BOB'S FILTHY, DIRTY, UNBELIEVABLE LUCK | Monopoly

why did the splash screen say ubisoft poon what does that mean what is a pune and why is it affiliated with ubisoft i don't know man all right why is this resolution so wonky oh my god fatal error oh no oh i tried to change the resolution and it did not like it i don't know what happened but it's frozen again oh but i've got the world's smallest window even though it says it's in 1920 i had that problem you got to go through a few fatal errors but it'll work itself out you keep killing it eventually it'll reincarnate and yeah exactly green but it's on like a four by four like little bomb yeah yeah it happens happens the best of all ubisoft i'm in baby am i a [ __ ] yeah all right hat what sweet mark if you join the game we can commence oh [ __ ] i didn't no i'm so sorry what an actual remove this man oh now i should not start the game yes no star game not star game yes big monitors that my game could be this big why do you still have that big stupid monitor that breaks all of your games no you do why do you play at 4k i don't or tv it's not a minor it's a tv screen you're using a tv he's using a big ass tv to use a tv send an email to someone or something these are asus monitors oh asus mounted there's i'm about to beat this watch this [ __ ] my mouse cannot scroll to the right oh god damn it what a roll what a dweeb more like it it's not like i have a choice did bob win one for once wow i get to go first i'd never do that why aren't you ripping him apart he got a lower dice than i did you're not giving him the [ __ ] he's having a bad enough time with his stupid tv monitor and yeah you're right you're right you're right you're right you're right i like the living map i like how pixely and how much aliasing there is on all the moving parts it is nice it is nice stupid ghost stupid wow okay guys i got a double guys wow that's pretty much the best thing you can do in this game so i'm pretty sure i'm killing it right now i have one second prize in a beauty contest i can read i can read we can read no we can't please for me okay [Applause] now let me show you how a real puss rolls i didn't really shake them much hey you're coming to visit my property no come stay in my framed up house that's not even really a thing yet uh it's raining tonight thank you i guess i let you stay on my property you owe me you owe me that much you owe me oh yeah okay i'm not gonna land there i've got better numbers to roll my controller has it turned off oh look at that one shot that says collect this is gonna be one of those games mark dude's winning right now you believe this i can feel it already i can feel it already this is gonna be one of those bankrupts right now you might save my eyes 10 more years of strain that's not where you want to be oh no no that's where you want to be you guys want to come stay at my dope i don't know i got an even doper ass problem i stayed at your properties they are really pathetically bad please roll a three i will not go away get out of here i'm going straight to the good spot this pussy's going on a long walk this place is going places baby yeah that's this is the property this is the good [ __ ] tennessee that's what i wanted as they say in tennessee that's good stuff all right uh yeah i do i don't know wow look at that pile of garbage that is a property that is what they call the value that's where miley cyrus was partying before the party in the usa i think tennessee is probably still counted as part of the usa but no before partying this song that's a total of 15. does that mean i get the real room no not the railroad listen wait a moment oh i love the railroads i'll give you all my money pennsylvania wait i will suck nothing but i would take it if you were giving it to me you know what this is a fair offer i'll think about it mark okay good good oh look at that sick ass nine guardians i teleported to free parking how about that jesus christ jason bourne all right here we go that's what i thought the good moves are good moves good moves it's a good move good move good move good move good move wait no oh that is great no that's a good thing good [Music] you broke bastard it's gonna be one of those games gonna be one of those games guys it's gonna be one of those games all right wade oh here we go i'm about to oh no wow what a roll or power i'm right between you two and i'm gonna take a red that no one will land on the rest of the game no no the reds are worth a lot you should definitely invest a lot of money in the reds there no one ever plans on these ever well yeah you're right give it to me wait you might as well just give it to me oh that's a compelling offer uh wait um instead of giving it to mark for free i'll give you 10 for it i'll give you i will let you pet me because i'm a cat that violates social distancing rules with a glove you have to wear a glove and a mask you have to wear a glove and a mask really just rolling out of oh [Music] give it give it give it give it give it give it give it do it give it money will blow is that what the sign said money money will blow that is really nice you know what they mean are they making they're macking in that fountain yeah dude wait you couldn't see it but they're really mac they're real tiny so it doesn't oh my god oh boy oh boy we're just zooming around old zoomy boy over here this doesn't seem very fair yeah i rigged it i picked the mode where the person who hosts the game always wins i would believe that i would and i choose to i choose to believe that that is 100 a thing that i would do no questions that i can't believe you i like how it says be careful as if there's a single goddamn thing you could do okay oh man i'm just absolutely crushing you guys right now i'm racing around full blast yeah i can see that i can see it i started playing vox populi again recently they're migrating up to a new map and they got a new whole new thing coming out because they're updating to 1.16 1.17 but i was reminded of the app the drunk minecraft episode where we had to collect the iron blocks and bob kept stealing ours and hiding in a chest in the water yeah yeah i remember and then on the big reveal because i'm oh [ __ ] you i've got seven blocks and bob's like i have 48 blocks yep it's not my fault i'm smarter than everyone you rigging this game no it's a long-winded way of saying you got it yeah any game that bob can steal from the others and not put the real work in that's that's the game that bob really really gets the good good juice going i swear it's where i excel if we're honest yes i think this is bob's property i'm gonna have to pay some rent you know what it totally is wait what six dollars well green is the second best color next to blue so i don't know what you expected [Music] railroad and a red i feel like i should just bankrupt now oh oh i forgot about that complete nonsense rules of movement oh look at this i get another of these beautifully valuable uh properties over here by the big whale two properties of peace and bob's at six yes that is what's happening i think that's what you're it's your mouth right your mouth is somewhere right you dig good mouth yep you're about a double fur big me okay not a double where does that put me nice double i think that was that was that is that patrick's day oh well you know let's see how much money i owe the government now go to jail go to jail oh it's gonna be one of those games guys one of the games i was so close to go doubles oh god you all suck is it double for landing on go i don't know is that a thing not unless you said it to be a thing [Music] this is dumb oh doubles wait no seven hang on this seems familiar could you spare some doubles please no oh there goes that 200 bucks he just got dang darn it shoot gosh roll the double and join me join me wayne jail i don't want to be free you absolute crooks how bad did you rig this game that wasn't lost to jail that was a very long that was a horrible turn i mean it could be worse hey look guys i got busts damn it oh i got to pick one square five squares one square gives you monopoly yeah i think i think you're right i should definitely get that monopoly going oh my god you can actually do that yeah oh my god look at that color set complete oh my god it's unbelievable wade we have to team up and even then i don't think we could win we're gonna get out of jail and we're gonna run right into these houses i hope you do boys yeah all right we'll just leave him we'll just leave him like that oh thank you thank you i'm going to take it all right can i pay 50 after i roll no i don't think so i don't know i'm just gonna go cause i gotta get moving or else bob's gonna scoop up every popular 1980's come on please no no okay we're good we're good we're good we're good we're ready to pass where do i go where am i going am i going to my place god i'm going up the [ __ ] [Laughter] all right thanks buddy you guys should really buy some properties yeah i think you're playing this game oh bye ah god i knew i forgot something of course okay all right i think you're missing the strategy of you right definitely i was this is very silly of me oh 11 oh 12. yellow i don't even own one of those yet so is it mine no it's not mine no it's a lot to do why would it be mine buy it there we go man i'm so good at monopoly all right this is the round it around this is the one where is this going is this landing on the one you just bought is it oh my god visit me yes can i sleep in the ditch outside how much does that cost i wish there was a game mode where your options on this screen were either pay or slit his throat and hide the body oh murderopoly okay good you wanna trade never mind too late i forgot all right here we go big numbers dude nice roll oh it's 11 okay why do you that's not owned by me so probably no one owns it then why do you get all the symbol dice on the right and we get the numbers like i just i don't know man it's so weird it's really weird dude maybe screaming into second place right now late is absolutely locked down the only position that's up for grabs look i got monopoly on oh and a double that's great that's really cool oh thank god no it's the last green it's the last screen oh wow praise you know what i am running into the problem of owning too many proper you need to visit my properties or i'm never gonna make this money back right right of course yeah going to pass go we know that we can't do it but you can i totally got this i'm definitely not going to land on boardwalk uh how much is that seven that's all right no wait that's a little brown place oh you got another monopoly oh wow so sweet damn it do i do i buy it or do i auction it that's the real question do you want to invest i just get it [Applause] i have a compliment color set my eye twitch is back i don't know what caused this but my eye twitch is all of a sudden back man these are so cheap to just just do this on what a time to put a time to be alive he's just like that's how we create our legacy you're gonna waste houses on the brown product i'm just defending yeah get your 200 from go and then hand it right into mine i'm just i'm just offended you know wait i'm just offended look at those garbage heap houses a hotel would look a lot nicer i'd be a little bit more inclined to stay all right this is just much better are you happy now yeah there we go that's what i'm talking about wait i want you to put money down on the odds of me landing listen mark you're set up right now perfectly to definitely get boardwalk on your next turn i don't think you need to worry about it for second place to submit my legacy wait you are just absolutely crushing second place right now i think i think uh my my chat is calling yeah i need frames my game is really buggy right now my name is super no no oh man my frame rate is really janky i don't know what the deal is i think it's all right i don't know it's super weird you didn't have to knock over my piece you didn't have to well that was kind of savage hey oh wow yeah that's oh no park places that's really cool mark you see how wade's operating you see what he's doing he should take notes i should take notes really all right another double another double another do i spend my last dollar on this thing no go for it fight each other come on don't make us fight each other just do this no you could come to some sort of gentleman's agreement i'll do one i guess that's fine damn you bob dammit i just don't like how much you enjoy come on all right well you could totes have it then oh gosh you deserve this thank you thank you thank you i should have just bought it and then sold it to what he is for 150 i didn't know it was such a profit in the property all right well i'll just play my doubles i guess oh look at that sweet sweet seven is that is that an unowned red nose it's something unowned oh it's an orange i live but i don't even think i can afford it no i can't i'm too poor we've got him now ah gosh started come on let's just skip ahead let's just get let's spend your money come on i have two poor two poor for that sorry all right come on beat each other up yeah come on come on oh my gosh mark you're really gonna want this one since you have the uh yeah the other one uh-huh uh-huh i think that's really gonna pay back for you i'm gonna pass go i'm gonna get my red dice and you guys are gonna feel my wrath oh no he did it where's that going that's board walking next the comeback is back on i let you have that orange you could give that to me no you let you have it thank you for letting me have it at 100 over its value thank you so generous is that deal oh you could go die i didn't do anything to you and i know what you're so mad at me about it's you trickling down on me i can feel the trickles that's a decent little roll where does that put you my goodness god damn it yes give me the money you had to push him to put hotels on it it could have not worked out for him but hey so much for your money i appreciate that i've passed go twice and gotten zero dollars i haven't passed go at all why do you get the doubles i can't believe i rolled another double unbelievable i got the bus all right who who owns what tell me uh i own kentucky i think it's the only one i own where does nine put me oh wait no i definitely was right definitely mine is yellow yeah give me that that's that's the good stuff yeah yeet hey mark no no listen hey come on man come on you can't afford it right now you can't afford it right now anyway can't afford it all right okay all right i think large numbers my friend i am thinking so big think about so many dots i've never thought bigger i've never thought bigger that might be the last lightning yeah yeah all right this is my comeback this is a this is a competition bob before you even say it the answer is no we're not trading we're not swapping before you decide come on mm-hmm what if i give you both yellows for both light blues what about that you want to own one whole spro no i want to own one whole half of the entire board you would you would own yeah you would own one and a half sides i know i don't know what no three yellows the yellows all the yellows you say dude all the yellows all the yellows no more thinking about how much of an advantage that would mean you could afford ooh monopoly man well you're gonna get yourself some some uh yeah power company electric company that's a good one i thought it was orange nope it's a power company those aren't equally as good why would you be upset by that yeah oh i got the boss that god i'm definitely just gonna go get that railroad i think all right watch out i've got boardwalk i know i know but i've got the short line okay i just i don't unders all right so guys all right mark think big numbers again why do you have to watch out man have you done this why have you gotta be real careful why have you done this come on just roll just roll a good roll let's do it hey look i might not be oh i got a red man little man you're gonna get your last orange bud yeah oh yay look at me my dick is huge my puss is fat all right what's the button up baby welcome to nice yeah spend it all you don't need cash keep going you want big come on that's so smart that doesn't seem smart but i've never been known as being smart i'm going i have to because the jump between two and three houses is so big all right it is big okay all right i almost pressed delete you're going to absolutely crush my spirits yeah yeah yeah okay all right oh wait no it's way this way wait come on please wait come on come on wait wait wait come on wait i was kidding myself wait come on wait wait wait come [Applause] immediately pays off oh no babies it hurts it hurts way you had second place sewed up so neatly until just this last turn oh wait what happened to you i thought you were a winner yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes ah now i might now i must rent it safely into my own properties what a relaxing stroll please please please please please please oh that's all six i'm safe oh yeah oh totally fine give me those 200 buck arenas let's get this done what were you afraid of the fifty dollar fee yeah welcome no luxury time darn it what you get for being so rich i'm so rich oh oh you're headed toward you and then a little bit of mark all right oranges are bad news all right okay flood my fat puss with your nose no it only works when i say cause i'm actually a cat oh you it just sounds weird i'm a hat together we could be cat in the hat you're you can't say the words fat puss like you just can't get away with it come on mark let's do it oh monopoly i like that it gives you no information about that just boom huh wade the reds are still up for grabs oh i have a turn i forgot a little man wow what a roll that's not bad don't worry it's probably safe probably good yeah what could happen in community channels please be kind hey i'll take it and then you get to come visit my properties next all right this game's turning around let's get started see mark you just gotta hang in there yeah just gotta hang in there who are good people luck's gonna go luck's gonna go looks gonna go washa how are you feeling about those uh yellows you know i might be i might be spicy for the yellows i might be i might be i might be spicy i might be a little spicy for the yellows what if what if i propose a big trade okay i'm listening i we you give me the cash to cover this 550 debt and i give you both yellows for both light blues so basically you forgive the debt and we make swapsies i feel like you still make out on that my gut is telling me it's not the best deal but i feel like that's just a net gain for you because i wouldn't have done the trade anyway then and then i'm not getting the money from your debt but do you not agree that having oranges and yellows what what happened you got all my stuff what you just went bankrupt what happened what no are you [ __ ] kidding me i'm in second place i hate ubisoft so [ __ ] much that was such a good game god damn it was there a countdown timer for that it must have been like some countdown timer [ __ ] i didn't see when it was just like waiting for bob to play and then it was suddenly just like boom bankrupt [ __ ] talking that's so dumb and you're the one hosting it why would it happen to you hosting it all right you want to start another game because that's that's that's so unfair well i mean you're kind of ruling out my possibility of my comeback i suppose you're right you know what your comeback has come your comeback the the comeback king first that's such a that's such a dick smash what the [ __ ] that's i'm so sorry bob that sucks that was a good game well do you guys want to play more [Laughter] [Music] monopoly [Music] now [Music] you

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Published: Sat May 02 2020