APEX WRAITHMAN ROYALE | Apex Legends

kill him I need his blue eye god that was amazing [ __ ] I must say that was a rifle death for a caustic player if I had a heart it would be racing right now hey legends a game that I just picked up in a game that I can't put down oh my god first off sorry it took me so long to make this video because I played it about a week port release at that super-secret event and then I got bogged down with so many other projects that I didn't have time that's what you get for doing so many sponsored video [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah well you're right so cut me some slack because I'm brand new I'm a complete [ __ ] and I'm still feeling my way around the game so if you will ride for purely impressive gameplay you're gonna find yourself saying the same words as any girl to ever leave my bedroom you did a really needy ocher job friend but it doesn't matter because I've been having an absolute chuck-e-cheese level of fun even though the only thing I've mastered on a consistent basis is dying I feel most alive when rapidly approaching my dad say the game starts with character select and there's only three legends in the game so far Wraith dot T TV bang a [ __ ] and drummer woman at this point it's just cliche the champion squad of a wraith a wife will have a bangle oh [ __ ] look it's a wraith a bangle we're in a life line never seen that one before oh [ __ ] am i right Wazowski come on son if we were playing a game where we take a shot every time with this hell fly sometimes people can pull some slick [ __ ] and somehow shove two wraiths into a game which I'm pretty sure is just cheating oh wow a wraith with 4,000 kill day but I don't even mean double the wraith half the hitbox that's a joke by the way in actuality there's eight legends but given the pic rate it just feels like three so you'll see a couple blood hounds a couple mirages a Pathfinder on rare occasions but your brawler and caustic may as well be [ __ ] extinct someone will die so it shouldn't surprise any of you that I'm a caustic main the squad's with a Gibby and a Pathfinder and we specialize in beating the [ __ ] out of race feed them in the pit beat somebody find its target right over here well I'm getting a little ahead of myself now let me dial it back a game starts with the drop uh duh and I have to compliment respawn because keeping the squad together is a great move the rocket packs are super neat and having a jump master is a flat-out brilliant idea music it is no way were you taking it over don't you land you're probably gonna find either a wingman or a Shaniqua Mozambique wall which are both viable weapons then if [ __ ] goes sideways you can always just uppercut your way to safety oh yeah baby I got a I got a wingman boat almost ham because it's good oh yeah dude best on the game bro oh oh yes I'm finishing wrong bottle Bob Bob the next phase is colloquially known as the T dww phase which stands for try not to die to the Wraith with a wingman phase and let me tell you this is where the fun really starts not long let's try Tommy ah is that a wingman that's the yeah all right with a got-damn wingman it is literally just very awful stereotype yeah right here you can't even hit a dead body wingman this verse is extremely bad extremely bad she's gonna get hit by the other rail I'm gonna let them Duke it out Oh what the [ __ ] this is none of my business [ __ ] Mandy does it all cooks dinner that downst-- enemies in a second it makes spaghetti it [ __ ] blows your taxes charge your kid to soccer practice if you need to see what that looks like on the other end it's a little something like this it is boxes down here boy I'm on the run down here get some free [ __ ] Oh double hit all the triple hit oh yeah some chick Katims god oh my god and that's the last time you'll ever see me using the wingman because not only was it worth today but using it also made me feel like a big piece of [ __ ] and made the game boring so you want to know my favorite part about apex is the part where I put down the mall [ __ ] wingman this is my favorite part exciting I mean you got all kinds of weapons like sha DS snipers LMGs put all of them break down into light ammo weapons heavy ammo weapons and energy weapons and you'll quickly learn which is which from your teammates complaining in your general direction you didn't even have you'll a bullet that need them once I had the most fun with off the top of my head definitely the Peacekeeper even though I kind of feel like a scumbag he's a resident have got a double weight Spitfire LMG also top tier even the Wraith main ttv twitch prime professional apex player Twitter bio types hated because you're super slow when you use it but I have an unhealthy obsession with box magazines don't even worry yes oh my god look like taking bad dubs not at all saying that there are better choices than the Spitfire for example you could go to Spitfires somewhere in this smooth oh I see him I see em I see em just hipfire an all-day baby there is taking bad dogs yes that's that's that's a wrap it's it's it's a wrap for y'all once I got to Smith fires off my blood out that's a wrap you have no idea how good it feels just to dump a full box mag into a wraith from the hip like not even bothering for the respect of aiming down sights just dumping wrap rapists hiding behind a rock the bullet stopped I think he's out of ammo spare ammo for that Spitfire know what my true favorite has to be the devotion because most players hate energy weapons leaving all the ammo for me to collect than the accelerating rate of fire on this thing especially with an attachment called a turbocharger is pristine and you can put the turbocharger on it's where it spools like way faster so it's like oh I'm gonna execute your ass girl yup County County Gaston you're just running [ __ ] at no point would you ever in any real danger I got to do it growls no no oh [ __ ] oh god oh god it's a Cossack oh he's stunned beat his ass people ignoring energy weapons peasants even if you can't find your favorite weapons each character still has a passive active and ultimate ability to help you in your squad out for example caustic and more or less just gas your [ __ ] up with gas traps a giant ass gas grenade and special gas vision I'm not stuck here with you three big man I'm the kill leader let's go let's go here we go win a game of the defensive character okay caustics got your back I can do it actually caught the dog with caustic holy [ __ ] and like didn't even get carried either like me high tide fly just being the opposites of each other is just all about life the others all about death I feel so bad for with a caustic but even if you can't find your favorite weapon even if you're gassy fart abilities aren't effective even if you get knocked and even if you die fear not your buddy you can always collect a respawn card off your dead body and redeploy you at a respawn beacon which I have to admit such an amazing feature because I always hated dying early in fortnight and being forced to spectate my squad mates all game and this solves that problem definitely ahead love how it's like this is your one hope of survival and it's just grouse as a robot tin can looking ass with a pigeon daughter Raven try to land on Fifi stop it you can certain see heaven leaks like we never died at all yeah moto moto saved us brick god I can't believe I just got rescued by a tin can I feel like I'm being abused here you got appreciate me just look in my eyes grouse and just brush my card right if you're solo cuing ping your ass off ping an enemy ping a location ping a weapon just ping it gets mad results I wish for one thing bristle this is probably the part where I tell you that there's a dangerous circle that closes in slowly to make a playable area tighter and tighter to force a result out of the game but come on it's a battle royale game you already knew that I will not apologize for simply expediting the inevitable something that isn't self-explanatory is that you need to have a Gibraltar in your squad because he may have a giant ass hitbox is basically 86 times the size of raids but believe me when I say is that a squad without a Gibby is never a whole squad let me give you [ __ ] they're good yeah yeah Snapple fact number 14 69 Gibraltar is actually three hamsters in a suit of armor you actually become [Laughter] [ __ ] doesn't give a shitty as the biggest go ahead trying to tell me the Gibby costing and Pathfinder isn't the best squad in the game I dare you I dare you I'm gonna beat his ass just beat him beat a bit of it was good bro [Applause] I'm gonna try to take her down Oh mirages walked in front of her Oh mirages blocked this punch that would have been the finishing kill on a Bangalore oh it was on a Bangalore yeah and that's it beyond that everything else is self-explanatory well I can tell you that finding your mute key is a good idea if you squat up with a mirage bamboozle well I'm chicken fool but you already knew that and hey if I keep having fun I might just [ __ ] around and make another apex video I don't know this was fun though did you have as much fun as me hello and that's about it I would like to thank you so very much for watching and be sure to tune in next time we Jack our fov up to 180 so that we can see the past in the future at the same time [Music]

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Length: 15min 34sec (934 seconds)

Published: Sun Mar 10 2019

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