CLEVER COMEBACKS #19

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wow a poo this little creature looks like your god yeah yeah well that hobo over there looks like yours to be fair yeah he's got a point hey everyone my name is jake and welcome to clever comebacks where we're gonna be looking at comebacks which are clever you know someone says something and then the other person replies with this you question mark and it's a picture of a tweet they did in 2012 which like contradicts what they said in that one yeah that's pretty much what clever comebacks is enjoy hey governor newsom why does climate change stop abruptly at the canadian border yeah you see like all this is climate change and then it just stops maybe because that's where the data powering the infographic stops you absolute dipped up yeah i mean i don't think they're allowed to go into canada yeah so it probably just doesn't stop i think some people don't believe the 24-hour sun happens in antarctica that videos of it could be fake and very few people actually go well i don't believe that your bedroom exists the videos could be fake and very few people actually go oh yeah that's a good one that logic is so bad though like you could just say hmm i don't think the moon exists because i haven't been there very often like what we've created more jobs in the last three months than joe biden and barack obama created in their eight years in office yeah well the lifeboats on the titanic rescued more people in three hours than any other transatlantic liner in eight years i think if you create a problem fixing it isn't exactly amazing oh these bummy canadians don't have cash up haha universal healthcare anybody at 18 years of age can vote multi-party political system during the pandemic 2k a month was given to impacted workers weed is legal and instead of cash up we have e-transfer which is free okay i've never understood like cash out like why is it so amazing can't you just bank transfer like if friends are here i just give them my bank details they send the money and the same other way it's really easy and quick that's it uh you're allowed to spray a man with raid if he's under 5 for 11. wait does this mean we can use elephant rifles on girls more than 200 pounds ah here we go the old fight is just going to go on forever tesla forced all workers to take a 10 pay cup from mid april until july in the same period tesla stocks skyrocketed and ceo elon musk's net worth quadrupled from 25 billion dollars to over a hundred billion dollars musk is a modern-day robber baron yep well all tesla workers also get stock so their compensation increased proportionately you are a modern day [ __ ] this is a school in russian prison ah ah it's nice that they let her keep teaching yeah it does look like she's the one in prison like who's taking the picture if it was that dangerous they wouldn't have the cameraman in with them the cool thing about lying is that if someone says hey you lied and you can just lie again and say no i didn't problem solved ah wait what's the comeback that's a lie too no it isn't boom i stay winning just keep lying that's that's really really good for you years from now when people ask what was 2020 like you should show them this image y'all i just want you guys to know that the protest in rochester cops keep guessing the frederick douglass statue on the sidewalk because they think it's a protester who isn't leaving ah keep getting him you'll get him to go eventually he's just gonna up and grow legs and go my three-year-old is not vaccinated and there is currently a measles outbreak in my state any suggestions for precautions i can take to protect her would be very much appreciated okay you should bring her to the edge of the flat earth the air is cleaner there well have you tried thoughts and prayers build a wall around her and make the vaccinated people pay for it sending my thoughts and prayers oh did you try sharing her picture on facebook with the caption one like equals one prayer oh yeah i've actually heard that works really well look if we try on this video one like if you do it you get one year of happiness wow you see look like boom it worked you don't actually know if you've got it but it might work right and there's no point risking it you see that's what people do i don't know if it works but it probably doesn't in case of fire do not use elevator yeah use water instead that would probably be a really hard thing to do you know they're trying to uninstall the elevator to put on the fire to get it out just waters next time how to write in arabic okay first you need a marker and then some ramen and then you write on the ramen press it down and boom it kind of looks like arabic and how to write in english you spill oil on the ground wait for two hours and the us army will arrive try to learn english from them that's also a very good idea sibling you're adopted and me at least they wanted me ah all right we can call it a draw all right yeah we're both equal so will you go out with me i'm sorry but i'm sapiosexual sapio what what i'm only attracted to intelligent people oh that's okay i can understand we all crave for the things that we don't have oh twice the pride double the fall random dude how do you celebrate christmas if you don't believe in god and me well how do you celebrate valentine's day if nobody likes you oh yeah touche the leader of the polish party in power says they will end up like ireland if they don't oppose lgbt plus rights a place where polish people want to live what yeah what's wrong with ireland do they do something bad or i've been loyal to playstation all my life but this year i'm switching to xbox wait is this you ign which playstation console is the greatest of all time ps1 ps2 ps3 or ps4 non xbox way better ah he got this dude if you get this you just give up don't just delete your account fair play to my dad sending me the sake card i made for his 42nd birthday astonishing commitment to karmic justice hey everybody he's 42 of course we won't draw attention to it will we happy 42nd birthday to was dad from robbie but now to rob from dad i guess if you wait long enough what goes around comes around that's how many years must that have been a lot if an unstoppable object hits an unmovable object it goes through it it's unmovable not impenetrable ah just like your mother unmovable but not impenetrable jeez come on is the fall of rome comparable to the current situation in the united states hmm uh no because rome had good roads wait do you guys not have good roads i swear every like american road i've seen is so much better than in the uk am i wrong um why do people post food pictures on social medias hmm well cause their plate looks more beautiful than their face it may be yeah there's probably the reasons why you made it to the end and maybe those pictures on instagram they just like food maybe that's it you don't want to shoot your face you want to shoot your food that's what it is click another video if you want there's one there and one there there's two you can subscribe and like the video remember you get happiness probably maybe not probably not no you don't but click another video
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Channel: WhyJake
Views: 472,291
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Keywords: twitter posts, facebook posts, reddit posts, tinder posts, funny, comedy
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Length: 8min 13sec (493 seconds)
Published: Sun Sep 20 2020
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