CAPTAIN CARGO SHORTS | Rainbow Six Siege

is this is the hostage dabbing what what what is this it's a tool what a house Wow you out there Walker this hostas better stop dabbing or I'm gonna let him die it's the holiday season oh he's doing doing his other hand now his other are stomping stomping put him down of course Chad says that foot of the hospital ever get kidnapped on your captors oh yes but what if the characters got back who's that handsome oh crap that's me hey someone kill me even though I grew up in the 90s and my mom clipped coupons like she was Edward Scissorhands I have never seen clipping like this before because either the walls and floors became extremely hungry since blood orchid came out or operation health didn't actually fix anything operation health is basically a three months period of time that we're going to be taking you know that to fixing and repairing the game are you sure about that oh my god in the wall you're slowly becoming more wall than man inside of the wall yeah try vaulting over nearly anything nowadays and you turn into more of a rubberband man than ti4 that I got injured nice weight he was over there but at least it doesn't happen in professional Pleau wait wait no that's wrong it does happen in professional planes continue what he was stuck yeah BC unfortunately getting stuck in the window frame I'm not saying that operation health was a total failure because one-step matchmaking is nice and the improved lighting is nice hell it even makes playing on plane bearable forgive me Lord Jesus for what I'm about to do whoa Wow boozled again how did you do that I don't know it's this operation health update I don't know what it did I don't know but this whole clipping a rubber banding business really just needs to stop stop thankfully there's an operator that's in a prime position to punish these enemies that are avoiding walls for fear of being sucked inside named lesion the cargo shorts wearing junky that has nothing better to do than toss needle filled Thursday's of people while he picks ravioli out of his teeth you I don't want no ravioli I don't want it I'm actually wearing cargo shorts in case you were wondering I did a dramatic bizarre totally coincidental twist I'm also wearing my new t-shirt which is not at all like the old one this one's got a fat ass rookie ting a burger cap can with a napkin a pumpkin-headed spawn peak or anything me playing rock-paper-scissors see that teespring even got my McDonald's hair line correct so I'm can loving it so if you're interested in only one yourself I'll leave a link down below and all the proceeds go to corrective surgery for bandits lazy eyes and on that same note can we please stop making fun of the way that lesion looks I know is wearing cargo shorts and his appearance is a little goofy but way too many of you take it way too far not to be racist or anything but I don't know why but Ling looks [ __ ] rude these your looks that's a little racist okay you can't just say oh yeah man it's a oh wait that's lesion I [ __ ] up okay everybody makes mistakes guys so I can't be the only one that thinks that lesion looks exactly like Jackie Chan like I really can't can I in before might be racist in before casual racism just like an inception this as concisely as possible you've got the cargo shorts inside the cargo shorts are the thermoses inside the thermoses are the needles and inside the needles is definitely Mountain Dew not even up for debate I've got a big this isn't me insulting your drink of choice because personally I'm more of a slash sippin person myself but I've crushed enough two litres of my day to know for a fact that my boy lesion here is choosing to do the do when it comes to his darts no good now once you step on one of these things which let's not lie here you definitely will said Mountain Dew sprays in your face like a super soaker dealing ten damage upon impact disabling your sprint and bleeding you for a damage about every two seconds afterwards until you pull the dart out of your shins go to foods that are not fatal I say darts as a general term here because most of the time it is a dart that lodges itself in your shins but not always oh stop eating my leg which drug you thermoses happen to be invisible but not like the cash that my parents gave me for college invisible or the brand-new Lambo that I bought yesterday invisible but more like my will to live invisible it's definitely there but you can barely tell before you ask yes you can kill people with it but the only way to answer kill is via the initial impact if you bring somebody down to zero health with your poison it simply injures them which they can of course die from but it takes a hell of a long time for them just sitting there bleeding on the floor ton of minds every place he didn't come up so I'm interested to see which one's Bob he's gonna a both of those come on guy okay there's one that's super there were two there two would it kill Kim [Music] oh she was stuck in the not a good way to go now allow me to say this as clearly a spot about punishing rushers he's about punishing loafers because he only starts with a single thermos and has given a new one every 35 seconds for a max of seven he doesn't punish the aggressive he punishes the passive because look mine they're mine they're mine a mine they're mine they're mine they're I come behind you wait impact yeah yeah here boy that was admittedly a little tense a little bit too dramatic a little more dramatic than it should be but we did it we did it thank God for those mines so there was I definitely would not have killed the more time you take is on his hacker the more Minds he has down and the more difficult your siege becomes and I'm not sure how many of you played halo 4 but when it comes to the attackers wasting time that would basically make lesion in a didactic yeah try rushing you to the objective of the last minute and planting the bomb with a dart in your shin oh wait you can't he's down he's down focus on the one across from you coming down to the end of the round everybody gets good and then I somehow have an increased chance eliminated girls are the key to one be ones now there were two or three there that's pretty spooky yeah how do you win one view ones with lesion I don't know shooting with as much goo as possible wait for them to kill themselves yeah for real furthermore the goo mines are much less about damage than they are about passive Intel because if you stick them in high-traffic areas and lurk nearby you can easily wait for one to pop and pick up an easy kill while the attackers flustered bleeding and trying to pull a needle out of their shins I checked at the left side of my brain she was hit like four of them with that one spot teleported to the hostage joint that's a date yeah daughter I know you ain't trying to take my hostage right now just wait for the advantage of those goo minds oh [ __ ] late so slimy but you you know I had to you know I had to go to toxic skin to you I liked it finish this I cannot I think you've noticed by now that is a fresh shot he goes hand in hand with this vulture like play style of lurking around his minds and beyond being terrific you are only allowed to use two scans on this shoddy number one is the salmon skin because it honestly sounds like you're slapping someone with a fish when you fire this thing and number two is the green goo skin not just because it goes perfectly with your GU mines but come on now no game on a month yes got'em he didn't even hit my goo my scene did I not just see somebody right here oh she was right there I was like let it go oh no it's just ash looks like a giant piece of salmon there's like the salmon skin for it all these guns have the salmon skin look at this it just it looks like a big salmon it looks like fish scales I was waiting for that IQ to hit that goo I was like yo hit that goo oh that was all the way down to and then that was perfect yeah poor bastard you see him challenge it came down straight yes nice yes thank you I love how all I hear is yes I got Monty right here badger she's right Jerry [Applause] yes oh yeah shut up to the wall twice I heard two screams I was like was going to scream my man even as t5 primary's outstanding because just like bandits mp7 fires 900 rounds-per-minute yet it has slightly worse damage but arguably better recoil so I'm not quite Ella powerful but definitely still powerful hipfire no sorry about that bandit is my fault now I have to pound bandits head to defuse perfect hell even his pistols dangerous it's one of those sidearms that you start firing and then say to yourself wow they're already dead really let me commentate this here I'll be your body shield well let's both of us wait penetration just like they say in World of Tanks penetration penetration penetration penetration penetration and maybe it's the fact that I haven't used an operator with impact names in a long time but I've missed these suckers so much not just because of their blatant utility but because they're so fun to use as a Pokeball slash softball slash baseball execution device hey buck hey buck catch yes catch yes suck at this game this fastball from lesion into the next dimension Pikachu I choose yes just wait for ya exactly what I was waiting for ya they're gonna come he's gonna have to run the gauntlet here did you decide up a whole bunch o be ashamed if somebody had softballs just be prepared to clutch on an extremely frequent basis because even twitch glass and cap can don't compare to how often leisure gets pushed to the edge when all of his friends are dead like please step on the can of ravioli before I shoot you in the face just to know exactly where you are here boy neckin Ben Ben I have six hell two down got her highs that's six health in a dream such a that's such an overused statement on twitch like any hell that you have blank health and a dream but yes that worked out very well yeah exactly a hundred health and a dream skylight that's how stupid sense Chuck be like 140 health in a dream where's jackal they can see me through they're runnin dude yeah but he has to go one of these two ways he already went up stairway did he yeah no he didn't you're a liar you are such a liar and you almost got me killed good thing my aim is on point and I hit him directly in my mouth like I was gonna say where did he go there's no staircase there's no ladder over there and one final tip if you do feel like boosting yourself to your final form you do have an instant kill wombo combo if you team up with frost because if you set your thermos right next to not on top of but right next to her bear trap you can bamboozle an enemy with an insta-kill it's really friggin neat oh that's about it I would like to thank you very much for watching and be sure to tune in next time when I make this old t-shirt into a do-rag [Music]

Channel: TheRussianBadger

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Id: 50JKMXWQM_4

Length: 17min 40sec (1060 seconds)

Published: Fri Sep 29 2017