Attempting ANOTHER Random Pokémon Nuzlocke...

Pokemon nuzlocks are simple just don't lose idiot and that's coming from probably the best nuzlocker in the world since I have completed every challenge I've ever set out on except for one my random Emerald Nuzlocke but today I will redeem myself by nuzlocking and randomizing my way through Pokemon black but similarly to my last run I was presented with a devastating choice I think I think it would be a little unfair no we've done this before let's have a new run wait does that mean my rival gets oh why did I do that no [Music] no come on Dragon rage we're here Dragon Rage 2 and just like that I've already lost so it's back to the drawing board to re-randomize the game and desperately hope that this run goes a little bit better a little worried okay you're [ __ ] kidding me so I chose combustion and just hope for the best why does she always get the legendary always every time without fail she gets the legendary okay they're gonna use bite because of course they're faster than me uh Ember burn huge okay so this run is already on attempt two which is not what I expected Bianca I'm a good trainer who got a Pokemon and everything I can totally I think I think she should listen to her parents no I think they're right you should stay home just keep that zakarum nice and warm under your pillow I I don't think you need to go on an advice okay so after nearly losing a second run we got our Pokedex and nicknamed our combuscany shortened version of Aegis best girl oh and if you can't tell I'm naming every Pokemon after subscribers so um maybe you could be featuring the next run and hey who knows maybe even die and it is Riolu okay I thought that said rio the Emancipation Pokemon I was like there is some lore I am not aware of all right Jake big baby I feel like as long as I use the name I was provided we're good so after a little bit of the story a fun little infight and a new encounter named wimi The Run was looking good all Intel in town for the final boss known as Beyond be also this is where I get hard punished for not knowing enough is Dragon rage it has Dragon rage I wipe here all right Dragon race all right there we go and then we white this isn't even our starter I told you hit the legendary this has nothing to do with taking the legendary she literally picked a different legendary am I sacrificing my whole team oh my God oh my God oh look how could I have played around that like I know that she had ryko but why the [ __ ] she got Zekrom so after conquering Bianca the God of Thunder our journey finally started the hardest Pokemon randomizer in documented history and trust me it doesn't get much easier either oh don't show me Reshiram whatever you do well at least it's not a legendary just a fully evolved demon which somehow became a trend as all of our early battles were exclusively against fully evolved Pokemon well at least until we were spared your combustion does not do well against grasspoke are we sure so out of every possible Pokemon The Stranger gifted us a crow Gunk that we named V-Max all while preparing for our very first gym battle that shouldn't have anything go wrong in the slightest yeah I think we're good here oh my God there's three of them whoa I want to push them all down at varying Heights of stairs I don't know about you but that's how I feel I'm sure some people really like them and that's fine we are just two different people for some reason Latios oh my God luckily all audios had was a side strike that dealt minimal damage as we chipped down itself only to do it again before big babies stepped in to clean it up so after punting an additional skip balloon we somehow collected our first gym badge and Jesus Christ can we just talk about what we've been through in the past 30 minutes at least we got cut that opened up a new potential encounter but first please please no no no no oh oh okay she spared us oh God I just heard Boss music play as soon as she walked up just genuine fear every time she's on screen ah so now that that's over we gotta stop some cultists assaulting a fetus alongside another fully evolved Pokemon so let's just ignore the plot for now and move on to our next encounter Porygon oh okay every time we see an encounter stuff start rolling in I see uh sham Jam uh yeah Jammer are you good with Jammer honestly my favorite part about randomizer is just sing what else you could have gotten because like I like the Porygon oh we could have gotten Zekrom okay so there was one better option in there and then we fought Sharon who just had a hamster and some dumbass cat I don't really think it's a secret to the stronger rival is I can't believe he replaced my champ with leopard yeah it's a bold Choice fortunately we had a couple encounters lined up starting with a ground type finally something to combat all of Bianca's electric legendaries and the most recent sub is I saw Shattuck Jesus Christ so after nearly getting swept in a double battle somehow we ran into perhaps our most tragic encounter yet Registeel [Music] guys I know it explodes I know it does but what if I catch it if I swap it probably will explode if I catch now so here's a okay but I guess like according to this calc this deal is 86 to 104 so there is a chance that I I die but I'm a high roller at the end of the day it could work there's always a chance [Music] okay that's kind of what I expect see see the calc was right and after wasting my first calc and Pokemon history to an explosion I decided to see what else I missed out on and it was just I don't know a suicune Grovyle Among Us archeops like I was robbed but hey I found a nebulite oh and Shadow Ball so we put those items to use evolved wemi found a high value Paris and prepared ourselves for the second gym I had four members in this Library each of them has a question can you solve the questions and come find me that was the first question what is the first Pokemon you met in this gym [Music] I don't know it's a randomizer after solving a seemingly impossible puzzle it was time to face off against Lenora with a Flawless plan we're going to use stunts for and then we're gonna spam Fury cutter oh he lost ggs yeah if you're paralyzed once in this battle you lose I missed [Music] okay that doesn't kill anymore I think yeah Paris dies here that's great oh well so we didn't lose the Pokemon it wasn't it wasn't even a Pokemon we needed to sack I just didn't care I'll be honest that oh my gosh okay well we almost lost her [Music] yeah that was a bad one we lost two Pokemon to a core fish that was on its dying breath that one was extremely bad he was paralyzed I didn't need a quick attack I could just use Force Palm yeah that was a throw losing ariolu was devastating well mainly because he was the closest thing we had to a starter since uh you know that loss was careless sure I know but I can overcome this downfall no matter what switch set might be telling me we can get a new encounter everything will be fine chat it's a Nuzlocke Things Are Meant To Die rioli was not meant to die though I will say these bloody hands eventually caught a new meta type that we'd never use before making it to castelia City Alpha do you care about back seating or should I tone it down I'm just gonna give you a guess I'm just gonna give you a shot in the dark yeah so I was still fighting with Chad over the whole Riolu thing but thank God we managed to find a corsola obviously the secret ingredient for taking down Team Galactic and after their Sinister Sideshow we enter the third gym when as expected ever everything went wrong all over again okay Shadow Ball's good here psychic's also good from Jirachi alright couldn't have played around that one all right maybe we can oh I got Serene Grace now okay oh good to know I had Serene Grace though okay well don't one shot me please okay well I die in Two holy [ __ ] what do I do oh my God I get wiped here hold up maybe I can evolite the evil I can tank a hit Swift that's good they probably just saw the kill and went random uh if I can get a yawn here oh I probably should have tried to Encore that and then yawn oh thank you oh my god dude we could have gotten swept we could have gotten swept by that Jirachi that true dude oh no we're good we're good that random Jirachi could have wiped a Haxorus oh so it doesn't get any easier does it I'm gonna use the same Strat super tanky vigoroth scary face we yawn and then at least okay we live another Dragon rage if that's the highest damaging movie has okay hey damage World got it luckily after surviving that it's not like the actual gym leader could be much harder right just a Torterra who died a Giannis crafty nearly killed our entire team and to top it off lissy you're [ __ ] kidding me still still no count no death so we put it asleep and murdered in broad daylight like everything else and if you haven't noticed vigoroth's yawned in a murder combo is somehow the life support keeping this entire run alive and we could use some new emotional attachment because of reasons despite losing corsola in that gym the Riolu death is so so sad though yeah I was still not over that Riolu death it keeps it interesting you're right you're right the run is interesting is what I have to keep telling myself so after fighting Team Plasma an impossible gym you might think we're done with this city right well you would be incredibly wrong okay she doesn't open with her starter right [Music] how why is he oh okay so we get a ground type to solve the legendary electric problem and this is a [ __ ] Zapdos okay slack off here it can't kill me uh it does not have the power to kill me but holy [ __ ] is this thing a bastard all right Zappos instead we got through Zapdos that's fine now so we know what comes next okay at least you should have Zekrom anymore you know like that's the Silver Lining I think she's out of legendary Electric types that she could possibly have see okay chat to really stress how insane her team has been this is the first non-legendary she has ever had Bianca is the scariest trainer and all of you know and we're not done we're not done we're not done okay no after Mass death no aftermath [Music] oh look I know that I could just use items but my ass is running back to the Pokey Center so after surviving Bianca the God of Thunder yet again weed conquered Sharon the god of mediocrity as well at least we had some good encounters lined up for our heavily damaged team like Blaster the Crocker rock and Cosmic the sawaddle our randomized run was finally turning up and not even an under leveled pharaoh seed could stop us don't tell me I just lost all right [ __ ] dude well I was excited about that encounter oh but don't worry it gets worse oh my God oh my God oh my God don't do we get swept by a [ __ ] pharaoh seed well they go both our ground types look it happens and randomizes it happens it's hard look here's the thing there were two paths to get over here and I just picked wrong no surprise after making it to nabasa City we had to fight a few more plasma grunts then what do you need dude every time she pops up her theme is a final boss playlist anyways our next goal was to evolve swaddle and again to levani right before a massive catch in a confer griegas named Wayne 3D just in time too oh thank God oh oh I got so scared yeah okay yeah let's go just in time to meet up within and go on a little Ferris wheel date for some reason all right why are we battling wait why am I battling in I actually don't which is honestly a pretty fair question given that we were just on a date oh the text didn't work there's no dialogue am I supposed to press a through it it's Meloetta All Things Considered this fight was a lot easier than anything Bianca's thrown at us so far so after his defeat in turns into a dating Sim and we enter the fourth gym running into a shaman in the first battle was just expected at this point but nothing was as scary as finding an enemy Wobbuffet so I just use Willow has been spammed Haze for 16 turns in a row until that bastard died a slow and miserable death but when it came to the actual gym leader that fight was a piece of cake God damn it how just kidding why would it be I always have to play around crit we're good ladios dies just the fact that we can kill audios is good all right as long as she doesn't have another legendary we should be good well at least it can only get easier from here nope nah uh you know what I think his early moveset kind of sucks I think we might be good here look I don't know how I stumbled into the most brutal randomizer in existence but trust me when I say that I wear this deathless fourth badge With Honor so now it's about time where Sharon decides to battle us again and this dude cannot catch a break all right Stantler all right going crazy I'm gonna open with my ghost type who probably could not damage me at all so we murdered his whole team and torched a Stantler just like how he handled the Wobbuffet ah look you have to send out sampler oh buddy we are in for a long game ahead of us all right I mean you're doing great buddy you're doing great yeah keep them coming if anything we all agree he's determined bro that Stantler thinks he's on the team he thought he was doing something which can only mean one thing time to listen to the theme of drift failed City and for the first time in this run God was truly starting to smile down on us all right give me something good give me something good cause oh my God we could use it we could use it oh oh not only did I find a samurai named donut hole but I also took home a drill bird drill though wait no no hold up drill though is it just in time to explore the legendary Gauntlet of unova's Cold Storage is someone in there uh I don't know bro you you walked up the same time I did we have a lot of battles ahead of us and this is really scary this could be anything not this one though Sula Vani why what do you mean Levine I was right I was absolutely right there I just asked why okay that's fair I'm sorry I went in on you sorry oh my God bro vigoroth is our our carry without vigoroth we lose like 90 of these fights but he died to a core fish I cannot believe we really died to a [ __ ] dead Corpus what is with it in here oh thank God clay showed up I could not handle another Mewtwo the Deoxys Rayquaza it could have been anything so we leveled up our team and set out to conquer drift fail City's pride and joy dude every single trainer in this game is terrifying like that's the problem I guess that's what I get for randomizing but holy [ __ ] you could have healthier you know hypothetically hypothetically speaking that could be Palkia so now we had to Wrangle up our team and challenge the fifth gym leader and I'm gonna ask how do you think it went you could have anything golet okay okay you know see that's the thing with the randomizer sometimes you get Latios sometimes you get Kara blast and I'll be honest I think we are long overdue for a caroblast ace fangs are finally turning up for us with five gym badges in hand and a smile on my face it was time for things to start going wrong all right dude Bianca needs trigger warning on her this shit's terrifying this time we let our resident ghost annihilate her primeape our bug scissor her dog our donut wet her crust and I don't know why this all had to sound dirty but then we used drill though [Music] bro she was trolling for that team holy why'd she bench Zekrom what she bent Zapdos I'm not following and now we got fly all right ggs see the game's coming together honestly we still had Lucario the whole I can't keep saying that I can't keep saying that I'm just not over it our next destination was Char Stone cave where we encountered my favorite Pokemon of all time who never made it onto the team foreign every time she's on screen it's a genuine jump scare I never know what she's about to do next she terrifies me so after fighting in the plasma Coliseum we torched a Stantler unsurprisingly fought Legends really huh really that's what we're doing now and then relive trauma guys be cool I don't think you understand what we're dealing with here and after that one we finally evolved weemi no I don't think so so hear me out for us vigoroth is essentially just a support Pokemon and we need both turns like trust me we need it when the time comes sure we can bring out the big gun since this thing has the stats of a legendary and we even have a mummy slacking gimmick on our hands so within and his beloved Son Kern out of the way we made it to miss trouten City and finally caught a legend of Our Own [Music] same stats as cast form oh that's so sad that's so sad yeah it gets tailglow but like oh dude what a of all the rare mythical legendary Pokemon come on we deserve better anyways we climbed a tower rang a bell and showed up to skyless airport circus that is definitely not up to regulation and declared war on her beloved pets alright it's time to believe send out Butterfree against extra girl okay we won the counterfeit so that's good it's just a blind guess Butterfree dies we're getting counter picked here so if they have like a fire type or something like that it's coming out uh nice edging on the drill though uh all right what does Skyla have for us swallots it kind of felt like a breeze in the past couple gyms but the beginning was rough the beginning was terrifying but hey that's another deathless gym leader so with another badge in hand we had a fight Sharon and you already know how that goes but with fly as a tool I decided to backtrack to Old routes and check out all of the new encounters that have now opened up nothing special or anything you know just a clang Slowking hat shiny hitmontop Kakuna Swampert fracture and a weird dog in a cage oh oh that that's not supposed to be a legendary they're all swapped that could have been Pichu and we don't need it but before we could continue on with the plot we had to fight a hiker holding a Deoxys so after that we caught a Trico and weighed our options I just want to see what else is in here it could have been Kyurem okay yeah that's a pretty good encounter it could have been kirim I'm glad we explored all other options but no we're happy with Trico because why would we ever get a legendary for this run that's just what our opponents do then I navigated through this hellish Labyrinth rearranged our team and raised towards the next gym in my path oh dude every trainer terrifies me you don't know what they're gonna have this dude could be sporting either like silkoon or Groudon it could it's either one of the two come on come on give me something easy get give me something simple what no [Music] how no but no way why has the whole run been like this one Groudon later and the rest of the gym was a genuine Cakewalk but of course in every Pokemon game after you collect the seventh gym badge you gotta play for the plug oh wow Pokemon Black and White have such good stories shut up you just do we really play this game for the plot so let's just keep moving and murder this grunts prize Piplup before a round of motion sickness and a confrontation with Zekrom whoa they have models for this part wait that's not a model wait that is that that is but in wasn't either way looks nice he looks terrifying which is a lot to say for someone who's about to turn into a Magikarp in like two minutes so how about that eighth gem huh nope back to the desert we go where we witnessed a crime scene met a cult leader called a MILF and finally found a chance go back to playing the game foreign [Music] games looking nice catching a bag on is great no but was it enough to prepare us for Bianca's Final Stand uh-oh okay guys it's all come to this Plasma in the champion the Elite Four none of it matters all that matters is if we can make it out of this fight alive okay uh they can't I I think I'm just gonna yawn here so I can switch into something safe and then she brought natu one shot please one shot please okay Bianca was way scarier early game man he boxed all of her legendaries but all right easy sweep and now the end of our story could finally begin but first we had one last encounter remaining who wants this cursed Pokemon hmm the first name I see right here don't make it awful please there are children watching eh when it came to the eighth and final gem our team thoroughly proved their dominance as you'd expect in the late game of a randomized run but when it came to the Gym's leader he opened with his typical dragon and then decided to change it up with the whalmer but most importantly a Landorus who used Swords Dance twice all right I can't AquaJet and win I have to surf I have to surf okay all the tension just pulled out from under the rug all right well we just got lucky we just got lucky that's all that happened [Music] and because of that we had another deathless run now that we have all eight badges we caught a dragon of our own said goodbye to our sleep paralysis demons and ventured off towards Victory roads a bear witness to our final Encounter of the game laughs [Music] so after picking up the ryko that we can only assume Bianca released it was time to navigate through victory road all before constructing the perfect team for the Elite Four after a solid hour of training and team building our final party featured none other than drill though Wayne 3D Cosmic and a debut from shmoopy to the Swampert might Shield the Salamence and a freshly evolved Choice banded Giga impacting slacking so needless to say after all four trials are unova's ultimate Pokemon League nobody died except lavany but since this is Gen 5 the in has only just begun as in conquered the champion and I didn't really read the dialogue so I don't know what's happening here but I do know that we fight back whatever evil doings are being evil done by replacing levani and challenging in ourselves starting with zekrum hi Zach Rome and Jesus Christ the sleep paralysis demon for my nightmares oh my God it's haunted me all the way towards the end of the game this is where Bianca just walks in the frame goes oh there you are oh okay what is it gonna be [Music] [Music] the strongest Pokemon in the world so after being reunited with Babu yet again now it was finally time to challenge and whose final Pokemon was a level 50 male Combi this is the comedy when it comes to randomized nuzlocks because you prepare yourself with the absolute most soundproof team and then the final battle at the end is against a male Kung bee and Dot Zekrom and I were beaten facts facts you and your male Colby and now we're in the dating Sim okay thank you in uh we still got one more fight left if you don't mind me all right final fight oh do we get healed in between these because if not uh oh [Music] okay he's like here it comes my ultimate move go Staryu uh oh yeah I got outplayed I absolutely did now what does he send uh [Laughter] okay well actually [ __ ] this I'm just gonna Dragon claw okay crit all right okay all right not that scary [Music] oh all right all right now we're done with legendaries all right that has to be the last legendary the whole run Bianca's not about to roll okay Magnemite though uh oh and just like that you can just assume that we won this fight because well we did uh-huh [Music] so we did a chat Against All Odds and this is normally where I monologue about how difficult the journey was and it was until it wasn't honestly I think we can all agree here that Bianca should take over as the Unova Champion since um we're gonna be a bit busy soon exploring entirely New Frontiers and I'll be live streaming all of it see you bye [Music]

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Length: 29min 11sec (1751 seconds)

Published: Sat Nov 12 2022