Ranking EVERY Pokémon that has ever existed

last year i got bored and made this list and today i want to monetize that boredom uh if you go right here my categories are peak pokemon i feel nothing and does not deserve rights let's just talk about bulbasaur i never really felt a lot towards him but then i did a nuzlocke i think bulbasaur is our first friend ivysaur is something i like to call the smash effect right a character gets added to a different game and you either like them way more or way less and i like ivysaur way less ivysaur is all right i suppose and i think venusaur is awesome he's cool guy how do we feel about charmander he's just a guy like he's a perfect first starter i think i like bulbasaur better um i think i like charmeleon charmander i think charmander's pretty raw you know if the fire on his tail goes out he dies and that's sick i'll be honest i actually don't like charmeleon they love charizard he's in pokken he's in unite he's in smash bros he's in everything not only do the people like charizard game freak loves charizard you would probably be like he's overrated he's obnoxious he's in everything i hate this bastard and i feel that but he's popular because he's pretty cool probably like right here when you factor in charizard x squirtle just a little guy i think like of all the starter squirtle might be my favorite i can't really pinpoint why blastoise is probably like my least favorite i think i like it more than war turtle let's just agree canto starters pretty decent a lot of the bug pokemon are going to be ranked pretty low that's just how it be if you disagree make your own list i like caterpie though he is such a friend metapod is funny butterfree i just don't really care i like weedle but he doesn't have the friend element that caterpie has you know i'm moving caterpie to awesome just i'm going to keep him in awesome for now kakuna same thing funny there was a metapod trainer wasn't a cocoon trainer i actually feel nothing but beedrill high up there this is going to take a while isn't it i like pidgeot because it's a cooler bird i only get pidgey to get to pidgeot you know i have no affinity for pidgey i like fear strat rattata i think he's all right he's all right you know i i feel something for him uh i don't really feel anything towards eradicate but i will rank these tiers i think i feel like the most nothing sparrow i like it more than pidgey thera's cool it feels like budget pidgeot but i do like it more than pidgeotto i think there's this problem right in gen one and 2 where a lot of the character designs aren't anything crazy you just kind of point and be like that's a snake it's like a nothing for me but arbok it looks like a cobra but it's pretty cool this tier list is not going to be consistent i feel nothing for i feel the most nothing but i feel nothing for pikachu it's a good character design i recognize that it served the test of time but one i miss fat pikachu two because you know everyone thinks charizard's overrated i think he's cool i just can't feel anything for him raichu is superior but alolan raichu is he's like he's like peak pokemon i love alolan raichu he's a little surfer guy look at his days on his tail that's awesome so both forms are friends he is a friend right there sam slash he's just cool you know like he's meant to be cool nidoran small guy small girl excuse me i feel nothing for most of these i think i like the mid evolution the most is that weird and then i like nitto king more than nitto queen as well another one of those pokemon where competitive changed my perspective on them a lot because i use clefairy on almost all of my teams obnoxious and that's what i aim for when i play pokemon and clefable i don't care about but alolan nine tails alolan vulpix i feel i feel less for oh it could be it could be pokemon jigglypuff i remember earlier when i mentioned the smash effect personally i constantly forget jigglypuff is even a pokemon because of smash bros i recently beat explorers of sky and i gotta say wigglytuff pretty based i like zubat when you actually dissect what is zubat he's just a little guy low awesome i don't know what it is about golbat maybe it's the gaping mouth it just doesn't do it for me i feel nothing when i look at golbat oddish i don't even think i have to explain it that's a friend if i've ever seen one and then gloom i know it's not a cum-stained pokemon but why does it look like it you know i'm gonna say gloom's not awesome but vile plume there's such a legacy with this pokemon on our channel and you think i would like it more but i will put it in french let's look at paris did anyone else finish legends arceus recently normally i feel nothing towards paris but legends artists is the only thing that's ever made me feel something towards them which is negative hatred fire anger so uh not awesome i'm gonna say it's bad because i feel like there are some parasect defenders in the world and they need something to get angry at today because they have nothing else going for them they know that i don't think about him much i don't think about it much but he's like oh he's shaped like a friend this has been a mosque yeah i'll place him there we got diglett he's not up there up there but i think he's up here doug trio i've never really been a huge fan of the triple pokemon i just think the hair is funny like there meow if i had to rank all of them i actually don't like any of them i am going to say for meow persian it's just a cat like meowth is a cat but he has a funny voice kaidok just sits here with his hands on his face just [ __ ] slaps people for fun it's charming goldtec is one of those pokemon where i've never used it on a team but i definitely do like golduck porn venusaur manky gotta put him in i feel nothing but i do like priming growlithe yeah he's up there arcanine has been one of those backup moms and all of our backup mods and all of my like competitive teams poliwag hollywood ollie rat i just look at him and go uh i'd step on it you know does that make sense is that normal i feel nothing holy ratho i think is pretty based abracadabra alakazam i think it's just one of those evil lines where you're just trying to get to the final evolution i don't really feel anything about abraham i think it's like decent alakazam is i'm gonna put him in awesome machop macho i feel nothing towards i do think machop's a little guy so maybe i feel a little towards him but machamp i like him in pokemon unite and i think that bumped him up on my list because you just see him alex jones sprinting at you and you just have to think quick before he submissions you and i think that's hilarious bellsprout is it repetitive if i say he's awesome because he's just doing a funky little dance weepinbell nothing victory bell i've used on a lot of teams i like it more than catter i think caterpie's just misplaced sorry tinted cool tint to cruel i feel nothing towards him i think tinted cruel is kind of funny because he canonically cause 911. then they had to pull that clip out of the intro because it was 911 yeah it happened oh my god i forgot about this geodude like i can get behind i like what he stands for graveler he just rolls around gollum let me think about it not very high on my list at all ponyta rapidash one of the most beautiful shinies and super high uh i would probably place like above argonine with champ why are there so many slow bro forms how did that happen him having the mega buster is pretty funny his mega form is also funny i'm gonna rank him like right here slowpoke uh i feel something you know magnamine magneton i know this is gen 1 but it always felt a little lazy but magnamine himself i think he's fun farfetch because i thought he was a super rare pokemon as a kid so when i caught one i popped off his stock only went down in my eyes right there doduo dodrio i think they're pretty slept on i know i just complained about like magneton doug trio this is just the same thing with another head but they have a tail now so did you consider that i think sealcuts are close higher than blastoise for sure and then dugong what a beautiful creature i'm a fan of them right here that was a lot of gas just to place them in all right i suppose the larian or alolan form of muck is atrocious to me oh this is a lowland form for sure yeah i'm even gonna go so far to say alolan muck does not deserve rights shelter cloister like they just look like mainly cloister he just sees straight i think i will submit myself as kind of straight and slap him at the bottom of awesome i'm just going to write gengar real quick but i i like gengar a lot i like haunter even more and i i think ashley's a hit onyx i feel nothing but i do think it's pretty funny because the clip in my nuzlocke with captain kidd oh yeah that's why i was gonna say give the quick claw to mewtwo is because uh if you could proc quickclaw and then have the flinch what did i say braden what did i say okay so couple things drowsy uh i wouldn't even i don't i don't like him he's not awesome i don't think hypno deserves rights crabby and kingler just looking too much alike a real i mean that's right next to voltorb and electrode really feel anything towards any of these actually i'm gonna do something real quick it's just pikachu here lightning round uh execute i feel nothing towards exeggutor funny guy cubone everyone wants to give him sympathy points because his mom died wow it happens to all of us all your moms are going to die eventually but i think marowak is pretty cool because of alola marowak this dude's badass hitmonlee hitmonchan feel nothing towards i would go so far to call like a tongue grotesque i would just say that he's not awesome yeah definitely never felt anything towards coughing wheezing i definitely like the gallerian wheezing more that's a funny guy above blastoise that's for sure rhyhorn is definitely like an i feel nothing right on is like above blastoise i would have put chansey pretty low but recently i watched pokemon generations in its entirety chansey is like all that's good in the world competitively hate the [ __ ] what pretty awesome tangela tangula tingling this one i think we got a new friend's competitor kangaskhan uh i think having kids is cringe not awesome just a seahorse i don't really like this line until king i think i feel nothing towards goldeen seeking i think i forgot about this pokemon i think i forgot golden evolves i like staryu but for some reason starmie is such a better design mr mime uh they both kind of feel like perverts to me i don't think there's anything like alarming about mr mime i just don't trust him so it feels a little inappropriate to call him a funny guy after that mr mime can go there scyther's a cool guy wow i'm really placing scyther high i would even go so far say jinx is bad elektra buzz i i feel like i should think he's cooler so i'm going to place it here i think i like blast stories more than magmar again one of those i should feel something here straight up just a bull that's a funny guy he's just a fish i just feel like it's pokey baiting right gyarados is just cool i feel like most people would rank gyarados pretty high i'm gonna place him there above scyther just a beautiful pokemon and lapras is like right around there what a hard character to rank i think ditto is pretty high i think he's awesome and the top of awesome chad i hope no one disagrees with me on this i'm putting evie in the pikachu tier vaporeon right i like vaporeon a lot and that is the burden i bear vaporeon used to be my favorite pokemon but then i think the internet happened and now i'm scared to ever mention i like pokemon because of well let's just see what the chat has to say so vaporeon has moved down on my list but vaporeon is probably my favorite pokemon that we've ranked so far jolteon i would even go so far say a friend and then flareon you might have been aware the first iteration of the phenomenon known as twitch place pokemon my opinion on flareon resembles that i like the evolutions porygon more but i think i would still rank um above graveler ammamite um there's like a lot of love for them because of like praise helix uh i think i think i think they're okay you know at this point you kind of recognize i do like the little guys but kabutops i love edgy hack and slashers too like scyther aerodactyl i think i'm gonna play some right above starmie he is definitely a pikachu but he's like a pseudo pikachu we have pseudo legendaries he's a pseudo pikachu so now we get to the three birds their gallerian forms are gorgeous all three of these bird designs are bangers and all three of the glarion forms are like turbo bangers but i i am an edgy [ __ ] at the heart galerion zapdos is honest honestly all three of these designs are insane articuno is probably like right there dratini this is one of those i feel nothing mons when it's just like it only exists to get to the next step which for me dragonair for whatever reason is like peak pokemon like it's just gorgeous which is so weird because just like a small little snake to be quite honest with you i've never really cared about dragonite but pokemon unite made me brain dead you know that's what i live for dragonite moved up mewtwo is like peak pokemon objectively speaking but the smash effect doesn't really exist from youtube because like he's like he really is a pikachu i like mu way more than you two muse like a tiny little funny cat he's there to cause problems on purpose not a crazy chickerita fan i have to be honest i like bailey bayleef is my favorite in the line is meganium not awesome i think i'd rather eat meganium than like be friends with it you know i think cynical is better than bailey and then i think quillava it's hard to have a good mid evolution you know but quill lava is exactly that factoring in the hussuyan form typhlosion is maybe even a french i think he's the best first evo in jodo i like him more than charmander but i hate kraken something about the design for alligator though probably the best johto final evolution not factoring in his suit and typhlosion i'm gonna place him right there he's rattata he's zigzagoon for it though way up here it's because of fur at walk but also pokemon stadium i feel nothing also nothing ladybug i do think ladian is a pretty cool design because ladybug just feels like a ladybug but lady and is kind of like a more pokemonified ladybug i had a fear of spiders growing up and i think spinarak helped me get over it right there people like aryados i should like ariados but they're not as high as spinarak crobat is like meant to be cool it is the cool version of goldbach i'm gonna put crobat in france which is also france aka based i don't remember what this one's name is but i like it then lantern is just not as cute as chinchou it's just electric dugong actually not at all hey chew completely smash smash effect for me when peach was announced for a smash ultimate i was like i'm gonna main that character no matter what and then they were broken pichu is like up here for me i'm sorry charizard x is like peak pokemon too haunter two baby pokemon as a whole this straight up don't do anything for me juggies all right i think it's like anime you know like togepi's treated as like a pikachu and then togetic it feels so naked not to zatu they're fine it's just a sheep i get that but it's a cute sheep i think one of the few evolutionary lines that just kept going up there and for a dose they're friends like at one point in my life the top 10 pokemon i like blossom they're just pretty they're awesome i like mural as a kid i love merrell very puntable but in a friendly way right under dragonite azumarill never did anything for me sudowwudo is funny but he's not like a funny guy he had one good joke pretty low on my list i like how poliwhirl evolves in him more than bailey hop hip is the only one i like in here like right there not a huge monkey fan i like donkey kong but that information is kind of irrelevant right now if anything i feel anger which i think is not awesome i don't want it to live such a mid pokemon i like anima i think quackstar is great a lot of people want to focus on the whooper but quagsire up there and then whooper yeah he's also up here espeon and umbreon incredible pokemon but i love murkrow just an energy that they hold he's not as funny as slowbro like i just want to push him over and steal his life alert i do like mischievous yeah yeah i have no idea how to rank a known that's like ranking english how do i feel about the letter seven terrifying he is a nuzlocke ender so i don't feel nothing towards him i feel fear 100 i feel nothing i also feel nothing dunsparce definitely a meme pokemon but he's fun gligar like i only have to think about it there he was the steel type i respect that which is awesome i really don't like snubble and then granble is like decent a definitive nothing and then scissor is badass scyther was already badass and then they perfected the line no need for a third boom cleaver [ __ ] we'll get to that later i think i want to say peak pokemon funny guy i could never get behind it back in high school cell lab don't [ __ ] with shuckle and i go i get it but do i really i'm going to place them right there hair cross though peak pokemon i like sneeze a lot here my mom's favorite pokemon so i think i have a soft spot for them because of that but i think he's just too real him and ursarang are just bears and cubs but for some reason i can't remember the names of the next two pokemon okay slug [ __ ] i feel nothing for him quad weak to water which sucks i don't like shitty pokemon never he's kind of fire them swing up swine up why not mama's not man with swine i don't know why i don't care for him i just don't with pillow swine i just don't get it i think this pokemon said absolutely nothing towards just a fish and octopus you know what it's such a lazy design i'm even gonna call it not awesome it's just a fish which i know you could probably say that about some pokemon i like but i'm a hypocrite and i will do it again you know you ever have people associate with pokemon because i can never see this and not think about little z does not deserve right no i'm just kidding yeah right there i feel nothing towards them skarmory though definitely intended to be cool and they stuck the landing cool fire dog but han houndoom is badass i'm thinking about it oh it's high togepi honestly isn't pikachu tier either i think it's funny you just keep it eevee and pikachu kingdra it just looks like the state of florida to me i don't know if that's a good thing or not i don't like dawn fan but fanp that's a friend actually no i think he is shaped like a friend but i have to draw my line somewhere awesome smooth brain porygon i think they're too similar not awesome just a deer smeargle is like shitty mew i love that funny i actively dislike tyrogue i don't feel like we needed him hitmontop based peak pokemon i've always liked him on top but then when you introduce dr bus downton in the picture smooching doesn't deserve rights not a huge fan of baby pokemon but some get passes and i think ella kid is one of those i feel like him and cyndaquil would just be friends magby though not awesome just a cow actually i'm gonna move miltank to not awesome because i've seen the clip of me out sucking the the teats of miltank i see blissey and i groan because i just think about what i've dealt with so i'm gonna say blissey is not awesome less awesome than teeth sucking let's talk about the legendary dogs or the beasts i think suicune is by far the best one i'm gonna play sweeper up there it's a great design riko suicune got crystal ante had a movie riko kind of just got the [ __ ] end of the stick i like him though i'm gonna place him there in the middle of awesome but then entei i think he's the least cool one top of pretty good i'm just gonna play tyranitar real quick i think pupitar to tyrantar is one of the biggest glow-ups this is a friend he's a scary friend but he's a friend pupitar sucks but i think they're like kind of supposed to write they're just a cocoon pokemon but larvitar i also really don't feel a lot sue i like lugia i don't love lugia but ho-oh is just a gorgeous pokemon and as a one-piece fan i love foreshadowing seeing ho-oh in the first episode and then not introduced for like another generation i really like how upfront they were with ho up here celebi on the cusp of being based now we are in gen 3. by far my favorite gin we know mudkip is one of my favorite pokemon maybe above charizard probably the weakest first evo they're still awesome the dick pokemon combustion is the biggest miss in the gen 3 starter line trico is a friend it may be awesome i don't just want to put all the stars in the front here i have to like analyze it as not a starter i just finished playing mystery dungeon 2. you know what this means i'm going to move gly guard down so i can put them right next to celebi badass i'm going to put them in friends here i like sceptile a lot playskins so cool and i don't know why blaziken does get more love everyone likes splazikin no one dislikes place akin some mothers do because of his little cat i think blaze gets higher than vaporeon actually blaze can you can enjoy the number one spot for now marshtop he looks deranged and i like that he just looks like he [ __ ] his pants and didn't realize gate kept by slow bro i think swampert is a very special pokemon for me this swampert was my best friend as a kid like right above keytar and i know i said i wasn't skipping ahead i'm gonna skip ahead my favorite pokemon of all time absol i've always loved black and white color palettes monochrome and everything and absol is just perfectly that i know you could probably say it's just a weird looking cat isn't that awesome poochie enough i don't really feel a lot towards but i will say my deanna is pretty sick probably like pretty high up here zigzagoon's a friend i think just because i grew up with gen 3 a lot i just grew such an attachment to that little guy in the first round lanoon i definitely learned to appreciate later in life i didn't even realize these were hm slaves when i was growing up i think i'm finally separating the nidorans they're just cocoons let's talk about worm i like a beautiful eye i don't really care for bug pokemon but i think dust talks is pretty badass if i could pick one pokemon to have as a pet i think lot's probably up there he just wants to hang out and i could like drink out of him you know which is what i look for in a pet this is a peak pokemon if i've ever seen it definitely in the i don't care tier list whereas ludicolo is based he's not breaking into peak pokemon that's reserved for low tad mid nuzleaf he's okay i do think nuzleaf is cooler not by too much i think i like taylor for the same reason i like uh rattata he does the exact same thing but a little better but i feel nothing for swallow it's just a seagull but i think i'm gen 3 bias and i'm gonna put him all the way up here and then pelipper not awesome i don't know why he's so much lower than wingle but that is the reality of the world we live in and you just have to deal with that he's a worthless pokemon and i want to hold him i think he's awesome curlia is also pretty cool it being like a little ballerina psychic pokemon yeah that's actually badass but gardevar i'm gonna rank so high up i thought it was just such a stunning looking pokemon growing up and i was shocked when people were attracted to this pokemon i'm gonna write masquerading real quick because i feel nothing but cerskin serious kid is incredible breeloom i think is pretty decent yeah play someone right here but with shroomish me and my friends in high school we all had like a week to make a team and battle each other and everything like that but my friend luke he had a marsh stomp and five shroomishes and that has forever been hilarious to me because of that much higher on my list slack off lacking slack i don't care i think it's just like the gluttonous type of pokemon slacking feels so much more like lint and belly button kind of energy like real wario levels of disgusting place i'm like right there he's my favorite of the three which isn't like saying a lot but i would play something like pretty high nothing more of a gateway to one get ninja pretty cool but then you get [ __ ] in joe shading is just a gimmick pokemon that's all they are and i think that's so cool you know i'm bumping them up to friends whismur looks terrified and i don't really feel anything explode i think he's like cutting it loudrid right here i'm not in love with the line i don't know i think he's a cute guy he's just like doughy you know and i think for hariyama i actually just don't feel anything for him i know i don't like baby pokemon and i've said that a zoo real is an exception why i think i like to zero a lot as a kid sometimes you have those you know nosepass i like in legends arceus that he always points north he's weird and i like it once it was pointed out to me that like this little thing above del caddy's neck is like one of those airport pillows you get and i just can't unsee it i think skiddy's cute like there i do like del caddy more though i think everyone kind of likes sableye i think he's even peaked pokemon i think ma wile is a pokemon that i want to like so bad but i just don't get it but i do like what i don't get actually i'm going to use this for marwell instead because i get that a little bit more there uh larian feels awkward not awesome pretty badass unfortunate typing because he just dies to everything right above zig zagoon i like him a lot i would put him above squirtle i don't think i feel anything actually electric monectric i like a lot who's the better mom plus or mine i'm gonna do something crazy this is the gatekeeper minen is a whole tier better pikachu tier is not reserved for the pikachu clones it's for the mascot lucario isn't pikachu here you know what let's just go find lucario right now he is second in line to pikachu volby don't care a loomis don't care i didn't really like rosalia and then i learned that they were like an inch tall like right there chat it seems that i have forgotten the name of these two funny but uh i don't care for them i never have i care for swallowed less though it's all right sharpedo is really cool i think it's safe to say i don't care about whale mer but wailord the definition of comedy because this dude is mass real has to recognize real here i want to push him down a flight of stairs does not deserve rights this is a friend i like spoink a lot yeah again don't really care i like him spend is great almost my favorite normal type i thought he was for a while but we'll get to that let's move flygon all the way up the tippy tippy top a friend more than goligar but brava is thus pupitar but it looks better pretty high on awesome i never really like hackney growing up but what changed my mind on that was the new pokemon snap because cacnia like naruto runs and then just rolls down hills i don't know i'm going to put him in friends tier he looks so sick and i don't know why we never got more of him wall blue i don't feel nothing towards it i think it's cute but alteria i'm gonna put alteria on peak pokemon i think they're really cool i just don't know why a super forgettable pokemon nothing crazy so viper is also just like a snake but i think it's just pretty gen 3 had a lot of bangers lunatone and soul rock that's like the opposite of a banger barboche wish cash fish but wish cash put a mirror i've never seen enough of corefisch crawdant they're fun guys though i'm like i feel anything towards baltoy i don't think i like it but not a lot playdoh i do like he's a weird looking design earlier i don't feel anything i'm gonna say cradles out of this tier i wanted to call this pokemon amaranth but that's not correct i don't think i care for him design's too busy for me pretty low actually stepping stone pokemon melodic it's the essence of beauty if i made this tier list three years ago melodic is like up here but after playing a little bit of competitive pokemon for the past couple years yeah that's fair i think the gimmick of cast form is cool i just wish it was on a better pokemon form himself looks like a naked little baby with testicle necks i don't know his farm hard carry him i like the design a lot mystery dungeon bumps him up a fair amount wow i really like heklion don't i shop it's just like a little shadow puppet you know like that's it that's the name but i like shepard a lot then ban it really cool i don't think it's as high as shepard for me but it's definitely like up there duskol and dusk klopp's have a soft spot in my heart deskull was my very first shiny i'm gonna put descale there i also shiny dusk clops wow i didn't think i liked dusk club so much but you might be up there you know i'm bringing hound doom tropius is he's weird and i like him for that i don't think i feel a lot towards him i think i feel something why not his baby no run's okay there he's weak he's like dewgong better do gongs feel to the moon feel has to be the grin gatekeeper thematically that makes sense big boy kind of like an agron tier flam pearl nothing huntail weird weird is good the bottom of awesome i like huntail more it's just a dolphin corbis is an eel oh well reyla can't don't feel anything it's just heart scale not awesome bagon shell gun salmon what an incredible final evolution factoring in the mega i love crescent moons i love gin three solomons is up here and i think altera is a little higher cocoon next to pupitar this is the same [ __ ] poke bagon is a stupid little man he has a mullet and i don't think he's very awesome steven stone's signature pokemon and he gives you a little beldum at the end of the game you care for that buildup that only knows takedown actually shugon's worse i thought about it not a good pokemon i don't think i care actually i do it could just be belled him into metang and i don't think anyone would like really bat denied i'm gonna put him above teddy ursa going to use mega metagross actually just because it's cooler i'm not going to say peak pokemon it's close but we have to admit it's gate cat by spiel now the reggie's i think reggie ice is my favorite i think here reggie rock yeah right there but reggie steele reggie steele has a dark history that was not awesome ladies i think this is the exact same pokemon but i do like blue just the color more i think we can all agree mega rayquaza and then the primals are just cooler so let's factor that in mega rayquaza is sick peak pokemon design this badass dragon ribbons those are really cool kyogre is beautiful kyogre goes up here too probably right under low tad in equal power some might say primal groudon i like groudon because of my randomized nuzlocke but i think as a mon he's the lowest of the weather trio but honestly all bangers rocky is special to me because i think it's just gen 3 bias right there i thought deox is such a cool pokemon as a kid because i could only find it through game sharking probably was lower on my list until i watched pokemon generations right there we are on gen 4 baby throttle not awesome i just want to push him over and watch him unable to get back up but tertwig that's a friend not frontier but he's definitely a friend he has grown on me especially after the soul link i did with jaden torterra is a friend isn't he not a huge fan of monkeys i don't like the mid-evolution it's like prince feels so weird but i think he's better i think he's better than them so i'm going to put him there and furnace shitty blaziken i think i would have liked him more if blaziken didn't exist and i like the chicken more than the monkey piplup piplup i like him but i think like doing that solo piplup run definitely bumped him up on my list i made him a friend water steel's sick i think i can put him pulling on right there don't care about staravia stepping stone starly a bird i like his eyes i like how his eyes are drawn they're just like little outlines of circles and i find that charming so i'm putting him higher than you would expect giraffter he's got the funny little pop door i think i have to get kept by pidgeot we're at the little boy the god of pokemon v is so hard to rank because i don't know if i'm ranking the pokemon itself or the culture that is formed around it so i'm gonna just do my best and say i like him there and the barrel i care so little about compared to b doof another very puntable pokemon i guess punting is an emotion for me at least not awesome i don't think i would like his design but i like the funny noises he makes so i'm kind of ranking that sound effect on its own probably one of the best designs in this gym and i'm going to put it up here shanks friend then like luxio awkward puberty phase actually it's not as awkward as i was thinking it's a pretty decent mod video pretty low rosarate is sick gen 4 did a lot of like post evolutions you know and rose rate is definitely one of the cooler ones he just looks like he was dropped on the head i still like him i find him endearing rampardos cool this guy i don't really feel anything towards them bastiodon it's just kind of sick i don't like burmese i don't like warmer damn i wouldn't say they're bad i don't care i just see pachirisu so i'm just taking him to the moon real quick one just a good character design two a world champion comey is kind of funny here i've always thought that queen was pretty cool in a recent stream people were sexualizing her and said vespa cousy so i think that knocks it down on my list a little bit blow me out i don't feel crazy about them i think it's like they could be in the i feel nothing because like i see them and i don't really care if i see them and at the same time i'm like i like what they stand for i don't think i said a senate i feel nothing daylight cherum it's like too cute for me to like really like now we're gonna talk about which cellos is better i just think it blues better i like blue a lot but i think i dislike ambipom i've just had bad memories with it amber palm is like a destroyer of worlds driftloon drift balloon i like the little guy more he's smaller funnier compact steals children here and then big man himself less than ralph's i'm gonna turn chat off for this one binary the shaveable pokemon i think this pokemon looks mad shaveable i would love to reduce it to nothing it just feels rewarding to do such a thing right under meowth low punny the coomer pokemon i liked this design and then the internet got to me i don't want to [ __ ] the anime rabbit instead i am going to place her in a modest mid awesome i think this pokemon is pretty neat it's a witch which is cool top of pretty good haunt crow doesn't do it for me i just see it and i'm like i don't care for it i just don't like poor ugly i mean i'm not supposed to like it glamio is fine though real run-of-the-mill pokemon they're both like little cat friends the littlest guy friend gun skunk dunky funky sunkee i'm just not a fan of gross and skunks are gross isn't like his [ __ ] just his face i don't really like saying those words call him like bringling or something what's his name i forget don't care can be punted down here happening i also kind of dislike but not as much as the other baby pokemon i think it's the fact it's nurturing an egg makes a little more valuable in society i like them a little more than suitable i didn't know this until recently they gave people the power to alter chat dot's cry to whatever they wanted so this is one of the few pokemon who just said slurp fear tomb is a really cool pokemon but legends artist tormented me but i'm trying to not let that cloud my judgment because i think spirit tomb is a really sick pokemon awkward puberty pokemon gibble in bdsp his idol animation has like jazz hands and that like skyrocketed gibble stock for me awesome i think he's hard carried by cynthia i'm putting garchomp up pretty high i don't care i don't think he's awesome also a baby pokemon but i like him i like him way more than lucario he feels like he has something to prove you know he's got spunk top of pretty good lightning round hippopotamus funny little guy i don't like him as much a lower end of pretty good love this guy friend i see him and i'm like toxic crow and the other one i like the little guy more awesome carnivane is a weird guy i think i like him legends rcs actually bumps it down a full tier he aggros on anything this is fish don't care man tag is cute sure it's a baby my line is so oddly drawn i recognize let's talk about obama snow real quick cool design it's neat just sucks that's quad weeks of fire but i actually do like a bomb snow quite a bit but snover is so funny he doesn't have a mouth he's just eyes and he feels so expressive somehow right there very cool i prefer sneezel pretty high up on the friends list magnusone uh i think he's cooler than luxio just a fat gluttonous bastard not awesome a fat bastard version of rydon he's not going super high magmortar has a gun and that's sick he's holding the gun straight at krogunk the growth guy i don't think i care about tangrowth that's weird i think if electrovirus was introduced with electrobuzz i would like him a lot more i definitely like it more than electro buzz gatekep by the porygons real bastard pokemon serene grace it's toxic it's toxic and i run it i think that's for toga gist ghosts i think same thing as like electrovirus they would have hit harder if they were introduced with them i think leafeon is pretty mid it just looks very naked and i don't know how to explain it further than that okay nidoking glacion i think is an incredible mod i like glacier more than espeon i think all the eons are pretty good except flareon blisscore stop there gliscor is pretty cool mama swine one of the weird guys introduced like tangrowth like as soon as they learn ancient power they can evolve i like the weird evolutionary things you know right there porygon z he has like the same energy as like spamton from deltarune does that make sense to anyone because it does to me i like gardevoir more maybe here not a fan dust noir is awesome though this is another mystery dungeon mod and i'm fresh off that i'm going to place him in my mystery dungeon tier frost last such an interesting design it's nice it's elegant i really like frost last i think that's where frost last stands rhodem though rodem is just such a like a jittery [ __ ] guy i like him pretty high up there none of the lake spirits though i really care about but as elf he's funny because he explodes and i like that oh yeah i'm going to put him up here healthier like a weird little penis man i don't hate it badass looking again coming fresh off mystery dungeon they knew that diago was cooler i'm gonna put dialga in awesome he's like a weird cringe potato that's on fire i just don't like him i think reggie gigas pretty cool slow start sucks but being able to like swap him off that or just surviving five turns is pretty cool i think that's a fair awesome tier for him giratina one of those pokemon that like you're supposed to think is badass and cool and they were correct peak pokemon design precilia also a peak pokemon design i love crescent moons i'm just gonna say dark rye real quick ah i'm such an edgy son of a [ __ ] red black and white is such a goated color palette manafie and fione whatever i would put them in don't care but then i learned the quest and legends are ceased to unlock them they are suffering as a result the little hedgehog is okay but this form is so sick then it brings us to arceus how do you rank god like in any context i think he's a cool design though he's in the middle of a friend because i don't know where to rank god it feels political oh my god we're in gen 5. i like the king a lot he's a friend i'll just snatch up imbor real quick because i do not like this guy at all and then ted pig's all right snivy is one of those pokemon i liked a lot but then i realized he has bedroom eyes and it's a little weird makes a little uncomfortable but not that uncomfortable mid-evolution i just don't like i like superior more than snivy it's a good little grass noodle oshawa it's kind of like why i don't like infernape because of blaziken existence piplup i know it's a penguin versus an otter but their designs are just so similar i think oshawa is like very mid i can put him under paulie toad though i can do that and then do watch let me bring samurai first i think he's kind of cool he's just like something missing you know why i think one of the most under-appreciated pokemon is do watch such a good mid-evolution it's like under grovile as the best mid-evolution bass he is a friend i think this guy is just not awesome but i think this guy is like just bad whoa i forgot there's three evolution which means i don't care about this one and then lillipop is a nice little dog sharon could be the gatekeeper for that outland i like dratini more i've ranked all your favorite monkeys pretty low right do we all agree that these are war crimes the tiny ones aren't awful they're just bad i'm looking at it and there are only a few pokemon engine 5 i really like do you think it's actually time for a lightning round we are going to speed run through all of gen 5's pokemon and where they should be ranked a feat never done before by any other person and this is his story i thought i was gonna drop i was a little early this one's okay oh they know fake out that is all this pokemon is for me the cat's here this is just a fetus i don't care for it actually this is worse this is a fetus with an umbilical cord this is just a pigeon i feel nothing this is still a pigeon i feel nothing forms this one's cooler so i feel something but still pretty low for me zebra i like the cute one more actually this one's pretty cool it's going higher so gigalith i like he's so slow so pathetically slow he's rolling with the homies rock and roll i like him he's just a weird little hole he's actually lower after something i don't care about him i like the big one that's a fine place for him i don't like tiny one with no eye it's not that bad though he's so happy he's so happy higher than snorlax escadrill's sick up here audino mid tadpole bad gen 5's pokemon are aggressively polar it's so many bangers and so many this i don't think he deserves right actually one right they should be worthless but they're not i think they're dating he's like burt and ernie they're not that high what is this like levanny i think it's like weird good weird i always like this pokemon because it looks so unamused golio peed i just see this and i think ah speed boost that's good probably one of the coolest cocoon pokemon but still not anything insane this guy is not awesome cottony though is okay stronger than reggie rock but whimsicott to the top here favorite pokemon gen five easy little against i will say that they're friends just another fish pokemon above carvana cute the friend for sure you have puberty which is always awkward and no one cares about but you get crocodile he's badass he's pretty good i feel like i should like him more but i can't i like the little little guy more miraculous is also like in like that carnivane tier where it's just like how does he just exist in a vacuum i like it more than carnivores that's a perfect place the smash effect but for united brussels stock is like through the roof right now here oh i feel nothing i still feel nothing it just doesn't feel like pokemon to me bad evolutionary process the incarnate of satan a casket but egyptian i think he's awesome turtle i feel nothing for him cara costa i feel something with him awful pokemon with an awful ability and i think that's kind of funny there he's just waving at you he's a friend garbador i do like rubbish though it really might just be that he's smaller trash there i think these pokemon are pretty high on my list default and then when you factor in the hersueian forms like there i don't think it's like as cool but you know this is disgusting they just tried to make goth gardevoir and they succeeded and i'm going to place it pretty high as a result what do you want from me gastrodon is kind of like the gatekeeper of all that's unholy just a tiny little mouse guy but he's cute i'm gonna put him there i like the design but i've played against this pokemon too much maybe i don't like it after all i don't care about this but then i do like re-nucleus because then it's like okay there's a character to this now i think he's awesome i know i complain about pokemon being just a mouse or just a rat or just an elephant i guess i haven't said that yet but duckling is just a duck they're just waving this pokemon's just a swan i feel nothing for it the ice cream line doesn't really do anything for me let me just pull out one of my favorite gin five pokemon probably like my favorite mythical so far i'm gonna put her forth right now a moon ghost we'll skip ahead i did not feel anything for this pokemon previously but now the culture of the world has changed i'm gonna put him right above infernae i feel nothing i'm kind of hopping around a little bit but i want to say i hate ferrothorn because they're competitive but he's so cool but he's a bastard so quote by so bad okay i'm just gonna do what feels right higher than charmander so many of these pokemon in gen five i just never felt anything for they have some high highs like a mulga friend a molga time what is baby a mungus named i don't really care about him either but i'm willing to compromise the integrity of the tearless to surround infernae with him it's on fisk which one do i like more i think i like this one more uh i like blue jellican more also feel nothing not awesome i think he's really cool i feel like he should be faster joltik let's just i'll put him next to whooper they'd be good friends garvantula also a friend probably right there clean bling clang blink length i think this is a very redundant pokemon he's funny where's another funny pokemon yeah definitely above tangrowth i feel nothing i don't care litwick he's just a candle but he's an awesome candle another line where the mid evolution is mid maybe i'm edgier than i thought fracture okay this one pretty good pax race is cool he's up there for sure this is one of those pokemon i just feel bad for i just don't care for him same with baritek this is just a snowflake this one disgusts me a selgor that's yeah selger is so i think he's cool i think like a lot of my analysis is bad because i just go pokemon name oh yeah they're cool oh yeah they're funny oh they're a little guy i do not have 905 different phrases i'm gonna put it in friends though i like him a lot not not awesome just forgettable i always forget that drutagon is like that no evos he's just there hi awesome i like the little guy more big man he's lower on this list i don't really care for the privo but vulgarone is just pretty he feels like a little guy who has something to prove and that's why i respect him they really went for a lot of spikes and blades for a lot of the designs like haxorus and that's the only example i have i think right there same thing as toro feel nothing a used to raptor i'd like to play some nexus director but finding an individual pokemon on this tier list sounds like an impossible feat roughly is a friend keep more i don't like i'm gonna put it pretty low durant right there feels right i saw a list i was like who would make the best pet of all the baby dragon i think this guy would be awesome enough around you know he might tear down your whole house but he's a friend though i always want to call him hydrogen but i think that's the yo-yo card right i think this is a pretty banger line i think one two three heads is like kind of funny covered from verizon it's probably my favorite of the three okay this is like a cool design right here this guy i do not like him because i've run into justified beat up tarakian too many times i feel something towards him and the answer is fear lander is t i think i feel the most torture so i think i might be stockholm syndroming myself i like putting him this high here the other genius i just feel mad reshiram zekrom one of those things where the pokemon just feel too identical i just have to slap him together i like zekrom better factoring him kieran white karen black he's pretty cool but just his bass kirum form is just it feels kind of toddler drawn it could have hit a little harder keldi also has a smash factor for me they're pretty high up on the friends list genesect is a really cool pokemon and it feels like one they just kind of forgot about like they shoehorned him into everything and then when the world needed the most event friends placed insects there let's just grab sylveon real quick i'm gonna take sylvia onto the moon up there and i wanna talk about esper someone pointed out that he kind of looks like frasier my dearest cat to the moon right there greninja a pikachu how many rights do you think chesman deserves i would say a moderate number of rights i think he's the best in the evil line he deserves more rights more than delhi bird less than lilliput my least favorite starter in pokemon history doesn't deserve right people aren't gonna like it when i rank the coomer pokemon low finnikin probably a friend i was shocked and terrified to find as much porn of this character as there was i just thought it was a cute little fox and i was wrong i am trying to rank it without the knowledge of what i know hi awesome i think fire psychic is cool funny little stick above low punny to make a statement brokey is cute but it definitely like brings out the cute aggression of me like i want to push him down a flight of stairs but in a good way and then we got frogadier i just don't feel anything i feel nothing towards maybe diggersby can be not awesome a friend above breaks in just to make a point a stepping stone to get to talonflame the more i learned about like competitive i feel like i use town flame on all the teams i build townflame is just a bird but a bird fire scatterbug i feel nothing towards same goes for pavilion but spupa hear me out he got smash affected for me hard i see him and i pop off i should like him more but i don't do you think the discussion changes if i say 1 billion pie roars because of the propaganda he can easily spread i'm gonna rank him at the top of pretty good if he was just like a mythical one-off pokemon i think i'd like it a little more i'd rank it under the box legendaries for gen five it's just a small little thing holding a flower which is awesome i don't wanna [ __ ] the little plant i don't think i feel anything towards it i feel nothing go go smash affected definitely you just get to ride him right above leafeon the epitome of little man and big guy han sham is spunky he's got something to prove i think they're pretty close for very different reasons pangora moves up a little bit i don't feel anything it is a cat i think like cats are just ranked pretty high on my list i think if i had to pick any pokemon that like really grew on me over time it's probably the aegislash line at the end of the day like yeah it's a sword but it's a ghost sword it's kind of badass so let's talk about the swords uh i feel nothing i can't relate to the sword but for some reason he just slashed i can't i don't know why him having like arms makes that giant difference to me probably right here fleur puff in his name of its own is bad say slurp doesn't deserve rights gritsy a more a not awesome he's cotton candy i think they deserve one right as a treat i find them interesting just because of how they evolve you turn your 3ds upside down and then it evolved i'm going to put it next to poliwag because it's like poliwag evolves normally i like any pokemon with the contrary ability just because it's gimmicky these are not pokemon grelp is a funny name i feel something towards the name galaxy it looks like he was made the amazing island character creator i feel nothing i think mega launcher is a cool ability and when i see mega launcher i think clodzer helio title i see it's cute i feel like it fits the mo for a lot of other pokemon i feel but for some reason i don't feel anything towards him i do like helious i see him and i can smile but i smile more when i see cedaw i like tarantula he's awesome ice type pokemon are elegant they're pretty i'm gonna put aurora's pretty high up in amora actually my eyes they messed me up here this was probably when i played gen 6 the first time the only pokemon in the gym where i saw and i was like holy [ __ ] that guy's awesome i have to have him on my team here a lot of people want to see where i ranked a deny i've seen a lot of people say bass peak design a lot of people want an explanation for why and i think it's funnier if i don't carving one better than didn't it gumi is a friend i like slug you a little less still a friend and goodra above trap inch they just put a keychain in pokemon and slapped a face on it due to that boldness i am going to rank it in the middle of awesome i've never heard people talk about treven it it feels like straight out of a horror story not even like pokemon glo awesome for me the little guy who has a funny wooden head he is a friend i don't really feel anything towards him the pre-evolution is fine until you know that his name is pumpkaboo it just doesn't feel good in your mouth i'm ranking him off exclusively his name i like him i think bergmite falls under the category of tiny so he gets ranked pretty high i'm gonna move squirtle up a little bit just so they can all hang out similar to cleft key how bold it is they just slapped a face on a block of ice pretty high awesome some reason they just never sat with me i do like neuvern a little bit more i feel a little bit more than nothing i think zygarde's just like a badass pokemon because power constructed zygarde gets like a power up he's like a second phase of a boss fight that just feels so sick and that's why i have to rank them as a friend higher than you would probably play i like a more shingling yeah this guy we're going to rank him pretty high his lore is badass because if he dies you die too what do we think of hoopa i don't like this little bastard just doesn't deserve rights the antsy i don't think i really feel a lot towards dnc just a dumb pretty rock there are pokemon worse than pretty rocks though gate kept by machop well canyon i'm gonna call them forgetful i'll put them pretty high up on the i feel nothing list because i think the typing is neat that brings us to gen 7. is rowlet shaped like a friend yes i want to bully him but it's sid why is based he's pokemon he's a tiny cat starter i'm so supposed to like him i feel like two pandar tour cat you know i don't really like the evolutions words like evolve into like a slightly bigger version but i think it's like noticeably bigger a disgusting little pervert who shoots fire out of his [ __ ] zone but i think smash really made me appreciate incineroar i do think it's the weakest of the three it's a little clown seal it doesn't matter what it is they're just a friend i really don't like this evolution you can be ugly and have rights yeah premarina though just this gorgeous little creature how could i possibly rank her above sandile i just see them and my brain goes empty and my heart goes numb trump pokemon i think young goose gets a pass but i think gumshoe is definitely less than awesome i don't even think this is cute aggression i just want to step on it not awesome and charge a bug is superior [ __ ] you and what you think a pokemon should be this is a brick you plug into the wall i'm going to reward that higher the de dene and then vigavole sad i'm always shocked at how slow he is i think i feel nothing towards vica full but i think just how slow he is hurts me i can't rank him higher than pretty good i feel nothing towards that's like overkill like we got it like for brawler perfect one-off he's a crap who brawls and i'm like i get it oricoro i think it feels something towards him just feels like too much it's cute it's a bug it's a fairy we get it but rabombi is kind of like the same design but less in your face a dog but he is a cute one he's going to join the sitcom with gibbel and aaron and friends a bigger dog yeah but i like him a lot and then wishy-washy it is just a fish but the funny part is that it's a lot of fish and i'm gonna rank that over sniping and now we're getting into the real bastards this one gets a pass it's a child they don't know what they're doing is wrong but toxipek does a war crime yeah not a big horse guy same with dewpider and aquaman i think he is cool actually you know what he he breaks out from mantis laurentis i don't really feel anything towards either of these but i do respect the little guy's hustle morelo he's not an awesome guy but that is not his fault he cannot change who he is but schnatic should this is such a terrifying pokemon it's eerie it just doesn't feel legal i have to say that he doesn't deserve right to land it relatively high kind of like stand dial but worse but still not awful and now we're going to rank selazal another one of those pokemon um it is a gas like geeky girl boss monitor it can hang out with the boys stufful is cute but i think it's like too cute this guy gets smash factor he's the best double teammate you can have certified friend bon suite i think this is the one i like i'm gonna rank him next to caterpie the little one uh i just don't really like looking at her not awesome and it is her fault people aren't gonna like or i rank thicker rita i don't think serena is awesome i don't like the susie the the leaf [ __ ] anya i was gonna put it next to luckylicky but i don't like what that's gonna do to the chat this is the clef key of this gin that feels right unfortunately not a kong if that ever changes i will go back on my list but simeon i also don't feel anything towards a new age magikarp i really want to reinforce that by putting him with magikarp he's meant to be the gyarados right i would say he's peak but i do think he's an incredible design the sand castle doesn't do anything for me honestly if they slapped arms i think i would feel differently but poo pico amigo whatever i love this guy he has an awesome arm that comes out from who knows where he is my dude gets shitty arceus the epitome of i don't care tear i don't know why i don't feel more towards kamala wrong place wrong time he's not i don't care i see him and think that's cute i gotta look this up what does the front side of tertinator look like terrifying oh my god i wasn't a huge tertinator fan but after after that yeah i don't think he deserves rights virgin to dinner versus chad toby tomorrow how are they different you either get it or you don't right there this is kind of becoming a pikachu and i am a product of marketing working broxish is my least favorite pokemon it's disgusting it has no chance of redemption and it has teeth i don't know why that's the line for me but that makes it irredeemable i always viewed it as dragon grandpa and i like him more because of that dragon grandpa above his children dialga i don't think i feel anything jangmo oh is my favorite the mid evolution i i feel nothing towards actually a negative amount of emotions towards dragon fighting again is cool but i have to keep him humble i don't think he's better than the barrel these guys are a lot tapu coco is also relevant lore wise you meet him pretty early on he's gonna hang out with drampa they might not get along but actually i think i like tapuffini more i think i had to let that sit for a total of 30 seconds top of awesome i can see how other people like tapu leila in fact i would even encourage it i understand it but that's the limit i think he's the only one i see and just feel nothing for now we got cosmog they really want you to refer to nebby as a friend so i'm going to retaliate just outside of that nebby plus nothing i'm a sucker for crescent moons i friend here he's awesome though i like luna more nihiligo lego yeah i think ultra beast took time to grow on me but they definitely did there buzz wolf easily my favorite ultra beast if i put him above heracross that changes the balance of who my favorite bug pokemon is this is so hard i think she's cool i like her little cape shell thing she's pretty good zurich tree he doesn't have a face but he doesn't need one circuit tree oh circuitry oh my god you know what that puts it down it's a pun i'm gonna ignore it i'm gonna look past it we all have our flaws he can't control if he's named after a shitty joke he's a jackson pollock pokemon i feel nothing towards this one such a cool design like it's an origami pokemon under ferrothorn above charmander guzzlord i've heard guzzlord scream yeah right there if it had like a little color splashed in somewhere i think it would be way higher up on my list all from necrozma is really cool but i can't say it's cooler than kecleon i think this is single-handedly my favorite competitive mod i actually prepared a presentation for this pokemon this is my magyrna team and we're gonna watch it in this battle i open with geomancy and then we're going to psych up and now togekiss has two times speed people always target xerneas because they think oh that's the sweeper but it's actually together because then they switch into magirna who's already insane pokemon and now has dummy stats so soulheart buffs the special attack every single time a pokemon dies and i think it's really funny and i think they're going to be in peak pokemon as a result i think we can all just agree marshall has a good design shake i think right here these designs do nothing for me stack attack i don't really feel anything towards him but if you do i think that's base so this guy's fire goes sarah aura they definitely wanted electric lucario furry bait that's how i see zera aura i'm gonna play some above blastoise the weirdest pokemon ever why do they exist melton is a friend mel metal though i've always associated him with big the cat like a stance since getting kept by monetric and now we're in 8 the starters my favorite way to start wars not a huge fan of monkeys but i like this guy is it that he has a funny little stick probably real recognize real i feel like him and chimchar would get along you would probably do 25 for life for saying he's your favorite pokemon he can just have a couple rights he is monkey but he's like closer to donkey kong than the others right below clay doll i love the score bunny line probably the weakest one i'm gonna put him at like the bottom of awesome sasuke bunny pretty high up here hear me out like don't even think about like new gin bias or anything just close your eyes and think about a giant fire bunny playing soccer i think cinderace could be a pikachu one day is he furry bait i feel like he should be but i i'm gonna put cinderella's pretty high up here as time's gone on i think he might be my least favorite starter from gen eight like here drizzle i don't think i like him actually i'm gonna go so far to call him not awesome if i see intellion in action i might like him more because you know he's like a james bond sniper who shoots water out of his finger i wish he was a little thicker i could have used a better word i like machop more govit and greedan i have very good and recent reasons to place these pokemon pretty low but uh i'm gonna look past that for now he's just a squirrel i like that just a cat more but i do think greeden is a fat bastard i don't think i feel anything towards him just a bird like all birds but it's better than birds it really might be that simple black and blue it's a cool color palette i think i'm just being pandered too and i think that's why it's working an edgy bird i'm gonna say he's awesome blip lug i think it's eyes are charmingly terrifying and i think you know what i mean by that there it's too close to diddler in my eyes so i think i have to rank it not awesome as a result of that or beetle pretty high i think it's pretty safe i don't feel a lot for it because of that it just feels like it's such a simple design we've seen several times before i like fievel a little more really gives me like flabebe vibes i think it's just because it's a flower and that is it i think eldergos is too galaxy brain for me it's like a jimmy neutron headache type pokemon i don't really care if they're cute they do nothing for me i was trying to think of something violent and the first thing that came to my mind was curb stomping i like dreadnought yeah there toodle ate glue as a kid i think shootle eats glue now yeah it's just a corgi but it's an electric corgi do you even consider that poplio awesome another monk trick but i like it for some reason rolly coley i feel nothing as soon as i learned the name it moved down on my list a minecart with calling it bold i like done sparks more imagine if you just trash compactor onyx really close and then set him on fire i think he's funny this is such a weird line in pokemon but i like it i do think applein's the lowest because at the end of the day it's an apple with eyes that's still better than chessmen the batman a pokemon pretty good appleton i can make a case for him being like right here though the first time i ever read it i thought it said silly cobra i think i naturally like him a little bit more i like him more than that i think santa conda feels like an old design you know like i think he feels like a genuine jinsu it's like snake tornado but i'm like right under nitto king i just think he's such a derpy pokemon i'm not going to go crazy with it they're barboache fish they don't do anything for me it's a cringe little baby for me down here he just screams and it deals electric damage i like him i'd love to see k on with toxicity right there sizzlep funny yeah like crammer right more but then with cinescorch i think it's like the wisps wisps coming out of his face above mangazone for a cab this is like the smallest man they're very similar i think he's a sick design underscore bunny it's just a cup of tea but why do i like them so much the authenticity of this pokemon also makes it really funny if you want a shiny hunt dynasty good luck right there whereas like cinecy is just a teacup polti geist is like more of a design it's like more of a guy yeah i see this mon and i think it's okay hatred though precious one of my favorite pokemon engine 8 if not the top they did it again they saw us having fun with our cute pokemon so we have to add curves to this weird bug alien and i just liked her so i even said oh it's kind of like a new gardevoir i didn't realize how right i was i'm not saying she's a friend but i'm saying she's close to it these are little bastard mons i don't really feel anything towards but i like grim snarl it feels like a jojo stand right there in france obstagoon i just can't believe exists i like ziggs goon and i like lanoon but for some reason obstagoon does nothing for me berserker though does less putting next to chuddle so they can just continue screaming at each other for god knows how long as an evolution i think it's weird i think they're pretty good sir fetched i can't believe they knighted him awesome he just feels like somebody's grandpa i don't like that hopefully he'll go deaf in both ears ay you cough or whatever evolving this pokemon unlocking sonic and melee just like the manafee quest the utmost of [ __ ] but it gets the job done i think it's appropriate i'm gonna put him right next to man of swine someone once called it the [ __ ] pokemon that thought has never left my head very sorry but i'll creamy no one says that about them and i like them quite a bit i think that's a good spot for it i think it's like little kirby's with helmets on here another pukamuko snome we really got a group of them pinch urchin a little bastard mod he seems like the middle child right under vicavole nom though he is shaped like a friend but i don't think he's shaped like my friend right next to like the god of death but frostmouth is pretty mid this guy is just rocks bold i think about charmander sends enough of a message ice cube i see him and i feel nothing maybe a little anger top not off i think it's like a good mid pokemon if anyone said that indeedy was their favorite i'd be like really but if anyone said golem was their favorite i'd be like oh that's fair i'm gonna rank indeed higher this is just the hangry pokemon at the end of the day it is a pikachu they get gate kept by sandslash i don't really care about elephants no offense to elephants now i want to talk about the fossils of this gin bangers i think if you don't like these fossils you don't get it and i will gaslight you into believing that i think little head giant body funny he's just a giant ice cube with a tiny face i laugh so i'm gonna rank him higher of all the fossils this looks the most coherent under reboot let's talk about mr fish he is an abomination that i hold dearly when i think competitive pokemon how i got into it i think about this guy and also they recently made giant plushes of him i want one but they're only in japan draco fish being sixth is bold but i'm willing to double down on it any day of the week dura loot on yeah such a weird pokemon i always feel like there should be a pre-evolution but they just have a dragon steel skyscraper that's just just here i feel a little more than nothing i'm just gonna say it the mid evolution it does nothing for me it's an awkward puberty pokemon happens to the best lines even dreepy shaped like a friend right below low tad i don't know why low tad's so high drag pulled super high up there here and i think i'm gonna race cinder race even higher all right so we got zation zamasunta probably like one of the best mods ever exists fairy steel and it comes out with plus one attack and it's just an awesome little blue dog they're a friend i think zamazenta looks a bit silly i kind of feel bad for them so i'm gonna rank them a little high out of sympathy this design feels a little i don't wanna say soulless it's hard to put a soul on this pokemon yeah this is a good place to put it i like kaku a lot i'm gonna put him here hershey food have you guys ever used protect against urshifu and felt dumber than ever before i think he's really good at doing that so i have to give him props for it i learned that this was a gen 8 pokemon like two days ago i feel nothing towards them and now we're going to talk about calorics i have a lot of choice words about calorics one what the [ __ ] how does he get different forms by writing pokemon if you take pikachu and scotch shape him to charizard it's not a different pokemon i just don't get calorics and his other forms doesn't deserve right let's talk about reggie lucky a competitive abomination i think i like diglett more like it's just dragon skull around a weird orb still place him like relatively high because at the end of the day he does look pretty cool but can i really say he's cooler than combi i think the ghost horse is probably my favorite horse pokemon it's edgy i think i like mischievous more i think you're like a little ghost here last but not least glastrier slow [ __ ] but it's cool and that's it just kidding so the tier list i was using didn't have the hasuyan pokemon so hey here you go and then two weeks after i recorded this guess what happened yeah i really like the weed cat

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Published: Wed May 25 2022