Catching EVERY Pokémon in Legends: Arceus

pokemon is a game that features death and now death too so while exploring this hellscape of a game i set out to capture every single pokemon why well because god told me to is this game just a mission trip welcome to my realm located between god i am that which humans call ours okay yeah that is god okay hello are we trapped in the void with god oh that's true my iphone god god i i need some help can you please bring me my iphone back god oh my iphone surging with 6g now let me just go to another world with my smartphone that's it that's the title card huh that's not god oh that's a mod that's a guys look at these guys you gave me quite the shock falling from the sky like that whatever is this mystery dungeon uh my clothing is unusual it's a graphic tee but do you even know what a pokemon is no sorry this game looks alright whoa look at this tree look at this tree alright now to play the game is this called divine intervention i bestow upon thee this arc phone and thy mission seek how are you talking like this but you got a limited texting alas yet another this is me every time you post to twitter i like rowlet i love decidueye but i've seen what happens to him you obtain 50 pokemon that's a lot yeah i'm coming oshawot i'm coming oshawot you're gonna be caught one of these days he cannot dodge this immaculate form in case you get out i have more oh he did oh wait oh yes i'm afraid that can happen no i threw what wait what oh okay god i thought i softlocked the game which honestly is possible for me uh okay so we are going to make the world's first pokedex pretty exciting stuff i'm 10 years old oh oh there is a giant hole in the sky what do i do with this information the wallflower is for galaxy team folk only okay i'm i'm being outcast that's not great a lone hero watches as i struggle oh wait he's still going oh rap god for you to get in here someone must have vouched for you they said that back then they said thy house and everything and but they still say vouch and on the seventh day god said bet we can't just take in any misfit who wonder this is mystery dungeon this just feels like mystery dungeon who's gonna allow it ah absolutely not cyrus yeah i guess they had this house just in case someone fell from the sky someone has definitely lived here before huh this house is empty because their previous child worker died but i'm starting to feel like that's true yo some guys look at him oh and oh that's a beautiful little light okay okay someone just died the next day oh i can crouch [Music] this game is incredible uh oh my god i love cynical's fire in this game actually look she's looking down on rowlet so disapprovingly hello little guy look at it waddle he's a big man he's actually he's a little man in a big man's world and oshawott is pissed that i did not pick them and rowlett is unaware i love the pokeball design in this game it's like all wood and stuff that's that's so neat i love that's awesome well not to worry too i'll have you assist with me and my research for now okay oh so our friend rival doesn't get them what pokemon are they going to give him because they're definitely giving him a pokemon i swear to christ he's gonna like pikachu or some dumb [ __ ] or evie oh now i'm in a trailer yeah look at this angle hello cynthia it's weird that we just learned how to capture pokemon and we're already pitting them against each other in form of battle moments later now remember what you've got to do you've been tasked with catching three species of pokemon beedu charlie and shinks real breath of the wild moment they knew what they were doing i just do this okay got it and i can move i i didn't even realize i was moving around the battle this game's awesome oh and i i killed it she looks so distressed all right we not get to name these guys is it like a menu thing now oh it is a mini thing now okay so you can traditionally catch pokemon 2 or catch them in the wild i think the wild sounds much more fun youtuber face this is yours the official uniform of the survey core thank god i won't get shamed for my outfit anymore of my graphic tee and shorts oh this is a real customization game isn't it are they going to be pissed if i wear the casualty still the tutorial is almost over i almost get to play the game am i excited for that pokedex and so i decided i want to raise a wormful myself and have it evolve oh this guy just wants a wormpole that's an awesome side quest actually wormpole can't evolve 32 balls what am i gonna do with him watch the snipe through the trees i want to go on this bridge but i kind of got a feeling he's going to say no you're not prepared uh there are mini shrunk poke yep all right uh can i not make it through okay well i definitely did not just prove myself that's a strong enough train he didn't even help he just i'm just i'm just i'm just gonna walk away that wasn't my best moment the biggest thing it's like all pokemon games like i like the direction they're taking this i think this looks really cool i just wish it didn't look like [ __ ] whoa giant pony or that's rapidash isn't it it feels like this is a bad idea oh god oh god oh god i i did not mean to roll uh take this that didn't do anything i understand why the line's drawn there but i would drop kick the [ __ ] out of this rapidash what level is it um don't look don't look don't look don't look don't disturb them we're just gonna walk away quietly it just looks awesome is that another like big strong one okay well we have a lot of videos to check how strong they are okay he is level i am so sorry where is uh this for evs yeah i understand like i probably won't catch an eevee but like that's that's fine moxie spent five hours trying to catch one hey it's okay it's all right oh no well moxie doesn't have my luck oh what what did i just say what did i just say [Music] what am i going to name my my sylveon to be starly it's going to be a stir after it has the jojo's oh it's it's a female starly uh the shanks is gonna be all right that's the party for now and believe it or not i am just not going to approach it whoa big snorlax huh cause he is uh probably level 45 okay well he doesn't want any trouble he doesn't want any trouble am i not supposed to be over here [Music] what what level is he it's a ray no no no no no no no no no oh my god wait he's level 33 how did how did i what okay okay okay oh oh they can all oh sure oh this is raw oh my god and now he's big stay in please cool level 16 shallows i would like shallow so it would be nice to have some water but i guess i will learn to love shellows in this form maybe all forms of shellac are good i will stop being a bigot can't evolve awesome oh wait [Music] it can't evolve oh because it's out now it can okay we're really now those are some guys oh i can give it to him you really brought me one you must be as good as the rumors say i'd like to name the swarmful right away now i've been told a wormpole will evolve into a pokemon known as buda this guy's getting a dust talks isn't he you have made progress seems to have earned yourself a star nice yay thanks for taking a minute for me i know your plate's full right now all right our first reel our second we haven't had a lot of battles have we take a look at my very own partner [Music] yep so he only has one pokemon i am in their way oh and i got my slap as well hello oh volo hello cynthia there's a secret technique of catching pokemon you see it's called gunning them down oh the secret backstrike technique over here oh i'm one of the wardens of the diamond clan you may call me my do you feel confident they can lead your pokemon into battle sure [Music] oh my cell phone's going off look at this graph you could put anything on her phone right here i'll see what he's about oh it's an alpha that's fine i mean i don't love it what about gus 50 now i'm just going to do aerial lace this could kill ggs so evie could evolve into like an umbre or i guess espeon maybe it's just i think it should be sylveon but i am a little scared okay evie show me what we got early sylveon huge huge oh oh and they're pissed i think she looked pretty happy look at him look like a little ribbon oh they're sleeping cyndaquil look that's right i came from a very unintended path you could say and i'm ready to tackle whatever you have for me even if if it's him i'll take him out if i need to this is where i've long come to pay tribute to a special pokemon a pokemon descended from one of those ancients blessed by almighty sinnoh what the [ __ ] is he rare what in the what in the world huh oh hello almost out of the tutorial i'm pretty sure uh oh hello is that mei i don't i don't know what that is all these like drum hits it just makes me think about how much funnier it would be if it was just the vinyl oh i see him and i'm like there is gonna be some art of him that man's name adaman he's the leader of the diamond claim they put a lot of importance on time nudge nudge oh well not our problem yeah that's what i've been saying i'm on board i'm on board i like this guy again do you have some good news for me what what what's happening eugene oh no oh no oh it's still [ __ ] he's wait that's not uh oh cynical can't evolve just like wormpole he's so naked i'm coming in i dodge roll into the in the very important meeting i'm a rita leader of the pearl clan caution and foresight are my watch words who says that who introduced themselves like that i have a proposition why not send this one to study cleaver before deciding what must be done i accept uh i can teach you how to have more space in your what is that how do you teach someone that i made some space to keep one more oh i thought he was going to upgrade like by five or something oh this is a paid subscription service got it god capitalism strikes early man whoa giant little punny oh god there are so many jokes to be had here moments later believe it or not um i looked at chat for the first time in this battle and it is uh unsurprisingly obscenely horny you get the idea wow they're so small uh okay they're the warden for cleaver though all right let me see cleaver uh i will fight you off okay i may have been defeated but my point still stands it's too dangerous for me cleaver i am so strong you are so weak look at you look at me [Applause] oh my sorry my god phone's going off i just came up with a great idea somehow so according to the information you were able to learn okay let's look at a map [Music] let's look at some books real quick ah eureka i got it [Music] [Laughter] weird just found you worthy you see which means you'll need a flute i don't see the correlation here ah now i do that's a cool little reference though but that's not a flute that is a very skinny cylinder that's like a baton and now i have a plate how i got some guys we definitely got some guys i just press plus the world is my oyster i can do any wait [Music] so i didn't ex okay okay my bad i dropped oh my okay all right all right my new goal for this game is to not let that happen again so you say that you galaxy people came with a method to try and quell lord cleaver's frenzy yeah i guess we did say that is this the real dark souls ready gamepl oh there he is oh he looks sick actually oh he like he's ax hands actually he looks weird again actually if he stayed gold he'd be pretty sick lord of the woods cleaver i just throw bombs at him multiple okay whoa whoa there's a lot of invincibility on that did you see that oh god i trip i tried to react and i got scared i was a little early on it i think i want to be like a reactable distance away just as i said a re or a reactable decision oh i'm out i'm out okay i'm going to try and stun him at the end you can hit him in the tree sit in a pokemon do battle don't need it don't need it sorry i did see that i could throw my own pokemon in but i just didn't want to i wouldn't see if i could do it myself that is [Music] oh yeah he just he looks kind of gross i didn't even need my pokemon i am the strongest force poisoned by chosen by god himself oh and now i have the insect plate i just find these huh god cleaver scyther what do they do to you uh i want to explore this area a little bit uh 42 perhaps it's famous last words but uh i think i got this call mine uh uh uh uh uh uh oh i didn't see that coming well well that just so you know he's dead [Music] he's dying cool it would be nice if someone could find my satchel that i somehow lost hello volo i saw the light fading into the sky you must have quelled the lord pokemon and what do you have there could it be fabled plates of old let me have a look it seems to be a phrase from a very old myth how did you come across these i don't know well done i've already received the reports of your exploits you success you know it says well like we don't even have to read this you guys kind of know what he's gonna say he's like wow you did a good thing but there are more things to be done good i'll take a haircut normie girl's back i'm going to be a blinding character she is just discord light mode and you have to accept it yeah yeah oh he's like whoa you look different might help me train for a bit uh sure feels weird battling ahead of your pokemon i don't even know what their health is this is hard mode i'm just you have to guess now oh and i defeated mr mime or mime jr stealth sprays that sounds like coward stuff not gonna use it so this is the second map huh well here we go the crimson mirror lands all right i'm ready what tutorial do you have for me that's called a mountain oh interesting yeah yeah space-time distortions are dangerous places where powerful pokemon appear so just head straight there oh i want to check the feather balls just target locked whoa whoa so that's a that's a from downtown kind of weapon to use oh look at the angry little man what are you gonna do okay oh my god i'm dying oh my god i'm being poisoned to death please help some oh my god oh my god i'm so sorry for taunting you oh my god i jump over this river only one way to find out oh i did it i did wait i i did it yeah hello is he a friend he's a friend getting the ball all right easy easy catch okay we're trying to hit this toxic croak right between the eyes i already caught one dinner whoa whoa whoa this ball is like a sniper rifle bro oh and the bunk gets me every time he doesn't see me he doesn't see me he doesn't see me the element of surprise is on my side ignoring everything ignoring everything going straight to the quest hello i am caliber the plurable apparel clan warden caliber to you and the barrels here i don't need help from you or the diamond clan okay i'm just oh hello volo you got my back vouch vouch okay they want to fight i was wrong battle decided that's such a raw way to say the battle's over i must ask your help in retrieving the stolen wall fragment oh sure how'd it get stolen is that your fault sounds like it was your fault oh it can't fire oh holy gym trainers what that is uh who is that that's not roxanne candice oh yeah that's candace isn't it that's what i was thinking enough i mean i i don't know what this pokemon trainer's name is i'm gonna stand in the way of this toxic i wish i could dive at him oh he just gets okay it's interesting whoa tell me why are you seeking us out uh i i don't even want to help either them out i'm just i'm just following the quest your days are number galaxy fool okay i see they're just all right hybrid barrel he's shaped like a friend so you've come to bother me okay well i mean i'm here to help okay and there we go good as new oh it's unknown um what does it say all lives no whoa could you imagine if unknown was just speaking on their own all lives matter propaganda okay all lives touch other right oh a new and alive i could barely so apparently she reads it to you i'm sure there's like a pokemon that can break this later right but i can just yeah yeah that felt intended oh pull up the bong take a hit time to fight ursulina oh oh hello he's just he looks so sad oh i am throwing out the wrong pokemon for this uh well i guess i got out fed i'm just gonna look away you don't die here ribbon never dies here even if it's crit whew good job good job ribbon first luna my poor darling you must be exhausted from running around could you imagine if they did voice acting and it read like that like nba 2k15 oh my someone called the national weather service this is incredible right now let me pull out my untextured cylinder real quick and show you a cute little jingle wasn't that cool our alpha i think got something stuck to you huh ah it's unknown hello goodbye and here i come rolling into the room i'd like to make an entrance what can i say lilikin our clan's lady of the ridge is in a frenzy okay so we're doing the cleaver stuff again i'm ready i'm down let's do it let's get it but first let's go through like uh three years of dialogue uh what are we going back for oh yeah we gotta find the lost girl are we just gonna sniff the food on her all right her selena's got it you know what i'm gonna go challenge mode she could be anywhere right where is she gonna be i'm gonna guess this is where i think it's gonna be [Music] i do not see her i was hoping i would be close i was hoping i was at least a little close ugh what's what's wrong wrong with her she just sitting chilling in the rain i get chased by a pokemon and spray my ankle pretty bad hard cut new character in the cutscene why don't they just show that cutscene of them walking in why do they always hard cut and he's here too now oh okay hello and then he walks into the cutscene why why what were you thinking doing all this yourself did you think i couldn't help you oh there's some some drama listen up alpha i'll take the bombs that are reason you made and meet you at the bravo arena all right i'll see you there all i have to do is climb this mountain sounds easy enough so it looks like i could go all the way around here and then go up here but personally i think that i can just i can climb this mountain just you guys give me time give me time oh space time distortion seems to be forming is the space time is the std work oh space time diminished that's an unfortunate name isn't it i was about to say this kind of sucks but oh oh it's happening everything around me is changing drift bloom uh another one walk turn away from me that was an insane dodge though did you see him oh hello more of them more guys this can be extremely anxiety-inducing oh my god oh and it faded oh well what was my quest right now oh yeah i forgot ah let's walk into the dark unknown huh oh it's just little again right oh i don't know this is a good thing but i'm getting mad ballon wonder world vibes here this is one of those boss fights where they encourage you to send in pokemon but i am not going to simply because i don't need to trust me i am the strongest pokemon known to man oh that's scary oh that's oh i should jump over that whoa and another this is not a pokemon game oh my god oh oh oh send in a pokemon do battle i am the battle [ __ ] oh god don't let me make it this far and lose i'm gonna hold forward i'm gonna hold forward oh that was it though i could have died there oh my god well there you go i know i could use a pokemon but i'm going to fight it mono imano every single time hello god it's just so why do i have a plate you didn't just save a little again you saved a rizzu as well she had a sprained ankle and everything you're a real wonder i saw light disappearing in the space time oh they are way too consistent to not be the final boss something's going on here we still don't know what's causing the lightning that francis pokemon i know this person wants to challenge god i know it now tell me what i gotta do next we did have a lord in the coastlands until a few years ago a tragedy took him from us now we've had reports of people seeing strange shadowy figures on the island the lord used to call us home then that's probably the lord like that's not hard to figure out right i'm so close look look i'm like 60 points away i need to go get that before i go to the next region a space space time distortion seems to be forming uh oh yeah this just feels like fortnight it's just the storm closing in oh this guy is not getting a victory royale did you know if you go to the top right corner at lake rarity you can glitch out the map well that's next on my list to do whoa did you see that jump oh like hell he did you cannot go any further uh i have other plans uh oh oh okay so i'm gonna try again wanna see how far i can jump in here let's just see let's just see for science purposes [Music] oh god i think i was going to die from fall damage oh whoa whoa whoa whoa huh what this dude is zooted out of his goddamn skull i'm probably going to put haunter up alex he's quite a week to fighting i like sneasel there we go ah isn't it a little man tiny little cowboy what book where am i gonna study next uh the coast lance i guess ah cobalt coastlands oh we definitely learned how to swim here right we got it ah the cobalt coastlands a simply lovely corner of his sui yeah yeah i agree oh she wants to talk i don't want to i don't want to ah no oh look at that cylinder yeah now what i do love the flute it feels as if its tone is carried through the very ends of space it's a flute girl it's just a flute oh this again huh oh she's got an eevee too oh so we're just oh so you're a cheating [ __ ] huh oh my god i'm protecting them i'm protecting them don't don't hit them stop it uh yeah i'll send that little big man whoa ice beam goes on forever did you see that i'm just gonna kill the glacion anyways [Music] god look at this ghostly dark aura fire this is so sick and this eevee can't do [ __ ] to my ghostly boy oh he's level 15. no mercy welcome to the real world evie i would check a tea bag right here i would let her know i sometimes wonder how i've ended up with the burnside beer don't care i want the oxford it's him it's him oh no no no i'm so sorry i have to i'm rolling like him i'm rolling like him i'm one of you i'm one of you come on come on come on get the bear get the girl yes yes feel it's him okay this should be fine sword stance that's less fine oh whoa i will take the hit do not no oh my god gosh we're done so oh hello macho maybe he'll kill me oh uh look away oh hold up i'm in wait oh okay um where's this whoa hello oh i forgot the lord died didn't they that's look at them hello i'm paulina the pearl clan who might you be ah i'm that child the blinding light mode child so she's just protecting them right they're also in the rain that's not good for them you need the aid of a pokemon known as basket legion if you wish across the sea that's what i need yeah okay talk to is can ice can is can the warden of the diamond clan he should be able to help you and now we are going to drown okay let's let's okay perfect and now we warp now let's just see what happens okay i think i have to hit the ground oh god i i think i just i just messed up uh-oh [Music] why hello there miss alpha fancy running into you out here are you gonna battle i feel like we're just gonna battle right oh okay we're not we're not fighting we're just uh okay bye hello is this dude uh oh oh this dude is bald uh oh so you want to go to fire spit i fire pit island fire spit island i can't tell well you see the next part is something i could never manage but you need to catch this one pokemon that only appears at night which which pokemon you you really want to know you really don't value your own life dude i was suicide skipping like five minutes ago it's d so you're saying that i can't summon basket legion because only dust klopp's knows how to make food for basket legion that's insane oh wait he does have hair he just has like it's not a hairline it's a receding skull line go fight whoa no no it's luxury shrouding oh he brought his floaties but gastrodon's water type and sylveon drowns not shiny oh there it is is that it that's it right the one that just ran away okay i'm in the grass now i'm just gonna wait till they turn their back to me and great volume like that [Music] cool my first shiny have you seen a fellow from the construction core name yurich uh no do you mind helping me track him down lady oh wait this is a camp oh okay so maybe maybe that side quest is worth it oh and they see oh there's this club oh that's cool uh oh get move out of the way oh god damn it uh i'm gonna throw it it might work it might work oh my god it worked i think i got everything i could get down here oh god oh except death except an early grape all right i'm out i'm sorry no no you don't see me actually and it ran into the ocean it's gonna drown you know what i think i have to catch this because i think i had to save it from itself oh my god oh [Music] does it run away you're welcome you really brought it no no don't bring it out he is so scared of dust clops and all he likes to do is cook food master chef dust clops has entered the kitchen oh coward could you get a grip please does klopp's made his favorite food so now it's time to get basket legion hello ice can oh he is shocked are they star-crossed lovers from team pearl and team diamond i don't really care if they are whoa the classic pokemon fade to black with sound effects because you don't want to animate a cutscene they do it so much oh and i have a splash plate i just keep finding these and they keep appearing in my hands you can ride vascular legion across the tranquility cove and head to fire spit island alright let's do that right now paulina do you want to tell her nope don't care i bring good luck oh not them again why oh they want growlithe no stop now gengar oh we fell for it huh we really fell for the classic backdoor gengar huh yeah these sisters honestly hot take actually freezing cold take their cringe and so is their gengar uh oh he screamed fade to black animation happened i promise just i promise animation happened guys uh what should we do i i guess save him yeah that's my plan why does she look like poorly green screened into this frame why why does she look like that whoa yo oh that's a breath of the wild moment if i've seen it wait hold up oh sick that was sick oh what's in here seaside hollow that sounds like some post game content to me i'm just going to start walking yep i i i didn't see nothing oh i'm drowning oh uh uh in the battle please no no no i'm drowning i'm drowning i drown mid battle oh wait that was smart all right yeah good drone yeah we're just gonna ignore that gastrodon and just go straight to the next objective because one of those two options sounds a lot more fun can i jump in the lava all right i was just curious all right let's skyrim up the mountain real quick and oh that's a that's where we're looking for and i can't jump over it oh my god oh wait how do i get over there now oh my god i'm getting invisible wall no i'm not oh they just really don't want me in that lava huh why is something not kid friendly about being burnt alive they're at a volcano sending out a bomb of snow that's bold this might not kill though i killed i guess i lose the coin toss sometimes can't relate all right well we don't beat the gengar oh that's right on oh i lose yeah you like the [ __ ] oh oh all right i'm sorry look away oh stealth rock oh that's so toxic um yeah i think if you just do this gengar dies okay well uh oh uh okay well we just got gimmicked oh wow oh he just killed me instead alright bye gengar growl please stop you cannot beat them oh she's back she definitely looks like she uh murdered her husband for life insurance look at him the big man is growing oh he looks all right no oh whoa he's getting struck by god himself sometimes that happens sometimes it'd be like that alpha what must we do to quell his frenzy uh throw food at him trust me it works ggs we're in the loop oh god what is this all right i guess i don't i'm just gonna hide over here oh oh oh oh okay dog roll when it's time okay whoa all right okay so i got i got to go this way oh oh oh oh okay can i can can this red go away please i am oh i cannot go to the center okay all right this is a do or die moment right here and then i dodge roll there oh god no damn it oh oh i just do that gotcha yep easy it feels so satisfying to just fight him without pokemon i'm the only force i need i received the flame plate no i no i didn't oh two different argonine crisis now is that the lord that's the lord we're talking that's dead that's just right there and now we pan past her and he's gone whoa let's go to the corn and highlands to quell another frenzy noble electrode lord of the hall easy easy done oh we have to fight leafy on going out yeah let's just uh i spin it real quick uh oh and evie is level 18 let's see wild charge in this game you want let's take a step back and watch what wild charge that's icefang wild charge yeah whoa oh yeah that would just kill anyone wouldn't it oh this is where like the the hole is and everything uh hello professor oh rocking ground types oh i'm gonna melt them all with water alright so we're on mount coordinate now and we gotta follow this guy fade to black the electrode known as the lord of the hollow is somewhat different from the electrode i recall he thinks i need a pokemon to fight pokemon how incorrect oh hello he appears yet again and they just hard cut and someone new is in the conversation every time this is odd the torches that light the way are gone whoa are they trying to obstruct us let's just walk forward anyways they're doing this thing again where i just look like poorly green screened in you see that little like fizzle around my chair i don't know what i don't know i don't know how that happens please forgive the unscheduled stop crowbat under normal circumstance i doubt it's present would obstruct someone as competent as you no no no no no i want to fight it come on okay now we got free reign where's that crowbat i think this just kills strong style wild charge just kills anything except crowbat look away look away look away look at her eyes she knows something's wrong sasuke finally gets blood on their hands wait watch goldbach's frames drop look at all two of those frames professor levton told me how he fell to this lane from the sky for my part i suddenly found myself one day in his sui a region whose name i never heard all i could remember was my own name so so did he get a isikai 2 are we one of the same what do you want what do you want what are you what are you doing you weird little guy everyone dies once i get passed through this cave that's when things change whoa what's the big idea putting all the torches i spin away uh just fight me already that's what we're gonna do right like our fourth trainer battle of the game [Music] hot take i think multiplayer would be atrocious in this game because i don't think you would have any idea what speed looks like given how all the different actions oh hello this is the ancient quarry the stones used to build the temple atop the mountain where we were all cut from this place whether by humans and pokemon working as one when am i going to meet god volo the people's champion everyone loves volo since starting this game i have seen so much fan art and so many um choice words to use for this character but then that begs the question why is the space time referee opened when it closed once so long ago and why would alpha falling through to us he's just like i don't know man ow every time i throw the lead in ball it's just like i see their back break and i feel bad i gotta do some get this camp set ah i i do want somewhere to warp too oh that's not even volo that's just a friend find out what bronzer wants please yeah i'll do this quest right now hello bronzor what do you want zore there's a tiny other bronzor is this it is that all the quest was there they're clipping in friends they're friends whoa he is uh he's dying oh you would never expect to be able to climb such sheer cliffs as these well trust me i have found a way but first we have to battle because that's how we go [Music] i i'm quad weak to fighting by the way [Music] i'm just gonna look away you know what go for an insane crisp up all right and this is right when we look away oh oh oh now we look away i'm gonna strong braver and just hope this kills and cool recoil don't die don't die on me don't die on me jolene oh nice allow me to call sneezler pull out your untextured cylinder and let's get some business oh this is like if puberty was a pokemon anyways check out this flute i got they climb mountains do i just like piggyback on them oh the toxic plate perfect fitting this is a this is a sonic oc like i refuse to believe this is a real ass poke it's just it's just a human like a fursuit human like i did oh they just put me in the box it's even funnier this doesn't feel right i'm moving on i i am out of words now oh is that an alpha guard trump or just garchomp okay uh maybe he'll get distracted by funny little banana his back his back is back he's done eating that was not his back oh come on money back i'm gonna ice bang and this might not kill him just given the nature of it perfect oh and you got frostbite [Music] they'd be sick to catch them but we're not oh we are huge and now i am one step closer to every sinnoh team ever made we'll name him what volo should have been named cynthia oh nice 511 versus six foot can you see if i throw a berry well can he even react to that it's me the epitome of stealth striking yet again oh i want to get one of those new sneasels the you know the disgusting ones oh god they can't see me the epitome of stealth that's what they call me how how did they see me no no i'm one of you i'm one of you see be cool be cool yeah yeah you don't want to pop god sneezler is disgusting absolutely disgusting the epitome of stealth is striking yet again god all right i have heard from a few people in chat that this is not an easy boss fight am i going to give in and use pokemon absolutely not oh but i have to do this battle first right well this should be quick [Music] anyways time to fight electrode i forgot about him what's up what's good brother you want to watch me die to electrode all right i'm walking into the unknown arena ready to fight a giant ball and there's a tree which i guess is cool too oh is he falling oh am i fighting the tiny little guys tiny little small miniscule balls there's so many of them oh and they're dead oh is he upside down you know what funny uh fourth first same as the first oh that's a homie isn't it oh oh okay whoa whoa oh when does he drop when does the bait drop oh my god get me out of here oh oh that's a myth right senator pokemon all right okay i can just time that out every time that's fine yeah you know what this is easy this is easy this is this this is easy whoa whoa ow [ __ ] was that green am i in second phase oh god i can't even outrun it oh my god oh my god i you know what i see i see why people weren't crazy about this one oh hello oh hello oh i did it oh first try that was definitely the hardest one yet oh my god yeah yeah i will say that one was pretty hard you received the zap plate allegedly i don't see it anywhere goodbye just just keep rolling onwards if people in pokemon work together we can forge new paths forward that's cool uh okay so that's that's it for this region all right let's look at the do you have a cast [ __ ] mission by chance the seas legend what is that i like rally just watching over the conversation i swear to christ there's some kyogre [ __ ] or it's mythical or would be like manaphy so i guess we're going to cobalt i guess wait i need a specific pokemon for it what do i need i need to read a book in bdsp i need to read a book in diamond pearl to get this wait i need the evolution of quill fish weasel and man tike wait i have what this being my party in a specific order and it has to be evening what the [ __ ] all right all right nice feel this feels like sonics and melee you know ow that one hurt i need man ty okay let me grab another man type real quick that should be it it's too hard to catch in the water i think i'm just gonna try and do it the old-fashioned way so you're saying if i want to evolve this quill fish i have to use strong style barbarage 20 times that doesn't feel real that feels like when my friend noah in third grade told me he unlocked donald duck in mario party 5. go back to the first world so you know i can let uh what is this name the [ __ ] fish all right chat let's count them one this little guy is going to take the final one yep okay never mind does that mark 20 strong style bar barrages [Music] oh would you look at that he can evolve whoa over quill damn oh that's a sick name actually holy [ __ ] that's raw as [ __ ] i have collected three very random pokemon and now i'm going to a random location and unaware of what to do next for this very random and fun and quirky mission where do i go first let's put him in a fun order of weasel man tyke over quill okay and wait hold up it needs to be evening oh it's evening and now let's go fast to the weird hand thing and go to those two spikes off in the distance you see him you know him you love him what is this mission so now i'm just gonna walk on the hand into the spikes and my team is gonna make perfect sense what the [ __ ] now go to the cave do i go here wait i go to seaside what all right activate the cutscene i'm walking in i'm pogging it's mana feet there's a lot of them is this a boss fight am i am i catching it what am i doing hello [Music] oh nice nice we caught it let's uh look at my pokemon and put everything what the [ __ ] was this game in alabaster iceland i'm excited to see what this one is oh and i am dressed like a thot in the winter this is not appropriate apparel i am freezing [Music] huh the alabaster icelands looks beautiful i mean relative to the rest of the game brisk out here isn't it oh my god a hoe is never cold look at her oh my gosh oh my god guys it seems my hypothesis was correct i have a lugs legacy okay so he's gonna be the big giant behemoth we gotta fight and by that i mean not throw a single pokemon at do i have to jump over this cavern oh no oh just know i was willing oh my god this song's going crazy i do not feel like the epitome of stealth right now but i i am feeling something i'm feeling alive oh it's a giant hole on the floor you know what i'm you've peaked my interest and fall damage i want the zoroark so bad i think he looks so cool huh okay just sneak up sneak up on it oh you want it you want the food you dumb little fox wolf dog ghost the epitome of stealth strikes again [Applause] let's begin with some proper introductions i am gay rick so uh let's go get food for avalon because i assume that's what we have to do and what is wrong with him being frenzied uh i don't i don't know i don't know what is it your heart tells you to do uh oh we got a battle yes i don't know oh oh this is not a good battle for me we're gonna take one of them out but i cannot speak for what happens next i pretend to not see it wait garsham you're insane i could have just steelheaded but whatever this is cooler yeah real overleveled moment the eternal ice uh avalock's favorite food is just ice that that makes sense but we have to get the help of braviary and from sabi the bravery's trainer it's them oh she's tiny i know why you're here you want bravery's help so you can quell avalog's frenzy and i'll get it if i can catch her first let's fade to black to see some animation first yep yep oh oh there's some animation happening but oh oh you just missed it come on sneezeler hello my ugly little puberty teenager dog got me up here uh am i even really clairvoyant uh you might be maybe i mean i feel like you're the one who should be able to tell me but now we gotta go snow point temple that's so cool it's so cool that this game is connected to cinno because it is ceno that's a stupid thing to say actually let's fade to black thank you i needed to pivot oh this oh snow point temple that's awesome oh this feels like a a breath of the wild shrine oh reggie's hello this is a long hallway investigate oh it's some reggie [ __ ] oh is it like a puzzle i i already clicked rock on accident steel and ice oh does it not matter what you do there wait was that a puzzle do i have to look at the regis oh oh so the puzzle is ice all right got it got it got it ice rock steel rock ice okay yeah i guess that makes more sense that it's uh it's a puzzle huh she's probably gonna have me fight right i think she's gonna have a bird yeah she's gonna set up bravery so i'm gonna send out uh my lux ray that'll work oh that is not a bird [Music] okay this isn't an awful matchup this might work this might just kill i'm overleveled gg look away high horsepower huh whoa you know what on second thought maybe i'm just overleveled wow you caught us and you beat us you've won all our games so far but bravery still wants to get to know you even better do we just have to electrocute her bird now gawk grock all right bravery why not test out alpha strength for yourself [Music] i'm just gonna wild charge you know this is probably gonna kill both of us but at least it's gonna kill one of us goodbye and uh gur i can't believe bravery lost but that's that thanks for playing with me guess i'll head home what about the do i get the bird oh i got pranked guys that's a good screenshot all right now i can fly right oh skyplate another one just appeared in my hand funny how that happens oh adaman i'm wearing flip-flops in the arctic just so everyone knows oh we still gotta fight avalog i forgot that's like the whole reason we're here right i was just having fun doing the very difficult puzzles all right now let's glide this is the best mount in the game right like it's it's the speed of white here but now i'm flying and i can take fall damage at record speeds oh let me see what my cell phone has to say about this block of ice why did i pull out my cell phone for that oh thank you gay rick and uh i like your squats now can we uh fight avalog so he can eat the ice yeah we really left god on red for that one didn't we oh he's gonna be big isn't he oh [Music] no one told me he was this large oh i can't go down i'm just on this uh oh this is like a real boss fight boss fight huh is it laser beam just jump over that easy oh send a pokemon to battle no [ __ ] hands are ready for everyone i got this ah oh my god i'm getting frame trapped oh my god i i i got frame trap i couldn't avoid those okay pokemon no thank you these are easy these are easy to dodge because you get like two two little ball throws in there okay all right that's ggs right oh okay those icicles were [ __ ] though that's all i have to say everything else was pretty simple because he was the biggest target known to man him being large was nothing more than a benefit nod your head and receive the icicle plate i guess a child that fell from the very sky is she a monster of just in disguise no she just risked her life to fight this giant demon rock each of the nobles have become frenzied and now each of them haven't quelled i've done a pretty good job when tomorrow dawns it will dawn on a world restore its normalcy huh yeah i sure hope everything's normal tomorrow haha definitely not alluding to anything that's going to happen right bacoom what is it is god pissed oh god sir i promise i don't know anything about what's going on if anything i've just helped i'm 15. she will be given the chance to investigate this latest disaster but not as a member of the gal come on is this just a sad arc all right let's just get sean to the side you're to be expelled from the village oh no just look at the shot just man who even is the antagonist of this game i feel like this game doesn't really have one so far i don't think it's shanks if i had to guess anyone my guess is on i don't think pokemon would be so bold to make god the antagonist because i feel like that's a very loaded statement yeah i know like most jrpgs make god the villain but i don't think pokemon is that bold he could be an actor maybe he is evil along the way or maybe she's evil wait who is she babe wake up new pokemon baddie just dropped oh my god she's a goth plant gf she would be thriving on tick tock right now is all i'm saying jesui holds three lakes of great importance oh are we gonna go lake spirit hunting are we gonna get the red chain the red chain oh there you go oh hello long story short we want to help but without drawing attention so it'll all okay this is gonna choose like palkia or dialga for me right and there's turnips i'm just going to choose him so let's go lake hunting god we spent so much time here getting uh clipping in and out of bounds ah good times good times now let's break into this rock uh but how oh my iphone [Music] look at this meme i just found god just sent this to me he's sliding in my dms yet again oh what a holy meme that was oh goodra it's a it's a weird little snail guy yeah trounce that thing okay he doesn't see a thing i'm the epitome of stealth and we're gonna sneak up on him we're gonna catch him we're not even gonna fight him look at this oh it's a cutscene well i'm still the master of stealth i'm gonna catch him okay he doesn't want to be caught that hasn't how does he fit in that how all right see we're just moving on your emotions share them with me what did you feel when you mingled with the sue's clans take this piece of oh okay i passed never did i think i would pass the emotions test but here we are mess spritz plume gross i just passed the vibe check i guess that's all it was ah mespritz plume so the legends told it to be true then the red chain must be real as well i guess so now we just gotta get the other two lake spirits and then we make the red chain guys just wait god just sent me the funniest picture oh here it comes i'd like to imagine that god has a very outdated sense of meme humor you know ah let's see what whoa chow or wow but what if he said kachow which one is this is this uxie come i will test your knowledge combi zubat unknown magneton dusk do i have to bring five [Music] this side quest sucks oh how many are their eyes what uh-huh i think i know the answer to your very weird question six zero one three keyboard just pops up that feels very weird take this piece of spirit all right that was cool oh you see's claw okay also interesting that volo is not here yet again who can say for sure maybe the red chain has some other use besides mending the world this dude is so evil it's like it's protected by the pokemon as elf i like as elf the most because he's funny because he can self-destruct oh wait wait god just found a new meme whoa that's a good one it's so good it can shatter rocks oh okay i grinded barb barrage 20 times in a row strong style and i could have just caught this before summoning man of me through the most it's really it's been fun it's been fun catching all of these alpha pokemon hidden in the tombs but you know what we're not catching this [ __ ] one here this is a murder moment there we go it's done and now we leave i'm glad that this is not the room that tests your emotions because i don't think i would be thriving right now all right show me unyielding will strike me if you can oh he has bombs ready oh is this like a boss fight is he gonna teleport can i just not hit him wait watch this read he's gonna be right here okay that didn't work will you abandon this folly oh is he just testing my will it's just willpower that's all he's testing me it doesn't matter if i have talent or skill as long as i am determined oh it's a real undertale moment isn't it take this piece of the spirit to bind the world once more ew hey volo interesting that you didn't come in with us oh shrouded ruins are these uh all the legendaries in the game but how do we make this red chain adamant has been so clueless throughout these entire lake trials and you know what i relate oh if only the three lake spirits appear to make the red chain for us guys the three lake spirits appeared to make the red chain for us and would you look at that a red chain seems like commander is going to forgo waiting for our investigation to finish he plans to climb mount corn at him whoa the commander is willing to throw hands with god that's raw sad boy quick girl before moving forward i must ask i assume that you're here again because you've managed to learn something of use uh i got this red chain go on she does not know what this does but good thing i explained it alpha take that red chain to mount coronet make your way to the peak and put it into all this you're officially reinstated as your former rank oh sick bad ass hey you guys got run out of the village right but you still try to find a way to help us all yes one make it to the summit camp in and from there the temple of sinnoh to use the red chain to resolve this mess and three return here alive uh she hates dying yeah what if that little girl gave us the master ball that would have been hilarious oh i came here before and they told me no oh they're gonna let me in now oh cause yeah we're in game huh we're going to the top who's that the chef yeah that's the chef while i'm handling that i suppose i'll handle you as well you know what kind of raw i don't feel like this guy wants to like pokemon battle me i feel like he wants to murder me no what the [ __ ] sure is he just wally is he ninja wally oh he is posed up oh really that's how you're opening i'm gonna i'm gonna go fight it myself i don't really have anything here i'm just gonna hydro pump and hope it works never mind i'm not all right well this crunch kills yeah bye-bye or maybe these don't have anything for me or maybe they have something for me see i should get revenge killed and now i throw in something to revenge kill guard of war oh look i threw out my ghost type like whoa how did i come up with that one and now what will he throw out to fight typhlosion oh he doesn't have anything anyways he's sorry save comedo from himself by force if you must whoa and if i do he'll make me potato mochi awesome oh whoa this actually looks pretty dece whoa that's just green god smells bad that pokemon's apparently been sighted through the rift i think we saw god that is like not something you can just casually say all right talk sent into commander commando at the mount coronet's peep that's just a whole bunch of made up words but oh he's got armor he was ready to fight god and if i can be honest if anyone is a fight god why would armor help [Music] a little big man time oh isn't this bird psychic psychic flying i want to fight you come here come here come here uh oh that's not good wait maybe that's good oh that's not good he might actually die here yeah yeah oh oh the burn though the burn the burn oh it's gonna help we got double any get over here earth power is probably one of the most painful looking moves uh oh uh golem uh got some unfortunate news for what's about to happen here bye-bye club fable doesn't really strike me as a i'm prepared to challenge god type of pokemon oh oh alpha the fates have decided i shouldn't have brought clefable huh so am i fighting arceus i don't think so right it's gonna be dialga right because we chose team diamond you hold the red chain try to catch me then human oh is he a vessel god just spoke to me in red text and everything but it's the moment of truth let's hold the red chain okay exposition shots nice oh did we hold the red chain oh dialga hello big man a gigantic man oh and my flip-flops were not prepared for this moment oh but the chain is here and now we will tame the beast that is dialga oh he's level 65 oh i thought god would be a little stronger one of god's like left-hand mans i have a max attack stat and it's super effective it's not stabbed but oh okay roar of time oh my god oh my god that looks fun [Music] so now what wait it's happening again i can hear almighty sinnoh no it's called dialga the frenzied one comes to fight now he went fight it with me oh it's just palacio time right and there he is in the flesh giant weird penis man oh look at him he's so phallic yeah that's that's what i was thinking too all of you we must vacate this god forget that fancy talk book it come on what are you waiting for i'm telling you we gotta get gone i must apologize from the bottom of my heart to both of you as fellow leaders i acted on ill-considered presumptions and drove you from the galaxy expedition team forcing you to face great hardship alone yeah yeah i agree i i agree that you did all those things ding are we gonna make a master ball i feel like we gotta make a master ball right or you gotta obtain origin ore and good thing they told me where to go because i was not paying attention well we've done enough crafting today but now we're going mine and boys we're gonna have to ask you to stop right there you've got to be [ __ ] kidding me what clover we haven't seen you since you walked out of the club whoa they know each other she looks like an angry puppy enough i don't care you know what based you obtained a piece of origin ore wow all right so we just make another pokeball right to fight palkia this reminds me a lot of the beginning of the game and by that i mean i'm not i don't get to play it that is a red ball isn't it this is just a master ball they're not going to call it a master ball but we're just going to catch palacio with it right so if i need dialga for this battle what happens if i just release them right now you can't afford to let that pokemon go okay uh and now let's change the alga's name buchi but first i know we have dialogue well uh a low battery hello he's just chilling oh he's getting on all fours he's ready to what what is he ready for oh my god what happened oh my god that's so cool spear pillar the the ceiling flew off and our dialga is and all the pillars got that that's so sick oh and now what the [ __ ] why is he a horse where did his arms go what what oh okay okay we gotta fight him oh i'm using joycon now this is a little harder it feels a little less less natural on here oh wrong way wrong way now i i that was a joy-con drift moment if i can be completely honest oh god how the [ __ ] you whoa oh my god i this is a joy-con loss doesn't count does not count does not count no i why don't dodge roll into it i don't care my low battery i'm not doing that with joy con [Music] and now we're back it's your regularly scheduled joy-con throw the red ball at him oh now palkia gets the cool pokeball oh but also palpio looks like that so he might just go in the box permanently [Music] ah and now the giant hole in the sky wait i want to fight god how do i do that we face the calamity unlike any we have known but we were able to overcome it by working as one it honestly it was me you know i kind of did everything but we could say it was a team effort if we want to lie that is and now the gang's leaving and normie girl is following just a little bit behind you know with two gods in her pocket this time and one more who's yet to be caught hey we gotta hunt down all of the plates because they have words on them that's how we fight what's up what's up with this foot it's not just me right something's something's wrong right god there's so much of this game left isn't there like i know we beat the game but have we ever really beat the game whoa alva vespa stone plate wow how cool uh we gotta find more plates let's go ask chat something's about to happen on screen and i need you guys to be cool for it all right we're gonna ask her a series of simple questions i'm watching you don't do it don't do it all right seriously simple questions you know what someone's getting banned hello pretty lady then that's that's it no other names that people are going to say or call you we have to catch all the pokemon do you know any other pokemon that we can catch they're pokemon of the lakes of course the crescent moon uh cresselia the volcano uh heatrin and perhaps you might even return to the very beginning what is that i think i'll do the lakes i'll i'll catch the lake guardians first i've had a message from mistress kagita i'm told you're collecting plates of some sort with the merchant volo then we must go to prelude beach meet me there oh where is he he's said to go to the beach oh he's probably the render distance right he'll pop in hey there he is sir we've done this already here you should have this is that a plate oh it might be more appropriate to call this region the sinnoh region would you look at that you know what this this game's awesome i don't care if it looks like [ __ ] i only care a little bit all right so get our first little lake spirit oh hello i'm gonna i'm gonna infernal parade it's just a little weaker than shadow ball and it might burn okay cool oh well that wasn't very hard was it i kind of expected this to be like a a pokemon boss rush but it just feels like i'm playing pokemon snap and here we are with another lake spirit uh i hope this one's not as easy to catch and i'm gonna throw an ultra ball right at the beginning of this mythical fight and you know what we'll see what happens you're [ __ ] kidding me all right this is the last one and it's definitely gonna be harder am i really gonna get away with it again huh all right see we got a challenge on our hands but now you gotta sit and wonder what if that means it's gonna take two balls only one way to find out all right all right we got a challenge on our hand but i think i have solved this game after all wait just ignore that see guys i had to use one move on it first that's where we went wrong we got every lake spirit i feel like we got it whether we wanted to or not they just kind of handed those to us on a silver platter i am floating by the way that girl is hovering oh anyway she is ready for the reggie's she is floating why oh my god i need okay instead of the other reggie's i need this ah i need the steel plate i guess i'll be back huh oh hello what do they want here i'm just looking for a steel plate i do not care about your love life woman i am just here for steel plates oh what is it oh my god he looks his face is so flat all right hello oh god oh this is actually a boss fight all right i probably have to get him out of his little aura whoa oh my god i am just gonna fight him because dying in here would be embarrassing someone would have to get my satchel and know exactly what happened no shot this kills okay and there you have it oh and that's the iron plate yeah we did it and we're floating again aren't we do you know a pokemon named cresselia no well she's incredibly rare pokemon it's no fault of your own that you don't i hate this character oh i love cresselia if you guys haven't known i'm a huge sucker of crescent moons and whoa oh my controls are inverted oh i'm doing a boss fight whoa okay okay god dude oh catching or without that might be sick though i'm down for the challenge oh wait wait wait wait no shot this works but it might work okay it didn't work you honestly you couldn't tell you could not tell that my controls are reversed you probably could there though okay t back for good luck and here we go yo huge that was sick why should give us the dread plate huh one more and would you look at that when you got all three plates ah now we can fight gigas look at this behemoth he's just stanced up waiting for me that sure seems to be a pokemon but let's see what my clairvoyance has to say yep it's a pokemon [Music] wow oh he's sutton i think a close combat would work oh he's slow to get going okay so he does have slow start but boys he's starting giga impact no shot this kills he's slow starting he gets caught here right i've caught stronger pokemon with okay i mean paralysis low health this is a catch it's a guaranteed catch right because i don't miss these oh i actually don't miss these and that's all of them and that's the blank plate well that's like all of them right huh now what if there's yet more you want to know kindly bring me wood chat oh this is cringe i handed over three logs of wood guys just would oh the pixie plate oh another fairy that's weird okay yeah i'll take it oh my god he is pissed hello the great pokemon giratina where do you think it might appear uh probably in an std is my guess oh or template that makes sense you know what i just realized when you really think about it we are essentially pokemon jesus christ that's not even a punch line that's just true all right and to the temple we go we have all the plates so we're not summoning god today we're fighting satan the temple lies in ruins now columns cracked and broken like pillars now turn into spears get it spear pillar you know i dare say you deserve to know what i'm really after by now oh oh oh my god all right let's battle him before we summon satan just another day in pokemon oh that's an insane wait wait uh oh [Music] is that piano i hear [Music] oh my god i wasn't scared until i heard the piano he opens with spirit tube is this just cynthia's team okay you know what i i can't think i'm just gonna fight i i i i you know i never miss these hydro pumps all right oh we almost hit bolo with the two that would have been huge okay yep okay so i died to a grass move here as we expected i i thought a lot more of my moms would die here but you know what uh we're kind of tearing through his team and cynthia's team by proxy so what is it about this bloodline that has a love for garchomp and pianos and that is almost all she oh you know what i can just guard chomp his guard chomp and then nothing's wrong 511 versus six foot my guard shop is insane you know what pianos aren't as scary as i once thought they were oh desean a trimmer a fear oh oh is he getting taken by the whoa he is surprisingly chill about satan himself being behind him giratina strike her down level 70 is not too bad dragon claw oh that's rough that is a rough opener it's just giratina though right wait he's controlling it oh this is a trainer battle this is a trainer battle with seven pokemon though it's a little cheating but uh we'll allow it yeah this is easy goodbye cured but that might kill all right all right [Music] what okay that's it uh good thing this kills uh oh strong dazzling gleam kills oh this kills oh that's it there's not a fourth phase right right i'm not certain anymore no god when do we have oh okay answer me then alpha do you have some dream that propels you as i've had take the plate that started me on this path the plate i once received from giratina you received the spooky plate from lolo which was very civil of him i'd say and now we're done the power of friendship heals all and god smiles upon us one less way how do i catch giratina oh we'll get to that in a little bit all right and here is turn back cave hey satan i'm home oh is this not a boss fight ah i was really hoping to just like you know throw hands with the devil and now we trap the devil in a tiny little ball or maybe not see he scared me he's so scared of me right now oh he knows what's coming at him guys i did it i captured satan i have learned two things today one satan is real two he is my friend uh i still need chirubi and this is one of the few areas true ruby can spawn in a tree whoa [Music] you guys do not know i searched for this pokemon for three hours off stream one step closer to god we did it boys you know what good detour god approves oh cutscene which pokemon would you like to hear about oh the genie time and now let's find a genie oh it's the last airbender hello he's very small compared to the oh my god it feels like i'm playing in a laggy connection because he is just he's just clipping all around oh i jesus christ jesus christ no no no no no no no [Music] you saw nothing so first things first we know that we got gotta take care of the alpha glaily and it helps if you are the epitome of stealth i i didn't mean to do that who sees me oh my god that was a jump scare that was a genuine jump scare i'm so smart no witnesses he still doesn't see me for i am the epitome of stealth every time i get close to attack not clearly we are in battle mode though and this is probably the easiest he had attacked first that sucks you know like we could paralyze him but i feel like i'm a pretty lucky guy not today though and he's pissed oh god okay well i just have to catch him before he kills me or loses paralysis half of those things are not going well see it's that easy huh what a fun boss fight to not struggle on oh a space-time distortion seems to be forming okay well i guess we're gonna go do that you can also get a sunstone by digging with ursulina i i know that's true but that's so goddamn boring i tried tried that for like 15 minutes and i was i just gave up whoa whoa god does have favorites and it's me i'm out i'm completing my pokedex i needed that sunstone so long if you just wish for it ladyluck will return it like if you believe in her she will believe in you it would be so much easier if this was scripted oh wait there he is hello hello wait this is so much easier oh my god do you see this he's teleporting this this dude is definitely hacking oh we're in a battle all right okay all the annoying stuff is now over and i sent out my oh i hope he doesn't thunderbolt me oops and that's it you just gotta call it another easy boss fight oh no there he is landorus this one's probably the easiest one right and that's why i saved it for last i think this is good i think if this doesn't crit he's in red okay hear me out guys if i do agile dazzling gleam he doesn't die this time i promise see there you go and that's landorus i have straight up asked like friends who have shown me video proof of where they found bonsley and it was where i was looking he just did not want to come out when i'm playing i have caught literal gods yet bonsley bonsley is the one that escapes me [ __ ] you have one chance tell me where he is tell me tell no no no do not play dumb with me i know i know you know where he is tell me tell me all right he knows nothing maybe bonsley is the final boss in the post-post game maybe i have to fight god before i can fight bonsley what is it what could it be bonsley he's real yes that's boxley the myth the man the legends a pokemon rarer than god and twice as strong just look at this box i don't see a single mistake here hello ma'am i maxed out the dax for all three genies what if there was a fourth genie whoa there's a fourth genie oh oh oh that's a pokemon why can't i just throw a ball at her right here oh it's because she just walked away all right we're dropping boys there goes nothing and is that stunky fighting oh okay he is fighting for her and now i'm poisoned because this little stock okay wow oh and i forgot the fight's not over the final boss of the game he's fighting a noble fight it's just not enough game's almost done huh huh what is in here though because i know that there is a shaman in darkrai quest but that's from having sword and shield and brilliant diamond save data right uh so this is a new switch so now that i'm looking at this game i think legends arceus has made me like go back to sword and shield like it didn't look that bad after all did it and uh we are gonna save our progress with one minute on the clock and that that's save data right and that is save data for pokemon brilliant diamond shining pearl back to legends arceus i think we will buy one final outfit just powerful enough to fight god two thousand years and now we are truly ready to fight god with our last drip of the session uh that really took like half an hour didn't it and now we gotta investigate the dark spirit oh he looks he looks kind of sick relatively speaking uh i'm sure i need pokemon but uh you know what i i got i got this i got this no no no put me to sleep that's how i die oh no shot that works believe it or not i have them right where i want them i know it might not look like it but you just have to trust so uh maybe it maybe it's not easy okay so you know what new plan we're just gonna do this and it's gonna work once when i was little i got lost here in the obsidian woods i was wandering around in tears when i stumbled just give me the shaymin quest please is this the field you dude she could really not find this on her own oh yeah daddy little shaman he's clipping through all the flowers can i just be the epitome of stealth hello shaman whoa whoa this is a boss fight huh can i just do this no shot right what about again uh this does not involve you beautifly okay get in there uh now where's shaymin i lost him he can run why the epitome of stealth i'm starting to think that my no pokemon is not a good strategy yeah i don't think my no pokemon routes good but now with a little damage and some paralysis i feel like there's no reason for shame it's not staying the ball you know i only need one more pokemon but the problem is i have to get all of these wisps which suck well that's it it's spirit tomb time wow you've gathered every last one of them yes i have okay but now now we got to meet here right how about the wisp there are actually 108 of them i've been holding on to the last one could you put in the odd keystone with the others uh-huh but wait before that well alpha what do you think of me i don't i don't know her was she dead was she even real but i guess now it's time to fight spirit tomb ah you sensed the presence of a strange pokemon i found him oh and that's it that's every pokemon in the game well every pokemon except one what a fun journey it's been honestly i see he wants us to ascend to heaven but little does he know that we have a little taste of hell prepared for him whoa this is beautiful and there he is god himself or is he a false prophet for we have a beast that not even god would feel comfortable facing he just texts me hey look up you know what i don't know why i thought it would be as simple as a pokemon battle a mysterious bomb okay whoa whoa whoa i'm getting i'm being judgmented oh holy [ __ ] chill bro chill oh oh this is new oh god that's terrifying whoa no no you know i'm not gonna sit in the pokemon yet i'm gonna save him i'm gonna preserve him wait what was this oh send it to pokemon it's time god you are not ready for this big plans here i got big plans you know what bonsley is gonna calm mine oh wait he doesn't use the move does he he just okay so uh bonsley not even gonna get hit by okay the run is not over what no no no no don't tell me i died in the cutscene it's over right it's over right oh and thou has done well to seek out all pokemon as thou walkest why does he talk like that and give me a smartphone and i receive the legend plate it allows that pokemon to gain the power of every type there is whoa arceus it's time to get in the ball [Music] oh oh we caught arceus so just like that we captured god [Music] and arceus you

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