CAPITAO CLAPITAO | Rainbow Six Siege

[ __ ] marry kill chance the marinara sauce very chichi kill chance to laugh [Laughter] or school they not going nowhere [Music] look it's me I am the capital the worst character in any video game ever whose name begins with the letter C I like to be a cool game where I go to Starbucks and tell them that my drink name is a Commander Shepard because I know you would do that heavenly you just pull up ya Commander Shepard excuse me comm and de are his gun Wow his gadget back his Nate slap his vision really whack like I'm pretty sure from a technical standpoint he's legally blind first I tried to hit her she was joking let's get down I ain't blonde no mo cuz he dated now you let me beat you when I got 50% the eyes you do it's cuz you're black Wow technically whether or not he's legally blind depends in the country that you reside in but whatever I'm not here to argue semantics The Dude's missing an eyeball for Christ's sake but even with his laundry list of flaws he's the best and I'll explain wha as long as hold up now hold up now as long as we both agree up front and plenty of his character traits just don't make any sense from his vision to his age to his gadget a bunch of his features just make you want to say this ain't adding up chief wait a second cap how are you able to leave left like aren't you [ __ ] blind in your left eye how do you aim down sights like that don't don't you ever worry about hitting the wrong target oh I just laid a whole bunch of fire as long as you can accept that from the beginning you can truly appreciate him as an operator and you can finally start to capital objectives and clappa tell enemy ass cheeks skipping the obligatory intro about having a black Cyclops in your game isn't new or original if I were a bad Demoman I wouldn't be sitting here discussing it with you now what Capitao suffered the loss of his brother at age 10 to the hands of a Brazilian gang member which I assumed was just kuvira having some fun on a Tuesday night and it has such a profound effect on him that he dedicated his life to protecting innocent people from the terrifying realities of the drug trade which unsurprisingly makes Bandido Dorito into his arch-nemesis and to deal drugs and I was so good at it it's got me a promotion this compassion for innocent people makes him the greatest hostage rescue her and all of team rainbow and I'm not gonna draw you a diagram but I imagine wherever fuse is he would be on the complete opposite side of the spectrum don't hit this windage please oh please I think you mean thank you next more juice oh my god no I caught some bullets for you you're good just keep going just keep running we were testing the old spring because the duty big Tower was trying to headshot me but not hit the hostage so he was missing and then Jaeger just came out and just blasted the hostage away he knows a thing or two about collateral damage playing hostage because he himself was taken hostage for a couple months and by the time it was over he emerged as a cyclops that couldn't shoot for [ __ ] from his left shoulder visual on target thankfully upon his return home his unit had a gift waiting for him in the form of an experimental crossbow which would soon become his permanent gadget loading glass that's right vinca has dissolvable nanites that absorb into your bloodstream and give you superhuman abilities not a giant gummy lion can detect enemy movement through any surface with the bleeding edge technology of unmanned drones cinta Qi hostiles in my man Capitao here he's got smoke and fire wow that sounds fair come on I'm just one day from retirement the fire bolts on the crossbow is actually an asphyxiating bolt meaning that it starves the area of oxygen where it lands and although it only deals damage to operators that can be big damage if you don't immediately get the [ __ ] out of there Bree fired I'm gonna set up your peasant bedroom if there's somebody else in there Mickey I got a double out right behind the window yeah we got a real good gotcha girl you may be making an area burst into flames but these bolts can be used in ways that are both hot and cold hot because you can literally and metaphorically light a fire under somebody's ass and force them to move watch out this fire oh and it said heavenly on fire right quick just to put them in this place you know listen I still haven't gotten to kill yet you don't have to keep you give me more handicaps what I'm just lighting a fire under your ass literally instead of metaphorically oh that's so sad it's just so sad can I buy a hundred viewbots rejoice or conversely cold because you can freeze somebody in place and make them into an easy one tap it Sal that was obscene no matter if you use one of these methods or make up one of your own don't worry if threw darts float around like magical Nintendo cartridges in midair it's not a bug it's a feature like I like how this does to me this is such a polished game look at this the floating Nintendo cartridge look at look at this masterful masterful game design and engineering the other option here is your smoke bolt which is basically a fireable smoke grenade whose deployment is only limited by your own imagination yes I got it what you knew it was coming to I was like alright let me hit you with a smoke bad for your health why not just go big brain mode and fire all of your bolts at the same time because the only thing works for an enemy than engulfing the entire room in flames is engulfing the entire room in flames when nobody can see a goddamn thing I can smoke it up you wanna play it Thanks go get up you want to plant Delphine Meister over here we're gonna file he got it he got it caught I got a kill with the fire I'm gonna smoke it off and then so we can just go for main push stairs are clear stairs are clear tell you what I shot him taught him yes everytime you burn rook you cause a grease fire somewhere you're damn right of course there's another form of smoking that I need to cover here and those of you that have seen his portion before know that he burns more backwoods than Shannon Sharpe and Chief Keef combined Rosen I agreed that the two cigars in capitals pouch are definitely backwoods that he got from Shannon Sharpe more steel you know I'll be only bad would skew habit I was bleeding out on a ramp look at his face it's actually Shannon Sharpe just smugly sittin hey what about what about bouncing you know song bouncing by Chief Keef one of the bars one of the bars juice is just song so I'm sorry I forgot now it's such bars how can you ever argue before you crucify me for talking about how badass smoking can be anything's better than vaping dead ass it's because it's vapor it's beneficial logs when Capitao shits your pick rate amongst the highest ranks of players isn't his archaic gadget it's because of his garbage to your guns so garbage in fact that don't make you want to swap back to your crossbow as your primary weapon and the reason for this is simple rates of fire veteran Rainbow six players already know this but in a game like siege where a headshot with any weapon is a one-hit kill rate of fire and accuracy make for the best guns and with the para 308 only firing at 650 rounds per minute defenders like Ella and Mira can hose bullets at heads nearly twice as fast as you can which makes for a painful experience in almost all close-quarters situations with Capitao and he's the only operator that I can think of where pre firing simply isn't enough to win a gunfight laid back with my mondo ammonium ammonium aha that's somebody that's yeah I did not kill him this rate of fires killing me Chet and he teleported in front of you like you would have I feel like I'm free fired her shad and she's somehow ducked under all of my bullets the struggle of this gun here there's like I knew she was coming out just didn't quite connect free fire and I still don't kill him that's exactly what I'm talking about jad like the Remora is so unforgiving like look I'm hitting those right where he can be peaking it just [ __ ] you so hard if you don't hit them directly in the head with one of your first three shots so to make the portal work for you two options are available free fire while also simultaneously being lucky oh that's what you want there is there's calf okay free fired last one yes refire got it yeah the last boy I'm dead serious if I would have [ __ ] that up I would have just said he was on my left side and just absolved myself of all responsibility or you know just uh just just just click on their heads man you gotta [ __ ] kidding me just counter him he doesn't have a [ __ ] there you go how hard is that man just click on his head this game stop but I am playing games all right exactly pulse oh my god that hit you you see the ultimate compliment chat I got I I got hit up in chat ass us that's how laser beam accurate mic Apatow shots are this game stop by playing games but don't give up on this man's just yet because he's got plenty going for him to compensate for his lack of primary power and number one should be obvious speed you may not have ash to your guns but you do have ash to your speed which makes you killer and surprising people rapidly changing locations or jumping over railings while you shoot and making people think that your Tom Cruise oh she's here she's here for sure that's doctor he actually be a lot where did you go Dadar nobody expects the Brazilian Inquisition where were you when the bombs were diffused that makes more sense you were underneath the bomb that makes sense ceiling blew in the bathroom Elmer's gross let me ask you something how how does glue not stick to the inside of the bottle can you explain that all right mr. smart or guitar as a retort if we Cobra monkeys how come they still monkey don't ask me how he's that fast while pushing 50 I'm just glad that he doesn't have back problems like the Spanish senior citizen known as jackal I'm too old for this [ __ ] I'm too old for this [ __ ] I'm too old for this [ __ ] I'm too old for this [ __ ] I'm too old for this [ __ ] my brother used to say among the blind the one-eyed man is king Jack who was holding his ass he fell overseas trying to make a try to make that is straight up Denzel Washington and training day with Jake in the final scene oh you shot me in the ass pair this speed with an angle grip and you become nothing short of slippery because you don't need to worry about having a shitty gun if the bad guys are already dead baby man dumbass shut that whimpers like I have an angle grip I can pull this off then let it fuse G fool really pull that only cook me more if I woulda like stuck a backwoods cigar in my mouth just as I was finishing off that headshot don't feel chained to an ACOG either because as long as you're preemptively pushing people and popping in from unexpected directions even a red dot will cut it yeah he's right here come on got him headshot oh another one another one not one the fat brothers upstairs we got this got it that's that go yep I'm going for that frost come here frost frost down Oh who wears alibi come this way I dare you woman I dare you nice ecash way to go she's not going through that door hell no yep County if anything the shittiness of the para forces you to be crafting your engagements because you won't win on rut gun stats alone like you would with a famas or in our for seat so in a positive way I feel like capital alone forced me to learn how to flank and how to flash more than any other operator [ __ ] gamers there's these flashes [ __ ] yo I don't think so I'm getting a hostage running oh no not on my watch Oh God dang I'll do that those flash grenades that suddenly worked for the first time ever ever this one a garage I flash myself a little bit yes got him sick oh we out here badger doing his best cam impression at the right in front of you at that door good [ __ ] pray to God that I didn't flash myself but I was like you know what I have half the eyeballs he does I can I can get half the flash bang I still feel like him lacking an eye ball should make him partially immune to flash bangs but hey you we self doesn't watch this late into my videos or you can just forget everything I said about the para and spray your ass off with the yellow bumblebee looking LMG and anything that looks at you funny did you eat that box and chat boys this is a freaky looking capital he looks like he's gonna eat my family yeah with pleasure I'm here to [ __ ] you should at least find solace and the saw being one of the better LM G's in the game and my rule of thumb is to pre-fire any angle where there's even a remote possibility that a bad guy might pop up if he comes down spar oh ah yes I pre fired him we did it got more bullets than you woman Oh buddy comes from the hatch urn we got him we got C good [ __ ] what happens when you have more bullets than the other team and you have one less I got less eyes more bullets fair trade wouldn't it be fewer eyes though that's rough beautiful crosses and drum room I just kept spraying I just kiss rag hey hold tight we did it Phyllis like that book called never stop pushing all you said of pushing you're spraying and people just died Wow and you also live for some autobiographies God what the [ __ ] I'm glad I came to work Fred and I highly recommend whipping out your 9 mil in awkward close-quarters situations because you're not only slightly faster with it but it's arguably better than your primary inside of 10 meters told you told you I mean I guess ok respectively it can't technically be his mouth because he was turned away but Boston grapes right in the cortex exactly what my dad would say right in the cortex the waiting game good flashes matters a dunk on a kid yeah we did it you can't forget about your best bud glass because with your smokes and his thermals you're the greatest dynamic duo that nobody ever hears about with fat might constantly hogging the spotlight [Laughter] die die the fire yes he did it he did it oh god pulses on stairs okay okay we're gonna fire him out we're gonna steal the hostage right look get him come on that's secured yes yes Oh you're ruined I was gonna commit to the bit and you were like nah no kills I do not play your games consequence in Soviet bloc I was born and raised in the gulags what I spent I come person for you is 76 - you see Ivan when you hold gun like this you should still have eight lip I kind of want to smoke myself into the corner and so oh my god you're taking a smoke bath like my own smoke fills a man's got a smoke dony yeah good luck I'm behind six months behind seven smoke wait what's the original of that Dark Souls right I can't oh yeah it's I'm behind seven proxies yeah and finally you can't forget to run iron mask volcanic rock and the eyeball charm because when doomsday finally comes and Capitao takes over the world you'll know was because he's always got a spare eyeball covering his six look at this absolute unit of a Brazilian man that's terrifying Raziel in me please that sounds like a terrible [ __ ] know that I never needed to know the title resilient you can take my life what you can't take my goddamn MVP oh my backwoods cigars and that's about it I would like to thank you very much for watching and be sure to tune in next time when I tell you that Nicaraguan cigars are not that good [Music] Oh [Music]

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Rating: 4.9209065 out of 5

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Id: 6VvmtAFk9C4

Length: 24min 2sec (1442 seconds)

Published: Sun Sep 16 2018