Best of the Worst: Wheel of the Worst #24

foreign Williams are back it's great to have you back thank you for having me I'm very happy to be here I heard you had a very smooth flight in uh well we got rerouted to a military base and then there was almost a fist fight on the flight when someone tried to de-board onto a military base so that was not good oh I mean it was very smooth yes no problems right here welcome to another episode of best of the worst thank you thanks for having me back today we introduced the new wheel another wheel of the worst this one not made out of a piece of garbage wood this is a proper prize wheel that spins appropriately this will be the final wheel until the next one looks great well made well constructed spins holds 12 tapes for your viewing pleasure or pain and the best thing about this new wheel is that it actually spins for more than one second like the last one would you like to see this is just a test spin everybody whatever it lands on is not what we're gonna watch I'm just gonna show Freddie how well this new wheel spins I can't wait to see it in action here it goes [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] foreign [Music] first up is Carmen car man car man the standard that's the name of this release oh this is musical videos so six new music videos uh it looks like a politician from Brazil what is this I don't know he's a car man that performs music I guess uh oh his last music video is called great God who's in the house America again and a bunch of others I see Lord so it's gonna be probably gonna be religious it's gonna be great it's gonna be great uh next up Freddy is never no as one word never know um that looks also vaguely religious is that the theme no I don't know what this is Cameron Mitchell is the patron saint of letter media so I thought maybe you guys had gone the religious route and well he is our patron saint but he's the patron saint of alcohol alcoholism um uh I hear yes I don't know what this is well it looks ominous it does kind of look ominous um it looks spiritual that this is like your classic background of like a religious uh trading card or something I don't know whatever they have to right I'm sure they do and then this is this is a new feature on the wheel we're that we're very excited to to talk about um kind of self-explanatory uh when we didn't have enough tapes to put on the wheel we fill them in with a pick a black spine which is right behind me here oh boy um that's what you were hiding from me yes yeah if you land on The Pick of black spine of course you get to pick a black spine okay which uh which is kind of a frightening concept next up strong against Crime so this guy's name strong or it means to take a strong position against Crime doesn't this look like Boris Karloff when he in his older years whenever he was in a Roger Corman movies we had this tape on the the horizontal wheel probably six seven eight nine twelve fifteen twenty six years ago I'm not sure um and I was like this this looks like LBJ and it also has the same font and like uh three-quarter shadowing or profile shot of uh with a red and it looked like a movie cover this looks like an action movie what is this what is this oh so strong against Crime Do You Remember Jay it was like was it The Hunt for Red October yeah yeah yeah where it had that exact same font yeah yeah I think I said like Red Dawn or uh what's that Schwarzenegger movie Reds red no red Dawn's uh uh be cool play it safe our children's safety video uh kids having fun fun is circled learning to take responsibility for their own safety I guess you're being safe while playing sports I thought he was holding a chocolate rabbit that's a skate I guess yes a rollerblade yeah he's got rollerblades with a helmet so he's being safe while rollerblading and she is being safer on a big dangerous dog I don't like where his hand is that's awesome yeah just weird maybe that's just her other big hand right like she's holding the ball and she's like and she happens to have partial Giant handism all right elderly elderly parent care the family meeting um now this sounds actually very depressing uh but I'm in I'm down for it to give it a shot if we if we land on it foreign what gorilla driving that sounds dangerous I don't think gorillas should be driving no not at all you can see a lot of hair on the back of his hand but he's actually the car dragger all right counter Ambush tactics for today's Mean Streets defensive use of your car a little odd usage of of uh uppercase lettering every word except for of oh wait of your views of your car that is weird Mean Streets is capitalized like it's the [ __ ] Scorsese movie right uh I thought maybe they were making an acronym yeah but the m s that doesn't make sense so counter I don't I don't I don't know if it comes to like your life or your car right you point a gun in my face while I'm in my my Toyota Corolla I'm fighting you he has no slugs in the chamber so right if you have the presence of mind that's the first thing you can inspect the gun yeah ask him if you can inspect the gun from the chamber to make sure it's loaded first before handing over the car and he just pissed the lip sheet just assume the gun isn't loaded that's see that's my advice assume the gun isn't loaded and fight him with every ounce of strength you have to protect your car that's that's the advice they're going to give in that sound advice uh Jason Vale Jason Val Vale Vale I don't know uh the juice Master's rebounding Workshop so this is he's a Juice Master it's about rebounding and there's a trampoline and then there's an energy source down here that powers your vertical liftoff uh okay well we know what that is uh the final apocalypse countdown to Armageddon astonishing predictions of the future this will be easy to fact check right right because I'm assuming this was made in the 90s yeah 96 probably 97. uh so yeah they're going to be wrong about everything pregnancy guide for men hosted by John Schneider I'm assuming this isn't about actual pregnant men uh it's like uh what a video like where men can be supportive during pregnancy how dare you oh I'm just assuming I don't know unless that is a pregnant man it sure is this kind of stuff happens nowadays next up speaking of pregnant men it's Fabio time for Romance starring in the first romance video novel oh my God talk about awkward a group of guys watching this sitting in a room just why is that awkward nothing no reason uh so this is like a like a Harlequin romance novel come to life um shots of Fabio's sweaty ABS thrusting it's uh men and women um I could be wrong but wasn't Fabio one of the like creepy Angels or whatever in Exorcist three in one of those when uh uh what's his face goes to heaven in the dream sequence right I was like I just have seen the shot of him looking like an angel yeah she becomes like possessed and there's an exorcism he's trying to exercise her now he's exercising her laughs so Freddie uh eight years ago you last spun this wheel it's hard hard to imagine it's been so long and uh your your your spin was less than Stellar you were a little gentle with the wheel one might call pathetic sad it's time to spin the wheel and see what the first video is we watch all right here we go foreign you know so here's your chance to redeem yourself with a real good spin now remember we tested this puppy it spins good yeah oh boy so go so go ahead and give it a real good spin I'm actually is everybody ready I hope I'm ready Freddy yeah I guess so okay yeah oh all right hold on let me give it a shot yeah ah damn it all right did you do it what's happening uh hold on hold on all right I'm just having a moment okay give it a give it a good spin my glasses are fogging hold on yeah well it's still on Carmen so it's that wasn't a valid spin okay all right it has to go around all the way I did it oh God oh God [Applause] oh okay strong against Crime where's Karloff protect your family protect your family [Music] ladies and gentlemen Sanford strong Tetris it just trips thank you I'm glad to be with you I'm Troy McClure I don't mean auto theft I don't mean someone breaking into your house stealing your things while you're going on vacation I'm talking about the new crime in America the random violence the kind of looks like a fake show that would be in Robocop yes it does yeah yeah it takes lives you need but he's like I'm not buying it already that guy right here he's a recidivist he was a two-time loser too timely was not his first armed robbery not even close it was only her first armed robbery you're confusing us yeah was she the accomplice it was his third armed robbery per second and a half at that together five armed robberies what's going on what's going on so um we are spinning the wheel again okay uh we landed on strong against Crime and we watched it and boy was it strong against Crime and now we're gonna we haven't watched it yet now we're gonna watch another film on this wheel of bizarre tapes with Cameron Mitchell's face in the middle you know I'm I'm actually rooting for pick a black spine I actually am okay well I'm gonna be the first you ready give it a good old spin all right [Applause] [Music] would you just look at that you fraud you [ __ ] fraud this is [ __ ] this is our [ __ ] [ __ ] [Music] is it bad taste if we make fun of any of this we've watched our shows right the entire reason we're here who are you talking to but it feels so sincere oh oh [ __ ] oh I feel authentically bad for this guy don't believe it I can't do nothing for myself oh watch stupid TV it's my heart and I got some emphysema a person should not be excluded because of Personality Geographic distance or financial constraints there's Grandma on the table we've elected to invite her to this meeting which may not give much input but she was alive when we planned the shoot this is still on the contract she has to be on camera enough well Rich I'd just like to point out that uh when we landed on the elderly tape Mike dabbed and that feels very appropriate and now I'm going to spin the wheel okay go ahead Jay [Music] um the standard car man six new music videos either a musician or a politician or a priests I think he's just like a singing priest uh this guy and he may try to sell you a car that was something like it'd be like a video about a used car salesman techniques car man color Man car man they take him in and you know the price is going to be lower but you you act like you oh I don't know if I can bring it down that much and then when you give in they're grateful to give the cop for that price car man that's gonna be shitty Jesus videos oh yeah [Music] [Music] but feels like [Music] did he say what I thought he said there's an angel in your angel yeah oh no I okay yeah where do you think that hires off one of those lines almost sounded like he said the n-word yeah I I heard it too N word in the chamber and his name is Jesus Christ oh God be a very different song [Music] he looks like pop the Papa John's guy that's this whole time I'm like what does he look yeah if that were the case maybe you did say the n-word [Music] you go ahead and do that [ __ ] I rarely get to spin the wheel [Applause] [Music] no so um now this is perfect because it only requires 15 minutes to go out of your stomach into into the bloodstream into the intestinal tract into your pants [Laughter] now there are many many trampolines on the market there is only you mean there's more than one trampoline radically different by the time you finish the 14 days I just want you to feel alive again you know because so that's Ed Grimley do you remember sure yeah that's Ed Grimley right there his hair just needs to stick up in the front life your arms will start to feature that oh my God sir dangerously close to the springs twist you're you're your product is a death trap he's dancing that's the Ed grimly dance oh my God holy [ __ ] those are your freestyle moves feel free to do whatever you want with your mini trampoline remember most important thing is to get it out get on it pump some music and use this baby thank you bounce man uh okay well we're here again for a wheel the worst this feels like a classic wheel of the worst we actually were successful we we've had several best of the worst wheel the worst recently where it's like it's kind of all over the place but these are like four classic uh scams so we had a yeah good solid lineup our first tape was strong against Crime hosted by Sanford strong glad you're here I'm glad to be with you I'll be talking about crime tonight um but that's our first tape so rich no no like what is it what is it what tell us all about Samford strong this is like your your classic 80s or early 90s like JJ bitten binder style this guy wishes he was JJ bitten binder crime is rampaging Across America and we're gonna give you tips on what to do when crime crimes in your general vicinity tips slash scare you this is a classic scare tactic video there's a lot of fear-mongering where tapes like this these kind of crime tapes make it seem like people are getting mugged all around you all the time every every day every seconds and and it's just a matter of time before they come for you people want to break into your house so much that you need to have a permanent rope attached to the end of your bed so you can break out and that's the thing that kind of makes this odd a lot of those like you know tips on what to do and nasty situations is that some of the advice in here just seems [ __ ] strange when you're watching these kids go down [Laughter] [ __ ] you I'm gonna just use this tree he broke his neck green [Laughter] I can guarantee you this going down a rope is easy especially for your children especially in free fall the ground will stop you and you won't fall forever I promise really [ __ ] strange and it's all presented by a man who feels like an actor and it's strange because we looked it up he is real but this seems like a fictionalized account of a a tough talk about crime tape where you have a pet like a parody like a parody like a parody where you got the actor and you find an actor with the right look for a grizzled cop and he's over acting as a joke when I said they're Savage when I said they're violent I meant it yeah he's practiced in the mirror all of his poses and and the the advice almost seems satirical loader weapon up just before she goes to bed that meant it's been unloaded during the day while she was away you've load your gun every night every night and then you hide it under your bedroom this is really dangerous if you're asking me a big hassle yeah a hassle cheap insurance I I tend to unload the gun every morning seven A.M she lives in like alternate Back to the Future too or something it's like what the [ __ ] it worked fine we made it work now get out there and win that second half this guy we looked him up he retired in 1984 from the San Diego Police Department and this was made in 94. yeah I'm wondering if there was like like a rush to Market either personally by their own like will or a company comes out and finds retired detectives like bittenbinder yeah and says we want you to be you have a good look to you you we want you to be like the guy who gives this talk about like and we can sell these videos we're going to pay you this you know under the guise of you're helping the community you'll be making a video that's going to help people um by scaring the [ __ ] out of them and and and he wasn't quite up the snuff he he had the look and the voice but he seemed to have a little nervous tick yeah with a lot of the things he said like like a weird way of like delivering his lines he would he would jumble words a mush-mouth marble mouth like it's about time we started to consider it with people who leave little guns in their home these five criteria I've laid out for you they're feeling second I'm telling you kicks in right now I don't inter I'm not interested in what they had to say don't drive around looking for a place car to run into 10 15 miles an hour for the nearest car what we're going to do right now is we're going to take you through a family home intrusion Escape Plan he said family the family I've been to the crime scenes my last one was a four-year-old boy put a 3x5 card into your glove compartment box with the information that's not going to lead them to your house or private home telephone number and have it there you only need one of them I hope [Laughter] he sounded so confident and he had such a good radio voice count on that but his nerves kind of bubbled to the surface and [ __ ] up a lot of the things he was saying so he was no JJ bitten binder nor did he have the presence of him he possibly sounded a lot more natural like off camera practicing and auditioning or however the hell is they found him but then you get the camera on and there's a crowd and uh yeah let me ask answer a question that comes up I don't care the promises they make to you you're not special you're not different to them you're just next nothing more you're just next oh she's crying you can see tears in her eyes she got abducted once oh [ __ ] that's why it's so easy by him to be there to hear him describe it like this really brings it back he's got to wrap this up I gotta make for the set of Days of Our Lives 40 minutes yeah you could feel the nerves you get him on the In Living Color set or whatever that set's supposed to be they kept saying don't hit the TV with your finger a two-time loser driver take charge she sandwiched in between two Crooks and out of there hold it did you hear what he said he probably would have wanted to get out in seconds you saw the entire family out of the car oh yeah he has some he has some classic moves in this the the constantly hitting the TV with his finger that now let's watch another clip and he gets his leg up on the on the thing the Qbert stand whatever the [ __ ] this Hubert whatever the set is supposed to be how do you pull Qbert out of like the depths of your mind so so quickly yeah I said Tetris but it actually Qbert is much better yeah yeah he's jumping up one doesn't think of Qbert without like 10 minutes of like mulling over what was Qbert said Bubble to the surface so quickly I kept expecting him to sell a product I guess maybe the the video itself is the product but you've already purchased it at that point I kept expecting him to have a line of guns that he was going to sell you some guns like that's what it all led to because eventually although that would be a shock that's out of the window see someone suspicious Milling around your parked car walking out all right let's go back quickly that's the one that's wrong that's the one that's wrong this is pretty no-nonsense though like if you really think about it um because what was the thing like uh the crime scene number two don't go to Crime Scene number two right if a guy comes up to you with a gun you basically have a split this uh second decision to make two options uh give them your stuff and run and hope he doesn't shoot you hold it or or go with him and then crash your car it's like it was like like Last Resort options one might result in you getting shot in a parking lot but that's better than getting shot in a dark corn field in the middle of the night that's part of the fear-mongering isn't it yeah with this yeah that's why it feels like JJ bittenbinder felt so genuine he was harsh with like his language and the way he talked to these kids but he felt genuine this guy feels like he's trying to scare you but for what purpose I don't know if he was trying to sell you a gun like you said that would make sense this is the absolute most important purchase you can ever make I guess that's just his uh approach I don't know because he could have had a line of strong arms strong arm so you could have your weapons and then at the end it would be like you're really really afraid and then now you can buy his strong arm line of ropes and I had firearms and Escape rooms hold it I know what you're thinking no you know what was I thinking some of the carjacking advice wasn't bad no it got more absurd as it went along the house it was all good even though it was absurd well because it was all [ __ ] you would have to do in a really nasty situation like it sounds crazy crashing your own car but the guy's got the gun to your head he's taking you to the abandoned cornfield in the middle of nowhere no no that stuff that stuff I get but once you get to the Escape your own house with a rope that you have permanently tied to the bottom of your bed because there is definitely going to be someone breaking into your house with guns at any moment and you should run drills occasionally for what to do when this happens that was making me think of uh the Royal Tenenbaums Ben Stiller and his kids so he does like routines in their house to make sure that they get out before the fire consumes them there could be a dozen or so different random scenarios of being like whether the carjacker wants you or your car or your property or whatever it's just don't ever let it get to Crime Scene number two that's where everything bad happens there she goes crime scene number two out of town she can scream she can run and yell she'll probably run her down No One's Gonna Hear her man you're better off taking your risk at a public spot always crime scene number two is the absolute end of the line can you see it bad stuff might happen in in crime scene one don't no matter what don't get the crime scene too because that's when you get raped and killed where the criminal has full control yes yeah so even if you have to take your chances with crashing your car into a wall and he fires his gun at you and shoots you like at least you're not in the dark corn field with him alone yeah you better off running because if we start shooting at you one might hit you and then he's going to run away and if that doesn't go into crime scene too no matter what better than the corn field get shot crash your car run over somebody you know whatever you have to do don't go to crime scene 2 that was the gist of the first 60 of this thing wow we forgot the most important piece of advice gouge's eyes gouge eyes out there's one last chance you have though you're being dragged into the tree line or around behind a building or or this woman right here at gunpoint in the car as a passenger and that last chance is to gouge his eyes go Jesus oh I can't wait to see this oh [ __ ] that actually looked like it hit him yeah maybe that was an accident gouge's eyes she's got a choice stay in her car too far out of the way or get out and walk to a place she actually can see City Lights he's recommending you leave the car so she goes across the street but she doesn't walk on the shoulder of the road where headlights can see her pick her up what he said he walked through the black boy into the darkness that is terrible advice is it still wise advice with cell phones being so common to if you have a breakdown for you to go and stand in the bushes while you're waiting for things it seems like I've always heard the opposite of that that you don't leave the car because there's relative safety I mean I guess if somebody pulls up behind you I don't really know I always thought you just stay in the car that way especially when it's cold and it looked like it was shot at a time of year they make a point of mentioning that you go hide behind a bush in the cold yeah safer let's just put a like a warm warm clothes in your trunk yeah like it's better than being dead yes she's cold what yes she's gonna be alone you're supposed to hide in the bushes yeah but she's not a caged bird a couple of people to come by just in case a couple people come back well damn she's gone I must have been a lady in this car and she's gonna be damn glad she's not in that car instead watching but you see Highway Hunters have got such a perfect opportunity let's break this down logically right say you're you happen to have a happy family that lives in a neighborhood or wherever where home invasions happen nightly then I'm okay with the ropes sir emergency emergency Code Red we're being like like maybe if you have lived in the post-apocalypse where break-ins by like mutants every night Michael berryman's trying to jump through your window 50 50 shot every night of mutants coming in your window to like just just beat you up in like hit you and just laugh and laugh they don't care about their lives their future they don't care about getting arrested or dying they just they just want to break into your house yeah they're movie villains they're movie characters that's why I mentioned Death Wish three you have a one and two chance every night your house is gonna break and then go with the ropes kids climb out the window on ropes because this is probably going to happen one night this week but in the case where there's an intruder in the house we need to know how to go out the window he yells true to get out emergency daughter doesn't run into the other room which made it so much because you never know yeah but you always have Escape rope ready there's a lot of stuff going on in Samuel Strong's had that just doesn't happen I mean I think in a worst case scenario all the time that's where his brain stays but I mean after seeing going to crime scenes every night it's in his head and to him it happens all the time to everybody but statistically now let me show you well let me show you criteria number two let's watch this roll it again watch let's watch a shooter now let's give this woman another chance with a survival mindset uh I do keep a loaded gun just laying on the floor right under my bed though there's one right under here I saw it yeah we keep it under here you never know you never know we got our Escape rope right over there and you only give them less than a microsecond to freeze you say freeze as like a formality yeah when you're in court you could say I told him to freeze yes I gave him point four seconds well that's a that's a weird moment in the video because the whole time we're seeing JJ bitten binder Sanford strong he's on his set and he's talking to the audience which some of those reaction shots in the audience are great we got the Showcase those but uh he's that's where he is and he's talking about this was a case I I you know I had to come in on and they show these uh reenactments but then just one time they showed some lady and he's in the reenactment it's like he's gone over to the other side he's when he's gone through the screen of the television that's what he's telling her how to use the gun and he's changing her how to use the gun and that's where she learns say freeze and immediately shoot because that's what he does you thrust the armed up like this oh my God oh my God and then when we get the reenactment footage of a man breaking into her house that's what she does because she learned it from watching him that's how she accidentally killed her [Laughter] killed criteria number two well he he says like oh they got the the Target right and the center or something right yeah the 10 the 10 Center I don't know what what it reminded me of uh a man stabbing someone else no uh the sharp knives production edged weapons yeah serving Edge weapons I'm gonna survive an etched weapon a minimum reactionary gap of 21 feet is required to react and deliver at least two rounds when a man is coming at your ten eight seven feet three feet four feet it doesn't work you don't have enough time and and he's like yeah and he's like he's super intense and he's got those like beady eyes and he's like [Laughter] that's big time risk watch this the most dangerous moment in the video was when he pulls out a real gun in front of the audience and swings it at the audience and you see a woman Flinch yes was it a woman or the man I thought it was I don't know everybody yeah you take off Flinch oh yeah because he's because he's pointing a gun at him he's holding a real gun bottom line surprise to you but that's the way it is yes out of every four shots make it once but that's not the reason for you to run a shooter will first think instead of the property of shooting at you stop pointing the gut of the audience yeah he I think when he was holding it he was really pronounced with his fingers on the trigger like chamber or whatever but um it was still you could but you heard the sound of the metal scrape when he picked it up and you could tell that I'd wait to it it wasn't a prop let's talk about them and yeah and he's aiming it at people and I'm like oh my god well it's funny because before he does that you see it just sitting there on the ledge for a little bit and the camera's pulling out and it's like there's a gun there and then it's not referenced for a few moments and then he scares the [ __ ] out of his audience look at this video I had a lot of respect for JJ bittenbinder I I don't know how I feel hold it about Mr strong here I know what you're thinking is he just is he just too Reckless for the crime safety scene he might be yeah he shouldn't be teaching any anyone anything related to safety it's good advice mixed with very questionable advice that's that's it that's that's the that's the nutshell right the quote on the front of the box I bet he wouldn't disagree with you it's so rage-filled I don't know if I could do a gouge a man's eye are you thinking you literally yourself yuck I don't want to do this yucky look I've seen it all the cat the better cup of the streets and I know your odds and I'm really a cup though I don't sound like I'm really a cat so listen to what I say because what I say is absolutely crazy I sound like I'm Troy McClure acting acting coaches taught me to talk like this I saw one person get murdered on the side of the road in 1972 and now I just assumed that that happens to everyone always stay strong be safe and wise about crying but also sleep with a loaded gun under your bed that you have to remember to unload every morning and never forget because if you don't forget that you should be morally responsible for everything man that happens with the loaded gun that you have left under your bed unattended and teach your children to jump out their windows at the drop of a hat oh yes definitely don't forget to teach children to jump out the windows unless that's just a tree if they just jump in the tree and pray for the best but only if they're old enough to jump out of the tree and the tree is within climbing on distance from the window that happens to be next to your house these are a lot of very specific circumstances Mr strong and that there's no tree there build it build a tree build that tree out of unloaded revolvers but make sure load the bridges every night a tight tiny ropes around all the triggers one out of every 99 shots will hit some kind of creep pull all the strings foreign ropes you might shoot all your neighbors but at least you won't be in crime scene number two and one of those neighbors might be a crook Mr strong the mayor is handing him a key to the city because of the great advice he's delivered but the key is like a lot a large revolver in the shape of a key well done sir well done that's some strong advice I don't need to keep open and lock I've got my revolvers I'm gonna be the key to this city I am the key the mayor handed me the key and I shot him because he might be a criminal he tried to hand me a key I thought he was pulling out a gun I said freeze and shot him immediately one time every hundred years someone is assaulted with a giant novelty key so when the mayor hands you to a key to a city don't trust him those are the hard facts and I'm set for strong [Laughter] to know this it's probably only going to be a few feet for me it was only inches you also need to know this it's going to be real loud both of you be screaming it's going to be bloody you'll get his blood on you he'll come after you he'll get to you touch you grab you it's going to be a bloody affair Unforgettable etched in your mind you needed to hear that all right now to talk about Elder patient care the family meeting uh that's our second tape Mike oh yes you know I had to go with you for this I knew I know they could have tried to subvert expectations and pick someone else but Rich again no I'm talking about older patient care the family meeting this is apparently in a series of videos on aging and Elder Hood I have never heard the term elderhood before today but before just now is anybody elderhood it's like it's like Robin Hood he he Stills age from the elderly and he gives it to the young that's the worst I don't know it's about 30 minutes and it's about uh well okay what is funny about this okay in terms of elderly videos that make me laugh this is on the lower end of the spectrum um it is kind of funny you you mentioned it you you you like the fact that it seemed like they got some real old people who were saying Lines John told me not to tell anyone but the other day I burnt the skillet I don't have much money and I can't do any heavy work I just wish I had some strength there are four people on a panel uh which they might be real people well they are real people they might be real like professionals uh it's hard everything they said felt really scripted it all it's all very like tightly scripted and and tightly constructed this this is what we have this is the information we have to convey and we're going to do it instead of just us talking out of this boring panel we're going to cut away to these scenes of the of characters yeah and they invented some family members there's a sister brother rich brother what we do is we just write down all don't invade Ukraine oh yeah I was in his golf shirt that's that's Putin Vladimir you look just like that Vladimir Putin and he has the world's first cell phone and he's rich and um then the brother and his wife and then Aunt Dolores or something something and then we have oxygen tank Grandpa yeah who is married to Grandma Ethel yes and and so it's like it's like well here's five stages of problem solving and the problem is this is this is leading up to the big meeting where we have to move them to the home yeah it's it's it's um but you don't go straight to that because that would be disastrous this is really just a video about about problem solving with really crusty uh cantankerous old people yes that don't want don't like change and in the specifics for this video it's centered around meals meals the whole video is about how do we make sure that they eat their food and get fed because they can't cook because they're old cooking cooking is hard for Mom and and and yeah too much dead is cranky and doesn't want Mom to stop cooking for him but he's too frail to help out doesn't your mother cook daddy mom's overwhelmed that's why I should do the cooking that's the problem with you you want to do everything he loves her cooking what kind of food do they have pasta casseroles I don't know that was the shocking part I thought the video was just going to be about how to to ease into having these conversations with your elderly parents about we have to put you in a home but no it's all about food I can contribute some meals I cook a mean baked squash you're not talking anymore Neil he looks so disappointed I hate squash it's all about meals it is it's redundant that's that's surface level that's the service level yes yes Rich you're right it's in general how to have an awkward conversation with your elderly parents because they're elderly now sure I thought the video was going to be broadly about that but it is so focused listen it's about taking it's it's about the bigger pictures about taking away one of their their cherished rights which is which is cooking for themselves Grandma we she's too frail and old to touch the stove maybe one meal she they compromise on breakfast oh yeah yeah but I guess her breakfast is Frozen Frozen yeah because his reaction Grandpa's reaction that was his line Frozen I think I think the takeaway here is that Grandpa's a dick grandpa really is a dick he just wants his wife to cook for him she can barely handle it anymore and he's just too selfish to say I'll eat a meal made by someone else I want Tomatoes cookies well he he was eventually he was he warmed up to the idea he didn't really warm up to it he just kind of begrudgingly accepted the idea because really what the [ __ ] is he gonna do about it he can't even walk [Music] I think Kevin is a good cook we'll see well I know Helen and I'm not afraid she's going to rob us but damn oh thank you the wife and I have decided to try this out for two weeks if it doesn't work [Music] you need another meeting oh no another food meeting just that the summary of this is essentially opening the door to create a decision-making structure so that in the future whenever the parents or whoever become less and less autonomous that there is some sort of uh I don't know like a precedence that's been established of how we go into problem solving mode and eventually the the goal at the end of this road is when you go to a home by that point we would have had five or six of these interventions where we take away a little bit more of your responsibility and now you trust us to know that we're these decisions can lead to hopefully a more helpful yes because having your meals prepared for you assuming that that [ __ ] Margaret a thief and stealing [ __ ] from your house yeah she was like I don't think she would be a filthy Thief [ __ ] that would come in this house and steal my [ __ ] um that's verbatim she is Puerto Rican that was the underlying subtext that Grandma was implying yeah yeah we're just coming up with a plan right now just to help you out until you can get back on your feet okay they're lying you're never getting back on your feet she brought out the pamphlets I knew this was gonna be bad this is [ __ ] I don't even have feet diabetes simple problem solving one-on-one not every family has that I mean they they instead they treat it through back channels I've I've been around friends who basically didn't if something was uncomfortable they wouldn't talk to each other about it the family members instead they would talk like I would talk to you about something you would mention to Mike because I'm afraid to directly confront Mike about something to make this weird skirt around so that it's not a direct confrontation so that would have been a much more interesting video if we saw that stuff it would be like a soap opera basically that would have been great it's about as embarrassing Star Trek toy collection isn't it laughs how embarrassing figures rich I told you that in confidence we were gonna we're gonna bring it up to him later you're gonna have this awkward conversation around a tiny dining room table that's right next to a fireplace with some pie in the middle of the table I'm the rich brother who just doesn't give a [ __ ] I got my car phone I don't care I I'll know there's a problem when someone brings out the pamphlets that's my thing with this video is like there's nothing you gain from this video that you wouldn't get from Reading one of the pamphlets that's featured in the video Jay who actually reads pamphlets the the round table well this was made it's helpful it's helpful in a minimal sense where you watch it and you go okay this this is what seems like a good approach other than what you mentioned or arguing anyone who is likely to be affected by the decision should be involved this would include siblings spouses and other family members is that Robin Williams here's how to solve a problem like you know nobody loses you lose your cool we have our Round Table discussion that's sort of the wrap around with and if you include the people who are beginning to become more and more infirmed they feel like they're somewhat empowered even though you keep saying just write it down anyway yeah just write it down just so that it becomes normalized that they're losing their faculty they're like that's a terrible idea there are no bad ideas we're going to write everything down and go through it later okay except for what Uncle Harold says about his squash that's a bad idea Uncle Harold squash and question mark I can contribute to meals I cook a mean baked squash um but but really like when you're dealing with like really rigid old people who are stubborn stuck in their ways yeah it's a good video and and then you know not the best produced video um really kind of bad acting real real people in it uh as I said while we were watching it there was one part where the ant the slovenly ants they were in like uh what they were in like her sewing room or something but there was a close-up of her face and in the middle of her line they cut to a wide shot and the audio matched the dialogue match and I was very important yeah she's missing a couple teeth she's selling you know yeah we've got to take your sewing machine away it's too dangerous but the fact that those two shots match I was impressed I didn't have much money and I can't do any heavy work you know all we want you to do Millie get on board we're going next okay next on the the coffee table [Laughter] well let's move on from old people to fear-mongering then okay with car man America's dead and dying hand is on the threshold of the church while the spirit of Sodom and Gomorrah affects us all when it gets to the point where people would rather come out of the closet than clean it it's the sign that Judgment of God is going to fall yeah rather come out of the closet yeah he's going going extremists here foreign [Laughter] [Music] Freddy you can explain what yeah Carmen the standard is I think I can summarize it pretty well I hope so it's the guy who created Papa John's relating to the Earth Papa John yes it is it is Papa John and he's relating to the urban youth with his excellent rap music he does every musical genre for Christ oh this is embarrassing the very out of the gate he hits a home run he Masters all the tropes of rap music who who isn't drawn really did to this song Yes music video he even had like the body language what's the song about [Music] Jesus I know these the answer is who is this song about I've never I've never heard of this man what is it [Music] I don't know there was one word he said a lot and I'm trying to remember what it was trying to get us to like love something and it might have been I think there might have been some religious undertones okay it was very subtle did you catch any undertones oh my God you're right [Music] [Music] yes I do I [Music] do it I I love Jesus yes I do I love Jesus that is what he said yeah it's like they presume you know who Jesus is that he doesn't explain it was JC and why do we care he sounds pretty cool if they're rap on the bottom he must be pretty cool I mean 45 year old Papa John is hanging out with all these children so this is like the the shotgun approach to Christian music yeah we get rap we get country music we get like like what Barry Manilow yeah and then there's the black and white there's a two for one there's a two for one that's that's Buddy Holly's slash alternative music and then we get angry dictator in front of us is when we were done whether they start showing pictures of like aborted babies and oh what was that line about gay people where he's like oh they're too busy trying to come out of the closet when they should be cleaning this yes and I was like that's that's when I was like all right we're done [ __ ] this guy it's like it's like all of his masks like changing masks came off and this true form was revealed the rap video was like oh this is cringy but yeah but uh harmless heartless right you're like oh JC he's cool he's cool but then like he's in he's wearing like the turtleneck with the Blazer and he's in front of the Capitol and to Satan where it came from I hate gay people we should take over the government yeah they said teach religion in schools Christianity in school it's like the 1940s and 50s were great times like he sang this in sort of like a very mild rap over 200 years ago they shook off the chains of tyranny from Great Britain by Divine call citing 27 biblical violations they wrote the Declaration of Independence with liberty and justice for all but something happened since Jefferson called the Bible the Cornerstone for American Liberty then put it in our schools as a light or since Give me liberty or give me death Patrick Henry said our country was founded on the Gospel of Jesus Christ yeah the 40s and 50s were a great time uh the worst thing we had to worry about was was a kid missing school he's like now in the 90s or worse because we took religion out of school [Music] how did it end there was the that segment I'm not exactly sure but the ending was the Medieval Times oh the girl in the classroom yeah who was having like lustful fantasies over her hot ass teacher yeah she was like Papa fantasy in terms of the like actual grooming nights yeah he was like let me stand in front of you with my genitals awkwardly close to your face and then she started having fantasies about him being a medieval Knight that rescued her from saving her friends yes it was something like that yeah although I will say it went from country line dancing to a Sex Dungeon very quickly the span of like 12 minutes and he morphed into a crusader well this is when I the video kind of won me back a little bit with the production value it's like you know what I can forgive the homophobia and fear-mongering because look at these amazing uh location they flew from Tulsa Oklahoma to Wales yeah to some abandoned castle to shoot there's some evil yeah medieval video uh where he seduces a high school student yes that was so weird but it was but it's okay because it was her fantasy it wasn't his fantasy it was hers she can fantasize about an older man but a man really shouldn't fantasize about an underage girl in the Bible it's in there somewhere just believe me okay it's it's in the text somewhere it's all right No One's Gonna read that No One's Gonna read it wrong and if you hold it in this in the air and you say by the power of God or Jesus it the the Bible turns into a sword but I've tested it it works but was it a dream oh it was because when we pull out she finds a piece of hay or straw no that she had been rolling around like frolicking with him that was that was Carmen's his demand you know this this is all real this really happened I didn't want people to get the wrong enough I went to Wales and saved a teenage girl from a Sex Dungeon in the medieval times this was real morphing the bad guys turn into snakes um because remember he said uh oh they're asking the students were asking about the I don't know what were the Dark Ages Dark Ages and they're like they're like why do were people the church was killing people who were Heretics in the dark those weren't the real Christians yeah he's like those weren't real religious people there they had Satan puppeteering them or something and so they they depicted that in the video by showing like them morph into snakes they weren't real people they were being controlled by evil thank God [Music] whoa that's kind of cool turn into a bat or something I think he just turned into a cave why did they need to did somebody have like an argument with him about this at some point well Christians aren't so good what about that one time in the Middle Ages yes well maybe yeah and so he had to make this it was like it was probably addressing like the youth who are in school who are questioning like some of the the darker parts of religious history of specifically Christianity it was probably about this era probably what they felt was like some gentle or subtle apologetics built into this little scenario maybe cut the line dancing a man holding on like he's bull riding and the literally the lyrics of the song is hold on keep holding on that was very religious and stuff but that was a more innocent time in the video that was the early days of the video before things got dark but Carmen he's uh uh he's a quadruple threat like an act sing dance and prosthetive and make a damn good pizza the day the Day of Reckoning his face got all red and was sweating sweating profusely stay tuned The Juice Master Juice Master 3 bounding workout this is you Jay I oh okay I guess this is me this is a guy a British guy showing you how to jump on a trampoline but then when you get good you can go from one get the bounce bounce to the other so if you had four that actually looks like fun or if you had four of them you could do a Crossing you sure could yeah and you could face plant in the middle of them right in the middle wait how do you I'm like how would you jump on a trampoline oh well I mean first you got to set it up you know and that's a very complicated process and he's going to show you all of it God I hope because he has to stretch out the run time of the video I mean he has to explain it all to you so you have to set up the trampoline so that there's a trampoline first yeah yeah he says he says it collapses because it makes it shipping uh shipping cheaper and this is why I particularly love this one is why I flip my name to this it's called The Juice Masters Pro bounce oh oh he sells them he sells them coincidentally he also sells the trampolines that are featured in the video this is the video that the DVD that comes with your new trampoline that you watch remember he congratulated you on taking the cellophane off and watching it that's the first step towards a better you but before we get started with any of that I would like to congratulate you for making it this far he's like a con artist a huckster snake oil salesman who's who who came up with this like scam in my opinion of um of of just a basic personal trampoline as an a piece of exercise equipment which I guess it kind of is I mean the guy's in shape you can use a trampoline to exercise but you could also not and just move there's limits to what it can accomplish it started off as a juice man first he's the juice the juice man and he's he he talks about his juice in the video there's even a workout juice that I have which is simply a combination of cucumber apple and celery juice it is the perfect balance of sodium and potassium and he says make sure you drink your juice no no less than 30 minutes don't eat potatoes start jumping up don't any [ __ ] potatoes you can only have juice yeah no meat and potatoes eat your juice because in 30 minutes it'll run through your stomach into your intestines and you'll start absorbing all that juice power yeah he says it goes right through you yes not like that not like those [ __ ] potato in your stomach for four hours you know you don't want to barf up potatoes on your trampoline and fall in the pool yes it is in turkey and your Turkish polish will estate where he had what he happens to own that because he's so successful successful and healthy hi or welcome to the pro bounce rebounding DVD as you can see I'm in a very very beautiful location I'm actually here at a place called The Montenegro high in the mountains in a place called go check in southern turkey now I'm here on what is effectively a mini trampoline or a Pro mouse but before we get started with any of that that that trampoline is right next to the pool yeah or on one side of the trampoline is the pool on the other side is just a drop off just a cliff and later on there's a cactus within falling on destination distance [Music] oh no get yourself you're just straightforward skipping and this is going to feature in the circuit part of the program and this would make me nervous the rest of it was no big deal this is a this is a tripping disaster waiting to happen there's some 70 year old lady trying to do this all right I have to correct a grave Injustice that you've all made oh boy called him the juice man oh he is the Juice Master oh boy okay he Masters the Jesus transcended man manhood yes into Juice Master juice and now he's moved on the trampoline he's perfected the art of squeezing fruit with a trampoline he should have had fruit under the trampoline he squishes it and it comes out into a little a bowl or something he finished your workout and then you drink your juice that you squish from jumping on your [ __ ] trampoline that's how he that's how he invented the idea of the trampling because when he makes the juice he's just got like the third world country factories with the sweat shops just people jumping on the trampolines vegetables yeah that's a great idea that's a great workout look how skinny they are can we can we have a break sir keep making my juice I'm your master I'm the Juice Master people have been stomping on grapes for centuries what if we put a trampoline between those grapes and the feet who killed two birds with one stone I happen to I happened to be 30 Stone when I was when I was 13. even as a kid I was 13 and 13 stone I just got bigger and bigger and bigger I didn't move my body enough because nothing what's 13 stone how fat is that we don't know juice bad we don't no I was 45 Stone when I was 12. [Laughter] why you're a fat ass that is drank juice and jumped on a trampoline a turkey the beginning of the DVD like children oh my God you can't be seen get your breath working limp sister that's why they're gonna be a cut and then we come back it's got like just abandoned shirts yeah no explanations really good the trampoline is it's not like one of those new trampolines you know the kids have the new trampolines like like classic backyard trampoline right it was all the like his all the props that hold it up yeah and the Springs now they have trampolines that are like built into the framework where there are no springs oh okay and you can get them installed in like your backyard and whatever and they're in ground like an in-ground pool almost because time and time again it has been proven that kids will fall into the springs again of a trampoline and he his trampoline is like it's like 48 inches it's like just out of the range of your motion and constantly his feet are going right near those Springs and it's so like yes most of his exercises put his feet in the danger zone yeah where it's like any any wiggle room a little slip and your foot goes through those Springs and you horribly injure yourself yeah and it's like what are you doing faster for high impact we'll just take it down show me how to use it okay complicated piece of exercise equipment there we go what is he doing [Laughter] what's wrong with this neck spend 500 on this trampoline and he's not using the trampoline I'm gonna do the gay hop is that what it's called is that what it's called the gay house something like that yeah yeah okay this move was even harder tonight but a few friends of mine named it for it now the move goes like this he goes to the side the arms come up like this oh okay any idea what we've called this it reminds me of a front cover of one of the books that I've written you might have seen it on the ultimate fast food book no yes we have entitled this politically correct or not the gay heart this is called the crunch bounce and it's aimed at your abdominal region all of the exercises that we do on the mini trampoline this this is this is the game [Laughter] I know you stopped yourself thank you this is called the power bottom like he's he's filling time he wanted to advertise like you get a trampoline right and everyone's like what's what what am I going to do you jump on it it comes with a 75 minute long video oh all the different exercises that you can do just a trampoline this is a new hip workout program right right and and that's part of the cell is like you oh oh there's really something to this there must be so many different things that I could do on this trampoline right that fool exercise right yeah he has all the right ingredients to make this to make him appear to be the perfect confidence man because he's got that accent he's it's like he sounds like he knows what he's talking about he never stops talking but just follow me listen to what I'm saying as we go through it so just a little basic bounce basic wide basic in basic wide basic in it's like it's like when you go to the state fair and one of those guys are trying to sell you something he has that personality and he didn't film his his infomercial or video in his basement yeah yeah he had a great set he goes he's location he claims to be in turkey and so it's like okay he's successful it's almost like he's then gonna start trying to like sell you a timeshare or or get you to invest in some kind of pyramid scheme it has that feel to it where he's super like like now that you've opened the DVD you're on your first step towards this like like it all feels so scammy yes and like he he just he's the juice man I get it juice juicing is probably healthy but then he's like I'm gonna I'm gonna expand my empire into exercise equipment what's something that nobody ever uses anymore a tremopylene oh my God [Music] I'm gonna sell this trampoline I can get them made cheaply I could just come up with a bunch of [ __ ] like exercise and you know you know he's just he's just full of juice well he tries early on he tries he shows like another trampoline and then he says and this one I like so much I put my name on it and this is why I particularly love this one is why I flip my name to this it's called The Juice Masters Pro bounce yeah he disparages a different type of trampoline one that's not quite as wide and it doesn't fold up to take portable right but his brand you can fold up has his nice logo on the outside when you walk around to advertise for him it's just the superior trampoline that's why he put his name on course you'll be very careful when assembling it or else you'll rip your hand off yeah he really showed how to assemble it super careful use that olive oil yeah it was weird yeah and then immediately was like and how to disassemble it yes really nice more drawn out yeah yeah olive oil under the the legs I guess keeps them from like maybe the paint coming off or scraping or something just so they don't get I don't know but when he was on it when he was jumping back and forth between the two of them and we saw those legs and they were ready to give out and that's her like you put too much olive oil on there juice man and he didn't address the fact that he I mean he's like I don't know uh 10 Stone uh Buck what's a stone 15 you know like what but he didn't address what if uh 375 pound lady wants to jump back and forth between these two trampolines she won't even get off the first one before she even makes it to the next one and and well he did address the fact that you shouldn't you should alert your neighbors oh yes that you will be jumping out that raucous noise on your hardwood floors in your apartment above them like sure you tell your night if you don't live in a palatial estate in Turkey make sure you tell your your Flats your flatmates below that you're going to be bouncing on a trampoline I did like you were 400 stones and your cats are running all over the place and you may fall off the trampoline every year so often it's like a disaster waiting to happen every element is a disaster waiting to happen that was that was like step two or three step one was make sure you have Headroom oh yeah I mean that is important yes yes they're fairly springy so make sure you have your knee I want to see that collapse when he jumps on it that would be so awesome with the other and then that's it it's done now wow I saw it but I don't believe it incredible a little bit of olive oil okay I actually didn't see the olive oil coming why but oil requires a little bit of olive oil Oh I thought you're gonna drink that the fact that a trampoline folds in half to me just sounds inherently dangerous yeah from the get-go it's like I want something that's a solid ring it's not gonna a small trampoline just sounds insanely dangerous he basically told you how to purchase your own bear trap Springs Act like look this is more than just a trampoline Okay you can you can also do push-ups next to it hey it's true that's true right you could use it as a thing to hold on to while you do push-ups that was part of its exercise equipment uh that's when he recently ran out of ideas he was really stretching he was literally stretching for like five minutes yeah he's probably still doing juice juice is a juice is a safe commodity to keep going with trampolines probably not okay unless he moved on to some other kind of like fad uh exercises he's probably done essential oils at some point right olive oil is essential oil just rub it on whatever yeah whatever it really is yeah and also in great danger of either trapping your fingers or injuring yourself so this is pretty important so please pay attention to this how would you unfold it show us it's important Shameless so these are our tapes classic best of the worst a bunch of scam artists and uh I guess people that probably mean well in the case of the elderly video Rich what's your best of the worst I'm gonna give it the strong against Crime and uh you know in a day with some some stiff competition especially if you had a lot of arthritis are you been on the trampoline just a little too long a little too long let you go Stanford strong it's just a little bit more of a colorful character than everyone else not even close Mike Sanford strong just him as a character you know walked up to her made sure she was through and finished her off him as a personality it's he's just amazing yeah his his posturing his his voice his his dialogue flubs his weird way his marble mouth um and a man who suggests your children climb out their bedroom windows with ropes when when they're maybe a home Intruder because that may happen someday how could he not win best of the worst I'd say what though who wins in a fight Stanford strong or JJ bittenbinder oh JJ bittenbind like Stanford strong he's gonna be like just face down to the gutter bleeding to death right yeah yeah does he have his firearm does he say freeze he will give you no chance I don't know that it matters because JJ bittenbinder he fights dirty his focus is on escaping he wants to run away like a little coward but yeah he doesn't want to get to Crime Scene number two but finder would most likely be wearing a vest JJ bittenbinder is crime scene number two oh my God that implies so much JJ bittenbinder has been to Crime Scene number three [Music] uh I want to see these two fight but they're both dead oh did you put my understanding oh no he's not well maybe by the time all right in September of 2021. do we know where JJ bittenbinder was at the time [Laughter] gouge's eyes watch this they're like they're like they're like feuding like former detective slash video hosts strong he's got a gun because when you're dead you're dead dead is really dead that oh they all want to kill each other he tried to steal my stick but he keeps flubbing his lines and they just leave it in the video the man can't talk I think he made the video because he just wants to show off his socks he wants to pose yeah hit his finger against it I want to help children and he wants to pose he's a fake cup he's a phony Jay uh well I'm going with him too as big of a phony as he is he's the most entertaining character of the way he was he was memorable it's all the like I said uh when you're watching it you got to do a montage of just all the times he goes and posturing yeah it's amazing it really is it is it's entertaining he's no Carmen but he well that's a good thing yeah it's a different type of fear mongering I guess at least this one didn't feel hateful I guess except towards thugs this is well-meaning fear-mongering yeah this is hateful for your monitoring this was fear-mongering and the fact that I was worried he was going to fall off a translator I can see you getting tents more and more tense over time yeah it's post on the edge of a pool next to a cactus Freddy okay so I think Mr strong gave a strong presentation his wild gesticulations his crazy like 180 degree 180 degree turn with a gun that he slung out into the audience pointed at the audience yes those those are powerful moments and I appreciate it uh but I'm gonna have to give it to um elderly patient care um because that little old man he made me feel something I actually felt slightly teary-eyed when I saw him these are supposed to be the golden years don't believe it I can't do nothing for myself watch stupid TV and it was actionable if your family has a hard time sitting at a table and actually coming to a conclusion talking out a problem from coming from a point where nobody is willing to speak to each other to having some type of plan on paper I think that was it was actually useful okay that's fair we can't like convince you otherwise but you understand the point of the show right help Grandpa prepare meals which tape makes you more entertained is the best of the worst for any reason you chose Elder Care yeah and I if it was just off of entertaining I mean I did feel uh entertained when you know strong was you know waving around the gun but um there was something about that little there's a man yeah that's fair his totally different direction to eyes his shaky hands and his oxygen yeah I don't know made me feel something so what if he were bouncing on a trampoline I would be very surprised if that happened pretty badass it would have been he couldn't even stand well Sanford Strong's shooting at him I said freeze I said freeze I said freeze my Center 10 is moving up and down what do you do well do we want to destroy yeah should we just throw it in a closet we should throw it Carmen you're going back in the closet back in the closet Carmen we all know we know and it's gonna be filthy yeah we all know we all know what you're up to Carmen you going in the closet my work is done here Unforgettable EST in your mind [Applause] [Music] all right [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] gouge's eyes

Channel: RedLetterMedia

Views: 2,010,266

Keywords: redlettermedia, red letter media, red, letter, media, plinkett, half in the bag, mike stoklasa, jay bauman, rich evans

Id: x4nAm93Dkls

Length: 85min 53sec (5153 seconds)

Published: Sat Jan 14 2023

Reddit Comments

[u/Tarlcabot18]

Mike trying to floss and dabbing is the most disturbing thing ever featured on the channel.

[u/Benjamin-Cat]

The thumbnail says 116 but this is actually ep 117. This completely ruins my Plex server aesthetics. I'm so furious I shit myself.

[u/TehBearSheriff]

As on brand as Mike making sure it "landed" on the elderly tape is, I was pumped to see guerilla driving, it gives off surviving edged weapons vibes

[u/LyricalDucking]

FREEZE OR YOU'RE A DEAD MAN!!!!!

[u/Somnambulist815]

Mike depriving us of Guerilla Driving is the most villainous thing he's done since Vampire Assassin

[u/Newdy41]

Strong Don Beveridge vibes from the guy in first tape.

[u/operarose]

Also it looks like they filmed this before the Nukie genocide.

[u/Tarlcabot18]

85 minutes of new Wheel of the Worst with Freddie Williams on a Saturday afternoon! Love it!

[u/nolanptafan]

This was maybe the quintessential BOTW episode. It has everything you want in BOTW from scam workouts to extreme vanity projects to bizarre fearmongering to cringy songs to educational videos that offer completely terrible and unpractical advice to educational videos that focus too much on an unrelated aspect to the video itself to the greatest characters that you can't keep your eyes off of.