I don't know who he's trying to insult here but it's a good insult someone said black China is built like Mewtwo and now I can't stop seeing this the coffins gonna look like a guitar case who is blac Chyna and she does look like Mewtwo hmm Elon Musk looks like a person that you suspect is the bad guy but ends up not being the bad guy well it depends what month were on like sometimes people love Elon Musk sometimes they hate him sometimes they'll yeah it's it's weird Wow morgs video with his arrow pointing to Diamond Play but that's a pretty bright thumbnail okay if you ever feel useless just remember that there's a like button on morgues videos ah that's so sweet thank you AC God Jake Paul is a piece of crap creping is a natural part of life don't degrade crap like that Jake Paul is more like a used hypodermic needle he does that sound about right yeah Christians should not support hashtag pride month according to the lore of nature and the lore of God you look like you bottomed at truckstops surely if you're like a really hard Christian you're like oh you know what LGBT not fun of it like you're following two thousand year old thing that says not to you know time change they change you could probably support it now right I drew myself in the GTA for art-style oh that's pretty cool look you look like you're about to sell me gym memberships that I can't cancel okay it's a cool artwork but yeah you do here's a hard truth for you white privilege isn't real and minorities aren't oppressed in this country hmm here's the hard truth for you most people your age are potty trained wait this person actually isn't okay I thought this was just a random meme but apparently she's not actually but it's Anna Hart replying to Jake Paul what movement are you a part of what organizations do you do Nate to and support he's a bowel movement and a jockstrap supporting tiny balls but patatas whoever you are you're a good man Jesus Christ Anakin's neck alone would give him the high ground it's over I have it roasts women - new movement 2018 ah who hurt you your Hulk Hogan wig I guess he's living up to his roasts women thank you this is pro skater Andrew Reynolds ah Andrew Reynolds looks like an elderly teenager it's kind of weird yeah I don't know what the look is I guess it is elderly teenager huh this comment on a cheese video this skeezer probably gets asked for ID when buying an energy drink he doesn't care Amy had chef Amy looks like a dehydrated horse wow you really went that she looks like another celebrity like a British celebrity I can't remember who it is but she looks identical to her hey guys did you know that listening to 1d or One Direction is not yeah if he paints his face red and dyes his hair in a spiral colors he could cosplay as a Russian church-tower let's try it you ready bang yeah it looks pretty accurate this is the male version of I'm not like other girls every guy like yeah I'm the creative director that's kind of just what I do dude I'm pretty sure if you went to a fancy restaurant you'd order spaghetti and meatballs with a glass of milk and you know what else he probably does probably gets ice in the milk that's disgusting and he probably asks for extra ketchup with the spaghetti just just wrong you're wrong found this today should I pray for stamina or health your girlfriend wants you to pray for stamina so I'd probably go with that people on the space station I like how the three on the Left address like astronauts whereas the SpaceX crew looked like elementary school gym teachers and who's probably more comfy let's be honest hmm you dress like a Netflix original movie character and you find out like two seasons in that he's actually bisexual or something yeah that's this guy huh you look like my Ark character he does look kind of primitive like in a good way you've got that the manly features of a caveman little pomp shopping for shoes yeah pump the type of guy to play GTA and follow the N logo on the map thinking it's a mission to be fair I feel like a lot of people have done this if you don't know n means north so he's basically just traveling endlessly north but little pomp probably did it once and then realized oh I'm just going north and then did it again and again most people do it once he just keeps doing it this shirtless dude put in his place after applying to a girl who was injured by police during the riots oh you deserve it whoa whoa whoa put a show on you look like five pencils taped together the light really skinny guys all that good to the gym like a couple of times that post shirtless [ __ ] I just don't understand you have some big the International Space Station is pure CGI it does not exist space in all space programs are entirely fake you're kidding right you're less developed than the sperm cells in my balls you've done the suit this guy just say like space the entire of space is fake I mean it could be I've never been there but I don't think it is SpaceX launch I'm not saying at this flap but I am 100% this video is fake I have been in the film industry 13 years now I know fake when I see fake whoa whoa homemade pork isn't the film industry especially when it's by yourself all right Wow brand-new shinobi touchless cleaning system whoa mark looks like his textures haven't loaded yet he's a very clean man but he's got like two three different textures that said Brad Pitt always dresses like he drives a cab for a living he does he does just like that he's a good-looking guy but he probably would drive a cab if he wasn't an actor I don't know what this is from I probably don't want to know its 8:03 my man in the middle has no idea what's going on he looks like he hasn't had a thought since 1999 why am I here she looks like the Acorn in Ice Age what kind of insult is that that's just like some random object like yeah you look like that okay little baby look like he make his animal crackers fight before he eat Go Go you win Jeff Goldblum looks like a dentist that hums a random song while cleaning your teeth dude do I come along ah hmm at the soldier boys hair line looks like a gruff of his career it went really high and flat and then went up a bit and then it's just it's been going down ever since ooh it looks like a baby toe or trying to retreat into a shell but got stuck in an uncomfortable position just oh this guy is that one person at the party who over sings happy birthday yeah like bro please don't add long notes the happy birthday that's not how we're supposed to sing I found this in a book flora put it if Andrew was any shallower he'd be two-dimensional that's good in a book as well rare uns I've never seen what a single sperm has 37 point 5 megabytes of DNA information in it that means a normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of one thousand five hundred eighty seven and a half terabytes whoa that's a lot of information to swallow oh come on Stephanie we all know you're the biggest database 1587 terabytes though that's so much dust in a baggie with eight million views this guy playing the guitar and this kind of background whoa dude in the back standing there like he gives side-quests he's walking around hello that wonderer I too also gives side quests so the main quest is obviously to finish watching this video but in the side quests at these ones right here which you can do and subscribe and like that side quests as well God we love side quests here look another video

Channel: WhyJake

Views: 251,403

Rating: 4.9366674 out of 5

Keywords: twitter posts, facebook posts, reddit posts, tinder posts, funny, comedy

Id: Lpa6fzIQ2m8

Length: 10min 0sec (600 seconds)

Published: Mon Jun 08 2020