Pokémon Shield; the whole adventure

I don't I don't know I wish we didn't even have to pick a trainer wish we could just be like default Wobbuffet so hey everybody it's been a while since we have actually been in like the swing of things on Alpha redd+ so we only appeal to smart people and if you're smart you don't complain about the dialogue because you can read it yourself so if you complain you're stupid this is my general impression of the game so far cuz I get to the third gym that's especially I did not know hop was his name they have a poster of one of their son's above the mantle and all of his trophies yeah I'm really into hops family a lot more than I thought I would I've talked about my step-brother on this channel before for those a dilmer but he lost a truck he is the one that lost the truck and then got my car because he lost his truck yeah I wouldn't count them either Oh frame drops that's a nice fat 20 frames per second I don't mind that there's dialogues I get those people that like the story in yadda yadda but for me it's if you go back to the old games its ya go to professor's Oaks house you get the poker ball and then you leave yeah that's it here it's we're just we're what 10 minutes of this video and we're just now seeing rookie his name semicolon well we'll get us to him I : to you it'll be okay okay we're gonna put that monkey in a cage and we're gonna leave him there I don't want plain of the apes I don't want to eat that do you think he's gonna be insulted when we take his starter and just save [ __ ] this we release see me like a child guard never like you let go of a chow oh it's gonna be so heartbreaking you really want to send him out with a stick in a bag alright fun man would really like just to have a I have played pokémon before option yeah you can just check mark and if you say yes it removes hop from the game entirely you know let's have another debate in the comments uh whose Pokemon gin eight best girl cuz you guys are probably passionate about that with your [ __ ] I've only met one girl on this game so far I think I like Sonia but she the girl he's the professor oh not the old professor but the young one you know I don't like old women yeah women suck yeah if you're watching this and you're old you're old my job tell you we pay him hey wait we pay him yeah kind of I always pay him later than everybody else like every month I'm gonna keep doing it later and later until he notices and then if he doesn't we just don't pay him that's genius you want to break up with someone you know you can just not talk to them ever again yeah I mean I'm married but I'm still probably dating this girl from kindergarten you know oh yeah I'm still dating Jenna technically speaking Jenna if you're watching this it's over well she's married now that Jo that doesn't mean anything Dylan told me about his sex ed because he comes from the smallest school of all of us he said there's sex ed coach held up a what is it like a net that you have in volleyball and you said all right this is condom they'd hear our tennis balls those are the sperm cells now throw the tennis balls through the net see they go through the net don't have sex I remember that they made us watch this PSA though and it was like penis service announcement yeah exactly but it was the guy from a Family Matters Jaleel White yeah him and the other cast member their brother oops did I [ __ ] her ID an order or pregnancy eventually we get the Y Kong and there's a wonder trade wanted to trade a groupie and we just take whatever we are I'm game I'm game dude I just can't believe we took just punctuation and made it the most established bit on the our entire Channel honestly we just screwed that we've ruined everyone's brain we're in the comments it's always so funny very it is I definitely feel like the Alpha redd+ fan bases probably one of the coolest fan bases I've ever seen of anything because everyone is collectively in on the same joke yeah we all collectively act dumb yeah but we're all in it together yeah it's like I'm sure there's some that are genuine mm-hmm but some are you're really committed to the bit it's hard to tell the difference yeah that's beautiful no I love flirting with that gray area our channel is the gray area of calm let's be honest yeah are you tired of cancer well with this code you can get 30 days of free chemo but then they kind of gets you in with like when you sign up for an account they're like seven day free trial but give us your credit card number because we're gonna charge it if it runs out and you forget to cancel it yeah dude forgetting to cancel chemo Oh that'd be rough a lot of money man yeah but also like chemo for a month isn't enough so they kind of like be like well then that's when you just get a different email you know there you go there you go yeah but the doctors didn't think about that see Bernie Sanders injurying they don't understand how health care works we really understand it okay so this is what you do steve carell you're running for president you commit to Michael Scott you get the number-one president mug you bring it to every debate but here's the kicker if you work a deal with Netflix and you run your campaign trailer before every episode of the office you want to get Fresno and Tyler if you think we can make a trade I guess you know why I think let's just message Clint and be like hey you borrow our editor we'll just try a well trade him we'll trade him we didn't even throw like oh we'll shout you out to shout out to Clint Steve that's the Clinton present a will pay you will give you Tyler salary and Tyler if you're looking for a new job which you are cuz you're fired I wonder if he watches us he'll message us if he watches it if not we should fire him because he doesn't watch all of our work okay Tyler today you have 24 hours 24 hours okay you have 24 hours if you don't message me apologizing if you don't do that you're fired oh wait what's that one that's a Wooper there we go there's a Wooper what [ __ ] wait an order crabby oh god yeah dirty I know think about how I feel anyone ghastly I don't know okay Haunter is kind of cool though Igor's pretty good you know what I mean yeah I'm back on it I think we should tweet out a code and ask someone to trade our Haunter and see if they give it back because there is a chance they just take it and leave right yeah and then we can like roast a person if they don't ya feel bad but I do think that that is the true way to get a game gar is trust you can't all just do it yourself with a link Kate well we have to earn it yeah exactly all right what do you got wonder trade houki Haunter that'd be funny then we trade it back yeah what if it's like self fulfilling puberty yeah it's a it's placebo yeah like you only have purity because you think someone told you you could grow hair in your body and you're like we'll see I'll show you and then you're like me who really can't grow body hair and you just think you're still having gone through puberty do you give it beard well that's on my face but like on like dude look at my chest like a very very bare chest yeah boy a little bit you put your shirt back on if you one you've had it off this whole recording session it's kind of weird he's a little hot in here so I mean if you would just turn they see in your house it is on Joe you're just a freak goodbye Elise it's all yours Thank You Elise you won the giveaway this is poor Elise coach trade the ghastly now I am in utter disbelief about that's literally they come help me Pokemon are in the game I know that is the one we wanted what if Alicia sent back Reggie okay but this is to Frank though alright Frank I thought my semicolon to you [Laughter] there are no repercussions of this world hello Sonia she just appears to remind people to go look at porn of her right now well there goes our viewers yep all right good bye just come back when you're done oh I want to see your back I didn't have to dab right there you actually did though I did we don't have face came on but I would feel bad lying to the people okay I want to confront you about this idea that I had yes just go on go ma'am so can we please do a just dance let's play without face game without face camp I think we should do a let's play with only face cam no gameplay and we just describe what's happening okay so this is twitch channel I follow that that's what they do nice shout to my blind viewers let's go like cut off his eyes cut off his eyes okay so just make it like awkward head room I I could go scroll up get it like in the middle of his eyes congratulations you guys there's the [ __ ] official card if anyone comes up to us at a convention we attend and asked us to sign one of those we'll be happy and I'll just do it I also have pretty much anything I'm still new to internet and him so please feed my ego yeah I think the weirdest thing I sign or offered to sign was a prosthetic I had to turn that one down yeah understandable I was just too weirded out by that I don't think I could sign up I don't what plug was probably second on that list but the Buffalo is significantly less weird yeah but they were also very polite because they were still in the wrapping so they were like it's not used yeah yeah I feel like that you can assume that with a butt plug and now that I say that someone's gonna come up yeah I don't know do not bring those butt plugs yeah I will not sign that or wear it that I feel like that one was just a given to know how easy you Joe and aya likes who really flirt with toxic masculinity a lot with her casual conversation you know it's really bad whenever we travel and we have to room with each other because then it's like if we're in a hotel room and I'm like oh I had to change shirt don't look and he goes you want me to look don't you and I'm like no but you would want to look how you watch love is worth yes I know that was a lie I haven't okay it's pretty much oh you mean the anime the other yes like yeah it's kind of like that but liking each other and just trying to get the other one to admit that they're gay yeah can we talk about how my instinct is a lie back down even though I was rude I don't get what he is he's just a mascot it's just like any sporting event mascot but ball guy 560 560 would oh my god get it yeah so like classic hear me out classic hear me out five sixty five sixty one who asked an original joke by us it's a different I've always said it I accidentally pressed 11 whatever all right if I oh I was gonna run with it alright [ __ ] all you guys are gonna be super nerd idiots yeah like youth look at us just this thing about who you're dealing with you really think we were just go for 561 where to stop did you what you mean to say I was I couldn't decide between saying smart and dumb it's so smoke interesting just interesting are we gonna do the other stuff that you're talking about between recordings where we just wonder trade our highest Pokemon oh no no so before we started this recording I thought it'd be very interesting to do a Nuzlocke but call it like a wonder law when you first make it to the wild area you catch six Pokemon and you wonder trade all of them we do me a favor yeah we could we'll loop you catch six Pokemon you wonder trade all of them and that's your team for the rest of the game but after each gym leader you have to wonder trade away your highest level Pokemon so you will never have more than six Pokemon the entire game and I think that's very funny why does he have this so high level and he has like half the experience point you can probably catch it yeah what wait I thought he just caught he a level 38 no he caught this a level 10 why always a mash in me you know what they say can't mind game the mindless oh my god yeah doesn't brilliant philosophy thank you it's true I hate hop so much I hate him so much look I'm told how you feel you suck he just talks non-stop iein granted that's our job but it's different for us yeah we get paid for hops just doing it for fun yeah and that's bad like before let's play I never talked I don't think I said I'm worried before I talked to the mic my first words was hey guys yo look at that Google Fiber though that hour-long video taken four minutes to upload Jesus Christ isn't that beautiful okay you want to hear a terrible story yes i streamed on Friday for the so you did I didn't know yeah so I didn't get to tweet it out or anything cuz I I don't have twitter shouts to that one student he knows who he is [ __ ] but Clark's student a [ __ ] I'm sorry that's fine he's definitely not my student oh he's don't even in any of my classes [ __ ] decide the street on Friday and I live in a trailer very far away from people because I live in the pretty much boondocks yeah high country so my internet was terrible but I was like you know what there's people who have won me the stream I'm gonna show them why I didn't want to stream this entire time so I did a [ __ ] speedrun Yeah right I finished at 46 minutes uh-huh and then I got in the discord and started voice calling because like hey what time is it for you guys there on the 20 minute mark hole someone's gonna find this one I really hope somebody got one of these I like dude I wouldn't I what I want so bad is for a fan to have gotten one of these going up to dragon pokémon that's a semi that's a pseudo legendary what you know like the drew that's the dragon knight of this region these are what so counts okay story locks is okay that looks pretty good I will glut anus on altar roll so it's probably really good I'm probably like level 30 he's gonna be like level 26 or like 60 all right let's put our level 60 Snorlax in our party hey man we don't get to we don't make the rules just follow them whoo Cyndi's good meeting 7-7 oh this is this is making Japan alright it's gonna be a good pokémon I stand by what I said that Combee no cutie flight right okay let's let's hear this pokemon out okay yeah we can keep it I love the balance that uh miss miss tribution you like that word yeah I made it up miss distribution miss tribution miss tribution perhaps you mad bro mad bro you bro be mad whoo-oop he's right act like you're not mad but join in next time for our top 10 Pokemon trolls gone wrong I just wanted to let it roll a little bit longer because it look like we made a fade to black yeah me wouldnt edit this video dude I'm so upset whenever Duncan didn't let us keep all that and you know we want to talk about our Duncan ad well let's talk about the whole thing I really want to point out that no one ever pointed out that me and major were holding he has the beginning yeah no one did and that's upset me so I think this is on the main Alpha red channel it is called stage builder was a mistake like for three or four they gave us a PowerPoint presentation on what it meant to be a part of the Duncan fandom because they said they only wanted to work with people who already a part of the established Duncan fandom and Wow just just wow I I feel like I need to disclose the fact that I lied on that part so you dude cutting out prizes so big dude that's the strat I tell everyone because I've cut out fries and I don't really pop and I've got like 30 pounds everyone I tell to like lose weight they're like my eating liars [ __ ] like oh just don't eat sides I forgot to sync this episode wait alright that's how we sync episodes by the way and magic that it just happens at the 6 minute mark in this episode but hey showbiz baby I really want to bring that back I keep saying go visit that's showbiz baby I really keep wanting to bring it back but I just forget about it and then three months later and I'm like ah that's showbiz baby comments just don't let me forget yeah just back in May June July I got bored I would just go through today's comments and now it's just like oh did we help heads Tyler uploaded up uploaded yet yes Tyler yeah let's just ship the blame from not me but to Tyler oh is it you yeah the videos are done well I've always just blamed Tyler I mean I'm gonna continue blaming in because it's nicer to not take the blame isn't it nice that we just get to a not grind at all you take a Wally the worst part thank you for asking me the question as soon as you saw me I was waiting for you to grab the water straw good ask the question so Joe how's healthcare healthcare all right right like so all that water so quickly I I know oh but anyways I'm waiting for you to take yours I'm holding the water in front of my mouth and I'm not gonna do anything I'm waiting to it for you to start talking so I can drink that's what you're supposed to do I mean you set me up with health care the whole goddamn garbage [ __ ] you that's like a mini shot you're like a 16 year old girl thing that she drinks and she's taking like the tiniest sip so I feel really bad because um a lot of my comedy is really harsh yeah I mean it's dry which is the nicer word but it's cutting dry it's yeah a lot of people they'll say something and I see something back and sometimes I don't know where the line is and something that I think is funny is actually me shouts TK phenomenal guy just Iike yeah but he asked me if I wanted to take a shot with him and I go no he goes why not I go because I'm not a seventeen year old girl in my mom's basement [ __ ] hilarious but he just goes oh god damn I don't want to take a shot at you anyways damn that's like oh no no it's a white fine I went to the bar and asked for two shots and I was like hey TK I got you one he goes I don't even want your shot now so then I took both I was a cool guy move right there man Thunder was really fun yeah I'm so pissed off at the hotel situation what happened whenever we got to the hotel and they said hey sorry Jesus but the hotel's pool this one no they weren't letting people in because there's a bomb threat at the hotel we should submit a speedrun and use wonder trade and act as if we didn't by this time next year we're gonna be banned from speedrun comm I like how there's a lot of foreshadowing in that year and I agree with you let's get band together people in the comments let us know which games that we can get easy world records for for multiplayer on speedrun comm no no let's splice a run let's like try to make up a new cuz you know an ocarina how you can like warp skip yeah there's the wrong warp yeah wrong warp excuse me you can wrong warp to the end of the game yeah what if we just do a lot of movement [ __ ] and then go through a door and splice it to the end of the game but here's the thing I'm a much better editor than anyone else you try to splice runs so I could pray real Isaac Lee splice a run and have no one be able to tell we're gonna try that sometime I feel gonna be fun yeah I mean our intent is we'll take it down it in two days but I'm just saying I could totally splice a run I already think this one guy that a heap made a video or is like I spliced this run and cheated and speedrun.com their fight it that's how fraudulent this website is see do you guys suck I'm fright and so speedrun.com just banned him and he's like what did I do wrong not using TAS it just kind of like the honor system yeah because like honestly it's impossible to tell unless like you know it's possible if you do something like super overly technical and you're an unknown runner yeah I like the easy the best way to tell is by looking at like the sound files of the game that's like you know you can tell where it's something was spliced ya know splicing I'm just talking about like TAS I'm very glad you took the controller because I was just naturally I thought about mashing be right here cuz it'd be funny to just never evolve him but I would like him I care about him you know for some reason I have an attachment to our little Metapod but it was a question you want to trade it Butterfree away ya know let's cut it right by better for he bye bye butterfly let's bring back all the trauma you want to fully commit these want to get in fresh team of six no I like I like anger too much I do too but it's really funny we could get rid of droopy but let's get let's keep bigger okay so let's I agree let's get rid of droopy and Gengar has to say with you I think Gengar is our constant variable yeah what do you be awful we betrayed their trust right at the end hey it's not out of the question for us and our fingers always on that trigger yep and well don't really know how to end the episode bazinga I think the slogan for our channel is daily uploads occasionally sure but I have a new one what about everything you never wanted what was really funny was there is a hero main there he was like you don't play hero dittos his name spectra shout to spectra spectra had a nice guy I met a nice guy and the thing was I said I don't have a controller I'm shit-faced drunk sure I'll I'll hero day you with the joy cones I beat him and best-of-five and I I prefaced it when I sat down for the set I said you're about to beat me in who cares I'm drunk or I'm gonna be shit-faced and beat you with joy Kahn's and you're awful yeah either way you win that did we talk about the office feasible that we whatever yes so I just got back from Broadway and I chode I turned Joe on to the idea of Broadway and so him and I probably gonna do like oh you ordered that entire sentence why okay that's an expression I turned you onto the idea it's not sexual there's absolutely a sexual connotation behind it okay we'll get your mind out of the gutter I can't I will so metaphorically I [ __ ] him in the ass white what's up Nessa yeah I agree nice can I introduce a new concept to you that you've never heard of before he introduced something completely new and revolutionary to me which is nuttin him no no look at hokey Knut November oh no you roll a random number generator and you have to jerk off to that Pokemon I don't like that I don't like that one bit but you get one reroll without risky nope Oh Google spreadsheet of who they rolled if they rewrote and if they've completed the deed or not it was color coded and everything like her spreadsheet dedicated jerking off over c'mon [ __ ] hilarious but now it's like you get to see someone else's list and you're like oh they have lopunny like ah you got it easy and then someone else gets like mr. Wein like what have your friend rerolls - mr. mime that's hilarious who'd be the worst one I think mr. mimes up there I said this a few years ago on swab and it remains true I have still yet to masturbate to hentai I just don't think I have it in me and I don't think I'll ever be in the mood to do it therefore I just don't think it'll happen but you think that this coconut November is do you get this do I get off - irony so like I can't hide somewhere yeah it's probably not good yeah but if I'm like if I'm about to jerk off dick in hand Zapdos on screen and I'm sitting myself god it's [ __ ] hilarious I could probably do it whatever makes you happy at the end of the day nothing will you don't be awful if I didn't tell her about it she just walked in on it I think though I think that's better I only think it's better if I'm part walking in on you going to town at a Pichu picture yeah sure the second she knows you roll the dice first pull that aside a little unvoluntary yeah no it makes it it makes it sound like you're me I'm willing to accept these odds okay I get scorpy and I got obstacle oh okay yeah no definitely porn of him yep no there absolutely is porn I'm gonna re-roll and I just got 4:20 nice do you really yeah I did Wow would I get charity yeah give me a real roll yeah you want to re-roll yes okay 103 you gots a first-gen all right I'm okay that's for shame you got executor hey that's better hey there's a pineapple man piss stories about those things I do things sexually with Paula Tina with consent which like wow what a good drunk statement to say yeah with consent yeah yeah it's a good ass trick to have at the end of it III think at the end of the day consent is very important yeah and at the beginning of the day all times of the day you know what let's just yeah are you pro consent I'm Pro consent okay I've broken some - you wanted to make sure yeah oh oh my god oh my god what you spilled water on field water all over my pants vo dupit boy by the way nice was a Blake and Iran still a stupid boy Oh God he did not do anything wrong he gave his Gengar would you jerk off the game guard I think I say jerk off to God okay second question um Tyler I don't want to like show all I don't know if I show the IP address anyways this isn't visually interesting just for all of this have a like a funny picture of a cat or something or a funny video yeah no no here Tyler why won't you do a random number generator Pokemon whichever one you get no no yeah he doesn't have to you know we're not gonna make Tyler don't don't do that oh it's okay whenever we do it yes I don't see a lot of things tell us what number you got you supposed to picture the number do not put porn on the screen no no okay that's not what I was telling him to do I was not requesting porn onto the screen I just meant like the smoke on picture of whatever poke of what he sees okay yeah that's different okay so we're fox's like thieves of my Japanese lure or something cuz you feel like that happens a lot yeah cuz like Dora the Explorer is exactly what I'm referring to to be honest Dora made in Japan there's no way it has to be American boy I don't where is definitely dubbed in Japanese isn't that crazy yeah [Music] oh sure does sound like doors beeps off [ __ ] swallows wild dude Japanese people exist but he's out there what's go on a date with Joe on February 14th to see the new Sonic movie give me a line that I can give you and then I'll use it on you yep and you can be Facebook official oh yeah I think this would be the best part although that's a requirement by the way that's not optional yeah I need to flex on this probably like 60 year-old white moms now that knew me when I was a little kid Pikachu what wait we had Pikachu yes you hit puberty yes just now Congrats man have fun with the all the facial acne oh you get I get someone the worst parts of puberty dude I had such bad acne in high school I'm sorry mine was awful I had some if I wasn't terrible it was pretty bad I'll be honest he's good no what does sound good what the way you said that it could it could be anything we food certain game King in the Wind Waker [Music] and are you trying to get are you trying to bait mean a nice moment of silence I [Applause] [Music] think you just do the southern accents fun I could write a country song we could write it I'm pretty sure we've done that before oh yeah I was off-camera I talked about how there's something about being good enough to make it to heaven I hate thing you remember that because that was like June yeah that was like six months ago like that was just because I'm pretty sure we've had this similar thought country music conversation on the channel before I'll be right back which tells me that it had to have been a long time ago I swear to god he's gonna go get his guitar isn't he he has the biggest smirk I've seen him having a long time howdy everybody you gotta get lower my name is Jason earth heart draw it out more Jason Earth heart yeah there you go now I'm here to a ring bring you a song about attracted that my dad used to sing to me okay and I said dad I'm gonna get a record label deal and I'm take your song you old son of a [ __ ] and he rolled over dead god bless his soul mark yeah I love my mom my my dad your dog my dog you love my dog all three of them they're named god bless and america I love my wife Inc is but I will love my second wife oh my god because my wife knows she hold my heart like my f-150 could drive there's no way the light I Drive her like a pickup alright right here like he rides me like a pickup there's no way that's not our Anna in the town any man and they're his 40s how you make them like you yeah so Luke our good friend Luke he used to work at a golf course pro shop and he got a lot of tips from because it's just old men who worked like go to the golf course right so all he would do is make various jokes about either head shaft because like it's golf easy holes tips like easy you just got to say something raunchy and they'll think they you'll trust them from then on out they're like ooh they wouldn't say that to anyone else and yeah well I like specifically what you said about like how you'd have to trash-talk your wife and say how much you hate her yes how they like you and they're like home my wife sucks too last night we were at the bar and I was talking with a bar owner cool guy by the way and he was talking about kids he's like you you have kids and I was like no no no no no I don't and he pretty much said well that's the nice thing about men like we can kind of have kids whenever you know yeah it's just the the age of the woman matters like yeah that's my second wife's problem hahaha elbow inside yeah I'm watching you make that joke I was like three drinks in I don't know it felt like a very I'm 40 years old joke to make right it was very uncharacteristic of me yeah I I literally thought of it I was like oh he's gonna think this shit's hilarious he did ah can you hear me I'm Jason earth hearts and God can you house them cuz praying is my sports there is an art they will [ __ ] me dude face and hearts cancelled just cancelled hashtag Jason earth heart is over party in the comments are we are you really trying to cancel your own fictional character right now yes by his mercy in the back floor cancel major real quick I how do we we were playing pokemon mystery dungeon yeah and we were taking the personality quiz and i'm reading it out loud and i go and major immediately goes everyone's trash talking each other like you can't even hear what the other person is saying and then you just hear someone go you'll like my dick short and hairy then just go silent and then the other guy goes you know I think is dude to say you got short thickness no I was calling you hairy and short he goes bro you just said you got short dick no no I don't I was joking really good video it is yeah dude I miss Xbox Live it it was terrible much more than we hated called exactly we're in high school because there's always like on one one for three sucks or do you ever throw over noob tubes in modern warfare 2 I was the new tuber I thought it'll area absolutely would be dude I play okay here's the thing I'm like FAMAS Rangers I can't [ __ ] on you oh no I played for monopod outside hey everybody my wife's not dead what about you my wife said yeah he is trash that's why you should enter the giveaway I was feeling air horn - I'm glad I'm glad I hate text so much no one cares about the stories wish I could press plus I hate Hawk cop yeah you're thinking of hop again I played post game and I'm gonna be real hop kinda has some development I like oh yeah okay because his only goal is to become the champion and he falls flat on his [ __ ] face and then he pretty much says [ __ ] this I'm gonna be a professor that's not really what it is yeah and I'm like yeah about it is that what happens a Gary in the anime really yeah ash beats him he's like yeah no no like I'm such a fan of gary oh and just fact how smug and it's just son of a [ __ ] he was Gary [ __ ] oh dude yeah and if he turned into a professor that's so soft like hob I'm like yeah you're soft I like the thing is he's won't be a professor yeah the show cuz yeah [ __ ] it sure why are we but buying alls we aren't catching pokémon oh let me know in the comments why why Wells maybe because we didn't have any haha but no huh maybe you I got ha ha I mean I definitely have balls my name is Terry ball my my name is Chad steel ball steel ball yeah it's my parents name I guess they just called me that cuz I got balls of steel haha also you can't go in this gym yet what yeah back it up you're in this 8th Jim was the point we coming here then plot I guess alright please tell me why I'm supposed to care about the game she mm she shows you a picture book oh how the world was created maybe we don't really under how the sword and the shield of the world was created I feel like I've been playing a little bit more than I usually do on this episode about yeah you do that really well thanks I'm playing a little son of a [ __ ] someone just pinged me on this court and they said it's been over 24 hours since you recorded episode 1 of Pokemon shield is Tyler fired yet did he apologize to Joe I do not have an apology and mighty messages at all he is lucky that prezerv said no you know what fine you you can stay you can stay Tyler for now for now I know you're playing text on the screen or maybe you're not now because you wanted to prove that I'm dumb or whatever maybe you're putting text about how dumb I am I don't care either way I'm not gonna think about it can you say a lot of nice things about Tyler in the comments below just so he knows that we appreciate it editor around you talk about nice as Harry's here's my sanity what do you think Tyler looks like let's hundred coffins yeah I really do like the fact we have memed Tyler's existence so much it's so funny because people he is very real no he is real but people question if he's real baby doll eyes it's kind of weird champ we're champ that's still kind of weird [ __ ] bro that's weird [ __ ] I'm just drinking what dude good skit BTS summit shout to you effect okay ETSI man [ __ ] AJ machine you know I [ __ ] love Ludwig I got dinner with him and I went back to his house to hang out with him and the other boys who live at his house slime being one of them and it was a it was a treat it was a lovely night so I was hanging out with Ludwig and we get in his car literally the first question he asked me because so I gotta ask how sex when you're married and I said hello Ludwig and I gave him the answer and then I say how is sex when you're single and he immediately goes without thinking infrequent girlie dancing what the [ __ ] are you doing I'm hitting all the buttons like you told me to oh [Music] okay Tyler edit this out you don't we'd have turn all of them off hey bro Japanese aka Captain Kidd hello guys what's up pretty what's up yeah watching Pokemon today it's my birthday thank you guys I don't say happy birthday Captain Kidd in the comments so helpful how far are we in the game right I got three badges I said happy birthday before Jacob did so okay I got abetik bring your meat and your will is that cookie good very that's seven like I was about to like what do you do on the YouTube III make smash videos and sometimes other stuff nice much like Jacob yeah or I would say our channels are very somewhere brain you speak the Jeff Japanese just a little bit yeah Tony Hong [ __ ] you yeah we've haha I bet you just watch how many how many gamers understood that one so it's like I get buck off yeah here hear me out I've been practicing uh okay no hero wait so how do you determine what stays in the party so what we do is after we finish the gym we trade off all the pokemon we have our cos yeah the Gengar is there's a story behind that one yeah it's [ __ ] beautiful alright so I'm pulling up a random number generator I gotta ask you a question oh no no don't do this to him so I can't do it to Tyler could you jerk off to this Pokemon your number was 550 you can reroll like what if d yeah we won't bring everyone you have to jerk off to one of them okay I reroll on that I think I would reroll in that ya know you brave soul yeah that that's so scary oh nice you know what you have with that one alright you got soul Galileo whatever the sun pokemon is um Oh God have fun with that yeah uh you gotta do it yeah I think I got to take it on yeah making it's better than that you are to be taking I do think it's a step up yeah see he's a generation like he's two generations later so they keep getting more humanoids so like I feel like you can make him look more humanoid Joe [ __ ] I'm gonna open my mobile hotspot when I try that we're gonna we're gonna wonder trade this was that was me all in Japan are the the Wi-Fi in my dorm in Japan was so bad that I couldn't connect to anybody peer to peer on my switch brain tell us more about Japan well I set this up okay what give me give me something Joe ask the question oh my god we didn't connect to the [ __ ] Internet how are we not fixed to the internet we were on local what you have to press + to connect to the inert we work we were trying to surprise her it with someone locally I could have gone grab my switch oh yeah it's listing miking holy [ __ ] multiple episodes it's probably like I'm still 5 now ok ok yeah we've Pro recorded like maybe 3 episodes and I yeah thank God let's refresh our Pokemon Oh too long later Garrett oh sure he's a nice guy you guys deserve each other what are we getting Oh Oh No God poor sob well I I don't know I did not like the evolutions dude I was big innocent why is it Oh amber alert everyone oh look for where she gin poor was a diamond and pearl right yes yeah so that's my first gen that game they decided if you hit new game it won't actually let you do a new game it just you start from the beginning but you can't say I'm kind of stupid like I don't read I hate reading I'm an English Ranger by the way I teach English nice blossom but I hate reading in video games I got that image I was like okay screw that didn't read it so I couldn't save the game yeah very first Pokemon solved never I had poked about all shiny star you oh my god caught it and I spent too trying to figure out a way to trade it off so fun fact about the UK through their history of paleontology they were really bad at putting like dinosaurs together so they just kind of put bones together that looked like it worked so that's what they parody in here this lady if you give her to fossil she puts them together and gives you a Pokemon that's a complete abomination Wow like it's like a head that doesn't match the body oh my god wait you can actually use that poke yeah oh that's what it will also cook once and you get to mix and match oh that's actually a really cut they all look like they're in pain and suffering remember Bloody Sunday yes I've UK died dude resting happy kids have UK do you remember the false prophet of Flareon I wanted to start a let's play channel called start9 cuz it's a sick name and his cool reference but for those of you don't know twitch plays Pokemon is what was a game on twitch social they played through pokemon red everyone in twitch chat gets you type in an input and then the character did that input there was one time where we spent like three days in the team rocket base trying to get through all the oh my gosh and we got to the end we didn't get the item we needed no no no no no it got worse we got to the end to fight Giovanni and our Pidgeot use sand attack 14 times in a row we beat him and then we forgot then we forgot use escape route if we didn't get the key or master ball over and over the key and never came back anyways and despite those fuck-ups we somehow kept the master ball went to Zapdos and then cod Zapdos they introduced a democracy mode it do a buffer system so you say up five times oh yes three start and that's why start9 was the troll thing because if you press Start nine your character press Start clothes menu open when you close menu artists Duncan he doesn't look like walking Phoenix I don't watch movies so anytime somebody mentions an actor just always got completely over my head Sam and people make fun of me they're like well why don't you watch movies I don't know just never replied but cuz I I hate movies too busy having movie oh that's a good one and it's true so polygamy dude my my grandpa when he was alive he really liked dawn a lot and then for a brief period in time Dawn was in an open relationship with two women and my grandpa was like he kept calling dong the ring leader oh good I never got to know either my grandpa's unfortunately well damn I hate those sex moves where if you said to wait yeah like oh hey what the hell yeah he grabbed a Pikachu what yeah that happens it's an aura Pikachu we do have a Pikachu is that what this is like I really liked to think that he went and grabbed our Pikachu like out of the pokeball uh-huh oh my god no like kill this thing I thought he's about to eat him oh my god I get realizing that's [ __ ] up okay we're [ __ ] on this bird way too soon he looks like a Disney character to me he looks like a middle-aged Disney dad yes yes he does he absolutely does drinks not beer and why it talks like this just let me play the game yeah I really wish more games just had skip dialogue options yes that's all that's literally all Pokemon needs like if the game was so bad if you just added that it would improve it so drastically yeah then you didn't skip all the bad parts of the game which is dialogue and also now if you look at the bottom of the menu it shows you what your next objective is so you should be allowed to skip dialogue pokemon sword and shield is the fastest-growing fastest selling switch game of all time yeah and people are gonna boycott it but you know people bought bought it there are problems with Pokemon and I don't really think they need to reinvent the wheel if pokemon sword and shield just had some quality of life changes I'm happy about it is it nice have a story yeah like gin.5 had a solid story and that was fun even like I mean Pokemon won like Jen one story like it's simple team rock and want to steal pokémon oh I get that yeah but this story is this game story is kind of nonsensical and I don't even really care so I'm one of the comments make up a story for what this Pokemon game is about won't believe you you know why national dex is not a thing because if you try to trade in old Pokemon to sword and shield it dies that's what happened to corsola here wait this is Alistar he's the ghost guy he has a mass cuz he is shy probably you know he's a guy that's pretty shy oh like a shy guy oh I see you Nintendo yeah shoutout to Mario if you're watching Mario a big fan who's someone we could make fun of you we can make fun of me and then I could just die die and like a weird accident not a terrible one a weird one if you die you used to want me to upload the episode you've recorded yeah alright same goes for me by the way also giant shedinja still has one HP Dino oh my god they won other than a mole game maybe keys my favorite Pokemon that's been added since well I think hatch room is my favorite which was hatch room it's the mid evolution before hat arene there it was hittin a hatch friend had a reign here okay he's pulling it up on the computer it's my password is for question marks yeah she's a vibe check Pokemon I love her she's so cool and cute Joe come back they can't hear you we're doing a let's play gonna do okay I was adding something to the search born yeah don't you want to play through Pokemon Colosseum one day I'm down to actually I've never I've never played through it I have my friend had a copy of it I watched him do like whatever the tower pit 100 trials in that game yeah I watch them do that a couple times but or XD gay love darkness it's both they're both really cool let us know in the comments which one you think is more interesting and we'll probably just do that one he's telling us to do something and I'm sure that's what we're gonna do right yeah some [ __ ] hitting a wall with an elephant I feel like you're not making that up why would I have I ever lied to you yes I know but I'm not this time I like our brand is just being bad at our jobs it's really great yeah we get away with so much more because there are times where you just [ __ ] up and people are like oh that was a good bit and say haha yeah like earlier in this series when I try to nickname the Pokemon I accidentally I guess I quick-draw did a and then I clicked no to rename him and then he's like that's a fine name and that go oh [ __ ] guess I can't name it and everyone was like that was a good big press down first ha ha yep yo can we talk about how everyone forgot about the [ __ ] munchlax oh my god yeah I forgot about him yeah people just forgot about him they took him out of a smash yeah they did they took it out bonsly - dude one of they're gonna make another Nintendogs i jenilee love those games I was such a stupid kid I thought it was pronounced Nintendo GS that's how I flirted with this one girl I had named a dog after her on Nintendogs damned yeah no I was committed and I was like hey if you want to look like we're at a basketball game like all right both of our sisters played on the same row you're a fiend I was like hey you wouldn't play Nintendogs she's like yeah Oh your dogs named Taylor - I was like oh hey yeah what about that weird heyguys Joe into the bathroom like an idiot so it's just me welcome to Alfred plus nobody it's just me uh so I'm here to spread propaganda I dislike Falco I just like Joe I would kill his family if given a chance just kidding that's where Joe would have been here and been like oh god I miss him so much but not like a gateway you know I'm just a bro missing my bro dude fix your [ __ ] ceiling I hit my head on your ceiling and I was walking down it's a staircase gets shorter dumbass I can't Dom has okay look just raise your ceiling like I always think they're calling me a [ __ ] will you mind pressing air I now realize I have a splinter and I'd like to get it out all right I'm personally like know who you're pressing a hard I'm gonna present a man you are oh my god the Splinter the death of me okay I really like her Pokemon I know a little more Peck oh sure dermal guide dude if I was president I'd get rid of splinters this forever ticket platform yeah cuz like here's the thing no one likes splinters but no one's brave enough to say they don't like them pieces crisis bow your heads you won't go get a knife just cut it out no I'm not a I mean just sure okay alright I want to say I'm not a baby but then I was like oh that sounds pretty cool well I'm a little warm on the mic now which nothing is really gonna change I'm just gonna mash a okay also Jake was definitely talking before all of this started I heard and say hush-hush or something along those lines I don't know if that's gonna be in the city or not but I'm paranoid that he was trying to prank me or something all right he's coming back hi Joe you got toenail clippers it's not a knife well shut up [ __ ] they don't need to know that splinter has been removed you don't need to be president anymore now damn it if anyone else out there has a splinter I will run for presidency you know it's wild stop this little [ __ ] right here yeah didn't get cut but like Garchomp did about a month before I talked to English ed I saw this on my friend's apartment actor like playing Meili up temporarily yeah and we were just talking about college and stuff how's the speech pathology major I was like and him and I just kind of came together and just made fun of English at our English major specifically nice and I saw English had like two weeks later Dadar numbers 156 Oh God how do we come up with this I still don't get help some people don't get that the joke is that there is no joke by your ear Anish gonna explain to him no I'm not I'm I was just looking at my phone very subtly so I didn't have to like tell people I was looking at my phone but thanks for well I said see you're just gonna tell people that there was no joke I wasn't talking about your phone oh well [ __ ] if you guys want to believe in God go to my main channel wash salty and sinner orders life-changing honestly yeah you'll believe in God if you believe in the just God or not that's up to you God my head still hurts stop it then he it'll stop hurting and then like I'll take a drink of water and it's like oh yeah then waters the issue I'll never drink water again yo guys what's up welcome to my blog I'm here to stop eating food gonna call this the ultimate fast when it gets five dollars we're gonna sit in this circle in starve each other first one to die it's 1 million dollars gift it to their family the first time I ever went to went over to Kate and Dylan's apartment like March yeah they just made me sit down watch Logan Paul videos yep they do that in their spare time one time I went over to their house and they were in a rabbit where they would type in vlog and then click new oh my god they're good at YouTube and see what the most recently uploaded vlogs were and you know you're not finding good quality I just loved Caden Dylan they're interesting yeah I never know what to expect whenever I go over to their house but I always have a time there I had a dream the other day that I died oh yeah and is crazy or almost died I was on a highway and like a semi truck crashed on me and I remember like this moment of clarity I was like oh my god this is where it ends and then I woke up oh I don't know like not in real life but like in my dream I woke all your ATAR like another like yeah in like a coma and I woke up from a coma a night it was it was so weird cuz there's so many details of my life that were accurate in that dream like it was probably the most unbelievable dream I've ever had we given how we're playing the game this was bound to happen right I'm surprised that happen sooner actually yeah and we [ __ ] die there's this one guy that I used to follow back in like 2011 YouTube yak in my Call of Duty days and just like mainly one day he's like hey guys I'm gonna upload this series about this dream that I had that the the one that sent me to therapy for about two years I was like what and so it's called drifters epic dream madness or something along the lines of that it was an 8 part youtube series where he just like recounted the entire story ever never he woke up he had to go to therapy for the longest time his in the dream he was in the dream for two years is what he said so we're and so like he woke up and like he was having panic attacks his wife had like rushed him to the hospital it took him one month to like finally accept that he was awake now ya know that was kind of what I experienced a much lesser degree obviously yeah it was more so like a moment of panic and those like oh my god what the what the [ __ ] yeah yeah like I woke up in like like feos asleep next to me it's kind of like curl that was like hi youtubers are so much more influential than like real-life celebrities just because like you know like if you're a fan of like Chris Evans movies you don't know Chris Evans personally at all yeah you see maybe a couple of us 280 character tweets yeah maybe he'll do it like a 5-second mine yeah like you know us better than most celebrities and that's crazy to me I'm not trying to crush it Chris if you're watching man like big fan [ __ ] Chris oh dude he could kick your ass hey Chris come here it's just to kick my ass and then we can go to Chili's you know Chris Evans I'm down and hit hit up Chili's with you if you want we start DMing Red Solo Cup and we just talk we change it to look where we look like a beer company or something oh oh that's good that's yeah we good like I feel like we need to go for the smaller people first and relate to Red Solo Cup yeah okay okay how much traction is Red Solo Cup twitter game okay absolutely none Twitter yeah yeah I turn to Twitter no one's gonna tweet it Red Solo Cup cuz you're happy no one tweets at an airline because they're happy yes that's true God accept your day unless air I love you saying I love her but he does this thing where he always tweets like it's sponsored just flew from at Delta Airlines had a great time and I'm just like he wants to give the credit that they deserve yeah so Dylan always shits on them in the comments and you always replies and says hashtag add hashtag free product every time Eric I love them it's just those tweets always stand out to me it's funny I really like changing people's home page cuz a lot of people don't really know how to change that oh do you have done that 40 of whom I always like to default to burning up by the Jonas Brothers like the youtube link to the music video just because it's like the perfect crime because no one would link that back to me you know yeah no one sees me and strikes me as a oh yeah you're gonna link this to burning up by the Jonas Brothers which you know I'm telling the truth because that's way too specific to make up so Joe and I were just talking about how whenever you get into YouTube you're like wow this youtube comment sound terrifying but honestly you guys are funnier than we are you electively don't know get to think don't think you're too special and very specific instances you guys have funny reactions and we could that's true yes you guys are funny say something funny down the comments right now or else or you get banned I really wish we could ban people and let you you can hide their comments it'll never you can only shadow vain people on YouTube and I think that's hilarious oh I've definitely sorry some of you guys I thought that just made it to where I couldn't see their comments but now I realize that I'm the I'm the captain of the ship that you shadow band people's eye shadow in a bunch oh my god if we look at this outfit kind of clean yeah but it's just the bucket hat I respect it I wish we could shop within this game so I did try to shoplift once and I thought it was badass because I stole like a blink-182 keychain that cost like two dollars from Hot Topic so like super low commitment I haven't a hot topic undercover agent yeah oh god what does it look like now no that's good yeah that's real good it's pretty much like the reverse of shoplifting we would try to take as much [ __ ] from like Walmart for example like we all get one item and our goal would be to get as many of that one item into people's shopping carts but I like that but there's a lot of fun not be caught and they had to leave the spot without knew that so crazy it was a lot of fun it's a good game why did throw my flying-type into the electric type that's fine well maybe [ __ ] oh it was the credit we did everything we could oh your stupid dumb ass we baited them okay oh I just ordered post meats Joe you play I'll be right back okay alright I don't get oh yeah he's got me chicken nuggets I'm really excited I've never had their chicken nuggets we're getting Wendy's which I'm still upset the Wendy's never sponsored us after we shouted them out at a Mario maker video like July ish we played their stupid levels and you know what they didn't sponsor us they didn't sponsor me they didn't say thank you all he did is it said they they just trash talk to us and I played their levels like to Whitney's what the hell shout to Wendy's why haven't you sponsored us work that's why I talked about Oh No you ever wonder why we don't get more we get more views into traditional let's play Channel or sighs Mike it's a lot easier for people to come in watch any of these videos I'm sure a couple people haven't been watching this now didn't watch the other videos the thing is they're getting just as much out of it as but if we titled this like episode 8 of pokemon sword then like people who didn't watch episode 7 would feel less incentivized also I'm gonna let you do this because it's not fun thanks generic ice puzzle yep but now you have a vibrator Paz my head still hurts from what episode did you hit it in Jo episode 2 go back and watch it with ads on yeah and then just repeat if you didn't hear me say it it's not because I sold you guys the wrong up so you just didn't do it so just refresh the page again you watch the exactly watch all of it doing so I just want to shout out the guy that watch an entire movie out on your birth oh my god last year there's still the funniest thing someone got like a 90 minute ad on YouTube which I guess that just happens sometimes and then he just sat there he watched it all - Jo you like to press a on the gym first yes gym leader you so you can eat your fries huh all right couple more fries though always say Oh Jo ah cool so subscribe to the patreon for that content anywhere you ask in the comments what's the patreon find it yourself yeah if you want to support us show it so we don't have a patreon before you guys actually look for it because I think if we spread more lies then people stop believing like things like Tyler existing because people really don't think Tyler eggs they don't get mad and everything you say Tyler exists yeah no he does not it's an alpha and Jo bit also can we talk about ice milk ice time oh oh hello I smell okay yeah I like your shoes Roshi dick like with five C's the [ __ ] does he know fire fame I thought I had it made alright so she did yeah it's a funny gimmick Pokemon but can we talk about the fact he hasn't gotten it's like a single win laughs reduced Max Keiser how wonder gari idiot oh we've won we've won there's nothing she can do about it oh yeah well she would have used it right into there well it's gonna take a while to get there but it's a slow burn though we're gonna win darn it I don't think that's great yeah try next week either that or the grass-type move that would really draw this battle out even more ya know go on for a very long time well well it didn't really do anything it sure was super effective though okay well now we get to heal Lapras because of the effects of that grass movement oh my god it would have healed us too but we have 1 hp and nothing to lose nor gain that graph it was such a [ __ ] mistake holy I didn't really just gonna make them heal I figured it was just like a classic I'm so this is the slowest game ever just think about we can't the ninjas really fighting for all for all his might right now imagine everyone in the crowd right now she's someone definitely paid like $10,000 to get front-row seats yes someone definitely bought tickets off a scalper in front of the stadium for this alright well guys that was the we did it we sure did sure everyone is just as happy and ecstatic and proud of us as we are so we talked earlier this episode what if [ __ ] engine gets us a win and boy did he oh I think it's time now we can pass that torch off uh-huh who are we gonna get now I will still really wish we could just skip cutscenes oh I forgot hops in this game would you want to beat up hop in a fight yes so what have you been doing in life Joe well I don't ask me because I want to talk about me real quick so I was hoping you'd say nothing and then ask me what I've been up to okay what are you enough - I didn't rewatching the good times kidding before we started announcing they're talking about Pilar and videos Joe and I thought of the perfect way to start talking about him in a way that would make people believe he's not real and we have followed through with that day by day and the thing is I can now reveal that plan cuz you guys don't even know if you believe me or not that is true is that genius all I'm saying is whenever we started the upper red flush Twitter yeah I don't get why you didn't want me to have Tyler's name in the description because it said hosted by like I don't think Tyler is a host of the channel I mean he like gives us snarky comments though yeah I feel like that's just as much in a previous Pokemon episode you said Tyler put text on screen right now to prove you're listening and he just goes boom chakalaka is a background my brother is the exact opposite of me I don't know I've talked to you about him but like he's 33 years old that's the heart instead of you I'm like 180 pounds he's like 250 270 all muscle bodyguard for this he's a hunter he like he few people to Africa for like a safari like that's hard two months ago they'll like record some TV show there the day Pokemon came out yeah I was pulling up a game start to get Pokemon and he sent me a text saying hey do you want to make some extra side money about your work I really need someone to edit together my hunting grills he's like what do you think you guys could do that our work I was like I don't think that'll work out my name is like are you sure I'm like yes student-teaching was good though I'm glad to hear yeah yesterday was definitely very sad day cuz you left all the kids yeah also we made an Alfred + order we have yet to like announce it in a video which I think it's very surprising we have 10,000 followers that's really [ __ ] without ever plugging it my Twitter is back up yeah Matt Joe sniffy yep I gained like 1600 followers just from yesterday nice I'm like my one shitpost uh haha lol forgot I had this thing like remember when we didn't have we weren't connected to the internet for like three episodes and people just assumed it was a bit we just get to [ __ ] up now we have conditioned everyone it like look at the whole Tyler scenario at large we have just conditioned people to think everything we do is a very creative bit for those who don't know what Twitter channel is I know what the exact numbers are anymore but I think basically it's slow mode for Twitter they say you're tweeting too much I think it's if you tweet a hundred times in an hour they say yo yo yo calm down and they put you in Twitter jail meaning you fall asleep there's DM jail now yeah you can only sent 250 games per day like that's an odd one is it 250 unique TMC like everyone I'm like yeah so if you and I just DM each other back and forth 20 50 times that's a DM jail that's weird right I I think she has my heart I'm a huge Marny fan like I like her but I I like Sonia more she's a goth emo girl honestly all of the polka girls this generation are really good from like Melanie to Nessa to Sonya I only know of her and Sonya Melanie is milf oh yeah I like her and you have B from the sword who you have not seen but she has feet and people like that cuz it's a [ __ ] Internet okay something about this area it's giving like sonic adventure vibes or like sonic oh six five I'll be honest I think they ran out of ideas for gyms for at this point because the seventh gym you just walk down this hallway and get mugged multiple times and then the eighth gym you're just standing in a I guess like in a Cathedral I'm really disappointed like you don't fight daughters something looks like within the cathedral er you never do that in Pokemon actually I would love to fight God maverick Oh maverick you really gonna do me like this no typical Mavericks classic maverick damn it maverick that was your one chance you blew it good on you to realize that you shouldn't leave a message because they would give up his phone number yep okay that happened to me once there was another streamer okay I had another one yeah and he thought it would be funny to prank calls he messaged me and he was like oh my god I'm so sorry but hey I showed I hung up before the last digit got out and I go that's awful because at that point I'm all my family changed our phone number since then yeah all my family had the same phone number at that point of time except the last digit and then I haven't told my mom or my sister my grandmother about Alpharetta as a whole yet oh yeah so that's how I had to tell him that's how you came out that YouTube cause yeah that's how I came out yep I was drinking the other night at dinner with Luke and Dawn nice Luke also known as our good friend and Dawn from friend without benefits we were talking about like how old we all were when we first started having like sexual experiences as you do when everyone's drinking our table my first sexual experience was October 1st 2010 and they said the other receipts how the [ __ ] you know that and I said because when I was like 15 I think I got head in the social network so next year next October 1st will be my decade of sex Oh congrats man thanks man can I do anything to celebrate it's probably sex I've been playing a showdown random doubles lately it's a lot like I'm trying to learn a lot about competitive pokemon and like doing random doubles this really quick to do that because I learned everything faster yeah and also having wolfy click in my corner trying to tell me what to do helps a lot because him and cyber trying to bend him ideas and I'm like I got it now I probably love Cybertron I think wolfy set at one point in time or something that like oh yeah wasting pote or training Pokemon that's hard if you hack it who cares oh yes Whoopi Glick the guy who says there's nothing unsportsmanlike about hacking competitive teams I'm not like liars even if the stats moobs abilities etc are achievable in game hacking provides an unfair advantage because it's much faster giving time with the team to really put in through its paces get a feel for it and make any needed changes before the legit player even had some their team ready every hacker in the competitive scene as a thief who stole their spot from someone who deserved it holy [ __ ] it's a good comment probably one of the most awkward things in the game because he's singing but this game doesn't have voice acting so uh oh I looks like there's forgot to edit it in yeah it just feels like some real last guitar hero noises it looks like we let Tyler edit this game but he might take offense to that Tyler did you take offense to that you know how easy that is if people can just do it wait there's already enough for this kid yeah like it's uh I just the gym or is just a boss fight or while it's a gym but he doesn't believe in Dyna maxing he's a low - your hero who's like I don't even need it therefore you can't use it either why are you being the choke on your mouth man cuz have bored okay just cuz you're putting it's a load to your hair yeah I mean if you want me to put it in my mouth no hold on I'm gonna put it in my mouth and see if I can control it it is in his mouth right now Dillon is looking through the window very confused [ __ ] you too Dylan have you see Dylan again did you get the move poor boy well my dog a real fight just oh oh I'm never touching this huh oh my god ladies hey what's up dad we're just recording we're talking about how you got off Twitter is there anything you'd like to say to the people anything else thanks dad let's see yeah what a [ __ ] crowd-pleaser dude he's been number one Supporter ever since I got like super into this yeah because he's always like man I wish YouTube was around when I was a kid because I would have gone ham and that he was like you ever watched jackass I would have done that god I've never pulled stories about my dad you they kept lighting matches and throwing at his feet Oh fast forward an hour the house burns down yeah my dad [ __ ] burned down a house as a kid because he was throwing matches I did a younger brother you're [ __ ] me no that's true my grandpa talked about how he lost his virginity at like age 12 Spanish teacher yeah not to a Spanish teacher but anyways I was anticipating know he said I said did you lose your virginity to Spanish teacher he goes no no I lost it before that and go am and then Don said how do you even [ __ ] that age and my grandfather was better than you do now you know what the last words he said to me where he sat me down and he said well Jacob I'm gonna [ __ ] die oh yeah and I go don't say that it goes snads okay I go oh okay and he was like are I'm sure you want me to talk about a will right like what do you get when I die you wouldn't survive his life was easy for you so I'm not giving you anything and he's you got to work for you're already halfway there and I was like oh I respect that no that's yeah that's like actually really nice of him ya know like you're already halfway there yeah yeah I mean it and like now I would say I'm pretty successful two years later and it's like you know you never got to see me turn into what I am now but like I think I was pretty badass not like he believed in me he was like oh you know you don't need my will to live a good life you don't need money be successful and all that you'll do it on your own oh yeah like I think I was really cool probably like one of the coolest things he could have done for me Arcanine or growlithe [ __ ] you know you know I don't want to he wouldn't want to probably be wish level one growl is more like [ __ ] you ya know pass up put that kid back in the work I should probably gonna make that joke yes Joe never speak again [Music] hey my school David Meili I swear to God they made their own peanut butter it's like the greasiest thing I've ever seen in my life you and I bit into it I sitting at a lunch table in front like these two eighth-grade girls I was like fifth grade so I was like I was upset hey that moment I feel good about myself and then I've been to the peanut butter sandwich I threw up all over my death all over my islands tray and right a friend the girls mm-hmm I still think about that at night do you ever think about those stories and wonder where those girls are now in wonder if they ever think about that story God now I am when I was at my friend Tanner's fifth grade birthday party plum yeah early record I was also in fifth grade so there was this really hot girl standing at like we're at the bowling alley and she was like kind of sitting on it wasn't a bar but it was a bar they didn't serve alcohol you know yeah as a stated hot girl and I was saying bro look at that hot girl and everyone's like haha yeah that girl's hot ha ha ha ha they're like we should all hit on her I think I think we can [ __ ] her yeah in real quick just for context is the girl your guys's age where she and I was like 16 17 okay so I walked up to her and I said hey what's up and she said oh hi you know like oh that hurts yeah and I was like yeah I know I'm young but age is just a number speaking of which can I have yours this dude's hottest [ __ ] look at him yeah yeah I like it's [ __ ] energy too yeah no I'm about it I'm a big fan double battle now that you play competitive now that you're getting it you're dipping your toes in ed you had a Pokemon do you get it yeah I just littles yeah see this [ __ ] trash the other day we got bored in class and so my classmate started googling my name yeah and she went to images uh-oh yep me killing dawn is there were some images there was some funny images like there's the one that we took it at the show the jump horse where I am with the Naruto poster yeah she made that her background like in the spot I was like that's good yeah like there's my old Twitter photo but then you scroll down a little bit more and then all of a sudden all that's our 34 Girl Fox I am so sorry Joe I think it's so [ __ ] funny - that's hilarious but wow I'm so sorry like it sucks you'll never get a job no I I'm thinking like 10 years down the line some middle-aged principal is gonna be like oh yeah well you look good I'm just gonna google your name real quick I'm gonna click on images it's just it's only Joe sniffy right not your full name no it was my actual name oh god that's terrifying I'm so sorry yeah okay he reminds me of the guy from G X the dinosaur guy dinosaur guy no hassleberry like he just like yeah he's like his dragons but I just mean like the way he looks I don't feel it attract me like the hey I talked about how tall this [ __ ] he's really [ __ ] tall that's why I was thinking of a basketberry guy this is where Sonia gets an outfit she is now the professor oh my god I now understand Sonia yep I'm glad you see it my way yeah nope I agree I relate so heavily to Jaden Yuki he goes through depression after he is claimed the best yeah like all of season four he has conquered his demons he has accomplished his goals and he has helped save his friends and after being corrupted and like tortured into the god dark King they made them for main character a [ __ ] antagonist Jaden accomplished everything he sat out to do there set out to do and then he goes hump [ __ ] now what which like that's how I felt when I hit 1 million subs yeah because like when you're like starting out on YouTube you like 1 million is such a large number that's I'm so unrealistic I'll never hit that and then when I was explaining this phenomenon to people they were saying oh well just set your new goal for 2 million I'm like but that's the thing I it's realistic I'm sure if I try hard enough I can eventually hit 2 million I I mean the way I look at is like mathematically if you're a hundred thousand subs and you're trying to get 10 million subs yeah it's like that's ten times the amount of subs you have to get yes but if you're at a million times substance like I'll just get two million of something it's like it's less subs you have to get technically but it's double amount getting like [ __ ] videos really hard if you've never done one like I've been yeah racking my brain for a month trying to like think of starting to make content when you don't have a demographic yet is hard cuz like even though you do have plus he's in the Alpha red fanbase it's though what do you specifically make content over you don't [ __ ] know yet yeah it's like what can I bring to the table that no one else is brought to the spike that's poetic as [ __ ] yeah I'd rather die in here than live like a [ __ ] red plus right now Jason earth heart original okay so I've been thinking about a lot people do like Jason earth heart more than I expected them to so do we do we do we commit do we make a Jason her birth heart song maybe yes he did dark pulse yes I can delete my old comments about why he is he not using dark pulse poking on November that's so last month would you eat December yeah that's alright I know people are waiting for us to trade Gengar but we made an oath to not trade them I am funny there's very little in this world that I believe in yeah but if we do that I feel like I feel like God gave us that yeah my god came back to this whole universe just to give us that Gengar don't get be disrespectful I feel like it wouldn't be we wouldn't be taking on the right man six shadow nine oh my god oh I want what six out of nine has oh come on I don't trust this guy he's a [ __ ] oh we're sitting it's a Tyler Oh what are you got for us buddy we're using it I don't care what it is it's stayin on the pool every much fire Tyler potentially Tyler what you send us what you send us charlie hello I'm just gonna trust you also do you hear how loud that was it does very well yeah this game is awfully mixed like I genuinely do like it Oh Clefairy the martyr Jesus your brain oh my god you yo GX is a bridge series like the original is still good and went on for much longer it's still going on today [ __ ] in phenomenal but shady boxes Ted such sharper humor I really think that he like he meant he molded a lot of my humor today yeah I still like like might default come back to never someone says like we're not friends anymore as who the [ __ ] that we are friends yeah that's something that they sound like one episode isn't it [ __ ] up that we are molding people's humor I didn't think about that until recently we really molded my humor like people compliment me all the time but that was the one where I go oh my god [ __ ] I'm so sorry I am I feel terrible oh there are people making very interests walking by at Joe and he just stuck his tongue out it was weird I did not stick my tongue out yeah I mean they didn't see you so they don't know for sure I always tell them for sure know whatever molding yeah yeah humor okay that is too late now douche it's already going down let's just throw water and realize it's a cycle that we are like gaslighting people into thinking we're guessing something like big youtuber that we're gonna watch later yeah but here's the crazy thing then they are gonna guess like their friends into thinking they're funny and the cycle just continues oh yeah I was never at new grounds kid III think I've gotten like once maybe yeah it was definitely what I went on daily back then I think he's got a [ __ ] up that we trade it like an al creamy and they said oh oh okay yeah no that's ours okay you know get rid of the munchlax from Tyler yeah for that it would be funny to take him with us yeah we can't name him we treated him oh we actually can that was just a lie oh we can yeah oh I'm sorry I lied to you Joe it's not the first time you've done it it is actually me was saying I lied was a lie cuz I genuinely messed up last time so you're right I've never lied to you except just now we got him we've had this conversation before don't think so but probably tell there's a little munchlax guy yeah you know munch yeah was a little much a little much Bob man we should save those candies for him No it's like here's the thing our team that we actually use is gonna be more powerful and would we really be better off with like a level 30 munchlax hey Tyler I tried I was one of the like you know that Tyler I tried for you man alright I'm not always against you I talk [ __ ] on the mic about you just just just show you love Tyler just put something funny on screen so we gonna end the [ __ ] episode already I agree that was funny look at this stupid-ass kid he started he's running away from us yeah cuz he would call him a stupid ass kid I'd run to I was a stupid ass kid I know a stupid ass good I wouldn't run welcome to what could be the finale a pokemon sword or shield and shield or short [ __ ] we have just held for this entire game and we've been rewarded we really are the Australians what hell yeah it's gigantic grim snarl what yep okay guys you got billions of dollars you can't hire a [ __ ] mixer how the [ __ ] is he on round two dude how is he in Sim ease how is he getting the bracket he sucks he's taking out one of our Pokemon think you got me back in the corner no way believe in the me that believes in me foot hop down for socks go on you know I don't need to go mega but I'm just doing it no [ __ ] him yeah yeah release all the thoughts poured into my wishing star time for Dyna bad I hate him so much you and I did like one random video together we did the dlg video together yeah yeah yeah like Joe and I we were hanging out every now and then but we kind of picked up on each other's [ __ ] humor yeah cuz I that was the first video we did together ever and it was to make fun of something yes which Wow no we made the fake Twitter for that to you yeah Joe no I think it longer than we realize we really have been you were like okay friends then but go back and watch Dark Lord gaming because we made a Twitter and we started fake beef with my main Twitter and then we created like a brawl playing as combo video of like we were going for like this 2009 for himself I think we nailed it you asked me to come find you and you didn't tell me where you were in me majors for like 10 minutes looking for you we found you you're talking like fish chillindude like some other people yeah I know I never realized I ever talked to chill dude I'll be honest it might not have been in chill dude I just like mean like that s well like it's a bunch of like high cloud people that I didn't know yeah and again like random jitter at this point in me so I was just random sugar I like had interjected the circle to like find you and they were all just like looking at me I'm so sorry do any like I was like hey Jacob like oh hey what's up Joe and I'm like you didn't introduce me oh you just grabbed my ass and then you just looked at me instead of like laughs I was like Don and I went to Vegas and we someone there was saying like oh hey Don sounds next to someone on the plane and that person was like oh where are you going to therefore or smash Herman oh I like smash do you watch Alfred and then dawns like yes I know Alfred I'm actually flying with him and the kids like what no you why don't really I think goes yeah he's over all and I'm like slid my head back against the flight just drooling and asleep and he's like yeah that's Alfred I had a home yet Nintendo hook up a private booth for smash ultimate six months before the game came out and he said you can record an hour's worth of content and he said who are you gonna record with and you know every every one of my friends is competing there yeah so I like I just said oh my god no no one is available a Jo can you do it and then he goes sure that was the first time we recorded like an actual video with commentary and everything together so if you want to go watch it I feel like it kind of holds up now we [ __ ] broke ultimate Howie I thought we never - I don't think we've ever talked about it I don't have the footage I checked recently so Joe and I were playing ultimate early six months before the game came out and we it was like Mario versus Ridley or Mario's Ridley yeah and Joe landed his final smash on me and something went wrong in the entire screen rotated 90 degrees in this camera got stuck shooting at the skybox we could still control our characters and he was like some incredible glitch we found in the Newton was like don't put that the video don't put that the video don't put that in the video don't show anyone that don't show anyone the video so the bracket we just went through previously was a last-chance qualifier how thick is that now it's all the gym leaders in here trying to be the champion oh okay that actually is sick yeah right I do like this because they'll let you refight the gym leaders but now it's like oh hey yeah there are useless pieces of [ __ ] that have weak vocal on there these are there actual pulleys yeah but do people really want to prove that Tyler doesn't exist like wait the base is about to drop oh there's the bracket all right hope you guys saw it yep freeze frame Kylie just freeze the frame for a second for him he doesn't know how Tyler google it well which gym when did they play against though look at bracket after this cuz pretty much suck finals is Leon he didn't have to play in the bracket I think that's kind of badass to be honest Yeah right he earned his seed I really do think that um smash tournaments could benefit from just having like floated pools I don't get why they don't like they try it out for a little bit I don't know what it was that I think went wrong I think that people don't like that top players get a privilege of skipping round one when everyone else has to do it but I think it's fine because in a way they've earned their way by going through countless Ron won pools here's right here yeah he lost to Ray Hawn the dragon guy okay and he says I was able to show everyone in the audience how amazing a proper battle could be without using Dynomax oh my god he's the low tier he remain people thought my Donkey Kong was really cool in melee yeah he's playing the Oscar a Hans Falco in bracket say man I [ __ ] grab him cargo threw him on battlefield but they didn't he checked it and shine me I have so Falco so broken why does it miss her dragon have a torkoal the answer is because they don't have enough dragon types in the gym damn dude Cynthia died and Garchomp didn't even get to run I'm gonna get this air slash crit watch this would you be $1 fee if you're right damn it I flinched I'll take it and now he's gonna throw out Giganta max dural udon and I can't destiny bond and for some reason I don't get that Maggie's at level 43 what the [ __ ] Ty Lee you've come a long way man come on metronome there's no way we had the speed for this though you know maybe he'll do max Carr like he's going Dynomax or try Kanto max is literally nothing we did you get a selfie today that's sick charismatic as [ __ ] I like this guy I like this guy a lot no he's definitely my favorite pokey boy this gin oh oh my god now it's just a tower yep it's a skyscraper do you think we die here yes sorry Tyler he's holding on all right what's he gonna use what's he gonna do metronome it could be it could be anything like we're like we could have just beat him with nine tails but we wanted to give it him with destiny bond I think destiny wants hilarious move yeah but isn't it crazy that that's the only way we wanted to win this game oh I don't even bat an eye yet a man no I just accept it from us yes Gigi's [ __ ] got him dude imagine just like you got to stick your hand out shake the hands like Gigi's man we both play back he's like oh you're about to do the champions match wouldn't it be a shame if I did this innocent people get convicted yes that is a big problem so anyways off of that topic cuz I thought of something else to say I have already tried to wonder trade away a legendary Pokemon and the game says this is the special Pokemon so you cannot wonder trade it away well you can't wonder trade legendaries anymore nope you can't and that makes me so sad oh he was just walking in place for a little bit but is this a hallucination or are we even real are we human or are we dancers is that what this is supposed to be yes so now we got to go to the princess mononoke shine and hear me out Joe we take the sword and shield oh my god could it be related how how did I not guess and we're gonna pull a sword out of rock in this game not out of Iraq on a rock it's literally just lying there oh why because why is hop here because he's the other legendary hero what has he done we got to go into the underground and save the world you know what this whole thing made me realize why [ __ ] I'm hungry yeah we're fighting chairman Rosa Rosa and he's just a dude you know dude just look at this Tyler approached the battlefield seized the giant elephant with the aura around him in SCO's huh a fair battle must [ __ ] roll the dice hopefully this move will turn things around for me I think that's the one I don't like about this game that's my biggest complaint why do they have to talk every two seconds like I kind of yeah way to go Tyler I'm gonna max revive Tyler cuz I really want to I want him to get the metronome out no down come on Tyler bring it home just live through this do one thing in your life either Tyler what if we just tell you alright well we tried hah why are you here wait wife was hop here when did he get there yeah like this isn't me just [ __ ] on hop just like as a narrative why was hop here also this is like the rook ways of this world at earnest okay so can you not catch it right now we can and then we take it to the champion battle is it kind of [ __ ] up that the champion battle got interrupted we go and catch this and then we throw it out we can just tweet out a link code and then if people type it will trade the matter notice I'm game because we can't wonder trade it yeah we'll do that we'll give it to someone not now cuz we have to catch it first why would you throw a regular pokeball a legendary get down as chars are just said get down mr. president okay dad's I do like that cutscene yeah that was metal no case this is a polka wall [ __ ] breaks and everything you open it yeah but like doesn't that look so much more brutal ya know that it looked kind of terrifying yeah he is the only Pokemon you cannot Dynomax really and he has a move called Dynomax cannon and it deals 100 base power but if their Dynomax it deals double oh so he's supposed to be like counter meta yeah so time for phase two boys oh now he's yeah tapeworm and we have our good friend hop by our side if we step back just hop just sure do I eat in sure mm-hmm okay hear me out find a way to step back I forgot we found the sword and shield plus he use that shield well you were just talking about how you wish that it would do that show we summoned the sword you know Pokemon oh my god oh oh that is so pretty music in this game is phenomenal know this song claps also whenever we fight them like to catch them and stuff do their songs like all the music in this game slaps this gives me very like 90s anime vibe yeah no this doesn't look like Thundercats whatever they show that surround this scene is kind of dope though these two moves are sick as [ __ ] okay but Kamath blade oh my god it just had like a Z move cutscene yeah and then he doesn't look at explosions like a cool guy I'm full dog but I will say that cut seems like 10 seconds long and it gets old real fast play he myth bash though alright let's go garden it like a pretty sick yeah I know that actually he's joking and then you just Akuma's over him is essentially oh you got a crib not you oh you're not gonna pop off for that one hop when the fate of the world depends on it oh now you have nothing to say gets inside that important huh hop what do you got for us I really hope you coffee this double-edged oh my god God imagine a Pokemon game where this was the cup seen every single time you through oh my dude okay I think like if Pokemon were real and that's what it looked like every single time nobody's so [ __ ] illegal they catch them oh yeah why cuz it just looks like an act of war and hair yeah Ash Ketchum my favorite war hero dude a Pokemon world is a criminal's playground it really is well that's why we have like animal control most all the time and just yeah have them I remember our political people go craft it's like they make some money in marginalized minorities yeah which not good not good average Joe with the Flygon could become Hitler like you don't want I'm gonna be so pissed if it's anything work but I believe between now so that might be what I'm just yeah yeah yeah all right oh he traded us a Pokemon a poison type name gas chamber oh crap I need to call Barry I need to follow Brady on my main show they're trading us their cinder ace oh sure that's the fire starter oh sweet we did it we did it guys that's the one we started off with we just know we start with kruky and now he's evolved to cinder ace yep thank you thank you Chris for your level 69 cinder ease thank you and if you're watching this video go retweet that or just say something nice about Chris he deserves it you're like here Leon yours disappoints like oh my god this is a high schooler yeah and then that makes it more embarrassing whenever you lose yeah there's a lot of insult to injury here and you starts with Aegis slash each slash sick Pokemon the game is so much louder like it's a sword and a shield oh my god the champion has a sword but he also has the sword has it all Dean is so deed says a lot about society you know I really do though your [ __ ] Leon you start with protect well yeah you see it like everyone's pokemon has been like level 50 something and now yeah he does some yeah I don't shot us what the [ __ ] why it's King shield it changes your stance and protects but then he gets since we go first he gets a higher defense this turn okay that's actually sick [ __ ] sick yeah I think that's one of the sickest new animations in all of Pokemon my god he's just soft brother he is Hoffs brother annie has earthquake rough Oh Tyler so we don't live next turn okay Oh how's it feel to be told that he hit a super effective hit yes whatever is I don't think that's gonna be that big of a deal yeah I think this is the only value to think and oh oh that's so that's my review of it if you play it the way we do yeah then there's one thing I'm really interested in like I want to go back and play like the original gin 1 Engine 2 games yeah the remakes not the actual original versions but like just as out I remember having to think of those games I don't know if that's because the games were harder or if it's because I was a dumb little kid [ __ ] [ __ ] well we tried barely Chris should have sent us a better Pokemon man yeah that's all Chris's fault not ours let's other comments what Pokemon Chris should have sent mm-hmm I agree with that cuz we sent him the best one in the game cuz he was a legendary it's the legendary yep that's the strongest Pokemon in the world so much Lex you're here to hit us with a fatty revive you did great bud Chris thank you so much man also doesn't it fitting that like another concert bracket bolt has to tree peas that he just shoots out whoa Tyler the tank okay all right Tyler you know time with his buddy metronome baby roll those [ __ ] dying yo he so lives this no crit no crit okay Tyler what you got for us it could be anything energy balls you all okay I won Tyler it means much part of the journey is all of us mm-hmm okay he's mixing it up I think that should do just about the same amount yeah okay we're good all right okay hit us with the metronome buddy oh you go first this time oh that's tab we might die here yeah whoa cool Tyler the tank all right take us home Tyler okay of all the moves hey you know he got seven HP on seven I'm not done Tyler I believe in you Oh Mike hahaha brother so um hear me out yeah I think the funniest way to win the league is by blaming Kemal yeah destiny bond right yeah yeah that would be a fitting way ginga was the way home for us so it's fitting oh that's super effective didn't see that one coming yikes we're fine I didn't expect him to be faster than this either oh okay that makes more sense don't get caught off on a critical hit dumbass you just got gimped me and don't think about it too much dude I'm gonna start doing that every time you giving someone just feel like hey it's okay you got a gimmick don't worry bud yeah just don't think about it yeah Tyler might not exist anymore actually yeah Tyler's [ __ ] dead dude I can't believe Tyler was murdered hey it's again like we just kind of accept it uh-oh that's not what I thought happened Oh ruff ruff okay hold up hold up hold up desperate times if I use destiny bond turn one and then turn two he kills me I he still dies right no it's all about turn it's so aggravating watching us play because you know we could just have used Gyarados to kill him or something right yeah but the people are getting aggravated this this isn't fire [ __ ] oh you're gonna create you [ __ ] we might lose just because of this [ __ ] no it'll be fine we can keep doing this provide [ __ ] don't worry we have three more revives Charizard where you gonna do ancient power yet see that's the move so healing would have been the wrong play yeah I probably wouldn't have killed Oh their crit goddamnit it's not the pus on fritz we might have [ __ ] around a little too much yeah that's what thank you we might have air slash we got it okay yeah we a few jeez god damn it the [ __ ] I don't know where's this human know we tried to destiny bond we tried to gimmick him okay okay here's that here's my play we're just going with Barracuda we can't destiny bond him okay air slash might not kill if we have full health - he didn't just crit dangerous kritis wait oh oh yeah hell yeah alright okay Danny we don't have another revive so we can't bring back Gengar that's the gimmick we wanted [ __ ] we had to win on actual turn no the bill that's found to it frustrating that was this wasn't for you if it's Ross - we could have done that from the beginning god don't say that kids now they have a reason to be mad oh yeah oh my god oh honey just see crowning no he hits this big kuma my time as a champion is over but what a champion time it's been known okay there's no way that's how you react III did not like my mom Tyler in the crowd yes Tyler that's Tyler God maybe the real Pokemon where the friends we made along the way cuz my friends didn't get cut by the hundreds I think the real Pope or the ones that we trade it away yeah and they're gone forever oh the real friends were the ones we pushed away along the way he boxing us yeah he's giving a speech we beat him and he's the one that's popping off yeah well aren't oh my god that's the game let's go home boy [Music] [Applause] [Music]

Channel: Alpharad

Views: 2,423,460

Keywords: alpharad, super smash bros ultimate, smash bros, not, not alpharad, alpharad smash, nintendo, nintendo switch, pokemon, sword, shield, pokemon shield, pokemon sword, pokémon, pokémon shield, alpharad plus

Id: QCiHFvkRAzI

Length: 104min 45sec (6285 seconds)

Published: Sat Dec 21 2019