Egg Master Review | Ashens

hello loads of people have been asked me to review one of these so here we go it is an egg master marketed as a vertical grill actually just the thing that heats up and cooks eggs inside and why actually people were asking me to review a specific name brand when they saw around but that was quite expensive so I've gone for this slightly cheaper no mark one hooray but don't worry it's easy to use and appears to produce Horrors from an eldridge dimension right apparently this is the new healthy way there's a lot of new healthy ways for things on there especially if you haven't watch infomercials for cooking your favorite snacks and meals tremendous discover a whole new way to prepare eggs and a variety of tasty snacks in minutes and one way appears to be photoshopping the abominations that come out of this thing onto an existing plate of food like these people appear to have done so yeah we've got this giant rubberized thing with some sort of cooked egg on a stick near it marvelous I can't wait right it's easy as 1-2-3 which we are going to do horizontally because this won't fit into the camera otherwise spray nonstick agent into container such as James Bond brake stroke pour X into container tremendous and then keep whinging that you've meant to get sand the shell in there I imagine and then once ready food will rise up rise up and cast off the shackles of its capitalist oppressors right and what's the deal here and got this big sticker with the instructions on em can we actually zoom out of it now hums going to maneuver the camera way it's like being in the air eggs rise and pop up when ready tremendous cool touch housing thank God for that integrated funnel an upper part for mess free operation somehow I doubt that's going to work embedded heating element around aluminium and aluminium tube for ideal heat rip rip art ish mmm wasn't expecting those kind of thinking this was their Ashley English but not so sure now embedded heating elements presumably around aluminium tube for ideal heat repartition I'm guessing they mean the heat moves around nonstick coated cooking chamber the easy cleaning silicone rig around the housing for cool tube and optimum grip another we need to grip it well I for non-skid rubber feet includes II that's not Italian works egg mater countertop cooker videos home for an egg master cleaning brush five skewers packing rod with instruction book there they all like the nifty cleaning rod there it's got the spines up the side like a brush and a sponge stuck to the top marvelous right I think we know pretty much how to use this I don't know what color it is why dudes already opened it but some reason doesn't tell you on the Box it remains a mystery right it's a blue one there we are now I've spoiled everything for you and here it is eggy marvelous and yeah it's got a lot of rub around there for grip because yeah I must admit I saw a video recently of some sort of sex toy that was being tested and connected to a virtual reality a helmet you have probably seen a similar thing mentioned in the media and yeah it did look suspiciously something like this I hope it wasn't actually using one of these because you could get his part cooked whoever was testing it right there's two lumps on the bottom which presumably one will say it's on and one will change a color one is ready to cook one would presume that's where you plug it into the mains and that's where you pour the horror in spray oil before use isn't it marvelous right I'm gonna get a plate I'm going to stick that on a plate I'm going to rearrange the camera and then horrors will occur and here we go mmmmmm teledildonics in action right so we have to now get things going but before we do I wish to make a complaint this is a cleaning thing I got it isn't that nice bottle brush stroke sponge Highbridge it's just a sponge on a stick humph maybe I should have gone for the name-brand one to get a sulk now I was again this a marvelous stick for shoving stuff decide it with in case you're doing a slightly odd recipe like I don't know sausage meat and eggs stuck in Ozone oh hey it is a vertical grill it's not just for eggs in fact I'm beginning to suspect that the conclusion will be it's not even for eggs but we shall see how that runs also got some wood skewers on a stick or something I don't know marvellous I cannae wait and that is a lie right need to spray some oil on it first I'm using sunflower oil for it is the the one cowl spray it's amazing to think they can fit an entire Kel's only in this bottle right I'm going to spray plenty of it arms and other things getting stuck god it's a fairly deeper in there than I thought actually and what are also collecting and pooling at the bottom being horrible but I didn't know how much to use just it's spray on lots of a wheel so I have done I've applied it liberal tiller applied it liberally as they say in the trade and now sprayed out my hand as well that's going to help matters good thing that brought this amazing cleaning cloth with me few day saved right so now before we put the eggs in we have to heat it up don't we so I still plug it into the mains using the old figure of 8 cord and there we are the red light is on and now we wait for the green light I have no idea how long it will take and it takes about 6 minutes to cook your eggs but how long it takes to heat up first I don't know how well it can take this opportunity actually to exclusively reveal that egg master is going to be the main villain in Star Wars Episode 8 he's going to be played by the actor Humperdinck Bandersnatch fresh out of Sherlock and The Hobbit films and Star Trek and the imitation game and basically every other film in the world and it's gonna be great just imagine the joy what's the matter Jedi overwhelmed by the sense of pain the pain from these 10,000 caged battery hens tortured on some kind of space farm the egg master has you now I'll come on hurry up and heat up who was making soft frying noises and the oil seems to be getting very hot that's a good thing can't petty Alden crack the eggs of it yet baloney well I think we're gonna have to jump kono but not nope it has gone green hooray good timing there egg master thanks rites time to crack some eggs into it nice been using these large free-range eggs cracky groggy and in you go it specifically said not to mix the egg together first I thought you'd want to get a whisk it up or something oh my god that was slightly more violent I was expecting most get some egg yolk on the back of the sofa that's the main thing as long as it's going to cause me grief in the future I'm plenty happy and oh god did he missed that one but it's in I think we got any shell in either that was good work all round guys round of applause right that is now in there like a Gooden the Sarlacc pit or something oh good no vents to steam all the lens up fantastic right well now we play the waiting game foolish jitter you should not have come here you think the son of Skywalker will save you now there are thousands upon thousands of eggs lining the walls of this Stith temple and we all know that Skywalker is allergic to them did you see me in the imitation game was no good oh dear but I'm bumper nippon boom it let's jump cut something interesting happening update we've been in about two and a half minutes the room is smelling suspiciously like cooking egg and something's definitely going on inside Wow Marvis I really think you should mix it together a different odd the term they specifically said don't do instructions but whatever right let's have some more time passing yes rise rise my own only minion together we will forge a new world order I mean universe order oh god I've got it wrong kind of start again JJ please what you mean he's not directing this one no oh god it's an AFOL ah ah well they weren't lying when they said it'll come out when it's ready my god bloody hell um yeah you stay over there I'm gonna leave this back down so we can see the floppy of egg that's come out of that and excellently it's managed to spray slightly on the sofa I bloody knew it would should have put something down well there we go I mean it didn't lie when it got to a certain point didn't just rise out it basically flies out the top and flops on the bloody floor amazing um right well it all it remains is to try some of this amazing vertical omelet mm-hmm crispy entirely egg white let's drive it yup I'm gonna say uh ha ha also I'm really close to have an omelette tastes more like just some cooked egg whites has been in a hot metal tube you know and we find a bit that actually got some yolk in it very odd there is there's the yolk gone did all the yolk go to the top maybe it did come on I want some of the yolk give us the good stuff egg master yeah just tastes like a slightly badly done boiled egg really looks absolutely amazing tastes well not so amazing and when I said amazing look I did not mean amazingly good I mean as in you'd be amazed it frickin exists why am I still eating this I don't know anyway that's the egg master apparently more expensive versions are available not any cheap ones that I could find for obvious reasons I don't really know what I can say to this I mean eggs can be a pain to cook I suppose but um does anybody really want just some sort of egg tube that just tastes cooked in the most basic fashion possible what tell you what let's have a quick look through the instruction manual which I lost early about my bloody found thank God um it has fantastic recipes in the back here look egg master eggs yeah nearly made me choke on my own egg there and yeah that's kind of what we did I mean you know it's called egg master we assumed you could do eggs in it egg master egg crackers that involves putting some crackers in it egg master egg whites involves removing the hoax egg master feta and egg that involves putting some feta in that you see this is going you can put some bacon in there bake master a clink oh right yes put sausage in it egg in blankets a Maddog I mean basically what they're saying is try and stick something in it so it doesn't taste so basic and shite well I'm going to be honest it does what it says on the tin you know it does indeed cook tubular eggs that come the top like something that frankly it's is the byproduct of an unpleasant biological process and then this you can eat them and feel disappointed didn't say that beyond the box let's face it we all knew it was coming

Channel: ashens

Views: 1,689,714

Rating: 4.8920608 out of 5

Keywords: egg master, Stuart Ashen, Egg (Food), rollie, egg rollie, grill, vertical grill, weird food, horrible, yolk, review, ashens, funny, humperdinck bandersnatch, star wars

Id: KFP5mmPZe_c

Length: 11min 53sec (713 seconds)

Published: Sat Jul 25 2015

Reddit Comments

[u/Inuart]

You got my hopes up for a second there

[u/DownvoteCommaSplices]

Good Mythical Morning did an episode about this product. Such a weird way to make eggs...

[u/Ssirius]

Ashens also ate or at least tried to eat (killing him in the process) a 100 year old northernLoin that came back from the future to rescue us from the aluminum wars of 2069.

[u/thirdtotheleft]

You fucking tease

[u/KeroEnertia]

I was so excited.