Mystery Eggs - Mister Choc, Mole, Toto | Ashens

hello we're gonna take a look today and see what happens when you step out of the comfort zone of kinder and into the realm of Mister chalk fun eggs mr. chalk sounds like the worst Batman villain and I thought his fun eggs are probably dirty eggs so yeah three times with surprise guessing that means we get three of them and each of them contains a surprise alive what yeah these are from little the supermarket little or as some people pronounce it lie dude nobody perhaps over there I'm lying yeah I forget how much these were now they can't obtain a few months so I probably had them bloody ages store in a cool dry place like studio 54 um yeah I mean I don't they sell these separately extra thing you do have to buy the box of three ones escaped come here you the oh yeah they're not very excitingly wrapped from the outside actually so mr. chalk fun egg I mean this were much much cheaper than kinder eggs that much I do remember so lettuce unpeel one and see what's inside was it unpeel what would unpeel me up again that's interesting so rather than doing the whole white chocolate inside the brown chocolate they've just gone half-and-half also stars on them right let's break it open probably that again all over the sofa OOP there we are it has gonna move this over forget it right oh yeah that's just my chocolate and not very good my chocolate mm-hmm it's not like the milky stuff you got a kinder or anything well you always got a weird sort of taste to air it's not really nice oh I'll try the brown suffers a totally disintegrated what the hell oh oh it's really waxy hmm that's pretty bad well that's like sub Christmas decoration chocolate that really is Oh nope mr. choc you have failed us on the Chop friend mate oh no it's like eating a mouthful of beeswax and you put that quote on the box well what's in the toy thing an action quite interested in this so he's not bloody cogs and stuff when open open sideways a for a little different to kinder thing so why is the deal here this is interesting this reminds me you know of sort of really old kinder toys the one the ones we miss being old people thought was P 81 don't forget that everybody so this goes together and forms a circle ice is a drawing toy or something is that you know I could do look at the bloody instructions also this would have been there more aesthetically pleasing it for staggered those but there we are so yeah put it together stick a pen or pencil in it uh-huh and then it rotates around the old track and draws you a pattern depending on which hole you put it in and do the same on the outside look that's really nifty that's really good mr. Chuck your chocolate shits what your toys are good so far so far right we're gonna check another one specifically this one so much I'm breaking it beforehand so it stays in the things I ain't gonna eat it cuz it ain't very nice right next up what if there's a chance repetition of toy do you think wonder how randomize they are anyway it's another little drawing Tommy but looks at it go on what's the deal here well Seinfeld giving good instructions out will tell you right very long and thin right put it together put that together and you've got a spinning top and also it draws a bear well that's that sort right and these are stuck together actually so it's it's a fish it is a fishes and the fish is a horrible horrible parasite which is going right from its mouth to its anus mmm so you can draw around it and draw a fish okay I'm getting that much or there's some sort of toy thing going on here right ready still the chocolate off and put the whole thing off ready steady thing go bloody hell try again down no that's where ends up you can't spin it very hard he just flies off this is the most irritating toy bloody spin I'll do a thing well that was fun I suppose you can angle it round again it's got the fishes bum well at least it does something do you know what I mean it's got a little bit of fun to it this is this is much better actually the drawing thing thus far and finally I shall crush it like the end scene of the 1982 we at horror yellow film thing pieces and that's a reference for you and in this one is come on come on oh it's an igloo it's an igloo with two dogs parading hounds bit of a bum stuffing going on there I feel I'm assuming this goes onto here yep there's a little anonymous Inuit Eskimo mmm right so I'm going to see meson here on the sled that yep and then there's no glue to go with it as well a blue igloo which has been made out of frozen I don't know chemicals or something mm-hmm-hmm yeah it's a bit cheap now if this I mean it's it's not awful but it's getting dangerously close to Christmas cracker territory do you know what I mean guys you know what I mean not so not as much fun as these things yeah one then let's get the instructions and see if they'll teach us about the world well there's a bit of a backdrop and there's how to attach them that was exciting well I suppose we should draw a few designs with this thing tell you what I'll draw into few designs later and edit them in how's that mmm beautiful mmm lovely hmm I'm recording this audio earlier and have no idea what these look like and next up it's the mole it's a little European character just called mole I believe my girlfriend bought this when she was in the Czech Republic so this is just yeah just mold a little molar the Qura tick I think it's called kurtik or corrector check if it's little mole I don't know my knowledge of the language is not very good but here he is with his giant hands and his red nose and his weird shoes like like old moles have I'm very confused now well I've got no idea what to expect from this egg from cow me I really hope it's got a little toy of the mole in it cuz I do like the mole oh no this looks dangerously familiar it's not the same is it does this come at the same factory or something right perhaps I'm gonna try this okay no that's better chocolate of lon yeah not amazing but noticeably better than wax on wax off over here right fair enough and look it's not a mole but the moles friend the rabbit or something with a little watering can amazing yeah I don't really know the provenance of the mobile I think it's just like it was in some cartoons once I'm just very popular cos nice design but it'll mate the possibly deadly rival I don't know the storylines their little rabbit II monster thing with it watering can and it's little black boots and it's hatred for all mankind that one day will spill out into a hideous act of violence which will kill over three fortas of people in existence so look out for that on the next mole cartoon that's quite a nifty I quite like that I like seeing little characters II don't really see in this country it all a bit of interest in it and go on let's bless the rains down in Africa with some Toto eggs new toys that says how new got no idea but I think I've done these for a couple of years so it should be alright this is Toto emoji look they've got faces so we might buy these Poundland yes these were from pound land what bloody fer gone so we've got cool emoji we've got tongue out drunk emoji and we've got somebody took his RI emoji not nice I see number this is just year relatively low quality standard milk chocolates now yeah it's alright yeah got more than distinctive taste to it the other one it's a little bit more waxy as well although nowhere near as bad as that I should point out right let's open it up and what do we get inside come on come on oh this is aberrant design they don't open properly Oh got it to break it to open it and inside is of God beats bloody everywhere and it's it's a mushroom what it's a mushroom that spins or deer this is quite thin plastic and there's little toadstool extra mushrooms growing at the top but unfortunately due to stupidity and I've completely lost the other one no I lied I found it I suppose you can spin that let's let's do a spin that was fun that's crap you are seriously in the shadow of mr. choc so far toto right let's see what's in this one it's exactly the same how wonderful oh god I'm gonna lose this one nope record it I've caught it it's a three-wheeled truck this is [ __ ] look at that look at it gaze upon the horror that's just garbage that is proper Christmas cracker that you got free in the office at the awful canteen Christmas party kind of quality isn't it that really is if you're still driving one of these then but I don't know what you are frankly I mean that's not even a vehicle is it it's just like a square thing and finally let's see what's in this one I'm gonna guess something disappointing and [ __ ] probably yeah come on squeeze springs break tear oh my god what what even is it supposed to be it's shrapnel what is it supposed to spin around or something you know what I think we'll draw along so that they well my favorite by far was old corrupt tech whatever is called core tech currently I'm roaming the hours too much let's call him the mole and more specifics plis ibly his little rabbit friend oh look how heads of focus he is oh that's better yeah then obviously the mr. cha cakes and then the Toto eggs come a far far third well if we've learned one thing today from looking all these it's that we haven't learnt anything [Music]

Channel: ashens

Views: 199,876

Rating: 4.9372706 out of 5

Keywords: surprise eggs, surprise egg, mister choc, lidl, mole, rabbit, Krtek, Krteček, spirograph, easter egg, kinder surprise, taste test, ashens food, mystery egg, mystery eggs, ashens, review, funny

Id: r6Immbv4fQM

Length: 12min 15sec (735 seconds)

Published: Sun May 12 2019

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[u/AJreborn]

SAVE ME FROM THE WASPS, MOTHER

[u/DL757]

When did the "Ashens.com" card get replaced with the "Ashens" one? I suggested that like a year ago but I didn't expect it to actually happen!

[u/killersteak]

Found an old toybox of mine on the weekend and found a tiny toy tiger snake made out of plastic pieces. Very solid, nicely painted. I think it must have been from an old Cadbury Yowie in the mid 90s. Amazing what they used to put into these things.

[u/Phlum]

I note with some dismay that the ".com" has been stolen from the title card.

Next you'll be telling me the Birdhouse is gone too...oh wait...

[u/VenomRush97]

Was disappointed that Toto didn't have as good of items as they did several years ago