Can I Become A Millionaire in 5 DAYS? - Big Ambitions Is A Perfectly Balanced Tycoon Game

hello ladies and gents I'm the spiffing Brit I find exploits and glitches inside of games websites and occasionally the UK tax system today we will be playing big Ambitions a business tycoon game where the developers want you to start as a basic minimum wage employee and over the span of months build yourself up to running a successful business Empire now after watching two of our Canadian friend sips and Northern line spend over 60 days to make just a few grand per day I've decided enough is enough and I need to show everyone how to completely and utterly destroy this game so today I'm going to show all of you and our maple syrup drinking friends how to become a millionaire in just five days so welcome into the game we need to create our character someone who's really great at making money that's why today we'll be playing as post-divorce Elon Musk because well um if anyone's desperate for money and fame it's this individual here and we need a character who's willing to do absolutely anything for money luckily elon's just our kind of guy AI now unlike real world Elon we're actually going to start out with less of a leg up in life you've seen this timeline Elon musk's parents did not own a very dodgy Emerald mine and instead of rich and fabulous uncle has handed US 10 grand and sent us to New York with one Mission make as much money as humanly possible now the game from here on out would logically want you to rent a tiny New York apartment that costs a stupid amount of money work in a local convenience store just packing bags at the checkout making minimum wage and then eventually have enough money to start your own small-scale business we're not going to do any of that because that would be boring so instead what we're going to do is live the Chad life and by Chad life I mean we're going to set this location over here as our destination and then instead of actually walking the necessary 500 meters in order to reach it instead I'm just going to walk into traffic and use a taxi because that's how America works baby if the cars hit you they owe you money so yep I'm just going to say hey please send me over to Pier for everyone the lovely South Side now here for is a pretty boring building luckily this area is home to several key and important things it's got everything you need to actually live and Thrive and by that I mean it has a bench and gambling so in order to actually pull off our exploit all we need to do is just sleep repeatedly in four hour chunks over and over again until we get to Friday this might not seem like the true Alpha Chad move but this is the ultimate way to grind for Success most other players are out there at this point in time becoming a productive member of society our lovely Elon Musk here knows that helping and actually providing a net benefit is not a good idea at all and instead it's in everyone's best interest just to go to sleep until an opportunity arrives so welcome back everyone it is about to be 4 30 in the afternoon on Friday now Friday is the best day of the week because it is International Water gambling time you see for some reason in this area you can't gamble however if you were to be you know floated off of the coast then you can gamble and that's exactly what we're going to be doing today we're just going to be hanging out by the ticket house for a while until the great lovely gambling barge arrives it arrives on Fridays between 6 and 10. now my character is technically starving to death at the moment after having spent five days uh lying on a bench however that isn't really a problem besides we can always just grab a snack on the casino boat anyway here it is look at it it's arriving the wonderful party barge now all I need to do is wait another 15 seconds and buy myself a ticket on a one-way opportunity of a lifetime ladies and gentlemen so here we go where bam it is now six o'clock now we're going to go and make ourselves a lot of money so we bought myself the ticket we're going to hop on board whoa the casino boat ladies and gentlemen where we will now jet off to international waters where crime is fine after all there's no time like the crime time so here we go a little bit of time has passed is now midnight on Saturday and we've arrived in international waters whereby we can do as much gambling as we like for example I can go to this slot machine it cost me a hundred dollars I've only got 4 900 but hey I can spin and whoo oh my gosh I want 200 wow let me spin again what could possibly go wrong oh my God I won 500 I can spin again and um oh no luck this time and I just lost money now just like gambling in the real world gambling inside of a video game is a game of chance where you will always lose money over time for example on this slot machine sure we can make money but it's more likely that we're going to lose money and if we keep doing it we're gonna run out of cash and as we only start with 5 300 that's a little bit of a problem so what we're going to do instead of losing money is uh play smart and that's why we're going to play Blackjack a blackjack is an interesting way of gambling inside of this game because we can bet any amount of money and the amount of money we bet provided we win will get doubled so I'm going to bet all of my money and I will now play against the dealer now my starting hand here is okay and in fact I should be able just to stand for fun and uh there we go we're bam I won because the dealer went bust that's very simple I doubled my money and got 5 300. now once I get my profit I'm up to 10K and this is where I will drop down a save and I will bet once again all of my money all 10 000 of it now of course we can just get lucky over and over again with say 19 that's pretty good and just roll the dice and hope that the dealer goes bust alas this time the dealer did not they won and got 21 my score of 19 is not strong enough and so I have lost all of my money that's right we have lost every single bit of cash we started with and sure we have 600 in the bank that we can gamble with but it is going to take us so long to get back up to ten thousand we just won't be able to do it so instead of doing that we're going to do exactly what this game allows us to do and just return to the main menu because here's the problem with video games that have any element of chance or gambling if it's a single player game that allows you to save and reload when gambling goes wrong what do you do you just make sure you had a save before you gambled if you lose you just load that save now this is of course created a bit of a problem as we're now in Elon Musk alternate timeline too whereby we never made that bet and we still have our 10 grand so we go to bet this 10 grand again receive our cards that are nice and low and then take a hit there we go we're at 15 take another hit and oh dear we're bust what a shame don't worry that didn't actually happen back out to the main menu we go so once again we're back in the third timeline where Elon Musk is going to bet a further 10 grand were bam there we go and or Jack and a 10 that's a 20 so we'll just stand as uh chances are we should have this and no it's a tie okay so nobody wins that's fine luckily we get our money back so we can just bet it straight again come on Mr dealer there we go that's a 10 and a three they get a 10. I'll take a hit that's 20 I'll Stand that's 20 from them okay we tie up again and we go once more that's fine it's fine Mr dealer a six and a two that's an acre they get a 10 I'll take that it's up to 10 again and another 10 okay on twenty stand stand yes I win fantastic and I get an achievement win 10K at the casino lovely stuff so I'm now up to 20K so logically we just placed down a save for 20K and now we bet with our 20K we're bam oh my gosh I went bust immediately that's right back to the main menu we go look okay I'm not the perfect blackjack player in the universe because all gambling is a game of Risk and guess what when there's an element of risk and reward we humans inherently kind of always want to take that risk because we fixate ourselves upon the reward that's why gambling is so easily overpowered and it's why so many gambling websites effectively play like video games these days and it's why you'll even see gambling websites paying streamers to play gambling games on Twitch twitch is a gaming platform for goodness sake why are people gambling on it and we'll take a hit there we go we're up to 19 and we stand and there we go we lose again that's fine back to the main menu we go what makes gambling so spicy is that effectively all of the most profitable games in the world have in some way taken elements of gambling and fan found ways to fit them inside of a gameplay Loop take csgo's skins and cases which uh yeah they make a stupendous amount of money my friends and at the end of the day it's basically just gambling not that we'll acknowledge it though because that means it needs regulation anyway I'm up to 14 take a hit there we go that's 18 out just stand it it's fine it's okay and they tied bet once more stand on 20. here we go we should have it we should have it which yes we get it we win 20K fantastic win up to 40K lovely right so our money once again doubled our new save is down we will bet 40 000 this time I immediately get 19 and win another 40K so win up to 80 000 I will once again drop down our save a few moments later right now a short amount of time has passed and books I just got a blackjack I've increased my money yet again up to 200 000 which is very nice indeed so once again we're going to make a bet of 200 000 inside of the casino uh we're going to be giving our hand oh wow what an amazing 13 lovely brilliant ad with bust and look we just lost 200 Grand that would be effectively life ending for pretty much everyone on the planet to just have 200 000 Grand make it in a minute and then lose it in a second luckily this is a video game so once again we just alter the laws of time and space and just get rid of all of our problems now of course if you're trying to gamble in the real world make sure not to gamble in the casino but instead gamble in a location where just like messing with time you too can also break reality into your favor like for example why not become a US senator and gamble on the stock market and make only moves that you are 100 guaranteed to turn a profit on yes it perfectly balanced and it will once again BET our 200 000 without any consequence whatsoever or we've made 15 and oh dear I went bust oh no I didn't anyway back in a bit once I've doubled my money yet again right we have now hit the point where we are betting with 800 000 uh at a time and of course you know we do risk losing 800 000 time but there is genuinely no consequence to that at all there is there is no long-term negativity or impact with my actions and at the end of the day it's only day six and I've already made 800 000 which is um which is what I think I saw sips making like over 60 days so um uh anyway we're gonna bet on red and we're gonna bet uh 800 000 yeah what could go wrong this is fine it's just gambling please select a number I have to select the number any there we go bam that's my favorite number best of luck what do we get it's it was not my color so I lost all my money but that's fine I just reload the save right once again we're gonna make the exact same bet uh red on any number bet 800 000 wubam wheelie time real time real time real time it's a 50 50 chance and oh dear we lost again that's fine just go once more what could go wrong another identical bet I can possibly be wrong for like the third time in a row come on yeah there we go I was correct I won 1.4 million uh perfect that is brilliant perfectly balanced indeed uh 1.4 million is of course you know quite a nice nice amount of money indeed yes we like 1.4 million um it's good so heads we are we're going to drop down to save and you know what we'll make the exact same bet again what could possibly go wrong uh what if I bet just 1.4 million that's right lovely we love making 1.4 million well bam eight identical bet what could go wrong 50 50 chance guaranteed total success oh I was correct 2.4 million is just what we made oh Daryl dare dare right 2.4 million will drop down to save for that that is wonderful and you know what I'm feeling lucky so I'm gonna use the 10 grand slot machine because of course I'll make money from this every time you spin the wheel you lose 10 grand woo I won 20 grand we'll go again it's gambling I want another 20 grand go again I lost and there we go if we continue I will continue to lose so I will not do that back to Blackjack 2 point 4 million is what we're betting on today an absurd amount of money but here we go I'm just uh you know an absurd kind of guy and oh 16 what a perfect girl I'll just stand there uh what could go wrong and I lost okay don't worry we load the save reload the save right I want to see how much money I can make uh in the casinos I'm just going to continue this for a while and be back in a moment right welcome back ladies and gentlemen it is 6 a.m in the morning which means I've been kicked off of the casino boat and we've arrived back on land now we entered the casino boat with just five thousand dollars to our name and we've left the casino boat with uh 53 million which I personally believe is a little bit of an upgrade and probably a good sign indeed of things to come but most importantly I have checked up on our lovely Canadian friendships and I can see that on its stream on day 61 the man has 15 grand in the bank and makes approximately six thousand dollars per day now that's okay but it's quite simply just not good enough and so now that I'm a millionaire I'm going to grab myself a buy tweet and then I'm gonna go see what I can spend some of my money on oh yes now here I am a business genius inside of a boring regular old um coffee shop but don't worry I'm not ordering myself coffee even though I am role-playing as the hey Elon Musk because all I need in order to thrive and survive is a croissant and a soda can anyway this is wonderful I would just immediately consume it whilst I'm inside of another being there we go consume and wow I actually need way more food okay maybe I just need more croissant how much croissant can one man eat I suppose maybe I need to go to like a supermarket rather than just eating a bajillion croissants right there's one all right my path is simple go to the supermarket it should be a lot easier if I actually had myself a vehicle is there a vehicle dealership no car dealership over here over to the discount Market we go oh wait there's a taxi we can use that there we go right taxi uh please take me here we easy peas eleven squeezy and the Fig isn't even bloody open fine over to the vehicle shop we go right here we go luxury car shop this will do nicely I am of course a luxury individual with a luxury quantity of money so what do we got here we got the Mercedes 500 fancy cars indeed they only cost 95 Grand that's pathetic that's a hundred and eighty seven thousand on that one what about this one 520 000 cheap as chips ladies and gentlemen about this old big old meaty cars gosh these are also cheap they're like only 65 Grand jeez okay well I thought cars were gonna be super expensive turns out I'm completely wrong consequently I'm going to buy the most expensive car in the game The petrolis Phantom in lovely bright gold because nothing says premium quite like that it's got a maximum speed of 70. that's not the fastest car can I get a faster car maximum speed 70 maximum speed of 80. yes this is the fastest car here we go the an and Selmo af90 brilliant and we're bam it's mine baby now where's my car there it is lovely I don't know how to drive it but this should be fine it is currently illegally parked and we oh we are fast oh yes very good they got to move out my way I have more money than them a cheese that guy doesn't even know he's driving what a lunatic what a lunatic right just around here we go um we're gonna go actually off-road a bit here because um we're having a pretty Swanky area this is where we can buy a yacht I do believe now of course I can't afford a house I'm just going to park my vehicle here now the game will tell you that this is an illegal parking spot uh it's not remember ladies and gentlemen the parking fines only exist for the poor and consequently Elon Musk is not affected by them so it's over to the Giga Swanky yacht we go how much are these cheaper boats to say dragonfly F1 3 million oh that's so much money I've received a message from the city of New York hello city of New York what is it government um writing to inform you of a parking fight of 125 has been removed from your primary bank account they think that couldn't stop me the fools the fools I need to know how much my super yacht is because there's a chance I might not even have enough money to buy it I mean 50 million is quite a lot but this is certainly quite a big yacht ah it's 99 million oh okay fine we need to find a way to make more money and I know the best way to do just that the answer is not to do an honest day's work ladies and gentlemen and the answer is not to wait an entire week for the casino boat to arrive no no no no no instead we're going to invest it with a bang and not the Silicon Valley Bank because oh boy I don't think they're doing too hot at the moment anyway back into my car uh that is illegally parked and we are going straight over to the fancy Swanky Bank over here set destination and away we go wee gosh this thing has some acceleration doesn't it right and vroom oh watch out that's a stationary object oh dude my vehicle has taken some damage but that's okay it's okay to have a light bit of damage every now and again the light was still green when I crossed which means fine I can go for the overtake you poor Pez and slow cast and overtake again there we go lovely stuff absolute lunatic through the center of New York but it's okay I'm British and consequently paying American fines has no impact we write it over to the bank we go all right here's where I'm going to park apparently parking is legal eight dollars lovely I'll I'll pay that that's fine that's an achievable amount of money for me right okay and over to our lovely Swanky Bank closed opening in 19 hours oh gosh right I guess I'm going to go for uh my classical strategy of sleeping in the car baby I can do that right I can just sleep in my car yes I can sleep in the car gotta sleep 19 hours yes the true brilliant Giga strategy way now as an individual I've genuinely only consumed a croissant and a can of soda and yet my character is still alive right anyway here's a banker man um new investment here we go I would like uh lace Global a risk medium okay what about you medium and you are low zero to four percent uh amount to invest let's invest say 25 million into this one oh wait I can just go above and beyond uh can I invest that that seems like a lot of money I don't think I have that amount of money to invest can I invest a negative amount of money oh yes I can I can invest a negative 100 quantity of money okay if I crank this number up to maximum right with 999 and then let's see if I can invest e plus zero seven as a quantity now I can't we would just invest the standard 25 million that I wanted there we go 25 million on a low stakes investment and then we will do uh 25 million on a high stakes investment new investment time lace Global a nice true chaotic path here well bam 25 million go do whatever you like with this right and there we go I have now placed down my lovely investment now I just get to go take a look at my uh Investments over here yes no data and no changes whatsoever so I will just go and have a nice nap in my car I do believe yes this is the new Giga life we just sleep in our super expensive Giga car just for you know a full 24 hours to see what our investments are like tomorrow and I'll see you then welcome back ladies and gentlemen it's day 40 and you might be panicking I mean look at this I am the wonderful Elon Musk but we have no money in our bank account where did all of my money go well don't worry ladies and gentlemen it is entirely all tied up in investments in the lace Global a investment fund now for 56.157 million dollars now that's a good amount of money but the joyous thing about our investment ladies and gentlemen is the day by day we make even more money so if I were to Simply go to sleep in my car for 24 hours that investment is going to rise from being worth 56.1 million to something a little bit more spicy now it's this increase in profit which is effectively completely broken because we've now reached the point where in this business management game uh it makes no sense for us to even run a business because our investment has gone from 56.1 million to 56.3 million effectively what we've seen is an increase of 100 fifty thousand dollars on our investment over the span of just 24 hours that is wild so yes we make a hundred and fifty thousand dollars per day and last time I checked no one else is able to do that by turn 41. so there you go ladies and gentlemen it turns out gambling is indeed perfectly balanced provided you're happy and comfortable with ever so slightly breaking the laws of reality from this point on we can just continuously pass the days over and over again until this fund increases up into the stratosphere and we overflow the amount of money that this game has to offer in fact you know what I'm going to do that I'm going to go to the casino again double some more money come back and see how high I can take this I want that super yacht right well here we are ladies and gentlemen day 63 and I have finally caught myself back up with um the wonderful Canadians who I do believe are making uh around about maybe a 10 grand per day at the moment in terms of the game's speed and that's pretty good um the issue is I am making about a million per day thanks to these lovely Investments here you see now each day that I sleep ladies and gentlemen raises my current investment from 539 million to after just one quick 24 hour power nap we got from 539 million to a much more delectable and enjoyable very Jazzy ah 540.9 million very very good indeed now this is very broken as I am now making a million per day money has no meaning to me I could quite simply wait a hundred days and buy myself the gigabote which yes I suppose I might as well do no one else has bought the gigabot so it is my time to shy turn around car we're going to the giga boat look at all these dangerous drivers getting in my way on the road don't you know I have more money than you get off the road peasant jeez wow we attached now we like You Spin Me Right a little bit of touch that's okay but if I reverse does that mean I still take damage yeah so well I've had enough fun and my car is now battered up so it's time for me to park my vehicle right here it says it's illegal but um I don't know I think it's doing fine actually uh I think you know what who's who am I to judge what is and isn't illegal anyway I'm just gonna quickly use the econom viewer here and order a payout of um 540 million dollars uh you know just a nice casual element of money put this into perspective this is like effectively nothing of what Elon paid for Twitter and I mean that's been a Surefire investment for it oh God Twitter sucks anyway uh 99 million here we go we're going to buy the boat do we want to make it white red uh yellow yeah it's got to be yellow there we go bam purchase yes my boat ah yes relax on boat yeah I'll relax 12 hours can I do anything with the boat can I just relax on both is that it is that seriously All I Can Do I can just relax I bought a 90 million boat can I sell it 84 000. what the boat is meaningless there's nothing I can do with that what a waste of money 99 million down the drain well well still historically this will only be Elon musk's second worst investment after Twitter because at least at the end of the day it's still a boat at Birth so cool right and well there you have it ladies and gentlemen this is of course how to play Big Ambitions uh the true 100 accurate developer approved way uh this is the most efficient way and I promise you this is exactly what the developers wanted you to do if you enjoyed today's video then make sure to give it a like why not leave a majestic comment telling me what game you'd like to see me break next and of course there's always a majestic thank you to each of all of these lovely sausages who fund my videos and if you're sat there wondering what to watch next look no further than this on screen now there we go give it a watch I will see each and every one of you in the next one bye bye bye bye [Music] wow that was a speedy outro

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Length: 24min 13sec (1453 seconds)

Published: Fri Apr 07 2023