Candy Ken (WARNING: Flashing Colors 1:12-1:25)

what's up Greg I hope you're all having a great day welcome back to my channel this of course is another episode of candy Dan I've been seeing this dude named candy Ken a lot on tic toc lately he's super popular in tik-tok he's got like 8 million followers his videos are some of the weirdest things I've ever seen on tick-tock everytime they pop up on my for you page I'm like dang this is really weird and I feel like I need more context so I go to his profile and watch more of a stick time I'll need to realize that the context I'm looking for does not exist but today I'm actually not gonna be talking about his tick-tock one because most of us tik toks are just snippets from his YouTube videos that are cut down for tick toggled with a popular song playing over them and I don't want to get copyright claim and to because the rest of them are ads for some app called tick tock tracker I don't know to take trigger to give the old man which is some app that helps you gain followers on tick tock which I'm almost certain is against tik toks Terms of Service to like use third-party apps to gain followers but also I'm pretty sure the ads in general are illegal because they don't say that their ads on them but they very clearly are but he does them a lot he really wants you to download tik tok tracker the best introduction for candy can is probably this music video that he made called candy ken visco disco which he made because he is a self-proclaimed visco girl so let's take a look the thing on my height of last slaving kernels in the blast the messy bun there's a planet so much fun oh man what a fun concept or I guess it would have been like months ago when the visco girl thing was popular and to be fair he released this video in December but he kind of put all of his eggs in one basket with this whole visco girl thing cuz that's like his big thing is that he's a visco girl and I don't think that's very popular anymore but he's kind of built his whole online presence around being a visco girl so he's kind of stuck doing it now but if you thought this music video was a lot to look at then dear God do I feel sorry for you because you have no idea what's coming it gets worse it gets a lot worse motherfucker so let's watch one of his regular videos this one is called my girlfriend is pregnant it was posted on April 1st see if you can try to guess what the ending of this video is going to be based on the date it was posted last time kid can [Music] don't forget to subscribe oh man this is gonna be fine this is this is gonna be a really fun video I realized right off the bat this is not a very good first impression of candy cane he seems to be caught in some very compromising circumstances and the first one he's like oh my girlfriend peed in the pool ill but he's also like not leaving the pool he's just kind of standing there and then in the next shot he's dancing with her in the pee just dancing and her glowing fluorescent pee and then in the next shot his girlfriend poops on his phone so I don't know if his girlfriend's like supposed to be one-year-old or why she's always pooping and peeing everywhere they never explain it but it definitely makes you worried about what's gonna happen in this video doesn't it if that's what happened previously on candy Ken also is this not the most confusing previously on this show sequence you've ever seen like how did that in any way help us figure out what's going on in this series or what's about to happen just like oh no my girlfriend peed in the pool yeah let's dance in the pool now she shit on my phone that my girlfriend's killing my dog cause my bones are getting squeezed don't forget to subscribe I honestly feel like I would have been better off with no introduction because I really feel like I'm flying blind and confused into this video I don't know what to expect but only one way to find out it's my bow your body my battery what's wrong [Music] okay there's there's a lot going on at the beginning of this video I think we can all agree too much going on almost to the point where I feel like I I should apologize for not properly preparing you for this because I've already watched this video and I'm still overwhelmed I'm still more or less in my flight or flight I almost said flight or flight response that honestly is kind of how I feel I'm like I either want to get away or I want to get the fuck away I'm in my flight or flight response basically all you gotta know is that this is candy Ken and this is candy Ken's girlfriend baby J so I guess the name kind of explains why she's peeing and pooping everywhere that's because she's a baby she's candy Ken's girlfriend she talks like Marge Simpson most of the time she doesn't always sometimes she just talks like a normal girl and she's having some pretty gnarly tummy troubles so she says she's pregnant and she also says that she can feel the baby kicking despite the fact that she's nowhere near far enough along for that to happen doesn't that it takes like months for you to start being able to feel the baby kick right that's got to be one strong fetus dude either that or it's not a baby and you need to get help right away you got like an alien inside you so baby J is having a baby can baby head baby well it can't be that beaver not pregnant if we don't do this inappropriate super why is he scolding her if she's pregnant it's probably because of something you did right he's like inappropriate inappropriate you need to go back to Manor school and learn some manners because it's very rude to get pregnant by me she's lying we didn't even kiss yet are you crazy I'm sorry pregnant what do you say she saying pregnant huh it sounds like she says a different thing every time I'm pregnant the way this video is shot I'm sure you've noticed is also insane who is filming this it's Usain Bolt filming this just fucking this videos films like their apartment isn't a small fishing boat that's caught in a big storm also the cameraman keeps like zooming in on the sides of their faces and like their shoulders and behind them instead of actually doing a close-up on their faces why is he doing that the cameraman is just in the middle of filming and just zones out pregnant what baby no yeah I'm pregnant baby no sanding so I think that I'm pretty brave oh no baby no hot candy Ken's neck is dude look at that thing it's thick it's like a tree trunk Hey huh keep filming dude my girlfriend's prickle knows okay I got just the thing for you okay did she actually just get hurt it sounded like she snapped out of character for a second there she was like oh it was weird it was like we got a glimpse into the the real person that is this character so they decide they should get a pregnancy test so they suit up in these ridiculous outfits and then they're off to CVS weird way to start a scene just standing there he's got her head down like she's all defeated he's standing there like a video game character before you pick up the controller just hey guys my girlfriend's pricky wax was really careful because [Music] be careful guys the virus could be do they think that virus is like a dinosaur or something they're like crouching trying to stay really still being like shiz we got to be careful the virus could be anywhere and it's vision is based on movement just not talking to anyone who's she talking to there's no employees around just walking around the aisles of a store not talking to anyone like excuse me where's the pregnancy tests I'm pregnant I am pregnant did she not know that we're filming she's just like yeah he's like wow look at this plastic wall babe check out the they got a big plastic wall over the pharmacy she's just like yeah yeah I get it babe why do they keep in the parts where she breaks character one of my favorite parts about their videos this happens in like all of them is that like every other word out of their mouth is are you crazy are you crazy they say it's so much in this video alone I think they've said it like five times already and you know what I'm starting to think it's because they both actually are crazy are you crazy yes are you crazy yes are you crazy yes are you crazy yes are you crazy yes are you crazy we got the pregnancy test know we can find out about [Music] I don't know what's going on here I'm at a loss for words I've watched a lot of their videos I don't know who that guy is there wasn't another one of those videos that was titled like my girlfriend has a stalker or something but it had nothing to do with that guy he was not in that video I've never seen him before I really hope it's not just some random guy either way that's kind of a unique fighting style though they do be kind of hugging I can't see the phone I don't know what stalker why did they do this why why are we zoomed in on her earring my theory is that they have like a weird tripod where the camera is mounted right next to a phone in there filming tick-tocks at the same time as they're filming from their YouTube videos I don't know why they can't just use their phone the whole time I don't know how the person who's shooting the video doesn't realize that he's totally fucking up all of the YouTube shots and it's not just in this video either it's in all of them there's no one notice I mean not that it would have been like a great video if they nailed all the shots but at least it would have been a little more coherent you know what is she what is she looking at oh it's the app again it's the tick-tock tracker app we've got the test they're gonna find out a favor chase pregnant or not [Music] just cut those parts out the parts where she's in pain and like how ow ow at this point I'm expecting the video to end but them to just not cut off the end of it like they're like and cut alright let's take this fucking shit off it's weird why did you keep hurting me there's just like eight hours of them going about their regular day just sitting on the couch and being like alright we're gonna find out oh I hope she's not gonna pee on it right here is she it seems like something she would do where she would just start peeing right that in there I hope she goes into a different room or something [Music] see the pesto sauce bite on it oh do they do they think pregnancy tests and thermometers are the same thing oh shit man a hundred and four fuck man I have a fever and I'm pregnant yeah that's how it works [Music] now he's breaking character like the second he's not in the shot he's just like okay cool I'm gonna go get a snack shotgun I had like Bigfoot vibes many people have seen this man but none have gotten close enough and lived to tell the tale yeah no need to wait for the 10 fire trucks to pass you've already spent I mean like 10 minutes on this video at most that you can't you can't afford to spend any more you gotta just keep trucking through not time to stop even when the audio is ruined even when you're out of character just keep plowing through what is it what is it baby baby stripes it's not pregnant - stripes is pregnant Wow such moving cinematography I mean that framing pretty much says it all right do you think he's crying cuz he just realized how weird this kid's life's gonna be my dad's name is candy and my mom is a baby you could say my life is pretty crazy [Applause] [Music] the next episode well that's the end of that video and I was gonna watch more but quite frankly I'm exhausted from that which means now it's time to hear from our sponsor expressvpn been spending a lot of time on the internet lately have yeah me too because we live in the 21st century and that's what people do we've gone on the internet and we browse now more than ever I've been browsing I've been surfing I've been logging on to the World Wide Web which is why I'm glad that I have expressvpn not just because it keeps my data say from my internet service provider or online advertisers knowing what I'm up to but also because expressvpn makes 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Channel: Danny Gonzalez

Views: 3,831,206

Rating: 4.9730697 out of 5

Keywords: danny gonzalez, funny, commentary, comedy, react, reaction, reacting, awful, humor, candy ken, vsco girl, tiktok, vsco, babyjay

Id: I878C6eEdTM

Length: 17min 0sec (1020 seconds)

Published: Fri Apr 24 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/chillycheesedawg]

This video made me so uncomfortable ngl

[u/Meljusenr]

Cannot believe Danny watched multiple Candy Ken vids. I would give up within the first 30 seconds. How brave! What a sacrifice! He a hero!

[u/clairegordon]

I. Can. Not. Handle. This. Girls. Voice. I just want to die the whole time I hear it.

[u/TralfamadorianDork]

How does anyone watch content like this for more than a couple seconds?? Smh.

[u/cryptogothic]

Every second of this video gave me a headache, and I wasn't even watching the whole thing. I feel a deep, deep sympathy for Danny.

[u/-drflashpoint-]

Are you crazy!?!

[u/gregschopf]

I thank Danny Is smart why am I doing this idk kill me

[u/mariaaa0916]

im so confused on why she didnt just buy a fake pregnancy test

[u/laurk09]

this greatly upset me. but i powered through bc danny