BUT THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!! | Monopoly

sigh mark did you keep getting knocked over yeah yeah some [ __ ] kept throwing the dice right in my face some jerk wad I don't honestly think I was talking about you Wade but I'm glad when you say something mean listen you played Monopoly right they have monopoly in Portugal right for games in Europe property buying monopolies capitalism you know about all there it's not it sucks then you'll hate it squish oh yeah the physics were just a little off on those dice on my my seven shitlords okay well wow you really didn't have to be like that also for the record the reason launched monopolies it's binded to this account and I was logged in on Lord minion 777 so why do you have so many accounts you play accounts all with thanks man just pass over it man I went last last time and I won so you saw your path now you know what I'm saying the first shall be last and the last shall be first I've never heard of that quote what's that from alright this nice job ship penis it's from penis it's from deepest og biz Oh Kathy says from a penis Vermont that's a state in the US it's a great property oh I can't hear you the goddamn game turn the kid down it's down so low turn wait you have a slider for systems turn it down system flight basically make me feel like I might throw up mark explained this to you and some to some extent right yeah there was a lot of information that day but we went it's none of it yeah listen cards before the stream back at the start a little bit 200 dollars richer than you fools okay all right this role I'm gonna go pay lik see it really be lesser lesser yeah welcome two pieces of wood that are not a house all right can it be my turn now please what are you gonna do you gonna trade okay get that chance good as yours I just pray and hope and hope and pray and pray yes property yeah well you didn't either so shut your mouth you shut your mouth I win shitstorm I don't want to win I didn't mute I don't want to win he's just like ignoring us and he's like I could use more milk not the point but I appreciate you really went for it I like milks good milk is good but that is all right okay all right hang on a second you saw the path but you also set up the game so I'm thinking here we go [Laughter] what am i doing to a different square I don't know do anything the same three places great all states this green that's Allstate's stand are you in good hands not too watching we could be huh but what never mind nothing okay all right look at that stuff I got no extra dice every time chance me chance me daddy if I if I get southern what I'm angry is that southern aggression is that a thing yes it's already owned this time huh huh huh is this any good oh it's for sale holy [ __ ] my mother I'll buy it what what should it be this is the joke that Waits mom it's real hot or whatever a joke I mean it's a joke because it used to be all right way your mom's real [ __ ] wait I'll give you what you want I think I feel like you plant opened up some kind of vortex and sucked us in my parents just don't try wait stop try hey Lexi do you want both utilities [ __ ] like eight properties I've got one luxury - now what you want to see we're basically the same money and we're definitely on even footing sad so with slow but it's pink and it's a hat so it's you wear hats my hat phase was in 2016 front flip you should it would cover up my bald spot why would I would [Laughter] okay all right I don't appreciate you buying my yellow property but it's not yours dear sir three of those are owned by three different people well that's a crime that's not a crime why is it what crime the crime against Wade manatee I feel bad I interrupted Bob for that to happen Bob continue please salvage this commercial mine was not mine was not as important as what happened that superseded anything I've ever thought of hey Lexi and why don't you go buy another property what are the chances of rolling a two now please yes does that equal to man I'm so sorry mark and Bob are gonna freak out eventually you're never gonna be invited back no we're not we're gonna freak out no one freaked out I would never do such a thing mask you about second mortgage what was that guy's crazy prospector voice guy mark oh damn it mark yeah yeah I'm sorry you paid yourself you're your shoe I'm going cars let's talk about this you can't operate a car without a shoe whoa whoa whoa you shouldn't have bought that now Rick Grimes will have to do by the way lick see and don't ask what a bust means no none of us knows the bus you get to play box means you get to pick oh the man is the man don't make no man chooses what man wants man I get to move one two or three squares [ __ ] the youngins you know pay rent nearest railroad nearest railroad nearest railroad or that I'll take this for the applause forever that was your turn you have no property you shouldn't be celebrating all right watch a move like this by a real man nice roll boot boy thank you booting car man oh look who's on my property now slept on the good card yes yes yes your advice was bad you should feel bad yeah well they still paid me so it's all good all right oh the man was good and the man is good no no no no good another property for lick see it I just gotta say this please stop trying to explain what the man does we just don't want to okay the man looks at you harshly he stares through your soul and he sees if your path is worthy and then he determines where you go from then on out or he takes you back in a dark alley and he shanks you in the kidneys with like a sharp knife yeah that's what the man does gonna be the man what's up against my boot well it's the man and now I've got a third property so suck my pain I still think it's hilarious how proudly you tell that story when it's not proud it's just I figure it's okay okay how aggressively you tell that story I didn't describe the size uh-huh no it's not the sizes time about the boner itself was human quality of the boner yes yeah but the size quality of the no no no very different respect where did you just go no that's not a [ __ ] is baked so I get it what no never had a baked boner no no where it's like just so like it was lit and then cooked no I've had a litter before but yeah is it the oven boner the same thing no okay tough crowd I went to shake that guy's hand in awkward but he totally whipped on the hand are you suggesting that you went for a handshake and he mistook your boner for the proper - Han understood how he made the mistake he didn't just reach out and grab your drunk though he looked to you and he was like look at the board I don't want to say that mark just landed there but also there's a big purple boot sitting there so see the board bastard like you know yeah okay six want that I want the property I think that's owned already no it's not see yeah another property I was gonna get oh hey look like saying oh my god it's been a good game guys have any money so he's not gonna be able to do anything with it trade us anything color yeah we can get a monopoly can we the way this game is played is now that you have a monopoly you have to give away the other color car that you own yeah yeah really yeah that's how it's a rule it's a rule you don't have rules in Europe but in America we play by a rule coasters we have monopoly rules what you wanna see no that's a bad move lady and you must be new to the game this is not hey everybody listen someone else should go for a minute I gotta find my boner lots of money with which to pay rent no I think you're good on properties I think I'm going I forgot there's one more monopoly that we can get guys so we just gotta work together on this Brown oh go [ __ ] myself again mmm masturbation is healthy at least here we go hey thanks man see now I just want to say but you said before there would be some poor sportsmanship and it would ruin the game I feel like only one of us four people is doing that right now and I think we all know who I'm doing it moronically thank you think you mean no he said what he meant he meant what he said all right well elephants memory 100% Dumbo 2019 did you just get the man again remember when other people did things in monopoly and not just listen you all wanted this now you deal with the consequences no you're not don't why are you doing with your boner in my face of truth do you baby that's what you get for not wanting my boner I got another where that come from came from comes come came all right just shot at the same time as us yes hey there you go man just talk to me myself and I I find myself hilarious thank you all right I just want to ask you funny it's just also a little bit concerning are there any other properties available for personal besides this railroad everything and I left and a reel and there's one read that's on purchased I think the first read Kentucky is not owned right now there's two where's one railroad available somewhere the third one the second one oh this is not good position for my next turn the poor Club hits you in different ways I feel I feel you right I feel that I really feel that why is the cat's ass always up in the air what does the POW cat stand with their butts just money oh no we don't play that rule whoa what is this buying houses have any money the [ __ ] no I know I know I'm just sticking yeah this one right over there don't get that red lick seeing dawn we're already down I'm gonna get monopoly guy and never mind Hey all right fine now oh good my turn how can this go hey wait you gotta get that Brown okay all right what's he gonna do oh yeah guess what guess who's got 33% more properties now huh that's pretty good okay I'm calling out for a spirit bomb here lend me some of your luck here just you know I don't I don't like my oh you're gonna get that Brown damn I am I let's get this brown hair let's get this man only bad now hmm yes yes man now the man is not good now the man hates you all right thanks Martin screw you I've got the brown fine my turn I'm gonna give you just do all my properties you have you have the next best chance to stand up to the man that is liq see it okay we give you all my money to balance this out no all right technically Bob wins this if he pays all 2092 dollars would be a very stupid thing for Bob to do so let's go I'm desperate what wait what'd you say I said I'm desperate uh-huh okay all right that's right one dollar at a time just the way we wanted my strategies to the repair guy a boater to you a boner to me a boner to true rhymes with me rhymes with you Bob's your term Bob you do I'm busy I'm going to destroy you I will now it's not about who wins it's about who stops this that sucks [Laughter] this is the dumbest thing we've done in a history of dumb you've shut your mouth we always surpass ourselves we don't know our own limits which to go through one dollar at a time ha ha and baby oh my god well now we can't quit we're really committed to this yeah we can win that's never gonna end well for dollars yeah all right wait-wait-wait-wait gets my turn okay all right wait what I will let you win it if you give me two more bids two more bids yeah what does that mean so we do we go around the cycle two more times and then you can have it I'll withdraw all right deal mark okay all right sure all right let's do this all right wait it's yours yours wait take it coward once again a representation of Wade being the only douche bag you go withdrawal mark I'll take it unless you want it I'm debating I've got one you've got one Oh whatever you can have it I don't care Bob I'll pay you five hundred and four dollars for that I'm giving everything I have to mark and I'm gonna curse you and that you ever have all right monopoly man don't touch me wait didn't outplay us chat wage just a liar okay and then you asked mark if he consented and then you consented which is exactly how you form an agreement that would have been legally binding good thing it's monopoly a monopoly court you won't wait it's just trying to be such a piece of [ __ ] that we're all like fine we're never gonna play this game I'm the one who's hated wait what did you try to [ __ ] me I in turn [ __ ] to you you're supposed to I could withdraw here Bob I'll give you my green looser yes you are because I just returned the [ __ ] and you were the one whining about it yes because you agree to do something and then you took back your word even though you clearly knew what you were signing up for the reason you're gonna lose this game it's me I mean the real reason is lick seeing but still thank God it's almost over we can play something else not almost over with his cards I will carry on the torch of this game you have the Browns well yes and three railroads yeah pretty good right and a get-out-of-jail-free card Marilee how do I I have to give you one dollar is the trade I have to give you $1 what is this now it's nothing door let's see if you have us all so [ __ ] right now only hope this even if even with all of that he just gave me I still don't think I can you have enough to make it happen I can't make monopolies I just can't I'm a deck of these Browns so good you couldn't see I believe in Mark Waid oh I gotta go still yes the game still to pick that one great I thought that was Jail interesting idea I fooled you all good huh alright well watch this move I'm about to light it up what is he gonna do to me only good things well interesting move I guess sure alright but wait for this it's about to go down oh yes yeah this this at the end game now yeah I'm about to snap my finger here we go yes power unbelievable power okay alright I think that's all I can do beware lick see and if I fall there I'm screwed no well no actually that's possible nope what I am talking about my lack of money is gonna screw me that's not hey monopoly guy listen [Laughter] that's only 250 all right oh here we go wait wait don't do it wait don't do it please oh you got the bus I can't see where I'm going three marks six marks nine I can't see I let's go no wait no nines no I think actually yeah go for it fine I'll go three okay well why wouldn't you go through the all right oh because I like to live dangerously I got a better chance land on the turds from here to other luxury probably roll higher you know do man you sure do plus he's only got one house what house isn't that bad a couple hundred to like a hotel on brown you know yeah you know what it is it really is it really is man come on come on wait oh no oh no another ten is you just on the [ __ ] railroad ha but it's to me yes give me your money [Laughter] Oh No guess who's coming back to win this [ __ ] Oh Lex did have ten bucks I guess Thanks this is gonna be a good one I'm pretty sure oh I can either go that place I can't see that place I can't see you this is community [ __ ] what's wrong with your great all right well I'd buy that card off you for like ten bucks no all right you wanted to be in jail didn't you didn't you want to be in jail it's all set up so he's ready to win I don't know man the fairway there yes no you know I won't stop nickel and diming is really gonna break you I'm gonna win all I gotta do is nickel dime through every single mortgage he can do and I win that's all I gotta do well I'm just gonna stay here till you guys mutually self-destruct and then I'll win oh yeah yeah whatever man yeah where's this Gus oh no wait mark that's not too bad no but it lets him it gives them enough to it's not up for a bit so we can afford to pay you and then do it like you won't just put on right away he's good guy lik see anything if you've got a goat and you've got a cart comes down and see you lick see it's art a way that looks like your stratas paying off I'm just wait don't freak out wait hold on sound wait I don't have enough money no do it oh yeah definitely save it up for a while a couple years maybe you know if you wanted the pro pro strats they're like seeing you would mortgage all your other properties in the flood well I'm not paying $50 for this officer I did it don't let me go hey oh I thought those doubles good job thanks man accomplish so far today I got the buy for property that was gonna be Snake Eyes for a second one of the railroads cost me over five no I think that's probably it to go again right into turd zone oh yeah yeah welcome to turd town say my oh come on that's no that's not fair that's well that's didn't shuffle these [ __ ] chance Martha Stewart prison I'm why my nerd [ __ ] prison I wish I had money aren't you in the same prison whole dollars Oh mark why'd you let the monopoly man happen you'll never get back Wade well not with that attitude this is good good like what's happening right now is there a thing that can happen with the monopoly man where you go straight over to church sound no-questions-asked cuz I'd be interested in that straight over to what town turnt down there's not a card for that people go turn town baby boardwalk top 4 it's pronounced Illinois ride not mark you rolled another monopoly man are you for serious look I'm not choosing to do this it happens to me I have 14 bucks I don't care about you I just know you've made that abundantly clear that monopoly you listen you could make this better give me all your blue no give me all your things like Bob did it's your only chance it's your only chance you're whispering it's fully chance quick before it's too late the way winning yes only that card what card your guys freak guys you want it I'll give it to you if you give me everything you got wink wink that feels like a fair trade I'm gonna end my turn oh come on man no balls on you no balls whoa whoa whoa how about you give me all your stuff I won't maybe I will maybe I will all right yes karma Wade what are you doing now listen Wade no I dub there is only one way mark to make this happen wait don't listen to you hold the hope of all humanity in your hands doing play you're the one true king I can't give you the brown turn town but I must stay in turn town it is my curse there will come a time when you'll thank me for this because you'll look inside yourself and you'll see the Destiny that you need to bla bla bla no this is taking way longer than I thought it would yada-yada-yada great power great responsibility holy why do I have so much money why don't I so much money and I can't do anything with it how's your day wait all right listen you have to accept this I'm just gonna put it in that wasn't all of it yeah I gotta go over um how do I get over to shift okay give me one dollar okay except a deal no no you don't know that man oh yeah yeah there's a little more money good thing I didn't get rid of it all so you wouldn't have to bankrupt yourself I see yeah yeah okay one day Kurd town will be your world of hurt always okay never mind what is happening that way I need to think wait forcing me to trade you know I can't say no to trades [Laughter] all right I see how this is going down Oh God dollars Jesus Christ wait listen this is the plan okay she's gonna show up a little a little thing in front of you in a few know in a few said sure the repair guy a thing in front of me too that's not no no boner pic no look at what you're gonna have in trades I love Pennsylvania my face baby you know what oh you got a tit there we go all right space space all right got a counteroffer here look at those values though I feel like you're really getting back like seeing ear muffs mark pop do you think this is a good deal yes oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah no question he's not interested he's from that's a pretty good test yeah we're just gonna roll all right well good move man you can hit the button you want any other time except when you actually want to hit it great all right mark homie main man uh-huh too safe here yeah thanks buddy why did I put all of our fate in his hands it was basically the only option don't worry about it true true true all right yeah here we go just roll I know I could pick either place ooh don't don't give him the turds I wasn't destined to be yours what I'm not gonna I've literally not going to mark please there was not this what well this decision it all boils down to this the one the only the Masters is six six is free parking yeah you're good so you definitely want fought [ __ ] thought I had him there thought I had him there mark thought I had him there what are you talking to me I don't want to talk to you all right all right fair enough you got a cheer Mon weights weights our only hope oh yeah okay yeah go away go yeah I was good move yeah keep it up oh great moves good thing yeah that's right yeah mark yeah uh-huh yeah what wait what what you're my only hope don't you [ __ ] die swear to God if you do this yeah everything my properties touches is your kingdom I hate you no we're just gonna let's just get that added here real quick so that way I'm not [ __ ] it you know the last second uh yeah you wouldn't want yeah second you were in the middle of your speech about responsibility everything the light touches is through my is your property and you're the golden egg of the the goose and whatever you do always remember that's it stars button so that's all the money you're getting for now wait wait wait wait wait listen wait it's out of my hands now mark I got trade oh my you are the one the light chose to be I swear to god wait I'm gonna come and kill you I'm gonna follow your gonna wake up market fly we're gonna wake up with keen ears kidney you are the one who I I think that for every bacon there is heaven to go with it so how could they have filmed holloman Oh God you know three hundred and seventy dollars alright and the small price you got to pay is a deal decline it I dare you to climb this would you do it again you don't know just because I don't want to go through this [ __ ] again you won't do it again [Laughter] thank you for calling my bluff because I had a lot more to say just prepare yourself prepare your neighbor's suite cloak brand merch and here's three hundred and twenty bucks because 4/20 is just too much to handle for me right now in the club as they say so there you go deal if I go bankrupt what happens what Mark and I did right there was called a distraction mechanism to get likk seen off his game we worked on that together we practice this that's a lot of money [Laughter] there's more there's more wait [Laughter] [Music] wandered why not help it once I'll say never wanna play Monopoly wait you're not expecting this move what nope you got yours I really want to see how these options turn out I'm very invested in this did I do this did I do this way [Applause] will go now let's really go now he won't [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] you know I'd play it again I'd play it again look see what this is all said and done which make a trade I still think it's amazing that how much listed actually legitimately just won that game yeah I was ever having a chance yeah no that was that was unfair you know in all seriousness there was no way that we could be you lose there was nothing we could do I just said luck on the dice I guess ya got one of every single property and cinched it it was incredible maneuver whoa he did not have the browns mark you had a change mark my golden light the darkness that envelops the other dark now my deaf and real quick piece ah good gracious piece is it over is it over much I appreciate everything you've done the own [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] [Laughter] my buddy mark he sacrificed himself mine my champion mark who should have had this victory the man who put up with the trades the great trade negotiations of 2019 here's we'll play again [Music]

Channel: Markiplier

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Id: MvuqM_9h6QY

Length: 48min 39sec (2919 seconds)

Published: Sun Apr 28 2019